Nah bro, I’d leave the league, this is long term life altering bs.
It’s much harder to donate sperm than you’d think.
“So…dad? Can you tell me why you contributed to my existence?”
“You ever hear about fantasy football?…”
This would be way worse for me.
I’d have to reverse my vasectomy, donate sperm, then redo the vasectomy.
From what I’ve heard from people who have done it, subsequent vasectomies are significantly more unpleasant.
18 years later someone finds out they only exist because someone thought Kyle Pitts was “due” to bounce back
Man, these leagues with punishments that have lifelong consequences are unhinged lol
if i found a sperm bank nearby i would so do that right now cause i would most likely lose
Of all the things that won’t happen.
This won’t happen.
You must go to a townie bar in a town you are not from on Karaoke night and song “Just A Girl” by No Doubt a total of 3 times, not consecutively, over the course of 3 hours. You may not drink alcohol. You may not explain why you are doing it.
As someone who has procreated, they tell you no hot tubs or tight underwear. Just do both before you donate and go ‘welp’ ‘guess I don’t have any swimmers’
This reminds me of the last episode of The League.
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Nah bro, I’d leave the league, this is long term life altering bs.
It’s much harder to donate sperm than you’d think.
“So…dad? Can you tell me why you contributed to my existence?”
“You ever hear about fantasy football?…”
This would be way worse for me.
I’d have to reverse my vasectomy, donate sperm, then redo the vasectomy.
From what I’ve heard from people who have done it, subsequent vasectomies are significantly more unpleasant.
18 years later someone finds out they only exist because someone thought Kyle Pitts was “due” to bounce back
Man, these leagues with punishments that have lifelong consequences are unhinged lol
if i found a sperm bank nearby i would so do that right now cause i would most likely lose
Of all the things that won’t happen.
This won’t happen.
You must go to a townie bar in a town you are not from on Karaoke night and song “Just A Girl” by No Doubt a total of 3 times, not consecutively, over the course of 3 hours. You may not drink alcohol. You may not explain why you are doing it.
As someone who has procreated, they tell you no hot tubs or tight underwear. Just do both before you donate and go ‘welp’ ‘guess I don’t have any swimmers’
This reminds me of the last episode of The League.
“Pete’s your dad…”