Each NFL team is literally comprised of what their team name says they are. In a free-for-all battle royal with no restrictions, justify why your team should win
May 3, 2025
Yes, I had some fun finding some of these pictures 😊
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Obviously the Titans but wtf is the story behind the Giants image?
Shouldn’t the chiefs be a group of native american tribal leaders?
Because the Vikings ruled for 400 years.
Texans,
we have guns
We have to justify nothing. Across ALL major sports, the Jets are the only team to not make the playoffs in the past 15 years. MLB, NHL, NBA, NFL.
They quite literally do not deserve to be in this meme
lol the BIlls.
Jets, Bengals, Titans, Chiefs, Giants, Bears/Lions, Panthers, and Rams are division winners.Â
I don’t know enough about bears and lions to say for sure which would win. I’m pretty sure bears are a lot stronger though.Â
Based on the pictures I think there’s only one correct option. Unless titans suffer from crippling debt, then maybe the bills
Jets bomb everybody until they get to the Titans, who they probably can’t destroy tbh. But if they are able to damage the Titans enough they can win!
Saints are also a a sneaky contender if they use the power of god to destroy their enemies.
My Titans will win because……THEY ARE LITERALLY GODS..!
Love the Cubs W flag in the Texans picture
Clearly the 49ers. Just imagine fighting a crazy guy hopped up on white lightning who traveled across the entire country (before cars) in the search for gold. That guy has nothing to lose, and he’s got a pick axe, and if he wins he gets money.
I think he even beats a titan, honestly
Eagles are federally protected. Boom.
Why do the Bucs look like they shop at Claire’s?
googles commanders: all navy O-5s.
imagine if this was a few years back and the resulting images.
good job, NFL
I was thinking either the Titans or the Jets, but then I was confused as to how a color could lose anything. So by default I would guess the Browns because how would they lose, they aren’t even a noun, they are an adjective.
The jets may finally win somthing
Obviously this battle will be a magical, mythical one fought between the Titans, the pantheon of old Greek gods come to Earth, vs. the Saints, the servants of the newer, singular god and wielders of some elements of his powers on Earth.Â
I guess I’ll ride with my Saints because there are like 11k Catholic saints (and maybe we can bring in orthodox/episcopal ones too?) vs. only like a dozen Greek titans. That’s a hell of a numerical advantage, even if many of the Saints are not blessed with magnificent powers. But we know that each of that has at least some kind of verified magic or they would have never been made a saint (it’s a requirement).
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lol packers are meat packers
Is it a water battle perchance?
As an adult: Bills will kill you
Well Bufallo was actually named after Fredrick “Buffalo Bill” Cody.
And since they’re called the Bill(s) plural it implies that there would be several wild west buffalo hunters / soldiers / fronteirmen. Might do okay in the battle royal to be honest. (except against the titans)
Wrong chiefs
Handing everyone an astronomic bill they can’t pay and then they can’t fly their planes. So then they can’t show up to the games. Undefeated Bills season 😂, titans can’t escape the crippling debt in the afc championship. Then it’s an easy SB for the Bills no matter who shows up they’re going to be way too preoccupied about their finances.
“Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.” – Douglas Adams.
The Dolphins have already won.
Besides Jets can’t do shit without the Houston Oilers, and the Oilers don’t exist anymore.
Bills just harmlessly float in water before gradually sinking – try it with your own.
The Patriots win nothing without Brady in any format.
29 comments
Obviously the Titans but wtf is the story behind the Giants image?
Shouldn’t the chiefs be a group of native american tribal leaders?
Because the Vikings ruled for 400 years.
Texans,
we have guns
We have to justify nothing. Across ALL major sports, the Jets are the only team to not make the playoffs in the past 15 years. MLB, NHL, NBA, NFL.
They quite literally do not deserve to be in this meme
lol the BIlls.
Jets, Bengals, Titans, Chiefs, Giants, Bears/Lions, Panthers, and Rams are division winners.Â
I don’t know enough about bears and lions to say for sure which would win. I’m pretty sure bears are a lot stronger though.Â
Based on the pictures I think there’s only one correct option. Unless titans suffer from crippling debt, then maybe the bills
Jets bomb everybody until they get to the Titans, who they probably can’t destroy tbh. But if they are able to damage the Titans enough they can win!
Saints are also a a sneaky contender if they use the power of god to destroy their enemies.
My Titans will win because……THEY ARE LITERALLY GODS..!
Love the Cubs W flag in the Texans picture
Clearly the 49ers. Just imagine fighting a crazy guy hopped up on white lightning who traveled across the entire country (before cars) in the search for gold. That guy has nothing to lose, and he’s got a pick axe, and if he wins he gets money.
I think he even beats a titan, honestly
Eagles are federally protected. Boom.
Why do the Bucs look like they shop at Claire’s?
googles commanders: all navy O-5s.
imagine if this was a few years back and the resulting images.
good job, NFL
I was thinking either the Titans or the Jets, but then I was confused as to how a color could lose anything. So by default I would guess the Browns because how would they lose, they aren’t even a noun, they are an adjective.
The jets may finally win somthing
Obviously this battle will be a magical, mythical one fought between the Titans, the pantheon of old Greek gods come to Earth, vs. the Saints, the servants of the newer, singular god and wielders of some elements of his powers on Earth.Â
I guess I’ll ride with my Saints because there are like 11k Catholic saints (and maybe we can bring in orthodox/episcopal ones too?) vs. only like a dozen Greek titans. That’s a hell of a numerical advantage, even if many of the Saints are not blessed with magnificent powers. But we know that each of that has at least some kind of verified magic or they would have never been made a saint (it’s a requirement).
This post brought to you by, chargers! They gave you all enough battery to see this post. We also work on teslas!
lol packers are meat packers
Is it a water battle perchance?
As an adult: Bills will kill you
Well Bufallo was actually named after Fredrick “Buffalo Bill” Cody.
And since they’re called the Bill(s) plural it implies that there would be several wild west buffalo hunters / soldiers / fronteirmen. Might do okay in the battle royal to be honest. (except against the titans)
Wrong chiefs
Handing everyone an astronomic bill they can’t pay and then they can’t fly their planes. So then they can’t show up to the games. Undefeated Bills season 😂, titans can’t escape the crippling debt in the afc championship. Then it’s an easy SB for the Bills no matter who shows up they’re going to be way too preoccupied about their finances.
“Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.” – Douglas Adams.
The Dolphins have already won.
Besides Jets can’t do shit without the Houston Oilers, and the Oilers don’t exist anymore.
Bills just harmlessly float in water before gradually sinking – try it with your own.
The Patriots win nothing without Brady in any format.
So that’s the AFC East won.
Chargers! Can’t fuck with electricity.
49ers versus two birds and a goat
[I think we all know how that went last time](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_in_wild_mammal_populations)
obviously the bucks, that guy looks like he’s ready to fuck anyone