Since Freddie is know as being one of the nicest guys, how do you imagine how he talks trash?
September 9, 2023
Since Freddie is know as being one of the nicest guys, how do you imagine how he talks trash?
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“Your mom’s a wonderful lady. But mine’s better.”
“I bet you don’t know how to cook a steak medium rare.”
“My lawn is greener than yours. And I live in Cali.”
Like legit into each players families knowing things players dont even know throwing them off their game.
Canadians are good at being passive-aggressive. He probably learned that from his parents and translates it onto the field.
With a smile and a laugh afterwards
When he’s mad he says things like, “I hope your dog throws up on your rug at night and you step in it.”
Word on the streets is that Freddie Freeman started the “Mookie Betts eats corn the long way” rumor.
Knowing how Canadians trash talk in hockey, probably this gem from a Bruins player: “Suck it ya fucking milk drinker!” Before a completely befuddled English as a secondary language teammate completely makes it awkward with an innocent question.
what I wouldn’t give for some Mic’d Up Votto/Freeman Canadian Trash Talk
When a opposing players get to first “Nice hit!…but you could of doubled on that pitch.”
I could see him asking a player when they get to first base “Hey, do you think you turned your stove off before getting leaving to fly out here? Did you make sure you locked your front door?”
“Your mother makes excellent breakfast “
“I bet your wife is a below average cook!”
“I bet you don’t know how to fold a fitted sheet!”
I’ve seen him actually talk trash before yeah. He’ll get into it with a player if said player insults one of Fred’s teammates
Every Freddie dance is him trash talking😂
“My baseball card is worth more than yours.”
“My favorite teddy bear travels with me every game. Yours?”
“I hold both American AND Canadian citizenships. You?”
“STRAIGHT OUTTA VILLA PARK”
He farts in your general direction.
Like Andrew luck
He probably says ‘Bless your heart’
His million-watt smile appears when you LEAVE first base…..
(In a California accent with a dusting of Canadian) “Your mothers mashed potatoes were really good, even though she use instant”
I saw him battle at the plate hit a double and yell “get that shit outta here”. He’s a fucking competitive. I love that he’s a Dodger.
Doing the Freddie on 2nd being a doubles monster as usual
“You’re parents probably didn’t love you as much as mine!”
“Hey! That was a good effort, better luck next up”
“Hey! I hear your sister’s going out with… SQUEAK!”
He says. You pay your taxes on time don’t you
I bet you let your kids control the thermostat.
I feel like Freddie is much like Hank Hill minus the narrow urethra and he got a dumpy
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“Your mom’s a wonderful lady. But mine’s better.”
“I bet you don’t know how to cook a steak medium rare.”
“My lawn is greener than yours. And I live in Cali.”
Like legit into each players families knowing things players dont even know throwing them off their game.
Canadians are good at being passive-aggressive. He probably learned that from his parents and translates it onto the field.
With a smile and a laugh afterwards
When he’s mad he says things like, “I hope your dog throws up on your rug at night and you step in it.”
Word on the streets is that Freddie Freeman started the “Mookie Betts eats corn the long way” rumor.
Knowing how Canadians trash talk in hockey, probably this gem from a Bruins player: “Suck it ya fucking milk drinker!” Before a completely befuddled English as a secondary language teammate completely makes it awkward with an innocent question.
what I wouldn’t give for some Mic’d Up Votto/Freeman Canadian Trash Talk
When a opposing players get to first “Nice hit!…but you could of doubled on that pitch.”
I could see him asking a player when they get to first base “Hey, do you think you turned your stove off before getting leaving to fly out here? Did you make sure you locked your front door?”
“Your mother makes excellent breakfast “
“I bet your wife is a below average cook!”
“I bet you don’t know how to fold a fitted sheet!”
I’ve seen him actually talk trash before yeah. He’ll get into it with a player if said player insults one of Fred’s teammates
Every Freddie dance is him trash talking😂
“My baseball card is worth more than yours.”
“My favorite teddy bear travels with me every game. Yours?”
“I hold both American AND Canadian citizenships. You?”
“STRAIGHT OUTTA VILLA PARK”
He farts in your general direction.
Like Andrew luck
He probably says ‘Bless your heart’
His million-watt smile appears when you LEAVE first base…..
(In a California accent with a dusting of Canadian) “Your mothers mashed potatoes were really good, even though she use instant”
I saw him battle at the plate hit a double and yell “get that shit outta here”. He’s a fucking competitive. I love that he’s a Dodger.
Doing the Freddie on 2nd being a doubles monster as usual
“You’re parents probably didn’t love you as much as mine!”
“Hey! That was a good effort, better luck next up”
“Hey! I hear your sister’s going out with… SQUEAK!”
He says. You pay your taxes on time don’t you
I bet you let your kids control the thermostat.
I feel like Freddie is much like Hank Hill minus the narrow urethra and he got a dumpy