He’s taking a page from that white dude on IG who trains with monks in China lol
This mf doing every possible sidequest
He staying there
Now watch this mf end up winning MVP and DPOY next year. Jalen Green you see this shit?
Bro training for when he’s next European player in line to get attacked by Draymond
If he’s willing to shave his head and spend his offseason with Shoalin monks I think he’s earned a better nickname than Wemby.
Is that Derrick White?
That could be anyone!
is he cleared on the health front? when that clot news first broke, ppl were worried it might be a career-ending thing.
good to see him running around and active. physically and spiritually.
He’s running with Tony Parker?
He’s a full time monk now.
If I had as much money as him, this would be the rogue shit I’d do as well.
Which one is Wemby?
Zenbanyama
Damn this dude is a true psycho huh
league is fucked
Is mans going for MVP or Dragon Warrior?
league is fucked once wemby blocks a shot and starts saying “your mind and body aren’t connected properly”
Dude’s going through an anime training arc lol
Dalai ‘Nyama
He is training for shaolin dunk
Alright fuck, this dude is now in my top 5 favorite dudes. Lfg Wemby!
tf is going on?
Big Monk
He’s going to start blocking shots like Darth Vader force strangling someone, god help us all
“Waaah I’m a Spurs fan and I get the most likeable superstars of a generation every time” fuck offff
This is the most Spurs player shit to ever be done by a Spurs player.
His lore is gonna be mythological when he’s done
He makes running look so satisfying and effortless. Look at that beautiful motion
His gait is so normal for someone his size, so mind boggling to look at
Zenby
Complete opposite of Scottie Barnes Roller Blading around town at 10PM at night by himself 🤣
That’s Tony Parker.
Airbender type vibe. He’ll be able to control the ball using the wind or some shit.
Making an 8 foot tall man jog is diabolical
Kareem vibes.
Tony Parker?
This Wemby timeline is awesome, lol.
Was that Tony Parker leading the way?
Y’all laughing until Wemby embraces the 3 Universal Truths, loses interest in competition and material possessions, and gives up the concept of “self”. Once he realizes he’s truly one with everything, he will know that in any competition he is both the winning team and the losing team.
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I thought Malik
He’s taking a page from that white dude on IG who trains with monks in China lol
This mf doing every possible sidequest
He staying there
Now watch this mf end up winning MVP and DPOY next year. Jalen Green you see this shit?
Bro training for when he’s next European player in line to get attacked by Draymond
If he’s willing to shave his head and spend his offseason with Shoalin monks I think he’s earned a better nickname than Wemby.
Is that Derrick White?
That could be anyone!
is he cleared on the health front? when that clot news first broke, ppl were worried it might be a career-ending thing.
good to see him running around and active. physically and spiritually.
He’s running with Tony Parker?
He’s a full time monk now.
If I had as much money as him, this would be the rogue shit I’d do as well.
Which one is Wemby?
Zenbanyama
Damn this dude is a true psycho huh
league is fucked
Is mans going for MVP or Dragon Warrior?
league is fucked once wemby blocks a shot and starts saying “your mind and body aren’t connected properly”
Dude’s going through an anime training arc lol
Dalai ‘Nyama
He is training for shaolin dunk
Alright fuck, this dude is now in my top 5 favorite dudes. Lfg Wemby!
tf is going on?
Big Monk
He’s going to start blocking shots like Darth Vader force strangling someone, god help us all
“Waaah I’m a Spurs fan and I get the most likeable superstars of a generation every time” fuck offff
This is the most Spurs player shit to ever be done by a Spurs player.
His lore is gonna be mythological when he’s done
He makes running look so satisfying and effortless. Look at that beautiful motion
His gait is so normal for someone his size, so mind boggling to look at
Zenby
Complete opposite of Scottie Barnes Roller Blading around town at 10PM at night by himself 🤣
That’s Tony Parker.
Airbender type vibe. He’ll be able to control the ball using the wind or some shit.
Making an 8 foot tall man jog is diabolical
Kareem vibes.
Tony Parker?
This Wemby timeline is awesome, lol.
Was that Tony Parker leading the way?
Y’all laughing until Wemby embraces the 3 Universal Truths, loses interest in competition and material possessions, and gives up the concept of “self”. Once he realizes he’s truly one with everything, he will know that in any competition he is both the winning team and the losing team.