Cowboys vs. Eagles Live Streaming Scoreboard, Play-By-Play & Highlights | TNF NFL Week 1 On NBC

Cowboys vs. Eagles Live Streaming Scoreboard, Play-By-Play & Highlights | TNF NFL Week 1 On NBC

Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] And we are back here on the Cowboys Report Live for week one of the NFL season. The opening game in hour 20 maybe. We’ll see away from kickoff here in this one. The not great weather rolling in. Plus, they’re going to do the Eagles banner stuff. So, I wouldn’t be shocked if it’s like an 8:25 or even later if there is a delay. We’ll keep you guys updated on that front. Cowboys at the Eagles. The line now eight and a half points in favor of Philadelphia. the total over under 48 and a half. Cowboys are underdogs as they should be. Um this they have a lot coming off their play. They have a lot to to show. New head coach, new defense. A lot of new pieces there. We’ll see how Brian Shottimer fares being the head the head coach and the play caller for the Dallas Cowboys. Philadelphia, of course, beyond winning the Super Bowl last year was one of the best offenses and one of the best defenses in football, allowing under 18 points per game. That was second best. They have some new pieces as well that they’ll have to manage on that side of the football, but the offense remains incredible, even though they did lose the coordinator there as well. So, I’m very curious to see in week one that can often be a little bit sloppy and everything else there, how both these teams look in a game that, well, the Eagles are right to be favored in. All right, this is our pregame super chat menu. Make sure you’re paying close attention. special deals for the pregame portion for everyone who is locked in early on today’s show. A $5 super chat gets you into our signed Don Bland jersey. It’s two entries in the pregame, so you get extra for being here like a true sicko and and diehard fan early. $10 gets you six entries. 20 bucks then gets you 20 entries. 50 bucks gets two shot wheels. will spin the wheel and see what pops up. Plus a bunch of raffle entries as well. $100, two beer bongs, all those raffle entries. And last year we did the beer bong of honor. We’re going to upgrade it this year. It’s the helmet of honor. You do a $100 super chat. We got the stickers right there. We’ll put your name/initials on there. Once we fill this bad boy out or up, I should say, we’ll ship it out to you. So, no one is on the helmet of honor yet. Going to get going for week one of the season. Let’s see who the first person is. I like the white helmet. I I just think it looks crisp. I’m a big fan of this helmet by the Cowboys. So, I wish I was able to win it, frankly. So, $100 beer bongs and you go on the helmet of honor. Tonight’s giveaways, reminder, signed Don Bland jersey raffle. We’ll do our Venmo 5050 raffle tonight as well. uh $500 Venmo. I’ll rock a custom Cowboys jersey of your choosing. You pick the name, the number, all of that good stuff in there. $100, you’re into the helmet of honor. We will do a monthly MVP for September. So, two possible ways to win that entry today. We’ll have eight entries in total. It’ll be largest individual super chat or Venmo and whoever is the MVP on the top fan leaderboard. You are eligible for both. So, do keep that in mind. Several super chats already flowing in here. Hawkeyes is first up. Let me get you your entries here into the mini helmet. 20 bucks says, “Let’s go.” Appreciate that, Hawkeyes. You are entered. Jotmon already coming through with a $50 super chat. Everyone spam JMOman. Your entries are in, my friend says. says, and we’ll do the wheel spins here in just a second. We got a bunch of different options, including uh we did the skyline shots last time. Aiden is not allowed to do any food related shots anymore. Uh I did do some cheese whiz. I don’t know how I’m going to do shots of this. We’ll make it work, but we’ll do cheese whiz shots as well. 50 from Jot says, “It’s the best time of the year. A time where I can stop listening to Jerry and his merry band of henchmen. Time to watch Dak throw for 5,000 yards and the team go six and 11.” Ah, that was a whirlwind there. Thank you, Jotman. I appreciate that. William Cook is into the raffle again as well. Says, “I wonder how the Eagles defense will do against CD, Pickkins, and Ferg. Certainly a critical thing to watch in this one.” Definitely one to keep our eyes on with how he plays, how that defense fares with Pickkins and and Ferguson and Lamb. And that new look, actually, that’s an old one from that makes more sense. That’s an old one from William. uh that came in. Let’s get to the Let’s We’ll come back to Chris B and the original Whim Cook one. Let’s get to Matt Temple’s $100 super chat. Everyone spamm in the comment section. Got a lot of entries to give Matt Temple on that front. That’s Matt Temple coming through with the big time super chat. I appreciate that, Matthew. Cheers to you, my friend. We will do the beer bongs. We’ll do the wheel spins in a second. Do need to mention our sponsors here within that that time frame. So, we’ll get to that and then we will do the beer bongs. Do the wheel spins. Matt says, “Just started my vacation. Hopefully the Cowboys get it off to a good start with an 8-day cruise to the Bahamas.” Matt, I hope you and whoever you are going with have fun on that front. So, we’ll go to Omaha Stakes first. Let’s follow the script. Omaha Stakes then prize picks on today’s show. Then we’ll get to the wheel spins and beer bongs and have some fun today. Today’s live Cowboys report is made possible by Omaha Stakes. From handcrafted steaks to delicious fall favorites, Omaha Stakes delivers the world’s best tail steak experience, excuse me. Get fired up for fall grilling with Omaha Stakes. Visit omahastakessakes.com for 50% off sitewide during their redhot sale event. And for an extra $35 off, use promo code cowboys at checkout. That’s 50% off omahastak.com at omahastak.com and an extra $35 off with promo code cowboys at checkout. See site for details. Appreciate Omaha Stakes sponsoring us here on the Cowboys report. Again, that is omahastak.com promo code cowboys. Today’s live stream also made possible by prize picks. You and I make decisions every day. But on Prize Picks, being right can get you paid. Don’t miss any of the excitement this season on Prize Picks, where it is good to be right. You can go download the app today and use code CLNS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. That’s code CLNS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. Prize picks. It’s good to be right. Link in the comments section and the description of today’s show. This was the actual super chat that came in from William Cook. So, we’ll we’ll correct it here. Although Buck would get his yards, Dak will ball out and the Cowboys will win 31 to 28 on an Aubry 60ard field goal. I think every single one of us would would go pretty darn insane uh if that one went down and happened that way. So I I hope you are correct, my friend. That that would be an ideal outcome for the Dallas Cowboys. You see those bots, by the way, just type B to block them. No worries on that front. Hawkeyes coming through with another $100 super chat. So we owe two wheel spins and I already owe two beer bong or four beer bongs. So, we’re getting a little bit um I may have miscalculated. Very real possibility that I miscalculated on that front. Uh Jeffrey Ward, we’ll get your entries in here as well. Appreciate that, my friend. Thank you. Thank you. Let’s do let’s get through these super chats, the other ones real quick. We’ll do the wheel spins and I’ll do the beer bongs at the exact same time. So, I think Chris B is the most recent one we have not gotten to at this time. He says, “Hope the game doesn’t get delayed. 8:30 is a late start.” He also said he doesn’t understand. I’ll just shut this one out because it’s two. Uh Jaden Blue better be hurt because man, that’s dumb. And then don’t know why Mazy’s on the team. Uh probably because Jerry. I wouldn’t be shocked to try to shot Mazy. He’s inactive. Jaden Blue and Mazy Smith are both inactive. Does it make sense to me? Mazy, yes. Jaden Blue, no. Both of them are healthy scratches. I don’t have an answer for you on why Jaden Blue is inactive. I I wish I did. I have no answer for you. So, Jeffrey Ward had this $20 super chat says, “New season, new mental health. Ride or die. Go boys.” Got your entries in there, Jeffrey. Everyone else is caught up on their raffle entries as well. I owe some beer bongs. We owe two wheel spins. I I don’t We’ll see what ends up happening. The the shotty wheel spin, which I meant to put that in the as the the listical. So, that’s fun. Uh I think we’re updated on this one. Oh my god. You know what’s going to happen? It’s going to get the upgrade to beer bong one. I know it’s going to happen. I know it’s going to. I have I have no doubts about that one. So, I’ll do a beer bong as we spin the wheels here or the wheel here on the Cowboys report. Let’s do it. Aiden, take it away, my friend. First wheel coming in. [Music] Billy is gonna do two shots. So, we’ll bring on Billy here. These are the shotties. It’s the the slight cut of of lemonade. So, I’ll slide over here. You can you can pour yourself some some shots. There’s Billy, our Ohio State host. All right. First beer bong for me coming in. Here we go. Ah. Second beer bomb coming up. Is going to rip them back to back here. First one down. Second one down. Hey, good job not spitting it up everywhere. I’m sorry, Aiden. You’re You’re never going to live that down, AP. You’re going to have that one forever. All right, let’s do the second shoddy wheel spin here. I’ll do a second beer bong as well. It’s away. Oh, damn it. It’s going to be one, two. All right, I’m I’m just I’m just going to put it into the beer bong, too. We’ll We’re just going to chase it with the beer bong here. Funny how that goes sometimes. First shot. Second shot. Let’s get to something here. Second beer bomb coming up. Here we go. The boss has said I can drink as much as I want if we get super chats for it. So that’s that’s that’s what I’m thinking there. So, all right. The great Duke bothers a $5 super chat. My prize picks lineup. Dak freebie. Good call. Good call. Barkley, two touchdowns. Oo, aggressive. Devont Smith, one TD. If we lose, I still want to be a little bit happy. Go Cowboys. Okay, I appreciate that. Uh, Fishy just said beer bong some Everclear. That’s attempted murder on your part. Actually, that’s what that is. So, uh, I would rather not do that. Uh that seems like a really really bad idea to to attempt on that front. Reminder, we are doing the Venmo 5050 raffle. Kenneth just got in on that front for the Venmo 5050 raffle. We will be doing first half raffles and second half raffle. So takehome is already 30 on the first half raffle. Uh Sullean Hawkeyes and Kenneth King are in. It’s at what going downy for that Venmo 5050 raffle. All right, third beer bong coming up. No, we’re closed. We’re good. We’re good. That was left over from last time. We’re good. Worried about some some slippage there. So, third beer bong. Here we go. The belches are here. The belching is here. All right, let’s Can we go here? All right, we are a little over an hour away from kickoff here on the Cowboys report. Week one between the Cowboys and the Eagles. Who you got in this one? It is the pinned poll as well. C for the Cowboys, E for the Eagles. Let me know in the comments section of today’s show. C for the Cowboys, E for the Eagles. By the way, shout out to you, Brent. You are in to the Venmo 5050 raffle. I will update you here right now. Oops, that’s the wrong sheet. That would have broken everything if I had done that. Brent is into the Venmo 5050 raffle. So take home right now is already up to 40 and we’re like 14ish minutes into the show. So get the votes coming. C for the Cowboys, E for the Eagles. Who you got in this one? Dancing Dak Prescott uh says shooting sleeve. Tom, if Dak comes out in the the his version of the shooting sleeve, I have mine. So I I am a man of my word. I I will do that. I I am happy to to rock it if that ends up being the case. So, get your votes in. C for the Cowboys, excuse me. E for the Eagles. Austin Kerry is the super chat that we’ll get to here. A