Cardinals After Dark 6/5

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1. I heard Jonathan India farts into jars and opens them when he needs a pick-me-up

2. I’m ready for a series against a team nobody can say ahead of time has a bad offense….

3. Left Libby in too long. Should’ve pulled him way earlier

4. We’re in for an interesting series against the Dodgers.

5. 0-1 in the we can fuck everybody era

6. Doubleheaders are hard to sweep. We’ve been losing a lot of opening games. But Sonny needs to to take the first tomorrow

7. Oh no the dodgers are starting(opener maybe) an 8 era lefty we are cooked

8. not a big deal bc we are gonna sweep the dodgers 

9. For some reason Derrick Goold is using commas in game times. It seems the July 4th game against the Cubs is at 1,20 pm.

10. I’m not optimistic in the team’s ability to move past the Cubs in the rankings (unless the Cubs somehow have a complete collapse).

11. Tyrese Haliburton has been absolutely balling this playoffs. Has had like 5 signature moments just this postseason alone.