All right, let’s hear those puns 22 comments This is insane to me. I mean everyone’s got a past, but not everyone can say they’ve had that many pairs of hands. Nah but jokes aside how low does your self esteem need to be/how much of a gold digger do you need to be to let that guy touch you at this point So a guy who definitely “allegedly” forced dozens of women to massage his anus….marries Jilly Anais Jilly Anus, she porn star or OF girl?  I would say I feel bad for her but…I don’t lmao This man is obsessed with anus. I need to feel this out before I make any puns. The size of his hands make me feel like Uncle Jack… Deshaun pondering Watson of his would Jilly D. Anais no questions asked They way his hands grab her Butt… Jesus She looking like a young Jada Pinkett Smith. Did he blow out his achilles during the wedding? I want to be balls deep inside of Deshaun’s Anais Jilly does what? Shiddd yall talking like yall never went to a massage parlor. Congrats, Mr. and Mrs. Anus Look at him grab her ass massage time Nothing classier than two full hands of ass in your wedding photo Anais is his achilles You can’t make this stuff up, Watson literally was paid the largest guaranteed contract in NFL history to constantly be in legal trouble and hurt. He’s Jillying her Anais Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
This is insane to me. I mean everyone’s got a past, but not everyone can say they’ve had that many pairs of hands.
Nah but jokes aside how low does your self esteem need to be/how much of a gold digger do you need to be to let that guy touch you at this point
You can’t make this stuff up, Watson literally was paid the largest guaranteed contract in NFL history to constantly be in legal trouble and hurt.
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This is insane to me. I mean everyone’s got a past, but not everyone can say they’ve had that many pairs of hands.
Nah but jokes aside how low does your self esteem need to be/how much of a gold digger do you need to be to let that guy touch you at this point
So a guy who definitely “allegedly” forced dozens of women to massage his anus….marries Jilly Anais
Jilly Anus, she porn star or OF girl?

I would say I feel bad for her but…I don’t lmao
This man is obsessed with anus.
I need to feel this out before I make any puns.
The size of his hands make me feel like Uncle Jack…
Deshaun pondering Watson of his would Jilly D. Anais no questions asked
They way his hands grab her Butt… Jesus
She looking like a young Jada Pinkett Smith.
Did he blow out his achilles during the wedding?
I want to be balls deep inside of Deshaun’s Anais
Jilly does what?
Shiddd yall talking like yall never went to a massage parlor.
Congrats, Mr. and Mrs. Anus
Look at him grab her ass massage time
Nothing classier than two full hands of ass in your wedding photo
Anais is his achilles
You can’t make this stuff up, Watson literally was paid the largest guaranteed contract in NFL history to constantly be in legal trouble and hurt.
He’s Jillying her Anais