Weekend Wakeup Sports Talk with Mitch Kofsky & Philly Halftime Ep. 99
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Wake up. Today’s going to be a good day. Wake up. Today’s going to be a good day. Wake up. Today’s going to be a good day. Wake up. Today’s going to be a good day. Wake up. Today’s going to be a good day. Wake up. Today’s going to be a good day. Life ain’t easy. Yo, I think there’s a reason though. Ups and downs just like every different season. Yo, sometimes I’m high, other times I’m barely breathing though. I always got to fight and hide from the demons. Yo, negative thoughts are poison they ride. Head full of flaws. So here come the clouds. They’ll never stop unless I can swap. All the bad feeling good in my head when I’m lost. Yeah. So I’mma fake it till I make it. Positive thoughts are overtaken. I got patience. One day at a time is how you operate a grad. So flow, you grow, you show yourself the foundation. Stay away from all the [ __ ] that causes temptation. I know that I like to do it cuz a sensation. I live my life in my head like a narration. Don’t expect greatness. Do my best, man. I’ll take it. Wake up. Today’s going to be a good day. Wake up. Today’s going to be a good day. Wake up. Today’s going to be a good day. Wake up. Days could be a good day. Wake up. Wake up. Today’s going to be a good day. Wake up. Up. Today’s going to be a good day. Wake up. Could be a good day. Wake up. It’s going to be a good day. Wake up. Go around the sun. Step two. Step three, grow hard about what you want to be. Step four. Everybody just say, “Hey guys, we’re on episode 99. Next week halftime is episode 100. Let’s go.” Oh my god. What the hell? But guys, welcome to Weekend Wake Up episode 99. We got a lot to talk about today, but most of it got wiped out because of what happened a couple days ago. halftime. You just want to go and say it. Oh, Michael Parsons. Yeah. Yeah. Michael Parson gets traded for a nothing for a bag of chips. Wow. Like what is Dallas doing? You know, you watch Dallas fans. What? They try to like, oh, act like Michael Parsons ain’t nothing. But couple years now, you’re hearing Michael Parson this, Michael Parson that. Oh, it’s like, oh, it’s okay that we just gave him up for nothing. Like, oh my god. What were you do? You You were at work when it went down, right? Yes. So, you were at work because you called me. Yeah. My phone went off. Yeah. and Michael Parson got traded um for two first round draft picks and a defensive player that’s been in the league for 10 years that is just okay. He’s almost done. He’s he’s been in the league for 10 years. So, he’s almost done. But now, if you really look at it, Green Bay makes out because they already have Dallas’s number. They take him out of the playoffs a couple of times now. Green Bay is better than Detroit. Yeah, they’re going to win their division. So, it’s going to be a high It’s going to be a high uh number one draft pick. Yeah. For a couple years now. What? 27 26. So what is Jerry Jones doing? You got nothing for him, Jerry. This is all I got to do for it. Wait for it. I’m telling you. So I’m going to tell you what happened to me. I was here in my area, you know, editing videos and whatnot, and my phone went off. Ian rapport, Michael Parson traded. I dropped my phone. Just laugh for like 10 minutes. I laugh and then everyone calls me. You called me. Leader Johnson called me. Cool cat was DMing me. My phone. I was surprised I was actually able to answer your call. I was actually surprised I was actually gonna answer your call. Joe, like I couldn’t believe it. Like I was like, “This is not true. This is not true. this can’t be. And I’m like, this can’t be. This is not It does not make sense. It does not make any sense. And then we won the trade. This is like ain’t this like the de Mavericks trade trade to the uh Lakers? Yep. Like that. It’s all trade. It’s the same year. It’s the same exact year. The same the trade worth. Yeah. Even Even the Luca trade they the Mavericks got a little bit something worth a little bit. Dallas got right. So we’re actually I took found video. We got to react to this. is the exact moment where Tom Graci and Scooter McGruger, they were live when the trade went down. They were actually live when the trade went down. So, we’re just going to watch this together real quick. So, hold on one second. I just got to edit one. Really live. Yes. Okay. They were really live when the trade went down. Let me just go like that. Save. Save. All right, let’s go. the exact moment when it went down. 188 million deal, a fouryear deal, $47 million a year. Huh? I can’t hear. Can you turn it up? It is all the way up. Can barely hear it. It is all the way up. Okay. We are live, by the way. Yeah. I mean, we had to Oh my god. $188 million deal. A fouryear deal. 47. Can you hear it now? A little bit. That’s the loudest it can go. All right. Let me see here. Is there anything else I can do on