LSU vs. Louisiana Tech 2025 Live Play-by-Play | Week 2 College Football Action
[Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] [Music] Heat up [Music] here. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat [Music] [Music] up here. Heat [Music] up here. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat [Music] up [Music] [Music] here. [Music] Heat [Music] up here. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] What is up? Good evening. Another day for LSU football. All right, we got the Bulldogs and the Tigers. We got uh we got uh an instate I wouldn’t call it a rivalry but it is an instate game as uh I think the last time we played them was like 2017 was it think I said earlier 2017 shade I don’t need that no more let me move my shade need the lights on. I don’t know anything. [Music] All right, now I got everything all done. What’s up, Mario? How you doing? Oh, we man. So, we got the Bulldogs and the Tigers come up in about what time? What? What? I think like five minutes, I think. Is it on yet? Let’s see. Let’s see. Is it on? Let’s see. I got to get back out. Get back in. Go search here. And come on. Why so There it is. Why so [ __ ] hard to find? Why so [ __ ] hard to find? So, you got Oklahoma and Michigan. They’re kicking off like 20 minutes. And this game is supposed to kick off in like 5 minutes, I think. I think put this since this game is not on not on TV. It’s kicking off like right at uh 6:30 or 6:32 local time. So, you got Troy and uh Clemson. Clemson’s uh back ahead. So, I guess that they’re probably going to win this game by uh Yeah, Troy’s not winning this game. It was fun while it was fun while it lasted for uh know for Troy and Clemson. It was It was fun while it lasted, but Clemson’s going to win that game. Clemson is going to win that game. It’s not not going to be uh it’s not going to be close at all. All right, man. So, yeah, I’m on uh two channels again tonight. So, guess we got the Yeah, Vanderbilt plays Virginia Tech and um there’s another game escaping me. I’ll think about it in a minute. Two lanes playing. Yeah, Florida’s uh having a struggling against South Florida. Florida’s struggling against South Florida, but uh Florida probably win that game. Are they playing South Alabama? I’m watching Clemson. I can I could put that on other TV. Oklahoma game hadn’t started yet. Uh, right. Let’s go to Where’s that? Sports and Yeah, I’d rather watch two lane. Oh, LSU. There’s a game is start. Where to start on the app? Yeah. Watching the Army game. Oh, I rather watch two lane. Oh, hell. She’s wearing white jerseys tonight with gold helmets and gold pants. So, LSU fans that [ __ ] about us wearing white helmets and [ __ ] like that, you can wait. You can wait till uh another week. What’s up, Kelly Gardner? Member Gang in the house. What’s up, Kelly Gardner? Member Gang in the house. There’s uh we got Tigers and the Bulldogs. Okay. lo in using stream center. What the hell’s that? Oh, I thought I thought I’m already logged in the app. Got to log in again. Now I got to go get my goddamn. Got to get my freaking uh what you call it? I don’t if I have that. I don’t know if I do or not. Let’s see. What’s up, Eagle Fang? Well, Clemson’s winning. Well, Clemson is winning now. So is Florida. So, but uh they got Vanderbilt and Virginia Tech. They’re airing on ESPN News. So, that’s why that’s right. Like, this the Clemson game was delayed a while because of rain. That’s why. That’s why. Yeah, they party over there in they’ll party down in Tampa if they uh if they get the win over Florida. What happened to the you searching for like the college football in the app? ESPN changed your freaking app. Oh, where is the college football section? I got to go all the way down. ESPN changed her [ __ ] app up. So, it’s 85 degrees in Baton Rouge and LSU will get it first. The Tigers get the ball first. All right. Now, we’re underway. That’s going to be a touchback. So, first and 10 to 20. I’m sorry. Okay. 25 25 yard line. 25 yd line. All right. Where’s the two lane game at? Where’s the two-lane game? There it is. Oh, [ __ ] It’s on ESPN Plus. Never mind. [ __ ] All right. So, first and 10 LSU at the 25 yd line for Nusmeire out on the field as uh she’s wearing white. We got a text wearing red cheers to the chat. So, first and 10 at the 25 now smiring a shotgun. They’re going to run it. And that’s uh I think that’s what’s this that’s probably Durham gets about three yards. Get up more. We got a player down already on from on the first play. It’s one of our offensive linemen. Moore is down. First goddamn play, man. First freaking play he gets hurt. First goddamn play. What’s up, True? Yeah, Clemson is going to win that game. Let me let me let me build my uh Let me build my what you call No, no. I can I can do all this. like how you can build a multiream on YouTube TV. I like that. I like that. So, so we got second and seven has a has uh more is slow to walk off for LSU. What’s up, Paxton? Are you now in your 40s, man? I’m I’m barely in my 40s. That’s our starting center. Hopefully he’s all right. That’s our starting center. All right, so second and seven at the 28 yd line. Nusmeer and here’s a catch made at the 34, but it’s about a yard short. Not not really a not really a great throw by Nusmeer. going to be third and one. That was Anderson on the reception. Yeah, he he he didn’t really I don’t think he had that many receptions last week. So, it’s a third and one. LSU goes in shotgun and they’re going to run it. That’s a first down across a 35 to a 36. So, Kaden Durham with a carry first down LSU. Yeah, he came from Virginia Tech. We definitely don’t we definitely don’t need any uh injuries to the offensive line. We saw what happened with the Saints last year when that happened. So Durham had 74 yards on the ground last week against Clemson. But so first and 10 at the 35 their own 35 yd line for LSU as Nusmeire going to go down the field. They got a guy open and but it’s underthrown and it’s going to be intercepted. Picked off at the 30 yd line as Richard picks it off. Interception. Way underthrown. Way underthrown. Horrible throw by Nusmeer. Even the cicas are bad. And what’s Tiger Rant doing? Is Tiger Grant bitching about the interception? Let’s see here. That ball was way under throw, man. What’s up, Eagle Fang? Yeah, it appears that this quarterback class is kind of overrated. Like everything else in life, you know, and when when when they when they build [ __ ] up, what happens? All right, first and 10, Bulldogs, they have it at the their own 29. There’s a hand off and that’s going to go nowhere. Maybe a yard. That ball was way under thrown. I mean, if that ball was thrown out in front, it’s a touchdown. It’s touchdown. So, man, I love YouTube. I love YouTube TV, man. you can like build a like a multistream like a multi- view is it’s I like it man. All right. So, second and nine. They did they get they did give him a yard and here’s a pass guy opens at 35. Makes a catch and gets to about the 37 yardd line. Third and two. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. See what game I want to take off. Uh all right. So, uh third down. Here’s a catch. May get zipped up and incomplete. Man, weeks had a uh the other not not not uh not Witw Weeks the other Weeks had a chance for interception is fourth down. Fourth down. Uh what’s up Buck Ray Bolts? Stay tuned. What UF? Stay tuned. I I don’t care about that game. I’m worried about LSU right now. I don’t care about uh so it’s uh fourth and two. Louisiana Tech will punt it away. They they’re wearing red tonight. Should change their color to red. Punt away. Uh sky high going to go out of bounds. I mean it’s going to be up on the 25 30 yard line. Let’s see. Uh it’s chance. Uh, I like playing Louisiana Tech, man. We should play them more. Where’s the ball at? Horrible camera angle, guys. I don’t I don’t know where the ball is cuz the camera angle and the camera guy never showed that. Yeah. Yeah. remember uh Louisiana Tech used to have a really, you know, decent football program, but I don’t think they have much talent on their team. So, we got Mississippi State up 7 nothing over Arizona State. That game’s on over on the deuce. Uh we got Oklahoma and Nebraska, Nebraska, Oklahoma and Michigan, excuse me, and Michigan kicking off. You got Boston College and Michigan State on NBC and uh I’m watching Clemson and Troy, of course, LSU and uh and uh Louisiana Tech. So, but yeah, what what other games are on? I I got to check I got to check the uh the multi- view on YouTube TV. Yeah, I like you can like put like four games on at one time. When you have like a 50-inch TV, it really works really well. So, I thought Florida was winning. Isn’t Florida winning? Isn’t Florida winning? Yeah, he saw Oh, yeah. Northwestern State, you saw where uh Oklahoma State got beat like 69-3 or last that’s the last score I checked was 69 to3. I’m like, man, has has time I made I made a short about it. Has has time run out on Mike Gundy. He’s been there for 20 years. Uh they they might have uh they might have reached their, you know, their ceiling with him. Uh they they they’re going to move me. You 69 to3. I know it’s Oregon. Oregon’s a good football team, but you can’t lose 69 to3. So can’t lose six. You can’t lose 69 to3 if you’re in a power conference, so to speak. It can’t happen. Brian Kelly lost to Alabama last year. What? 40 42 to6. That’s what the hell it was. What was the score last year? 42 to I know I know I let you scored a garbage touchdown, but what was it? 42 to6 was it? Yeah. Some [ __ ] like that. [ __ ] man. I was so pissed that night. I can handle losing, man. But when you get when you get when you get beat by like 42 to six, that [ __ ] All right. Come on, Nusmire. See if you can throw the ball better this on this drive. Throw the ball better on this drive. Nmire some more goes to the locker room. Oh [ __ ] man. First play, man. First play of the game. [ __ ] man. First play of the game. He gets hurt. [ __ ] man. That’s why I hate playing these [ __ ] cupcake games. Here’s a handoff. And as Durham gets to the 45 yd line going to be second down about six. What I what I what did I say in my my short before the game started? I don’t want no catastrophic no catastrophic injuries. That’s all that’s all I want. I don’t care if we win the ball this game 20 to 10. I just want no catastrophic injuries. All right. Pistol formation. Second and six. Nusmeer calling for the ball. Oh, get snapped. G play action. Nusmire going to go over the middle and that’s a very short gain. I guess there’s nobody open deep. Third down. So yeah, they’re the worst in college. But but but there’s really no difference him getting hurt against Louisiana Tech as opposed to Florida. It just seems kind of it seems better if he gets hurt against Florida because it’s a conference game. But But it’s really no difference. But third and three. Come on, man. Are we Are we sleepwalking today like uh like Clemson and [ __ ] and Penn State? Dude, do we are we taking a nap like they did? Third and three. That’s my throw. And got open caught across midfield to the 45 to the 40. Out of bounds as Thomas first down LSU. Yeah. Yeah. I heard about Walker Howard. He got uh the I think he had the same injury that Miles Brennan had uh that that uh COVID year. So, uh man, Walker Howard was touted to be the next like Joe Burrow, man. First and 10th of 41 of the Bulldogs. There’s a handoff and it’s going to go nowhere, man. We can’t blow. We can’t we can’t one block against Louisiana Tech. So a Gator just spit on somebody. What what they what they they saw Jaylen Carter the other day and they said, “Oh, let let me let me spit on the player.” Oh, they did. Yeah. Penn State played horrible in the first half. I mean, uh, if you watched it, you saw how they played in the first half. They played horrible. Second and 10. Just like Clemson, they played horrible in the first half. It’s like they like they were just like just like they were there just there. Nusmeire and over the middle going to be complete, man. See, oh, there’s a there’s a flag coming in late. Flag coming in late. That’s why I wish we had um like I’m glad we’re going to non-conference games to get rid of one of these [ __ ] little games. So these know, you know, these players will probably want to play in a conference game as opposed when they play Louisiana Tech or Western Kentucky or whatnot. All right, we had a holding call against the Bulldogs. That gives LSU the first down. That gives LSU the first down. balls at the Tech 31 as uh now we’re going to put Nusar out why put Thomas in the back field and then the uh and the Wildcat. Now they’re going to run it and if it goes nowhere we got a flag down probably a hold. No fault. It’s a legal motion. We weren’t we weren’t lined up right. We weren’t lined up right here. We we we run this little razledazzle play and we’re not even [ __ ] lined up right, man. If you’re going to run a razledazzle play, line up, right? I mean, serious. Seriously. Serious. I sound I sound like I sound like Austin Powers. Remember when he goes, “Seriously, remember that when he was seriously if you’re going to run a razledazzle play, just get line up right, man.” First and 15 and I’m already worked up, man. Ain’t the first quarter yet. Nmire throws and catch me. Oh, it’s dropped. Incomplete. I’m I’m already wound up, man. It’s not even the first not end of the first quarter, man. Austin Powers. