Edmonton Oilers vs Dallas Stars GAME 1 w/Superbman – NHL PLAYOFFS
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Star fans I don’t even know Cool Cats appreciate it my man thank you very much John hates the troops oh my god well you guys got a bunch of new emotes Oilers and star emotes CA Canada flag American flag what do we got it’s cada’s team now can’t do anything about it Oilers in five says call me cobine Oilers in six says Master Oro there you go there’s your emotes boys I mean fat ass Phil kessle is growing so we should have plenty emotes to throw around feel free to spam them all you want all right so live chat yeah we’re good I think we’re good he said my name W Master Oreo yeah don’t worry you don’t have to donate or sub I treat everyone in the chat the same way [Music] yeah this national anthem is pretty damn good all right here in Dallas for game number one so Dallas better regular season than the Edmonson Oilers home ICE Advantage goes to the Stars I’m excited about this game so I’ve already watched the Oilers a couple of times what is the story of the Dallas Stars ladies and gentlemen you guys are going to have to let me know what strategy do they play who should I be watching out for I keep on hearing Wyatt Johnston Johnny Wyatt Johnston holy [ __ ] look at the McDavid spam my God a very good defensive team Wyatt Johnston insane dep yeah their death is crazy I was looking for all the emotes to give you guys on Twitch and like with with Edmonton and made sents I think I stopped around seven or eight players the Dallas Stars I mean my God Jamie Ben Tyler San and getting daten off on their third line I’m like what the [ __ ] all right so you guys can hear me audio’s good you can’t hear the game everything’s good right everything’s good to go I’m on full screen and we are underway ladies and gents hang on a second let me make sure that’s not moving yeah that’s not moving yeah we’re good we are good and we are underway here ladies and gents Martin troell cheers John as the Kings fan love the respect for the West hate to do this to you Johnny but I’m cracking a cold Nordic beer damn it a Nordic beer as well oh my God I could use a super sweet beer I really could only like another week I just got to get through these damn Conference Finals all right o good camera angle here too the Dallas Stars camera angle is nice and low very cinematic it looks like all the fans are standing up I’m here just for the DAT and off Rage mcdave with the spinorama all right so good defensive team they say let’s see if they’re disciplines I want to just try to break the Dallas Stars apart so Chip and Chase kind are they just collapsing they waiting to Counterattack camera’s too low says greasy H well let me call up Dallas and fix that for you puck in deep Johnny finally gets to watch Dad and off in real life what number is he out there there’s hinan number four uh 53 is Johnston right is he out there with Robertson Robertson is n uh 21 who is 11 is that stank is that stanky so stank koven Wyatt Johnston and and Robertson first line then you got Harley and hinan number four Harley’s number 55 all right I got it 63 as always 63 I’m still just getting used to the numbers on Dallas man I got to be able to make the calls so just give me a give me a little bit of a break here in the first period so douch who is that’s duchane at 95 all right duchaine is 95 marchment is 27 nice big body check by marchment good job no ego numbers on this team well they’re in the Conference Finals for a reason is 63 in ego number uh a little bit I say 60 70 80 90 is ego but 60 is not that bad 70 is when it starts to get really bad 60 is not that bad like like I wouldn’t M I wouldn’t mind a defenseman with 65 I wouldn’t mind um like a power forward with 62 but when you start to get into 66 and 68 you know what I mean even Brad Marian made 63 nice can’t go to 66 Breakaway early for the stars in alone who was that was that DED off in alone he got robbed take that dat off you piece of [ __ ] come on steuart Skinner [ __ ] d off had a breakway already no way what is this world that we’re living in it’s a simulation it’s a simulation you guys got all the emotes that you want spam them have a have a blast we’re living in a simulation we have to be 39 Conor Brown back to the point Darnell nurse Conor Brown 28 Conor oh my nice try you’re rooting for Edmonton or Dallas I don’t know I always like to choose but I am Canadian um and out of these two teams I would love to see McDavid win a cup as long as McDavid winning cup doesn’t get in the way of Toronto winning a cup you know I’m all for it and so and also I’m superstitious in a way that McDavid got drafted in 2015 so if his first Standley Cup in comes in 2024 that’s what nine years in well Matthews was drafted 2016 that means if McDavid wins this year Matthews is due to win it next year right right right Martin troell Young Guns uh for the stars look out for 53 Johnston 11 Stan coven and 50 55 Thomas Harley all right we’ll do right choice Johnny keep dreaming right oh for God’s sakes hey I Can Dream can I time check Johnny sure uh 1641 1640 1639 1638 1637 36 635 we’re back on sportset plus it’s unfortunate that they don’t have the same timing as TSN I couldn’t believe when I was streaming the basketball game last night we were up with cable numbers McDavid oh good feed quick shot easy saved no was it high oh I thought he saved it that thing was up and over perfect sync nice let’s go tank 3557 let’s go to be fair it took oie over a decade to finally win a cup that’s what I’m saying right although I did think that the Leafs had the potential of being the next to Chicago blackhaw you know a dynasty I’ll just be happy with one cup forget the dynasty nonsense dry Sidle moving quick dry Sidle I I got to say he was the one that I really noticed every game against the Vancouver Canucks are there any Dallas star fans in here anybody on YouTube anyone on Twitch bro is coping so hard about Matthews Jacob Edwards shut up man I got three hours to fill we’re talking hockey I gotta find anything I can talk about yeah me punch face O2 quirky teal all right so we got some Dallas star fans in here go Stars we got that ass says Andrew Gatlin all right so we do have stars in here tuck H5 superb appreciate it my man thank you very much fat ass Phil kessle continues to grow boys next up I what we got to get him up to next 7even hundy 7even hundy next Jesus I didn’t know if we’d get him to 5 hundy he’s up to 630 now all the way down the ice all right so good start to this game good Pace good Pace it’s almost three 3 a. at night here in Sweden and you guys are still look at look at dof behind everyone how did dof have that wide open Where’s the Edmonton defense quick shot good save by steuart Skinner I’m not complaining about the Yap your team needs an elite goenda I don’t think goal tending is the issue with the leavs I think it’s I think it’s PowerPlay offense but whatever to hell with leafes we’re watching this game here where the hell of that Paco my God Dallas chipped it from their own Zone man I thought Evan Bard was better than Quinn Hughes well I the the better team won so go with the better team the better player I don’t know Bard give it to oh come on who was that who took that shot Hyman you got buard right open in the top of the slot Zack Heyman he’s not a passer I guess he’s a scorer he’s a he’s a blue chip scorer so he got the opportunity he took the shot Marner has to go man the clip of him being second to the puck will never will forever make me cringe are you the one where he could have gotten to the puck in the corner first then he just like bails out of it because he doesn’t want to get hit yeah yeah I’m a Hawks fan I don’t want Marner oh wow Hawks fan you not even for Conor Bard you don’t even walk Jesus [ __ ] man we got nothing we got a freaking a lemon in in in Mitch Marner I guess [ __ ] ridiculous Darnell nurse there we go so there’s that four line for Edmonton Jamie Ben Tyler San so what is this their third line Jamie Ben Tyler Sean and dadonov danov I’m always calling him dof I don’t care there he is dof number 63 Derek Ryan there is a big de har Vinnie de har right not uh not David de har Vinnie de har All right so let’s see what the Dallas Stars do nothing much from Dallas other than the Breakaway from uh at dadonov here nothing much both teams just kind of like throwing the puck into the opposing team Zone but not a really great for check although Cody CCE cuts it off at the half wall and we got a puck battle here here we go down low Conor Brown Oilers have possession nice body right there in the corner oo Dallas heavy heavy in the corners of the Dallas Stars CeCe throws it on the net who’s 39 on freaking Edmonton [ __ ] man I don’t know this Edmonton Oiler depth line at all Smith Smith for freaking Dallas who the hell is that [ __ ] man this is brutal Carrick yeah all right sudor 20 Ryan Suter all right I can remember that one Bard oh that’s I pass just a little bit too far out of his reach hinan is going to get back and that’s going to be an icing call Craig Smith is 15 Marner for a seventh round pick who says no whole stadium is silent I don’t know if they’re silent no GM mode today everyone’s just easing into their seats still you know everyone’s getting their beers you know it’s all good no GM mode today uh I was going to do a GM mode but it’s the non-li stream version but we ended up getting that miniseries done the chase Davidson story I hope you guys like that um and I did want to take a little bit of a break because I’ve been getting brain foged by streaming too much so I thought you know what today’s enough that’s a good enough video for today we can we can space it out I don’t want to I don’t want to burn myself out so um I prepared the GM mode for tomorrow and tomorrow’s GM mode I can do it without a live stream we’ll do another live stream tomorrow night for Florida and then that’ll give me like two days off from only uh from only doing one stream instead of two streams and then when we get through this series then I’ll have a day off every night and then when we’re done the playoffs I can really do it so it’s good brain worms we would rather have one day off than one year it’s is B Berry flippy flop is it really a day off like I said you did get the short story I know it’s only three minutes but it’s something you got a you got a short up today the uh was it the 7-1 comeback or domsky put something up today and I’m doing a live stream right now so is it truly nothing is it truly one day off I’m you know I mean I could have taken the stream what would you guys have preferred the live stream of GM mode and then skip the playoffs or the playoffs because the playoffs is one and done you know what I mean like we have to cover it no Yeti today you fans are so ungrateful says domsky 92 damn Dum playoffs nobody wants to work anymore to be honest playoffs yeah playoffs that’s I’m thinking that too the playoffs there are some boring periods but when it’s magical it’s magical and I want those moments so we’re doing good and don’t you guys think that there’s a little bit too much to uh putting up GM mode commentaries every day like I I get the feeling that people are falling behind people can’t watch an hour of me every single day they’re so used to like binge watching it so now it’s like holy [ __ ] John would you watch the French Open uh I I like tennis I just don’t know anything about right now tennis but like if I said hey this guy versus that guy or that girl versus this girl put some money on it yeah sure I’ll watch any kind of competition all sports are great I’ll watch a beer league freaking uh a badminton match like I do ever man you bet no I don’t bet I don’t gamble I’m talking about if you’re just with your buddy 10 bucks you know what I mean just to create some s of some sort of competition I don’t actually H gamble pickle ball yeah we got a pickle ball we got a whole pickle ball court around our place man there’s always people there no one’s on the tennis court everyone goes to the pickle ball court shorter run distance I guess high level competition with something on the line nothing better it’s something on the line yeah something on Stakes matter but even just it doesn’t have to be anything like like um like I’m going to say something that people are going to laugh their asses off I think I’ve said this before but like professional wrestling figured this out a while ago just two people going at it that you got to see what happens perfect example Jake Paul and Mike Tyson I want to see that I don’t give a [ __ ] about the two best boxers in the world fighting I don’t even know who those are but Jake Paul versus T I want to I just want I gotta see what happens I I gotta see if if Tyson knocks out I gotta see it and so it’s goofy it’s it’s it’s it’s not the highest form of competition but there’s just something interesting about it and I got to see what what happens stream Tyson versus Paul please you know what I could stream that couldn’t I because that’s on Netflix isn’t it I just don’t think I want to sit through the undercard I want to get right to the uh the quote unquote fight rigged for Paul yeah I know it could go many different ways right is it just a Payday I don’t want to see Tyson get hurt but I guess we’re all hoping for does Mike Tyson just turn into even just for 10 seconds if he can just channel that old Mike Tyson for 10 seconds I don’t even care if knocks him out but I’d just love to see Tyson land a solid shot and just to see Jake’s face I just want to see a solid body shot or even a shot where Jake’s got his hands up and he blocks it but he still feels the [ __ ] power behind that I would love to see it man how many jerseys do you have John NHL jerseys uh I got a bunch in my room here hang on one Oiler Jersey from 2006 signed by either Pekka or Pronger or something I got my beerle jerseys I Got A Team Canada hockey jersey from like 2002 I got an Austin Matthews Jersey I got yeah that’s it I think I’ve had more in the past but I’ve I’ve get I’ve definitely gotten rid of them or I just I don’t know where they went I don’t even know no Canuck Jersey I did I ever have a Canuck Jersey hang on I might have had a Canuck t-shirt I don’t think I’ve ever had a Canuck Jersey oh my God Jesus there power play I didn’t even realize we’re on the power play here didn’t you burn that Jersey no I took it out of the barbecue right after you kidding me that thing is worth like 200 bucks can’t have that happen I knew it it it would like [ __ ] up my barbecue man I’m not I’m not like cooking that in there that’s like a that’s like a hazard just to make a freaking point in a video the the point was made thank [ __ ] god fraud I almost outed you John jerseys are expensive can’t just cook them click baited video at least I’m telling you the truth now NBA or FIFA jerseys oo probably FIFA I got a few uh I got a Republic of Ireland a away jersey from 2002 that is so nice I got a bunch of Irish jerseys actually I got one two three I got a TFC Jersey for yeah you know what I don’t have any basketball jerseys in here and I got like four or five soccer jerseys or foosball football jerseys har Harley 55 Harley baseball jerseys uh yeah I got a blue jays one an old school like 1990s Blue Jays one it’s not like an official jersey it’s just like a actually it might be an official jersey I don’t know it’s a piece of [ __ ] though it’s old NFL uh yeah I got a Tom Brady uh New England Patriots jersey here behind me uh anything else nope no I have some generic Toronto Maple Leaf jerseys but no names on the back what else do I got back there I got a Toronto Maple Leaf practice jersey oh I got a team Canada soccer jersey signed by a bunch of Team Canada players I don’t even know where the [ __ ] that’s from yeah I don’t know who do you want to win the cup want to win the cup ah it’d be nice to see McDavid just because I can convince myself that means that Matthews is do next year but want to win the cup we just forget about that nons yeah I think I’d like to see McDavid Win It it’s nice when you see the best player in the world win you know because then it destroys the uh it keeps that hope alive for any team that has a superstar player you know we can build around this guy and it can make it a cup Contender when it’s kind of just a team that like like Vegas last year it’s like [ __ ] man you could just expansion draft and build through trades and build through free agency right but I like the idea of drafting a young player in the either not even the first overall but just oh here we go hang on a second Wyatt Johnston Falls drop past stoven no boski for the cup baby that’s true Bob does deserve it yeah with the way he’s played why not right Edmonton on for oh my God EOL just took a bump face first into the ground dof oh man there you go nice pass there dof it’s hard to tell these freaking Dallas jerseys man that wasn’t D enough that was 53 53 is Johnston 53 is Johnston I got to learn 53 53 and 63 Marchman 27 time check yeah 925 9249 923 922 921 my man Chase Davidson says Nathan on YouTube John what you seeing in Dallas technically so far makes them a good team what you seeing in Dallas tactically so far I don’t know yet we’re only 10 minutes in this isn’t real hockey just yet and what I mean by that is the first period usually butterflies people are nervous you either get both teams unwilling to take any chances or both teams are just foolish then just going end to end so I think both teams are kind of just feeling each other out didn’t see much in that power play for Dallas but people were saying that the Dallas Stars good defensive team but one thing I noticed that at Dallas heavy in the corners defensively they were throwing the Body Edmonton was four checking and I don’t know who it was but two or three guys just followed up and threw the body in the corner Leafs ain’t doing that duchaine 95 duchan got to be Carrick here comes that fourth line again for Edmonton doing a good job Martin trell do you think Kopitar would be a better player if his name was like Andre Qui from Quebec and