He needs to change his number. We all know no one with the number 44 is ever going to be good.

The last good player to wear 44 was like Jert West.

I vote he switches to 2 and then we pry his eyes open and force him to watch 24 straight hours of Kawahi game tape.

Also maybe some caffeine before games?

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  1. He needs to spend the summer on the south side playing pickup basketball every day.

    Either he dies, or comes back as a Black Disciple.

  2. It’s probably revisionist history, but I feel like I remember him being much better wearing #9 before giving it up to Vuc

  3. If they had the 3 point line when Jert played you all wouldn’t be joking about him

  4. Patrick Williams needs to work with Rodman to get under his skin, if that’s even possible. He needs his waterboy moment

  5. I feel like this is the answer please PWill read this and do this. All the good players don’t wear 44

  6. He did lose some aura when he went from 9 to 44. Probably coincides with the point he stopped developing

  7. The last year of his contract he’ll put in more effort that I’ve been asking for

  8. He should just start wearing sport goggles, it would suit his aura. I dunno if it would make him better, but it would suit his aura.

  9. Number 2 used to be considered a cursed jersey after they didn’t retire it for Norm Van Lier. Brad Sellers, Dennis Hopson, and Eddy Curry are a few who come to mind. Lonzo had it and didn’t play for years. PWill doesn’t strike me as someone who will break that curse.

  10. Remember when all our bench players from the 90s signed with other teams and were ass again. (Longley, Buechler, Kerr, Armstrong). That’s called the Jordan factor. Put PWill with a great player. He would be fine. Not sure why we hate him so much on here. At least he plays Good D

  11. He was #9 but Vooch made him change it after he was traded to the Bulls.

    Never really thought about it but maybe that was a mistake. Not like Vooch is good enough to demand a number anymore.

  12. This is most non-shitpost shitpost I’ve ever seen.

    My friends and and I refer to Pat as PTR… I’ll let you figure it out.

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