Warrant issued for Von Miller for alleged assault against pregnant woman
November 30, 2023
Warrant issued for Von Miller for alleged assault against pregnant woman
6 comments
Damn… always liked Von, say it ain’t true!
Really terrible. I hope if the allegations are true that the victim(s) can find healing. I also hope Von can get on a path of rehabilitation.
It’s a worrisome trend for him. He was under investigation for DV in 2021, in 2022 there were the revenge porn accusations, now this.
Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant ! Guy: But doctor that can’t be right. We use condoms everytime we have sex.
Doctor: Well, the test result would suggest otherwise. Maybe the condom broke?
Guy: No I’m sure it didn’t.
Doctor: Alright then. Let me tell you a story. A guy was wandering in the forest where he encountered a tiger. The tiger looked really ferocious and the guy knew that he was doomed. Cornered, the guy then points his umbrella’s tip at the tiger and shouts Bang at the tiger. The tiger died.
Guy: That can’t be right. Someone else must have shot the tiger.
Doctor: Exactly.
I don’t feel surprised by this.
Not our problem anymore
It’s not the first time probably won’t be the last. I appreciate his contributions to our team. However, I’m glad it’s not our headache.
6 comments
Damn… always liked Von, say it ain’t true!
Really terrible. I hope if the allegations are true that the victim(s) can find healing. I also hope Von can get on a path of rehabilitation.
It’s a worrisome trend for him. He was under investigation for DV in 2021, in 2022 there were the revenge porn accusations, now this.
Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant ! Guy: But doctor that can’t be right. We use condoms everytime we have sex.
Doctor: Well, the test result would suggest otherwise. Maybe the condom broke?
Guy: No I’m sure it didn’t.
Doctor: Alright then. Let me tell you a story. A guy was wandering in the forest where he encountered a tiger. The tiger looked really ferocious and the guy knew that he was doomed. Cornered, the guy then points his umbrella’s tip at the tiger and shouts Bang at the tiger. The tiger died.
Guy: That can’t be right. Someone else must have shot the tiger.
Doctor: Exactly.
I don’t feel surprised by this.
Not our problem anymore
It’s not the first time probably won’t be the last. I appreciate his contributions to our team. However, I’m glad it’s not our headache.