Canada and copar or Kane what I don’t think he’d be any better if his name was different and copar or Kane that’s a tough one cuz copi got it done and I do like centers but I’m GNA take Kane over copar I don’t I I think I think Kane’s on another level I don’t think I think Kane is the best kind of Winger you can get I don’t think kopar is the best kind of Center you can get I think there’s a level above cop still I don’t think there’s a level above Kane Prime Kane is a Winger that’s as good as a Winger you could ever hope for Kane over Kopitar all day I do like centers though and selki you know like it does matter but I think uh I think those guys are on two different levels like Kane is on the McDavid and Crosby level in terms of what you want on the wing you know what I mean Kane is the same as an oetkin Prime Kane like like and Wingers are not going to be as valuable as centers but like Kane is is generational tier he is top tier he is the highest type of Winger you could ever hope for name me a Winger better than Patrick Kane I mean good Lord better I’m not talking about equivalent better I don’t even I can’t I don’t even know if I can think of one Phil kessle NOP Phil ain’t Phil’s great he ain’t better than Kane hate to say it Phil Pastor neck I mean the the the argument I’ll have for all these guys you guys are saying is they’re even at best they’re even they ain’t they ain’t way above Kane passor Knack above Kane dosuk dosuk was a center dosuk was a center my man not not you can’t use you can’t use Center centers are obviously better yoger oh yogger is a good one all right you got me banana man 0845 on Twitch yogger is a [ __ ] good one all right that’s a [ __ ] good one I did not even think of that coocher off yeah kucherov is getting there but I’d still say COV is even with Kane yogger might be the guy yoger might be the guy cuz he was was on another level in his prime and he was a Winger big body yogger down low with his [ __ ] lower body weight you ain’t getting him off the puck at all yogger is the best Winger ever yeah Obie ignoring oie I’m not ignoring oie greatest goal scorer of all time but but Kane was on his level maybe not the goal scorer on Obie’s level but the playmaker stick Handler nah Danny Heatley No Mitch Marner no Gordy how uh I never watched Gordy how play I mean that’s so far back you know I’m I’m not going to [ __ ] on those oldtimers um I’m just talking about the guys that I saw in my life so I’m talking 2000s and on yogger was Center level of attention on the wing yeah and even when he came back like like like you like I don’t even know if you guys remember Pittsburgh yogger but even when he came back on the Rangers in Washington right he was still good when he came back didn’t he who was the center for yogger either Lemieux or when they split them up I don’t know who was the center uh uh Adam Oats on Washington and then on the Rangers Bobby hque or center for the Rangers for yoger I don’t know man yeah that’s a real good one you got me with that one yogger I might say yogger is better than Kane yeah Eric lindro Center Center the only one I’m thinking of as well do you guys remember Pavel bur Prime bur uh he might have been on the same level as a uh as a Kane maybe may just because that that I mean but I don’t know buray forsberg a wing yeah maybe forsberg as well that’s a good one that’s a definitely a good one buray was better that speed yeah yeah that [ __ ] speed man does Kane have a nickname uh Showtime right that’s cane Showtime or is that just a celebration Showtime Any links for a live stream ah sorry Dylan um Dylan if you’re a Canadian you I think you could watch it on cbc.ca maybe or maybe that’s just Hockey Night in Canada uh if you guys want to spam [ __ ] uh go to the Discord if you guys want to spam links for uh illegal streams keep the illegal streams out of the uh YouTube and twitch chat okay I don’t want those links going up I don’t want get in trouble Bret Hall yeah if you guys want to go to the Discord you can spam if not spam you guys can put the Discord Link in the YouTube and twitch and then if you guys have found a link that you can help these guys out put it in the Discord all right what’s the Discord link you’ll find it in the chat the mods will put it up there for you oh nice pass McDavid on front of the net nice try my man Conor McDavid he’s got some space trying to find NJ back door buard on the blue line here we go here we go Edmonton McDavid is ah McDavid loses that puck that’s all right it’s all right oh look at McDavid skating man [ __ ] so good I don’t understand oetkin is clearly better Ben Kane like what is your what is your definition of better if it’s just offensive production fine but I I judge better based on whether or not you can get it done in all three seasons regular season first three rounds of the playoffs and the Stanley Cup Final Kane did it everywhere like how could like and he did it multiple times it’s as top as you can get KH SMI I mean what I’m not saying Kane is better than Obie I’m not saying Obie is better than Kane they’re both they’re both a tier or S tier generational tier Wingers more points but less cups yeah but if oh but here’s the thing about oie I’m going to put an idea in your head right it’s not fair to judge because of the team what if what if oetkin was drafted onto the Chicago Blackhawks and got to play there 2010 2013 2015 is it three cups still you know like I Obie had some great teams that’s true the 2010s Alexander semon and everything you know what I mean but Obie on Chicago but we don’t know right this is what we’re just talking but the point is your resume and your accomplishments should mean something in discussion Kane got it done Obie got it done too but that’s why I call them both s tier I’m not willing to put one above the other they’re just different styles Jamie Ben oh good back check there by Darnell nurse earning that $9 million Elkin is so clear John come on I mean physically goal scoring wise yeah but when it comes to stick handling when it comes to stick handling and when it comes to playmaking I’m going with Kane over Obie when it comes to scoring on a breakaway I’m going with Kane over oie how many times do the Caps win the president’s trophy with Obie uh I know it’s twice I guarantee you it’s twice that that when they had uh was a trots or no it wasn’t trots who was the the big fat dude oh who was their head coach what was his name Bruce Buro right brro when they had Buro I think they were winning I think they were winning president’s trophy when they had Bruce on their team so that must have been two or three times yeah Bruce there it is Bruce there it is once in 2010 I didn’t mean to call him fat yeah that was rude you’re right although when I said it you know exactly what I was talking about so it kind of worked Sam steel all right that’s their fourth line number 18 Sam steel Beauty beautiful number beautiful non ego number EOL gets that puck out really don’t know what to make of this game so far lot of lot of time spent in the neutral holy [ __ ] somebody watch out that puck almost came towards us Johnny Taves and Sid were my favorite so can you call McDavid the best player in the world if he didn’t win the cup um I say McDavid is like the most skilled player in the world but I I I I I think I’ve answered this question I think if I had to choose a center for my playoff run I’d go with McKinnon over McDavid I would because he’s done it so I kind of answered that question there ATN I mean McDavid has it but McKinnon’s done it mck is the best player in the world see crazy take that’s just me man McKinnon over Matthews yep Joe Bobo yep McKinnon over Matthews all day now Matthews might get it done but McKinnon has got it done McDavid is the most talented player of all time though right talented player of all time I don’t know man I I we’re [ __ ] on those oldtimers if we just say that automatically McDavid like I don’t know like I to say McDavid is more talented than Mario Lemieux I can’t can’t just do that I cannot that is like Mario you know like and and Gretzky was before my time but I got to watch some Mario I don’t know man the old-timers were better but not as talented yeah I just think it’s disrespectful to be like hey this guy is the greatest of all time there’s definitely some Goodtime hockey players back in the day it was just a different system you know but you to like imagine to yourself like Wayne Gretzky like what if Wayne Gretzky got to grow up in this day and age and learned how to play hockey this way would he have been average or would he have taken it to the next level because all great Superstars what do they have in common they know how to deal with adversity all throughout their life they have challenges set on front of them in the sport that they’re playing and they overcome it so it’s not like they would have been stopped they were never stopped when they played so what would they have become if they played in today’s League average he would be average I disagree I I think he would have learned the obstacles the same way he learned the obstacles back in his time and he would have been different there’s no way he would have been average you guys are [ __ ] that’s so [ __ ] disrespectful Gretzky would have been average you guys are [ __ ] insane man like holy [ __ ] that is [Laughter] insane that is in [ __ ] insane that you guys just said that I can’t but he’s not scoring over 200 points uh maybe not shaven maybe not that’s a good that’s a good like Point production maybe but maybe he does maybe he gets 100 assists every year like it’s no Pro like who knows man imagine Bard in the 80s and 90s well so now what you guys are doing is you’re using the reverse timeline the problem with putting great players in those oldtime leagues would they have survived what what if what would happen if Conor Bard had to get body checked or hooked on to by Scott Stevens what happens if a tough guy was able to just knock them out and not get suspended you telling me these little little skill guys would be fine in the old NHL because they’re fast and they could just skat around the rules were different guys they get [ __ ] hacked and slashed and hooked and [ __ ] you’d have to have a big tough guy on their line to protect them Gretzky would be dominating in today’s NHL yeah I I agree I think Gretzky would be like I said they’re they’re they deal with it they dealt with adversity every [ __ ] top athlete they’re problem solvers they solve problems their entire lives so whatever time period you put them in they’re still going to solve those problems Martin trell let’s do this one copar Taves oh that’s a I’m going with copar um the size I think kopitar’s Size Matters there those those two are very even I’m going with Kopitar just because of how big he is that [ __ ] [ __ ] matters man tve baby yeah yeah that’s a tough one like you can’t you can’t go wrong with that pick I’m just going with copar because of the the the like they’re both silky they’re both skky winners right I’m not going to use Taves as availability against them we just assume that they both play the exact same amount of games if you were to choose one or the other so I’m not going to with the injury-prone nonsense let’s just take them at their absolute Peak I think I’m going with Kopitar man that’s a tough one though Prime Taves is Miles Ahead Miles Ahead miles ahead I don’t know about that John would you rather Henrik sadine or Henrik Zetterberg Zetterberg all day the sadin are good when they’re together that’s two players whenever you’re asking yourself about the sadine just give whatever other player you’re comparing him to a twin so would you rather have the sadine twins or the Zetterberg twins wins good Lord what do you think would be better oh there it is there it is there it is Counterattack Breakaway for the Edmonton Oilers in alone oh my god did he not even get the shot off there Warren Fogle it looked like he messed it up it’s like he didn’t even get a shot off oh my God D andov coming back the other way throws it on front Skinner’s going to chop that thing to the corner was that even a John dry Sidle or coocher off oh dry Sidle for the size dry Sidle for the size and the fact that he’s a center you compare a center and a Winger I’m going with the center man dry cidal and uh COV going dry cidal 2011 Thomas or 2014 quick 2014 quick penalty hooking call going against the Edmonton Oilers the Dallas Stars back to the power play Johnny you’re a fool for that yeah I know you guys are asking me questions I’m giving you answers what the hell playoff quick every effing time quicker price oh that’s a tough one man you can’t really go wrong with that one you’re getting you’re getting a great goal tender either way oh my God Fogle what was that hands of stone by Warren Fogle there on a breakaway and doesn’t even get a shot you better pick price you guys are choosing players that I think are both in the same league like like I’m only going to take a guy if they’re completely different like if if somebody’s ahead like those two guys are both like s tier goenda price Carri the Canadians team to the co cup Lang Longo is better than price no I wouldn’t take loango over price I’d take price over Lango price or loango price price all day L Longo was good but I’m taking price price hot take lung fist the best goalie of the 2010s uh I think uh it was a three-way tie in the 2010s kry price Jonathan Quick and Henrik list again I’m not using their resumés against them they were all you don’t want to face those any of those players any of those goalies in the playoffs you don’t want to face them so they’re all there they’re all Fu vasileski or price I don’t know Tampa Bay with kri Prime price on him I don’t know like again that’s a tough one I don’t know man probably price flurry is in that conversation too no flurry flurry’s great don’t get me wrong um but I think flurry was a step below those guys in terms of just overall overall consistency and reliability flurry would kind of sometimes he’d be hot and cold I remember playoff runs with uh Mark Andre flurry I remember um after they won the Stanley Cup in 09 for a few years there Mark Andre flurry was on the uh the hot seat every playoff run I remember Olympic price was uh crazy yeah the 2014 Kerry Price before he got injured from Chris kryder that guy was unbelievable donation John a donation came in 65 oh as a swed I love these sadine lovers they they they cheered a brain that’s not a skilled player bro and K what as a sweet I love these sadine lovers they’re cheered a brain that’s not a skilled player they are cheered a brain so is he saying are you saying that the sadin are like smart players they’re not skilled players that’s actually that’s actually not that bad U what’s it called an assessment on the sadin they definitely were smart players making great decisions out there quick passes they oh they shared a brain I see I see I see my bad they shared a brain yeah my bad boys Johnny Patrick Kane or TJ ooshi in a shootout oh TJ sohi man are you kidding me ah all right so really don’t know what what the hell happened there in the first period kind of just a a neutral game you know what I mean got to start paying attention a little bit more you guys got me talking feel bad the sadin never got a cup to be honest they were smart but also skilled yeah all right you guys want me to watch anything I’m actually not uh because I didn’t do that stream today I’m actually not feeling bad at all I can I can keep talking no problem a very boring first that’s all right both teams are just easing into it Rino love you Johnny Boy you watch any racing besides F1 indie car is Miles better honest to God uh no I don’t not that I have anything against other racing I just uh Formula 1 I got back into it or I got into it in 2018 and I just that’s been the one thing I do um Billy appreciate it Marian for lady Bing thoughts on the Monaco Grand Prix do you think it should still be on the grid while the cars are so big uh marshan for lady Bing yes I think Monaco should be on the grid but any other track where it’s getting too small they should be taken out Monaco is the one track a year where that can be acceptable it’s about your qualifying and then it’s about a good race Pace in the pit stop it’s just when you have multiple Street tracks that’s when it’s starting to get annoying but you can’t get rid of Monaco you can’t cuck oh no oh no [ __ ] fan are you alive hey John hang on hang on a second oh God [ __ ] fan is he is he okay hey John I really did think about riding in fact I did pick up a massive brick thought about chucking it at this old granny’s convenience store windows that she keeps her life afloat with but there was so much love in Vancouver instead of Riot so I didn’t oh thank God there was love in Vancouver it conquered the hatred thank God man W you don’t want to be throwing bricks through anything cuck fan like I said cameras everywhere good job buddy you made the right choice Vegas would Vegas was terrible this is the most boring game of the year oh my God relax boys you guys [ __ ] on the the players are got it’s a seven game series they got to pace themselves they’re just going to play defensively first as well all right so let’s do a little paku shall we let’s see if my brain fog has uh cleared up here maybe I can get this done oh God NCAA 100 go all right so help me out NCAA is that someone who came from America how far how far back did the NCAA go can I just choose like Americans from the 90s and 2000s or like when when the hell did that start when did College when did that start though does anyone know like when did that start American college yeah but when did that [ __ ] start oh God all right well Christopher conforto in your opinion five best players you’ve ever seen and then five best players right now five best players I’ve ever seen that are okay okay that’s a good one hang on a second five best players I’ve ever seen Eric lindross in his prime was just [ __ ] unbeliev I don’t care what anyone says biggie uh I mean Mario Lemieux I don’t know if I could put Matt