I immediately thought that I will start seeing #14 jerseys with "Lumber Jac" on the back by October. It's hard to beat 'Pasquatch', but it's number one with a bullet for me. What Royals nicknames make the Top 5 for you?

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  1. I don’t think anything beats his nickname for sea lions, “sea whales”

  2. Boobalicious and Paulo “Game winning Homo” are the pinnacle of Hudlerisms, I will not be taking questions

  3. Will a guy in a lumber jac outfit with an ax on his shoulder start coming out of the hall of fame roof?

  4. He is absolutely Lumber Jac! 🪵 🪚 Those gloves, and the pose while rounding the bases where it looks like he’s carrying a downed tree on his shoulder! Or holding a bazooka.

  5. Why can’t the Royals’ announcers pronounce his name correctly? I swear they ignore one of the “n’s” every time. “Cag-lee-own” and “Cag-lee-uh-no-nay” and I’m 99% sure it’s the second one. His name is Caglianone not Caglione.

  6. I was really expecting him to go with 4 Bags Cags but Lumber Jac is great

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