um Streamyard here for the audio? Probably not. Um people that there good there, good there. This is the loudest it can go. So I don’t know. I can barely hear but I can hear it. Okay, let’s see. Is this the loudest it can actually go? Here. Here. Let’s show million dollars a year. Holy [ __ ] It’s two. We are live by the way. Yeah, I mean we had to. Oh my god. What? What? Oh my lord. I’m done. I’m done. Oh my god. Where’s Gold Cowboy hiding? Oh my god. Did you have you been seeing his tweets? Cold Cowboys [ __ ] with him. He’s like, “I’m done. Oh, [ __ ] it. I’m done. The game’s over. The year’s over.” Here we go. It’s beautiful. It literally just happened 30 seconds ago. Literally, the Cowboys are trading Micah Parsons to the Green Bay Packers. Agreed to a 4year 1888 million deal. 136 million guaranteed. 47 million a year. I can’t. I can’t. I love it. Not you, Siri. I love it. You be in history. And it’s two first rounders. Holy crap. Listen, four years, $188 million 12 million in the stream right now. No, in the stream right now. Dude, you are getting so punished today, man. I don’t want to even do this season. I’m not Dude, I’m not watching football this season. Change the title. I’m not watching football this season. Oh my. Can you imagine when he streams on Thursday for the game next week? He might not do it. He might not do it. Oh my god. That’s what I’m doing. stream. What? Dude, holy cow. I just I have no words. It’s two first rounders, which is what this literally just broke. Hold on. I’ll make a new thumb for you guys. Hold on. There we go. 47 million. I hope you’re happy, Jerry. I am. Hope you are absolutely happy with this. You could have had this man for 35. Oh my god. Let me go look in the chat real quick. What is up, coach? Scooter, bring it on. Miss, do the haha thing. Oh, this thing. That thing. Okay. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I think Michael Parson’s got a little bit too much money. But from Green Bay, yeah, it’s like $47 million, right? Maybe it’s a little bit too much, but this is hilarious. Million and you decide to play chicken [ __ ] You pissed him off so much that he wants nothing to do with you anymore. Hey, well done, Jerry Jones. Total Jerry Jones victory. Supreme victory. to do with I even forgot he was a Packer fan. I forgot Tom Gracie is a [ __ ] Packer fan. He’s over there like I’m going. My team’s ready to go. It’s going to go all in for the Super Bowl. You think he might be happy? To the Packers of all teams. Oh man, holy crap, man. What? I’m not watching football this year. Watching football this year. I’m not watching football this season. Micah freaking Oh my I I didn’t think it’d be real. I kept on holding out hope that maybe just made I was like, “Oh, there’s a lot of smoke. There’s a lot of smoke. Why would you give him up to Green Bay? Green Bay’s got your number, Jerry. Why are you giving him up to Green Bay?” And they’re playing, How about this? I think they’re playing in Dallas week four. They are. They are. Gonna get murdered by drinking Micah. Micah’s gonna be playing Zane. Good job, Jerry. Thank you. But your quarterback right now is injured. That sucks for the run. Dallas sucks in general. And they are are horrible. That was a bad trade. I did because the Packers are always in on every conversation. They’re always like, “Oh, you know, maybe holy cow.” I mean, they they paid a lot. Two first round picks. Wow. They’re they’re late 20 picks. Yeah, they’re like late like they’re 27 26 picks. What is the deal, Jerry Jones? You’re gonna get beat by the New York Giants, not once, but twice, you idiot. Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jones. Holy Mary swings. What years are these package here? Hey, hold on one second. My guy Phil’s in the chat. What is up, Phil? It’s been forever, bro. How you been? How you been, man? I’m streaming the M I’m streaming Michigan tonight. I’m streaming Michigan against New Mexico at 7:30 tonight. I am streaming the Phillies. Yeah, watch them lose because you’re steaming. No, they they won twice, you [ __ ] They’re still gonna lose. They got swept by the Mets, though. But the Braves, you know, when I said the Braves are going to be bad. Yeah. And you know, people were saying, “Oh, I’m gonna get this on recording because that’s a bad take.” Yo, they didn’t think they got rid of that recording. Oh, no. I’m gonna call him. No. Won’t admit it. Not a minute. I’m gonna tell him that I was there. I was right. I’m gonna tell him I was there on the Streamyard call. Yo, not a minute when I was right. And then yo yo remember as how I said now he’s with me on against the Phillies. Here I’m nah. I’m not getting there. They can dropped another I don’t want another guy to Dallas. Please no. Yes. Yes. Yes. Will you shut up? Just so I can watch the horror in your face. God, why Michigan guy had to go there? They have a couple years. I’m gonna have to This was a good birthday present