The Washington Sentinels or perhaps even the Little Giants?

Miller Lite will stop them by having great taste and being less filling… oh, you meant the sun.
Every defense in the league. Still have the same trash ass quarterback.

Cowboys WR’s trying to catch a ball at AT&T Stadium:
Any team with a mid defense.
Jerry Jones.
Cooper DeJean
πππ
It will be Dak. Canβt stay healthy.
Itβs okay Pickens stops himself with wide open drops

The playoffs
Cowboys also double down on goofy
Funny, but I was gonna say 90% of the NFL.
The regular season.
Pickens sometimes has the most amazing catches you’ve ever seen, and the rest of the time, he’s dropping easy passes while being a complete drama queen. So good luck with that
2/3rds of the league?
they’re acting like pickens and dak are insane players or sum
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Act of God
Every team in the NFL π€£
Don’t worry, Dak Prescott will stop himself
Jerry Jones
Dak will

Fuck dem boys!
The Washington Sentinels or perhaps even the Little Giants?

Miller Lite will stop them by having great taste and being less filling… oh, you meant the sun.
Every defense in the league. Still have the same trash ass quarterback.

Cowboys WR’s trying to catch a ball at AT&T Stadium:
Any team with a mid defense.
Jerry Jones.
Cooper DeJean
πππ
It will be Dak. Canβt stay healthy.
Itβs okay Pickens stops himself with wide open drops

The playoffs
Cowboys also double down on goofy
Funny, but I was gonna say 90% of the NFL.
The regular season.
Pickens sometimes has the most amazing catches you’ve ever seen, and the rest of the time, he’s dropping easy passes while being a complete drama queen. So good luck with that
2/3rds of the league?
they’re acting like pickens and dak are insane players or sum
Dak will stop it
NFC Divisional Round.
The Arlington Renegades
Eagles, Commanders, & Jerry Jones.