sundine up there I want to I’ve ever seen I gret I didn’t watch Gretzky enough I was I was old I I watched Lemieux who was just I mean dosuk doss’s got to be there he’s not there anymore all right so I got dosuk Mario Lemieux Eric Lindros somebody I watched though somebody I [ __ ] watched who was just unbelievable I mean it’s Crosby I got to say Crosby’s still in the league so I won’t use Crosby that’s boring let’s guys who are retired guys who aren’t in there I might pull one out of my ass here cuz he kind of scw screwed over the end of his career but when he was in his prime do you guys remember Sergey federov cuz I when I started watching hockey the Detroit Red Wings with Eiserman and all of them Sergey federov was [ __ ] unbelievable I’m just trying to remember if that that’s just a name I’m throwing out there Sergey federov I might put in there that’s four datsuk federov lindross Lemieux and then like I got Eiserman I got sack I got madano I got [ __ ] I got [ __ ] who else is this in there oh yoger I mean yeah man this is so tough I don’t even know yeah like I can’t I can’t I’m just going to stop with those four all right Peter forsburg yeah I can’t I can’t I’m goingon to go with federov just the ones I watch these are the ones that I remember watching as a kid federov Lindros uh uh Lemieux and uh and uh dosuk I’m gonna say him all right Hosk yeah I mean you guys can’t go wrong I know what was the second part of that the five greatest right now five best players right now all right McDavid McKinnon coer off David McKinnon coocher off I don’t know if I could put Matthews there I don’t think I can goal scorer is great right now though who’s better than Matthews ma Mar is [ __ ] unbelievable so makinon McDavid marar coocher off who is in that final position who is just an unreal Talent who is that guy who’s better than Matthews who is better than Matthews who is better than Matthews Sid still no I think at this point in his career Sid like Sid will put up the points and he’ll do the right I think Matthews is a better player than Sid overall um Prime Sid is not even close but I’m not allowed to say primid it’s somebody like right he said playing right now dry cidal yeah I’m trying to think you know what you know what I might go with I might go with Matthew kachuck I know that sounds crazy but I love the way kachuck plays I’ve been watching the Florida Panthers he’s a puck winner he passes the puck he plays around that might be a weird one that I throw in there Matthew kachuck over dry cidal yeah that’s a t yeah over dry cidal that’s tough that’s tough I just love the way that Chucky plays the game yeah that’s tough but barov yeah you might have to go dry Sidle there bro you crazy yeah I know I know but hey he’s been in the Conference Finals two years in a row here just said Dry Sidle yeah all right all right F dry Sidle so what I say I got McKinnon marar uh McDavid dry cidal and who’s my fifth coocher off there you go I I like Chucky just this is my style of play but all right I’m not going to argue with those [ __ ] five all right you’re it’s a tough question who was that who asked that question that was a [ __ ] good one who was that who was that Nick Susi a John would you build around McDavid or Bard probably Bard at this point just because McDavid is what 28 20 McDavid is 28 now right yeah probably bit dark just out of Youth I mean if you’re building you’re asking me to build unless I have a team that I’m can win the Stanley Cup next year I’m going Bard 27 ah 27 still you can still but like seven more years from now he’s 34 you know what I mean seven years from now Bard is 25 26 so yeah I’m going Bard uh my Christopher conforto appreciate that question buddy that was a good one five best goalies you watched bab rovski quick price lung fist broer W hash so choose th choose out of those I don’t know I don’t know I just name the ones that I just yeah those are the ones I don’t I don’t know I don’t know anyone else I don’t know you again I don’t want to [ __ ] on anyone all right what are we doing here all right college player to play for the San Jose Sharks [ __ ] me American college player to play for the San Jose Sharks well can I go mlin celebr oh he hasn’t been drafted yet um American college player who played for the San Jose Sharks I don’t know that one I’m going to skip that one American college player who played for the Colorado Avalanche American on the Avalanche uh Tyson Joost I’m just gonna [ __ ] throw it out there I don’t know man is he American Tyson J all right that’s a good one uh 100 plus goals scored in their career so I just an American who scored a 100 goals okay obvious Americans who scored a 100 goal Kane but Kane played in the O I got to think guys who didn’t play in the ol or the CHL Matthews went to the [ __ ] uh the Swiss League uh I can go back in time Bret Hall did he play I mean Mike madano did they play [ __ ] um Tony Monte did he come from the dun CAA like I don’t know these guys might have been up in the CHL when they were playing right I’m going to go Tony I’m going to see this cuz this is way back I don’t even know if American college obviously College was around but I don’t know if the NC I’m GNA try Tony mon all right so the NCAA okay so I know now from now on I can get a good one Tony Monte beautiful all right nice uh all right so if I can go that far back with the San Jose Sharks give me a [ __ ] shark from give me a San Jose Owen n no he’s Canadian Vincent donus no he’s he’s French Canadian [ __ ] Mike Vernon Mike Vernon is a is Mike Vernon Canadian I know he won a Stanley Cup with Detroit and then he got was he on San Jose Mike [ __ ] Vernon I’m gonna go I might try I might try Mike Vernon I I wantan to hang I want to get a good one here San [ __ ] Z who the [ __ ] was on San Jose okay I’m going to skip that one I’m going to skip that one for right now yeah I’m kind of I’m kind of yeah all right 100 plus goals scored 100 plus goals scored so I’m thinking here teu salani because maybe a lot of people don’t remember that teu salani was a member of the Winnipeg Jets but maybe they do then I could get other guys in there that are right now wrong franchise no he played for the Winnipeg Jets though wrong Jets so you’re telling me that that won’t count because those jets are the coyotes so that’s not gonna okay so that won’t count all right thank you for letting me know so that’s the Atlanta Thrashers then so all right um but so so what about if they played on Atlanta but they never played on Winnipeg would that work because I’m thinking Ray Ferraro what about Ray Ferraro but he never played for Winnipeg that works Ray Ferraro all right good to know so it’s the franchise all right Ray Ferrara all right thank you all right Philly with 100 plus goals scored obviously the Big E you know what you know what let’s see do you guys remember the uh what was it the four horse the three Horsemen what what was it called it was Eric Lindros John lir and Michael renberg what were they called was it the three Horsemen or was it something else what was it Michael renberg bang 3% bang bang bang um all right Legion of Doom the Legion of Doom there you go John lir Eric Lindros and Michael renberg baby um all right all right all right uh San Jose all right so now we got to the teams now I [ __ ] hate the teams oh this is like I’m not good at this I’m way better at Stats and and players than I am players who played on multiple teams here so first we’ll try Philadelphia and San Jose holy [ __ ] Philly and San Jose Philly and San Jose Philly I don’t know if he played on San Jose do you guys remember a defenseman nin n [ __ ] what was his name n Yanni Nena Yanni Nena yeah did he [ __ ] play for San Jose I know Yanni nma played for Philly I know he played for Philly I don’t know if he played for San Jose I don’t know why I’m thinking Yanni Nima played for San Jose I okay that’s a pure guess so I’m not going to do that one Philly and San Jose [ __ ] oh oh what was that guy’s name no that’s not him what was that [ __ ] Boston Bruin player named Murray remember they had a guy who played with Joe thoron what was his name something Murray what other team was he on Glenn Murray yeah Glenn Murray yeah Glenn Murray no he wouldn’t have been on no okay all right so San Jose that’s a tough one for me let’s go Philly and Colorado oh God uh Milan huk Joe sack Rob Blake timu salani Paul Kia du Salo Samy Salo did Sammy Salo ever play for Philly Samy Salo Sammy [ __ ] salow did he ever play oh man don’t know that one don’t know that one I I I Sammy salow and Nima those the ones I got in my head so let’s move on San Jose and Winnipeg San Jose and Winnipeg [ __ ] Danny Heatley I’m just I I know this everyone’s gonna have this one right but he was on Atlanta then he got went moved to Ottawa then he went to San Jose yes all right Danny Heatley got that one all right got that one uh Colorado and Atlanta or Colorado and Winnipeg Colorado at atanta Colorado oh my God trying to think a player like Zach bagoan did he ever play with Colorado they wouldn’t have got him a [ __ ] goofy ass um I don’t know that one no I don’t know that one NCAA with San Jose NCAA with San Jose so I just need an American I’m gonna I’m just going to take a shot here I’m just gonna take Jonathan chichu is he Canadian uh chichu is Jonathan chichu I think he was Canadian though Jonathan I’m gonna try it Jonathan chichu yeah he’s not American or he didn’t got yeah I don’t know all right so I messed up what do you guys got I got nothing for me me help me out San Jose with NCAA what’s this one what do you got for me chichu is an indigenous Canadian yeah yeah I I know I’m guessing Pavel [ __ ] Joe pavelski oh I’m an idiot how did I not get Joe pavelski ah for [ __ ] there was a better answer in there but I couldn’t even get Joe that’s pathetic oh how did I forget that okay I was thinking of Americans who played on San Jose I didn’t even think of Joe pavelski man um uh uh Colorado and either Atlanta or when pick what do you guys got what do you guys got what do you got for me Paul stash oh that’s a good one Paul stash Paul stash oh man 45 I did not even think of that one either Paul stash I should have got that all right help me out with Philly and uh can I try Yanni nma can I try it can I no I’m gonna do it n I’m G try it Yanni Nima I’m gonna try it nope [ __ ] me I [ __ ] up all right I wanted I wanted to see if I could get it all right so options uh view stats what do we got here uh Jeremy Ro Jeremy ronic played with San Jose when I don’t even remember that one Evander Kane yeah Evander Kane Joe pelski yeah forsberg played with Philly when did forsberg play with Philly I know he went to Nashville did he try again in Philly like his last his last his last team was Philly’s last team basically the end of his career okay yeah yeah he probably didn’t he only played probably a few games there uh stash yeah kale M wait a minute Mar’s Canadian yet he played in the NCAA no way I didn’t know that crazy okay damn uh Claude jaru yeah uh Blake wheeler yeah and Jack eel okay so I did pretty good with the 100 plus uh uh uh what’s it called the points right Montgomery Tennyson Hendricks J fist [ __ ] Chris coits Coit for wiip for Atlanta that’s crazy all right how much time do I got oh my God it’s starting up right oh well right into the second period [ __ ] I don’t even get a break second intermission I’m taking a break speed thrash finally able to feed Phil again and just waiting for Discord got a good fan art from last episode appreciate it my man thank you very much cuck fan 11 really hurts not seeing my team playing right now here’s a vid I would like you to check out short clip very funny of Jim Montgomery then the stream can hear the volume oh my God what do you got for me what are you doing what are you doing to me what are you doing to me what is this [ __ ] hell you sent me a link where the goddamn thing doesn’t even play oh yeah remember this J mover all right all right enough of that nonsense thank you very much uh uh c fan I got you you CS fan thoughts on Rick tocket winning Coach of the Year John uh Vancouver did a good job so coach of the year is regular season also zadorov quotes are hilarious at the end of the season presser by the way you missed my last donation got to check it out I hope I got it now alrighty alrighty Rooney so let me bring this back up uh let me get my game on you guys here you guys see the game you guys don’t hear anything 1930 1929 1928 1927 1926 1925 second period is underway oh my God I got to say boys I’m learning something about myself when I don’t do a GM mode stream earlier it’s a lot easier to stream these hockey games [ __ ] man this would normally be like hour four of streaming in the day but now it’s only hour two thank God thank God ah did taket deserve it over laviolet uh yeah because I don’t think anyone expected vanc Vancouver overachieved you know laviolet did what they were supposed to do in uh New York laviolet total ice time for McDavid down low there he is Conor McDavid behind the net oh nice try he was on his ass there he almost made a real nice move kolak oh there it is yeah Leon dry sidle McDavid did some Shenanigans behind the net didn’t quite work but they maintained possession Puck goes back to the point shot blocked in front and it lies right there for Leon drle the one guy you don’t want shooting that puck all right maybe you guys are right Leon ddle over who did I pick him over who did I say over dry Sidle [ __ ] oh that was a great move by McDavid and then it just himman fanned on it then it just bounces right there brutal kachuck yeah all right all right all right right oh let me put that question to you guys in the chat a 20-year-old kachuck and a 20-year-old dry sidal you don’t have you don’t have nothing on your team all right you don’t have a play you don’t have anything you’re starting a franchise which one are you taking now I always say Center so I might go dry Sidle just for the center but you know I don’t I don’t think you’re way off by taking Chucky there I think dry Sidle to be honest yeah Barry flippity flop if kachuck was a center it’d be I definitely think more I think the center position but I think they’re I think they’re uh comparable I like the way kachuck plays the game man dry cidal close kachuck to be honest well you know what the fact that we’re arguing about it means that yeah there is something there like if I were to say to you which Winger do you want on your team Nikita kucherov or Mitch Marner like like watch the chat now which one’s better a 20-year-old Marner or a 20-year-old coov which one you taking cooch cooch are off cooch see what I mean they ain’t no they ain’t no [ __ ] they ain’t no freaking discussion here so that’s my point about dry Sidle and kachuck I think they are I think they are it’s just the position difference cooch 100% Marner be freak godilla that had to be one right not Marner kachuck captain on a franchise starting team that’s what I mean kachuck is doing what he does I like and I I I I’ve watched kachuck play I like his um his energy and also I think he’s toned it down this year what’s kachuck injured in the finals last season against the uh the golden knights I think he was right didn’t he have like broken ribs or something I think kachuck is like almost playing a little bit more laidback this season he realizes hey this is a marathon this ain’t a Sprint but he’s really good at just in the corners winning that Puck and then he just finds a simple pass like he doesn’t try too much but he’s very efficient very effective broken sternum broken sternum and he was still playing oh my God yeah that would make me change my game style a little bit St Jupiter appreciate it my man thank you very much or my woman yeah I got to stop assuming that all my viewers are male it’s a new world appreciate it uh I need a word there what’s an all-encompassing word appreciate it my fan that ain’t gonna work that sounds bad that’s cringe oh my God quick shot there by who is that Robertson 21 blasting it fellas fellas and dude ain’t gonna work let’s be real John you can say boys you never know though imagine I had a female donating to me and then I I said thanks man appreciate it [ __ ] this guy and go somewhere else I just lost a fan I don’t need that just say their name appreciate it St Jupiter 995 955 appreciate it yeah but I always want to say appreciate it buddy appreciate it man oh man I got to change my see I got to change my my my language I’m a boomer I’m a product of the old horrible offensive world I got to change Nick sui uh Edmonton’s nothing without McDavid and dry cidal I mean Nick Susi take the top two players on any team and take them off they’re nothing I mean come on that’s ridiculous Progressive Johnny John there are no chicks here you don’t know that you don’t know that who you take in Prime Blake wheeler who is this guy let’s see Marner right now Prime oh yeah I’m taking Prime Blake wheeler marner’s in the shits right now man everyone’s [ __ ] on Marner he deserves it though [ __ ] guy all right so Dallas what are you gonna do to open this game up mat Shane left corner gets that puck in deep yeah there’s like it’s so funny watching like uh Dallas in comparison to Florida Dallas they’re so passive with the for check they send one guy that is it the other two guys just wait three guys waiting back in the neutral zone look at that so defensive style definitely a defensive style here for Dallas [ __ ] man what’s going to happen if Dallas faces Florida those two styles are going to be wild up against one another buard finds no n quick shot AER with the save rebound into the slot Dallas ends up clearing it there goes dof baby up the right wing up the right wing Sean behind the net Jesus this so it looks so weird seeing Sean b out there is like not even the the the the best line it fools you right you think that these guys are still like a 2014 San 2015 Ben oh quick shot oh man four Dallas Stars caught deep McDavid has the puck two on one McDavid Hyman P oh wait Puck got intercepted Heyman fighting Hyman scoring I don’t believe it Heyman