Build the perfect player: Pelicans

We’re working together to build the perfect NBA player, but we can only use players who have suited up for the Pelicans. Bet. Shooting. Pa Soyakovich. I was thinking PA, too. I don’t think there’s going to be anybody better than than Hornets. Pager. Yeah, Pia. Defense. Drew Holiday. I’m not mad at Drew Holiday. Athleticism. Oh, Zion. Get Big Z. Easily. Okay. Body. Zion would have been bad for her either. Yo, David West. Like it’s got to be somebody more lean than David West, right? David Wesley, Devonte Graham, Devonte Graham. God, Dante Cunningham. You funny. Josh Hart, Brandon Inger, I was thinking of Brandon Inger. Brandon. We always pick players that have a lot of injury history when we pick box. Always. Those are the best guys. Passing Chris Paul. Chris Paul. IQ. Oh, Ron. Rhonda. Scoring. Anthony Davis. Oh, okay. Rebounding. Demarcus Cousins. Yeah. Oh, They all cooking and then they handle CJ McCullum. I’m not mad at CJ. Baron Davis. No, that’s the other team. Yeah, we might as well stick with CJ McCull. CJ McCullum. Need my cup.

43 comments
  1. imho, switch AD and Boogie cause Boogie was a lowkey monster in his prime and actually had a decent three ball he always had like 50, but you can’t really go wrong either way

  2. Shooting – Peja Stojakovic
    Athleticism – Zion Williamson
    Defense – Tyson Chandler
    Body – Julius Randle
    Passing – Rajon Rondo
    IQ – Jrue Holiday
    Scoring – Anthony Davis
    Rebounding – Demarcus Cousins
    Handles – Chris Paul

  3. My different picks

    Shooting: JJ Redick
    Defense: Tony Allen
    Body: Steven Adams
    IQ: José Alvarado
    Handles: Isaiah Thomas
    Rebounding: Jonas Valanciunas

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