#DallasCowboys Fish at 6 Live! One Move to ‘The Most Dangerous Offense in the #NFL !’

#DallasCowboys Fish at 6 Live! One Move to ‘The Most Dangerous Offense in the #NFL !’

The most dangerous offense in the NFL. I’m Mike Fischer, your trusty and trusty reporter. This the Fishbowl. That is the star. Hey, a correction. Thursday is the day. This week we’re inside the Star, which I’ll get to in a moment. The most dangerous offense in the NFL. Dak Prescott, Big Biscuit at tight end. CD Lamb GP the good fellas rookie Jaydon Blue involved talking skill position now and then Dez Bryant friend of the show says and then you just got to go get Nick Chub diddly diddly dink and that’s the view of Dez Bryant that’s what would make the Cowboys the most dangerous offense in the NFL here we go top 10 takes uh thank you to Broken Halo thank you to Tony Fischer to Jim Law who rehabbing and Sugar, who’s also rehabbing from a weekend with the grandkids. Item one, just sign Chub and play Chub and Blue. I’m interested in what you think about in Cowboys Nation. 75,000 fish heads in Cowboy Nation. Can’t be wrong, but straight dope, no bullsh, I have to lean on the facts that I see and the facts that I’m told. The Cowboys could have signed Nick Chub. I assume not expensively and instead they signed Javvante and Miles Sanders. Then they drafted Blue. Then they drafted Phil. Hunter Lipkkey is still here by the way as well. We’re going to get to him. There’s six bongs on the wall for those of you who like and bike. So Dez, and I admire uh Dez’s passion for this. He he is he is a great booster of the Dallas Cowboys. Loves the Cowboys even still and forever. What I would respond to, what I would say back to Dez is, “Let me know when the Browns are interested in Chub and then I’ll be interested in Chub.” Smith Man, you’re right. Chub, he’s a quality guy. He’s a fan favorite in Cleveland. He works his tail off. Uh he’s he’s gone through some major injury issues now. And last year he averaged three yards per carry. And the Browns have moved along. If he signed with the Browns right now, he would be fourth string. I don’t want the Browns fourth stringer to be my starting running back. But I think we do see some of the vision. It’s just not going to be Chub. It could be somebody else. It’d be really good if somehow some What if Jayon Blue was really somehow someway a real Gibbslike in Detroit NFL starting running back? Speaking of running backs, Mr. Everything, this did kind of skip under the radar a little bit last week and so we wrote about it at cowboyscountry.com. We invite you to go there and we also invite you to come find us not only at cowboyscountry.com but now at Tik Tok. What’s Tik Tok? I don’t know. Why you on it? I don’t know. What do you do on it? I don’t know. But I’m doing it by God. And I invite you to do the same. I think I need uh a skill followers in order to monetize that. So, I’m in no hurry, but come come on over. Goose Woodson. Today’s my birthday along with Michael Parsons. I wish my name was Goose Woodson. Goose Woodson. Private dick. Here’s the quote from Shotti. He was talking about running backs. Yeah, Javvante and competition and Phil and Blue and and then before the conversation could go away, he grabs the steering wheel of the press conference and says, “I’d be remissed if I don’t bring up Hunter Lipkkey.” Carrie Turnfish Premium. Hey, how do I get circle in the Star? Ask the fellas or ladies, they’ll show you how. I think when you’re on TikTok, you have to do dances. I believe that’s correct. It is the uh it’s not the originator of kittens dancing on piano, but it’s darn good at it. Three seconds of a kitten dancing on piano. I will do uh between two and 10 minutes of a kitten dancing on piano. Brian C. Fish huge shout out to Marsha’s late father on this Memorial Day. Yes, indeed. $5 pitch in the super chat. Uh it is a um it it is worth more than just a moment. And a bunch of you have asked about that. the flag. Marsha’s father, uh, the great Shane passed away at the age of 946 96. And, um, the ceremony here in North Texas, uh, his burial was attended by uh, naval personnel. Uh my father-in-law was a pilot in the Korean War, fighter pilot and the whole works. Uh and never talked about it. I think the only thing he ever said was about the night that they had to turn off all their lights and fly fly ac across a foreign continent across the water across the water in the dark. And then that’s that’s the end of that. That’s the end of what he said, but I mean it was a very official naval funeral and then Marca was presented with that and uh we we have this in my office and uh and honored to have it. So, thank you for bringing that up. I’d be remiss for not talking about Hunter Lipkkey. He’s playing some running back for us. He’s playing some fullback. He’s playing some tight end. and all he does is do everything well. So therefore, when you’re putting together your 53man roster, as we have done, you can get it at cowboyscountry.com. You can also find it here on the fish report. The 50 Mike Fischer’s 53man roster projection. You might want to put Hunter Lipkkey in there since the coach just said he’s our