couple more rolling in. We’ll get to all of those here in a little bit. Uh so stay tuned for that. It’s C for the Cowboys, E for the Eagles, $10 from Austin Carey. Make sure you’re enter. I don’t know if I did that yet. I did not do it yet. All right, Austin, you are in. There we go. Says, I saw on CBS Sports’s uh Blues ankle was bothering him but wasn’t listened due to not being serious enough. Any practice squad calls with him and Mazi not active? Uh, two of them, yes I I know Watkins says there’s a health issue, but he wasn’t on the injury report, which like you have to designate them as an injured player. So I I interpret that I know the ankle was linger was out there. I’m actually viewing this as a healthy scratch for Austin Carrey for for Jaden Blue. Um I’m sure Shottimer will have more to say after the game, but like that’s that’s noteworthy to me. Uh Chris B, first time not having any expectations this year. We win a game, awesome. We lose a game, I’m not surprised. This this team owner is whatever. Sounds like you’re just going to be a chill guy, my friend. And you’re just going to be a chill fan in this one, which is maybe what we all should be. You see those bots by the way? Type B and we’ll take care of them. Chris B’s entries are in as well. Certified Chide. Calvin Watkins says, “Blue has a health issue.” Kind of what we mentioned previously. I just I don’t know. I I’m sure we’ll know more once we get to the postgame press conference, but it is noteworthy to me that been pretty quiet on that front. Been been been pretty quiet on that front. Um, I just I I am surprised he’s a scratch kind of. I hope the ankle did flare up on him because that would make me feel better, honestly. I I don’t really get not making him active tonight unless unless he’s hurt. So, all right, Darren Morris, your two entries for a $5 super chat. I’ll 100 bucks if we make the playoffs, 250 if we win the NFC, 500 if we win the Super Bowl. Cheers to a good season. Cheers to you, Darren. I I would love to get all of that, right? Like, wouldn’t we all be happy that I’m sure that that that is a price you are more than happy to pay, right? I think I think we’d all be pretty happy if it went down like that. All right, Al Walton. Boy, I did not type that in remotely correctly. Uh, I will need one more beer here in a minute whenever you get a chance, Chris. Everything good on your end? Oh, okay. I mean, I saw Billy is on it now, so should just be in his email. It’s weird. Al Walton, Cowboys, get on the board early and play with a lead. We win easily. Oh, how I hope you are correct, Al. I I would be an extremely happy person. I we would I I I’d have a bit of bounce on my step I haven’t had in I don’t know, end of the 2023 season or Yeah, end of the 2023 season. Yeah. All right, let’s talk the game a little bit here with just over an hour and took off. Thank you very much, Billy. I’ll do a beer ball in a little bit. the game day callups from your practice squad. As a reminder, you get three of them for each player. You get two maximum per game. The Cowboys have called up Ryan Fenoy and they have called up Buddy Johnson. So, wide receiver five to help on special teams and really help on seems Buddy Johnson. When I saw the Buddy Johnson call up, I kind of figured they were going to uh make Shamar James inactive. More on that in a little bit. But those are your game day callups. Ryan Fenoy and Buddy Johnson. Let’s start on the defensive inactives, then we’ll get to the offensive inactives here. Sheamar James. Okay, interest not terribly shocking. Mazy Smith is inactive. And you know, we’ll we’ll talk about this on a future show, I promise you, more in depth, but like I am I am shopping Mazy Smith right now. He he is he is an active. I I’m I have Kenny Clark. I now don’t have to like play him because I have nobody else out there. I am shopping him. I I am trying to trade him. Like th this is the Taco Charleton. Different player, different style, different spot. It’s taco all over again. Trade him. It it it’s time. Perion Winfrey back injury. He is out. So it’s going to be Kenny Clark, Odigizua, Solomon Thomas, Jay Toya as your defensive tackles. the offensive inactives. I know that there’s like the health issue for Jaden Blue, which wasn’t on the injury report. I think he’s actually just healthy scratch. I kind of want to I’m going to do it. I am going to just re recklessly take Hunter Lipkkey anytime touchdown right now. I’m just going to recklessly do it with with no I’ I’ve got some bonus bets. I’m I’m just going to do it. Just going to do it. Uh Azani Cornelius, Aake Denai, and Trevor Keegan are also scratches. So your backup offensive linemen are Brock Hoffman, TJ Bass, and Nathan Thomas. Scratching the two right side offensive linemen, the offensive tackles that that are backups does indicate to me that they feel pretty good about just, you know, the health of Tyler Gayton. All right, most comments in the next 60 seconds by typing in FchAC to troll our Eagles now host Chase Senior. Most comments in the next 60 seconds will get a free entry into our signed Don Bland jersey giveaway. Spam Fchase and type B to block those damn bots if you see them too. That the bots have learned, by the way, as your FC chases come in. Um, they just they just keep finding a way to do it. Like they they they they subscribe and they’ll comment things, too. It’s really wild to me. So, spam fchase in the comments section of today’s show. Most comments in the next 60 seconds. We’re going to let uh producer Aiden pick that one once he’s set up for it. So, most comments in the next 60 seconds will get a free raffle entry into our signed Don Bland jersey. So, get him in. Spam Fchase. We’re We’re trolling Chase soon. Actually had a very good talk with Chase um for for the Eagles channel on on th or Friday. No, Wednesday. I don’t even know what day it is anymore. Uh the other day of just like just talking shop talking ball. There is a there are a few Eagles fans who I like I like respect and appreciate that are in media or in general. I know several of them are watching tonight because they do they just like to hate watch and they they like the crash outs. The crash out might not happen tonight. I’ll tell you what, if they lose the the Giants next week, I will crash out. I abs I a I promise you I am going to crash out. No doubt about it. So, uh Fchase in the comments section of today’s show. All right, Aiden, who is our free raffle entry winner? Migzy43. All right, we will do this once per quarter, so don’t worry. You will have plenty of opportunities to get in on that. Fchase in the comments section of today’s show. Some super chats and we’ll go through the menu here at the end of these super chats that have come in. Uh, Hawkeyes, I live by Levi Stadium. Uh the Cowboys half Mr. Bull so I can go. Okay. So you live like what 30 40 minutes based on traffic south of San Francisco. I I lived in San Francisco for for several years. Well I guess I lived in I did live in downtown then I lived in Berkeley. Um this reminds me let’s get to Jonathan Kelly’s super chat and then I I need to be putting in these $100 super chat club people or else I’m just not doing my job properly. yourself. Jonathan Kelly, a $20 super chat here. Let me get your entries into our raffle. Thank you, Jonathan. Got you covered. I need to get the $100 super chats in here for Matt Temple was first. I get drunk Tom writing on stuff. This might be a bad idea. Boy, I can’t I can’t write their [ __ ] Uh, thank god penmanship isn’t a thing anymore. I’d be in major trouble. Uh, Jonathan says, “The season is finally here. Thank you for the updates. All offseason, Tom. You are by far my favorite Cowboys channel to watch. Cowboys updates slashnews.” Here we go. I appreciate that, Jonathan. Thank you very much. If you are not already subscribed, now is a great time to do so since you do have to be subscribed to comment. So, put in Hawkeyes. Ah, it’s a Z [ __ ] We’re good. All right. First two entries are in $100 super chat. You can’t really tell, but it is on there. And you guys, whoever wins it can see my very shitty handwriting. $100 super chat. You get into our helmet of honor. I’ll do two beer bongs in the pregame. Once this is all filled up with our Cowboys stickers, it’s even got like the the off blue for like the Cowboys throwback colors. We’ll ship it out and then start a new one. So, we’ll go through the super chat menu here real quick then. Oh, Rob Garcia first. Good call. Good call. Uh, you think Philly barks at Pickins early mind games? I mean, I I this is a little bit offensive, but bear with me here. If I were a corner, and I played corner in grade school, which doesn’t really count because I wasn’t good enough. Too short, too slow. It’s bad combination. Um I would like you need your corners in the NFL to be like a little bit mentally unhinged like because you’re going to get beat at least 50% of the time. So like you have to have this like unearned arrogance, unearned confidence of I’m the best in the game because you’re going to get beat. So you have to be able to flush that. So like you should be playing mind games and just like trying to get under the skin of the wide receiver. Like I think the DBs who DM the the girlfriends of the wide receivers, I love that [ __ ] It’s effed up. Like you need to be a little bit a little bit effed up. It’s fine. It’s fine. All right. The pregame super chat menu. $5. Two signed Durand Bland jersey raffle entries. That is $5 on that front. Gets you two. It’s the pregame specialty items. So stay tuned for that. The the prices will drop once the game gets going. $10 equals six jersey raffle entries. 20 bucks 20 jersey raffle entries. 50 bucks. Two shot wheels. We did that once already. $100 is two beer bongs as well. That is the super chat menu on today’s show. I will make note we are also doing the Venmo 5050 raffle. Andres Yabarvo and James Yabarvo as they always are are into the jersey raffle entry. So or sorry the 50-50 raffle 20 bucks to enter. We will do first half and second half raffle entries. So, take-home is already up to 60 for the first half raffle alone. Can’t wait to see what we get to. We’ll get to some more actual pregame talk here inside of an hour to go with doesn’t look like the worst weather yet in Philadelphia, but we’ll keep an eye on that for certain. Before we get into it, today’s show is made possible by Omaha Stakes. From handcrafted steaks to delicious fall favorites, Omaha Stakes delivers delivers the world’s best steak experience. You can during their redout sale event get 50% off sitewide at omahastak.com. Plus, you guys get $35 off with promo code cowboys at checkout. Omaha Stakes delivers unrivaled quality and variety. And every bite is backed by their 100% money back guarantee. background info. My wife, as I’m sure many of you know, is extremely pregnant right now. Uh, eight and a half months due any day. The the um the the phone is on so I don’t miss it in case in case I get the call. Uh, there was a point where she was like red meat was not sitting right with her. It sucked. It’s good. Now we get to enjoy Omaha Stakes once again. Get fired up for fall grilling with Omaha Stakes. Visit omahastakess.com for 50% off sitewide during their red hot sale event and for an extra $35 off. Use promo codec cowboys at checkout. That’s 50% off at omahastaks.com and an extra $35 off with promo code cowboys at checkout. C site for details. Links in the comments section and the description of today’s show. That’s omahastak.com promo codec cowboys. We’ll hit one key to victory. Then we’ll go into the super chats that just came in as well. With rain in the forecast, we’ll see how it goes. You do need to limit Saquon Barkley. I I I would not be surprised if the Cowboys or if the Eagles try like hell to run the football a bunch. I I both teams might lean heavily on that ground game. History says that that when the rain is not when the rain is there, teams should run football. Saquon isn’t going to be as impactful relative to the core season. When you get 345 carries in a season, history tells us you regress. Does that happen in week one? Not always. Not always. But it is worth mentioning the Cowboys run defense hasn’t been good enough. They were bad last year. They’re they’re banking on Kenny