Giancarlo Stanton hits a huge pinch hit 2 run home run!

Giancarlo Stanton hits a huge pinch hit 2 run home run!
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  1. DONGCARLO just got every woman in those stands pregnant with twins with one swing of his bat!

  2. Honestly im surprised they didnt just walk him. Wouldn’t have mattered if Wells’ at bat played out the same but no way I pitch to Stanton in a big spot right now

  3. He’s the only active Yankee I own a jersey for. He is CLUTCH, he ALWAYS comes through. He is a CLASS act. I want him to retire a Yankee so badly. He’s still got a ton of gas left in the tank man.

  4. I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Giancarlo Stanton. We won’t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I’ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Giancarlo. I won’t be able to climax and I’ll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other’s eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he’ll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

  5. Besides Judge no one else deserves a ring more than big G and I wouldn’t even be mad if someone believes he deserves it more

  6. Yankees need to find a way to get him in the line up every night. Thinking long term if Yankees would try him at 1B occasionally to use Judge DH in the future.

  7. Stanton is one of the most clutch players in Yankees history and people still have the nerve to talk shit about him. He ALWAYS comes through when you need him. It’s almost unbelievable how consistently he does this. I can’t even put into words how much I love and appreciate him

  8. I can’t state often enough how I would let this man do literally anything he wanted to me

  9. I started talking crazy about Stanton after this and now my girlfriend is jealous.

  10. I think I’ve rewatched this 100 times at this point. Stanton is so clutch it’s literally unbelievable

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