That seems physically improbable, but I’m here for the hype
This is *not* what we meant by saying “we need to surround Drake Maye with weapons”.
First Jack Jones, now TreVeyon? When will our players learn to stop carrying weapons!
I’d like to reiterate my former comment when this was posted last- dude is gonna hang dong on the league this year.
Well we did say we needed to surround Drake with weapons

That’s my RB
🍆🍆🍆
Absolute DOG
Trip hazard
People don’t know this but having a huge penis makes you better at running. It acts like a counter weight on a bow, keeping the runner upright.
Playing outta the three point stance. Tripod szn is upon us
We’ve come full circle…from Zeke Mowatt flashing Lisa Olsen and format Pats owner Victor Kiam bragging about Olsen seeing “Patriot Missles” (to well deserved outrage in the 1990) to college girls openly bragging about Patriots players having “weapons” 35 years later.
We spent decades pretending Randy “The Big Unit” Johnson didn’t get his nickname because of his big unit
Surprised he is so quick and agile.
Oops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.
Mines hangs below the knee too. On an unrelated note I walk upside down on my hands
Don’t sleep on Gee Scott Jr.’s penis.
What about Gee Scott. Maybe he got the 🔨
He’s gotta make sure he’s going to see Dr Mantis Tobbogan before the season starts
Hello, I assumed he sent a picture of his legs (below the knee) and those were his weapons. I am innocent.
The combo of Drake Maye, Stefon Diggs, and Treveyon Henderson may just win us a 7th SB Ring
A real presence in the locker room
Pretty sure this is referencing G Scott
How does he run that fast with 3 legs?
You know he keeps that’s thang on him.
This is the weirdest beauty contestant interview I’ve ever seen. Did she win?
Jerry Jones about to offer all the firsts he got for TreVeyon
When this first came out, people said this is likely referring to Gee Scott, not Treveyon
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That seems physically improbable, but I’m here for the hype
This is *not* what we meant by saying “we need to surround Drake Maye with weapons”.
First Jack Jones, now TreVeyon? When will our players learn to stop carrying weapons!
I’d like to reiterate my former comment when this was posted last- dude is gonna hang dong on the league this year.
Well we did say we needed to surround Drake with weapons

That’s my RB
🍆🍆🍆
Absolute DOG
Trip hazard
People don’t know this but having a huge penis makes you better at running. It acts like a counter weight on a bow, keeping the runner upright.
Playing outta the three point stance. Tripod szn is upon us
We’ve come full circle…from Zeke Mowatt flashing Lisa Olsen and format Pats owner Victor Kiam bragging about Olsen seeing “Patriot Missles” (to well deserved outrage in the 1990) to college girls openly bragging about Patriots players having “weapons” 35 years later.
We spent decades pretending Randy “The Big Unit” Johnson didn’t get his nickname because of his big unit
Surprised he is so quick and agile.
Oops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.
Mines hangs below the knee too. On an unrelated note I walk upside down on my hands
Don’t sleep on Gee Scott Jr.’s penis.
What about Gee Scott. Maybe he got the 🔨
He’s gotta make sure he’s going to see Dr Mantis Tobbogan before the season starts
Hello, I assumed he sent a picture of his legs (below the knee) and those were his weapons. I am innocent.
The combo of Drake Maye, Stefon Diggs, and Treveyon Henderson may just win us a 7th SB Ring
A real presence in the locker room
Pretty sure this is referencing G Scott
How does he run that fast with 3 legs?
You know he keeps that’s thang on him.
This is the weirdest beauty contestant interview I’ve ever seen. Did she win?
Jerry Jones about to offer all the firsts he got for TreVeyon
When this first came out, people said this is likely referring to Gee Scott, not Treveyon
Let’s ride it all the way to the Super Bowl!
TreVeyon the HAMMER HAVER
Big D, T
So he’s like 17 inches soft? Seems… improbable.