did not fly past the net on the two11 he stopped up he hunted the puck down he won it and he scores it there’s that puck battle right there by Zack Heyman a two on one so man Dallas four men deep I was just talking about how they collapse and they’re they’re they’re they’re you know clogging up the neutral zone Jamie Ben behind the net they tried to find Essa Lindell pointman streaking in that was a mistake from below the goal line to the point always dangerous great interception there there by who was number three who was number three on uh on Dallas he almost got it and then Hyman just stayed on it and forced it five hole no way hman how did that even go in he basically got nothing on it Johnny going full PC principal Michael capella come on now damn dude damn dude Lindell Chris tanv is the guy Chris tanv all right Chris tanv is on this team oh my God I really I I I I don’t even know Smith Sam steel and faxa radic faxa all right so here’s their fourth line took the energy right out of the building well this is where you know if you’re a Dallas star fan you’re watching your team and your team is just sitting back doing nothing now you’re down to nothing you know like you haven’t given them anything to cheer for what was Dallas’s best chance this game was it the D enough Breakaway in like the first two minutes I think so right Heyman is the perfect Winger for McDavid it’s awesome to watch oh Christopher conforto used to be the perfect Winger for freaking Matthews but no Johnny will McLaren get a few more wins this year what do you think I think it’s absolutely possible doesn’t seem like MC or it doesn’t seem like Max verstappen has that insane Pace out in front like he did last season so you know Max has got to put in good races he can’t just coach close to the end so yeah I absolutely think if they’re that close one mistake by Max and he he’s he’s driven off the track a couple of times this season just a imagine Marner took a bridge deal yeah yeah I can’t go back and worry about it now back to the point tanv number three all right so tanv is number three oh into the middle that’s a nice pass d off baby oh that’s Johnston damn it 63 and 53 Johnston is right-handed though right yeah Johnston is right-handed dof is Left-Handed I got to be able to tell the difference Marner to otwa yeah I’ll trade Martin to Ottawa you guys want to give us uh Brady kachuck back one for one I’ll do it McDavid is mid Tatum oh my God I don’t know about that there you go I’ve noticed about is who’s that number 27 on Dallas Marchman he throws the body a lot does he not he’s got eyes like a wolf too Jesus look at those freaking like almost Silver Eyes Marner for Travis hammeck and Corpus Salo McDavid saved heyman’s career uh what do you mean saved it he got his money MCD Heyman would have got his five somewhere if anything McDavid showed uh that Heyman should have got a lot more would rather have another lock out than see Hyman CCE and Conor Brown lift a cup with the Oilers oh that’s true right three former leaves it’s every year man former leaves all the time me Marco G with the raid how’s it going everyone good to see you all here today two nothing lead for the Edmonton Oilers here is that not icing it’s not iceing oh my God Evander Kane that looked like it was almost neon knee Jesus there you go tridal gets back moves it up to a Vander Kane Vander Kane gets that puck in deep there you go Oilers just keep it simple hockey now nice for check there you go oh no all the way back down the other way Skinner moves that puck oh that’s a horrible turnover what the hell on front through the crease Tyler Sean buries it oh there it is that’s the Stars g game plan right there right they just passively pay play defense until you make a mistake and then they jump all over it Tyler sean gets his stars back within one who is that who made the mistake kolac ah so Skinner makes the pass kulak head up he makes the horrible pass then Jamie Ben makes that move shot on the goal line Tyler Sean buries it Jamie Ben and Tyler Sean making it work beautiful yeah that’s a mistake that’s a big mistake by Edmonton’s defenseman right there man you cannot give that up you guys were playing well Dallas wasn’t able to create any chances and you just hand them something like that brutal Cory G the athletic reported that Chicago is thinking about bringing back Kaner your thoughts I I thought that was what they should have done last year just because it’s the perfect teammate line mate for Connor Bard I mean you got a franchise piece coming into the franchise or into the city into the the into the franchise I can say that like what Kane has been through it all as the star player wouldn’t there be a better there’s no better freaking veteran to show him how to be a true Chicago Blackhawk than Patrick Kane he also helped on the power play they can live together didn’t Crosby lived with Lemieux in his first year in Pittsburgh you know Bard could have go and lived with Kane in Chicago I don’t know I thought they should have done that earlier Johnny did you stream GM today no Vendetta just the uh the chase Davidson short mini story up today um and then tomorrow I’m not going to stream it either I’m just going to do the uh first part of the year 2 Season simulation by myself just because a lot of scouting involved don’t worry though I’ll only take it up to January 1st ah stars are definitely the better team despite the score I don’t know Showtime I have I haven’t really seen the stars do much in this game passive team how you become a mod on YouTube channel Johnny uh I don’t know how do you become a mod guys how have I given out mods in the past before I think you just got to keep on showing up usually all of our mods are Die Hard fans that make every damn stream mlin celebrini is a Die Hard Canucks fan John oh maybe in eight years you’ll get him he’ll go to unrestricted free agent he’ll be 26 27 perfect you typed slash and modded me yeah I know but why did I decide I know how to [ __ ] do it you [ __ ] I’m talking about why was the decision made bribe Johnny for mod no it’s definitely no we’re not giving mods because of donations or Subs that’s ridiculous that would be a douchebag thing to do Bruticus 9 go coilers [ __ ] [ __ ] emoji [ __ ] turd emoji [ __ ] turd Emoji tank did well didn’t I have to do something for tank the guy’s given over goddamn a thousand Subs since we started streaming I have to do something a thousand it’s ridiculous Nick Susi if we ever get Marner I rage but stutzel is better and Brady stel is better than Marner Hey listen calm down a little bit here I mean Jesus Mitch marner’s bad but Mitch marner’s had 90 point Seasons as well buddy uh uh go sends go but I give you hamic and Corpus Salo and I’m climax 98 Nick suusi is climax all right climax I gotta remember that climax on Twitch Susi on YouTube stel sucks St sucks uh White what white Whitey on only fans raided me with a party of one appreciate it Whitey on only fans holy [ __ ] man all right here we go power play for the Dallas Stars all right I really want to okay I’m not going to look at the chat here I want to watch this Dallas Stars power play what the [ __ ] do they do hesin and number four he breaks it up out wide to pavelski is that yeah out wide again look at look at the Oilers dude the Oilers are all over it when it comes to the Penalty killing Dallas what does Dallas’s power play look like boys is it good percentage wise so far in the playoffs how about the regular season you guys are saying that the Rangers were a PowerPlay Merchants the Oilers look really good when they’re on the power play what about the Stars here over to Robertson playing the point goes up to the half wall never mind skates down the boards back to the blue line hinan over to back to heskin is that pavelski on that Far Side here we go we got the umbrella set up Robertson Jesus Robertson what was that Robertson and pavelski on the far one- timer sides does pavelski have a hell of a one-time oh short-handed man power play looking like [ __ ] for the Dallas Stars man who’s the setup guy on Dallas I know Robertson’s your 40 goal scorer is he the guy is he the coocher off because like they gave it to Robertson he had space and then just a shitty I don’t even know what that was how’s it going Johnny how’s it going tornado did you have a good time last night John’s laugh confirms he’s a boomer appreciate it shaven that stupid shitty comment proves that you’re a kuck fan oh nice little move there and now who are they their second line power play they got Sean out there there you go Sean right-handed on the right side though yeah I’m not I’m not a big fan of this power play so far this Dallas power play is not impressing me whatsoever who is that duchaine now they got their second do they just roll two lines cleanly Sten koven nice play in it back there oh get it duch Shane duch Shane out there with Sean and Ben is it co tipped in front by Sean duchaine down low who is that 20 is that Marchman yeah that’s Marchman standing on front of the net Harley finds duchaine duchaine quick shot just misses that is stankoven over there oh my God pass back to the point and who is that who is that defenseman [ __ ] that is Harley 55 is Harley okay EOL all right Edmonton kills it off I don’t really know what that power play looked like dof skating to the middle trying to create something himself Dallas power play one is usually about getting pavelski a tip or a slot shot why was he on the left half wall then dof d off R around oh my God D andov don’t do it don’t do it I don’t want to have a d andov called man I don’t want to do it dof is the newest New York [Music] [Laughter] Islander you know he’s going to get a goal you know it it’ll happen it’s a simulation remember it’ll happen stretch pass there’s Sam steel back to their fourth line Sam steel although Stan coven’s still out there he’s been out there for a while at the tail end of the power play Stan koven still out there centering fee dangerous move it Leon move it there you go up to Hyman Heyman going left with it getting around hinan no hinan though look at that good skater oh here we go oneon-one nah look at that who’s who’s 27 on defense for Edmonton damn nice job simple D who is that kolak 27 oneon-one just takes that puck away there you go hman nice body check mcdavid’s got it dry cyles out there oh they got oh McDavid with the freaking no look drop pass oh McDavid you goof oh McDavid that was a nice try by dad enough to try to keep that puck on side damn oh dyd will throw in the body as well man McDavid stop with the no look floaty back hands please don’t turn into Mitch Marner in this would you stop would you stop up and get the puck McDavid holy you’re just watching it dude all right McDavid go for a line change you look like [ __ ] this shift get off the ice get off the ice time check 9008 9007 9006 905 9004 903 902 what’s the D andof lore oh dude Michael capella he was like the first big reaction on my uh GM mode commentaries it’s like Montreal or some [ __ ] legendary moment John you should refresh your stream you’re uh more behind than usual it’s probably ah sportset dude it says live for me so it is live oh my God Dallas almost got a breakaway right there and AER is just going to have to smother that puck like every single GM mode commentary oh please those GM mode commentaries are going to be you know they’re they’re Goldies but they’re going to they’re going to look so bad compared to the new GM modes I’m doing this Utah one’s going to be the best of all time just wait let’s [ __ ] wait are the shootout commentaries going to come back uh I mean I don’t really want to do EA Sports content anymore like that that was a that was a different time of my YouTube creation you know try to like Corner the NHL EA Sports Market by doing this game mode and that game mode shootout and be a pro and GM mode and Hockey Ultimate Team and I just don’t give a [ __ ] anymore I’ll just focus on the things that I that I do care about [ __ ] EA Sports man why should I care about their game they don’t bring back Hut content H God [ __ ] waste oh that looks good food commercials I’m hungry again Dam I already had a burger today oh man what do I have before I don’t even know I think I’ve had two meals today pretty sure Johnny play Ghost of uh Shima what Shima Shima ghost of Shima I think I’ve heard about that it’s like a ninja game right assassin Assassin game is it open world I don’t even know burgers are not good for you John whatever man having a pizza in your honor John damn you diet do diet do now I already got my next game set I made it purchase today for you guys for our next uh uh uh series but it won’t be starting until after the playoffs all right I’m going to CH I’m going to change the playoff streams with this new game that I’m going to be playing and I bought it [ __ ] spent 700 bucks today I got it excuse me 700 yeah no I’m not saying it it’s just a tease you guys can speculate I’m not actually revealing in it it’s a tease buddy bought an F1 car oh yeah for 700 bucks holy [ __ ] a miniature F1 car Lego F1 car maybe Slap Shot oh my was that off the post holy [ __ ] that puck [ __ ] flew did you see that off a crossbar $700 on a game damn is it VR at least oh my God damn man that freaking crossbar was in insane here come the Dallas Stars neutral zone who’s that flying oh my God Sean loses the handle of the puck what the hell oh no that was Smith Never mind Smith get that puck in deep who’s that oh yeah I thought he said heel I’m like no that’s a ranger that was steel he said McDavid trying to get up the left side taken off the puck by hinan good job they still got it though the NJ on front there you go Hyman quick one timer no blocked yeah Dallas is uh I can see that what you guys are talking about with the defensive side of the game they’re blocking a lot only nine shots for the Oilers and seven minutes left in the second period have the Oilers had a power play yet I know Dallas has had two have the Oilers had a power play the Stars disciplined no they haven’t yeah I haven’t noticed yeah that’s crazy so the Stars uh I mean I guess as a as a head coach you want to keep it boring right boring is good no goals against no penalties you know we’ll wait for our chance I can understand that acram uh thanks for all the great memories over the years Johnny I always pictured you as a real NHL commentator there you go that’s why I don’t show my face I can be whatever you guys want appreciate it eam iam uh buckaboo with the subscription appreciate it and Whitey oh yeah I got that guy already what’s Phil up to Phil’s up to 634 boy Johnny why did you choose to play yarie oh I don’t know it’s probably the one of the fans suggested it so he just [ __ ] did it I don’t know my God damn Phil’s never been that big has he uh what was the highest I think we got Phil up to like 1400 before but that was during the uh the pandemic I mean [ __ ] EA Sports was showing up in my DN live streams gifting me like 50 Subs do you ever have intentions on showing your your face uh if it benefits me if it benefits the content if it benefits my bank account yeah sure but I’m not going to do it just to do it get it out of there Johnston no Puck doesn’t go over the glass Oilers get it Darnell nurse flings it over to whoever the [ __ ] that is CeCe Darnell nurse and Cody CCE all right uh oh uh oh uh oh rushing to the net goes dof or is that Johnston that’s Johnston that’s all righty dof was the guy who shot it there he is daden off and John onst out there with was that Jamie Ben yeah Jamie Ben I don’t even know these lines man the Dallas Stars are mixing and matching lines combinations I can’t keep up with it oh oh man that was a nice try there by uh who’s uh who’s 91 is that Sean [ __ ] man I keep I these numbers these numbers are all over the place I’m I’m I’m thinking who is there 19 on Dallas oh here we go here he’s got some room here dry cidal trying to take on the defense all by himself stopping up no Dallas is yeah I can see what you mean Johnny what’s your goal what do you mean what’s my goal in life or on Twitch what are you talking about I think 19 is retired Mike madano 19 yeah I was goingon to say okay so 91 is sing got it Evander Kan opposite Wing nice Puck control right there by dry Sidle my God oh my God Dallas with that those active sticks in the passing Lanes man madano was nine oh yeah he was nine you’re right he wasn’t 19 maybe there was a 19 there when Sean got traded there I don’t even know Lance laam Mana John you have Ukraine Wayne Joel lavali Trent loft house and Yuri Capitan off in a burning building and you can only save one who are you saving I don’t know man I mean they’re all they’re all NHL athletes I’m just a general manager they can all probably get out of there themselves if I go in there we might not have another one of those players created so I you know I’m probably the most valuable so yeah it shouldn’t be me Nick David use the body while you dancing around sudor there come on you’re looking like Mitch Marner out there holy [ __ ] LOL that’s a suck thing you can’t McDavid back at it again against Suter Suter no icing day har SK is going to have to smother that puck three minutes left in the second period here ladies and gents John will you make an only fans no didn’t nander kaning get caught for betting on his team to lose I don’t know why what he did but yeah he had a a gambling thing I don’t know what it was specific spe specifically Sean couldn’t wear 91 in Boston because sart had it when he was there ah F1 qualifying commentary no no no no no got to stick with what I’m doing here boys I don’t want to overdo it like I said damn this game is taking its sweet ass time isn’t it drop the puck face off oh oh my God that puck landed right on his stick Tyler San almost had a golden opportunity I think the shot got blocked in front though Zack Heyman tosses that puck to the neutral zone here comes I don’t know 71 who is 71 on Edmonton McLoud drops it there for Darnell nurse slapshot good save 239 left in the second period and we’re going to intermission ladies and gentlemen if