I made a full roster made with nothing but fictional animals, let’s what you think and if yall would make any adjustments
July 2, 2025
I made a full roster made with nothing but fictional animals, let’s what you think and if yall would make any adjustments
26 comments

Dog if Doof is the opposing qb all Perry has to do is take off his hat then he’ll set NFL record INTs
I hate the offseason
Stitch/tony at lb would be lethal
Let’s all get on board with the idea Bowser would make a generational d tackle.
Side to side movement
Good handwork up the middle
Ability stop runs up the middle
Also skill at breathing fire
And wrecks Italian plumbers
Barney and Baloo would be a goddamn sieve on the O-line. The defense would be eating turtle soup. Give me the Sheriff of Nottingham at guard, and Toothless at tackle.
Also, not putting Clifford the Big Red Dog at defensive tackle is just a throw.
Knuckles at MLB…Solid
I like Air bud in the redzone
But what’s the fullback package?
Can we get goofy out of this lineup? Clear weak link. Larry the lobster or DK would be generational talent.
Edit: is Clifford cheating?
This is fullback erasure and I’ll take no part in it.
Perry The Platypus?
Cornerback Perry The Platypus?
Anyone seen that really sad scene in airbud?
Why is Randle playing Corner?? The dude is liability and will cause looker room drama. Also, Goofy at Tight End? Yeah, he’s tall, but I bet he has horrible run blocking footwork and technique. You should contact Chester Cheetah and see if hes out of rehab. Now that’s a solid TE with a dusty nose.
Explain to me the logic that we’re doing Looney Toons (ie. Taz) and *not* having bugs bunny at WR. Or Road Runner, for that matter.
Beast is a big snub. MLB/OLB/TE/OL…take your pick. I might not want him in a such a cerebral position as MLB, but let’s face it – it’s more about smart instincts than actual smarts.
And personally I know Simba from Lion King would have a spot on my roster. As would Maximus from Tangled – strong, nimble, doesn’t quit, military background…checks a lot of boxes.
Ah yes, the TMNT: Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Ralph. Auto correct is a bitch, isn’t it?
I know some of these words
I would have to replace Chebacca for Grape Ape at Tackle. The Genie from Hannah Barbara should also probably take one receiver spot.
Did you mean Raph instead of Ralph? Disagree with him, he has poor discipline
Complete ass, left out the entirety of Paw Patrol
How is Chewbacca not a TE!?!
Why wouldn’t you make Tails WR2? Better receiver room chemistry as well as someone with extra height for those contested catches
Beebop & Rocksteady from TMNT would make excellent Guards. Same goes for the silverback gorilla from Tarzan (Kojack? Kerchak?)
26 comments

Dog if Doof is the opposing qb all Perry has to do is take off his hat then he’ll set NFL record INTs
I hate the offseason
Stitch/tony at lb would be lethal
Let’s all get on board with the idea Bowser would make a generational d tackle.
Side to side movement
Good handwork up the middle
Ability stop runs up the middle
Also skill at breathing fire
And wrecks Italian plumbers
Barney and Baloo would be a goddamn sieve on the O-line. The defense would be eating turtle soup. Give me the Sheriff of Nottingham at guard, and Toothless at tackle.
Also, not putting Clifford the Big Red Dog at defensive tackle is just a throw.
Knuckles at MLB…Solid
I like Air bud in the redzone
But what’s the fullback package?
Can we get goofy out of this lineup? Clear weak link. Larry the lobster or DK would be generational talent.
Edit: is Clifford cheating?
This is fullback erasure and I’ll take no part in it.
Perry The Platypus?
Cornerback Perry The Platypus?
Anyone seen that really sad scene in airbud?
Why is Randle playing Corner?? The dude is liability and will cause looker room drama. Also, Goofy at Tight End? Yeah, he’s tall, but I bet he has horrible run blocking footwork and technique. You should contact Chester Cheetah and see if hes out of rehab. Now that’s a solid TE with a dusty nose.
Explain to me the logic that we’re doing Looney Toons (ie. Taz) and *not* having bugs bunny at WR. Or Road Runner, for that matter.
Beast is a big snub. MLB/OLB/TE/OL…take your pick. I might not want him in a such a cerebral position as MLB, but let’s face it – it’s more about smart instincts than actual smarts.
And personally I know Simba from Lion King would have a spot on my roster. As would Maximus from Tangled – strong, nimble, doesn’t quit, military background…checks a lot of boxes.
Ah yes, the TMNT: Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Ralph. Auto correct is a bitch, isn’t it?
I know some of these words
I would have to replace Chebacca for Grape Ape at Tackle. The Genie from Hannah Barbara should also probably take one receiver spot.
Did you mean Raph instead of Ralph? Disagree with him, he has poor discipline
Complete ass, left out the entirety of Paw Patrol
How is Chewbacca not a TE!?!
Why wouldn’t you make Tails WR2? Better receiver room chemistry as well as someone with extra height for those contested catches
Beebop & Rocksteady from TMNT would make excellent Guards. Same goes for the silverback gorilla from Tarzan (Kojack? Kerchak?)
Qb is getting sacked every play
Leonardo is your QB