Victor Wembanyama was spotted at a Shaolin temple with his head shaved.
June 8, 2025
Victor Wembanyama was spotted at a Shaolin temple with his head shaved.
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My cultured king
Tim Duncan arc loading…
2025 version of Tim Duncan
Surprisingly Unsurprising
he cut the fro 🥀
He’s a remarkably cultured young man,I ought to try and follow in his footsteps to some degree.
Unbelievable aura
What if he just decided to stay at a monastery and becomes the biggest ‘what if’ in nba history?
Game of Death remake looking promising
I love how cultured this kid is.
Always reading books, well informed, mature in how he speaks. Instead of frivolous spending and lavish living. He’s out there exploring the world and learning new things. I hope he has a long healthy impactful career in the NBA. You need him around as a role model.
Don’t let Wemby enter the 36th chamber or the league is cooked
Dalai Wembanyalama
He is literally trying to have good off seasons, rather than get someone pregnant and asking them to send the video, i didnt say any names!
“Let go of your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty and become the wind.”
NBA teams aren’t ready for locked in and Zen Wemby
Wu Tang Wemby
He’ll comeback after learning 1000 year of martial art and will learn how to levitate and teleport into the perfect spot everytime.
It’s over.
The Next Airbender
league fucked
How can you be sure that’s him?
Doing all he can to stay 7’4
Wemby in the 60s, in Paris, would’ve overthrown the 5th republic
If Wemby learns how to open all his chakra gates the league is done for
The Spurs are desperate to keep his listed height as low as possible…. Every cm counts
Enter the 36 chambers…
I cannot believe how lucky the Spurs have been in draft positioning when team-defining centers are available.
Naval Academy graduate and all-around good dude David Robinson.
All-timer and robotic double-double machine Tim Duncan.
And now, extremely tall man of culture, Wemby.
Relax guys
This is the ritual for the next face of the league.
MJ and LeBron both had to go through this process.
29 comments
My cultured king
Tim Duncan arc loading…
2025 version of Tim Duncan
Surprisingly Unsurprising
he cut the fro 🥀
He’s a remarkably cultured young man,I ought to try and follow in his footsteps to some degree.
Unbelievable aura
What if he just decided to stay at a monastery and becomes the biggest ‘what if’ in nba history?
Game of Death remake looking promising
I love how cultured this kid is.
Always reading books, well informed, mature in how he speaks. Instead of frivolous spending and lavish living. He’s out there exploring the world and learning new things. I hope he has a long healthy impactful career in the NBA. You need him around as a role model.
Don’t let Wemby enter the 36th chamber or the league is cooked
Dalai Wembanyalama
He is literally trying to have good off seasons, rather than get someone pregnant and asking them to send the video, i didnt say any names!
“Let go of your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty and become the wind.”
NBA teams aren’t ready for locked in and Zen Wemby
Wu Tang Wemby
He’ll comeback after learning 1000 year of martial art and will learn how to levitate and teleport into the perfect spot everytime.
It’s over.
The Next Airbender
league fucked
How can you be sure that’s him?
Doing all he can to stay 7’4
Wemby in the 60s, in Paris, would’ve overthrown the 5th republic
If Wemby learns how to open all his chakra gates the league is done for
The Spurs are desperate to keep his listed height as low as possible…. Every cm counts
Enter the 36 chambers…
I cannot believe how lucky the Spurs have been in draft positioning when team-defining centers are available.
Naval Academy graduate and all-around good dude David Robinson.
All-timer and robotic double-double machine Tim Duncan.
And now, extremely tall man of culture, Wemby.
Relax guys
This is the ritual for the next face of the league.
MJ and LeBron both had to go through this process.
This is giving Kareem Abdul-Jabbar vibes!!!
Zenbanyama
This generations Kareem