THE FUTURE IS HERE AND IT IS CUBBIE RED

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1. One of the best posts on here in a while

2. Sunblock by the barrel.

3. Signing Justin Turner makes so much sense now

4. Replace boog w/ Justin Turner.

5. Triantos has red hair

   

6. The Red Baron approves.

   https://preview.redd.it/5gn7u1k6s2kf1.jpeg?width=831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce67b02cd5ed5bff3e3fc7d92f4200ecda9cb25

7. Caissie is just ginger Jean-Ralphio

8. Fuck, I thought I was pale. Caissie is fucking Casper the Ghost. Like, I’ve seen the most sun shy goths with a darker complexion.

9. *Matt Murton joins Cubs as special assistant.*

10. 

11. THE YEAR OF THE MUDBLOOD

12. So pissed I didn’t think to do this.

    Fuck you, have an upvote you genius.

13. Matt Murton died for this.

14. Boog seems very online. I hope he sees this.

15. Shaw needs to dye his hair!

16. The Flame!

17. https://preview.redd.it/su1ba8pzz2kf1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4f841fffd867a0e54a9da433a4eb72fe401b9d2

    Caissie is the goblin from Halloweentown

18. JTs laffy taffy nuts heralded the ginger takeover

19. ginger pride!!

20. Fitting that this is posted on REDdit!

21. My boys. My beautiful boys. Representing us proudly.

22. https://preview.redd.it/x2dr5is9a3kf1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7617f27c49b4cfa9cb0369c5c3335af660af47cf

23. Red bill caps are the permanent look in their honor

24. Should have kept Cam Smith

25. If Caissie helps save the Cubs’ season, it will make a nice “I told ya so” to all the doomers who were mad we didn’t trade him for a rental.

26. Jed has a type.

27. as a ginger, i approve of this era of my pasty boys

28. Matt Murton walked so these young Cubs could run

29. As a redhead fan who only had Matt Murton to look up to, I’m loving this ginger batch of kids coming up. James Triantos, too!

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31. https://preview.redd.it/n94lk18m14kf1.jpeg?width=2064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656df0c5a5401e6b533c376eb268865cc038b904

32. The wife and I were just talking about this today. We decided to call the Happ, PCA, Cassie trio the children of the corn.

33. The future is not Boog