for me. Jerry Jones just blow whole team up. We all got to make videos. Yeah. every Packer. All right, real quick because I am I’m I’m very curious because like I I did not think this was going to happen. Like I thought 5% chance I thought 5% chance highest paid player in NFL history. That’s not No way Jerry Jones is going to mess this up. Hungry Root is Let me uh get rid of that. Oh no. Let me start the screen back. Oh, you had an injury last year in the hospital. Long story short, but I’m sure um I’m glad you’re home and I’m glad you’re getting better, bro. Glad you’re getting better. I’m glad everything. Sorry about hearing your injury. Yeah, me. Wait, your son didn’t throw a cake in your face for your birthday? No. Oh, they’re getting ready to put a cake in my face, Mitch. They’re getting butterfly came up with an idea. Yeah, you told me that. You told me this. Yeah. And let me tell you, Junior is going crazy over here. Wait. Oh, yeah. He’s getting impatient. He wants it so bad. Oh, that’s can’t wait to jam the cake in my face. Look, that’s hilarious. Wait, can you see his face? I wonder if I can zoom in. Can I zoom in? I don’t think I can. Who’s the other two guys on the top? This is a ste this is urinating tree on the right. He’s a Steelers guy. Hilarious. And I forget the Giants. Can someone tell me who this guy is on the top left? Is he a Giants guy? I think it’s either Giants or Broncos. Oh my god. $47 million. And that’s cheaper. That’s cheaper than the like the deal that was uh rumored today that they were tweeting about. Okay. I did see this though. I did see if you guys made this trade, you basically would have to lose a lot of your core players. Any any thoughts on that? They didn’t lose any of their qualifiers. They didn’t lose nobody. That’s the best part. That is the best part. Oh my god. They didn’t lose anybody going forward. That’s not ne it depends on the way that this is going to be structured. But I don’t even know if they gave up a player. Is it just two first rounders? Cuz I’ll do that all day every day. All day every day tells you that all day every day. Here’s the ultimate take. David Mulligetta of Athletes First at a Hail in the ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract. That is an absolute jab right at Jerry Jones because remember what he said. I don’t like playing agents. Jerry Jones. We got Micah Parsons. So total Jerry Jones victory. Scooter. Like I I meant this before. Like holy cow. Like I did not see this happening because if the I’m taking a screenshot of this. You need to take your jersey off there, buddy. He’s not on that team no more. Took a screenshot. Cowboys did this. I’m like, you’re not a serious football team. Like you’re What are we doing? I’m going to use it as a meme on Twitter. Oh, I’m just Whenever I see a Cowboy tweet, I’m just going to put it there. I guess like the best player. I don’t even want you guys. I don’t want to watch football this season. I don’t figure out figure out your punishments here. I don’t What was that in the super chat? I’m reading. Oh, what this? No, the super chat about Oh, on the screen. Yeah. Yeah. What was Mike saying? Don’t laugh. We kind of lost res like the only res and we felt the same way. Listen listen Mike like our owner Mike. We were [ __ ] our owner had a gambling problem and he was ass just like Jerry Jones. You’re right. Yes, we’ve been through that. But this Reggie White wasn’t traded. He didn’t. Our guy just didn’t want to pay him. Jerry Jones actually traded his best player away for nothing. That’s how That’s still funny as hell. Want to make a reaction? I don’t want to do anything right now. Honestly, literally the season’s over before it’s even started. Here, you know it’s over. You can’t beat the Giants, Cowboys. It’s been over before the trade even began. Our best player. Listen, they would have beat the Giants, Mitch, if they had Michael Parsons. They’re not beating the Giants. Hey, my guy Charles is in the building. Charles is in the building. What is up, Charles? How’s it going, man? How’s it going? Hit that like. Hit that sub. Hit that notification bell. I’ll be live tonight at 7:30. What time is the Philly team tonight? Uh 6:30. Oh, that’s a good time for a game. That’s a good That’s a good time for a game. Yeah. I like that. I had I had a good birthday game. I got to watch. Yeah. And you had it for free on Apple TV. Yeah. The team that destroyed this in the playoffs for two first round. Who could even get three? Three. I understand. You had no leverage, dude. What do you mean? It’s Michael Parsons. What do you mean? He said you had no leverage. He was sitting on. No leverage. It’s Micah freaking Parsons. It’s Michael Parsons. A bench just laying down. You ruined it. What do you mean we have no leverage? You had no leverage. Pissed him off. He He’s under contract. What do you mean? We have no leverage. You You pretty much undermined. How do you do this? You love