Brian Daboll ain’t outrunning the first wave of zombies.
Andy Reid not being in the bottom two tiers is absurd, ain’t no buffets in the apocalypse
Mike Tomlin would never die to no zombies. He’s ice cold.
Regarding “Gamblin’ Dan,” does biting zombie kneecaps make you a zombie?
Forgot to add two categories:
1. Will trip someone else to buy themselves some time (Gannon)
2. Will get bitten but not tell anyone (Zac Taylor. Look at the guy. He’s clearly hiding something)
Campbell so dead
How is Sirianni not in the “becoming a zombie immediately” category? What is he gonna do, cry?
Also Jonathan Gannon would try an awkwardly dap up a zombie and get eaten pretty quickly.
I think McDaniel is most likely the one that created the virus. He looks like a scientist who would lock himself in the CDC and not let anyone else in.
Shanahan used to be a WR in college, so he can run and juke
Dan checks out. Military training and built like Abraham from TWD?
McDaniel would make it because the zombies would be feasting on Andy Reid for DAYS.
Dan Campbell would hunt them for fun.
My boy McDaniel is squirrely he needs to go up a teir
This list is bogus. Both Harbaughs could absolutely survive the zombie apocalypse.
Hell yeah
There are no vapes in the apocalypse McDaniels is not surviving
Tomlin turns into a zombie as soon as 16 other coaches do. Gotta be above .500
McDaniel would probably stop to examine the zombie’s physical makeup
As usual Matt LaFleur gets no respect. Guy should definitely be in the top two tiers.
wtf KOC is a beast
Gotta move Pete up a tier. He’s sneaky like that.
Cowboys are too high
If Jon Gruden were here, he’d be on a “Cult Leader” tier
McD is so goddamn fast. He would outrun at least 6 other coaches.
I love Andy Reid but come on. That morbidly obese cheeseburger eating man is a zombie immediately.
We all know the Harbaugh bros would have a village and a harem protected by devoted followers chanting catch phrases as scripture.
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Brian Daboll ain’t outrunning the first wave of zombies.
Andy Reid not being in the bottom two tiers is absurd, ain’t no buffets in the apocalypse
Mike Tomlin would never die to no zombies. He’s ice cold.
Regarding “Gamblin’ Dan,” does biting zombie kneecaps make you a zombie?
Forgot to add two categories:
1. Will trip someone else to buy themselves some time (Gannon)
2. Will get bitten but not tell anyone (Zac Taylor. Look at the guy. He’s clearly hiding something)
Campbell so dead
How is Sirianni not in the “becoming a zombie immediately” category? What is he gonna do, cry?
Also Jonathan Gannon would try an awkwardly dap up a zombie and get eaten pretty quickly.
I think McDaniel is most likely the one that created the virus. He looks like a scientist who would lock himself in the CDC and not let anyone else in.
Shanahan used to be a WR in college, so he can run and juke
Dan checks out. Military training and built like Abraham from TWD?
McDaniel would make it because the zombies would be feasting on Andy Reid for DAYS.
Dan Campbell would hunt them for fun.
My boy McDaniel is squirrely he needs to go up a teir
This list is bogus. Both Harbaughs could absolutely survive the zombie apocalypse.
Hell yeah
There are no vapes in the apocalypse McDaniels is not surviving
Tomlin turns into a zombie as soon as 16 other coaches do. Gotta be above .500
McDaniel would probably stop to examine the zombie’s physical makeup
As usual Matt LaFleur gets no respect. Guy should definitely be in the top two tiers.
wtf KOC is a beast
Gotta move Pete up a tier. He’s sneaky like that.
Cowboys are too high
If Jon Gruden were here, he’d be on a “Cult Leader” tier
McD is so goddamn fast. He would outrun at least 6 other coaches.
I love Andy Reid but come on. That morbidly obese cheeseburger eating man is a zombie immediately.
We all know the Harbaugh bros would have a village and a harem protected by devoted followers chanting catch phrases as scripture.
They not only would survive, they thrive.