Clark playing a huge role. Like they they need him to be a huge part. They need the linebackers, the edges, all of these players to step up. If if if they don’t do it, if the Eagles just run the ball down their throats, 200 yards, we’re going to be sitting here Friday morning going, “Hey, it happened again. Now, what do we do?” So, how that plays out is a pretty big question mark to me. And that’s that’s noteworthy to me. All right, super chat time. Double J 228. Let me throw you into our jersey raffle here. I I I’ve just now, you know, double J to 22 for EMTT and and uh and either Michael or Dez or whoever you want for the 80s. I’ll argue it. Uh not a fan of the blue scratch. Maybe get some back from Aussie. Also, Dak one sleeve season is active. You’re right. And I I made the bet. I’m going to honor it. I told you guys if Dak wears the the shooting sleeve this year, I will wear my shooting sleeve. So, this is You can still There’s actually You guys can’t tell that there’s actually a grass stain right here from my flag football days. So, I’m I I will wear the the shooting sleeve for Dak Prescott as well. It’s Mine’s better because Dak is just doing like the the rolled up sleeve, but a bet is a bet. I will rock the shooting sleeve on the left arm just like Dak Prescott as long as he is doing it. And it also covers up the very large watch tan on my wrist too, which you can kind of tell that big old watch hand tan right there. So I I I bet it’s a bet. I I tweeted out. I am going to rock the shooting sleeve this season as long as Dak is doing it. Zack Crosby $10 entries. Let me get you into the raffle here, my friend. Uh I do owe one more beer bong if you can get me one more beer, Chris. That’s embarrassing. It was right here the the the entire time. That’s That’s really bad, actually. Two shots and two beers later. Uh Billy already handed it to me, so that’s that that that was that that was that was pretty embarrassing. Take those away. All right. I That’s I don’t that I’m sorry. That’s bad. That’s very bad. Uh, someone said, uh, George Pickkins anytime, TD, I’m on that one, too. I’m on I’m on Lipkkey and Pickkins like a true sick individual. Uh, Zach’s got a good feel about tonight. I’m feeling a a Rain Dakota Prescott master class. I’m watching an Eagles fan. So, hope I don’t have to get torched tonight. Uh, it’s funny. There’s um, so the the golf course I played a lot. There’s there’s one Eagles fan who watched the show before he met me and we were playing one day and he goes, “You look like this this guy I watch on YouTube.” Like, “Yeah, he’s a handsome fella.” I thought he was I thought he was just screwing around with me and he knew it was me. And I’m like, “Yeah, that’s me, dude.” Like, I thought he was screwing around with me. Great guy. You know, he is funny. He’s probably gonna be watching Chase tonight. Um, there’s also someone that looks like Stephen Jones and I I get a visceral reaction in myself like I don’t like you. Haven’t talked to him, but he looks like Stephen Jones and it bothers me. That’s very bad of me. It’s very bad of me. All right, fourth and final beer bong. Unless we get a $100 super chat coming up next. Here we go. There we go. Ah, we’ll get through all the super chats. We’re slightly behind on here. Appreciate you, Zack Crosby. Thank you very much. Um, we got DoubleJ Andres Yarvo aka Bad Wolf rocking his jersey this year. $500 Venmo and we’ll rock it for you throughout the We’ll just go back and forth on those. Uh, I got to get caught up on the Venmos in a minute. Andre says, “It’s time once again. May fortune ever be in our favor.” I agree. Joker High Guy is in with a $50 super chat. If you’re just now tuning in, that means it is time for the shotty wheels. Two of them coming up here. We have a variety of options. Regular shots, upgrade to a beer bong, which I know is going to happen to me. I can feel it in my bones. Um, there’s a cheese whiz one. Aiden is not allowed to do the the cheese whiz until further notice. You’re banned from it. Maybe we’ll try it again later. Maybe we’ll try it again. I I did not buy these the Skyline cans on purpose. Just did not even give us the the temptation. If you missed, there was a preseason week three. Aiden, who once worked at a Skyline, I’m I’m sorry. I’m never gonna I’m never going to let this down. uh took a shot of it and just spit it up everywhere. Like just instantaneously it went everywhere. Barely kept it down for the second one. All right, let’s spin the shotty wheel here. Let’s go. Uh Roy is into the jersey raffle as well. And I got you into the Don or the Vimma raffle and the Don Bland raffle. Two shots for Billy again. Come on up, bud. We we we do get two wheel spins. Roy, I got you into the Venmo 5050 raffle and for the uh Don Bland raffle. Kenneth King wants another one on the Venmo 5050 raffle. So, take home now is up to 80. Says, “Our family loves your show, man.” Thank you again. Thank you, Kenneth. Hope you’re having a a good a good time out there. I got Andre. I got Roy. All right, you going to do them back to back. One for Billy, two for Billy. You might need to delete the the Billy shot wheel. We I I don’t I don’t want to have it be a a just a designated drinker. That’s not what we’re aiming for. Let’s spin it again, Aiden. Let’s spin it again here. It’s away. Spin it again. Spin it again. Nope. That doesn’t count. Billy is exempt here. He He He just did four in a row. Billy’s exempt. It’s Billy. We’re gonna keep spinning it. Oh no, it’s a cheese whis shot. All right. I have no idea how this is going to go. I don’t know how this is going to work. Oh, this is going to be so disgusting. All right, I’m just gonna I’m just gonna put a bunch of cheese whiz. This is going to make my sick to my stomach after this. All right, so I’ve taken this is going to smell like cheese in the office, so I apologize for this. I’ve got a shot glass full of cheese whiz here. I’m just going to I’m essentially going to take it back out and then just dry scoop it. I don’t know how else to describe it. This is not It’s not going to go very well. All right, here we go. That’s so bad. I’m going to need a minute. Oh my god, this is so bad. All right, we did it. Oh my god. Of all the things I’ve done, that’s so bad. That is unbelievably bad. All right, I’m going to sip some water here when we get to the next thing. Oh my god, that is like bites of it is fine, but I I I genuinely don’t know if I can do that again. Genuinely, I do not know. All right, Gatlin, I’m gonna wear my Parsons jersey. Lol. I’m I’m I’m I’m I am I am so done with the Parsons discourse. I just like I I don’t want to do it anymore. I I I I’m over it. I’m over it. All right. Uh did Ron Effam Did Ron Effam? I don’t know. I don’t know. Is Gavvante Williams starting tonight? I assume so. It’d be weird if it wasn’t. Um, $5 for you. Did Did Ron fam I I’m pretty sure I’m pretty sure he’s going to start. Um, the fact that your active backs are Lipkkey and Blue. No, Blue. Lipkkey, Williams, and Sanders means might be a heavy workload. Um, pretty sure I’m starting Williams. I don’t have him in my my Dynasty League. I think I have him in in a guillotine league. So, thank you. Did Did Ran Ron All right, Andre Zarvo, nice to see the old game back together. Hey, we’re all here. I I’m sorry. I’m I am struggling with where that cheese was shot. I’m struggling hardcore with it. I apologize. All right, Austin Kerry, Dak is wearing the sleeve. Also, how are the vibes today? Uh, I’m trolling Philly fans and wearing the picking jersey. I won. Nice. Hey, squad arrived on time. Austin, uh, I hope Dallas backs up my crap talk because he won’t he let me have it last year. Uh, I’ I’ve got some rules. There are a handful of teams that I just I don’t crap talk their their hosts or their fans. Uh, Eagles are one of them because they won the Super Bowl. Niners and Packers are the other two. Everyone else is is fair game. Everyone else, those guys I don’t I don’t I don’t play around with. Toeer a $5 super chat. Thank you, Toeer. Calling it now. Scoon maker. First Tutty of the season. I like it. It’s aggressive. I’m not going to go with it. I I did I did a recklessly throw down to Lipkkey anytime touchdown, which was like it was like it was like five to win 70. Reckless ass bet. Uh orange juice $2. Thank you very much, Orange Juice. I appreciate that. Matthew Skipper into our signed Don Bland jersey giveaway. Tom, I am ready to be hurt again. Uh, something tells me you are very much not alone on that front. I I I would bet a lot of us are. All right, Alexander Forte, 20 entries into our giveaway. Let me get you entered here, Alexander. Still bitter about the micro trade, but hopeium of a new season and a few beers have me optimistic as hell right now. If we have any chance to catch the Eagles sleeping, tonight might be it. Weather looks fine as I look at the high or the pregame warm-ups. Looks like it’s okay. Um I if if they win, I’m going to be on cloud9. I if they win, I’m going to be on cloud nine. CJ D Young III, I prefer the ghetto wheel. Are there any jelly beans on the wheel? You want to add them re real quick? Ju just just add go in there. Add a jelly bean for for anyone. Not does anyone not want to do a a a jelly bean? Cuz I’m in. We have the spicy jelly beans right now. CJ, anyone out on the jelly beans? All right, you guys all heard legally binding contract. They’re all in. No complaining later. So, I’m down with that. Um, we’ll we’ll we’ll add them in here. We we we will add them right now just for you, CJ D Young. Giving you a bunch of raffle entries as well. We could go do like a a a shot of the jelly beans. I don’t have any complaints about that. That sounds fun to me. There we go. CJ is into the jersey raffle. There we go. Spicy jelly bean flavors are as follows. Cayenne, habanero, Carolina Reaper, Sriracha, and jalapeno. So, those are the five spicy jelly beans. We’re out of the nasty ones, right? Or do we still have some of those? If it if it lands on me, I’ll do a a nasty one. So, we’ll spin that wheel here momentarily twice. Uh Troy Daniels, by the way, I know you’re helping out on mod duties again. I do have your entries in. So, Troy, I I got you several entries on that front. CJ says he loves the jelly beans. All right. Going forward, I will put the jelly beans onto the sh the shot wheel. Why not? But if it lands on that cheese we shot for me, I’m I’m doing a jelly bean instead on on the principle of of death. All right, let’s spin the wheel twice for the shots. Here we go. Seal we get on this one. We’re not making Billy do more shots. Billy’s done four shots tonight. We’re going to cut him off for at least 30 minutes. Once the game begins, because you you you can drive home tonight. You live 15 minutes away. So, let’s make it happen. Spin it again, Aiden. Spin it again. If it lands on Billy again, he’ll he’ll do he’ll he’ll do a a spicy bean for uh for Chris. Look at that. Spicy bean boozled for Oh my god. Come on. All right. Hand me one of the nasty ones. Jesus. I I am sure CJ D. Young is over the moon that it landed on him right now. I’m sure he’s over the moon. I’m just going to pick a random one cuz the these are these are a year old. Oh boy. This is either going to be old bandage or pomegranate. Here’s the thing about the nasty jelly beans as Aiden will spin it again. Uh they have all kind of combined so none of them taste good. It’s pomegranate but not good. Two shots for Chris. There we go. Slide on up here. Two shots for Chris. Shooting sleeve Daka is real, so I’m wearing it as well. First one for Chris. All the shot glasses courtesy of Mark H, by the way. I promised I’d wear the shooting sleeve if Dak wore it. I’m rocking it right now. Several more super chats to get to on today’s live stream. We still got 35 maybe more here. Uh Joker, hi guys, says, “I’m so sorry, Tom. Love you though.” Yeah, I’ll be honest. Um I I have regrets about putting the the cheese like it’s Philadelphia cheese whiz and the cheese stakes. That makes sense. I have regrets. We’ll do apple cider for the Giants game. Maybe. Maybe that’s what we’ll do. I I have so many regrets right now. All right. Uh Al Walton, if you puke, make sure it’s on camera. I I managed to hang on. I I would be lying to you that it it was close. Um I I have I I’ll be honest. I