INJURIES HAVE LITERALLY HOBBLED HIM

**BOB COSTAS VS GIANCARSLOW STANTON**
byu/iamJimmyDarmody inNYYankees

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  1. Does anyone know why Costas has just been shitting on Stanton so relentlessly? Did Big G shit in his cereal or something?

  2. Goodness this has been terrible. Costas is losing it

    You know who has the exact same sprint speed as Stanton? Salvador Perez. Haven’t heard a peep about how he’s slow

  3. They gave Costas 4 talking points this series:

    1. Judge bad

    2. Stanton slow

    3. Bobby Witt good

    4. George Brett

  4. Wish Costas would give it to us straight and tell us what he thinks about Stanton’s running and hitting.

  5. Now do one of him harping on how worthless Judge is in the playoffs EVERY SINGLE AB. Give it a rest Costas…

  6. They did acknowledge that he’s been instructed not to run to avoid reinjury. They are just trying so hard to build epic story lines for every player so that it seems way more interesting to a non baseball fan who isn’t actually a fan of the game.

  7. So Bob Costas is calling a Chicago Bulls game and takes a bathroom break. While he’s doing his business, none other than Michael Jordan comes in and uses the next urinal. Bob can’t help himself and sneaks a peek, and is *astonished* by the beast Jordan is packing. “Michael, that’s incredible!” Michael sees his astonishment and says, “Okay Bob, I’ll tell you my secret. Every night before I go to bed, I whack my johnson three times against the bed post. I’ve been doing that for years, and you see the result. If you do it too, with a little patience, yours will grow as big as mine.”

    “Thanks, Michael!” says Bob. That night as he and his wife are getting ready for bed, he decides to try it. He waits for her to go into the bathroom, then pulls out his wiener and whacks it against the post — WHACK WHACK WHACK.

    And from the bathroom his wife calls, “Michael, is that you?”

  8. Bob Costas is ear cancer. I bet Stanton beats him in a race. And Costas definitely can’t hit a baseball 120 mph and 500 feet

  9. Didn’t Bob root for the Yankees as a kid? Jeez, can you imagine a duo of Costas and Smoltz?

  10. Someone in the GDT said it perfectly. Bob never just lets the game breath, he HAS to be talking all the time.

  11. Costas never shuts up is his problem. Talks nonstop and makes such old references. We know Stanton can’t run so shut up about it.

  12. Costas has been HORRIBLE. Like truly horrible. I’m trying to listen to the radio broadcast instead when practical.

  13. I was looking for a word that described what Costas does that makes him so disliked, and I think I found it.
    He doesn’t just *comment*, he *pontificates.*

    **Pontificate. *verb.* 1. Express one’s opinions in a way considered annoyingly pompous and dogmatic.**

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