A commercial featuring a young Damian Lillard poking fun at players who never won a championship ring.
August 17, 2025
A commercial featuring a young Damian Lillard poking fun at players who never won a championship ring.
39 comments
Dame slandering Karl Malone is a plus in my books
Kind of gross how even recently Karl Malone was getting into ad deals
Karl Malone jump scare
Was funny until the pedo showed up
Love how Karl made 13 burgers for everyone to enjoy 🤗
I will not return to see the slander my boy will face in these comments very soon.
Malone got a burger for every year old that girl was he assaulted
Burgers look stale as shit lmao no condiments just straight meat
Ring culture was ridiculous back then.
Starting to feel like the tide is shifting and players don’t care as much anymore.
Malone is mad because there are no 13 year olds available
I’ve always been a huge Dame fan, but as soon as he was dedicating himself to Portland and making fun of KD for ring-chasing, I knew he was gonna join the same category.
My GOAT Giannis won a ring for him in the IST so this hasnt necessarily aged poorly
LT was so fucking good. He deserved a ring fo sho. Shottenheimer fucked him over
Dame winning a ring in 27 with Portland would be the best shit the league ever seen
they need to do this with dame who went to the bucks and still couldn’t win a ring and laugh at him
Look at how young and hopeful Dame looked… then the Warriors came…
Also the “no good clippers” commercial
lol I remember this.
I feel like everyone is stop salty now to have a commercial like this again 😂
Good news, he never even got close to the finals so he got his wish
Karl was on his way as soon as he heard “young”
Oh man, forgot all about LT
Also, fuck KarI MaIone
A year or two after Dame retires they are going to release a part 2 for this commercial.
They gotta redo this with Ant on the phone and Dame in the room in a few years
Goddamn, Karl looks like a terminator
They should 100% remake this commercial when Dame retires without a ring. Poke fun at himself.
But please leave the child rapist out of it.
r/agedlikemilk
“Karl, come on Karl”
Seems like Dame is about to join the club.
if karl malone had a ring for every 13 year old he had sex with he wouldn’t be in this commercial
I remember when I saw this commercial I thought it was bold since in my opinion even back then a Title was unlikely for Dame
Well at least Dame doesn’t have to be one of those who loses over and over in the Finals.
Yeah Chris, you never even went to a Finals….
life come at you fast
Karl Malone got a 13 year old pregnant when he was in his 20s.
39 comments
Dame slandering Karl Malone is a plus in my books
Kind of gross how even recently Karl Malone was getting into ad deals
Karl Malone jump scare
Was funny until the pedo showed up
Love how Karl made 13 burgers for everyone to enjoy 🤗
I will not return to see the slander my boy will face in these comments very soon.
Malone got a burger for every year old that girl was he assaulted
Burgers look stale as shit lmao no condiments just straight meat
Ring culture was ridiculous back then.
Starting to feel like the tide is shifting and players don’t care as much anymore.
Malone is mad because there are no 13 year olds available
I’ve always been a huge Dame fan, but as soon as he was dedicating himself to Portland and making fun of KD for ring-chasing, I knew he was gonna join the same category.
My GOAT Giannis won a ring for him in the IST so this hasnt necessarily aged poorly
LT was so fucking good. He deserved a ring fo sho. Shottenheimer fucked him over
Dame winning a ring in 27 with Portland would be the best shit the league ever seen
they need to do this with dame who went to the bucks and still couldn’t win a ring and laugh at him
Look at how young and hopeful Dame looked… then the Warriors came…
Also the “no good clippers” commercial
lol I remember this.
I feel like everyone is stop salty now to have a commercial like this again 😂
Good news, he never even got close to the finals so he got his wish
Karl was on his way as soon as he heard “young”
Oh man, forgot all about LT
Also, fuck KarI MaIone
A year or two after Dame retires they are going to release a part 2 for this commercial.
They gotta redo this with Ant on the phone and Dame in the room in a few years
Goddamn, Karl looks like a terminator
They should 100% remake this commercial when Dame retires without a ring. Poke fun at himself.
But please leave the child rapist out of it.
r/agedlikemilk
“Karl, come on Karl”
Seems like Dame is about to join the club.
if karl malone had a ring for every 13 year old he had sex with he wouldn’t be in this commercial
I remember when I saw this commercial I thought it was bold since in my opinion even back then a Title was unlikely for Dame
Well at least Dame doesn’t have to be one of those who loses over and over in the Finals.
Yeah Chris, you never even went to a Finals….
life come at you fast
Karl Malone got a 13 year old pregnant when he was in his 20s.
Narrator: *He never won a ring, too*
I enjoyed this.
Karl Malone can fuck off.
Dame jynxed himself and is one of them now.
Is the Emirates Cup a joke to y’all???
Karl Malone has some big ass shoulders got damn