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Really? You know, remember remember when they remember when they got through the shoe? Who throws a shoe? Who throws a shoe? Really? Oh, Clemson just scored another touchdown. I turn that game off. Second down and 15. Nusmeire over the middle. And what are we doing on second and 15? Aaron Anderson with the catch. Going to lose about yards. What are we doing on offense, man? What’s up, Brian? Well, if you if you watched uh Penn State and you’ve watched uh uh uh Clemson uh today, uh this shouldn’t come to a surprise of how horrible this [ __ ] game has started. No, Nus throws a ball. Let’s come on app now. Now, now the app is [ __ ] buffering. I hate this [ __ ] app. I hate this [ __ ] app with I hate this app with a passion. Nice back. Third and 17. We got a We got an injury. Got We got two players down. One for LSU, one for Louisiana Tech. [ __ ] man. Now, now another offensive line is down. Oh, I’m I’m going to I’m going to drink all the beer. Uh I wasn’t I didn’t want to drink all this beer today. Now the app is buffering again. But now we got an ad. Why do I have an ad for a minute for two minutes? Remember, ESPN charges 20 bucks a month for this [ __ ] Remember that. Remember that ESPN charges 20 bucks a month for this [ __ ] app that that they that they want to put out for us to pay. Remember that. Isn’t that garbage? Isn’t that utter utter garbage that they pay they they want you to pay 20 bucks for this [ __ ] Well, I’m not I didn’t pay 20 bucks. I’m watching because of YouTube TV. But but you well you might be watching it like for free on YouTube because people show games on YouTube and they don’t they don’t get shut down. But as soon as I put like audio on I’ll get shut down for two weeks. Oh, we got UCLA and UNLV. That comes on at 7 o’clock. Oh. Oh. Oh, yes. Right. Yeah. Stream East is gone apparently, right? Yeah. Isn’t stream Isn’t stream east gone supposedly. I know it’s still up. I know it is. Yeah. I know stream is stream east is uh still up but uh I just had the twolane game coming up and where’d it go? They really [ __ ] this app up, man. All right, back to action here. Man, we’re going we lost two of all to the lineman in like the first quarter of this game. No, LSU needs to downsize the stadium because they can’t sell it out no more. So third and 17 here for LSU at the 38 30 37 yd line. Yeah, I write the first time. 38. I write the right the first time. 38 yd line. Ner shotgun looking to throw and rolls righty and throws. Catch made and like what a to the 35 is fourth down. Man, LSU was sleepwalking today. Lower the ticket prices in. Yeah, sure. Yeah, you know what’s going on with the NIL. You know that’s not going to happen. That’s why I don’t go to games that much anymore. All right. This this this is this this is killing me. This [ __ ] buffer and [ __ ] This buffering shit’s killing me. All right. So, Ramos will come out for a field goal. So, a 51 yd field goal for Ramos. All right. So, 51 yards for Ramos. Let’s see if he has a Well, he hit Well, he hit him 52 last week. Pick is up and it’s going to be wide right. No good. Oh, the clock’s not working. I just noticed the clock on Yahi’s not working. Damn. What a loss. Let me fix the [ __ ] name clock. Uh, Florida lost. I got to call my brother-in-law. Did they really lose? Did they lose or are they going to lose? Because that’s a big difference. I don’t want to call them and uh if they haven’t lost yet. All right, here’s a What the [ __ ] How they How they get the ball in our territory already? How the hell did How the hell do they get the How the hell they they had the ball in our Oh, they Oh, they ran the ball. [ __ ] Yeah, they were playing like [ __ ] man. All right, second down for Louisiana Tech at the LSU 47. Quarterback keeper. And this time he’s going to get sacked back at the 48 yd line. What’s up, Steve? I saw. Was it Steve? Yes. What’s up, Steve? Yeah, this LSU team is uh tonight. I mean, what’s up with tonight, man? Today. All these teams playing like [ __ ] today. All right, third and 11. Ball at midfield for Louisiana Tech. The clock’s not working again. It’s like last week. We got timeout uh Bulldog. It’s like last week. What’s up, Maverick? Member Gay in the house. Oh, you didn’t text me anything. It’s just like how can you watch it on the ESPN app? You got to watch it on the ESPN app. You don’t have the ESPN app, download, download it on your um TV. Wait, you said Florida lost, Gator win. Wait, somebody says Florida lost and uh Buck says Gator won. Gators lost. Hold on, Grant. Hold on, Grant. Uh oh. He don’t have the he don’t have my log. If Hold on, Grant’s stressing out. Hold on, Grant. Hold on. Florida just lost. Party up, South Florida. Hold on, Grant. Grant, I should get No, Grant’s going to the Saints game tomorrow. I shouldn’t give him anything. He’s going to the Saints game without me. So yeah. Yeah, he’s going to the Saints game without me. So, uh, I shouldn’t give him this. Yeah. So, Florida lost. Yeah. Well, I better if LSU wins. See if that works. I I text I texted you stuff, Grant. See if that works. But Maverick, yeah, he got you got the Goose Sports emoji icon, whatever it is. But that’s the old one, though. I got to change it. That’s the old one. I remember I changed it. So, but oh man, I got I got three games on. I got I got to put a game on other TV. Wow. Florida lost to South Florida. Third down and 11. Yeah, maybe I shouldn’t call my brother-in-law. He’s had a should. Maybe I should. Third and 11 for the Bulldogs at midfield. I can throw and catch made up to the 44. Going to be fourth in about five. Looks like I’d go for it. What other games they got on, man? I don’t want I don’t know what I was doing. I trying to find the two lane game. That’s what I was trying to do. Yeah. Yeah, I have to call him at halftime because I can’t call him right now. So, they’re going to punt it. Where’s the two lane game at? Where’s two lane in South Alabama? There it is. punts away and gonna bounce and gonna be down at the like the two yard line. Damn, man. So, it’s actually 1414 over there in Mobile. We did actually. All right. I guess I guess the clock’s not going to work on just like last week. Um about the uh the clock. Hold on. What is it? Why the why why the clock working for me, man? Why is it want to give me all kind of [ __ ] So, here’s a hand off and up to the four yard line. game by two yards. I saw that. I saw Ohio beat West Virginia. Not Not Ohio State. Ohio the Bobcats for the Mid-American Conference. Come on, Twain. That’s a touchdown, huh? Close. So, second and eight for LSU at the at their own four yardd line. Yeah, we’re sleepwalking tonight. They play extra pass by our press clippings now. Throw throw the ball away and incomplete, man. What the god damn, man. Nobody can get open. Nobody can get open. Is that where we’re at now? Nobody can get open. Ain’t nobody open at all. Third and eight now. Two lane scored. And two lane’s actually had a contingent going to the game, like a road crowd. Good for them, man. Third and eight. Wish he played him by the end of the year. Nusmeire out of their own end zone and catch made the 20. It’s a first down. Man, it was a high throw, but it was caught. First down. Gain of 16 yds. First down the 20. Not not a really good throw by Nusmeire. Not not a good throw at all, but uh good job there by the receiver to go up and uh get it. First and 10. Now we got uh that was that that was Brown the guy that caught the ball but they didn’t catch it last week. 420 to go in the quarter. Smoke if he got him. Nusmeire they bring pressure. I mean block man. Throws and catch made it to 35 a first down. It’s Thomas with the catch. Held on to it. First down LSU. Did I see the tax? Hold on. Oh [ __ ] You’re going to have to do it again probably. You’re going to have to resend it again. You’re going to have to resend it again. So first intent. It didn’t show up on the phone. Here there’s a handoff and like like a yard. See? Yeah. Send it again. Why is it buffering again, man? This [ __ ] app, man. Second and nine. This app is going to I I want I’m going to I want to like uh call Disney up and tell them they suck because their freaking app is garbage. Why does it keep buffering? Second nine. That’s why I hate when games are on SEC Network Plus because all baseball sees it is it does this [ __ ] Second and nine. Nusmire throw open at the 40. Catch made up to the 45. That’s a first down. It’s Brown again. First down. What’s up? Uh sir UG. What’s up sir? I can’t talk too much [ __ ] man because uh we ain’t playing with the [ __ ] This This [ __ ] app is going to kill me. It keeps [ __ ] buffering. Now it’s like in 144p. So Nusbar and a shotgun. I hate this [ __ ] app. Play action pass by Nusmeer and gonna go deep down the field. Gonna overthrow his receiver. Unfucking a horrible throw, man. Horrible throw. I’m going to have to try the app on the different on the on the Fire Stick or something cuz it’s not working on the Fire TV. It keeps buffering. I know. I’m know I’m [ __ ] place behind now. All right. So, we got we got a we got a penalty against LLC. Looks like I had had to change your freaking uh TV cuz uh illegal shift [ __ ] sucks, man. All right, so it’s second down and 15. Ball back at their own 40. Thus a shotgun. There’s a hand off and it gets to the 40. He may go. 45 40 35 30 25 20 15 10. At the 8 yd line goes Thomas. First down LSU. First and goal, man. He broke around the side. Was almost gone. That was the best play of the game. SEC’s dog [ __ ] It is dog [ __ ] You know it’s dog [ __ ] sir. U Yeah. You know what’s dog [ __ ] You’re right. SEC Network Plus is dog [ __ ] Plus the SEC is dog [ __ ] today. B Florida Florida lost. Georgia look like [ __ ] LSU look like [ __ ] right now. Anyway, first and 10 at the Well, they can mark it back at the 12. Oh well, there’s a handoff and it’s Durham. He’ll get to the seven yardd line. I don’t like our run blocking at all. I don’t like our run blocking at all right now. second down. But yeah, I mean, I hate this I hate this app during baseball season, but it hasn’t it hasn’t been this bad during baseball season. So, I don’t know what the problem is. I got to find out what internet I’m connect what internet I’m connected to on the TV on my Fire TV. Maybe it’s wrong connect to the wrong one. Could be the problem. It might not be connected to the 5G. Second and six from the seven. Nusmeer looking to throw. Rolls, throws, and incomplete in the end zone. Third down. Oh, I see why it’s not the right one. That’s why it’s not connected the right one. It’s not connected. It’s not connected to the to the 5G one. No wonder why he’s [ __ ] buffering. All right. Wonder why he’s [ __ ] buffering. Third and six. Nusmire going to throw and gonna throw towards the end zone and touchdown as Anderson with a touchdown. Who knows go in there, bro? Well, yeah. Keep that one. I know, huh? So, it’s 6 nothing. Okay, there’s a pill coming against the defense. P against defense. The flag against the Louisiana Tech. So, it’s 6 nothing. Look, there was two there was two receivers there. Two receivers aren’t supposed to be in the same spot. Uh, so somebody uh somebody zigged when they should have zagged, but luckily we scored a touchdown. That was a 98 yard drive. Took 537 off the clock. I know what that mean. Touch know what touchdowns mean. Yeah, extra point is good. Yeah. Oh, so somebody did a uh Jaylen Carter. I knew somebody pulled a Jaylen Carter. I mean, don’t don’t they know there’s like cameras everywhere now? There’s cameras everywhere. Yeah. Two people two people zigged when one should have zagged. My uncle, my dad said my uncle and his friend did that one time when they were teenagers. They were playing chicken and uh with their cars and uh I guess they I guess they didn’t I guess they didn’t tell each other which one’s going to zig, which one’s going to zag what whatever it is. They both zigg. They both zag. But uh you were supposed to turn right. I did turn right. Oh, I was supposed to turn left. There’s a kickoff. They’re going to squib it. It’s off the Louisiana Tech player, but they recover it. Man, that was that was that was smart there. Smart play there. Yeah. Yeah. You spitting on a player. I mean, you can get arrested for that. That’s assault. If I go and spit on somebody and spun somebody, they could I can get arrested for assault. So why is the NFL any different? Why are they any different with that [ __ ] You spit on somebody, you should uh you should get arrested. All right, first and 10 Louisiana Tech. And there’s a uh I missed a play. I was changing football. Well, second show second down. That’s the last play of the quarter. Okay. Last play of the quarter. Yeah. Players uh spitting on people, man. It’s like, what the heck, man? What the heck? We got Oklahoma up 7 nothing over Michigan. Mississippi State up and start Vegas up 7 nothing over Arizona