Jeremy Roenick signs a pair of breasts at a game

41 comments

1. Those are some nice titties.

2. I’m surprised they didn’t try to cover that up

3. Actually, looks like he just signed one

4. He had plenty of room for that autograph for sure.

5. Roenick showed up at our tailgate in 2019 to do a spot for tv

   I’ve never seen anyone crush six beers so fast in my life

6. Good

7. Good thing it was recorded. I’d be VERY leery of going anywhere near a fans’ breasts as a celebrity.

   Don’t need another hashtag if you know what I mean. 🤣

8. *signs a boob

9. I never understood get why people get their tits signed. It’s gonna wash off if you shower and if your tits are out and people know the day you got them signed they’ll know if you showered or not

   I’d much rather get a picture or sign a jersey or something.

10. Titanic tatas

11. Was wondering what happened to the ol’ fuggin horn dog 🤣

12. Ha- on the one breast. Sure enough -ppy right there on the other.

13. He can sign my dong any time

14. Cancelled by NBC again

15. I’ve signed tits before. 10/10 experience. It was on request at a bar about 30 years ago, and I still to this day have no idea why this girl came up to me and asked me to sign them. I was like, “which one?” And she said, “you pick” so I picked left, as you do, and she ripped her shirt up and I think I just signed “superace85 was here”. I never saw her again.

16. My man

17. One of the craziest characters to play in the NHL.

18. Unstoppable in NHL 94, and I love him for it.

19. I lubbb jr

20. Legend. And was best player on NHL 94

21. I can almost generate she will get that autograph tattooed on her

22. Happy Gilmore move there!

23. That kind of stuff kind him fired from the NBC – talking publicly about someday having a 3some with his co-host and his wife. The co-host didn’t appreciate that at all.

24. I know he’s been marred in some controversy a few years ago but I love the guy.

    When I was living in Calgary, he was playing for the Sharks at the time (2005 or 2006?) We used to go to this bar called The Back Alley and Roenick, Marcel Goc, Jonathan Cheechoo, Jody Shelley and I think Ryan Clowe showed up after they played the game. I was able to strike up a conversation with Roenick and Shelley and they ended up joining us at our tables for a good portion of the night.

    These guys were all beauties. Roenick was so kind and open to talk to, as they all were, but Roenick answered questions, told stories and absolutely made our night by just being one of the guys. He will always stand out as such a beauty to spend his night with a bunch of fans at a random bar on the road.

    You Sign them titties, big shoots.

25. is there a sub for this?!

26. Tits up!

27. Holy melons! What a lucky man!

28. Its the sauce

29. He tells the next autograph seeker to wait cause he wanted to ask her for her number.

30. Its good to be the king

31. That’s impressive, even for a professional athlete!

32. Haha, looks like Roenick still knows how to score off the ice too!

33. Such a missed opportunity for a “Haaappppyyyyy!!”

34. He is one of the nicest, coolest, down to earth celebrities I’ve ever met. Worked security for him one night and he was just gushing at the fact that I went to high school across the street from where he lived in Jersey. Not to mention he was stuffing money in my pocket and that’s not exactly the norm for celebs. Super nice dude.

35. If she didn’t get an actual piece of paper signature or any other kind of item that’s stupid af.. literally gonna wash off in two days.

36. Not the first time

37. Go Blackhawks

38. “I’ll be a Hawk for life”. Kiss my ass Roenick

39. But who in the NHL verifies the breasts? We need to know these jugs markings are the real deal.

40. Slowest ever signing of one’s name!

41. Signed the left, used the right as a spot to rest his signing hand. Slick move JR