Are you willing to spend 2 months in jail if it means 1984 Michael Jordan joins today’s bulls right now? What’s the limit you would spend in jail? What would his career look like?
August 4, 2025
Are you willing to spend 2 months in jail if it means 1984 Michael Jordan joins today’s bulls right now? What’s the limit you would spend in jail? What would his career look like?
26 comments
Yes, I would spend 3 years in jail if I have to, he is a once in a lifetime player and we will probably never see someone like him play ever again.
Only if it also came with the caveat that the Reinsdorfs were forced to sell the team beforehand.
Lethal injection scheduled for October 21
No way. Maybe this is the year Patrick Williams turns it around.
Only if I get an autographed original Air Force ones, basketball, a few cards, jersey and shorts. I’d sell all that shit and make bank. Then yea sure why not
Some good Bulls lols this am
Jail? It’s just a game bro.
I love the Bulls, but I don’t love the Bulls that much.
But I would do some embarrassing shit to get rookie MJ on today’s squad.
We talking about regular county jail or clappin cheeks state penitentiary? If it’s county I can do a day, I enjoy my freedom too much…state pen I’ll just deal with the play-in continuity.
Lmao, you take this way too serious
I wouldn’t waste my piss on this ownership/management if they were on fire. No fucking way in hell I am donating even a minute of my life to help them get better.
Fuck no, get ready for the play in buddy
I’d do a month if my job didn’t know and I could just play it off as a vacation
I think ownership should have to do this, and not a fan
I’ll do it if I can go to a jail like Pablo Escobar did. With the drugs and hookers
I’m not going to jail over a rookie on an nba team. But thanks for asking.
I’ll spend some years in jail if I can watch the games in my cell
Absolutely not lol. I love our Chicago sports but I love my freedom more.
Jail time for a team Jerry owns? Heck no. It’s a game not a cause
Why should I care about the Bulls and sacrifice my precious time when the billionaire owner doesn’t care enough to even *try*?
Give me a one-way ticket to Montego Bay, where they keep all the Al Qaeda.
In this magic scenario. Is it public knowledge that I’m making this sacrifice for the greater good. And if so can I have a go fund me?
No, they’d find a way to fuck it up.
Jail for life but it has to be in Sweden or something. Nice country where I can watch the games on TV maybe even shitpost about them on Reddit
Sure if I can keep my job. Could use a break
No but I’d do it for 93 or 94 Frank Thomas to join the Sox.
26 comments
Yes, I would spend 3 years in jail if I have to, he is a once in a lifetime player and we will probably never see someone like him play ever again.
Only if it also came with the caveat that the Reinsdorfs were forced to sell the team beforehand.
Lethal injection scheduled for October 21
No way. Maybe this is the year Patrick Williams turns it around.
Only if I get an autographed original Air Force ones, basketball, a few cards, jersey and shorts. I’d sell all that shit and make bank. Then yea sure why not
Some good Bulls lols this am
Jail? It’s just a game bro.
I love the Bulls, but I don’t love the Bulls that much.
But I would do some embarrassing shit to get rookie MJ on today’s squad.
We talking about regular county jail or clappin cheeks state penitentiary? If it’s county I can do a day, I enjoy my freedom too much…state pen I’ll just deal with the play-in continuity.
Lmao, you take this way too serious
I wouldn’t waste my piss on this ownership/management if they were on fire. No fucking way in hell I am donating even a minute of my life to help them get better.
Fuck no, get ready for the play in buddy
I’d do a month if my job didn’t know and I could just play it off as a vacation
I think ownership should have to do this, and not a fan
I’ll do it if I can go to a jail like Pablo Escobar did. With the drugs and hookers
I’m not going to jail over a rookie on an nba team. But thanks for asking.
I’ll spend some years in jail if I can watch the games in my cell
Absolutely not lol. I love our Chicago sports but I love my freedom more.
Jail time for a team Jerry owns? Heck no. It’s a game not a cause
Why should I care about the Bulls and sacrifice my precious time when the billionaire owner doesn’t care enough to even *try*?
Give me a one-way ticket to Montego Bay, where they keep all the Al Qaeda.
In this magic scenario. Is it public knowledge that I’m making this sacrifice for the greater good. And if so can I have a go fund me?
No, they’d find a way to fuck it up.
Jail for life but it has to be in Sweden or something. Nice country where I can watch the games on TV maybe even shitpost about them on Reddit
Sure if I can keep my job. Could use a break
No but I’d do it for 93 or 94 Frank Thomas to join the Sox.