State. Michigan State 7 nothing over Boston College. Oh yeah, I was watching the uh two-lane game that I turned it off because everything was screwing up. Uh turn it back on. spit spitting on people. That’s disgusting, man. Spitting on somebody. It’s very childish and uh it’s dumb. So yeah, uh the Jaylen Carter is when just was like in the beginning of the game. So it kind of really it didn’t affect the outcome of the game. But just just like when Florida remember I mean Eagle fan you were here they threw the shoe they threw the shoe costing 15 yards and LSU kicked a field goal to win the game through the shoe. Alabama’s looking good. They’re not losing to ulm. Alabama’s not losing to Louisiana Monroe. Florida State might turn out to be a better football team than what they were last year. Alabama’s not losing to ULM. That was that was that was fun, man. When they when they I remember I remember like I I saw the flag and they say they threw the shoe. I thought he’s like I thought he picked the shoe up, you know, and like toss it away. I didn’t know the dumbass threw it like 20 yards down the field. That was funny. So, yeah. Who Who’s next now? Who’s going to spit next? What gets me is the idiots that throw punches when somebody’s wearing a helmet. Like, what are you what are you doing? Like you want to break your you want to break your wrist. Is that what you want to do? Supicers. You’re in the damn oak tree, aren’t you? Goddamn cicas. How do you kill cicatas? What can I do? Can I like uh Can I Can I burn him? Gotcha. What can I do to kill cicatas? Can I pour like diesel around? No, I don’t want to kill the tree. Yeah. Yeah, that’s very that’s very disrespectful, man. To spit on somebody. It’s not fun. It’s not It’s not cool. It doesn’t make you cool to spit on somebody. It’s It’s very disrespectful to spit on somebody. You deserve to get your ass beat if that happens. All right, here’s a uh Oh, cool. We missed the play cuz they’re interviewing the coach. Good job. Good job, ES. Good job, uh ESPN Plus. We missed the missed the play because you’re too busy showing the goddamn uh coach’s interview, which you could have shown before the goddamn commercial break. Uh, you know, whatever, man. Nobody wants to watch this [ __ ] man. Why Why do they keep shoving this down our throats? Here’s a play action pass and catch made. It’s a first down, I think. So, yep. First and 10 at the 43 yard. They’re only 43 yardd line. Nobody wants to watch this [ __ ] man. Nobody wants to watch the coach’s interview when the game is going on. Do it during commercial break when nothing’s going on. instead of going instead of going to like a fiveminute commercial break, have a fiveminute interview with the coach uh during a commercial break. I mean, I’d watch that as opposed to watching about Ozic and uh Sky Rzzy. Here’s a catch made at the midfield breaks a tackle to the 49 yard line. So, I don’t know. Yeah, it’s I I rather I’d rather watch a coach’s interview during a commercial break than watch Sky Rizzy and Ozimpic and uh what’s the other ones? I don’t know. We go. There’s a handoff and it’s up about about a two yard gain. What’s up, crazy weather, dude? It’s dumping rain here. No rain here. It’s it’s it’s uh we’re under like a a heat dome. We’re under we’re under one of those high pressures that’s uh they there’s no rain that’s going to penetrate the high pressure. So our our like chances of rain are like 5%. All right, LSU is not looking too good today, but uh they got they got to they got to step up and uh you know what? All right, so first and 10 for the for the texters at the LSU 47. Now we got a we got a uh timeout tech. Louisiana Tech calls timeout. So yeah. Oh yeah, you got Jardian. That’s it. Jardians. Yeah, Jon is the other one. Yeah. You ever like ever like listen to the commercials and listen to the side effects? I’m like, man, I don’t know if I want to take those pills, man. If I if I want to have those kind of side effects. I mean, they call like uh like I mean, they say like it could cause like renal fail renal failure, uh like ble like uh like bleeding from your, you know, your your anus. I’m like, what the [ __ ] Who Who wants who wants those who wants those side effects? Man, I’d rather I’d rather just get give me the ailment, man. [ __ ] that, man. [ __ ] that, man. Damn. Uh, so first intent, you talking about Rodriguez, Rich Rod, remember he was going to two lane and they [ __ ] him over. Here’s a slant. That’s a catch made the 43. It’s going to be a second down. Remember when Rich Rod got [ __ ] over on the two-lane job when uh Bowen went to Clemson cuz he was the architect of that offense and uh they screwed him over and they they hired Scalpo and then they then they went the tank for until they hired uh uh Willie Fritz. Second and five play action and throw incomplete. got hity through third down. So yeah, Two Lane should have hired uh you know, Rich Rod when they when they got when they when both you know when uh Bowen went to Clemson. They probably could have been uh you know like a bold team every year with him that with that offense he had with Shawn King. So third and five here for the Bulldogs at the LSU 42. Back to the row and dumps it out. Going to catch made and breaks a tackle but he’s going to be let’s see where they’re marking at. It’s going to be really close. If it’s fourth and one, they got to go for it. SMU Baylor was a good game. I made a I made a short about it. I’m try I’m going try to do like shorts. I want to get the the college football algorithm. So, I want to do a bunch of shorts like during the weekend. And uh maybe something fourth and four. And fourth and four. That’s a little I thought I thought it was a little closer than that. But they’re going to punt. Yeah. I thought it was a little I thought the ball was a little closer than what it was. So fourth and fourth. They’re going to punt it away. It’s a a fair catch. Yeah. The nine. Fair catch. You only fair catch. Yeah. Make make a make spitter harsh. Uh make the make the penalty for spitting on someone really really harsh, man. I mean, like I said, spitting on somebody is very very uh childish and uh and um it’s disrespectful, man. It’s very disres very uh disrespectful to spitting on. I know Dax started it. No, Dax spit on the ground kind of started it, but uh they didn’t they didn’t show that. They didn’t show that at first. NBC didn’t show that angle when Dak spit first on the ground and Jaylen Carter responded to that and spit on Dak. But um but anyway, it’s assault. Yeah, it’s assault in real life. You go you go spit on somebody, you can get arrested. Yes, arrested. go to jail. Yes. Uh in the pokey uh fingerprinted. Uh you can get arrested and uh spend the night in jail for spitting on somebody. I mean, [ __ ] man. It’s just Yeah, you’re right. But you’re right. People, they need to they need to make an example out of out of these players and suspend them for like the next the next two games, whatever it is. They would have they would but look now these courts probably will will shut it down and uh say you know you’re infringing on their rights. Uh so you know they they would they would sue to the Supreme Court and probably win you know here it is. Yeah. Arrested for battery. I know someone who got arrested for that. I I don’t. But I know you can get arrested for spitting on somebody. Like you can get you can go to jail. Not like uh it’s like it’s a misdemeanor. It’s like get like getting a DUI. Well, not well well DUI is a misdemeanor, but it’s kind not the same thing, but it’s still a misdemeanor. DUI is a misdemeanor. Spitting on somebody can I don’t know. I guess I don’t know. Can that be a felony? FSU needs to play LSU again. No, no, they need to play Alabama again. We play Alabama again, man. Well, we need a kicker, man. We need a [ __ ] kicker or something, man. I don’t know what we need. We’re sleepwalking. Must be the Oh, we’re not wearing purple jerseys. Ain’t that all right, first and 10 is a hand off to Thomas and he’s going to go nowhere. We can’t run block. Why can’t we run block? Why can’t we one block? What’s that? I got I got spat on in second and third grade by I I snapped and beat his ass and uh my punishment was longer than his. Yeah, you probably should have got the you probably should have got the the same amount of punishment. probably second and 11 cuz the same it’s the same thing in my eyes. Nusmire throws and catch made by Brown at the 23. That’s a first down. I think if you if you spit on somebody and you hit somebody, it’s the same thing. But uh yeah, you got you got suspended and they didn’t All right, first and 10 at the 20. They’re on 22 for LSU. There’s Nusmeire going to throw. Catch me across the middle. That’s a sharp to the 30 yd line. Good, good, good way to hold on the ball that time. Sharp. I fumble it. It is. I agree. Spitting on somebody is one of the worst things you can do to somebody. It is. As crazy as that sounds, you know, like, you know, punching somebody or, you know, but spitting on somebody is one of the worst things you can do because of the ger because of the germ aspect on it cuz who knows what you’ve been uh what you were licking on before you spat on somebody. Second and two. Well, we we we ain’t running for [ __ ] Play there’s a toss to Anderson and he’s going to barely get two yards. There’s a flag down. We can’t run the ball at all, man. Bam was up 21 nothing. Yeah, I kind of figured I kind of figured they would uh kick ass today. The flag was against Louisiana Tech on a face mask. So, at least I’ll put 15 more yards on the play. I see. Oh, there it is. Good call, R. Good call, Zebra. All right, so first and 10. We got 930 here to go into the half. 7 nothing LSU. Is Tiger Grant melting yet? Because we’re only up by 7 nothing. Play action by Nusmeer and going to throw incomplete. That’s right. God forbid they shoot tobacco. Right. Exactly. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I I never I never really thought about that about that. But yeah, right. What if they chew tobacco or something and how how disgusting that habit is and uh spitting on you spitting on you is one thing, but spitting on you when you got a mouth full of dip, man. You Hey, I I might snap. Second and 10. Here’s a pass to the right to Anderson. He’ll get to the 50 to the 49 yard line to Aaron Anderson. Third down. My tear threw an interception for uh Yeah, I got I got the two-lane game on here. It’s about to go to halftime. I might flip my my TVs over a little bit. All right. So, third and four for LSU as Nusmeire calling for the ball. Gets the snap. They bring pressure. Catch made. And he he puts a arm out there to get a first down. And he did. Nice nice stretch by Aaron Anderson. First down. Oh man, man. Aaron Anderson. That’s the ex Bama player. Crazy weather dude. I never I never spit on the body. Come on, man. I know how I know how fans can get. Well, I’m glad Aaron Aaron Anderson transferred back transferred LSU. Uh, we got uh uh Kobe Fields from a senior out of New Orleans down for Louisiana Tech over hated man. Every every fan base has those fans that are kind of uh, you know, out there. Y’all had it. [ __ ] y’all. I mean, one of y’all’s fans poison the trees at Auburn. So, imagine imagine taking uh imagine going to that level where you uh where you so mad Auburn beat you, you go and poison their trees that they roll the toilet paper on. That that was like, man, like that dude’s got issues. Major issues. All right. So, first and 10 at the 44 Louisiana Tech Nus a shotgun and jumps over the middle. Going to be able up in the air and complete the line. Second and 10. Yeah, that that’s just that just taking things to a whole different level that they don’t need to be taken to. I would never like, you know, do something like that opposing, you know. Oh, this guy’s from Philadelphia, Mississippi for uh place for the Bulldogs. I know where I know where Philadelphia, Mississippi is. They got an Indian Indian casino up over there. I’ve been there. Second and 10. There’s a handoff and Thomas going to get the hand off. Hook it to the 40 up to the 37 yardd line, man. We got to block better, man. We got to block better. Wait, Charlotte’s giving North Carolina trouble. Like Charlotte, what is this? Baseball. This baseball, man. What the hell is Bell? What was Bellichic thinking? Third down for LSU. Third and four. Nusmire back of the row and going to go down left side deep and going to be the flags down as Chris Hilton on the on the pattern. That pass was almost intercepted but there is a flag down. I was getting ready to say if that pass got intercepted and it was no flag. I was about to go ballistic on Nusmeire. So it was a PI against a defense. So, first down. Oh, the the Karen the the the man. I would never have given that baseball back. I never would have given that baseball back. I would have snatched that baseball and told her, “Uh, you you can shove it where the sun don’t shine.” Uh, but I get it. You don’t want to cause an argument an altercation. But anyway, Nusmeire throws and incomplete over the middle. Another flag down. Another flag coming in. But yeah, I I I would have not have given that baseball up