have never once gotten close to puking on air. Like never. Never. That was probably the closest I got. It was just a I kind of psyched myself out out a little bit, but it was just like just holding cheese whiz in my mouth just wasn’t good. It it it was painful. So 50 bucks. We’ll keep doing it. We’ll keep spinning the wheel. That’s how we go. Lone Wolf, I’m here too. All of us OG’s are here tonight. LFG, I appreciate every single one of you who are tuned in and watching live here on the Cowboys Report. You guys are awesome. Hopefully the the the body punishment is is good enough. Waters Gaming is I say Hunter Lipkkey. I got him in there for first for first touchdown or just a touchdown. I I think there is a chance he is your goal lineback slash the Cowboys. They paid him. They’re going to get him involved. All right, CJ Young. I put this one in there already. He says, “You you are the man, Tom. Jelly beans are my favorite. They are into the wheel spins just for you, and we’ll keep them in there all year long, CJ, as well. Beat you up. Get your raffle entries in. What’s good, Tom and team, and chat homies? Here we go again. LFG Cowboys. Hey, hopefully things go great. I I forget who it was. It was Chris B. My expectations are lower this year. I reserve the right to crash out Midame, but it’s week one. You’re eight and a half point dogs. Like I my my uh crash out level is lower than what it normally is. Let’s let’s put it that way. I’m not I’m not as concerned if it does crash out. All right, Nick can’t watch live, so it’s up to you to entertain me. Dance monkey dance. Uh look, he’s not wrong. Nick’s not wrong. We uh the for those of you who don’t What do you guys What are you guys saying no about this? This is fine. This is fine. Um we do call these super h stupid human tricks. That’s that’s what we call these things. Like we’ll that’s what we do. It’s stupid human tricks. Doing shots of cheese whiz is stupid. Like that’s all it is. So, we’ll have some fun. It’s fine. It’s fine. Thank you, Nick. You are into the signed Don Bland jersey raffle. Uh, I’m just going to go Sean Kelson because that’s that’s too many words for me to read right now. Cowboys will win today. Let’s go. Cowboys win. I I’m going to be on Cloud9. I I in general, I don’t sleep well after a Cowboys game. Like, I I have a tough time like winding myself down and going to bed. Like, I’m just I’m amped. No, no matter what, I’m either excited over a win or mad about a loss. I am in between. There is like I just I kind of crash out or crash up one way or the other. Cowboys win, I will have a a very tough time like sleeping. Like I’ll just I’ll just be too excited. So like that’s just that’s just my mindset. I I Okay, Cevich pull the jerseys up, the sleeves up. It’s designed to be big. They’re jerseys. Like I I’ll try, but like it only goes so it it doesn’t really work that way. Sorry. I’m sorry. More super chats to come. First, the pregame super chat menu. Every $5 super chat gets you in to our signed Don Bland jersey raffle giveaway. $10 gets you six. $20 gets you 20. 50 bucks gets you two shot wheel spins of two shots. One shot. Upgrade to a beer bong. A lot of variety there. $100 is two beer bongs. We are doing the month-long raffle. Largest individual super chat which right now is think that is still Matthew Temple or is it Hawkeyes tied largest individual super chat? I’ve got Hawkeyes and ah shoot I don’t see it anymore. Go to did the hundred exactly for me. Chris Was Matt Temple the same? Anyway, MVP based on the top fans right now is Hawkeyes and we’ll we’ll we’ll say Matt Temple. We’ll do a monthly raffle for a Cowboys jersey. Every $100 which chats is two beer bongs and we’ll put your name initials in the stars on the Cowboys full-size helmet. Once we fill it up, we won’t block out the Cowboys icon. These are peelable, so if you don’t want them on there, you can just take take them off. By the way, we’ll get you in. We’ll raffle this off once it is filled. I think this is awesome. I kind of wish I was eligible to win it, but I think I think it’s sweet. So, get your super chats in. Venmo 5050 raffle as well at what going downy on Venmo. Several super chats. This is kind of becoming the super chat hour here on the Cowboys Report. I ain’t mad at it. Darius King, if our run game is trash, would you trade for Anthony Richardson? If so, what would your offer be? No. Um, and if we don’t, like I I just He’s a quarterback, so I just like I He’s not a running back. Like Joe Milton is is your backup QB for better or for worse. So I I would go no on that front. Dreamc crusher $15 super chat. Let me get you into our raffle. Got you covered there. Dream crusher. Double it. I got Cowboys win $3121. I’d be real happy if you were right. I I will be an extremely excited person if that ends up happening. I I there are very few things that would make me again don’t tell my wife but like you know the cow cowboys win a Super Bowl was the best day of my life. Don’t don’t tell my wife she’s I know she’s not watching. I promise you she’s not. She’s got Olivia Bedtime coming up here. Best day of my life. Like bar none. Bar none. All right. Jimmy Jackson Thomas kind of misspelled $20 super chat. Thank you, Jimmy Jackson. The entry is coming your way right now. Got you covered. Thank you, my friend. CJ D. Young the third says, “That is awesome.” I assume in reference to the uh extra the putting the the bean boozled into every single one of the of the uh wheel spins. Appreciate that. Thank you, CJ D. Young. Dream Crusher says, “I want 20 raffle entries.” You got it, Dream. 15 plus the five equals 20. That is how math works. Gotcha entered. They’ll be spaced in the actual like copy paste thing, but you are entered. Gotcha covered. Dream. Thank you very much. Nick T. Uh, do your expectations on the year change with a W? My expectations right now are they compete for a playoff spot. They beat Philadelphia. I think that this becomes a they should make the playoffs team. Does that slight differentiation make some sense? Um, that that’s that’s where I’m at. Like I think you beat you upset Philadelphia that puts you from like you’re on like the first or second team out to on the first or second team in Drew Siling $20 super chat. Let’s go Cowboys. Uh, let’s see the D step up. Get your entries in right now. Boom. Bland with a pick six is my prediction. I’ll go nuts if they get the pick six. I got the turnover chain. Knock on wood right here. Turnover chain is always ready to go. Unitive a $2 super chat. F Chugs and F Marshy. Go Cowboys. Hope you’re right there. Uh Jaden Blue Burner who is inactive by the way. No Jaden Blue tonight. Not sure I get that one, but he is inactive. says, “Air the effing rock out, shotty in motion. We’ll see what the weather looks like. I am a little bit worried that the weather is going to turn them off at least a little bit.” All right, Max Smash 73 aka Max Finnegan trade Mazy Ferson turn into a running back or a defensive end. I get where you’re coming from. We can do the Logan Thomas coverage, make him a tight end. I don’t think Richardson goes for that. But I think that’s that’s the crux of your issue there. Like they’re not going to be as interested on like his camp isn’t going to want to go down that path necessarily. So I like the the skill set. I get where you’re coming from. Um tight end could also be another one, but I don’t think that they want to go down that path. All right, Epics Kaden. Let me get you in here. Epics Kaden. All right. How do you feel about our run game? We’ll see. I I’m I’d be lying if I said I was 100% confident in it. It’s upside bounceback candidates at running back. I’ve the second youngest offensive line in the NFL and a new coordinator and play caller. You can have some optimism, but you know, concerns are valid, too. KK’s, who I put on my flex, Javvante or Pickkins? [ __ ] Tough call. Um, I think I’d lean I’d lean pickins, but I don’t hate either of those options, show I think you you could could play either. Jacob, let’s go Cowboys. 2017 W for us, Cowboys Nation. Hope you’re right, Jacob. Again, I I would love a win. I’m not going to crash out, I think, if they lose, but I certainly hope that they find a way to win this one. and we’ll all be very much on cloud9 if they uh if they do find a way to win this particular matchup. So fingers crossed on that front. All right, let’s go back to some preview stuff here. We mentioned the first key to victory limiting Squan Barkley. Second key to victory asterisk with the weather passing offense needs to step up. I I I do worry about the the rain in the forecast and how that fares, but you do need this passing offense to to be impactful and have success. I think I think it sets up well for you. Dak Prescott, CD Lamb, George Pickkins, Jake Ferguson. You need 2023 or 2021 Dak Prescott. 2022 I I think was the receivers’s fault. 2024. I think it was his fault. I don’t think he played well enough, frankly. CD Lamb has been an elite wide receiver over the course of his NFL career. He he has been a thousand yard perennial player. He should be better this year with a healthy Dak Prescott. George Pickkins, our first look at him in a Cowboys actual jersey that’s not, you know, a fake jersey, whatever. I think it sets up well for him of being able to pick on Adori Jackson. That’s a bad matchup for Jackson. I think Jake Ferguson against the Eagles linebackers slash particularly safeties. You paid him this off season. You need him to be like if you get 2023 Fergie, I would consider that a pretty big win. But you do need to have the better version of Ferguson, not the entirety of that 2024 offense that just wasn’t good enough for the Cowboys. All right, score prediction time. Cowboys against the Eagles. Let me know in the comments section of today’s show. Print that score for me between the Cowboys and the Eagles. I’m going to sip some water because I feel the cheese again. It’s not a good sign. Get your score predictions in. K Dog Super Chat to come. But first, today’s show is made possible in part by prize picks. Excuse me. You and I make decisions every single day. Sometimes good, sometimes bad, like that cheese we shot. Being right can get you paid. Don’t miss any of the excitement this season on Prize Picks, where it is good to be right. Price Picks is simple to play. You pick more or less on two to six player sap projections. You get those picks right, you could cash in. Take advantage. Last second to go, do it of the Dak Prescott Max discount. It’s a half passing yard even if he wasn’t rocking the shooting sleeve kind of. It’s a no we’re going to put into your lineup. I like Xavier Worthy Friday night. Uh more than three and a half yards on the ground. One reverse jet handoff. It’s easy. Ashton Genty anytime TD as well. Go download the app today and use code CLNS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. Of note, prize picks invented the flex play. You can still cash out even if your lineup isn’t perfect. You double your money. You can double your money. even if one of your picks doesn’t hit. That’s prizepix.com/lns and use code cls to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. Kog the $69 super chat in Canadian. Oh, how I love it. Oh, how I love it. Says, “Let’s go Cowboys. Peanut butter shots are worse. Who on defense think will stand out tonight?” Um, hot take. I think I would have I would have zero issue with a peanut butter shot. I love peanut butter. I eat that [ __ ] out of out of the jar. Like much to my wife’s sugar at times. Uh, we play the Falcons or play the C the Falcons next. I will add peanut butter shots to the menu with zero zero problems. That is not a problem for me. I peanut butter is a no-brainer for me. I’m I’m a huge fan. So, let’s spin that shot wheel and then we will do the uh other super chats that have come in here. So, stay tuned for that. Appreciate Troy helping us out on those bots. Thank you, Troy. Two shot wheels coming up. Uh if if if it lands on Billy’s shot, we’ll make him do a a Bean Boozled since he’s done four shots tonight. So, let’s spin the wheel, AP. Here we go. It’s the shotty wheel. H. Oh, spicy bean boozled for Aiden. Come on up here real quick. Aiden, do you want to pick or do you want me to pick? All right. All right. Yeah. Take that zen out of your mouth. All right. Eyes at the camera and and and pick. There you go. Or eyes closed. There you go. Eyes closed. Don’t look. There you go. Eyes closed. Looks looks like habanero. There you go. Hook spin on the wheel. 