only F1 manager had an online mode I’d superb oh my God that would be hell on Earth there’d be so many drivers that just push so hard and crash in everyone I don’t I don’t want that [ __ ] how many subs for a face reveal no I’m not doing that I’m not incentivizing you guys to spend money on me no one has to sub or donate I’m going to act the same for for if you do if you don’t and I’ll try to answer as many comments in the chat as I can imagine a wet race on online F1 manager oh my God John what are your thoughts on LG the LG gaming League you talking about like like NHL I feel bad for them EA Sports hates their game so they got nothing to work with wow look at this commercial ye baby they know they know who their Target demographic is Johnny what made you start playing GM modes oh just when I was I don’t know kid just it was fun to create your own team being a leaf fan I guess you know [ __ ] these players we got to change things up who the hell is taking a lighter to their fraking hockey stick it’s ridal what the hell does that do what has anyone ever done that to a hockey stick what does lighting the end of your [ __ ] hockey tape on fire do what is that what what is that actually something seal the blunt Placebo it’s got to be placebo makes your shot on fire I mean itaz Le on dry side maybe everyone should be doing it Superstition it’s got to be it’s got to be a Superstition he’s trying to get that hot stick I’ve seen Johnny at the Leaf’s game and he’s a 5 foot2 redheaded Irishman holy [ __ ] were you the guy I was sitting beside oh [ __ ] you’re not supposed to tell them what I look like Ben quick shots oh Skinner that was a kind of a funky rebound right there Jamie Ben behind the net there’s dinov danov trying to wrap it out Ben San in front San oh dof he almost gets the rebound here’s a little pressure from Dallas here we go deflection in front again dof centering P San and Pen holy [ __ ] the puck was in the crease there you go Dallas there you go there’s a little a little bit of a push back there damn John do you shower oh my God TF oh my Smith Smith Smith get it up there you go up to Evander Kane Evander dumps that puck in gonna go for a line change NHL is afraid to give Oilers a power play I know it’s crazy either Dallas has been extremely disciplined which I mean I haven’t seen seen any High sticks I haven’t seen any like obvious trips or anything but they are yeah they are not giving them power plays there’s no way they go the wait oh never mind just as I say it just as I say it but with 117 left in the second that means that uh it’s going to be broken up what happened oh man yeah two great chances s oh man Sean it doesn’t get any better than that and then dof if only could have smacked that thing in the midair Johnny what kind of content can we expect in the future I’ll say old s just uh higher quality less quantity more consistency where where’s the penalty what are they showing me here I don’t even know too many men though too many men on the ice what the it’s an epic emic of too many men on the ice in this year’s playoff run man Evan uh tiin tiin Kowski tiin Kowski the return of UFC Zod oh man oh man maybe one night in a fun stream but I doubt it for a series Dallas gets that puck all the way down the ice all right you got 56 seconds here Edmonton can you create something here come on Ryan nen Hopkins cross the Blue Line tries to get out wide can’t do it Dallas Stars going to get it all the way back down the ice my God they can’t even set it up man McDavid making moves skating through the neutral zone McDavid look at the speed oh my God that shot almost went low glove that was a real nice Rush there for McDavid normally you want to set up on the power play but if you can get a shot like that I’ll I’ll trust that why not use the speed here we go again McDavid look at this guy ah might be offside no it’s not NJ back to the point there you go Ry n Hopkins Down Low Down Low no ah give it to McDavid why you going for a shot give it to Connor 7 Seconds all the way down the ice the Dallas star fans are cheering have a go buard have a go clap bomb good stop by ottinger and that is the second period all right yeah so a bit of a bore a bit of a snoozefest of a game the Dallas Stars really I don’t know they’re just not creating much I can see Edmond trying to create Dallas Stars they had that first goal which was basically a mistake on the Edmonton Oiler part and then they had that little that little energetic push there with the dadonov Sean and Jamie Ben line they did get a goal but they almost tied it up but man I I just I don’t know what it is Dallas Stars really I haven’t seen much from them Oilers have held Dallas off pretty well yeah doesn’t look like Dallas is trying to go get it yet though they’re like I don’t know they’re sitting back I’m so used to the Florida Panthers with the for check right they’re just sitting back Johnny which game do you think had the best GM mode I don’t know man San and Ben are creating all the chances like it’s 2016 Johnny do you plan on doing a GM mode tomorrow yeah but not a stream all right boys so I’m just going to uh take a break until the third period how long is that we got yeah I’m going to take a 15 minute break all right so we will be back for the third period [Music] he [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] C he [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] he [Music] [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] a [Music] [Music] [Music] n [Music] a [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] he [Music] [Music] another [Music] [Music] [Music] C a [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] all righty third period time we back you guys hear me all righty we good we good we good aw so you’re hearing that now you shouldn’t hear it oh we should be good all right so here’s hoping for a little bit of a more exciting third period oh God when these teams go to overtime this this is the series that I’m going to have to get stuck in a third overtime isn’t it you just know it come on [ __ ] Dallas and Edmonton get some [ __ ] exciting hockey going gonna need a time check soon I mean it says that it should be starting right so the Oilers are going to start the third period on the power play I still got a commercial break on front of me right now oh [ __ ] this is there just watched the chase Davidson YouTube video that [ __ ] was golden I’m glad you liked it yeah I give that video some love I know it’s only three minutes long but still took some time to edit it Ringo ended it on his side and then I had to make sure to edit it and thankfully it passed all the copyright sensors so that’s good maybe after a week or so I’ll see how much money that video made and the give Ringo half of it yeah Ringo is the goat for putting that together for the artwork yeah he did a great job I almost laughed out loud in class watching that oh [ __ ] you’re going to get in trouble and then the teacher’s going to know my name oh well that’s actually good advertising for me yeah you know what go ahead laugh out loud in class watching my content because then people ask you what are you watching perfect John you think marner’s gonna make Team Canada next year Team Canada probably but maybe not actually maybe they want to go you know like the top six cuz you you got enough Talent up front I’m just thinking about the Winger situation for Canada the centers you got enough but maybe they want some bigger you know more established Wingers I don’t know you got to think I eight Wingers is Mitch G to make one of the eight spots on the wing for Team Canada I gotta think right can you guys name me eight better Wingers than Mitch Marner and they don’t even need to be Point producers just somebody who you would take in a tournament like that as a Winger one of my friends listens to your videos because of me appreciate it John how many times do you brush your teeth to oh for God’s sakes my dog says hi how’s it going big countries pound cakes doggy neander making Team Canada instead of Marner time check 1920 1919 1918 McDavid dancing around Defenders stopping up trying to find a pass into the middle Dallas is out of the uh off the penalty though oh off the power play off the penalty kill [ __ ] McDavid quick shot on the net hesin in with the shot block oh man that rebound just goes behind the target dry cidal all right so Dallas you’ve got to step it up here I haven’t seen them create any real kind of offense I mean they got their goal sure that was a big turnover can they create something here have to wait and see here come the stars back the other way matu Shane Joe pavelski he’s going to just LOF that puck in Skinner moves it again only one for checker for Dallas will Dallas change it up or will they just keep on playing this shutdown style until like the last five minutes because I still only see one for Checker going in they’re really not sending them man giru better than Marner that’s what I mean right yeah I could see Team Canada taking Claud Drew over Mitch Marner 100% I had no idea you were back again OG gooner Johnny appreciate it Jay thank you very much my man Jas on YouTube that’s a new one Brady uh Brady kachuck is American is he not Keith kachuck Matthew Brady kck’s got to be am unless unless Keith had with unless they were born in Canada I don’t know he is American okay he’s dual but he plays for America he’s got dual citizenship yeah that makes sense then okay some centers will be on the wing too like Point Mack and Bard yeah I think Marian will be there Crosby will be there you know Ken and McDavid there’s four uh who else I jeez I’d have to look up the can you know it’s been so long since Olympic hockey 2014 right I don’t even look at Players anymore in terms of their International status used to Canada’s goal tending situation is pretty [ __ ] though isn’t it who would be our goal tender that we’d sent if Marner gets moved I guarantee has a monster year that city is all over him and after makes mistake yeah that’s true but maybe maybe Mitch Marner won’t turn into that player unless you move on from him right so either way the Leafs aren’t getting that version of Mitch Marner Bennington Tristan Jerry Carter Hart Carter Hart yeah Aiden Hill what a go yeah the Canadian goenda I remember back in the 200 and uh was it 2002 Salt Lake City when was Salt Lake City 2002 the goenda was martan Brer Curtis Joseph and Ed Belfor for Christ’s sake oh Yan Mark goes across the crease CC Oilers looking like the better team here to start the third period fourth line shift playing in the offensive zone back to the point quick shot on net there you go ainger’s got to make another save Jesus dick goes flying jaay with the subscription appreciate it man Jace on Twitch and on YouTube damn what the hell is this [ __ ] ads will run shortly for some viewers [ __ ] skip the ads you’re not allowed to don’t worry YouTube I got your back I skipped those [ __ ] YouTube trying to insert some ads when I don’t want to hell no hell no the only people that got to sit through ads of the twitch Community when they piss me off and I sit them in the corner for 60 seconds Jay with the gifted sub appreciate it Jace thank you very much Phil’s growing still 6:35 635 and getting fatter every day I have turbo so [ __ ] you John all right uh piver oh man I looked at your name and I saw pervert pivert that’s rough holy [ __ ] dadonov behind the freaking D again looking for a breakaway Man YouTube hit me with an ad break when you were doing the draft lottery the other day really oh that’s brutal Andrew Ros rosov rosovsky yeah I got you already I love you Johnny appreciate it Andrew thank you very much my man maybe if I donate maybe if I donate enough you won’t leave me again no your uh your donations or Subs won’t be if anything the people have been saying oh Johnny’s rent is due so don’t donate because then he’ll just go away again no no no like I said I’m GNA deliver the same kind of streams the same kind of content whether you guys donate or sub it doesn’t matter I’m not going to be like one of those cringe [ __ ] streamers man I’ve seen them in the past start complaining start bitching that they don’t get certain numbers each time it’s like holy [ __ ] man that ain’t the way to do it complaining about not getting subs and donations is not the way to get subs and donations you got to entertain your fans and just be patient be consistent and it’ll happen trust me donations and subs don’t change his schedule ah tank oh oh man I feel bad tank has given over a thousand Subs since we started it’s crazy I no more from tank he’s not allowed yeah tank can be angry at me he’s the one guy who can be pissed Johnny chasing that bag gotta do it Johnny are you happy about buub uh I don’t know man I mean we’ll see we’ll see will it make a difference who knows it was about time though that something changed and it’s going to be the head coach it’s just the way it is Johnny answers the tank Speedy turo dump yeah trash coach says [Music] oh Edmonton still playing in the offensive zone here Dallas you guys got to open it up here you’re only down by one I get it you want to keep it close but holy [ __ ] man you got home I Advantage here you’re going to let this game get away from it here we go quick shot steel trying to rip it short side Jamie Ben in the corner he’s got kulak on him he’s got McDavid on him there you go n finds Heyman find McDavid ah the F funny thing about Heyman is you see his lack of passing ability like off The Rush or stick handling right there he could have found McDavid on the right wing and there was a pass earlier where NJ was in the slot and he didn’t F he didn’t feed him there either but what he makes up for in the offensive zone you know that’s it’s and for only $5 million is a 50 goal score you’ll deal with it McDavid had a [ __ ] Gap there look at this Dallas star player [ __ ] move the puck you’re down by one oh my God Stan koven almost got that backhander off does anyone know what style buub um coaches is he a defensive coach I can’t remember what the 2019 St Louis Blues did I mean I like the fact that they won the Stanley Cup that’s good news for me defensive oh [ __ ] defensive coach pinch cycle shoot I want an offensive coach man their cup was a miracle oh Christ well we’re going to need a miracle as well so maybe that’s the right guy the Miracle Man Yark gets it up to Carrick Carrick here comes that fourth line shift Conor Brown Carrick and yanm Mark Dallas gets it out though Dallas stretch pass wait a minute dof dof on the left wing waiting to find someone just where the [ __ ] dof what kind of pass was that holy [ __ ] Robertson there you go nice pass nice pass to Sean Sean almost had an opening for a shot the Oilers lock that sucker down though Oilers flick that puck into the Dallas star zone go for a quick line change very nice still a first- round exit if they keep that core four yeah still a first- round exit as long as long as we’re in the damn Atlantic Jesus give us the LA Kings three years in a row in the first round then we’ll be fine Vander Kane gets the center ice gets that puck in deep there goes Holloway damn there you go finish that body check Dylan Holloway no here come the Stars oh he tripped over the puck unable to get it out Edmonton gets it back in good Pace to this third period at least not a lot of stoppages we’re already at the 13-minute Mark I can be grateful for that here comes Matt du Shane up the right wing man look at dry cidal in the back check as well Leon dry cidal is an absolute unit can we call like Leon dyle a leopard tank or a or a tiger tank or is that just way too offside he plays like a tank a big body out there back to the point Cody CCE quick shot oh my God Panzer tank the tiger was the biggest wasn’t it the Tiger tank the one that uh ruined the chances for the Germans the Panzer is the biggest the Panzer tank all right Panzer kind of sounds weak though kind of it’s too close to Pansy I like the Tiger tank the veteran Ryan suder I guess so yeah I still say if wall didn’t get injured because the stupid team stopped playing with two seconds left we beat Boston well that first goal I mean Sammy only let in one goal that game you can blame the goalies you can blame the defense it was not power play man we just we’re an offensive team with all those options and we can’t score you know we should be like the oh wait a minute we should be like the Oilers or the Rangers on the power play we should be power play merchants and we should be drawing three or four power plays a game simply by our our speed and our Puck movement the other teams can’t handle us so they take us down but no we go one for 22 or whatever the [ __ ] it was man that’s the reason you lost right there McDavid right wing McDavid right wing driving hard McDavid AER makes the save Puck is lo in the crease McDavid almost made something happen there it is all Edmonton here in the third period great Pace again man if this game was entirely like this I could have [ __ ] stayed awake Stan koven quick shot Wyatt Johnston quick shot the fans are now standing as well just like that energy right back into the building right back into the building Martin trell uh giving the Kings a d giving the Kings the D at the moment after three first round losses where was the Leafs in 2012 2014 Martin Trel I’m not making fun of the [ __ ] LA Kings you don’t the [ __ ] on my Toronto Maple Leafs I’m just saying I’d rather face the LA Kings in round one than face the [ __ ] Boston Bruins the Tampa Bay Lightning or the Florida Panthers the three last teams to represent the east in the Stanley Cup Final our first round matchups are Stanley Cup Final matchups you godone do you realize there has hasn’t been a team from the metro to represent the east in the Conference Finals since Washington in 2018 every year every year we have a goddamn cup contender in round one I don’t want to hear it Martin trell [ __ ] guy he’s oh he’s drinking though all right he’s drinking he got the fight juice in him Johnny is coping oh my god oh and right to a commercial oh pissed I mean we still