freaking on Instagram. Let’s go, baby. Dude, Tom is like a kid that just I Oh, I dude I I am speechless. Like, I did not think this was going to happen. I’m not playing Maddie. That’s Micah Parson’s. Uh, thank you. or goodbye letter or whatever. Yeah. Speak it up your ass, Jeremy. Yep. Here it is. Cowboys name. Growing up in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. I was one of the few kids in my neighborhood who cheered for the Dallas Cowboys. Nearly everyone around supported the Eagles, but I always believed in the Star idiot. Did you hear that? Halftime. Did you hear that? Barely. Here, hold on. Few kids in my neighborhood who cheered for the Dallas Cowboys. Nearly everyone around supported the Eagles, but I always believed in the Star. idiot. Jerry Jones is an idiot. Yep. So, David has a question for us. What’s up, David? Sorry, I’m on another tab. Uh, let’s see what Mike says first. There was a lot more to that story. Watch 30 for30 on veggie. It told you more. All right. Sounds good. How many games you got Dallas winning? I got them only winning six games. I have them winning five. Okay. I have a win five. They might not win at all. How many games do you have the Giants winning? Uh, seven, eight. I now I have the Giants. This is what I truly do. I have the Giants sweeping the Dallas Cowboys. Oh, yeah. Me, too. Um, I got six. Six times. They definitely got more than six. It’s like six to seven for me. I got I got eight. I got eight. Jerry Jones is the smartest princess man. People want to kill him, but he took a 265 million investment and he made 11 billion business. Coach is right on that. He did. He’s not dumb. We’re not saying he’s dumb businessman, but he also he also had Jim Johnson. They made that Jimmy Johnson made that move and it wasn’t him making it. Jimmy Johnson made the greatest move ever and turned that team into something. He is. And honestly, I hope he lives forever. Dude, I have no idea how you even like I don’t know what you do with Jerry. Like I I truly mean like I don’t know how you could do this. This is an unconscionably bad move. I mean this is one of the biggest trades. This doesn’t even make sense. What’s this move don’t even make sense. It just this doesn’t make sense at all. You know what’s funny? I saw this video on Tik Tok. some guy tried to do the same trade on men and it got denied because it don’t make sense. They would say you nobody does that. Nobody would take that trade cuz you know what you would everybody would take that trade. It don’t make sense. Oh what 26 years old? 27. Sound like that. He’s still young. If I were I would say probably AJ Brown of the Eagles. It’s that comp. Like it’s like this is a you know I don’t mean to it’s it goes on the same level as the AJ Brown trade. Um I guess no because you would have got more from Michael Parsons. You’re you’re you’re talking about you should have got three first round picks and a player or maybe two players and three first round picks. I did not Cameron. I did not. Or three first round picks, a fifth and a six. You know what I mean? It’s about fans wanting Super Bowls while an owner not wanting to spend money. So, should I call him a Jew now? Because he doesn’t want to spend money. Why should I be a Jew? Uh, his pockets of fans consumers stop pay. Yep. It’s the same thing. I’ve been saying that about the Sixers. People should not pay for to go to the Sixers games. My friend turned down free Sixers tickets. I always do. I always do. I would have taken it free. I would have taken a free game. Free from my work and I turn them down. It depends on who they’re playing, right? It don’t even matter who they’re playing. No, for me like if I get to see the Rockets, right? Would you take that? Because I know you want you had the Rockets winning the whole thing. Yeah, I would take that. See, I would take that one just to take apparently just to take it this time, but I would turn him down. Your friend was smart for that. I’m going to tell him that. I’m going to tell him you said that. He’s actually his new podcast is actually on the network right now, guys. It’s called the solution breakdown where we talked about everything in the football world. Uh we talked about the Michael Parson trade. We talked about is it realistic for the Eagles to repeat uh the Bengals? Are they going to make the playoffs or not? No, they’re not. Yeah, we both there’s three wild card teams, right? So, we both had them as a third. Um I forget what else. I got it right here on my phone. Uh uh are Seahawks actually going to make a jump this year? No, that’s what I said. They’re going to be the same. Yeah, they’re not they’re not they’re not going to go forward. They’re not going to go back. They’re going to be roughly scale of they’re the same. He’s he’s not a big believer in the Steelers and I’m like, dude, they’re going to be good. I have them getting nine wins. Be better. I got them getting nine. Yeah. He’s