ESPN is crazy

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  1. No they aren’t. Joe Ryan is 7-0 against us in his last 8 starts

    Edit: unfortunately true. Heard it on 96.5 today. Fuck! We are due then… right?!

  2. Ryan always deals against us. Hopefully we can get to their pen quickly since they got rid of everyone.

  3. Joe Ryan plus our offense that is about as dependable as the starter on Doc’s Delorean.

  4. I agree ESPN is crazy. That should be like 85% due to Ryan being on the hill! His stats against the Royals are insane.

  5. We aren’t scoring more than 2 runs against Ryan and he’s going 7 innings. Good luck

  6. No, I’d actually argue this is an optimistic prediction.

    Our offense has consistently shut down against Joe Ryan. And we’re playing on the road, at Target Field, a place where we frequently struggle and get smacked around at so much that it wouldn’t be surprising if we have personal demons cursing us whenever we play in the Great North.

    In all likelihood, I don’t have high hopes for this one. Unless the Twins’ morale dooms them worse than our offense dooms us at their place, we’re probably fucked tonight.

  7. Please don’t ever post shit like this

    If I’ve learned anything from r/CollegeBasketball it’s that it never ends well

  8. We’ve never beat Ryan and the Twins have beat us in 21 of their last 26 at Target Field

  9. I mean there is zero reason to put any stock into these when we have money lines available. All of these are very dumb

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