lost the godamn Columbus Blue Jackets I don’t I don’t count that that best of Five series best of five give me a break I’m not counting that how many how many series in the NHL is tied 22 one team goes 3-2 and the other team that’s down 3-2 comes back and wins in game seven I’m not I’m not we’re not doing that and then the Montreal year was just a [ __ ] up year man Montreal took out Winnipeg and Vegas John tarz goes down getting KN in the head by Cory Perry and [ __ ] Alex Galchenyuk as a goddamn double agent I’m not I’m not the Habs John whatever man the Habs were just [ __ ] kry price was diving around making paddle saves I mean it just it was was just a weird year Martin tro said I get you cheers bro know where the weak spots are you son of a [ __ ] yeah he knows my weak spots God damn it everyone knows my weak spots what about Montreal 2021 round one I told you it was just a [ __ ] up year it was just a messed up year man it was just a crazy effing year Carri price wasn’t human that year I’m telling you man it was ridiculous no fans in the stands yeah that’s another thing it wasn’t even I’m not saying it wasn’t hockey because if we got a cup I I’m not taking anything away from Tampa Bay but I don’t blame the leaves for losing that year that’s not like oh we got to blow up you know what I mean and then next year it was Tampa Bay game seven but again it’s Tampa Bay they go on the conference or they go on the cup final again and then next year is Tampa again and we beat them it was just this year that’s why this year things needed to change because we took a step back again hell no John it was 3-1 all right all right all right and you know what and Boston had a 3-1 series lead as the best [ __ ] team of all time last year and what happened to them all right it happens dude it’s hockey Jay just quick Sim this game no slow Sim till game seven oh man I you know what I’m glad I don’t have that power your life would go by so quick imagine you could fast forward with your life but you couldn’t rewind it you could only fast forward it would you do it I don’t think you would I think you got to appreciate the the boring moments in life you start fast forwarding your life and it’ll be over before you know it all of a sudden you’ll be 50 and you like what the [ __ ] you can’t do that man you know let me fast forward my commute to work here let me fast forward my job let me f all of a sudden you’re just awake for like six hours a day let me fast forward this commercial so it gets down to four hours a day like it’s like that Adam Sandler movie oh click oh yeah life already goes by too fast exactly man ah time travel would be wild though although I wish time travel like let let’s say time travel was real I wish you could go back as a spectator in time I don’t like the idea of the butterfly effect the Back to the Future [ __ ] I don’t like the idea of the Avengers where it’s a a split Universe imagine it was just like you could go back and spectate you can’t actually affect anything you can’t touch anything but you could just like I don’t even know what is that [ __ ] called um what’s the [ __ ] that doctor strange does it’s when he’s dreaming and he’s outside of his body what’s it called it’s like asteral or something like that what is that yeah like an invisible bubble no not even like you’re there you’re just like you’re a spirit you can hear like you can just you’re just like you’re in a dream like do you have a body in a dream or you just kind of present astral projection yeah I wish I could time travel astral projection think about all the crazy moments in history you could go witness man holy [ __ ] first up any huge natural disasters any huge volcano eruption any huge tsunami any huge freaking earthquake at a time where like like way back so no one’s getting hurt I just want to hear Mother Nature at her most ferocious you know what I mean stand in the middle of a hurricane oh my God Pompei or the Miracle on Ice oh Pompei would be [ __ ] that would be I mean the the poor PE underneath the volcano though I wouldn’t want to witness that but imagine I’d be [ __ ] wild Johnny’s baked Johnny’s bored man this [ __ ] game Johnny is bored sometimes hockey ain’t great man sometimes the coaches just uh they really bore the [ __ ] out of you dinosaurs oh my God dinosaur I didn’t even think about that that’d be terrifying I don’t know if I’d want to go back to the dinosaurs man even though your astral projection that would be [ __ ] terrible terrifying imagine walking around at night and all you hear is that [ __ ] oh this is the type of the game that goes to six over times yeah that’s what I’m saying I was expecting a better game I mean it’s it’s playoffs it’s a good game they’re just it’s it’s Styles this is I actually do like watching the Florida Panthers man they bring it they bring the aggression get stabbed by a six- foot mosquito well you’d be safe again you’re just you’re just projecting nothing would remember it’s not the butterfly effect so you can’t interact with anything and nothing can see you nothing can smell you because the butterfly effect something smells you a million years ago and all of a sudden our our future is completely different you change the smallest thing and the domino effect over time will change every like we wouldn’t be alive today if I went back that far and uh and and affected something the sequence of events would have all changed 831 830 829 828 827 826 they can smell alcohol in your breath John I wouldn’t have a breath it would be an astral projection you fools not guys aren’t understanding this they smell my breath the alcohol on my asteral projection oh my God you got to look up what dinosaurs sound like it’s absolutely nuts how do they know what dinosaurs sound like that sounds like [ __ ] to me there’s no way they could know what they sound like you could you could guess it but there’s no way vocal cords vocal cords wait a minute vocal cords get get get like there there are [ __ ] um I thought it was just bones though vocal cords you can actually make those out I don’t know about that maybe you can maybe if it’s like it’s been preserved in ice or something but vocal cords disintegrate right that’s what I’m thinking right like I I thought it was just bones I’m not going to pretend like I’m some paleontologist or I know anything about it but that sounds like it’s like Jurassic Park 3 where you know the guy had the [ __ ] Raptor throat that hey I just 3D printed this [ __ ] thing and now I can talk to Raptors it’s like that’s [ __ ] that’s a movie [ __ ] ain’t no way ain’t no [ __ ] way I don’t know that’s what I heard oh okay well yeah like I said I I don’t know either John imagine if you lived in the Red Dead times yeah I could do that no internet you’re just outside all the time you get used to it we’d all adapt to whatever situations we’re put in it’s one of human beings greatest skills our ability to adapt right you wouldn’t have a job uh how do you know maybe I work on a farm or something maybe I’m a bartender oh you know what maybe I’m the town drunk you’re right [ __ ] maybe feel people feel bad for me and just yeah [ __ ] yeah you’re probably right that wouldn’t be good for me Jamie Ben on the point blocked oh Breakaway go go go go who is that is that McDavid McDavid just got caught by idell McDavid was on a breakaway and he got oh man he’s slowing down he lost a [ __ ] step there ain’t no way McDavid just got didn’t get a didn’t get away there how he must have been tired must have been the end of a shift must have been could invent hockey no Owen Paulie you wouldn’t want to go back and change anything then you wouldn’t be alive today if you went back and changed anything if you went back too far man you would changed existence completely that’s what I mean that Back to the Future [ __ ] you you you get locked in this [ __ ] sequence of changing things trying to fix things isn’t that what Barry Allen The Flash Deals with what’s their timeline like like he changes one thing and it [ __ ] everything up you can’t be doing that you can’t be messing with time he’s definitely injured Lindell just closed him off man go forward a day for the lotto numbers oh yeah yeah time travel would probably be a lot better better if you could only use it in like uh like a 24-hour period ahead you know what I mean if you go back too far but moving forward in time that’s [ __ ] up like you’re not making any decisions your body’s just on autopilot I guess right there it is dou Shane now Skinner’s going to smother that puck damn man you know this game is boring when we’re talking about astro Projection and dinosaurs yeah I know there’s just no electricity there’s no push it’s just Face Off Face Off Dallas has got to do something here man I don’t know why they’re not opening up I get that you don’t want to commit any or you don’t want to allow any more goals but [ __ ] what is your plan what is your game plan here we’re just going to try to kill off time to get goalie pulled and then score and then go to overtime and still just sit back you got to open it up man going back to listen to famous speeches too would be crazy oh yeah oh yeah [ __ ] yeah but not like like mman when I say going back to listen to speeches I’m talking about like Biblical times let’s let’s go back a thousand years and let’s see if some of those stories are true you know what I mean like oh see what was interpreted see what was like completely made up I’d be [ __ ] wild we already know they aren’t true well you can say that Ziggy I don’t know man when as I get older the more I realize I don’t know a damn thing everything I know in life has been taught to me you know new information could always pop up tomorrow if I say that I absolutely know something is not true or so like you know you could new information could change your mind got to be humble man you don’t know what the hell you don’t know what what the hell’s going on Martin Trel Family Guy hits perfectly with the time travel stuff Family Guy go watch the pyramids get built yeah yeah imagine that bong like um like a time lapse of the pyramids getting built and imagine you saw some crazy [ __ ] like like it was like some sort of future Tech that we don’t even have right now that they used you know we think about ancient humans as being like U not as advanced than us what if they were more advanced but there was some sort of cataclysmic event that reset us back and now we have to start again you know what I mean who knows who the [ __ ] knows but that’s what I mean that’s why I’d be great to go back just as a spectator I’d love it Johnny if you could know the true answer to any unsolved mystery what would you choose like Jack the Ripper or the pyramids oh my God one mystery oh man I don’t know that’s like one of those Pandora box things you know like you guys ever see like those old school Indiana Jones movies when you open up when the Nazis opened up the box it’s like you’re not meant to know everything once you know everything it’s like it could it could destroy you your brain can’t handle it I don’t know man I don’t know that’s a tough one I really want to think about that like my my first reaction would be I want to know the meaning of life like everything like what is it is it creation is it just evolution is just random like but maybe it’s something that we haven’t even thought of and then knowing it would just be like what the [ __ ] that can’t be real so I don’t know man go back to 1967 to watch the Leafs win there you go go back to 1967 in mapela gardens to watch the mate beliefs win it’s perfect perfect Darnell nurse gets it up four minutes left here in the third man and there you go now they got a bit of a fortune check here does Dallas now they’re starting to push there’s three guys down low it’s a Sean daden off line Sean daden off and Ben Ben line they’ve been looking the best all night down low again oh there’s Robertson sorry Robertson’s out there now back to the point Slap Shot blocked in front good block Robertson turning spinning oh my God the puck just Falls to Sean ah we’re going overtime aren’t we oh my God boys take a deep seat we might be here a long long time oh for Christ’s sake Edmonton that’s all you needed to do Dallas throw three [ __ ] four Checkers in there get it back to the point throw it on the net and good things will happen Tyler San is that his second of The Game Jesus Robertson back to the point Slap Shot deflected Robertson then just spins and throws it they got two bodies on front Darnell nurse Darnell nurse deflects it right over to Tyler San stick on the ice kids look at this look at that you’re beautiful positioning there by Zan no one’s got him oh for [ __ ] sake uh I love how Johnny has to disregard the chat when everyone spoils the goal no Luke what happens is that as soon as I see the chat moving wait a minute break away in are you kidding me they got a breakway right after and AER makes the save no [ __ ] uh who is it uh Luke what happens is I see see the chat moving like a [ __ ] mile a minute out of the corner of my eye and I know something’s coming so then I just pay attention to the game when the chat is kind of moving slowly I know I’m in for boore so I can I can look over and answer some questions but I’m watching the lease though holy [ __ ] no oh my God nice shot by Evander Kane Luke Malloy overtime means you have more time to talk about space and time with Johnny superbman oh my God I knew I was in for one of these nights Holloway you [ __ ] bum no patience for Holloway you think he got in between going trying to go five hole there and trying to go across the goal tender last second decided to go five hole and just [ __ ] it up it did look like he lost his balance or something oh what am I going to do well I don’t want to [ __ ] do overtime this like we might not even be halfway through this game oh my God all right overtime rules I I’m not staying for intermission thank God there are no commercials so they’ll go by a little bit quicker but I I have to I have to I have to [ __ ] take a break I can’t keep talking the wers are choking do nuts John do you think LeBron is the greatest historical figure of all time what what LeBron is the that’s got to be a tree he’s just trolling me maybe that’s something ESPN would say when when the the Lakers are out of the playoffs you know what I mean in the finals that would be a [ __ ] video that they’ put up good Lord [Laughter] H did you know that when it gets to a certain overtime they add a second Puck shut up good Lord Creed 101 just remember that Dallas has the goat D enough D andof OT winner incoming today holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] play soku instead of Puck doku no I’m taking a break I’m already I’m I’m this game has bored the hell out of me man you’ve got one shot to save your life LeBron or Jesus Christ oh my God you guys are crazy what is this chat becoming what have we done I once attended a three overtime game and they didn’t do any commercial breaks because they wanted to go home Donuts they it’s not that they make a decision to not do any commercial breaks it’s really simple the sponsors pay money for the first and second inter Mission or for the first second and third period because overtime is not guaranteed well you can’t have commercials for it not going to spend money on something that might not happen right but also there’s probably some pressure of hey let’s get this game over with we don’t need to be you know holding on taking forever there’s no money there’s no commercials and over time there’s a 10-minute break to shovel the ice yeah I know the intermissions are a lot less but hang on a second it might not go at overtime maybe we’ll have a goal here you know I don’t care who scores Dallas if you want to get the goal so be it don’t care one round of puck doku in the intermission I already did Puck doku though it’s gone for the day it’s gone for the day isn’t it buard quick shot two minutes to go here Immaculate grid oh God you [ __ ] man everyone’s asking questions everyone asks for things and I’m trying to be a nice guy and and but I’m I’m only I’m Only Human After All and I’m getting pissed off because this [ __ ] game is boring and now it’s going to make me watch more of it maybe overtime will be good though maybe overtime it’ll be electric and they’ll score nice and quickly you know you never know you never know you never know Connor Brown fifth OD winner braber live [ __ ] you [ __ ] you don’t even speak that nonsense into existence I’ll be here for five overtimes if I have if I’m saying I’m doing it I’m doing it I ain’t gonna be a [ __ ] I I ain’t gonna be I shouldn’t say [ __ ] I shouldn’t I’m not gonna be a female dog all right I’m going to get it done plus it’d be great it’d be a great call if it five overtimes in that’s offensive I had to save myself there though because [ __ ] is is grammatically correct for female dog so when I said the word [ __ ] I didn’t want anyone to think that I was talking about a human female so I quickly pivoted to you female dog see careful Johnny you’re going to piss off Trudeau’s cronies oh my god dude I turned on TSN today and I saw that Toronto’s getting a WNBA team awesome great and then I see the [ __ ] thumbnail of like I don’t know the owners and Doug Ford and [ __ ] tro why is trudo [ __ ] promoting the WNBA you’re not you’re not going to help improve your image you’re not you’re not no one likes you you’re just you’re just actually [ __ ] on the WNBA before they get started just [ __ ] off all right I hated seeing you at the Raptor celebration you probably don’t even watch basketball [ __ ] off good Lord Almighty this [ __ ] human piece of [ __ ] just won’t leave me alone I can’t go on TSN without being reminded of his [ __ ] face Maple Hub sports program your videos helped grow your videos helped me grow up during a difficult time didn’t live stable house years of abuse but seeing your videos help me from doing dumb things for years sober and harm free thanks much love Johnny oh my God I’m glad I could have helped man just know you’re not alone we all go through things