like, I’m not a believer. I’m like, that’s all right. That’s fair. They’re still going to have a winning record. Cool. Cool’s in the building. What’s up, Cat? Oh, wait, wait. Halftime. Wasn’t there something we wanted to tell Cool Cat right now? I forgot. You forget everything. Tanner, remember the Tanner McKe thing? Oh, Tanner McKe. No, not that. The Super Bowl. No, how he was the he was the last guy to hold the ball. No, not Tanner McKe. No, that was Tanner McKe in the Super Bowl. No, that was Kenny Picket. That was Kenny Picket. Kenny Picket, cool cat is actually the Super Bowl champion and not Jaylen freaking hurts. Okay. How you feel about that? Jaylen Herz didn’t win the Super Bowl. He got benched. He got benched in the third quarter and they gave it to Kenny Pig to raise up the trophy. Oh, by the way, Cool. Like, [ __ ] you, Anton. By the way, Cool Cat, uh, go join the fantasy. I love you. Yeah, he’s laughing. Uh, yeah, cool cat, join the fantasy league I told you about. Uh, the link, go join. Make sure you join it. Hey, halftime, Kenny Pickin is with the Raiders now. He might have a chance to be on every team at this rate. I forgot he got traded to the Raiders. Yeah, he got I didn’t know he could do that. I didn’t even know you could do that. I honestly forgot about the freaking Raiders. Hear that, Cool? the Las Vegas freaking Raiders. I didn’t know you can get traded like that. I didn’t know either. Blow so much smoke. But once again, that never happens either. Yeah, look at this. This is Jerry waving the white flag hash or quote allin. This is like one of the biggest trades we have seen in a very long time. Holy cow, man. Didn’t Russell Wilson get three first round picks? Yes, he got three. You ready for this? Russell Wilson got three first round draft picks and Jerry Trey Lance got three first round picks. Jesus, Jerry, what are you doing? He got three first round picks. He thinks he did good. And Kenny freaking picking is a two world champion. picture. That’s why That’s why you And you can argue that’s why you [ __ ] my head up because you said Tayen McKinn. I’m like I Yeah. I was like, “Yo, Cat Pig is a Super Bowl champion.” Yeah. I said Tanner freaking McKe because that’s all we would say on Ket Mitch. Oh, that’s my head of If you would have said Kenny Picket, I would have been like, “Oh, My bad. By the way, uh, Cool, if you’re still here, I’m going to be on the Birds of Barry Monday night because I got Monday Night Raw at 2 o’clock. So, I’m going to be on Birds of Barley Monday night. Make sure that’s on my channel, bro. You is way more than jersey. You can take it off, dude. You have a white under there. What are we doing? No wonder they were 30% off. What are we doing? No wonder why the 30% off. You literally gave the Dallas Cowboys literally gave up. Michael Parsons. I mean like for nothing for two high number two draft picks. The Philly backup uh the Philly Buck guys and the Dallas M Wolverines. Who would you take that miss? No. Taylor freaking McGee number one. Uh, Jets get two first and a third plus a player for Jamal Adams. Yeah, that right. Like look what they just gave. Like God freaking I would do it in a heartbeat. Oh my god. Look, I would have gave you Jordan Davis. Yeah. By the way, Jordan Davis and a damn first real pick. Here you go, Jerry. By the way, coach, great stream last night at the college game. You and Man cave killed it. I was watching it for a little bit. So, good job last night, man. Go Michigan. Uh, Dallas will pick near the bottom of their draft next year. Yes. Oh, yes. So, where do you have them? I have them right now. I have the Dallas Cowboys. Fourth. Yeah, me too. fourth or third pick in in the what you call it in the draft. Yeah. Guys, make sure you tune in tomorrow morning at 10:00 a.m. for the uh NFL Sunday morning show on the hardcore sports network. Me, James, and Bo, we’re going to be predicting the standings for the for the se uh for the season and then we’re going to go back to it and see who got the most right. And watch me get the most right. No. No. No. Would I get one right? Oh, you’ll get a you’ll get two right. Yay. I’ll take two. The rest of them you’re getting wrong. Of course. Package all those picks for a quarterback. Wait, is Arc Manning getting drafted or no? Next year, right? I heard he’s not coming out of the draft. Oh, I didn’t. That’s what I heard. Correct me if I’m wrong. Thanks, bro. Jesus. Oh, you got two games. Uh, which one is on the hardcore sports network? Uh, coach, which one? Because I’m seeing in Michigan tonight on the network as well. I think me and you both have a game at 7:30. Yeah. Wearing a 7,900 people in this Michael Parson. Michael Parson goes to the Green Bay Packers. Isn’t that funny how uh that the Cowboys on the top and the Packers are on the same side? That is funny. It just happened. I mean, what can I say? It is the stupidest trade I ever heard. I want to I just want to say this