22. We’ll spin it again just in case it’s Aiden again. Aiden gets one shot max because I guess there is two shots for Aiden. Never mind. I guess I lied. Well, we’ll cut you off if we need to here. That’s fair. This one is Oh, no. It’s a hot shot sauce for Billy. Uh there there there are the plastic cups so we don’t muddle up the the good shot glasses. Poor Billy. You have to do five of these tonight. That’s unfortunate. All right. Hot shot sauce for Billy. Then we’ll get to some more super chats that have come in here on the Cowboys report. All right. I don’t know how old that red hot one is. That’s You’ve had that. You can tell me if it’s good or bad. Billy can make the call. Bill want the fresh one. That’s fair. Go ahead and peel it off here. While Billy gets set up here, Matt Temple $5 super chat says Miles Sanders revenge game. Thank you, Matt. You are in again. I would love a Miles Sanders touchdown. That’d be great. He didn’t do great in I think he had a Panthers revenge game. Didn’t go so well for him, too, because I pretty sure I bet on anytime on that, too. Jaden Blue Burner shotty has nothing to lose. Let the nuts hang. Look, the Cowboys historically have been kind of scared in these big game moments. Like they they’ve they’ve played conservative. I hope they come out and are ultraaggressive. I think that would be a huge win for Dallas. Will they? I don’t know. I’m going check out the white on those shooting sleeve a bit more prominent. My old white from when I was a kid is not fit anymore. All right. The wing with no crunch. All right. Oh, slide in here. Slide in here. I didn’t see it. I can confirm he did it. You don’t like that one? It’s uh it’s just it’s just Texas Pete. Not not a sponsor unless Texas Pete you watching. There you go. All right. Chris V. Bacon, one of our several different uh Chris Bacon accounts here. hoping for a big game from Fowler and for Murray. We’ll see. I I hope that they do. If those guys step up, that that sets up pretty well. Mjonic, the Parson’s trade isn’t that bad. Relative to when you traded him, I don’t think you could have realistically gotten much more. The issue was you traded him in late August versus March. That was the crux of my issue. Like if you had done that in in August, you would have gotten more Johnny Gans. Uh is Mazy done? Probably. He’s a healthy scratch in week one. The last time we saw the Cowboys do that with a first round pick, it was Taco Charlton. I would trade him. Like I’m just I’m shipping him out. I’ll get whatever I can get back because I I have Kenny Clark now. have a defensive tackling that that I can play. I I I I would trade him. Samuel, $10 super chat. It’s game day. I just woke up because I work the graveyard shift. Hope with the first punch. Samuel, you’re you’re in to our jersey raffle. Appreciate that, my friend. Our signed Don Bland jersey raffle, by the way. Hope you’re right. Hope they throw that first punch. Weather looks fine for now. I thought for a second Chris Sims had like a little like whatever it is back there the the bun, but he doesn’t doesn’t. All right, some more Cowboys keys to victory. We’ll we’ll go quick on these since we’re 15 minutes away from kickoff. Slow some of those likes and whatnot. I’m going we can just do the list logos and do any other graphics. It’s fine. You have to pressure and also contain Jaylen Herz. Like every single NFL quarterback when he is under pressure, it’s not as good. That’s not not that that’s how it works in the NFL. When you get pressured, you are not as good, but he’s also very mobile. He’s dynamic. He’s a playmaker. You have to be able to keep him in the pocket as best as possible. I don’t want to have a bunch of plays where your defensive end tries to beat the tackle to the inside, doesn’t hurt if it’s a clean pocket to the left or the right. That can’t happen. All right, quick request here. We are inside of 15 minutes allegedly away from kickoff here. Help us out. Share today’s show on social media. Free, simple, easy. Help us out. Share today’s video. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, whatever it is. Help us out by sharing today’s video. Appreciate every single person who does that. Goal is to beat the Eagles in likes and subs and supers, all that stuff. Shares is the single biggest way to make that happen. So, help us out by sharing today’s video on social media. Number four, key to victory. Your run game has to help out. They have to. Now, you’re not going to have Jaden Blue tonight. He is a I I know there was some reports of health issue. I I just He wasn’t on the injury report. So, unless that very recently popped up, I feel like he’s healthy, which is noteworthy. I Your run game, Javvante Williams, Miles Sanders, they have to contribute in this game. Let’s go to the like one here instead just to because we’ve done some comments here. We’ll we’ll we’ll flip the script on on the head here. I don’t know if they’re going to be able to to run the football. They’re going to try to run the football with the rain in the forecast. Again, we’ll see how it looks. We’ll see. All right. Every 500 likes on tonight’s live stream is a shot wheel. We are 50, sorry, 40 likes away from doing another one. We’ve got 2,500 plus people watching live right now. Like the video if you haven’t already done so. Free, simple, and easy. Like the video, please. And thank you. We We’ve got to one. 519 likes. Let’s spin that wheel. Can we do another? Can we? I I think we can. Like the video if you haven’t already done so. We want to crush Eagles now in Is that the updated number? Is it is is that the real number? Push that across. Uh for me for me, Aiden, we are smashing Eagles now in likes. Keep it going. Let’s blow them out of the damn water. Like the video if you haven’t already. every 500 likes tonight. Even if we get to 200 in the final moments of the game, 2,000. We’ll spin that shot wheel. Let’s do it right now, Aiden. Let’s spin that wheel. I don’t know if we’re going to get to to a thousand here before kickoff, but even better if we do. Free, simple, easy. Like the video right now. The shoddy wheel spin. Let’s get into it here with inside of 10 minutes to go until kickoff of this one. First one is up. Shot for me. Shot for me. And I spilt it a little bit too because of course I did. Not a surprise there. Shot for me. We’ll go rapid fire on some of the other keys to victory here tonight as well. It’s the shotty. Cheers to you guys. Bottoms up. I’m rocking the single shooting sleeve. The white version is because Dak is wearing the single shooting sleeve is. All right. Key to victory number five in this one. You should play the nobody believes in us card. Why not? The eight. The Cowboys are eight and a half point dogs. Use that in your favor. The defending Super Bowl champs, you’re on the road. No one think you traded away, Micah. No one thinks it can do it. Now is a pretty damn good time to make that happen. All right, some matchups to watch in this one as we’ll continue to kind of go rapid fire here. I want to get to the super chat and super chat menu after this one. Yes, Dak Prescott against and Brian Shanheimer. It’s not just a player or a coach thing. It’s it’s everything. How do they fare against Vic Fangio? They haven’t had the most success. Dak is one and two all time in his career, but he didn’t play Fangio last year. 16 against the Bears. Actually, the first win of his career. 20 against Denver. That was the bad game. Was bad. They were terrible in that matchup. Dolphins almost won the comeback, but couldn’t keep it going in the end. How do they fare in this one? We shall see. All right, the pregame super chat menu. We’ve got inside of 10 minutes to go to get your raffle entries in on this. I’m just going to embrace the blue. It’s just it’s it’s there’s too much blue. Just going to embrace it. There we go. On the shooting sleeve for Dak. $5 two signed Don Bland jersey raffle entries. $10 gets you six jersey raffle entries. double what it will be once the game gets going. 20 bucks equals 20 raffle entries. 50 bucks is two shotty wheels and $100 two beer bongs and you get in to our seasonl long Cowboys helmet of honor giveaway. We’ve already got Hawkeyes and Matt Temple in on the helmet stickers. We’ll fill it up, not covering up the the logo of course. Once it’s filled up, we will raffle it off for everyone who is in. So, hundred bucks, two beer bongs, and you’re in to our helmet raffle essentially. Waters Gaming a $2 super chat. I’m calling it Barkclay’s going down Madden Curse. I interpret this as he plays bad, not gets hurt because I don’t ever want to cheer for injuries. Liam Tucker is in to our jersey raffle. Signed Don Bland jersey raffle by the way. Just watch the Cowboys dock. emotional. I’ve never seen a Super Bowl win. Wish legends like Lee Martin or Tyron got that joy. Teams not the same. Hope Jerry Susant makes a real change. Um yeah, I agree. Um wouldn’t it be nice to have one of those just kind of again I said before Cowboys Super Bowl greatest day of my life. Will not tell my wife that. Probably will tell her tell her it because she’s going to be watching Super Bowl game. But like I all I want all I want. All right, some more matchups to watch here. Cowboys, can they avoid starting slow? They haven’t been great on this front. They haven’t been the best in that area. Like, they’ve kind of they’ve these big games, these big moments, like they haven’t been consistent enough. We’ll see if that changes or not. I want to get to a thousand likes before kickoff of today’s game. We are at 713. We have over 2,800 people watching. We’re just aiming for that 50% like ratio. So, can we get there right now? I think we can. Like the video, please. and thank you. If you haven’t already done so, now is the time to do it. Hit that like button. Every 500 likes, we will do the We will do that. I got to update this here. Got to update that because we got William Cook coming through with a $100 super chat. It’s two beer bongs. Everyone spam WC. He says, “I want a win to tell the national media to f off. William, I’m going to put you on the mini helmet right now. I’m just going to do WC uh because it’s going to be easier to uh write as my handwriting blows and it’ll fit better. William C coming in right now. There we go. Beer Bongs coming up as well. Barbara Hickey is in with a $20 super chat as well. If I could type that’d be awesome. There we go. We are doing the Venmo 5050 raffle as well at what going downy for that one. Two beer bongs coming up. We are 160 likes away from another shoddy wheel spin move. We’re losing to the Eagles. We are down by 10 against the Eagles in the super chat battle right now. So Eagles are at are up by $10 over us right now against in the super chat battle. Have to keep a close eye on that one. Have a very close eye on that one. So, we’re down by $10 in the super chat battle. We’ll showcase that here in just a second. Here’s the numbers. Let’s catch them right now. I’m going to do backtoback beer bongs. Let’s Let’s catch them. We’re We’re chugging the They’re technically happy dads because they’re just a little bit less calories and I need that because I have a dad bod. I’m heavy enough as it is. Here we go. First beer down. Can we get enough to catch the Eagles? Excuse me. That was bad. Second beer bong. Matthew Skipper coming through. We’ve taken the lead for now. I want to closely check in on that throughout the night. Like very closely. Second beer bong. Here we go. Holy cow. All right, several super chats to get to. We have taken the lead for now over Eagles. Now, we will check in on that throughout tonight’s live stream. I at least want to beat them in that side of it. Uh, Merjanic $2 real quick says, “Blue reports of being lazy scratch.” I don’t want to read into that, but Cowboys gave him praise and scratched him. It’s kind of a kind of weird to me. Anthony, I’m heartbroken again. Prove me wrong. Hope you’re right. 