in life I had a rough couple of years as well let’s keep on grinding buddy appreciate it my man thank you very much [ __ ] overtime no all right all right all right Immaculate grid Immaculate [ __ ] grid here we go here it is here it is all right let me turn this sucker down [ __ ] overtime [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you overtime holy [ __ ] alrighty uh 100 Point Season who played with the Tampa Bay Lightning 100 plus points in one season oh [ __ ] okay uh Tampa Bay so they that somebody who did it with Tampa Bay or somebody who just did it and played with Tampa Bay at one point because I know the 100 plus I mean stammer CER off St Louis maybe Vinnie La cavaler had a 100 in there is it have to be somebody who got a 100 points with Tampa or just somebody who had a 100 Point Season at some point did it with Tampa did it with Tampa all right all right so me St Louise got to be the I’m trying to think back in the day you think Brad Richards ever got a 100 Brad Richards that would be an interesting one I don’t know if Brad Richards ever got a 100 points though I know he won the con Smite back in 03 or 04 uh okay so it’s got to be one of the new guys I’m just going to go martan St Louis that’s the one I I know for sure COV I think is the um what the oh yeah it’s the it’s the hyphen right or the dash St Lou oh it’s a [ __ ] period sorry Jesus Christ martan St Louis there you go 15% all right uh next up we got Chicago 100 points so I could obviously go Kane I could obviously go Kane is the obvious one I mean 100 points Kane I mean saard Dennis saard back in the I think he got a 100 I mean I know I can just do Kane uh sard I wonder if sard Dennis saard you ever think he got a 100 you ever think I’m G to try it yeah let’s go Dennis saard 7% all right uh Colorado 100 plus season sakic forsberg uh salani Korea I don’t think they had good Seasons Milan haduk know had a 50 goal season do you think Milan huk had 100 points I might want to try that one I might want to try Milan hauk here if I get it wrong so be it but I’m trying to get something off the board I know I can go with the guys who are playing right now I’m G to try Milan hauk okay so that didn’t work so let me go forsburg Peter forsberg Bang there it is 11% I wanted to try I wanted to try I know he had a 50 goal season so I was wondering if he had 50 assists in there as well uh Toronto alrighty yes this one’s easy Toronto and uh Tampa Bay andrewchuk Dave andrewchuk Bang there it is 22% Jace take uh take a break grab a beer and do a line of coke no Jace I don’t do Coke and I’m not going to drink until the Stanley Cup finals but I appreciate it thank you for [ __ ] with me um Toronto and Chicago Toronto and Chicago Toronto and Chicago Toronto and Chicago oh God uh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that one’s obvious gender hang on a second H head Bell fire hang on is there something better Chicago I can’t think I cannot think Mike Sullivan what about Mike Sullivan Steve was it Mike Sullivan is there a Mike or is it it must been Steve Sullivan I don’t even know did Steve Sullivan play on Chicago you know he might not even played it on Toronto oh my God my my memory is killing me right now I’ve got brain fog again I’ve been going for three hours yeah holy [ __ ] Steve Sullivan Steve Sullivan that’s an interesting one should I try it yeah I’m gonna try it clean clean right there spam that [ __ ] clean emo bang uh Toronto and Colorado Toronto and Colorado Colorado Toronto and Colorado holy [ __ ] oh God Colorado I’m going to skip on that one I’m having a tough time thinking of uh a Colorado Avalanche and Toronto Maple Leaf I don’t know why that I mean the Leafs I should have but oh well um all right so Tampa Bay and Anaheim Chicago and Anaheim I think I can go Corey Perry right there right Corey Perry there oh [ __ ] me 60 Jesus Christ Anaheim in Colorado oh good lord Anaheim oh [ __ ] salani easy I got that one or even Paul Korea you know what salani might be more obvious Paul Korea I don’t think people remember Paul Korea went to uh Colorado 177% all right got that uh so I’m struggling with that Toronto AA one let me try to get this Anaheim versus an Tampa Anaheim and Tampa Anaheim and Tampa Anaheim and Tampa Tampa Anaheim and [ __ ] Tampa did he play when Tampa I’m gonna try it Dustin Penner [ __ ] missed it missed it all right so not too shabby my bet well not good sorry my best one Steve Sullivan Dennis avard uh uh uh for ber but I got that one light let me see summary what do we got here Zack bosan yeah Corey Perry Oh yeah Cory Perry could have worked there too Nikita coocher off yeah Corey Perry again Ed bfor uh which one I didn’t get nazam Cadre oh God I’m I all right I’m uh how much how much time we got nine minutes I’ll be back [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] he he [Music] [Music] n [Music] [Music] n [Music] down [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] he he [Music] [Music] la [Music] [Music] all righty you guys thought I uh fell asleep or something it was tempting I was lying down I was like oh this so good and then my goddamn phone alarm went off and it’s like oh [ __ ] back to this hell so here we go overtime are we going to get an early one or am I going to be sitting here for another two hours [ __ ] all right well maybe the conversation will get even crazier who the hell knows man oh [ __ ] it is it’s already underway oh [ __ ] yeah my bad what happened to mat Shane what happened oh high stick right there by McDavid off the face off on Matt duchaine yeah he definitely got him so what how what are they do what are the referees doing right now was it was it called a penalty how do they double Miner oh it’s over it’s over thank the hocky Gods but how how did how do they get okay so somebody helped me out how did they get to that determination if it wasn’t called on the ice is it because it’s overtime you’re allowed to review anything like what are the rules there [ __ ] the least could have used that back when Wayne Gretzky High s dug [ __ ] Gilmore if a lineman see it and there’s blood the lineman will call it so somebody on the ice did see it okay well as long as one of the refs on the ice saw it I thought it was not seen damn dude oh they were checking to see if it was a double Miner four minutes holy [ __ ] McDavid is McDavid is he can’t believe it what the hell you talking about oh my God why is McDavid pissed he’s shrugging his shoulders like a little kid I didn’t do anything what did I do oh his body language is hilarious right now McDavid whining and complaining dude it’s already been called go sit in the Box buddy this sucker is over over 4minute double Miner let’s go Dallas end this sucker right now what’s with this Canadian crybaby Michael capella I don’t know that’s I agree with you the guy hit him in the face the guy’s bleeding it’s pretty straightforward and once the referees make the call you ain’t complain I you ain’t no complaint is going to change their mind maybe you might be able to get a a friendly call back another way but four minutes all right so Dallas take your time with this sucker get them tired and get them hemmed in you don’t need to force anything get the oiler freaking power play or killed Tire Ben quick shot on the net Skinner good save get them tired now when when Skinner makes a save like that and able to stop the play they can get another line out there so yeah I think Dallas you want to take shots obviously you do want to take shots it’s overtime one goal you don’t want to play around with it let’s see that shot he was close enough yeah that’s a good shot that is a good shot you can’t be angry at that one John just wants this OT over with hell yeah dude you kidding me holy [ __ ] man face off oh would you drop the FM Puck zebra drop the F Puck Robertson gets it back to the point there you go move it around Johnston back to the blue line hinan over to Robertson Robertson quick shot rings it up wait is that in I thought it was off the post the fans thought it was in I thought it was off the post everyone acted like that was a goal I thought that was a post was that in it it sounded like it was a post and it bounced right back out into the goal tender let me see this sucker yeah no they would have called it a goal by now there’s definitely a post let me see Peli on front of the net Jamie Ben on front of the net Rings it right off the bar and then went back through the five hole wow that was actually pretty good save by Skinner cuz the rebound Jamie Ben might have been able to scored five hole but Skinner was able to see it go through his legs from behind and then quickly smother the puck on front of him that is that is close that is so close all right Dallas done a good job so far 25 seconds into this power play they win another face off this is really good for Dallas hinan finds Robertson Robertson Rings it off the bar again oh my God what are they playing posts Jesus one more and he’s got the win Johnston oh Johnston trying to find the deflection on front slow it down Robertson slow it down keep it in keep it in keep it in Jimmy Ben move it down low there you go get the moving get them moving Jamie Ben yes hin in shot Skinner makes another save that’s going to be a line change though pull the goalie John oh lion that would be a [ __ ] maneuver right there I don’t think you can do that lion I think you go to like no man you can’t like there wouldn’t surprise me though it’s not a bad idea to say hey we’re going to go for it but they can shoot it from their own Zone then you know like you would look like a real idiot if it went in against you so I don’t think you can do that Minnesota’s done that in the regular season yeah like in a regular season when you have a chance to win it maybe because you can make it a five on three in overtime then right drop that puck SE he wins man Dallas star fans are all standing up this is a really good look of this Arena when they’re all standing up man I like it good atmosphere quick shot from The Point again that’s dof dof get saved Puck behind the net Stan koven there for Dallas gets bodied Puck still in the right corner that’s going to be de har getting it Vinnie de har gets it all the way down the ice all right so good minute killed off over a minute killed off D had some good chances though hitting posts what can they go what can they do here here is Stan koven number 11 he gets it back in the right corner St coven’s a pretty good little player isn’t he he skates well learning more about this Dallas team esinin finds Marchman oh man oh man what a weird bounce off the boards right there Sean though does a great job to try to hold it yes then Dallas is going to hold it back to Marchman Marchman back to the point man give it to Sean hinan no he’s going to throw it on the net bounce off the backboards and good save by skin up right into his glove is Sean Canadian I believe so right Sean Tyler Sean can yeah he’s Canadian I’m gonna say yes I’m gonna say yes Creed 101 appreciate it my man Creed 101 Creed 101 just remember that Dallas has the great dof is he going to be the overtime winner here the overtime hero with the one on his stick damn he’s from Brampton oh yeah yeah he did he actually went to Mayfield High School right I’d family members go to Mayfield Sean was there face off one by the Stars oh man they try to pass it back to the point they end up clearing the Zone themselves all the way back to Jake ainger when you have Johnny calling out the school you know they Canadian exactly quizley oh man oh good job by Edmonton sends the puck back all the I can’t talk all down the other way Jesus man oh brain fog brutal should have taken that break at intermission the first intermission that [ __ ] hour and a half straight killed me woo pavelski gets it all right you got enough time here 126 Robertson there it is take your time oh my God that was a dumb shot There Harley dumb dumb shot you had all the time in the world how you going to miss the net if you’re a defenseman you can’t hit the [ __ ] Target don’t shoot the [ __ ] Puck Johnny’s gas Joshua man you ain’t lying but it’s Johnston Johnston might be my hero here behind the net back to the point no where is it hit the referee you stupid zebra oh the fans are not going to be happy there where what happened there it hit a star coming over the boards where did that what are they talking about where did that puck go Conor Brown cleared off somebody yeah hit the referee and then he gets it oh he flung it off his own bench good job Conor Brown you fool stop yawning Johnny be professional dude I’m sorry man timeout called by Dallas oh man they really want to score on this power play no this is going this is going this is yeah I’m due for one I’m due with all these [ __ ] overtime with all these games that I’m streaming I’m due for a [ __ ] a third overtime oh this is going to be brutal you watch any of the world championships today Johnny no working man not watching anything for leisure anymore work work work work work it’s all I’m doing now get rid of Andrew Tate get rid of get rid of him hard get rid of him ban him forever get rid of him get him out of there forever [ __ ] idiot duaine is back face off one by Dallas the timeout worked can they create something Robertson quick shot they really like that Robertson shot from the left side don’t they Matthews used to shoot like that too and they put him on the [ __ ] Island over there oh Jesus 46 seconds back to the point hinan make him good There You Go Johnston jeez man they don’t have one-timers on this power play they got the the curling drag Shooters it’s going to make it’s going to make for great playmaking give you more space out there but damn go can take his time going post to post hinan find there it is again Robertson Robertson loving that [ __ ] shot my God I think he’s had four or five shots from the power play on that side damn oh my God yeah I don’t was that a penalty no it wasn’t okay good damn Jeff Gold on YouTube that’s rough buddy but I appreciate the view thank you very much oh my God I we’re in trouble boys we’re in trouble we’re being [ __ ] we’re being attacked you’re really going to have to be on your game here Barry flippity flop the YouTube chat is uh is a little crazy right now Jesus Christ oh man you got to feel sorry for individuals like that I’m no Freud or anything but someone’s parents didn’t pay attention to them when they were a kid oh [ __ ] so their way of getting attention is saying the most outrageous [ __ ] imaginable that ain’t going to end well for you in life Bud you’re going to go one step too far at the wrong time at the wrong place you have to pay those consequences let me tell you got to chill out hman quick shot love you Johnny appreciate it my man Johnny is mogging what the hell is mogging now okay so edging is when what edging is like you won’t finish someone what is mogging now what the [ __ ] is that mean it means you have a big hog like [Laughter] B all right I don’t [ __ ] know man oh my God rebound for a Vander Kan please just don’t Johnny all right ribo Super Saiyan blue we won’t do it hey uh ribo what’s going to happen after Super Saiyan blue becomes ridiculous oh yeah Ultra Instinct already took what’s GNA what’s going to happen after he surpasses Ultra Instinct Super Saiyan infinite [ __ ] like uh god mode or some [ __ ] I don’t know they have to keep on growing man they have to keep on going never say edging Again by the way all right I don’t know man you guys you guys teach me new words I try my best break oh man I thought we had a breakaway right there we do not though radic faxa won’t get there won’t get there John do you still like Dragon Ball Z yeah they just haven’t had anything come out in a while Dragon Ball Z is great man I love the abrid the abrid was so [ __ ] good and then the the last uh dragon ball fighter Z game that man I spent so much time playing with that playing with my buddies grinding that game out I probably still remember combos in that game haven’t played it in years but if you put a controller in my hand I’m sure I can still do things a bridged is hype yeah Bridge was so amazing I wish they continued it but I heard like the owners over there in Japan of Dragon Ball Z like they just made it impossible for them to profit makes sense nice save on J Tyler Sean right there John post NBA 2K on YouTube yeah yeah post this post that post everything I get it how’s Chase Davidson doing I don’t give a [ __ ] he’s over there in Minnesota doing something probably on his boat again rest in peace Akira Toriyama was that the Creator yeah that’s the creator of Dragon Ball Z absolutely post your feed on YouTube short [ __ ] out of here Johnny what are your thoughts on the Getty deety chicken nuggets I don’t I don’t [ __ ] know man Sunny D has a freaking alcoholic beverage oh my god well we know those kids are growing up now you know [ __ ] it we don’t want to lose we don’t want to lose customers they they drank Sunny D as a kid now they can drunk Sunny D as an adult they get drunk like every other adult these idiots are so annoying breakfast 69 I mean this is what happens dude it h it’s happening to me though I can tell like my commentary is suffering everyone’s getting bored hang on a second though McDavid quick shot got by himman no into the feed people do stupid things when they get tired and bored man so our commentary is going to suffer the shit’s going to be horrible stankoven almost gets a partial break right there oh my God Johnny have you seen The Walking Dead show my God Ethan I’m not I don’t live that much under a rock yes I have heard of The Walking Dead show quick shot on the net by Carrick ottinger makes the save oh Jesus I do like the no commercials though we’re already down at 1252 Johnny do you like Wendy’s no all that fast food is trash I used to like it as a kid can’t drink it I can’t eat it can’t drink it anymore my body’s just like [ __ ] you [ __ ] go make some real food stop being a woke feminist John I right line listen I know you’re angry your Canucks lost but sometimes you know when you try to make fun of