My guy is too tired of her bs, but he needs to go on
Now you know why he’s good at football
He’d rather stay at practice for an extra couple hours than go home to that
She got a new pair of bolt-ons though
Did he marry his bully?
The internets obsession with this man’s spouse is so strange. Who cares who he decided to marry

😂
Naw, he wants to go play with those fake titties now.
She got them fake titties now though, so she less terrible. Also, you know he’s watching Tom Brady’s recent escapades and thinkin’…hmmm.
The pussy must be really good for Kermit Mahomes to stick with Piggy for all of these years. He’s one of the highest-paid players in NFL history…he could afford a whole fleet of women finer-looking than what he has at home.
It actually doesn’t make sense that they’re still together. I just can’t figure it out.
Holy shit I’m cackling because I’m outside my house too😭😭
He could do so well as a free agent in the dating market. He’s too good of a guy to ever leave and it’s slowly killing me.
God what a free ride lol
Deeeep breathing…. A lot of deep breathing before turning the car off
FRIED CHICKENNNNNNNN
Pussy is a hell of a drug.
I gotta say, at least we know she was into him before he was a half billionaire
This is why he’s great in the playoffs, if he wins he dosent go home.
Nah the fact that tom Brady had this exact mindset makes sense why their both so good
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My guy is too tired of her bs, but he needs to go on
Now you know why he’s good at football
He’d rather stay at practice for an extra couple hours than go home to that
She got a new pair of bolt-ons though
Did he marry his bully?
The internets obsession with this man’s spouse is so strange. Who cares who he decided to marry

😂
Naw, he wants to go play with those fake titties now.
She got them fake titties now though, so she less terrible. Also, you know he’s watching Tom Brady’s recent escapades and thinkin’…hmmm.
The pussy must be really good for Kermit Mahomes to stick with Piggy for all of these years. He’s one of the highest-paid players in NFL history…he could afford a whole fleet of women finer-looking than what he has at home.
It actually doesn’t make sense that they’re still together. I just can’t figure it out.
Holy shit I’m cackling because I’m outside my house too😭😭
He could do so well as a free agent in the dating market. He’s too good of a guy to ever leave and it’s slowly killing me.
God what a free ride lol
Deeeep breathing…. A lot of deep breathing before turning the car off
FRIED CHICKENNNNNNNN
Pussy is a hell of a drug.
I gotta say, at least we know she was into him before he was a half billionaire
This is why he’s great in the playoffs, if he wins he dosent go home.
Nah the fact that tom Brady had this exact mindset makes sense why their both so good