Cardinals After Dark 6/30

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1. if june has taught us anything, its that our offense is abysmal when nootbaar is not performing or in the lineup

2. I like it more when we win.

3. I don’t get our offense sometimes man

4. Yucky

5. RATS.

6. I never want to see Fedde in a Cardinals uniform ever again

7. I watched that whole thing.

8. Sorry y’all, that’s on me. This was the second time I listened to the beginning of the game while driving home—the first was last Wednesday.

9. We’ve been shut out our last 3 losses. Were they all against lefties?

10. I get less bothered on games when the pitching and hitting both suck. But it’s never fun losing in Pittsburgh

11. It’d be easy to be a doomer after this one. I won’t pretend they don’t deserve it, but I also think we’ll end up winning the series. Goodnight you feathered fucks.

12. I blame the rain delay

13. I still love this team

14. Gotcho ass whipped, maties

15. Bats were afraid

16. That fucking sucked

17. To those optimists who like to shit on anyone who is not shooting rainbows out their behind every game…this is why. Fedde, mikolas are terrible. Pallante is not a playoff pitcher. The offense has been shutout for the third time in a week. I watch most games and think this team is a lot of fun, but realistically, there is no pitching in the whole org and the position players are all slightly above replacement level.

18. That concludes a 14-14 June. Definately a streaky month.

    Highlights: taking the series from the dodgers, sweeping the Sox and guardians.

    Lowlights: getting swept by the jays and the brewers series.

    17 games were played against teams over .500 (20 if you count the guardians since we are the ones that make them sink below)

19. Cardinals are on a 9 game trip. After 4 games they are 3-1. I think going in we’d all take that. It’s just a problem how they struggle against lefties. Heaney gave up 7 earned runs in his last start against the Brewers. Tonight he looked like Sandy Koufax. Is it him or us??

20. So you think baseball is fun?

21. what has gotten into the pirates over the last like 4 days

22. Waiter, that salad was awful

23. Bullpen gave up zero runs, zero walks and one hit. I find that encouraging, especially the zero walks.

24. missed the game. glad I did tbh lol.

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26. Marmol needs to keep Fedde on a shorter leash. At least we see Skenes tomorrow.