Boston Celtics 2025-2026 Schedule Release with Mark Wahlberg, Prosciutto Papi and Tommy Guarino 👀

Boston Celtics 2025-2026 Schedule Release with Mark Wahlberg, Prosciutto Papi and Tommy Guarino 👀

Tommy, what’s up? Boss man’s here. Are you taking your lunch break? Joanne, what’s up? How you doing? Toots look gorgeous. Tommy, you got the Celtic schedule? First of all, don’t come in my deli like you run the joint. And number two, you’re way behind, kid. Yeah, I got it. I lived it. I love it. I’m all fired up for the season. Thanks, buddy. Beat it. Wait, I have an idea. Let’s go through the schedule team by team. It’s a good idea. Hey, I was born for this opportunity. I got cold cuts for days. Let’s do it. You got pickles. First up, Cleveland corn beef on rye cuz you know they’re not too flashy. They’re solid. They got a little extra spice. There’s some flavor in that one. Houston. That’s a barbecue chicken sandwich with some hots. Putting Carolina Reapers on that joint. That’s deadly. Looks smooth, but one bite, it’s game over. Orlando Magic. That’s PB&J with a little bit of crunchy peanut butter there. What? For kids? Yeah, it’s a it’s a young team with a little grit. It’s nice. What about the Knicks? Yeah, I was thinking like a boring gross dried turkey sandwich on stale wheat bread. Yeah, the lake is Tom. Do you know who I’m going to give a buzz? Mark Wahberg. Yo guys, what’s up? I heard you guys are back in the deli. What’s up, buddy? I’m here with Tommy. What are you doing? I’m going to play some golf. I thought you guys were going to come chop some wood with me. I wish. I actually need a favor. Need some type of LA sandwich. Hey, I’m in California right now. How about a California sandwich? Okay, that means that mandatory avocado. You can throw a little caviar on there. It’s got to be glutenree everything and rye bread, sprouts, uh, all this you probably don’t got in the deli. Okay, go get some real ingredients for a nice California avocado poached egg special sule parfait. Yeah, I don’t think we have any of that though. So, appreciate it. I’ll talk to you later. What about golden steak? That’s a sour dough panini, arugula, goat cheese, and imported ham. Wicked fancy but deadly efficient. I respect it. Mina soda. We’re going to go with a fried fish sandwich with some cheese curds sprinkled on top. Listen, it’s going to come out hot, but give it some time and it’ll cool off. OKC. That’s going to be grilled cheese with hot sauce. Cheesy on the surface, but it’s got a kick cuz they got that fire. Oh, it’s spicy. Now, but what about the Celtics? What do we Oh, easy. Lobster roll. What about toppings? Do I need something on it? I don’t really know. Thoughts? What do you think? Toppings? What do you need toppings for? It’s a lobster roll. A typical New England staple. You don’t need any gimmicks. That’s fire, though. Can’t wait to get back, man. That’s fire, though. That’s fire.

Step right up to the Corner 3 Deli for some sandwiches and cold cuts 🥪

We served up this year’s schedule release with a little bit of spice, including a surprise guest on FaceTime 👀

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