everything, which is a B a wonderful BeeGe song. my everything. Item three, controversy. Um, have you noticed how often I bash ESPN? Why do you think I do that? Cuz they deserve it. I was We were in an airport a couple years ago and it was Orlavski, but it could have been anybody doing the clown bit and they were ranking the top. They’re ranking the NFC East quarterbacks and I was with I don’t know if I was Richie or with Richie Wit or with Marsha or somebody and I’m like watch watch this. He won’t put Dak second or third. He will either put him first or fourth. And Richie andor Sugar knew exactly what I was talking about. There’s no traction if you put the highest profile guy on the highest profile team. If you say he’s second or third out of four, it could be true, but you don’t get any traction. So, we’re watching this day and I mean, this is at a time when the NFC East’s quarterbacks were I don’t know, Carson Wentz, Tyrod Taylor, and Nicki McNuggets. And put him fourth. Put Dak fourth. Put Dak behind Carson Lance. put him behind Nicki McNuggets, put him behind Tit McGee, I think Tit McGee was third and Dak was fourth and it’s just made up that it’s ridiculous. Um, at Cowboys Country.com right now, our man Nick Faria has put together his rankings and I must say NFC needs to change a little bit. You have to be fair to you don’t have to be fair to Russell Wilson if you don’t want to. Russell Wilson for all his accomplishments is with the Giants is the number four quarterback in this division. The number one quarterback in this division based on his accomplishments is Jaylen Herz. Number two with a bullet is Jaden Daniels. And by the way, I think this is inarguable. And Dak Prescott’s third. I don’t even think it’s an argument. I don’t think it’s controversial. I don’t think Dak fans would rush to his defense and argue against it. I don’t think Dak hadis would put him lower. I don’t think Dak Lovers would put him higher. Especially coming off the injury based on Look at what we just saw out of Jaylen and Jaden. Look at what we just saw. Dak Dak hasn’t accomplished anything like those guys accomplished last year. So Dak’s third in the division and uh let’s climb West Texas. Could you imagine the Cowboys picking up Amari Cooper? We’d have the best receiver. No. No. No. Because you would have a very unhappy Amari Cooper sitting on the bench making a million dollars. No. I told you no on Amari Cooper from the very start. Once again, in conflict with some media powerhouses. I’m just a broken down old sports writer here for my looks. media powerhouses who continue to talk about Amari Cooper, people at ESPN included, as if he’s in the same breath. Some of them put him in the same class with George Pickkins. What games are you watching? He’s not even close. Amari Cooper got benched in the playoffs by the Bills and nobody seems to know it except me. Item four, we are writing about this and I’m working on this at cowboyscountry.com. Actually, Lon Holyfield is the uh foundation of this national media Cowboys defensive lineman. Payton Turner is on the verge of being a breakout star. Diddly diddly dink. Payton who? Peyton Turner’s been in the league half a decade. He was a first round pick. number 21 overall pick uh in the 2021 draft. So, he’s played 2021, 2022, 2020, four years in the league. And I’m not saying saying that he hasn’t been an efficient run stopper, blah blah blah or whatever. Um, but he’s got a one-year contract, $2 half million dollars. That’s not a star. It’s not a He’s not going to break out. He might be helpful. He’s not even going to start. So, you got a breakout star who’s been in the league, his fifth year in the league on a one-year, 2 million and a half contract that nobody else particularly wanted. And he’s going to break out as a runto stopping defensive lineman off the bench. Jay Craw dogs, you need to beat the YouTube algorithms. Oh, if only I could. You need likes. You need comments. You have giveaways, which you never have a chance. If you use comments instead of chat, you would rock. I don’t even know what you’re talking about. But I’m all in. I will look up comments versus chat. Are you talking about comments below after the show as opposed to chat? Because let me tell you something, Jay Cra. If I go a hell with chat, we’re going to comments. There’ll be 20,000 people who will burn down my house, but I’m I I will look. Marsha will take a note of it. Use use do giveaways. 