The Twins just drafted Jason Reitz, a 6’ 11” 215 lb pitcher who throws 98 mph

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1. r/oddlyterrifying

2. Literally daddy longlegs in human version.

3. Man looks like a stiff breeze could make him balk.

4. He looks like that Savanah Bananas guy that wears stilts

5. He needs to gain some weight. He’s going to blow away in a strong wind gust.

6. They will call him “the big pant leg”.

7. This is the exact height/build/body type of my RTTS players.

8. Dude looks like he can just hand the ball to the catcher from the mound

9. What does he do, just reach out and place the ball in the catcher’s mitt?

10. Some muscle and a mean look with a blonde moustache and we have ourselves a BIG UNIT

11. You know “Slenderman” isn’t a bad pitcher nickname.

12. Dude wears 24/64 pants

13. He looks like a regular guy… until you add the bottom half of his legs

14. couldn’t get [Albritton](https://www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/mlb/6omnvw/picture308096280/alternates/LANDSCAPE_1140/RHL_savannahbananas25_6625.jpg) away from the Bananas, then?

15. He looks like a regular height person with Kevin Durant’s legs 

16. He looks like he could fall over for no reason.

17. His socks are as long as Alejandro Kirk’s legs

18. Just bunt it right back, there’s no way this guy on stilts can field a soft ground ball

19. This dude looks like Frank Reynolds when he was dreaming about having long legs in Always Sunny

20. What’s crazy is his upper body looks like the size of a regular sized person, it’s just those long spider legs

21. As an oregon baseball fan he is uhhh not amazing. High ceiling guy though

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23. I’m just imagining all the stolen bases people will get off this guy, He has to have the world’s slowest delivery.

24. Mf looks like that one old dancing ghost cartoon

    Y’all know the one I’m too old to find it

25. With those long legs he’s going to be 6 inches from the plate when he finishes his wind up and pitch

26. Slender Man if he took time to play the pastime.

27. Dude better be 100th percentile in extension.

28. He puts on 20 lbs of muscle and he is gonna terrify hitters lol

29. Gonna need a shot of this guy next to Altuve

30. Heard he’s being called up to pitch the ASG

31. He doesn’t pitch he just reaches over from the mound and hands the ball to the catcher

32. Something something LONG RELIEVER AM I RIGHT?

33. Would love to see this dude throw nothing but 45 mph. ephus pitches.

34. Randy Johnson vibes

35. Is this some kind of advertising for the next avatar movie?

36. I’m glad he got drafted. Now he can quit his side job waving his arms around at used car lots.

37. Didn’t know CLAMP was working on a baseball manga

38. He gonna help the TWolves in the off-season

39. Vin Scully would say he’s all elbows and kneecaps coming at you.

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41. Is this what an Eldritch terror is?

42. The first successful man/grasshopper hybrid.

43. Dude looks like the guy who played the Alien Humanoid in Romulus.

44. Those are some long fucking socks

45. Sidd Finch!

    For the uninitiated: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidd_Finch

46. No basketball team at his HS huh?

47. From head to ass, he is the exact same length as me and I’m 5’11. His legs look like a bad photoshop.

48. He looks like he’ll have a couple good seasons before he starts having issues with his feet or knees or something, forcing him to retire early.

49. Wasted as a pitcher. Should be out in CF picking out HR’s from the sky like they were apples from a tree

50. Dude grew up drinking power plant run off or something.