Texans are just people from Texas, right?

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  1. How does bro think he could win a fight against three birds of prey or a horse? People have literally fucking died from getting kicked by a horse

  2. You’re crazy if you think you’re winning against an eagle or falcon. They will tear a mother fucker up.

  3. You’d instantly lose a fight to a Bengal tiger, but not a jaguar or panther?

  4. I think the panther, jaguar, and buccaneer should be in the insta-lose tier. Panthers and jaguars, I thought, were faster than lions, and buccaneers have guns

  5. dolphin would fuck anybody up in water if they wanted to, those noses can shatter bones.
    and eagles dont specify species and Harpy eagles have 6ft+ wingspans and talons the same size as grizzly bear claws

  6. Idk man a patriot would definitely have a musket with a bayonet.

  7. The only one I’m confident you can take is the cardinal, everything else is a bird of prey, and jungle cat, or an unhinged man with a gun, or some other large mammal that has a long recorded history of fucking people up.

  8. Seems like we should know about the Dolphin.

    Fighting in the water?

  9. Mother Teresa would fuck you up son. Saints ain’t nothing to mess with

  10. I would put Jaguar and Panther in tier one. Also, you are not beating a Dolphin in a fight(unless on land). Doubt anyone could beat an eagle as well(assuming no weapons)

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