75,000 people could enter and they don’t have a chance because you use chat instead of comments. Actually, we use both if you’re talking about the comments below. But we’ll look into it. the value of chat versus comments or you can continue to explain it to me because I’m a dope Payton Turner breakout star. Let’s tap the brakes a little bit. Item five. Um, speaking of ESPN, I don’t mean to do the whole thing on ESPN, but boy, Jeremy Fowler uh uh went to bed on this one and probably got a raise. He completely made up Jaylen Ramsay to the Cowboys. completely made it up. It’s not It’s just not there. If If that changes in a month or a day or a week or a year, I’ll let you know. He just made it up. I don’t know how else to say it. But now there’s the cottage industry. So, now here come the stories about all the other quarterbacks that may or may not be available. uh uh top three landing spots for Jaier Alexander in Green Bay, Dallas. There’s never that’s conversations never happened. There’s no connection between the Cowboys and Jer Alexander, but ESPN started this thing and now it’s a thing. And I I do I get a little frustrated um cuz I’m I’m trying to put the trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube cuz it never should have been squeezed out. But ESPN does what it does. That’s why we have a saying around here. And you can get the t-shirt below. Sleeves or not. Sleeves optional in the Uncle Fish store. Thank you. Broken Halo. Get your information. Get your cowboy information. not from Bristol, but from Frisco, which is where we we hang out. I’ve never been to Bristol. And I don’t I probably will not be getting an engraved invitation anytime soon. Fish, how would you like to come visit the studio in Bristol? Is it? No, I probably will not be getting that invite. Shotti, firsttime coach, first year coach, head coach versus You tell me how much this matters. The Cowboys have three games against three other coaches who are in their first goround, at least with this team. One of them is the new head coach of the Raiders. It’s not exactly his first goound. Pet Carol been doing this for about 50 years, but it’s his first time with the Raiders. Spencer Reynolds Fish, how about everybody here just do everything? Like, comment, participate in chat, and share. Yes. Like, hit the like button right now, would you please? Would uh 77 people please hit the like button right now? Let’s see what it’s all about. I don’t know. I’m just a broken down old man. Hit the like button, please, on the count of three. Three, two, one, and then chat. And also comment. I’m so dumb. Marcia, what’s the difference between chat and comment? I don’t know. I thought they were I thought one of them was just now live and the other is the people that watch it later. That’s what we still want to say something. But what but we’re here to learn. I don’t know. Roger M. Shotti’s been in the league 22 years. Yeah. firstear head coach. Aaron Glenn, Jets, firstear head coach. Ben Johnson, Bears, firstear head coach. Topa, you comment in the chat. What? Isn’t that what we’re doing? Michael Cox, Fish, whatever it takes to help your show, we’re in. I know. I just don’t know what it takes. I wish I I wish I wish we could help each other. There’s part of me that’s honestly there’s part of me that’s going, we have 75,000 people here. Somebody somebody surely can come give you a lesson. I got 75,000 people that give me a lesson. No. Isn’t there somebody that lives around here that could actually be here in the flesh? Sure. Show you how it’s done. 100%. Because it’s not going to be me. No. If I if I extended that invitation, you know how many people would say, “I’ll be there. I’ll be there tomorrow at six.” Fish. Well, you better be careful what you wish for. You better have your credentials ready. Get your credentials ready. And then Marsha, you better cook up some chili. I already did that today. MP $2 pitching. I think Shotti is going to be a sneaky good as a head coach. Here’s why. First of all, the evidence so far is thumbs up. Here’s why what you’re saying has validity. MP. It’s the number one reason. And I’m proud to say I think I’m the only person in Cowboys Nation that’s thought of this because I’m a genius. Shotti’s 51 when he was in his late 30s. He was just as big a hot shot as Kellen Moore, Aaron Glenn, Ben John. He was just as big a deal. just as big a deal. And then not unlike Kell Moore, a couple times he didn’t get the job. Then the next thing next thing you know the cycle moves on and he’s not hot anymore. But he was of of his day. He was the Kell Moore of his day. He was the Aaron Glenn of his day. So if you can be a hot shot that everybody wants to hire that you finished second for all these jobs for a couple years, everybody almost wants to hire at 39. Why can’t you still be a hot shot at 51? You’re a better coach at 51 than you were at 39. So, I think that’s a I think that is a foundational reason to be optimistic about Shotti. This league thought Shotti was a hottie 12 years ago. Why can’t he be now? Item seven, Dak Prescott is going to win an award this year. He’s going to win comeback player of the year. Rick Charlton, who said Kell Moore was a hot shot? Oh, Rick, come on. Really? He he he’s been on everybody’s interview list for three years and he kept finishing second. Who’s a good great high-profile player who’s coming back after a difficult injury year? I got four of them. If I’m missing one, yell at me. Aiden Hutchinson coming back. Rasheed Rice coming back. and hopefully not going to jail. I mean, hopefully for his family and the chiefs anyway. I don’t care one way or the other. Personally, I really think that when you drive 110 miles an hour weaving in and out of traffic on a Saturday evening by SMU with your buddy in the other car and he’s also going 110 and weaving and 13 cars 13 cars almost crash and 13 people almost die. I