Sick of playing Basketball, Luka decided to change careers for a day and worked as a cashier in Dallas after his 45 Point performance.

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  1. Nico Harrison was seen returning items to shelves and muttering, “I still don’t want to pay him”

  2. God, the Mavs did him dirty. It looks like he genuinely loves Dallas

    Edit: their fans too

  3. Bro gotta work a second job to make-up the 100 million that Nico cost him.

  4. FIRE NICO!

    It’s been months but still can’t believe how little Dallas got from a generational star.

  5. This is what Nico thinks Luka will be doing in 5 years when his “body breaks down”

  6. He’s giving the fans a real goodbye. This is great stuff. He might really end up being the face of the league.

  7. Mark Cuban getting mad at people for chanting “fire Nico” is part of the problem

  8. He looks like encino man just unfrozen and encountering modern technology for the first time

    Not that I’d do better having an audience while I learn some new shit

  9. “Hey, I’m Luka it’s nice to me-”

    “Alright just put the shoes in the bag, bro”

  10. As part of the trade :

    Dicks Sporting Goods get Luka to do 2 shifts per visit.

    Dalas Mavericks get : Cash Consideration.

  11. there’s something very uncultural about the way he operates that register. run him out of the city!

  12. How do you just let an athleate like him go?

    I still don’t get it. This trade is the NBAs “Somehow Palpatine returned” moment. Just fucking how can you be so dumb

  13. Just when I was getting over last nights game…I’m depressed again. We miss you Luka

  14. lol what’s with this edit? The only part of the Q and A is the host stumbling over his words at 0:53

  15. What everyone is looking over is how the Lakers are fully aware of his love for Dallas and are giving him time to do this.

    Can’t blame the Lakers for making such an easy trade for such amazing talent all the while acknowledging Luka’s feelings towards it.

    The Mavs on the other hand tried to sweep it away at the start but probably saw ticket numbers plummet.

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