#DallasCowboys Fish at 6 LIVE: the No. 1 reason the #philadelphiaeagles CANNOT win the NFC East

#DallasCowboys Fish at 6 LIVE: the No. 1 reason the #philadelphiaeagles CANNOT win the NFC East

The Dallas Cowboys hated rival, the Philadelphia Eagles, cannot win the NFC East in 2025. Dink. What? Let’s dig in. I’m Mike Fischer, your trusty and trusted reporter. The odds of the Cowboys winning, I’m talking about the oddsmakers now. I’m not talking about you. I’m not talking about me. They are long. That of course has happened despite the major changes. You change from McCarthy to Shotti. You go get George Pickins. Instead of letting 13 guys walk out the building, you bring in 13 guys. Major changes. Now all you got to do is dethrone the Eagles, Super Bowl champions. Oh, and by the way, you got to dethrone the Washington Commanders, too. They went to the NFC Championship game. It’s worth noting that the Eagles have made a lot of changes and they’re probably fine. And Washington very much in go for it mode. Let’s go get Debo. Let’s go get uh Larry Tonsel. So, they’ve done some stuff and then the Giants are trying to be a respectful last place team. They’re probably trying to do more than that, but that that’s what it seems like they’ll be. But considering the Eagles [Music] dominance last year and then understanding the schizophrenic nature of the NFC East going back a long time. Yeah, it’s funny that you would mention that uh you guys are mentioning the Jim Marshall, the death of Jim Marshall. There’s there’s my Jim Marshall. Um that’s Paul Krauss, Jim Marshall, Gary Larson, Allan Paige, Carl Eller, all signed. Uh obviously, as you you may know, I grew up uh I grew up a Viking boy. So, yeah, rest in peace to uh one of the greatest. And I did meet him once, just by reputation. Not only one of the greatest players of all time, one of the greatest people of all time in football in Jim Marshall. Rest in peace. You don’t repeat in this division. You just don’t. This is probably one of American sports weirdest streaks. And when we compare what happens in the NFC East to what happens in the other divisions, highest profile, most successful division in football, and I’m going to prove that a different winner for 20 straight years, you don’t repeat in this division. And when we talk about the Cowboys have a tough schedule, you know who else has a tough schedule? Everybody in the NFC East cuz they play each other. I was having this conversation last night at the Cowboys club about the Steelers and this guy’s going, “Man, the Steelers have a tough schedule.” I said I said without looking at it, they probably have the same exact schedule as the Ravens. They have the same tough schedule. And who’s going to win that division? Whoever beats whom when the Ravens play the Steelers. With all due respect, maybe to the Bengals. Same thing here. If you’re a Washington fan and you’re honestly looking at the schedule, you’re going, “Holy smokes, we got to play the Eagles twice. We got to play the Cowboys twice. We got to play.” That’s how it works. Nick Walker, bleep the Eagles. Sure. That’s part of the theme of this program because history says the Eagles will get bleeped. No team has repeated as an NFC East champion since the Eagles won back-to-back titles in 2003 and then 2004. Are you kidding me? In each of the NFL’s other seven divisions, just to show you how it’s supposed to work, how wild this is. Stephen Texas fish. When will the commanders return to being the Redskins? Never. This owner Josh Harris has already said, “We’re not going there. We’re we’re going to build a zillion dollar stadium. It’s not going to be rickety like everything else that the Cowboys at the Redskins and the Commanders and the football team ever did. Everything they ever did was rickety. They’re going to have a beautiful new stadium and they’re going to be the commandos. In each of the NFL’s seven other divisions, they experience repeat winners all the time. Um, the Buffalo Bills win the AFC East every year. I think they’ve won it four straight years, right? The Titans in the South won it 20, won it three straight years. Bengals at the same time, two straight years. Chiefs, well, Chiefs win it every year, forever. Buccaneers have won the NFC South a couple straight times. Three, I think. Yeah, 21, 22, 23. Green Bay Packers won that division in 1920 and 21. 49ers won their division 22 and 23. And then the Eagles repeated 20 years ago. And yes, there’s other examples. The Patriots in the AFC East being dominant forever. There’s other examples in all the other divisions. just not in this division. The last time an NFC East team repeated, and remember cuz you live it. This is a this is a division where all four of the teams are what the league considers flagship franchises. You ever thought of that? With all due respect, the Arizona Cardinals aren’t a flagship franchise. St. Louis Rams aren’t a flagship franchise. Not say they don’t matter. They’re not a foundational franchise. going back to the beginning of football time in many cases. Hall of Fame players, Hall of Fame coaches, every team has won a Super Bowl obviously in this division or more, but they’ve never had a repeat champ in the last 20 years. Here’s what the world was