if my son if I got that baseball for my son. My son, she would have to pry it out of my goddamn hands. I would I would have grabbed the baseball and grabbed my son and said, “We’re leaving. Let’s go. We’ll go sit somewhere else.” You know, I we’ll go sit somewhere else. We don’t have to sit next to this uh idiot. So, but now now everybody knows who she is. So, uh you know, the internet [ __ ] are going to find out where she lives. And uh you know she think she thinks that she won uh she might have won the that little war that little battle you know you won the battle but not the war. First and goal at the seven as Durham on the carry and [ __ ] nothing. We can’t block man. Yeah she chased him. She [ __ ] chased him. I would have shut that ball down so far. I would have showed up. Oh, okay. She’s lucky. She’s lucky I wasn’t there because if I was if if I had the mind if I my mindset, I never would have given that ball if you know I was going to give it to my son, you know. Wasn’t ain’t going to happen, man. Ain’t going to happen. Second and goal from the six. Come on, man. Run. Why can’t we run the ball? Thus throws to green and incomplete. Third and goal. I saw that. Yeah, he he did he did get uh the kid did get some uh some stuff from the team, which is good. So, it kind of it kind of worked out at the end because the kid got probably got a baseball signed by a player that he normally wouldn’t have gotten. Uh, so it worked out at the end, but still I still would I still would have uh told her uh you’re not getting this baseball. Third and goal. And we got a uh timeout LSU. We can’t get the play clock. Man, what man? This is bad, man. We can’t We can’t run one block. Would Mississippi State score again? Mississippi State’s up 17 nothing over Arizona State. Good thing we’re not playing Mississippi State this year. Oh, we got a flag down. They got a flag down. It might not be. It might not be a touchdown up in Stark Vegas. man. Uh what’s the what’s the call? Oh, it’s a touchdown. Oh [ __ ] And the Arizona the Arizona State coach is is like livid on the sideline as Mississippi State up seven 16 nothing over Arizona State. Man, what’s up rich gang? Just watching some foosball. foosball watching. I got like one, two, three, four. I got five games on right now cuz YouTube TV I could put three games on at one I could put four games on at one time on the TV. Uh yeah, Mississippi State up seven 17 extra point 17 nothing. Mississippi State up over Arizona State. Damn. Damn. Yeah, Bulldogs. The Bulldogs, man. And we don’t play them. We don’t play them no more every year. Thanks to Texas and Oklahoma coming into the league. We don’t play them every year. We don’t play Auburn anymore. Uh it was nice. I mean, we we played we played Mississippi State for the We played them like every year for like years, like decades and decades. It’s like the 40s every year. No, that goes away. You know, because you got to make you got to make room for Texas and Oklahoma. So, you can’t play Auburn no more. You can’t play Mississippi State. You got to play Texas and Oklahoma. No, I don’t want to play them. I want to play Mississippi State. I want to play Auburn. That’s what I want to play. That’s what I want to play. I don’t give a I don’t give a flying f about Texas and Oklahoma. We don’t play them. We play Auburn. We play Mississippi State. We play Kentucky. We play Florida. That’s what Alabama that’s [ __ ] play every year. Yeah. It’s crazy, man. Yeah. College college football has gone away from the rivalries that made them college football. You know, you got rid of the the Pack 12. So, you know, the California schools don’t play by they don’t play each other anymore. Third and goal from the six. Oh, I know. And then then we’re going to throw it. They know we’re throwing it. Nusmeire pressured. Rolls right and throws and can caught. No. Incomplete. Must must hit the ground. Incomplete. When they know you’re throwing the football, the defense can can You know, they can put their defense up in passing defense. Can’t run a football, man. Can’t run a football. All right. So, field goal. Can Oh, Ramos. Ramos should be able to nail this 23. and something good. 10 nothing. Who’s orig nobody ever nobody ever wins it from Louisiana. So won’t be me because nobody ever wins in Louisiana. So Let’s let’s check and see what uh Tiger Rant is saying about the game. Are they melting yet? Are they melting yet? Let’s see. Oh yeah. Uh, Nega Tigers need to chill out. We’re clearly using a more basic vanilla playbook as we should. Yeah. Yeah. We We can’t We can’t run block. Yeah, that’s right. I knew it. I knew those [ __ ] I knew those [ __ ] were going to [ __ ] melt. Knew those [ __ ] were going to melt. Yeah. Yeah. All right, college game day built by Home Depot was 10 nothing LSU as we in the second quarter. And just like last week, I guess it’s not I guess they the clock don’t work on Yahoo Sports on the college. I guess I don’t know. Let’s see if it’s show. Let’s see if it’s working now. Let’s see. Let’s see. Nope. See, it still says still says uh 6:30 p.m. It’s still showing the game started yet. Crap, man. It’s like last week. Didn’t work. All right. Well, you know, three strikes are out. I won’t try it next week. So, 624 to go in the second quarter. It’s 10 nothing LSU as uh man, the overunder was like at 50 something. I’m like, man, Vegas, what the hell? What the hell is Vegas out of their minds? LSU might score 50 points themselves. Uh, what the hell? And Vegas knows Vegas knows [ __ ] man. There’s a kickoff. Vegas no [ __ ] hushback. It’s crazy. I mean it’s over the over the over like 51 and a half was the overrunner or something like that and um LSU was favored by 37 and a half and right now neither is happening. So Vegas knows [ __ ] man. Vegas knows [ __ ] It’s crazy. So Blake Baker and Joe Sloan were both at Louisiana Tech at one point in their coaching career to hang off as a up to the 30 to the 31 yardd line. Second and five here for uh Lieutenant Tech. Another hand off. First down 35. Up to the 40, man. Up to the 40 yardd line for the Bulldogs. What did Vegas know? Vegas knew something, man. How does Vegas know? Here’s a hand another hand off. This time they get about maybe yard and maybe about a yard yard to the 41. What’s up, Maverick? Yeah. Yeah, they uh struggling a little bit in this uh second week. Clemson struggled in the first half. Penn State struggled. Georgia struggled in the first half. Here’s a swing pass to the right and a catch made. Oh, no gain. Be 39. Two lanes up. So, yeah, Vegas had Vegas had a 30 30. Yeah, 36 and a half was the point was the U point spread. 36 and a half. Now, it could still happen, but uh anybody that wanted Nusmire, you know, uh to take a seat in the second half, that ain’t happening. He’s starting the second half and so is all the starters. So, it’s a third down for the Bulldogs at the 41. And all day to throw now rolls left. Now they bring pressure and they’re going to they’re going to get to him. They finally get to him, man. Fourth down. Fourth down. So, two lanes up 2414 over South Alabama. They’re starting there. Third quarter coming up. The green wave. to see two lane have a success on the on the grid iron. Wish we wish we played those bastards. Punts away. No, little line drive punt. There’s a going to a bounce at the 15 and rolled to the the nine yardd line. So, man, wasn’t wasn’t the wasn’t the uh the prettiest punt, but it got it got the job done as LSU have it inside their 10 with 342 to go in the half. And we had a 98 yard drive for a touchdown a little while ago. Will we get a uh another 90 yard drive? We had 98 yards and 85 the last two drives, one touchdown, one field goal. So first two drives we had interception and a missed field goal. All right, so ball at their own nine their own nine yardd line for LSU. There’s a ner in a p in the pistol. There’s a hand off and says that Jackson up to the up the to the I’m sorry it’s a Jackson to Barry. That was a That’s a first down though. What a Jackson to Barry 22. You know players they change all these [ __ ] numbers all the time man. That was Harlem Barry fresh out of New Orleans with the carry first and 10. All these players change our numbers, man. I’m like, “Okay, well, which one’s which?” I don’t know. There’s a handle to Thomas. He’ll get to the 24 yd line. But then was it a fumble? Was there a fumble? Recovered by Louisiana Tech. Now they don’t know that referral like I don’t know. And I mean, how can how can all these refs not know what happened, man? All right. So, a second now. So, no, I guess I guess they I guess they didn’t recover it. Second down. Well, Thomas apparently did. Oh, he definitely fumbled. Nar going to throw and kept me by Brown and he’ll get to the 20 what? 8 yd line. Be third down. Third down. We got 240 to go here in the second quarter. Third and two. Third and two for LSU. So, Nusfire in the uh in the gun in the gun on third and two. They’re going to give it to Durham and he’ll get the first down. up to the 32 yd line. Move the chains. First and 10. Two minute warning or I’m sorry, two minute timeout coming up. Two minute timeout. All right. So, two lane getting the ball first in the third quarter. So, yeah, we we we just we just look like we look like Clemson did in the first half, Penn State, Georgia, uh I guess Florida for the whole game. We look like we just uh just very very disinterested in this football game as a as a team. I guess we I guess we read our press clippings after we beat Clemson. Uh, you know, we’re good. We’re better. We’re No, we’re we’re we’re number three, number two, number one, number four. That’s why I hate That’s why I hate like early early rankings because, you know, these some of these players see it and they’re like, “Oh, we’re good, man. We’re good. We can just show up and win. [Music] We should had we should have had a touchdown on our first drive, but Nus Meer severely under threw the ball. Under threw the ball and it got picked off. Second drive, we get a a missed field. It was like it was like 51 yards. still missed it. But I mean, 50 yards should be no problem for these pitchers. Now, if Ramos can’t nail these long yardage field goals consistently, maybe we need to try another kicker. But Brian Kelly’s uh special teams have been special since he’s been here. Yeah. I I just think I just think they’re they’re going through they’re going through the motions tonight. Yeah. I don’t think this is anything to do with like the way we are. I think they’re going through the motions and all this all this [ __ ] and they just uh they’re not really putting forth uh maximum maximum effort. I don’t think they’re doing and uh so we got going on. We got uh Mississippi State still up 170 over Arizona State. Oklahoma 7 nothing over Michigan. Michigan State and Boston College are tied at 14. Two lane up 2414 over South Alabama over there in Mobile. All right, LSU has it and we have a first and 10 at the 31. They’re on 31. So, two minutes to go in the half. And there’s a there’s a uh oh incomplete pass from the 40 yard line. No, there’s a flag coming in late. Real late. Might be holding against the defense or passing interference. Yeah, they they can’t cover our receivers. They can’t cover them, man. It was a pass interference against the defense. They they can’t they can’t cover our receivers. They can’t. This this like the what the third the third or fourth interference call in the first half. They can’t cover they can’t cover our receivers. They can’t uh so uh if if you’re the coordinator, you know what the game you know what the the game plan is, right? So first and 10 at the 40 43 yard line. Now we got a false start. How the [ __ ] we get a false start on offense at home, man? that against was that against Barry the running back. That’s why he’s played very sparingly in uh in that first game. So first down and 15. That’s another false start. They didn’t call it. Nusmire throws. Keshm made over the middle of the 40 45 up to the That’s That’s it to Durham. I think I think we I think our right tackle moved again. They didn’t call it. Second down at the 40 at their own 45 yd line. We got a minute and 35 to go in the half. Second and eight. Nusmeer. They bring pressure. He’s sacked. Got it. Oh man, what’s Tiger Ranch saying? So third and alone. Third and 17. There’s a Nusmeer pressured again, bro. Incomplete. O line’s garbage, man. O line’s garbage. We can’t block. We can’t block, man. and punts away and going to make the catch the 15. Gets to the 202 yd line. And now there’s a flag coming in late. It’s raining again. Rain again. Yeah, tiger tiger droppings is uh melting down right now. illegal block in the back against the return team. Well, that was just uh Oh man, 10 nothing at the break. Oh, this this is this is just like uh uh you know Penn State, Clemson, Georgia at the halftime break. uh same same scenario where they’re just, you know, they they were out of it, out of sorts of it and uh whatnot. So So the Texers have it first and 10 at the their own nine yardd line. And we got a what’s going on here? Oh, somebody called Oh, Louisiana Tech called a timeout. So what I they come out they come out this is