Poor Rockies 🤣 facing HB and the best the lineups had been all year
Are we back?
Literally why I checked Reddit. Let’s Go!
Looks like the game has been turned upside down
Is this real life
Bang
I love Yordan Alvarez. I love his name, I love the shape of his body, I love the way he plays. I eat a lot of boiled eggs and lift weights to try and be like this guy but I can’t. There are 6 grams of protein in an egg but I can’t eat enough to get big like him. Nice round muscles. They’re smooth too, like the waves of the Straits of Florida on a calm day. When I was a kid I ate big eggs to be hot like Jeff Bagwell, and I got some great results, some of the roundest muscles in my class, but these days I’m looking at 6 eggs a day and it’s not good enough to pop Yordan style muscles out my scrawny arms ever since dad left.
Only 3 months later than they originally said! I joke because it hurts, but all I really care about is seeing 44 put a hurting on some balls.
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Hell yeah it’s fuckin’ mash time
I wont believe until he takes a hack in the box, and even then I wont be sure
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh boy!
https://i.redd.it/lm3qa8ij8flf1.gif
LOOKS LIKE YORDONGS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
The entire AL West.
Oh yeah!!!!
Just dropped to my knees in Torchys
Let’s fucking go!!!!!!!
Just saw a guy in an Astros shirt drop to his knees in a torchys
https://youtu.be/3Z2oceqHMBE?si=gWrkz9pTgZ5e8A33&t=56
Hell yeah
https://i.redd.it/7ic67y1x9flf1.gif
okay everyone… prepare to call your primary care in 4 hours
https://i.redd.it/028noueqaflf1.gif
Poor Rockies 🤣 facing HB and the best the lineups had been all year
Are we back?
Literally why I checked Reddit. Let’s Go!
Looks like the game has been turned upside down
Is this real life
Bang
I love Yordan Alvarez. I love his name, I love the shape of his body, I love the way he plays. I eat a lot of boiled eggs and lift weights to try and be like this guy but I can’t. There are 6 grams of protein in an egg but I can’t eat enough to get big like him. Nice round muscles. They’re smooth too, like the waves of the Straits of Florida on a calm day. When I was a kid I ate big eggs to be hot like Jeff Bagwell, and I got some great results, some of the roundest muscles in my class, but these days I’m looking at 6 eggs a day and it’s not good enough to pop Yordan style muscles out my scrawny arms ever since dad left.
Only 3 months later than they originally said! I joke because it hurts, but all I really care about is seeing 44 put a hurting on some balls.
I think I’m going to cum
https://preview.redd.it/pkaluh7njflf1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42606c23ba5c57ec4cee47fe174f867c221bf22d
LFG!
Y’ALL!!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/9p0n2u3vsflf1.jpeg?width=1214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad468f6ffc77db7937c3e659e31bcfa6ecc1612c
Been waiting to break this bad boy back out