100 likes away from a wheel spin as well. Matthew Skipper $10 super chat. Thank you, Matthew. Chris Mcnal in as well. Thank you, Chris. Uh let’s see. We got Muology aka Jace is in. Also, looks like YouTube has rescended their uh at handles. So, it’s back to being the normal ones, which I appreciate there. Uh, Jace is in with the extra entries if this one was a slap. Mitch, that’d be great. Drew Siling in again as well with a $20 super chat. I want to beat the Eagles anyway. You’re damn right. I do, too. We are moments away from kickoff here. Everyone spam C in the comments section. We probably got we probably got a good two minutes here that they’re doing the looks like boys to men. Is it the national anthem? Is that the national anthem? I I I can’t hear [ __ ] right now. So, we are 40 60 I can’t do math. 60 likes away from a thousand. Can we get there right now? Like the video. Can ride with that live sub counter, too. Got big audience here. Like the video if you haven’t already done so. Yeah. Like it for America, too. Why not? So, Captain Patch. So, Dak Dak’s not doing the shooting sleeve. It’s just it’s this just a long sleeve that’s pulled down all the way. Thousand likes. Let’s spin that wheel here and then we can hop back to to that side of it. It’s a good call, Billy Aiden. Hit that like button if you haven’t already. We are moments away from kickoff in this one as they do the national anthem right now. Let’s do a very quick wheel spin. Every 500 likes, we will do a wheel spin on tonight’s Cowboys report. It’s going to be a Do you want to do a shot? Do you want to do a shot or you want to do a Bean Boozled? Bean Boozled. Come on up here. It was going to be two shots for Chris. The Bean Boozled pop up instead. Close your eyes. Come over on screen a little bit so they can see you. There you go. I’ll pick it then. That is a red one. That’s either Carolina Reaper or it is the Cayenne. I think it’s Cayenne. Let’s see what it is. Take it away. Carolina Reaper. Cayenne. All right. Get some water. Get some water. All right. Keep liking the video. Make sure you are subscribed. We are moments away from kickoff between the Cowboys and the Eagles. Week one to open up the NFL season. Billy Joe, $10 super chat. You are in to our raffle entry. Last call. $100 super chats gets me to do two beer bongs and you’re in to our helmet of honor. Once this is all filled up with the Cowboys blue star stickers, we will raffle it off. William Cook has the largest individual super chat of the night, which gets him into our month-long MVP race, and Hawkeye has the most top fan XP on YouTube as well. So, moments away here from kickoff in this one. Want the Cowboys to win. Make sure you are subscribed, like the video, type in C as well. Shottenheimer, his first time as the Dallas Cowboys head coach. Eagles won the toss. They deferred. Tommy Buster, $2. Small people, bad movies. Go boys. Appreciate that. Princess Jazzy into our raffle entry as well. Uh, over under Dak 300 yards passing under with the rain in the forecast. Over 100 rushing yards. CD2 TDs. Might go over on all of those, but he’s got Eagles work for it. 3128. I don’t mind that. And Billy Joe, let’s hope defense steps up tonight. Got to protect him a little bit. But yes, Andrew Edwards over under Micah broadcastes it or mentions it 25. I I’m so over it. I honestly don’t care if they talk about him. Like I honestly just like I’m just I’m done with it. Kickoff coming up here for Philadelphia. The new kickoff style. Cavonte Turpin back deep line drive kick. Grabbed at his five yd line. gets the 20 25 breaks a tackle and Adam Allen about the 27 yd line. Andres Yabarvo in with a five or $10 super chat as well. Can’t let these chickens win. Got to have faith in Shotty unless he does that dumb runr run throw pattern as last year. Well, we’re about to see out there on offense. Pickkins, Tolbert, Lamb, Ferguson, Williams, and your starting five offensive linemen. As expected, Gayton, Smith, BB, Booker, and Steel. They begin with the ball at their own 33 yd line. Here was a 27yd return for Turpin. There is already an injured Eagle on the play. It is Ben Van Summerin blocking against Maurice Leaf and oh no non-cont grabbed at his kind of knee upper calf. So a bad start there for the Eagles fullback. There is a flag on the play. Not sure what the flag is for here. So, we got six seconds into the game. We already have a penalty on the play. Ben Van Summerin is down. Remember to like that video, hit that sub button. We live for every single Cowboys game here on the Cowboys report. You can ride sub counter. I have yet to see why a flag was thrown. Jaylen Carter looks like he’s in shambles. Unsportsmanlike conduct on Philadelphia. Jaylen Carter gets flagged. Let’s tack on 15 yards to it and he got ejected. Dak and Jaylen Carter dis Oh, Jaylen Carter spit on Dak Prescott. He spit on Dak Prescott or Prescott and gets ejected. That is unbelievable. Holy cow. Right in front of the official Jaylen Carter spit on Dak Prescott and gets himself in. That’s a no-brainer. You can’t do that. What a bum. That’s Georgia for you. That’s what these Bama boys are saying here in the background. You can’t spit on the opposing team. I spit a little bit on accident. So, Jaylen Carter, get the [ __ ] out of here, buddy. You can’t spit on the opposing anybody. So, Jaylen Carter ejected before the first play of the game on offense or defense because he spit on Dak Prescott. Unbelievable. I’ll put that on my timeline here as well. Jaylen Carter has been ejected from the football game 6 seconds in for spitting on Dak Prescott before a singular actual snap begins. Jaylen Carter is ejected. So Cowboys begin. Ball now at the 47 yd line. First and 10. Prescott. It’s a give to Williams. Williams up the left side. Picks up six almost seven. A good opening play there for the Cowboys. So second and short here for the Cowboys. Matthew Skipper says, “F the Eagles.” You’re damn right. So Cowboys now have the ball at the Eagles 46yd line on the opening drive here. Second and three. Eagles showing a blitz. Turpin in motion. They’re going to give him a handoff. Turpin going to get the first down. Type in those ones. Deine and Bond made the tackle. That is a first down for the Cowboys. So, Cowboys with elite field position to begin the game thanks in large part to the Jaylen Carter spitting ejection. NBC had no idea what happened. They were still against the replay. Lipkkey in the game at fullback/runningback here. Turpin in motion left to right. Now goes Orbit behind Dak. Dak throws a quick hitch caught by Pickkins and it’s a gain of four, maybe five. So, second and short coming up here. The first catch of the season goes to Pickkins. GP3s in the chat. Remember to subscribe to us here on the Cowboys Report live for every single game. 1320 to go now in the first quarter. Second and four after a gain of six. Kind of a generous six. That’s five and a half. Motion again from Turpin. I like saying that. Back to the other side now. Prescott give to Williams up the middle. Did he get the first down? Depends on the spot. I think they’re going to mark him a little bit short here. Half yard shy. They are already in field goal range. It’s going to be three4s of a yard here. Third down coming up. Type in those threes. Type in your threes. Half 3/4 yard to go. Williams the single back. Two tight ends right. Looks like receivers split on both sides. Play action. Prescott under pressure. Throws. Lamb to the five. He’s down at the two. The Cowboys are marching. It’s going to be first and goal from the two. They’re going to go tempo. Type in those ones. Dak Prescott to Lamb on play action. He’s out of bounds at about the two yd line. Williams to the right of Prescott. Yard and a half. Fade. Lamb. All the flags come out. Blatant pass interference. It’s going to be first and goal from the one inside the Omaha Stakes red zone. Adori Jackson with the most blatant pass interference you will see. And it’s going to be first and goal at the one for the Cowboys. 1152 to go. The Cowboys offense is marching. Adori Jackson gets pulled off the field. Williams is the single back. Two tight ends including Lipkkey to the right. Motion from Lipkkey. Dak the give to Williams. He’s in. Touchdown Cowboys. They strike first. Everyone spam those TDs. Dak Prescott sets it up to CD Lamb and Javvante Williams punches it in and the Cowboys score first. Great blocking by Smith and Span Ford and Gayton. And the Cowboys open up the 2025 season with a touchdown drive. Spam the TDs. Let’s go. Hell of a start for Dallas. Aubrey’s extra point is up dead center. It’s 7 nothing. Spam your TDs. Let’s go. Jaylen Carter ejected. Gave the ball to the Cowboys near midfield and they march down the field and take a 7 nothing lead. How about them Cowboys? A long way to go, but one hell of a start out of Dallas. Got some super chats here. Then we’ll I think we just ride the sub chat or the the super chat, the the the sub counter. Andrew over under Micah message. I don’t give a [ __ ] about Micah. I’m done. He is the opposition now. He is the opposition. I respectfully don’t care about him anymore. Andrew Edwards or Andrew Zubarvo, excuse me, getting the Javvante Williams touchdown on my timeline right now. I’m going to post that onto uh the Facebook pages too here. Matthew or says, “Can these chickens win? I have got to have faith in Shod unless he does that dumb run throw pattern as well.” I mean, can’t dial up a better opening drive than seven points for the Dallas Cowboys. You truly cannot dial up anything better there. Matthew Skipper says, “F the Eagles.” Everyone type in, “F the Eagles.” I don’t like them. You don’t like them? F the Eagles in the comments section right now. This is on the Jaylen Carter spitting moment. Can’t believe it, but not surprised. SMH. I to get yourself ejected in the opening moment of the game is insane. Just horrible discipline by Jaylen Carter who has never been known for good discipline if we’re being honest there. Andrew Edwards says Georgia players going to Georgia. Yeah, you’re right. I also like by that drive that the fact that they they they went tempo like they were like not playing around. They were they were aggressive. I like that. They started hot on offense. You love to see it. Jeffrey Ward loving the use of turpin pre- snap. Hell of a first drive. You’re damn right, Jeffrey. You are in to our jersey raffle. Got you covered there. Andres Yabarvo, first blood has been drawn. Let’s go. Eagles probably going to be saying that they drew first blood, but I’m happy with it. Jmon 70. Quick run. The clock out. LFG. It’s funny. Hey, clocks. Clock’s doing good. Hawkeye says, “Thank you, baby Jesus. Let’s go.” Love it so far, Hawkeye. Great start for the Cowboys. Matthew says offense looking more Shanahany. I do want to see how it is outside of that opening script. Those first 15 plays. What does it look like after that? Cowboys fan. Uh or I guess Red Eyes Black Dragon is next here. Spit and get hit. F the Eagles. You’re damn right. I mean, I don’t know what you were doing there. Very stupid. James Brittingham a $20 super chat. It jumped away on Aiden. There is already a flag by the way on the kickoff here. Illegal motion on Philadelphia. Back him up. Two penalties to open up the game on game on Philadelphia. I don’t know what this is. This is new to me. I like it. William, we’ll go rapid fire on these supers. I’m just going to read them off for you. Aiden, the smaller ones. Hero cool. Any of the game is Jaylen Carter, right? Maybe cowboy fan if we win. Jaylen Carter is going to be the game. Sage, if this game going to get Bill from the birds like that. Hope you right. Game going to get hope so. And man, see they making Adori Jackson look like the bad player he is. I don’t know. First and 10 Philly ball at their own 30 here. Motion from Datson. Herz fakes the toss. Has time drag route caught by Goddard. That’s a gain of nine against Kenneth Murray. Eight or nine on that one. Hit that sub button if you haven’t already. Free Cowboys videos all season long. Watch parties every single game as well. Second and short here. It’s Sanburn. Sanborn and Murray out there at linebacker. Looks like Demone Clark over Leafoul. Give to Seaquan. Cuts it back. Tackle made by Kenny Clark, but it is a first down for the Philadelphia Eagles. So, first and 10 now for Philadelphia. It was Sam Williams and Dante Fowler out there at defensive end on that play. Hit that sub