Mel Kiper Reporting on the Pope selection (Better Quality)
May 9, 2025
Mel Kiper Reporting on the Pope selection (Better Quality)
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But wait until you hear about those other cardinals’ pre-Conclave interviews. You put a rosary install in front of them and they couldn’t tell a Hail Mary from an Our Father.
None of the other cardinals went to his birthday party
Pope was drafted in the second round so he went waaaaaay before sanders.
Bet Mel is pissed. He didn’t know Chicago was gonna trade up to get the pick
I do now regret phoning Sanders in a faux Italian accent telling him he’d be the new Pope.
This joke is even better the 10th time its shown up as yet another low effort format
Mel kiper probably didn’t even have this man on his draft board lmao

Can you imagine if the pope draft happened during the nfl draft and this guy got drafted by the Vatican before shedeur got drafted by the fucking browns
Todd Todd Todd Todd Todd Todd Todd you just have to ask what the cardinals were thinking with their pick passing on the pure talent that was available
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But wait until you hear about those other cardinals’ pre-Conclave interviews. You put a rosary install in front of them and they couldn’t tell a Hail Mary from an Our Father.
None of the other cardinals went to his birthday party
Pope was drafted in the second round so he went waaaaaay before sanders.
Bet Mel is pissed. He didn’t know Chicago was gonna trade up to get the pick
I do now regret phoning Sanders in a faux Italian accent telling him he’d be the new Pope.
This joke is even better the 10th time its shown up as yet another low effort format
Mel kiper probably didn’t even have this man on his draft board lmao

Can you imagine if the pope draft happened during the nfl draft and this guy got drafted by the Vatican before shedeur got drafted by the fucking browns
Todd Todd Todd Todd Todd Todd Todd you just have to ask what the cardinals were thinking with their pick passing on the pure talent that was available