before the show, my tagline said 100% laughing at Scooter. And Scooter openly questioned me and he was like, “What does that even mean?” And the trade news broke right then and there. We went live instantly. The shock and awe of Scooter right now is a is hilarious. I think I think he’s a guys five points vid. I think he’s a Broncos fan. I really think he’s Broncos. Is it a Broncos or a Giants? Amazing. Also, I’m actually looking forward to playing you two times this year. How’s your defense gonna? Giants. Tyrone Tracy Packers are going to play the Cowboys on Sunday Night Football in Texas and I got to watch that again. How’s your defense going to stop Tyrone Tracy going to play the Cowboys on Sunday Night Football in Texas? Let me ask you something. Ready for this? How many sacks is Michael Parsons gonna get against Dak Prescott in that game? Oh, how many sacks? Cuz you know he’s coming to play. Oh, he’s pissed. You know, Michael Barson’s pissed and he’s going to sack the hell out of a guy that they g they paid $60 million to and they wouldn’t give him his money. Yeah. Oh, I can’t wait. Yeah, I got three sacks. I got three sacks. I got four. Got three sacks and I got him out of the game. Oh, yo, he’s gonna hit us. Please let me go home. Mike is killing me over here. Hold on one second, guys. If you want to join our NFL pickums. Make sure you join it. I’m going to drop the link in the chat right now. It’s with us in the Aboriginal Sports Network. Make sure you guys uh there’s the link if you guys want to join our NFL pickups this year. Uh Aru says, “Miss, who you like better, Graci or McGruger?” Uh Graci, I like them both. I like Groo. I do too. But I like his I like his little uh clips when he does it with the Commanders, Eagles and all. God, if he ever does that one again, I don’t even know if he can. What’s he gonna say with the Dallas Cowboys? I liked style. By the way, guys, if we’re watching for Tom Graci, my second channel wouldn’t be where it’s at right now. I’m not gonna say that. I’m just gonna say that. Here’s Evan, a Giants fan. What is up? Parson’s gonna have a great year. Happy he’s out of Dallas. I think we are. Evans, you got to be excited. You’re about to sweep the damn Dallas Cowboys this year. You’re going to own them. The Giants are gonna I’ve always been a Florida Gator fan. I have it. The Eagles. I have Commanders. I have the Giants and I have Dallas [ __ ] dead last. Yep. Me too. Freaking Dak Pres is going to be in so behind that he’s going to have to throw the ball like all the time. Oh, look at this super chat. Look at this super chat. Here’s some cash that Jerry should have spent on Micah. $5. Florida Gator fan. We’re gonna focus on college football this year. I put my whole Ricky’s a god. He He Listen, can you guys trade digs, too? I’m becoming a college football YouTube channel going forward. You guys ain’t breaking my balls. The pickups isn’t opening up. Okay. Um, ask cokes ask Mac the spam for the link. Who will send it to you? Ask Mac. I’m pretty sure he’ll send it to you. Um, oh, there’s one more video. Guess who came out of the woodworks, guys? Guess who came out of the woodworks for a Cowboys vid? You ready for this? Uh, halftime. Guess who uh made a vid? a bid. A video on the Micah Parsons. Yes. Oh, I don’t know. Uh, Boys for Life. Oh, boys. He comes back whenever there’s a a big deal coming on or a big trade or whatever. He does that. Like, he want to cry. Listen to this. I don’t get it. I don’t get it. I don’t understand why these fans of the Dallas Cowboys are so up in arms, so going crazy about this trade. Look, Micah didn’t want to be the trade. The title is called # Micah uh Parsons by here. Micah kept poking and poking and poking Jerry and wanted things done on his terms. The difference between Dak, CD, and Parsons is Dak and CD kept quiet. They eventually got paid. Parsons kept poking and poking and poking. Parsons is the one that kept saying, “I want a team friendly deal so that way we can put pieces around me and the other core guys so we can go get a championship.” Parsons was the one requesting to get help. Parsons was the one asking, needing, wanting, going to take a lesser deal. Parsons is the one that lied. Uh, Mets, we’re actually going to hop off in a little bit because I have a long day today. So, I got to get ready. I’m hanging out with Really? He went He went Jerry’s way. Yeah, he’s agreeing with this is what a these are how crazy Dallas Cowboy fans are. Right. Right. They’re acting like Michael Parsons ain’t even worth it anymore. Oh, he’s the one that likes to the one that lied. Parsons is the one. Dude, are you crazy? How? And if you’re even if you want to blame Michael Parsons, it was a bad trade. You didn’t get you’re not you didn’t get nothing worth it. You just gave up on him. You Dallas Cowboy fans are crazy. I’m not going to I I will I got to stick up. Get on the internet and have a podcast. You really think he’s all