Patriots To Stop Serving Alcohol To Players After 3rd Quarter
September 7, 2025
Patriots To Stop Serving Alcohol To Players After 3rd Quarter
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That explains the 4th quarter
People won’t see what website this is on and think it’s real lmao
*laughs in Chicken and Beer Red Sox*
Drake Maye pulled a McNabb.
Our poor play is the subject of Onion articles…. How far we’ve fallen. (We deserve it)
Okay, that’s funny.
Come on, being the subject of an article on *The Onion* an honor. It’s like winning a Golden Raspberry Award. You don’t necessarily aim for it but if it happens, just smile, nod, laugh, and move on.
7 comments
That explains the 4th quarter
People won’t see what website this is on and think it’s real lmao
*laughs in Chicken and Beer Red Sox*
Drake Maye pulled a McNabb.
Our poor play is the subject of Onion articles…. How far we’ve fallen. (We deserve it)
Okay, that’s funny.
Come on, being the subject of an article on *The Onion* an honor. It’s like winning a Golden Raspberry Award. You don’t necessarily aim for it but if it happens, just smile, nod, laugh, and move on.
Well this is a low blow…