button. Juan Backward says, “We scored.” Come on, girlfriend. We’ll watch back. They did score. It was a great opening drive, but Eagles now at their own 41 yd line. Herz play action. Steps up, looking, tucking, makes Sam Williams miss, slides down. Going to be a gain of seven on that one. Second down coming up here for the Eagles. They ran play action. And Cowboys said that too high shell coverage employed looking for AJ Brown. I don’t know why. Was that Kenneth Murray or Deone? That was Kenneth Murray grabbing at something on that play. Yeah, Murray was grabbing at that left arm. He’s still out there. I think we can ride the live sub counter. Second and three. Play clock down to five. Inside of 10 to go. Toss left. Barkley to the edge, cuts it up, runs into his own man. Got to get to the edge still and picks up a bunch. We’re 100 subs away from 221K here on the Cowboys Report. Hit that sub button. We’re live for every single Cowboys game. Multiple videos each and every single day, too. And Fowler got caught on the outside. Kind of a crack toss play. Eventually brought down by Don Bland. It is Elum and Bland out there at corner in the base personnel. Kind of what I thought it might be. 910 to go. Herz in the shotgun. Smith motion from left to right. Herz over the middle. Caught by Goddard. Hit and brought down by Malik Hooker. It is a gain of sixish. So, second down as the Eagles are marching here on offense. Second and four. JTOIA in the game at DT along with Solomon Thomas. Up the middle goes Will Shipley for a gain of five. That is another first down for Philadelphia. So, Saquon checks out. The Cowboys sub in their backup defensive lineman Mazy Smith is not active tonight. Eagles note, by the way, Ben Van Summerin already ruled out with a knee injury. Concerning there, first and 10, ball at the 25. Herz in the shotgun looking left. It’s a swing pass to Shipley. Shipley with a bunch of space inside the 10. brought down at the five. And this Cowboys defense just does not look good. As good as the Cowboys offense looked on the first drive, it’s as bad as the Cowboys defense looks. Can they bend but don’t break? We’re back inside the Omaha Stakes red zone. 50% off and extra $35 off with promo code Cowboys over at omahastak.com. Elim just gets blocked out of the way by the 150 pound Devont Smith. Can’t have that. Dak looking on first and goal from the six. The handoff to Barkley up the middle is going to get about half of it. Going to bring up second and goal from the three. Ezrau among those in there on the tackle. So, second and goal now for the Eagles. Type in those stops. Got to get a stop here. Got to get a stop. Second and goal. 655 to go here in the first quarter. Her going to go under center. Squan the single back. Toia and Kenny Clark and OSA and Thomas at defensive line up the middle. No gain. Solomon Thomas makes the tackle. Cowboys unveiled a fourdefensive tackle front in their goal line package. Thomas jumped inside to make the play. Third down. Type in those stops and type in those threes. Big third down coming up. Eagles are aggressive. Might be four down territory here. 610 to go in the first quarter. Cowboys seven, Eagles nothing. Williams and Osa lined up at defensive tackle. Fowler and Ezaraku at defensive end. Diggs on the outside. Herz looking right, resetting, dancing, rolling right, tucking, running. He’s going to score. No spy for Jaylen Herz. That is an easy touchdown. And the Eagles on the verge of tying it here. You’re in zone coverage and nobody is watching Jaylen Herz where you have to be watching him inside the five. Murray’s following the crosser as he should. Bland’s in the flat like he should, but there’s just nobody over the middle. You needed a spy there. about to be seven to seven after this Jake Elliot extra point. Up and good. We are tied up at seven here. Third and goal. Jaylen Herz scores a 10play 70ard drive for Philadelphia. 15 subs away from 221K on the Cowboys report. Hit that sub button for free Cowboys videos each and every single day. We will be live for every single Cowboys game as well. 13 subs away. 10 subs away. Seven away. Four away. One. What are the odds of it landing on one? There it is. 221 on the Cowboys report. Keep on subbing. We’re going to be live for every single Cowboys YouTube game. Even uh if the wife’s in labor, I might find a way to get out of that one. We’ll see. We’ll see. Hit that sub button if you haven’t already. Handful of super chats. We’re going to go rapid fire on as well. Appreciate every single person who has tuned in live here on the Cowboys Report. Offense first drive, A+. defense first drive. F seven runs, two by the quarterback as the Cowboys march or the Eagles march all over the Cowboys. Blitz says trade for Miles Garrett tomorrow. He is unavailable. The Browns literally just paid him. You can’t get him. I would love it. It’s just not going to happen. It’s just not going to happen. Chris B. Boy, this defense is Swiss cheese. My god. I mean, did they have very many positive plays outside of the the the good Solomon Thomas stop? It just it wasn’t there. Um, Eagles had all day in the pocket that Will Shipley got going. Like if if you had if you had Will Shipley as the leading Eagles shooter of the first drive, congrats. 19 yards through the air, five yards on the ground. He is the leading playmaker for Philadelphia right now. Herz three of three, 33 yards. Dak, two of two, 38 yards. Cowboy 85 ain’t wrong. Where is the the the pass rush? Stopping the run. What a joke. 5.3 yards per carry. And that includes a a stop for like no gain on or on on Saquon. If you had concerns about that Cowboys defense, sure feels like it’s reasonable to still have them. That was not a good drive from the Cowboys defense. As good as that offensive drive was, the defensive one was not very good. Andrew Edwards $5 super chat into our signed Don Bland jersey raffle giveaway. 41 is a disgusting jersey number. Also, Ezra was got rid of that. Also, Murray got demolished on the on the Shipley swing pass. A lot of guys did. He was untouched for like 15 yards. Elliot’s line drive kick is away. Turpin from inside his own five yd line going up the middle runs into a Eagles defender and does not get much on that one. So the Cowboys will come back out on offense. More pushing and shoving. Maurice Leafoul’s helmet comes off. There is a scrum with Leafoul at the center. Flags go everywhere. This is probably going to be offsetting penalties. Penalties galore. I think every ref threw a flag. Ice count at least three of them out there. Leafoul’s helmet came off and then he kept pushing and shoving. So we shall see what the penalty penalties are for here. This is where it should be offsetting get control of the game here. Super chat menu. $5 into our signed D Ron Bland jersey giveaway. $10 is three entries. 20 bucks is 10. 50 for a shot wheel. $100 for a beer bong. And you go into our helmet of honor. We’ll put your name on a little Cowboys helmet sticker. Everyone on there eligible to win it. We’ll raffle it off once it’s filled up. Penalties coming up. Two penalties on the Cowboys. Are you kidding me? Doesn’t make any damn sense. How is that both on the Cowboys? How is that on him? F the refs of the comments. How does Leaf Foul lose his helmet and it’s only penalties on the Cowboys? That makes no damn sense. F the refs in the comments. Offsetting it worse there. So Cowboys backed up now deep in their own territory. First and 10. Weather knock on wood been good so far tonight. Williams flip sides. Bunch formation right give to Javvante. Not a lot there. Going to pick up two. I don’t understand how you lose how it’s only penalties on the Cowboys when your players helmet got ripped off. Makes no damn sense. F the refs. It’s nonsense. So, second and seven here. from the 15. Motion from Turpin right to left. Dak play action. Rolling the pocket a little bit. Resetting. Avoids the sack. Avoids it and throws it. Caught by Lamb. I think he stepped out of bounds. We’ll see. Gets to the 33 yd line. They’ll mark him down there. Either way, it’s a first down. Type in those ones. Great job by Prescott maneuvering the pocket. They roll the guard right. Avoids a sack from Davis. Avoids a sack from Hunt and finds Lamb. He did not step out of bounds. 18 yd gain. Type in those ones to the 34 yd 33 yd line. The Cowboys go offset eye Dak under center. Give to Williams. Williams dancing going to get about five on that one. A horde of Eagles defenders make the tackle. Sydney Brown, Reed Blankenship among them. Good first down run for a gain of five. I like saying that out loud. So despite the nonsense penalty, Cowboys marching on this drive. Second and five. Ball at the 38. Williams the single back. Scone maker the tight end here. Prescott gives it to Williams. Fakes the reverse. Williams will get about three to bring up third and two. Type in those threes. I I do love the motion. I agree, Chris. I do love the the the motion. That that is a good sign. Third down. Type in your threes here. Third and two. Next TV timeout. You’re going to sub on and give some shout outs cuz I got to pee from the 41. Prescott in the shotgun. Motion from Tolbert. That cheap motion style. Prescott stepping up throwing over the middle. Caught by Lamb again. First down 40 35. Tripped them at the 30 yd line. Type in those ones. CD Lamb delivers again. Ones in the chat. Dak had a lot of time in the pocket and finds a crossing CD Lamb for another first down ball at the 33 yd line. now of Philadelphia. Miles Sanders checks in the game at running back. Eagles almost jump. Dak barking out some audles here. Play clock down to two one. The snap at zero. Prescott check down to Sanders. Caught to the 30. Won’t get anything else there. Putting those CD Lamb highlights on my timeline. And there is a flag holding on the Cowboys. Let’s see. Tyler Smith. Yeah. Yeah. He kind of tripped slashheld him slashtackled him. That’s that’s that’s going to be a flag every time. So no FFS there. That’s a penalty. First and 20 now for the Cowboys. Ball at the 43. Turpin comes in motion from right to left. He’s now in the back field along with Sanders. Dak drops back. Pressure coming. Throws it late to Sanders. Makes the catch, but he’s going to lose three. Terrence Steel got smoked on that play. Terrible reps from the offensive line the last two plays. Terrence Steel just gets beat to the inside. Dak has to bail and find the checkdown. Sanders can’t make Zack Bond miss in the open field. So it’s going to be second and about 2324. Now backed up at the Eagles 46 1/2 yd line. Laming the slot against Deene. Turpin in motion. Dak drops back. Fourman pressure. Taking a bomb downfield. Pickkins almost made the one-handed grab. Where’s the flag? There it is. F you Eagles. That’s going to be a first down Dallas. Type in those ones. Keep picking on those Eagles corners. DPI. First down Cowboys. We’re back in the Omaha Stakes red zone. Quinn Yan Mitchell is all over George Pickkins held on. Pickkins nearly made an unreal grab. That’s going to be first and goal. That would have been unbelievable if Pickkins had held on to that football. It’s a 30 yd penalty. Just outside the 10 at the 12 in the Omaha Stakes red zone. Boot action for Prescott. Looking, throwing, incomplete, dangerous throw. Tried to go to Tolbert. Ferguson was there in the flat. I probably would have gone to that one, but Dak and Tolbert talking as if Tolbert maybe should have cut inside more. Cut closer to the the front pylon. Let’s see what the replay shows us here late in the first quarter. Tolbert’s just Tolbert just kind of slowed down. Got beat by Quinon Mitchell to the spot. I don’t know about that. That was weird. Second and 12 or 10 from the 12, excuse me. Two in the back field. Lipkkey and Williams. Span forward in motion. Give to Williams up the middle. Williams churning is going to get the first down. Look at Javvante go, baby. First and goal at the two. Javvante Williams churning bodies out here. First and goal. The Cowboys going tempo from the one. Williams the single back. Dak hard counts. Changes the play call at the line of scrimmage. Game clock down to 10. Prescott hard counts again. They’re they’re they’re not going to go for it. They’re not going to go for it. That’ll end the first quarter. I’m going to take a quick pre-bake pee break. Every $20 super chat while I am peeing is a shot wheel. Every 50 is a beer bomb. Chris will step up here while I go pee real quick. Cowboys Eagles tied up at seven. Not right now. All right, let’s give some shout outs in the chat. Baby, I need to back up a little bit. Let this camera focus. There we go. There we go. What is going on, Ty? Man, I got to I got to step way back here or I could just I got spread out a little bit just to uh get get down in the camera view. Let’s give some shout outs here, man. Cowboys starting off hot, baby. Did not expect that. Let’s just be completely honest. I did not expect this to be a 7- seven ball game early on and with an opportunity to go up 14-7 right now. Let’s get I see so many Eagles fans in the chat. What is going on right now? What is going on right now? Let’s bully him. Let’s bully him. Get them the hell out of here. You guys heard the deal. Any $20 super chats? Well, there’s one right there from CJ. There’s two from Old Bean. Cowboys first end goal at the one yard line. I’m back. I’m back. Let’s do those shotty wheels right now. Here. I Okay, let’s go. Let’s do Omaha Stakes and then we’ll get into the shoddy wheel here. Very, very quick first quarter of action, by the way. A lot of tempo on that front. CJ to Young Old Bean, I got you entered. We’ll do the wheel spins after a quick word from our sponsor, Omaha Stakes. They deliver unrivaled quality and variety with every single bite, and they’re backed by their 100% guarantee. 