The Italian sausage, Guido, just ran the Sausage Race so slow they had to escort him off the field before he finished.

16 comments

1. Is the runner ok?

2. Had too much baked ziti

3. Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

4. You could say he was hot dogging it

5. Jesus even our sausages are going on the IL

6. I hope Guido is okay.

7. Italian was slow last night too. Another sausage fell over and Italian was still behind them when they got up and started running again. Wonder if it’s the same person.

8. Looks to be guests running. Employees wear the gold shorts typically. Hope the guest is ok

9. Yo, what? They have names?

10. https://preview.redd.it/vbtzj5vlnolf1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1e672ebd5c494523f9b9bea06c41dd288638c5

    Here he is doing the walk of shame

11. I started worrying when the sausage was rounding home plate. Didn’t look like whoever was in there was doing well.

    What a week for the races – We had Chorizo win by a landslide, Polish wipe out, and then this.

12. Guido to the 15-day IL (Italian Link)

13. I feel like a bad Brewers fan…they have names!?

14. Mama Mia!

15. Please tell me someone has a video of this

16. And we thought this long stretch of games was exhausting for our bullpen.