the first home game first home game of the season right and you come out and look at you look like this you can’t block you can’t just All right. So, so the Texers will need it down and uh they they get the ball first in the third quarter. So, they’ll get it first in the third quarter. Y’all, all these uh all these teams struggling in the first half against these bumps. You’re right. Uh Penn State struggled. Penn State struggled in the first half. Penn State was up like 10 nothing in the first half against uh the cream puff they played. But but you’re right. But Ohio State and uh Miami and Oregon. Uh they they handled business and Oregon played a power four team in Oklahoma State. But um but Penn State looked awful in the in their first half. If you if you watch Penn State in the first half, they looked utter they looked utter garbage in the first half against uh FIU. Was it was it 10 nothing or 13 nothing they played? Uh [ __ ] I don’t know. They played Texas kind of struggled a little bit. Arch Manny had a bad interception before halftime. Um but yeah, you know. Yeah. All right, we are back. Let me go uh put throw these beer bottles away. Uh I I got to put R up cuz he’s bother bothering the cat. Come on. Come on, R. Come on. Baby struggle bus. You can’t All right, I’m back. As we’re at halftime and it’s 10 nothing, it’s uh Oh, we man. All right, one second. Hear me do something real quick. One second. Let’s see here. Oh, I got I got to call him up. Yeah, I got to call him up. I got to call him up. got call up. Let’s see here. No, he ain’t answering, man. He ain’t answering. My brother My brother-in-law ain’t answering, man. He ain’t answering. My brother My brother-in-law says he ain’t answering, man. He ain’t answering. Hey, he knows why I’m calling. [ __ ] I mean, he knows why I’m He knows why I’m calling because, you know, if it was reversed, he’d call me. So, man, we only got one touchdown this half this game, man. 10 nothing to break, man. It’s awful, man. It’s awful. [Music] It’s all This O line can’t block. We can’t run. Uh this is a it’s a carbon copy of last year. Uh at times in games where we couldn’t we couldn’t uh run the football and we couldn’t uh you know uh pass protect, we couldn’t uh you know uh our run blocking was horrible. So it’s it’s been horrible in the first half, man. Horrible. Yeah, there’s no reason why Nuser can sprint every other damn play, right? You’re right. So, it’s it’s overreact, you know. It’s over it’s over it’s overreact on the first half. Uh we we suck. What bowl game we’re going to Gator Bowl? Liberty Bowl. Uh are are we go are we going back? Are we going back to uh Houston in the Texas Bowl? Uh Houston’s always a good time around uh New Year’s. Yeah. I I don’t I don’t I don’t like the way we can’t we we What’s our stats? What the [ __ ] is our stats for the uh first half? They They’ve got to be awful like running the football. I don’t think I don’t think we run the Well, I mean Well, Thomas had Well, Thomas had that one long run. We’ll take that out. We’ll take his long run out because Thomas had a big long run of like uh what was it? Uh, where’s it at? Oh, that’s that’s that’s text stats. Hold on. Oh, that Oh, that might that might have been a uh Oh, there it is. Yeah, Thomas had a 48 yard run. Was 48 yards. So, take that out. Let’s just take that out because that’s that’s an outlier. We had 80 yards on the ground. Yeah. You see, we’re averaging eight. We’re averaging 5.3 yards per rush, but we had one run of 48. So that’s 40. That’s 40 8 32. So that’s 14 carries for 32 yards. What’s that? What’s that average? What’s that average? See 2.3. 2.3. You take out that long run, we’re averaging 2.3 yards per rush. That is atrocious. Atrocious. That makes it You look at it. Oh, we got a We averaging 5.3 yards per rush. That’s Well, yeah, that’s really that’s that’s good if that’s what you’re getting. But we’re not getting that. We’re not getting that. Been awful, man. Yeah, 40 48 yards was that one run by uh Thomas. So, pathetic pathetic pathetic pathetic first half as uh LSU fans like myself included were making fun of Clemson with their uh you know with their with their performance in the first half when they played uh Troy. Uh they were down. They were getting beat. Uh so that that was a little they were they were getting beat. Uh, so we’re winning. But yeah, so whatever, man. All right. They’re showing the first ever meet between South Alabama and Two Lane back in 2013 in the Superdome and the uh South Alabama won that one. Well, I’m so glad for two lane sake they don’t play in that Supernome anymore when they had like, you know, 500 people there. Pathetic. It was sad that they’ve lost their stadium when the Saints uh you know went to the Superdome back in the 70s, but at least Tuling has an on campus stadium now that they can be they can be proud of and at least they have uh at least their students can go to the games. So, are you sign up for that for that fight with fight? Oh. Oh. Oh. Tyson May Oh my god. Tyson Mayweather. Tyson Floyd Mayweather. Are they going to put that on pay-per-view? Are they Are they Are they going to charge people like 80 bucks to watch two I mean, how old is Tyson now? Like, I’m I’m 49. Tyson’s in his 50s. I’m 49 years old. Tyson’s what? 59? Titan’s old now, right? [ __ ] When I when he was uh 18, Tyson has to be 59, close to 60 years old. Uh I I ain’t paying for that [ __ ] Boxing is so like What happened to boxing? Mike is 59. Okay, so he’s 10 years older than me. What happened to boxing? Boxing? I mean, you used to know who the heavyweight title, who of the he the heavyweight champion. Who is it? Oh, I know. It’s Lennox Lewis. Oh, it’s Mike Tyson. It’s Larry Holmes. It’s Rick B. It’s Evander Oh, Arander Holyfield. Uh, you knew who he was. Now it’s like I don’t know who’s who’s heavyweight champion. I don’t know. It’s sad what’s uh turning turn what boxing has turned into. And Floyd’s 48. Yeah. You’re going to watch. One guy is 60 years old, one guy’s pushing 50. You know what kind of fight that’s going to be, right? It’s going to be a [ __ ] show. So, Yep. Exactly. Just like WWE. That’s what it’s going to be like. And people are going to people are going to shell out money because all all they think about is, “Oh, Mike Tyson was a good fighter, you know, when he was in his uh 20s, you know, and uh Floyd Mayweather, he he was a really good fighter when he was back in his 20s. So yeah, that let’s uh it’s like when Jake Paul fights, everybody spends all their money on Jake Paul the Jake Paul [ __ ] Like I watch that [ __ ] So yeah, it’ll probably be a draw. It might be a draw. Oh man. You know, the four look better next week. I hope they don’t. No, I hope four they don’t look better next week. But you’re right. It’ll probably be a draw. You’re right. You’re right about You’re right. You are 100% factual with that statement is that they’ll they’ll they’ll fight, you know, whatever rounds, you know, 10, eight, whatever it is, and uh it’ll be a draw. [ __ ] draw. Yeah, MMA did take away from boxing because mainly because boxing went uh you know they got really uh you know you know they they got you know rigged. Boxing got really rigged and uh turned people away from it. And then every everything on boxing was like pay-per-view. Whatever whatever whatever hell was on was always pay-per-view. And then when you have a controversy, when they would screw people over on uh you know on like like on the decisions, it turned people off. So people quit watching boxing and uh so yeah, I can’t tell you the last time I watched a heavyweight fight or any any kind of fight, even on even the free ones on even the ones on ESPN. I I can I can’t even tell you the last time I actually went and wa turned it on and watched it. Uh it’s been [ __ ] years. Years. So yeah. Yeah. I should have remember when uh P was it Pacquiao and uh uh Pacquiao and Mayweather remember they they were they waited so long to fight that they both were in wheelchairs when they fought. It was like, why they wait so long? People wanted the people wanted to watch that 20 years ago and they and they waited and they waited and they waited and they waited and they waited and they waited until they both were it was just it was pointless. Remember that. So So yeah. Yeah, Don King. Yeah, Don King had a lot to do with boxing, too. Yeah, Don King ruined Mike Tyson. Yeah, Don King had a lot to do with boxing’s demise towards the late 80s and the early 90s that that era. And then uh yeah, boxing was really popular at one at one point in the in the US. I mean, uh, people listened, you know, to radio about, you know, when Rocky Marciano fought and, uh, you know, Joe Lewis and fighters like that. People listen to the radio to boxing. They don’t do that. They don’t [ __ ] the They don’t do no more. So, all right. What’s Oh, I need I need a shot. Need a shot. Go. Oh, Ray Moore is out for with an ankle spray. That’s really good. That means he’s not going to play next week against uh Florida. Have I watched I haven’t watched WWE lately. No, I have not. Um, I used to watch it in the uh, you know, in the Attitude the Attitude era, like the early the late 90s and the early 2000s. I used to watch it every Monday night, you know, when they had the Attitude Era on. I used to watch it every Monday night. It was like a male soap opera. It was it was a male soap opera, you know, with the Rock and the nWo and then you had Stone Cold Steve Austin and John Cena. It was it was funny. It really was funny. But now it’s like they don’t they they they they try to g uh put wrestling more towards kids and uh they it’s like [ __ ] man. It was it was really good when they when they when they geared it more towards like adults. [Laughter] the attitude era. Hulk Hogan probably when he body slammed uh Andre the Giant when Hulk uh body slammed Andre the Giant Wrestlemania 3. That’s got to be the best uh memory of him. Here’s the kickoff and returnable to the five 10 up to the 17 yd line. Yeah, when Hogan uh picked up uh uh picked up Andre and Giant and slammed him down, man, that was mustsee TV. The same uh ECW. I didn’t watch ECW. I never I never I watched I watched WCW and I watched WWE WWF, you know, with WWF when I was growing up. Now it’s WWE, but WWF and uh WCW, that’s the ones I watched. Here’s a hand off, man. It’s going to get blown up and get tackled at the 15 yd line. Going to lose yards. Going to be second down. But uh yeah, I like I like the the Junkyard Dog and uh what’s it? Iron Chic. I remember him. I used to have all the little I used to have all the little action figures growing up. So, second and 12 from the 16 yd line, their own 16 for the for the Bulldogs. Throws and catch at the the 19 yd line. It’s going to be third down. I I remember all those man Rob. Uh no man may I might I might might have I don’t know the name doesn’t the name doesn’t sound familiar. So third and nine back of the row bring pressure and they’re going to hit him. There’s a flag down. There’s a flag down on the play. There is a flag down. Hopefully, it’s holding against the offense, but we’ll see. Nope. Hands and face gets the defense. First down. So, hands to the face against the defense and uh going to be a first down for the Bulldogs. Yeah. What’s up, Bill Moore says Tigers need to turn it up in the second. Yeah, they’re struggling just like Clemson did and Penn State, Georgia for a loss. There’s a hand uh no quarterback keeper. We’ll get to the 40 up to the 40. What? Well, that’s a first down. Another flag down. Another flag down after the play. Are we playing? Are we playing undisiplined? The offense is declined. Holding say Oh, there’s two holdings of the offense. Wow. Oh, we had a hold. Wait. Okay. So, we had two holdings against the offense, then a personal foul after the play against LSU. So, okay. My god, man. We better play. We play better better. We play better play better next week against Florida. So, first and 10 for the Bulldogs and ball gets catch made to the 40 of their own 45. Second down for Louisiana Tech. The hand off again and up to the right makes a tackle. Gets to the 49 yd line. Might be might be a first down. It is first and 10 Louisiana Tech. See, this game is this game is so like close. I can’t really look at the I can’t look at the Oklahoma game. Uh two lanes up by 10, but 2717 over South Alabama. Here’s a little short receiver screen gets blown up. Second and 10. Yeah, got Michigan State and Boston College. That’s what 214 BC in that game. So, uh, yeah, if LSU and two lane win, if LSU and two lane wins, that’s doom. That’s doomsday for the Saints. That’s doomsday. That means uh the Saints uh they have zero chance at winning. Second and 10 for the uh Bulldogs. They they throw out to the right side, catch made, and to the across a 50. It’ll be third down. Yeah, we we don’t we don’t have uh you know LSU two lane the Saints don’t win in the same weekend. They can lose uh you you damn right they all can lose in the same weekend but uh LSU two lane and the Saints winning on the same weekend happen. Third down for for the Louisiana Tech as a quarterback keeper and he’ll get to the 48 yard line. Be fourth down. I don’t understand that