me it’s a little cringe cuz you try too hard like I like woke feminist what the [ __ ] are you on about don’t worry Canuck will be back next year Rick tet won coach of the year you got something to be proud of fast food hits on the road hell no on the road hell no the [ __ ] you like where were you traveling across country [ __ ] you go from point A to point D point B you eat beforehand marchment throws it in there oh my God I thought we’d have another partial break Johnny do you still live in Bramton no I got out of Bramton thank God I live in Barry now Bramton was such a just a like a flat a flat I guess it’s a city right yeah it’s a flat City just just all straight roads just [ __ ] intersections just traffic just a shitty [ __ ] Barry’s got Hills it’s got a [ __ ] Lake you know what I mean it’s not nothing have 400 series highways running through it man why is bton B I just told you it’s just boring it’s just [ __ ] I don’t know man Maple Hub sports program I got sober faster than tbc’s Detroit part two San on the right wing centering pass oh D and off it would have been D and off I’ll I’ll here for d off if he can end it somebody just [ __ ] end it it’s a seven game series and you still have to standle Cup Final after this you guys going deep in this game is not helping out any team somebody [ __ ] end it John have you ever heard of Breaking Bad all right now you guys are just trolling me I’m not I’m done answering questions have you ever heard of breaking bid they’re just [ __ ] with me now man just [ __ ] Johnny you’re making money I know Luke Malloy and I know I told you guys at the beginning of the playoffs that I owe you guys for my lack of consistency you guys been loyal you guys have been always there so here I am I’m here aren’t I I’m [ __ ] here haven’t missed a day in like I don’t even know how long now it’s all just one big blur but I’m [ __ ] here Johnny do you know who Daniel alfredson is Matt Canadian 33 get them out get them out a that’s it the ban Hammer’s coming out that’s it [ __ ] it time them all out Matt Canadian 33 on Twitch gone how much do you weigh Luke Malloy 1905 gone has Tim Horton gone to [ __ ] Joseph run rle on [ __ ] YouTube gone down low in the middle oh backand off the [ __ ] post was it a save or was it off the post oh my God come on I’m sorry I don’t give a [ __ ] about your apology [ __ ] the apologies too late for that [ __ ] Heyman in alone AER with another [Applause] save John do you know Watson pre-cast forward do you know the ban button Barry flippy flop introduce him McDavid go two on one no it’s not it’s a three on two back to the point Slap Shot AER another save [ __ ] Suter he’s going to dump that puck in get the puck up the ice of Vander Kane and go shelf it on them holy [ __ ] why are you rooting for Edmonton shaven cuz [ __ ] the Canucks that’s why Johnny what’s your favorite color Andrew timed out get out of here this [ __ ] game are you kidding me de har [ __ ] de har God you know it’s going to be a shitty [ __ ] goal as well it’s going to be some nonsense dude Johnny how do you like your steak [ __ ] good Lord oh man almost got it over there nice try Counterattack for Edmonton they still got three guys back though Dallas is still playing that defensive style I don’t blame them now they got a tie they got it tied up so be it back to the point [ __ ] do something with it there you go Cody CC Leafs Legend just throw it around four delicious flavors new flatbread at Tim Hortons yeah I’ll watch the [ __ ] ads on the the the board is more exciting this piece of [ __ ] game oh my God echol throws it on the net AER just to to that sucker to the side to be fair it’s ending soon it’s very fast-paced you don’t know that you don’t [ __ ] know that there could be there could be 10 10 Bell opportunities and all of a sudden these goenda side to step up I mean this game is this could be another two periods Johnny did you survive the tornado yesterday no shitthead I’m just [ __ ] live streaming from the afterlife they got great Wi-Fi here Jesus Christ Barry flippity flop anything that ends any comment that has a question mark in it timed out this game won’t end till 1:00 a.m. another hour and 15 minutes oh God this is a violation of our rights Johnny [ __ ] your rights this is dictatorship I’m a dick and I’m hungry for some taters so you guys aren’t getting anything [ __ ] you Michael capella [ __ ] you what can I do here with the chats let’s see what up what options do I have here hang on a second live chat fan funding so I only see [ __ ] if they send money in what does that do that shut up the YouTube fans real quick I can’t do that I can’t I got to suffer with them I can’t do that that’d be real good though that’d be real [ __ ] [Laughter] good yeah you can no I can’t do that that’s a [ __ ] thing to do that’s a [ __ ] thing to do the chat must be free the chat that must be free remember it’s a dictatorship it’s not it’s not capitalism another save by Skinner I’m going to take a [ __ ] Johnny let me know if they score all right Keegan Bradley just turn up your volume I’ll scream John’s been 49 for 15 years I feel like it this game is going to get me to 49 why can’t you f find a woman to Stand By You jum hin keeps that puck in Ben centering pass jam it home you [ __ ] oh my God and steuart Skinner keeps on stopping the [ __ ] play Just Chuck the puck in the corner who gives a [ __ ] ah oh Vander Kane picks it up go on oh Vander Kane lose the puck there you go we want krupal overtime Harley gets it in there goes Stan kovin quick shot shot on the net and what do you know steuart Skinner [ __ ] covers it again unbelievable I think Skinner’s covered it like eight times in the last five minutes stop freezing the puck what the [ __ ] well it’s it’s not a bad strategy by Dallas you know put everything on the net get offenses own faceoffs you want to get quick line changes so you don’t get stuck out there everyone’s tired I get it holy [ __ ] John imagine if you did Florida Carolina last year I listen I knew this was going to happen I knew this was going to happen I just was hoping for a little bit more of an electric game holy [ __ ] [ __ ] how many times Stuart Skinner all right get it to the center right let me try to be a professional commentator here now [ __ ] it I can’t do it I can already tell no no energy I’m GNA save my voice for tomorrow [ __ ] it just just half ass this stream for the rest you won’t end the stream if it goes six overtimes will you no Lyon I’ll [ __ ] be here I’ll be I I’ll just be watching the game though I won’t even be talking I’ll just watch the game and as soon as the game’s over the stream over but I’ll be here I’ll [ __ ] be here de har got to do it got to do it for the fans [ __ ] got it you will eat those words whatever I’m hungry so I need to eat something bski in centering pass oh good save or was it blocked in front I don’t even know just breathe into the mic yeah exactly Johnny do you love EA ban EA from YouTube right now ban them ban them get them the [ __ ] out of there thank you John no problem vult boy hey what do you know icing call let’s stop the play again chill John it’s not going that late what pays you more to watch on funny thing we were looking at the subscri uh subscriptions for twitch I don’t know they change something and I’m I’m getting like a dollar a sub now because I think people are like donating from other count trees and stuff like twitch really changed a lot so I don’t even know I think twitch donations I get all of I think twitch Subs I get 50 but after they do all their taxes and their their conversion and [ __ ] so it’s like I’m less than 50 there and then YouTube takes I think 30% of donations so take that what you will I don’t [ __ ] know at least with Subs you get something for it though you get the emotes twitch is ass yeah starting to see that myself twitch takes a higher percentage from Subs now yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] man they can just do that huh yeah we we’re just going to take the money that you uh thought you were going to earn and uh you’ve been getting used to yeah we’re just going to take that well I guess there’s one thing that you can do right just stop streaming on Twitch just go over to YouTube [Music] oh my God [ __ ] hell man I want to stop sitting in this goddamn chair it’s hilarious Dallas fans just stand up the entire time is that like a culture thing the leaf fans would never I paid $5,000 for this [ __ ] seat I’m sitting down I don’t get it McDavid oh three on two Rush here we go we got some space Heyman on front McDavid oh my god ainger with the paddle save you have got to be [ __ ] kidding me the quote unquote best player in the world all alone on front all day no one around him and he gets paddled holy [ __ ] Jake ainger just took McDavid behind the Woodshed and paddled him he just paddled him yeah he just paddled him oh my god get paddled McDavid get [ __ ] paddled glorious save indeed oh icing yeah teams are tired now they don’t give a [ __ ] they’re just icing that [ __ ] another icing yeah quizy no one no one’s [ __ ] they’re just moving it down the ice They’re All Dead Tired McDavid just slide it around the on the ice and just put it right there ah you know what easier said than done I’m not going to [ __ ] on McDavid John you are a skibby what the hell is a skibbidy what have I started now face off one by Edmonton buard slapshot pinballs off a leg wide says the commentator I’m just going to copy what the commentator is saying that way I don’t have to think it’s perfect duchan nope can’t get past Evan buard EOL plays it up Vander Kane left wing plagiarism John I don’t care a go go left side go it’s open McLoud just [ __ ] bury it just just just no Ryan Suter just takes him off the puck like it’s nothing and right back into the neutral zone Counterattack turnover right back into the neutral zone now Dallas Counterattack oh right back into the neutral zone now Edmonton Counterattack oh they got a shot off easy save by ainger puck bouncing almost in front oh my God I try uh did you complete no nut November last year [ __ ] I tried but your wife now you know what to stop I got to stop let’s not get Negative let’s not get negative I can I can get way too negative that would not be good just [ __ ] just keep it positive keep it [ __ ] positive I’m I’m going insane I’m getting angry I need a Kit Kat bar not myself oh wait that’s not Kit Kat that’s the other one oh for I see I’m not myself can’t think straight oh [ __ ] me dude come on just [ __ ] end the game please get it off the eyes go McDavid mcf fraud you [ __ ] goof wide open goddamn net you [ __ ] dog [Laughter] food holy [ __ ] man Dallas walking in come on finish it [ __ ] steuart Skinner what do you know covering the fck again holy [ __ ] oh peace peace thank God I just watched the game [ __ ] it I’m done I’m done I’m [ __ ] done no no if you guys want to see both chats now you gotta loow you got to give me double views all right you oh [ __ ] that’s a [ __ ] thing to say oh [ __ ] me oh I just want to be an [ __ ] and be okay with it why can’t I be an [ __ ] and be okay with it God damn it ah [ __ ] abuser what a drug addict petrified God bless you and the family friendly entertainment you have given us for 15 years straight appreciate it petrified you’re one of the good ones thank you buddy nothing negative just just positivity maybe he’s bringing and whoever liked it as well thank you somebody can just get this game over with please please please God get this game over with let the hockey Gods deliver me oh it’s an i icing call 240 two 230 I can’t talk 230 left what was the last NHL game you went to John I don’t know Leaf Games don’t count so I’ve never been to an NHL game how big is it John [ __ ] oh I I dude you’re an Entertainer you just need to be consistent I’m trying William what do you think I’m [ __ ] doing hallway Darnell nurse just rip one rip One play like your si your cousin just rip one in the top of the Shelf all right she’s like 96 overall in NHL just play like her man still Dallas barely Fort they it’s a just pure defense man just a pure defensive game game right to the end Jesus Christ back in a neutral twice Bard tries to get it back left Winger dumps that puck in Dallas Stars are still [ __ ] standing up another icing call I say shut this game off and play Red Dead and then tune in when the chat says there’s a goal oh that’s genius just pretend like I’m watching the game and just say like oh [ __ ] hell yeah and I could just be doing something oh [ __ ] I didn’t think about that that’s [ __ ] low-key genius huh sounds good to me no no no I wouldn’t show you guys Red Dead you would still think you would just get this shitty screen still I’d be playing Red Dead you don’t get to watch it you got to still think that I’m watching the game please God we’re not going a second overtime it’s going to end right here I know it 30 seconds left someone’s going to get a late one someone’s going to get a late one there’s no way we’re going to a second overtime trial in oh there it is himman put it in hman you [ __ ] idiot McDavid why with the floaty backhand MC David you [ __ ] mcar stop it score score score D enough petrified Long Live Don Cherry and the great domsky don’t steal his line on GTA oh my God [ __ ] that one all right there we go all right all right all right let’s see what I got see what I got okay 300 plus wins in their career let me see here 300 plus wins in their career I’ll go Tim Thomas holy [ __ ] man go [ __ ] yourself [Music] [Music] n [Music] oh [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] he he [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] n [Music] [Music] he he [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] n [Music] [Music] down [Music] alrighty second overtime you guys ready holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] did I miss something here what was that John lonis I agree with being able to go back in time and being a spectator I would do anything to be able to witness important moments in history as a spectator yeah man that’d be great right long did okay I got you I got you guys I got you chug some water John dude look at this one two three three bottles of water I always get a new one because uh these ones got freaking old oh my God not old they got freaking warm I’ve gone through three how many how how many hours have we going for three I’ve been streaming for three hours and 41 minutes oh my god oh brutal we’ll say three hours we just over three hours with the times that I’ve taken off fuing br oh there’s my alarm going off as well hang on Old Water damn oh my alarm’s going off to remind me to get back see you guys can hear that right told you I’m not going to forget John you’re going to wake the neighbors here’s here’s another three hours oh Frost elf don’t you [ __ ] dare I’ll be right back iang got shut up set there you go uh Ahmed aola I love your Toronto comment as a leaf fan I wish you luck Leaf strong appreciate it my man thank you very much we can’t talk about the leaf though right now all right here we go [ __ ] man [ __ ] hell can somebody just ended yeah the do the Dallas star fans are standing up again g i I gotta I Gotta Give the the star fans credit man they stand up for like four periods now good Lord Nan Hopkins gets it in oh it’s in front it’s a yes Evan Bard finds Conor McDavid in front he was almost the the zero in this game with the double minor penalty in overtime the Oilers kill it off and in the second frame of overtime McDavid tips it it wait a minute they’re reviewing it goalie interference oh oh no hang on a second hang on a second it’s under review don’t do this to me do not do this to me get off the ice right now there uhh uh uh noblock everyone just get off the ice run to the back run to the back right now run to the back run to the back run to the back get out of here we want triple OT no you ain’t getting Tri triple oot tonight too bad too [ __ ] bad let me see let me see this play I’ll tell you I’ll tell you if it’s no goal or not I’ll tell you hang on a second the nudes there’s McDavid how is that go there’s that how is that goalie interference are you kidding me where where is the goalie interference he’s nowhere near him was it offside oh it’s just overtime they’re looking at it so they have to okay no that’s a what are they looking at they won’t call back a McDavid goal game over good goal Edmonton wins game one3 3 to two man a little anticlimactic right there Jesus the Dallas star fans are hoping they can keep on hoping thank the hockey Gods it’s over early in the second overtime frame and Conor McDavid a big time moment add that to the resume a game one overtime winner in the Conference Finals and he was almost the joke in this game he was almost what’s the word I’m looking for when you’re when the opposite of a hero in a game not the zero what do we call it hero when you score and you become when you’re the [ __ ] idiot who costs it what is it called I can’t even think the goat no it’s not the goat that’s the greatest of all time scapegoat antagonist a villain you know what why am I ask good night ladies and gentlemen see you tomorrow for game two between is it game two tomorrow [ __ ] hang on a second refresh [ __ ] refresh refresh refresh the [ __ ] page where are the games for tomorrow you stupid NHL there you go uh oh wait a minute there’s no game tomorrow oh that’s Vancouver 24th damn it yeah all right the 24 oh yeah it’s the 24th today right it’s it’s it’s it’s the 24th now we’re past mid okay all right ladies and gentlemen I will see you tomorrow at 8:00 P.M for Florida versus New York there will be a Utah Yeti GM mode that gets up tomorrow but I’m just to do that goodbye good [ __ ] goodbye byebye byebye
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EDMONTON WINS CANADA WINS
Oilers deserved this one.
Foegle for conne symthe
I think jeffgould4651 has something to say
Good game and all but I’m more interested in what Jeff Gould has on his mind tonight
7 more wins for the cup to be back in Canada
A SHITTY INTRO THEME – SHAME ON YOU WANKERS.