like 20 years ago. Douglas Sloan, didn’t the Rams move back to LA? Yes. Making them nonfoundational. That’s that’s a that’s a good way to define how you’re not foundational when you change cities like Marsha changes her stockings 20 years ago. Stockings. The Eagles are coached by Andy Reid. The quarterback was Donovan McNab throwing the ball in the dirt and their star receiver and other star player most notable other player was Terrell Owens. Wonk wonk the Redskins 20 years ago. You they had two quarterbacks at split time. You can’t name them. This is the 75,000 fish heads in Cowboy Nation. Nobody knows more about NFC East football than you do. And you can’t name them without looking them up. So, I’m just going to tell you 20 years ago, Patrick Ramsay and Mark Brunell split starts in that year 20 years ago in Washington. Well, no matter. They weren’t very good. And the Cowboys about that time had a kind of a New York flavor. New York City. Uh we’re still at Texas Stadium. The coach is Bill Parcels and the quarterback’s Vinnie Testie. That’s how long ago it was. Oh, and by the way, Giants had a first year coach in Tom Coughlin. He decided to bench Curt Warner and put in a kid, a rookie named Eli Manning. That’s how long ago. And Johnny, you again, you’re you’re you’re you’re right and we love you, but you’re Captain Obvious. We are very aware that the Cowboys haven’t won a Super Bowl in 30 years. We are acutely aware of it and that the Eagles have had more recent success in the Cowboys, but not repeating as champions. Spiral Ben’s Analytics, I don’t know what that is, says that in week one, the final score will be Philadelphia 44, Dallas nine, and the Dak will get sacked times eight times. So, here’s the deal. And I don’t know anything about Spiral. I don’t know anything about Ben’s analytics. You might you might be pulling that out of your stockings. I don’t know. I will take that bet. Are you telling me that they are really predicting that the Cowboys are going to lose by 35 points? Deal. I’ll I’ll bet you $1,000. The Cowboys don’t lose by 35 points. Deal. So So I’m picking the Eagles to win by 34 or fewer. I’ll bet you $1,000. Let’s not be stupid, VJ. Each year is a new year. But is it? I hear you. But is there a reason for this? Is it because of salary cap, free agency, NFL drafts, and the fixed schedule? Is it because here here’s my theory. This division over the course of time has been the toughest division football, the best division football, the most productive division in football. So, I talk a lot about how difficult it is to climb the Super Bowl mountain again. That’s going to be a Chief’s challenge. We’re going to do it again. That’s hard. It’s why I think the Buffalo Bills, Jim Kelly, Marv Levy, I think that’s one of the greatest football teams ever assembled because they kept going four years and never never ran out of the desire to to climb that impossible mountain one more time. What if the NFC East is that? What if the reason that teams don’t repeat is in this division because for the last 20 years it’s hard. I think the commanders have gained ground on the Eagles and I know the Cowboys are better than they were last year. We know what Dak Prescott’s Cowboys do against the Eagles. We know what the Cowboys traditionally do against Washington. We know what they do against the Giants. Um, one of the betting sites says Philadelphia is the heavy favorite at – 145, followed by the Commanders plus 222, Longot Cowboys plus 600, and then Miracle Longshot Giants at plus 3,000. So, I’m not I’m not saying I’m betting on this. I’m just saying we do have a 20-year track record that I don’t know that the gambling sites take into account. It can’t just be an accident, can it? There’s got to 20 years. There’s got to be a reason. Dustin Peterson, would you please everybody like, subscribe, and hit the notification bell. And this isn’t my fault. Many things are. Uh the notification bell doesn’t always work on YouTube. I mean, I I I take the heat and I take the blame for a lot of the fups around here. This this this show is a cluster buck, but the notification bell should work. So, go get you one. And then also know 8 am every morning, 6 pm every night. We’re pretty much here. You almost don’t even not need a bell for that. Johnny Luxury 30 years is not an accident. I agree. Johnny, you’re doing it again. I mean, it’s cute. It’s Johnny. It’s adorable. And you know, you’re one of my 75,000 favorite fish heads in Kabu Nation, but you’re doing it again. You’re you’re mastering the obvious. And it’s also it’s almost and and and you’re not the only one that does this. It’s almost it’s almost speaking of mastering it’s almost masturbatory. You’re just you’re just circlejerking yourself. You’re not you’re not getting yourself anywhere. We We know that it’s been 30 years and I’ve pinpointed why. I know why. And by the way, it’s not just that the Cowboys haven’t won the Super Bowl in 30 years. They haven’t been great very often. Not very often. And again, not even great enough to get to an NFC Championship game. They’re not alone. There’s other teams that haven’t won the Super Bowl as well. But this is a Cowboy show. It’s not a Lion show, not a Brown show. If you include the playoffs, the Eagles