Time to relegate mustard

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  1. It’s like an extra insult to the Sox fans to have ketchup even involved-let alone winning. I like it.

    Anyone that snobby about what we put on Americas cheapest cut of meet cracks me up – “here’s a casing full of 100% cow lips and assholes, but don’t dare put ketchup on it.”

    Sorry. That’s one has obviously been building up for a while.

  2. They’re running an illegal betting ring for this and rigging the results to help pay for the new stadium.

  3. It’s a god damn conspiracy. No other explanation. Let mustard compete fairly!

  4. I don’t understand why there is not BBQ SAUCE in the race. Gates/Joe’s/Bryants can easily sponsor it

  5. The competition is clearly rigged against Mustard – when will the league finally step in and investigate into that matter?

  6. Relish was winning on Weds and Mustard passed him. Relish was sandbagging though and passed him back at the line. Fucking Relish!!!

  7. It’s because ownership won’t pay out for good condiments. I mean is Mustard even Heinz? Small market stuff going on here. The Yankees and Dodgers have always got the best condiments!!

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