about football? You really think his mind is 100% in it? He can sit there and say all the right words to us. Yeah. Watch him play in Green Bay way better than he did in Dallas. Watch. You know why? You’re gonna be like, “Well, this happened and this happened.” He’s talking about remember the podcast thing because Michael Parsons does have a podcast. He’s comparing him to like what happened with Paul George, you know, with Paul George and his podcast. How first off Paul George is older. Second off, Michael Parson’s in his prime for like the next 5 10 years. So just But is he for real? Is he for real about it? I don’t know. He’s just a headache. He’s a great talent. Yes. Wow. But he is a guy who can’t stop the run. He’s a guy who can’t cover. He’s a guy that creates too much drama. He didn’t want to be here. Jerry Jones carries the drama. It’s Jerry’s world. That’s where the drama is. It’s all Jerry’s fault. Jerry Jones. He wants some Jerry’s money. Oh my agreeing with Jerry. Why are they agreeing? My cowboy fans are so upset that we got rid of him. Were we winning when he was here? No. You’re going to win. You’re going to win games now. Jack, you jack it. I feel like I want that. You’re going to win from a team that could barely make it in the playoffs. I feel like I’m watching Happy Gilmore. Even make the playoffs. I feel like I’m watching a Happy Gilmore, you jackass. Look at winning. He acts like right now they’re going to go to the playoffs without Michael Parsons. You’re calling out sick the next day. I want to I’m going to say that for that game. Yeah. whether it’s here or not. Yes. I would never forget this. Remember when the Eagles are playing the Cowboys a couple years ago? I was on a live stream with him with Boys for Life. The Eagles were kicking the Cowboys ass and then he goes, “Miss, I got to cut you loose. I gotta You got to hop off my stream.” I’m like, “Huh? You’re bad luck.” I’m like, “All right.” Damn. He kicked me off because the eagle go kicking his ass. You pay your quarterback, you pay your top wide receiver, you gonna pay your star linebacker, edge rusher. How are you going to be able to put critical role pieces around this team, around your stars to be able to compete? You can’t. Even your dog is saying, “What the [ __ ] are you talking about?” Yes. What is he talking about? I am I am my mind you Dallas Cowboy fans all you are crazy. I will say this Cole’s Cowboy he’s the blaming Jerry. He’s realistically knows who’s at fault for us. He’s not going to just say, “Oh, you know what? It’s okay, Jerry. You’re right.” Yeah. What is wrong with you? You act like you’re going to be better without Michael Parsons mentally. How do you think if you know football, how do you think you’re better without him? That is mindboggling. Now maybe now maybe you can keep Brandon Aubrey. Maybe you can keep a few other guys that you picked up that are due for contract. Don Bland and a couple other guys. baby. But we were getting rid of one to keep right and do your job right. You wouldn’t be in you wouldn’t have be in a cap hell like might like bring Dak Prescott getting $60 million instead of signing for $60 million actually get a good deal. Yeah. And by the way, Nick, I know about his birthday stream. I know about it. And I think the four or the I mean the three, excuse me, that I just named, I think perfectly fit this Cowboys team. Brandon Aubrey is your star player of scoring points. We all know the Cowboys cannot score inside the 20. Yo, you’re behind field goal. You’re gonna be behind every game. You’re going to be behind every game. Every game. Oh my god. Cowboy fans are delusional. Yeah. But anyway, those are my thoughts. I’m good with it. Yeah. Cowboys as usual. On to the Eagles next week. I can’t wait. You’re you’re you’re you’re delusional. Wow. I want to see what the comments are saying. Delusional. You’re right. Hey, Joey Stinks. Uh yeah, look. See, I don’t even know who I don’t even know who this guy is. Who the hell are you? Oh, another go. Okay. All right. That is cra How is Dallas Cowboy fans agreeing with Jerry Jones? David said it funny. Halftime. You doing a playbyplay tomorrow for the Logan Paul and Cena match? No. No. No. That’s gonna be horrible, too. Even hold on. Ethan John Cena don’t want to wrestle him. Yeah, because how bad is I’ll be live tomorrow with Denise for class in Paris. I still got to schedule it. Logan Paul, it was in that. It’s in your It’s in It’s in your DMs. I can’t sell it. Do the copyright. It’s in your DMs. Oh, I seen it again and I keep on laughing about it. I’m like, look how bad this fake punch was. Yeah, I laugh so hard. Yeah, cowboy fans, you are delusional if you’re gonna say, “Oh, we’ll be all right without Michael Parsons.” Yeah. Delusion. delusion at the top of the top. You’re delusion. You’re going to be worse now. And then when you find out you’re worse, and I don’t understand how you don’t know you’re going to be worse now