play. I don’t understand that play at all for uh what what KC pronounce that last name. Fourth down. So it’s fourth and seven. I don’t I don’t I don’t understand that play at all. So, punch time for the uh Louisiana Tech and punch away and fair catch at the 10 yardd line. Fair catch you. That’s where LC will have it. We’re fair catch you, man. We’ve been we’ve been we’ve been fair catch you since uh the honey badger ever since the honey badger. We’re fair catch you. That’s what we are. And it’s uh there’s no there’s no there’s no uh getting around it, you know. Uh, so, uh, Oklahoma’s got a great quarterback. No question. Great quarterback. Y’all halftime. Yeah. I haven’t been I haven’t been really able to, uh, watch it too much because I’ve been watching the LSU game because we haven’t been really blowing Louisiana Tech out like I hoped. But uh we got two lane in South Alabama. Rain wave up 10 points. Yeah, I I would love if somewhere all stayed there and uh built that program up, but he he’s not going to stay there. he’ll jump ship and go to, you know, there’s going to be some SEC school firing their coach this year like Kentucky or Arkansas, somebody in the SC SEC finder coach this year. Hell, it could be could be Auburn, could be LSU, could be a you don’t know. I take some wrong in a heartbeat if uh Kelly got fired. Texas doesn’t play a conference opponent until October. What? That’s [ __ ] stupid, man. That true. Y’all don’t y’all don’t play a conference opponent till October against Florida. That’s why I’m so glad we’re going to nine conference games so it can get rid of one of one of one of these games. We play uh I think Western Kentucky, uh, of course Louisiana Tech, and then South Southeast Southeast Louis southeastern Louisiana. So, one of those games is going to go away with nine conference. Hopefully it’s like the Southeastern Louisiana game cuz that’s a that’s a FCS school. Hope that hope that game goes away. LSU don’t Why Why are we playing FCS schools? Why? Why? There’s no reason for us to play those goddamn games. They mean nothing. They don’t They don’t do anything for you. What? You win You win a game. You You got to win. You’re one and0. It does nothing for you. Nothing. So, nothing for you. All right. Come on, man. Let’s go, man. We got uh us. I should I should have put a jersey on. [ __ ] Here’s a a play some path by the handoff. And they’re going to lose yards. I might I might have to I might have to go change my my attire. I I might have to go change my attire because uh we can’t run the ball at all. So, I’ll have to see how this drive goes. I might have to change my attire. I might have to do a whole new ensemble. Yeah, you know, can I can I put some makeup on, you know, and no, I’m not going that route. Second and 11 for the Tigers. Empty back field for Nusmeer. Here’s a pass after the right catch made the 15 up to the 17. Third down. We got you. Texas has UTEP and Sam Houston State the next two games. That’s [ __ ] bad, man. We will we play a after this after we play play Florida next week and then we play uh Southeastern Louisiana which is an FCS school one and then we play South Carolina I believe. Third and two. Run the ball. They’re going to throw it. We can’t run it. Thus my throws and catch made. And Thomas will fight and barely get the first down. First down. Gain a three. Pathetic man. What? We can’t We can’t run the ball. A third and two and we’re throwing the football. That just tells you that this coaching staff has zero uh you know they we can’t run the ball. First and 10 at the 21 yd line. Play action by Nusmeer. Throws down the field. Going to open caught at the 43. First down as that was Aaron Anderson with the catch. So Aaron Anderson with the catch. First down Tigers. That’s our best receiver, man. That’s our best receiver. All right. So, first and 10 LSU. Of course, he he catches the ball. He comes out. Oh, two lane had a I missed two lanes. Two lane scored a touchdown. Missed that. There’s a hand off and that’s uh what what three yards maybe four. It’ll be second down. You got my senior Sooners. Yeah, we got we got y’all last year, too. We beat y’all. So, yeah, we we we beat Oklahoma last year. I was live for that game. Remember that? Second in seven. Now Nusmeire goes on what we under center. What’s that [ __ ] Here’s a little toss to Brown. He’ll get across midfield to the 45 to the 40 to the 38 yd line. That’s a first down. Gain of 15 yds. First and 10 LSU. It’s Brown on the carry. Yeah. So, right now I can I can I can keep my attire because uh we’re moving a football, but you know, we don’t score here. All right. So, first and 10 at the 38 yd line. There’s a hand off and two three yards. We can’t we can’t run block at all, man. Oh, thank you. Uh, Paxton. There we go. Hey, they both both have the football. I was making sure y’all I was making sure y’all were like paying attention and it’s y’all’s fault. Second and eight. at the 37 of the Bulldogs and he backed over Nusmire. Well, it was working because LSU was driving the football. Now I took it away. Looking to throw does towards the end zone and incomplete on the throne. See, it was working. It was working. See, I had both balls on the on the screen and LSU was driving the football. Now I took it off. Now there’s an incompletion. See, I I I there’s a reason why I did it. There’s a reason why I had it that way. Because because it was working. Oh, I was uh third down and eight from the 36. Yeah. I mean, we got we got we got we got to get some yards cuz Ramos can’t kick the field from here. Nspire throws. Incomplete. Fourth down. Ramos can’t make this field goal. Ramos cannot make this field goal. Do not do not bring Ramos out. Ramos will not make this field goal. This is like a 50. Where the balls at again? Are they burning him out? He ain’t making this. I’ll do two shots. It makes sense. Is Ramos coming out? We’re punting. We’re punting. About to say they ain’t bring Ramos out. Ramos ain’t Ramos ain’t making no 58 yard field goal and we got to delay a game. You say y’all [ __ ] it up. You Paxton [ __ ] it up. I had both footballs on the screen. LSU was driving down the field. I take it off and what happens? It’s your fault, man. Can I blame you for that? Can I blame you for that? Is it your fault? I am so glad I am so glad I didn’t bet the over in this game. Punch away cuz the the over was like was staring at like 51 and a half. I’m like, there’s no way this game is going under. There’s no [ __ ] way this game is going under 51 and a half and right now we’re at 10 points. I mean I I mean think about that. I mean the overunder was 51 and a half. 51 and a half. We’re at 10. We’re at freaking 10. What the hell does Vegas know, man? What the hell does Vegas know, man? Seriously, what does Vegas know? Man, Vegas knows a lot of [ __ ] man. They do. All right, man. Man, I almost bet the over in this game. The over was like 51 and a half in this game. I mean, I was like like a, you know, cut hair short of like uh betting on this game. Like the over and I didn’t do it. I didn’t bet it. I said, “You know what? I’m I I forgot. I didn’t do it. Right now, I want you has 10 points. It’s 10 nothing. So, oh, there’s Kip Rousard, a 66y old freshman. He’s a band member. Yeah, I got fireball. I have I have no reason to shoot it because they’re like sucking. Here’s a pass. Going to be incomplete. A 6 A 66y old freshman in the band. More power to that. More power to that dude, man. a 66 year old freshman in the band. That’s [ __ ] awesome, man. And he made the [ __ ] band. He made He made the team. Second and 10 at the 11. Here’s a hand off and nothing be third down. See, bad thing is we got to we got to we got to keep our we got to keep our [ __ ] whole team in the game here. 66 year old freshman, man. That’s what I’m talking about, man. That’s what I’m talking about, man. Third and 10 at the 11 yd line. Plays a pass and pressured and get him. Get him. And does got him. Finally sacked. Fourth down. Finally as the Weeks brothers got him. Fourth down. Fourth down, 10 nothing, man. We got 10 [ __ ] points, man. We got 10 [ __ ] points in the [ __ ] third quarter. I almost I almost almost bet the over in this in this game. It was 51 and a half. The overunder was 51 and a half. I was like, man, that’s like a suckers bet, man. LSU is going to score 60 points. They got 10. What the hell does Vegas know? That ball’s going That’s a horrible punt. That’s That’s LSU is going to have it in uh Louisiana Tech territory at the 41 yd line. Tom, let’s Miles clap. What he did? Like this. Remember was like this. Like that. He did like that. We got a flag down. Oh, South Alabama scored a touchdown against a two-lane. Looks like we got a flag down the play. All right. Okay. Well, time out. All right. All right. 66 year old freshman playing in the in the band. That’s like awesome, man. That’s like [ __ ] awesome. That’s [ __ ] awesome, man. 66 year old freshman. All right, last mile clap. So, uh, man, we got to go on the games. We got, uh, we got Mississippi State up what, 173 over Arizona State. Let’s go to the Oklahoma game. Every time I look over, it’s on [ __ ] commercial. Boston College has beating Michigan State 24-21. It’s over on NBC. So, uh, that’s a Big 10 matchup. Yeah. Every time every time I every time I look over at the Oklahoma game, it’s all it’s on [ __ ] commercial. So, it’s on commercial. So, Arizona State has it, but uh they got it inside the 9 yardd line. What’s going uh 14-7 Oklahoma is there in the third quarter? I keep saying Oklahoma. It’s Michigan. Why the I It’s 14-7 Oklahoma over Michigan. I keep [ __ ] the game up. I don’t know why I keep [ __ ] it up. Oklahoma 14-7 over Michigan. All right. So, LSU will have it at their at the at the uh Louisiana Tech 33 yd line. They got first and 10. The average start LSU is on their own 16, but still we can’t run the ball at all. Here’s a little shovel pass or shovel pass up to 30 to 25 out of bounds. first down as it’s Brown on the reception. So, Barry Brown who got uh a touchdown taken away last week on a I guess a technicality they want to call you want to call it because of a could because of a rule thing. All right, so first and 10 at the 22 is Nusmeire. They’re going to run it again and maybe a yard. Oh, man. Why can’t Why can’t we get a Why can’t we get a push against Louisiana Tech? Why can’t we get a push against Why can’t we get a push against Louisiana Tech? We can’t get a push against Louisiana Tech, man. All right, second down and nine at the 21 as Nuser empty backfield looking to throw. Nusmeer throws in the middle. Caught by Anderson gets to the 15 to the 10. It’s a first down to the eight yd line. First and goal Tigers. versus goal LSU. I’m done, bro. When’s baseball season? Uh, February. February. We got till February. We got to February. So, uh, you got you got to wait till Valentine’s Day. All right. So, first and goal at the 8 yard line. and a hand off and gets uh sorry Durham gets to the four yardd line. Why can’t we run why can’t we run the ball today Brian? Why can’t why can’t we get a why can’t we get a any kind of push on the O? Why? Why? I mean we’re running the ball worse this week than last week. worse. We We really weren’t great last week. If you if you take away that big long run I mean uh what do this that was this game. Never mind. Second goal but we we didn’t run the ball well last week really. Second goal pay off and that’s going to go to the four. He is. You’re right. Davis is a very uh He’s not a He’s not a great O coach. He’s not. You’re right. Third and goal. But I mean, we we’re having we’re having problems, you know, protecting Nusmeer against Louisiana Tech. a a a a horrible Cusine. There’s a hand off and that’s going to get to the close of the end zone to the end or not. And he’s where’s he at? Touchdown. Finally touchdown. All right. Finally touchdown as Kaden Durham scores. was 16 to nothing. So, Brian, you think uh you think Ojeron’s going to coach next year? I have my uh thoughts on that. I got I got an idea where Ojeron could go if uh if things work out if things go the way I think they’re going to go. Here comes the extra point by Ramos. Extra points. Good. Yeah. It’s not about I mean, yeah, we heard last year about uh uh you know, the [ __ ] with uh Sloan and uh with our with our run with our run with our run offense with Sloan and [ __ ] like that, the play calling. But uh I think uh I think uh yeah there been I mean a lot of people talk about uh Brad Davis being a uh not a not a not a really good offensive line coach. But I think I think you know what I think I think I think Summerall some is going to leave two lane this year after this year. I think Summerall is going somewhere whether it’s in the SEC or somewhere. Summerall is going somewhere this year. Um, why can’t Ed Odon go to two lane? I think Ed Odon would stay at two lane like long term. Uh, as crazy as that sounds, I think Ozon at two lane might be pretty good if if they uh if Summerall goes to somewhere else. I think he will. Touchback. I don’t think Summerall is going to I I think Summer will be going after this year for too many. Oh, touchdown. Cheers. Look, I would take Summerall. I would