A Cowboys & Eagles Fan Reaction to Week 1

Please don’t get blown out. Please don’t get blown out. Please don’t get blown out. It’s one thing to be hanging a Super Bowl banner in the first game of the season. It’s another to make the Cowboys watch. It should have been us playing tonight. We should have been hanging the banner. Jaylen Carter got ejected. I mean, that’s like losing Micah Park. Never mind. What are you doing, Jaylen Carter? Why would you spit at Dak Prescott? All you had to do was wait. He was going to just throw an interception at some point. [Music] flag. We scored the first touchdown and it was a rushing touchdown. The Cowboys scored first. Honestly, this is embarrassing. Oh, so now Javvante Williams is good. Great. But Jaylen Herd scores next. We are so back. Javvante Williams again. We actually have a run game. Okay. Did we trade away Micah Parsons? Like, what the hell is going on with this defense? Oh, Kenny Clark. I know him. Oh, is the media still saying Jaylen Herz is a terrible quarterback? H. So, how’s that whole stopping the run thing going? Just asking. Brandon Aubrey, I love you. The fact that we’re even losing by three to this team, I’m deeply ashamed. Saquon Barkley, I hate you. Squan Barkley, you beautiful man. Thank you again, Giants. You’re not welcome. I still love you, Brandon Aubrey. Dak Prescott spit at Jaylen Carter first. Dak spit first. I didn’t see Dak do anything. Nope. AJ Dylan. I know him, too. I want Dak Prescott suspended as soon as this game is over cuz I’m still waiting for that interception. My Sanders fumbled the ball. Collusion. Collusion. Miles Sanders. Once an Eagle, always an Eagle. Once we get back from this weather delay, we’re going to score so many points. Oh, a lightning delay. Looks like God hates these teams as much as I do. Has anyone seen AJ Brown? Personally, I’m okay if they cancel the game and both teams lose. Why can’t you catch the ball, CD Lamb? Oh, look. AJ Brown finished his book. That’s nice for him to come into the game. On one hand, we were competitive, and on the other hand, I’m still devastated. So, just another Cowboys season. Was it pretty? No. Was it a win? Yes. Did it make Cowboys fans cry? Also, yes. It was a good night. [Music]

There was spitting, ejections, and heartbreak in the first game of the 2025 NFL Season. Time to check in with Cowboys & Eagles fans.

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30 comments

  2. That Black Nation Anthem was and will continue to be a thing of beauty!!! They should make one for the Gays next, and sing it before every game as well

  11. If the cowboys can play like that most games, it’s gonna be a good season. Heck, even if they don’t make the playoffs, just play like that. Haven’t seen that from them in so many, many years. I think it’s Shotty’s influence. You go brother.

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