I made a full roster made with nothing but fictional animals, let’s what you think and if yall would make any adjustments

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  1. Dog if Doof is the opposing qb all Perry has to do is take off his hat then he’ll set NFL record INTs

  2. Let’s all get on board with the idea Bowser would make a generational d tackle.

    Side to side movement

    Good handwork up the middle

    Ability stop runs up the middle

    Also skill at breathing fire

    And wrecks Italian plumbers

  3. Barney and Baloo would be a goddamn sieve on the O-line. The defense would be eating turtle soup. Give me the Sheriff of Nottingham at guard, and Toothless at tackle.

    Also, not putting Clifford the Big Red Dog at defensive tackle is just a throw.

  4. Can we get goofy out of this lineup? Clear weak link. Larry the lobster or DK would be generational talent.

    Edit: is Clifford cheating?

  5. Why is Randle playing Corner?? The dude is liability and will cause looker room drama. Also, Goofy at Tight End? Yeah, he’s tall, but I bet he has horrible run blocking footwork and technique. You should contact Chester Cheetah and see if hes out of rehab. Now that’s a solid TE with a dusty nose.

  6. Explain to me the logic that we’re doing Looney Toons (ie. Taz) and *not* having bugs bunny at WR. Or Road Runner, for that matter.

  7. Beast is a big snub. MLB/OLB/TE/OL…take your pick. I might not want him in a such a cerebral position as MLB, but let’s face it – it’s more about smart instincts than actual smarts.

    And personally I know Simba from Lion King would have a spot on my roster. As would Maximus from Tangled – strong, nimble, doesn’t quit, military background…checks a lot of boxes.

  8. Ah yes, the TMNT: Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Ralph. Auto correct is a bitch, isn’t it?

  9. I would have to replace Chebacca for Grape Ape at Tackle. The Genie from Hannah Barbara should also probably take one receiver spot.

  10. Did you mean Raph instead of Ralph? Disagree with him, he has poor discipline

  11. Why wouldn’t you make Tails WR2? Better receiver room chemistry as well as someone with extra height for those contested catches

  12. Beebop & Rocksteady from TMNT would make excellent Guards. Same goes for the silverback gorilla from Tarzan (Kojack? Kerchak?)

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