take Summerall if things didn’t work out with Brian Kelly. I would take Summerall next year for for LSU. Summer’s young enough and he would be a he would be he would be at LSU for you know 15 years. He’s a pass and incomplete. Some would be uh at LSU for 15. He’d be he’d be our Kirby Smart Kirby Smart’s young like summer was. Uh anyway, [Music] Yeah, you’re right. You’re right. Development. Yeah, development has a lot to do with the You got to develop the talent. You got to get the talent in first, then you got to develop it. Right. Here’s a here’s a screen and catch made from the 30 to the 32 yd line. That was that was lineman. It’s back at the 30. But you’re right. You got to get the players in and you have to develop them uh to the next level. You’re right. and Brad Davis hasn’t uh done that. So, but uh like I said, I would, you know, I don’t think Kell’s I don’t think Keller’s getting fired or he’s going to quit or retire, but let’s just say he did. I take John Summer to two lane in a heartbeat. Third and six. And here’s a catch made. Oh, not made. Fourth down. Yeah, Brian Kelly wouldn’t survive. If LSU goes like four or four or five losses, he’s gone. I agree with that. I’ll take some raw, man. I like some raw. I think some will be a very good coach if he’s in a in a in a school like LSU or Alabama or Florida, a school that can give him resources to win. some raw would be outstanding. He’s he’s the next great he’s the next really good coach in the uh in the collegiate ranks. Punts away. I like summer a lot and catch made field at the 20 to the 25 to the 33 yd line. We actually we actually we actually uh returned a punt. Oh man. [ __ ] Damn. Damn. We got a return. Damn, we actually we actually returned a punt for the first time in like I don’t know like three years. Oh, there’s Jack Maruchcci. Okay, stay with the baseball program. He’s got a Houston helmet. Yeah, Jack Maruchcci, man. Look, we got we got Nusmire playing in the fourth quarter. Here’s a little shovel pass Anderson. He’ll get to the 39 yard line. Look, we got we got Garrett Nusmire playing into the fourth quarter in a game against Louisiana Tech in the second game of the year. We thought we were going to get our backups in. Look, look, we’re going to win. We’re Look, we’re going to win this game because we got better talent than Louisiana Tech. But man, this is an F, man. An F. This is an F all the way around. Like top to bottom. Second and four. Ner throws. Catch made by Brown. Get to the 50 yardd line. First down. This is an F, man. There’s an F. It’s a [ __ ] net today, man. Y’all saw what Brian Kelly said about the uh about the uh last week, you know, when remember right right before halftime, you know, he uh they they they they went forward on four, but there was nine there was nine seconds left in the half, right? There’s nine seconds left in the half last week against Clemson. Remember they went fourth on fourth down. They didn’t get it. They didn’t get it. He said like he said like like Tuesday in their little press conference, well, you know, the chart, you know, the analy analytical chart said to go for it, you know, but you know, now now looking back on it, uh even even if we would have got the first down, we wouldn’t have had a time to run another play. So, we’re gonna have to kick kick the field goal anyway. I’m like, everybody was [ __ ] screaming to kick the field goal last week. The dumbass goes for it on fourth and, you know, two, three, whatever. We don’t get it obviously because we don’t and we don’t get three points. And I’m like, these dumbass coaches that look at these little analytical charts and say, “Oh, well, we got to go for we got to we got to go for it.” No, man. [ __ ] man. Look, look, get three, get the goddamn three points, man. He’s done it every [ __ ] year. He did it twice against Florida State. He did it against USC. And now he’s done it against Clemson the last the first four [ __ ] years, the first the first game of the year when he when he should have taken points, he doesn’t do it. So, you think you think he’s doing it next year? No. [ __ ] man. That’s what bo That’s what bothers me about the [ __ ] Brian Kelly, man. Cuz Oh [ __ ] What’s going on with the two-way game? It’s two lane going to [ __ ] is two lanes up two lane’s up by eight points over uh South Alabama. So, so, uh, so True and Randall and Brian. Should we play two lane every year? I say yes. Uh, I think we should play two lane every year. Um, that would give us a a traditional rival at the end of the year. Not Oklahoma, not Arkansas, no, somebody in state that we play every year. And Tulane’s actually a a decent football program now. So, I don’t know. I think I think we should play two lane every every year, but but we’re we’re probably we’re obviously not going to do that. So, But be kind of cool if they got back be kind of cool if they got back in the SEC. Uh and then then then it’ be then then it’ be a no-brainer if you play two lane. But nmire throw does incomplete man. What a horrible [ __ ] throw man. Third and uh sorry uh second and 10 from midfield. Man, we’re playing like [ __ ] ass tonight. Ass. There’s a hand off and uh nothing. Don’t lose a yard. Uh F. What should they get? A D. Oh, we got we got a player down. Oh, we got Trade Ass Green is down. Oh my god. Because because we’re because we’re because we’re in a [ __ ] tussle against Louisiana goddamn [ __ ] Tech now. Our one of our star tight ends is hurt. Can I give us an F, man? F. F. F. It’s a [ __ ] F, man. It’s a [ __ ] F. [ __ ] tough man. We’re in a [ __ ] tussle with [ __ ] Louisiana goddamn [ __ ] tech, man. And now Trade Ass Greens is [ __ ] Trade Ass Green is hurt or one of our star tight ends, receivers, whatever the [ __ ] you want to call it, man. [ __ ] Unreal, man. Maybe tussle is the wrong word. Yeah, may maybe tussle is the wrong word. Okay. Uh I let’s just say I agree with you and it’s it’s the wrong word to use. But but it looks horrible, man. It looks horrible. We’ve scored as many points today as we did last week against Clemson. Oh, look look look look at his [ __ ] leg, man. It’s bent back, man. What did I say, man? We I don’t want to get no goddamn injuries, man. Third and 11. Nusmeer dozes and catch me. First down. Aaron Anderson at the 30 yd line. First down. Thank god man. You try you trying to talk you trying to talk uh sense to me. You wait. You trying you trying to be my wife? You trying to be like my wife and talk sense to me? First and 10 is a Anderson and he’ll get uh there’s a flag down probably holding Holding against the offense. Man, we can’t block for a dude. We can’t block for [ __ ] man. Randall, we can’t block for [ __ ] against Louisiana Tech, man. All right, so first and uh 20 back at the 40 yd line. Nusmeire throws and oh caught at the at the 25 down the 20. First down uh Barryian Brown. I thought that was picked off. Yeah, they’re probably not playing next week, man. That ball was almost picked off, man. Damn. Barryian Brown with the reception. It’s a ball at the 21 yd line. First and 10 LSU. Swing pass to Thomas and to the 15 to the about it. There we go. [Music] I’m glad I’m glad I didn’t bet this game. I’m I’m I’m I’m now I’m I’m so glad I didn’t bet, you know, mon monetarily in this game. So yeah, hopefully hopefully our uh offensive line will be intact next week against uh Florida. That’s all that’s all I’m worried about is uh is is arms of line going to be intact next week against Florida. The bridge gay Edmonton beat one of the best in the CFL, the Calgary Stampeders 31-9. We’ll go Edmonton the Elks. All right. So, first and 10 at the 15 yd line for LSU. Dustme the ball. Get stacked. Throws and incomplete in the end zone. I throw to Parker. Second and 10. So Michigan’s down 21 to7 against Oklahoma. Look, I said it I said it like like before the season started. I thought LSU would lose to Oklahoma at the end of the year. Uh and cost cost us a playoff spot. There’s a hand off to Thomas and he was hacking for a loss. I thought we’d lose to Clemson and then in this in this scenario I had us losing to Clemson, Bama, and then Oklahoma. We beat Clemson. So, uh that took that loss off the board. Um I don’t know, man. Is it Is it Is it snowing in Oklahoma in November? I don’t know. We never we we’ve never played there. Third and 15 for Nusmire right throw. Nusmire rolling. Roll right. Looking looking looking looking looking. They got throw it. Throw it. Get sacked at the 31 yd line. What the [ __ ] you doing, man? field goal time. So Ramos for a 46yd field goal gets up and good. Yeah, we I mean we I mean I don’t know. Yeah, I don’t think Louisiana Tech was going to score, you know, you know, maybe maybe seven points total in this game. So they got zero. So that’s okay. But um we got 20 20. That’s the problem I have with we have 20 points in this game. Two touchdowns total in this game. That’s what I have a problem with. We can’t block. We can’t run. Uh, this has been a really a I mean, we we look just like we’re going through the goddamn motions tonight against Louisiana Tech. That’s why I hate That’s why I hate these games. That’s why I hate them. That’s why I That’s why I wish they would play them week one and then get to Clemson week two. Whatever, man. Yeah, I’m Our defense. I have no problem with our defense. It’s our offense can’t run the football, man. We can’t run the football against Louisiana Tech. So, But you’re right, this isn’t the 2023 defense. Uh, you know, we had Jane Daniels, he was scoring 40 points a game and, uh, we’re giving up 40 points a game. So, I get that one. I get that. But, I don’t know, man. I thought today was kind of a hoham. Uh like uh C. You want to give I mean you want to give everybody a C a C. Uh I mean yeah our defense hasn’t our defense played great tonight. It has but the offense uh hasn’t protected user very well. We haven’t run the ball very well. So that’s what I have a problem with. There’s a kickoff touchback. But but we got a new quarterback for the the Bulldogs. your last five quarters, no points allowed by LSU and only 237 yards of offense. So, the So, yeah, our defense has been, you know, really good. I mean, has been outstanding against Clemson, uh, and Louisiana Tech and that that that’s definitely has not been a problem. So, first and 10 for the Bulldogs. And we got a flag, a whistlebound. The flag flag against the offense. Oh, hell yeah. Our our starting center is gone for a run game. But [ __ ] dude. Is he going next week? Didn’t that that didn’t look good. So if he don’t play if he don’t play next week then we’ll I mean but you’re right there’s a hand off up to the 22 yd line but you’re right we did lose our center on the first goddamn play of the uh game but Second and 13 throws and Oh, should been picked off, man. Damn. Third down. [ __ ] Yeah, our defense, our defense has been, you know, A+ plus. We got a We got a Blake Baker in a quarterback and a Blake Blaker as the DC of LSU. Oh, two two Bakers. Third and 13. Baker going to be throwing throws it up in the air. Going to be incomplete, man. Damn it. Almost almost intercepted. Fourth down. Fourth down. Yeah, our defense is, you know, topnotch. A two-lane beat South Alabama 331. There’s a punt and it’s it’s going to go off. It’s going to go off of uh Thomas and it’s going to be South Alabama football. I mean I mean tech a lot of tech ball. Oh, thank God. They had a formation in the offense. I had I was watching a two-lane game. I got distracted about what game I was watching, but uh they had legal illegal formation against the offense. So, go a damn man. That was almost that was almost disastrous, man. That was almost disastrous. just went off his foot, man. All right. All right. So, it’s a punt a punt again and punch away and going to field at the 40 up to the 45 to the 50 up to the 46 yd line. 47 yd line goes LSU. Man, who we man? Let’s get the touchdown, man. Put a game in. Oh, wait, man. Thomas. Yeah. Thank god we didn’t uh miss anything on that uh pump return cuz of the uh legal formation. So Oklahoma is being eaten Michigan 21-10. But Trade Green’s not playing rest of the game. So yeah, we we we’ve had we’ve had some [ __ ] goddamn injuries, man. That’s why I hate these [ __ ] goddamn games, man. We got a false we got a flag down, man. So false start on the center. All right. It’s a first down and 15. Little shotgun formation for Nusmeer. And they’re going to uh hand it off. And nothing. A yard. A [ __ ] yard. So, second down and 14 for LSU. Empty backfield. Nusmeer gonna get sacked. You’re a [ __ ] sack, man. You can’t [ __ ] defend this, man. You can’t defend this. I don’t give a [ __ ] Oh, we we we don’t have our center in really. Everybody else getting their goddamn [ __ ] pushed in right now on the opposite line. How the [ __ ] are you going to defend this [ __ ] about Oh my god, we don’t have our center. Oh, that that that’s why that’s why that’s why we can’t block. Same thing the [ __ ] Saints fan said last year about the when McCoy went out. It’s [ __ ] man. This This is This is utter This is utter [ __ ] [ __ ] We can’t [ __ ] protect our quarterback. We can’t [ __ ] run block. We can’t do goddamn [ __ ] This offensive line is