last year went six and one against the East. Dak Prescott hurt. They beat the Cowboys by a combined score of 75-13. Gh. They beat the Giants by a combined score of 48-6. BL. And against the Commanders in three games, they scored 114 points. I’m not taking anything away from what the Giants did last year. I’m saying that just like the 30-year drought, there’s a reason. Damn right there is. And I know what it is. He’s in New York City today, by the way. The reason. Yes, he is. Jerry, what are you doing in New York City today? You got an owner’s meeting by yourself. What are you doing up? You’re going shopping. What are you doing? He’s just playing with toys. Playing with toys. Uh, should we should we tell the true story? Jerry Jones this morning was in Manhattan. My spies tell me at the Legos store. Don’t say those of you who think that Jerry can’t build something, that she can build. I bet you he could build some at the Lego store. True story. That is exclusive. Exclusive. You only hear that information here. Jerry Jones this morning at the Lego score store in Manhattan. Let’s see who that Huh. We’ll see who picks that up. Then it proves that they watch. Oh, one of Marsha’s little games is she likes to watch I like to drop little Easter eggs in here. Yeah, she likes to drop her Easter eggs. She likes to sometimes watch the rest of the media and how two days from now Jerry Jones being in Manhattan at a Lego store will like end up on like on a website but it won’t say according to cowboyscountry.com or Mike Fisher. It’ll just kind of happen. Yeah, I got straight from the He gets straight dope. No bulls. Straight from the horse’s camera. I got it. I’m not gonna say I’m the only person who knows it because I assume his wife Jean knows it. So there’s only there’s only a couple of us that know it. Jean knows he’s in Manhattan. Sugar, me, and now 75,000 of you. I’m not taking anything away from what the Eagles did. I’m not giving the Cowboys credit for winning Super Bowls, Johnny Luxury, in the last 30 years cuz they didn’t. Thank you for reminding us. They pounded the NFC East last year. Want me to do it again? Six and one record overall. Cowboys combined score 75-13. Giants combined score of 48-6 and against the Commandos in three games scored 114 points. The evidence based on that says the Eagles are good enough to repeat. That’s one year of evidence. I’m telling you about the 20 years of evidence. Sean Stevenson, $5 pitch in. What team has two number ones on their roster? I don’t know what you mean. Mean number one jerseys number one. I I don’t know what you mean, but I appreciate the $5 pitch in the super chat. Maybe we can clarify after the show and we’ll have a conversation. David Felt, love your show. Love you back. Uh Allan Wright, they did in fact they they lose coordinators every year in Philadelphia. You would think that might catch up with them at one point. They’ve taken their quarterback coach now and he’s the play caller. Of course, Nick Serriiani, he doesn’t run the offense. He doesn’t run the defense. He he yells at fans. That’s what he does. Uh anybody that thinks that Dak Prescott’s going to be traded anytime in the next two years does not understand the salary cap. You as a Cowboy fan, maybe you’re kind of casual, so you get to think that, but you probably read it somewhere. And if you read it on a website or heard it from a media person that that’s going to be traded, you should quit following that media person and you should get off that website. It’s not how it works salary capwise. It virtually cannot happen. Speaking of being redundant, because I feel like we’ve we have to repeat that about three times a week. Not in the next two years. Are they cutting Dak or trading Dak? Oh, I see. Which teams? Dustin Peterson, you’re not wrong about Big Dom. Big Dom is like the most powerful. He’s like a a bodyguard that’s also like the team vice president. Very strange. Yeah, I I’m sorry. I didn’t even see the comment about who thinks he’s going to be traded. It doesn’t matter. And I’m not trying to make fun of you, but don’t don’t go have that conver don’t say that Dak’s going to be traded in front of smart Cowboy fans because you’ll be showing your ass. You know what? Don’t don’t don’t show your ass. You ever seen a man’s ass? It’s not great. It’s not It’s not good. Uh Robert, how can you say that and he’s not done it year after year? Are we talking about Dak? What do you mean? Is that what you were t Are we Are we doing this again? Salary capwise, it is virtually impossible for a football team to do business and trade a player with a contract like Dax. That’s not a, by the way, that’s this isn’t a debate. It’s not like I say this and then you say the counter. It’s I say this and you say yes, sir. Thank you. May I have another? That’s how this works when it comes to when it comes to facts. Does that make [Laughter] sense, Everett? Are we just arguing now? I guess, but we’re arguing about whether or not the the grass is green. The evidence on what the Eagles did in the last 12 months says they can repeat. The evidence in the NFC East for the last 20 years says the Eagles will not win the NFC East. Book it. Kind of fish out.

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