I dunno, but it’s getting close to the point where I won’t be able to view this sub until the season starts.
Don’t post this on Reddit people actually gonna do it
Definitely the 2nd one
Europeans already doing both.
What if I’m already not doing both?
Loophole… ill take baths. Da Bears
cowboys cuz this implies i can still floss and like take breath mints and shit yk
Being stinky n shit at the function
Bears making the playoffs is happening a lot sooner. I think I’ll die before there’s another cowboys Super Bowl.
Bears last playoff appearance: Jan 2021
Cowboys last Super Bowl win: Jan 1996
Tbh I don’t think the Bears are that far off.
Either way, everyone involved with one of these kinds of individuals will suffer.
not showering probably won’t cause any major physical damage, and if it does, doctors will probably clean the affected area for you. so technically you haven’t showered. and you COULD wipe down dirty areas of your body with with a wet wipe, also not showering
but i know a guy that never brushes his teeth. by the time he was 30, he had maybe half his teeth left, and they were broken and jagged and cut his mouth all the time.
brush yo damn teeth!
Bears will probably make the playoffs before Cowboys win a SB again if we’re being honest.
Well, it doesn’t say anything about mouthwash. So, not brushing your teeth is the option.
Well. The Bears will (diehard Packers fan, by the way) DEFINITELY make the playoffs before the Cowboys even make a SB, let alone win one.
Not be able to shower because I could just bathe in the pool
Id rather KMS
Deal with constipation until the Jets go 9-8.
Not showering
Bears hands down.
The bears have made the playoffs this decade. Thats all i need to know.
Or the jets do either
I hate this question
Not brush my teeth. I have dentures so I can soak mine
I do enjoy baths.
Not brushing teeth.
Sure it will suck but at least there’s mouthwash and floss.
You just want people to be nasty 🤢
Can I make a vow to do neither AFTER the Vikings win a Super Bowl?
Nothing here about bathing. I’d probably take the Chicago bet
Well you could start taking baths if you pick the bears
Swap Bears with Dolphins and Im in!
I’m taking the bears. If all the pieces fall into place next year they can scrape into the playoffs. If the pieces fall into place for the cowboys to actually be contenders they’d still get bounced in the divisional round
Watching as a Packers fan like
Shit, Chiefs fans already live their lives like that.
Bet on a team who hasn’t won a Super Bowl in like 40 years, or the team that hasn’t made the playoffs in like 7 years?
As long as Jerry Jones is alive then I will take the Bears
Can the dentist clean my teeth? Could someone else brush my teeth for me? Too many loopholes in the Cowboys one.
Cowboys have won a Super Bowl more recently than the 49ers… Maybe that’s why San Fran has so many stinky people walking the streets
Bears gonna be in the playoffs in 2025 baby
Cowboys won’t make another SB until Jones passes away, the bears will make the playoffs before then.
Best case scenario would be the Bears making the playoffs and even then you still wouldn’t be able to shower until like January. If the cowboys win the super bowl next year, you have to wait until the end of February to brush your teeth. Both of these sound ridiculously bad even if their seasons go perfect.
Bears fans already practicing
Would I rather not shower 8 months or lose all my teeth hmmmmm
I mean the bears one is worse but it could reasonably last only a couple years. I won’t be brushing my teeth for at least a decade with the Cowboys one.
I would actually just kill myself instead. A whole lot shorter timeframe and less suffering for me and my loved ones
Either way you’re dying of one kind of infection or another
Fan of nether team but now because of this post I’m gonna only take bubble and bird baths. And also floss, use mouthwash and go to the dentist three times a week
Gross… and I mean the cowboys winning a Super Bowl. 🤢
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I dunno, but it’s getting close to the point where I won’t be able to view this sub until the season starts.
Don’t post this on Reddit people actually gonna do it
Definitely the 2nd one
Europeans already doing both.
What if I’m already not doing both?
Loophole… ill take baths. Da Bears
cowboys cuz this implies i can still floss and like take breath mints and shit yk
Being stinky n shit at the function
Bears making the playoffs is happening a lot sooner. I think I’ll die before there’s another cowboys Super Bowl.
Bears last playoff appearance: Jan 2021
Cowboys last Super Bowl win: Jan 1996
Tbh I don’t think the Bears are that far off.
Either way, everyone involved with one of these kinds of individuals will suffer.
not showering probably won’t cause any major physical damage, and if it does, doctors will probably clean the affected area for you. so technically you haven’t showered. and you COULD wipe down dirty areas of your body with with a wet wipe, also not showering
but i know a guy that never brushes his teeth. by the time he was 30, he had maybe half his teeth left, and they were broken and jagged and cut his mouth all the time.
brush yo damn teeth!
Bears will probably make the playoffs before Cowboys win a SB again if we’re being honest.
Well, it doesn’t say anything about mouthwash. So, not brushing your teeth is the option.
Well. The Bears will (diehard Packers fan, by the way) DEFINITELY make the playoffs before the Cowboys even make a SB, let alone win one.
Not be able to shower because I could just bathe in the pool
Id rather KMS
Deal with constipation until the Jets go 9-8.
Not showering
Bears hands down.
The bears have made the playoffs this decade. Thats all i need to know.
Or the jets do either
I hate this question
Not brush my teeth. I have dentures so I can soak mine
I do enjoy baths.
Not brushing teeth.
Sure it will suck but at least there’s mouthwash and floss.
You just want people to be nasty 🤢
Can I make a vow to do neither AFTER the Vikings win a Super Bowl?
Nothing here about bathing. I’d probably take the Chicago bet
Well you could start taking baths if you pick the bears
Swap Bears with Dolphins and Im in!
I’m taking the bears. If all the pieces fall into place next year they can scrape into the playoffs. If the pieces fall into place for the cowboys to actually be contenders they’d still get bounced in the divisional round
Watching as a Packers fan like
Shit, Chiefs fans already live their lives like that.
Bet on a team who hasn’t won a Super Bowl in like 40 years, or the team that hasn’t made the playoffs in like 7 years?
As long as Jerry Jones is alive then I will take the Bears
Can the dentist clean my teeth? Could someone else brush my teeth for me? Too many loopholes in the Cowboys one.
Cowboys have won a Super Bowl more recently than the 49ers… Maybe that’s why San Fran has so many stinky people walking the streets
Bears gonna be in the playoffs in 2025 baby
Cowboys won’t make another SB until Jones passes away, the bears will make the playoffs before then.
Best case scenario would be the Bears making the playoffs and even then you still wouldn’t be able to shower until like January. If the cowboys win the super bowl next year, you have to wait until the end of February to brush your teeth. Both of these sound ridiculously bad even if their seasons go perfect.
Bears fans already practicing
Would I rather not shower 8 months or lose all my teeth hmmmmm
I mean the bears one is worse but it could reasonably last only a couple years. I won’t be brushing my teeth for at least a decade with the Cowboys one.
I would actually just kill myself instead. A whole lot shorter timeframe and less suffering for me and my loved ones
Either way you’re dying of one kind of infection or another
Fan of nether team but now because of this post I’m gonna only take bubble and bird baths. And also floss, use mouthwash and go to the dentist three times a week
Gross… and I mean the cowboys winning a Super Bowl. 🤢