utter [ __ ] garbage. I don’t care. Oh, our center went out. Who cares, man? [ __ ] man. Hey, what’s up, Dixon? Hey, Dixon Way. What’s up, Dixon Way? [ __ ] man. I’m I’m I’m just I’m just mad right now, Randall. I’m just mad right now. I’m just mad. I’m just mad, man. I’m mad. [ __ ] man. Man, we got Florida, Southeast Louisiana, Miss Idol, South Carolina, Vanderbilt&M, Idol, Bama. [ __ ] man. We can’t believe, dude. Third and 20 [ __ ] four, man. Nusmeire. Hey, pressured again, man. This line sucks, man. This opposite line [ __ ] is under garbage, man. Garbage. We can’t [ __ ] block Louisiana [ __ ] tech, man. Louisiana. These these these guys have like what? They’re what? Two stars out of high school. What? They are two, three stars. Pathetic, man. Pathetic. And we can’t blow We can’t block them. We can’t We can’t [ __ ] block them at all. They’re getting pushed on every goddamn play, man. Every [ __ ] play they’re getting but push in. Every [ __ ] play. Return to the 20 to the 25 yd line. Every [ __ ] play they’re getting a goddamn push. Every [ __ ] play. every every every [ __ ] play, Randall. They’re get they’re get I mean they’re getting pressure on every [ __ ] play, man. Nspire is running for his [ __ ] life, man. We’re we’re supposed to be on our backup uh players right now. Here’s a quarterback keeper. up to the 20 30 yard line. We’re supposed to have our backup quarterback in and [ __ ] like that. No, we got we got to have our our nusmire in because our [ __ ] offensive line can’t [ __ ] can’t pass protect, man. It just is just like [ __ ] last year. It’s it’s it’s the same [ __ ] thing. Here’s a handoff up to the 31. The same [ __ ] thing as last year. We cannot [ __ ] protect Nusmeire. Just like last year, we can’t. We can’t protect him. We can’t third and six. And catch maiden going to fight. And he’s going to be about a yard short. It’s fourth down. Go for it. I mean, if you lose, if you if you’re uh the Bulldogs, go for it. I mean, [ __ ] So, fourth and one. I mean, we we have all our defense starters in all our offense late in the fourth quarter against Louisiana Tech. Imagine this happens against Southeast Louisiana. So they go they go under center and just tush push. And he got it. They got it. Tush push. Why don’t Why doesn’t everybody do that on like fourth and like one or or third and one or whatever? Why doesn’t every freaking team do that exact goddamn play every time? Damn. Here’s a hand a quarterback keeper up to the 40 yard line. I That’s what I’ll never understand when it’s like third and one or fourth and a half a yard. Why doesn’t every goddamn team ever I mean NFL, college, high school do that play? Do that play. I mean, whatever it is, why why don’t they do that? You’ll get it. Take the six and incomplete. It’s a third down. Oh, we got a flag down. Of course. Yeah. Pass appearance. Get the defense. Oh, now Weeks is Weak’s hurt cuz now he’s on the sideline with his helmet off. All right, so first and 10 for the uh Tech is a quarterback keeper. He’ll get to the 45 to the He’s still going to the 39 yd line. There’s uh Baker on the run. Second down. Hand off. That’s a first down. All right. So, first and 10 Louisiana Tech and swing pass out to the right gets to the 35 down the 30 to the 29 yd line. All right, so it’s a second second down for the uh the Bulldogs. There’s a pass towards the end zone and going to be dropped. Should have been [ __ ] intercepted. those stamps. Uh, drop the interception. My [ __ ] real man, there’s a quarterback keeper. We’ll get a first down to the 25 yardd line. [ __ ] real, man. Stamps had a a interception right in his hands. He [ __ ] dropped it. A play action pass could be complete out of bounds. Second and 10 here for Louisiana Tech. I got a player down for LSU. Hello, Andrew. How you doing? Got a player down for LSU is uh Jamari Butler, a senior out of Mobile, Alabama. Bad man. Oh man. We had We’ve had We’ve scored two touchdowns tonight. Two. Two. That’s it. The ball’s at the 20 6 yd line. Low snap and going to be sacked back at the 35 yd line. Third down. So third down and 17 back throw and going to be caught. First down the 15 10 five and he will score. Touchdown. Third and 17. They score. Son of a [ __ ] man. We lost uh we lo hope we hope we didn’t lose trade as green actually points up in good. unfucking real, man. This just was a lackluster game, man. All right. Now 20-7 and know they go they’ll go uh onside kick as the Bulldogs will go onside kick with 402 to go. Yeah, we got Oh, the ball blows off the tea. Pathetic, man. What a [ __ ] pathetic game, man. We only have what? 321 yards of offense for the whole goddamn game. We only ran the ball for 84 yards. That’s that’s that’s atrocious. But you I mean that’s that’s bad. That’s bad. That’s bad. It’s It’s atrocious and and uh whatever, man. This This was a bad game for LSU. Yeah, they won. Okay. But they they players didn’t care. They They’re going to What kind of What kind of kick was that? To the 10, 15, to the 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50. That’s where it’s g be uh tackle right there for LSU. Horrible. Horrible man. Yeah, Brown’s a Brown’s a baller. Pathetic game plan, man. It’s a It’s It’s a This is a bad game, man. Yeah, guess what? We got Nusmire still in the game in the [ __ ] fourth quarter, man. Against Louisiana Tech. There’s a hand off and goes no goes a yard. How’s How’s the dog? Oh, he’s been a pain in the ass. Yeah, Ro’s been a pain in the ass tonight. He’s He been wanting to come outside, inside, outside, inside. He’s been a pain in the He’s been a pain in a pain in the ass. Why are we not throwing a goddamn football? Awful. What’s up? Uh, crazy weather dude. What’s up? My my my friend. Hey, are we are we friends tomorrow around noon time when the Saints play the Cardinals? Are we friends then? Oh man, this is bad, man. This this this game is going uh far bad. I I I thought this I thought LSU was going to blow him out like by like 40 points. Uh so anyway, second to nine little hand off and that’s going to get to 45 to the 40 up to the 35 to 30 25 20 15 10 five and out of bounds man. First and goal goes Harlem Barry. First and goal. Man, I was one of I wanted a touchdown. Let’s go. Holland Barry almost almost got it in there, man. Nice blocking by Aaron. Nice black blocking by Aaron Anderson, but uh Barry be uh going to be pushed out of bounds outside the 5 yardd line. I think it is first and goal. Let’s see where they mark it. Mark at the six as Barry will get the get the carry and goes new where second. Oh, we got a flag down. All right, good or oh Louisiana Tech. Oh, illegal illegal substitution against the Bulldogs. This ball at the three yd line. First and goal LSU. So, first and goal and they’re going to hand it off. And I mean we Why can’t we get a [ __ ] push, man? second now. Why can’t we not get a goddamn Why can’t we get a [ __ ] push against Louisiana [ __ ] Tech, man? Second and goal 27 uh 15 215 to go. There’s a hand off and that’s going to be no [ __ ] yard man. We can’t [ __ ] block Louisiana Tech. We can’t block Louisiana goddamn Tech, man. Louis I’m I’m not trying to I’m not trying to downplay them or whatever, but we’re LSU. They’re Louisiana Tech, right? We got we’re we’re supposed to have the bigger, stronger, you know, players on on the line line of scrimmage, right? We’re supposed to have that. And we haven’t done it all goddamn game. We haven’t done it all all game. We’ve been We’ve been [ __ ] pushed around. Pushed around. pushed around by smaller goddamn players from [ __ ] uh uh from players are probably [ __ ] two stars. Third and goal shotgun formation. They’re going to hand it off. And yeah, fourth down. What the [ __ ] man? We We can’t get a goddamn [ __ ] push, man. But oh wait, we we got players out. Both both South Carolina’s touchdowns were from special teams, punt return, and a block punt. I didn’t know that. It’s sad, man. It’s [ __ ] sad. We can’t get a We can’t get a [ __ ] push on uh Louisiana Tech. I’m watching San Diego State and Washington State and I’m watching uh Mississippi State, Arizona State, Boston College, and Michigan State, Oklahoma, Michigan. And of course, this this uh debacle that I’m watching here on uh uh LSU and uh Louisiana Tech. Pathetic, man. We can’t we can’t I mean I think I think we ran the ball less than we did last week and we and and we played Clemson last week right now we’re playing Louisiana Tech so our rushing yard should go like up right so you think because competition whatnot no there go it goes Hell. Oh man. Oh, the or the uh we’re going we going field goal. Oh yeah, we’re going field goal here on fourth and goal. Yeah, field goal. Field goal. We’ve scored two touchdowns. One in the first quarter, one in the one in the sorry, I’m sorry. One in the first half, one in the second half. That’s it. Offensively, we can’t [ __ ] score points. [ __ ] look at that tech, man. Here’s here’s a uh kickoff. And here’s the kickoff. Going to be a touchback. It’s a first and 10 Louisiana Tech at the 25 yardd line. Yeah, I I I I man, we got to play better next week. We can’t play We can’t beat Florida playing like this. There’s a a hand off and nowhere. Going to lose two yards. So, Nusmire played the whole [ __ ] game when uh before the game we we we were hoping that that wasn’t going to happen. They intercepted. No, Nusmire had to play the whole [ __ ] game because the offense was so god go so goddamn inep and they couldn’t run the ball at all. So Nusfire had to play the whole [ __ ] game. Unfucking real, man. It’s a third down for the Bulldogs at their own uh 24 and there’s a hand off and he’ll get to the 28 yd line. Fourth down. Yeah. At least at least at least one of these games will go away when they go to nine conference games. So, you know, when we when we play uh Western Kentucky or uh you know, Hammond or Rustin, one one of these games is going away. So, uh yeah, what whichever one goes away is fine. probably the probably the uh the Hammond game punts away cuz they cuz they’re division one doubleA and oh there’s a there’s a flag down probably the the when we play Southeast Louisiana southeastern Louisiana because they’re one doubleA hopefully that game goes away not this game because this at least this is a 1A but whatever man you’re All right. Well, one of the one of these games has to go away because and nobody nobody wants to watch it, man. Nobody Nobody wants to watch us play uh Western Kentucky in in the middle of November. Who I rather I’d rather play Vanderbilt or Kentucky or South Carolina or whatever. [ __ ] man. But no, we gota we got to play Western Kentucky in late november. All right. All right. So, nspire will need down. Yeah. So, LSU wins 23-7. So, not they don’t they don’t they don’t cover. Hold on. They don’t cover. So, uh, so they don’t cover the spread. So, I can say that. And, uh, and the over the overunder was missed by a mile. The overunder was like 51 and a half points. We’re at 30. They weren’t they were even close. I thought I thought I really thought that was like a no-brainer. I said LG is going to score, you know, 50 points by themselves. [ __ ] We had two touchdowns. Two bad game offensively. How do I get some Goose merchandise? What are they Are they not dropping the links? They ain’t dropping the links. Let’s see here. Let’s see here. That [ __ ] ain’t That [ __ ] ain’t dropping the links. That [ __ ] ain’t dropping no goddamn links. Hold on. Why can’t I? I think that worked. Vanderville pulling away against uh Virginia Tech. Really? You serious? They play Virginia Tech. What channel? What channel? What channel is that on? Hold on. What channel? What channel is that on? [Music] I see it. I see it now. I found it. I found it. I found it. I found it. Damn. 44 to 20. Holy [ __ ] Goddamn Vanderbelt. Oh, [ __ ] Don’t we Don’t we play Vanderbilt this year? Don’t we play Don’t we play Vanderbilt? The hell? What? What year is this? What What [ __ ] year is it? Vanderbilt. What year is this? Damn. Man, Vanderbilt, man. [ __ ] Vanderbilt is up by 24 points over Virginia Tech. Holy [ __ ] man. God damn. God damn. Damn. Yeah, they’re on AC ACC Network. So, uh, man. So, all right. I I I I got to make a video about this game tonight. I got to get my thoughts together about LSU and uh Louisiana Tech because this was just uh Yeah. I mean, we won this game because we had better talent. That’s it. That’s it. It was because of anything else that besides that. Wasn’t some great uh [ __ ] coaching tool from Brian Kelly. Uh no, wasn’t that wasn’t that. So, yeah. Uh 23-7 is our final. Next, next week we play Florida in Baton Rouge. And so hopefully uh yeah. Oh man. Damn. God damn, man. Anyway. Anyway, man. [ __ ] man. Yeah, Vanderbilt’s actually been playing Vandable’s actually been been like, you know, decent the last like several several seasons under this coach. He’s uh he’s got them, you know, winning bowl going to bowl games, uh beating Alabama. I mean, damn. That’s something we haven’t done is beat Alabama. Yeah. Anyway, all right, man. So, I’ll see you uh to uh tomorrow for the Saints and the Cardinals. And uh there we go, man. Have a
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