than you were with him. How about you say Dak Pres guy, can you play a full year? No more guy. What is up? Can you pay him 60 million? Hey, uh, no more guy. I haven’t seen you in a bit. Yep. Uh, no more guy. Really quick here. I want to see if I can get it. Yes, Coach Ed is going to be streaming the LSU tonight. He’s going to be streaming the LSU vers Clemson tonight on the Hardcore Sports Network. And I will be streaming Michigan vers uh New Mexico. And I the Phillies and the Braves and watch them lose. And maybe we can get a win. We can win this series. I think we can win the series if we win this game. Yeah, it’s a four game series. So, really quick because I had to get off in like 10 minutes or so. You know what’s going on with this whole fighter thing with Roside Jackson? Have you heard about that? Yeah. Okay. So, quick thing first. Uh there’s a video we can actually react to really quick here. I need to find it. Uh you know the UFC fighter uh Rampage Jackson? No, I’m sorry. No, you’re good. You’re good. Give me a second here. I’m gonna I work for a living, [ __ ] So do I. He said, “So do I.” What job do you got? Working at Wonderbread. They closed down. Wonderbread. You know what else goes down though? I kind of miss it. Toys are Us. I missed that growing up. Yes. Why is that gone? I don’t know. That’s gone. Blockbuster’s gone. Y like my childhood is pretty much gone. Your childhood. My childhood. There you go. When you get old, Mitch, your childhood goes to hell. It all goes away. You know, I wish when I was a child, you know, now I wish there was the internet, there was Google, there was freaking YouTube when I was a kid. Yeah, because how old were you when the computer got uh release or shut up? Shut up. I don’t I’m serious. No, when was Google made? I’ll look it up. Oh my god. I’m I’m before Google. Uh Google was 987 98 97. Google’s 26 years old. So 98. I’m older than Google. 26 years old. I’m older than Google. Wait, I’m older than Google. Yeah. Wow. How do you feel now? I’m older than the internet. I was so younger than you. Yeah. Yeah. Be serious. Oh my god. That’s funny. That is funny. Yeah. So, when did the computer internet come out? How old is the internet? They had the computer. They had AOL. The internet is 42 years old. [ __ ] you, internet. [ __ ] you. Yes, I’m older than the internet. I do remember when I was a kid and I was in school. Yeah. The computer came out and we were playing Oregonian Trail. Okay. But it Mitch, it was a square box and it would it was so hard to play and hard to so hard to see the [ __ ] [ __ ] It was crazy. It was rough. Dial was the How old is dialup phones? Oh, dial phones are They’re old. Let’s see. I’m kidding 33. Yeah, they’re old. I mean, yeah, I’m not even halfway. Yeah, I’m not even halfway halfway there. Oh god. So, uh, yeah, guys, I think I end it here. I got a long day to do today. Hang out. I’m a little I’m a little ticked off. Why? Because around your Roy Rogers and I don’t have a Roy Rogers around my way. What? You have a Roy Rogers around your I don’t have one around my way. Oh, really? [ __ ] But I don’t want to drive all the way to Jerry to go get to Roy Rogers. How? It’s like 20 minutes. It’s 10 minutes away. Yeah, but I don’t want to do that. I’d rather have it five. It’s literally 10 minutes away. With their [ __ ] cheeseburger, bacon cheeseburger right now sounds really good. Wait, I have a question. Are they on Door Dash? Like, could you do Door Dash for them? Uber. They’re not even on Door Dash or Uber Eats. Because it’s too far away. I can get something that’s in Philly. What are you talking about? No, it’s too far away. That’s because you live right out at the bridge, you [ __ ] You might have closed it to the bridge. Yeah. Yeah. The Roy Rogers right there is just too far away. I don’t. Get the [ __ ] out of here. I don’t. Yes, I remember KB Toy Story. They had the toy soldiers on the side. I don’t know what that is. KB Toy Story. Never even heard of it. Yes, you did. No, I did not. Yes, you did. No, I did not. Google it and then you’ll be like, “Oh, yeah. I remember that.” What is it called again? KB Toy Story. Uh, it was that Toys R Us, [ __ ] KB Juice was cheaper than Toys R Us. Never heard of this. Yes, you have. No, I have not. Mhm. Unless I really forget. You got Yes, we’re Yes. Uh, Spunzy, we are 70 episodes away from 169. There you go. Uh, guys, next week is episode 100. Next week is episode 100 of uh, We Can Wake Up. Really appreciate everyone’s support. We’re going to laugh at halftime being old again next week. So, yeah, halftime receiving the Phillies tonight. I’m streaming Michigan. Coach Ed is streaming LSU. He’s actually saving two college games today. Oh, wow. I have time. Do you got anything to say? Not much. All right, guys. Hit that like, hit that subscribe, hit that notification bell. We’ll catch you later. Catch you guys on rebound.
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