think you should get punished for it, but I’m not a law enforcement official. Aiden Hutchinson, Rasheed Rice, Chris McCaffrey, and Dak. One of those four guys is going to win comeback player of the year. Now, I appreciate that Dearvian Overshon wants to win it, but he’s going to play less than half a year. Gerald Beasley and Fish, Dax’s going to win Super Bowl MVP. Come on. If Dak wins comeback player of the year, it will have meant that he had a good year and that the Cowboys did too. Mark it down. Dak Prescott says Mike Fischer is going to win NFL comeback player of the year. Randy Minich, Uncle Fish Premium. And Randy, I pictured you as a crusty old crust. He just said Dak Prescott says you’re going to be the MVP. Dak Prescott. Mike Fischer says Dak Prescott’s going to be the comeback player. Dak Prescott does not thinking about Mike Fischer. Tasty Dingleberry, which is a terrible worst name I’ve ever heard of. Uh Colin Coulson, Eric Banime used to be on the hot list until people started realizing and recalling he does he he’s never called plays and players don’t like him. But otherwise, Eric Benemy. Yeah, it’s a great idea. Randy Minich, I pictured you. Didn’t you think Randy Mench was a crusty old grandpa sitting in his big old grandpa chair eating a TV dinner and telling his wife MNA, “Give me some more TV dinner. I’m watching fish.” Well, now it turns out Randy Minnitch is smoking a fatty watching Uncle Fish. Oh my gosh. Do you know how naive we are as a couple when it comes to certain aspects of the world? Say what you just don’t don’t embar Don’t be embarrassed. Say what you just said. What’s a fatty? Say it louder. What’s a fatty? What’s a fatty? 50% of this household doesn’t know what it is. And a 100% of this household has never seen one, heard one, smelt one, or smoked one. We also don’t know who a young lady named Lato is. L A T O. But we’re gonna find out because he’s coming to a game. Taylor Swift. The Chiefs have Taylor Swift. God bless her. There’s a girl named LT. L A T O. Boy, here we go. Very pretty young woman. Very pretty face. Why she only got one name? Oh boy. Like Sher. She’s exactly like Sher. If I could turn back time. Having one name like Sher as far as that goes. Yeah, but she’s love lovely girl. Exactly like lovely girl. So, uh, Hely Seinfeld, they got her in Buffalo, Taylor. Michael Parsons was asked and answered because he that’s what he does. If you could get one celebrity to come to a game, who would it be? And he goes, “Male or female?” And obviously, I don’t care what male you want to come to the game. Denzel Washington. I don’t care what female. And he says, “Latto. I don’t know who she is, but here’s why I care. He says, “If Lato showed up to our game and got wild, whatever that means, I would have five sacks in that game.” Marsha, I’m just I don’t know if you can say that or not. I say it’s you. Yeah. Don’t say it’s a national on a national television program in front of millions. I’m not very good at math. diddly diddly dink. 17* 5 might be 85. Micah, get L, whoever she is, to come to the game every game. Date Lau and Micah Parsons is going to have 85 sacks. That’s a record. Oh my god. My god. You’re not a fan of L? I’m looking at L’s Instagram. It’s quite something. But she doesn’t wear a seat belt. She’s not wearing a seat belt. She might not be around long enough to make it to She’s got a very pretty face, right? Well, what what I think she’s got a very pretty face. Does it? And then because I’m married, I don’t look at anything. Uh, you know, as as as women used to say to men, wellendowed women say, “My eyes are up here.” So, get your eyes up here. All I know about LTO is that she’s got a a pretty little round face. Item nine, OTAA media is Thursday, not Tuesday. Now, whether this is in chat, what’s the other thing? Chat versus what? Uh, comments. Chat or comments. I don’t care. Both of them. Tell me what you want me to look for. You’re going to walk into OTAA OTAAS with me on Thursday and our eyes are going to be trained on Boom and then we’re going to move over here at Boom. Then let’s see if we can sneak back there and check out Boom. What do you want us to see Thursday at OTAAS in the comments in the chat uh or on Tik Tok at Fish SportsCowboys? Tell me what you want and I will deliver. Item 10. Uh, we’ll do this tomorrow morning. Breakfast at Fishes, 8 a.m. Lando does a breakdown. Uh, Jay on Blue mentioned the other day, my goal is to win offensive rookie of the year. And we talked about how uh Emtt Smith once said his goals and wrote them down on a piece of paper and put them in a cookie jar. Let’s break down. Could Could Jayon Blue really win Rookie of the Year? Uh, Smith fan, thank you for your $5 pitch in. And everybody who’s commenting on what you want us to look for at OTAAS, I’m I really am. I’m going to write them all down. Chats, comments, criticisms, critiques, and anything else that begins with C. And we’re going to take them into OTAAS. Breakfast at fishies tomorrow morning 8 a.m. Jaden Blue here’s how he can win rookie of the year. That and cowboyscountry.com now for more fish. Fish out.

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