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Javvante Williams has given the Cowboys a 13-7 lead with the extra point coming up here in just a second. They go shotgun set. Five down linemen. They run behind Smith and BB. They clear a hole and they’re in. Spam those touchdowns. Two rushing scores for Javante Williams. Who had that on their bingo card? Aubrey’s extra point is good. 14-7. Let’s go Cowboys. Big lead right now. Or a lead, I should say. Keep the TDs coming. We’ll do the wheel spins here in just a second. Spam those TDs. Fun fact, I do have Javvante. Oh, no, I don’t. Not in that league. That’s fine. Is that Do I have Jvante in my guillotine league? Guess I didn’t get him at all. Ah, it’s fine. Spam those TDs. Wheel spins coming up right now. Two of them thanks to CJ and Old Bean. Fire it away once you’re ready, Billy. Cowboys 14, Eagle 7. Let’s spin that wheel. Whenever you’re ready, fire it away. First wheel spin is spicy bean booz. That’s going to be me, isn’t it? That’s me, isn’t it? Oh, it’s Chris. Oh, do something. All right, here you go. Eyes closed. Spin it again, Billy. Eyes closed. Habanero. Or is that Cayenne or Carolina Reaper? That might be Carolina Reaper. Let’s see. I’ have to do two shots. Are you kidding me? Just the one. Thank god. Just the one. We’re almost out of shotties, by the way. Chris Chris can make some more. Oh, it’s Carolina Reaper. You’re not You’re not sure. You don’t mind spice, though? You You handle spice pretty well. You You do handle spice pretty well. All right. Shot coming up here. Super chats to get to. Bottoms up. Yeah, make some more. Chris gonna go make some more shies because why not? Cowboys 14, Eagles seven. Cowboys have a third of their rushing touchdowns from last year tonight alone. How about that for a stab? We’ll get some of those super chats that have come in here as well. Sage Griffin, William Cook, we’ll get to you guys here again. $5 into our signed Don Bland jersey raffle. $10 is three. 20 bucks is 10. We can get some of those super chats here. You can shuffle them through during the game. Line drive kick goes into the end zone for a touchback. All right, Donovan. Who would have thought getting rid of your best player uh would result in no pass rush? Hey, defense chance to redeem themselves here. David Bell is in with a $5 super chat for the Don Bland raffle. You got it covered there, David. Luis Heath, a dollar super chat with the unicorn emoji. Appreciate that. CJ’s 20. Got your entries in there. Old Bean’s 20s. Got you in there. I do like what I’m doing with the offense, too. Dylan Walker is trolling a little bit. They’re up 1470s. Pickings is happy. Ryder pitch me. I think I’m dreaming. Let’s go defense. Defense got to get a stop here. First and 10 from the 35. Herz a give to Squan gets to the outside, cuts it up and is going to pick up six and a half seven on that one. Uh we got mentioned Ryder Concincaid’s super chat there. Uh says pinch me. I think I’m dreaming. Sama, William, and Caleb are next up here. So second and call it four here for Squan and the Cowboys. Diggs is out there at corner right now. Almost off sides now. Backs up. Herz and empty personnel here. They got a linebacker on Smith in the slot. Watch out for that one. Herz looking that way. Throws the out. Caught by Devont Smith. That’s a no-brainer matchup. It’s a first down for Philly. That’s just That’s just too easy. That is too easy. We can get caught up on those supers. I’d say let’s do it. So Eagles again with a first down here. Sama, you need a stop and another and score with moving the ball, but going to get blown out. Dak about to eat. He’s been great tonight. Offense has been great. Defense not so far. We’ll see what happens here. First and 10. Ball at the 46 and a half yardd line of Philly. Herz stretch left. Blown to the back field. Missed tackle by Dante Fowler. And Barkley picks up four. Had him in the back field. Osa Odigua got penetration. Dante Fowler couldn’t finish him. And it’s a first down or a gain of a couple instead of a loss of a couple. OSA did such a good job on this play to get penetration. Fowler overpursed and missed the tackle. William Cook, defense need to stop. You’re right. Offense looks good. Defense needs a stop. Caleb Cowboys starting fast, not slow. No way. I love it. Second and six. Ball in Cowboys territory. The 49 yd line. Herz has some time. Checks it down to Gddard. Gddard going to get brought down by Murray. Third down. Type in those threes. Type in those threes here. Third and three. We got 1225 to go in the first half. Kenny Clark and OSA out there at defensive tackle. Fowler and Williams are your starters at defensive end. I I wouldn’t mind seeing more kneeling for run stopping. Bunch right. Herz in the shotgun. Got to be alert for the read option. Look here. Cowboys in zone. It looks like Herz going to drop back over the middle. Caught. First down to Goddard. It’s an easy pitch and catch. A gain of seven for Goddard. Just sat down right smack dab in the middle of the zone. Eagles don’t often attack the middle, but they did on that one. Austin, I had Williams on my bench in fantasy. Most people did. Don’t feel bad about that one. Don’t feel bad about that one. Both you guys did. Both Aiden and Billy did, too. Uh, needed even step up. Outside runs hurting us. Runs in period hurting you right now. James into our jersey raffle, too. First and 10. Ball at the 39 yd line. Herz under center. Play action. Pressure coming. stepping up, throwing a checkdown, caught for a gain of one by Kylin Gransson, the former SMU product at tight end. So, second down. Another super chat there from James. Thank you, James. I appreciate that. Second and nine coming up here for the Eagles. We are inside of 11 minutes to go in the first half. Eagles on the fringes of field goal territory. Probably in field goal territory, frankly. Yeah, they’re they’re probably in it. Elliot shotgun set for Herz. Drops back. Has time under some pressure now. Rolling left. Should have been holding. No flag. Her scrambling, running, and gets the first down. Ezrau clearly being held but no call against Jordan Milada. When the defensive end can’t turn around that’s holding. Watch this. Herz’s able to scramble and run for a first down. First and 10 Philly. Ball at the Cowboys 29 yd line. Now Herz under center. Give to Saquon to the right side. Saquon going to get a couple. Brought down by Neland and Don or Malik Hooker. Called a gain of four on that one. Neland tried to knock that ball out. Good job by Saquon holding on to it. I like the effort there from Neland. Good play by Saquon holding that ball. Good effort by Neland. Second and six. Ball at the 24 and a half yd line. Herz under center will give it to Shipley. Shipley doesn’t get anything. Maybe a half yard. Third down. Type in those threes. Third down. Spam your threes here. Big third down coming up. Can the Cowboys defense can somebody get a stop in this game? Barkley out on this play. Third and five. Got to get to the 19. They’re at the 24. Two by two set. Tight to the right side. AJ Brown shifts out wide. Herz against the stunts. Has some time now. Dancing stepping up. Herz is going to break a tackle and get the first down. What is Deone Clark doing? Jaylen Herz just jked the [ __ ] out of Deone Clark. Deone Clark is out there on this third down play. He’s in the zone. He’s right there. Cowboys have get some pressure and Clark just gets absolutely jked out of his shoes. First and goal from the nine inside the prize picks red zone now. prizepicks.comns give to Squan. He’s going to get a couple on that one. I Why are you playing Demone Clark over Maurice Leaf right now? Clark is getting is getting abused out there. Second and goal. Second and goal after the one-yd gain from the eight yd line. Smith will come in motion. Cowboys again look like zone. They don’t have the numbers on the left side. Sanborn against Smith. Herz has time again. Now scrambling, running. Is someone going to get there? Unbelievably [ __ ] defense. Eagles score again. Cowboys offense looks great. Cowboys defense terrible. Diggs is jawing with Herz. They just scored, buddy. Might be a damn shootout based on this one. Jaylen Herz just has all day in the pocket. They can’t get him wrapped up. The offense looks great and the defense looks terrible. Extra point is good. We’re tied up at 14. F Philly in the comments. Jaylen Herz, two rushing scores. Javvante Williams, two rushing scores. It’s just not good so far from the Cowboys defense. The offense looks great. They’re marching the ball. Javvantee’s got eight carries, 34 yards. Dak is five of six, 79 yards. got a great DPI call on on George Pickkins, but the defense can’t stop a nosebleleed. It’s a bad combination. Today’s show is made possible by prize picks. 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Link will be in the comments section and the description of today’s show. That’s prizepix.com/lns and use code cls to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. Rapid fire on the super chat menu. Then we’ll get to these super chats that have come in here so far. Signed to Ron Bland jersey. Raffle entry is $5. $10 is three. 20 bucks is 10 raffle entries. 50 bucks will spin the shotty wheel. $100 is a beer bong and you’re entered to win our Cowboys full-sized helmet. It’s the uh the icy white helmet there. 100 bucks, you’re in MVP today. Gets a a you’re into our M monthly MVP raffle. That’s based on largest individual super chat. As of right now, William Cook has lead at 100 exactly. So 101 beats him. Top fans is Hawkeyes. That’s based on the YouTube top fan leaderboard. Michaels says, “Papier-mâché defense.” Yeah, I agree. Joe Whitney $2. Thank you very much, Joe. I appreciate that. Billy Joe, you got a run stopper. Hold on. Return here by Turpin up the middle. Gets to about the 32 yardd line. So, solid fields position there for the Cowboys. Uh the the run stopper doesn’t help you when the quarterback is out of the pocket and making plays. Does not do anything for you. Like yes, they did, but doesn’t matter when it’s outside zone runs and you’re just getting gashed by the quarterback. Herz has five carries, 43 yards, and two scores. He’s killed you tonight. First and 10 Cowboys. 641 to go. A game you might have to score 35 to win it feels like. Prescott under center. Playaction pass. Dak will check it down to Ferguson. And Ferguson is going to get three on that one. Chris B, I don’t know if this D can stop any offense. Seriously, Eagles have had their way. Both offensive have had their way so far. Both of them have. Get him. Keep rotating through those supers. So, we get caught up. It’s fine. Liam Tucker, QB spy, please. You had Clark in not spying, but in the right zone, he missed him also. Yes, I was holding on. I agree. Eddie says, “Dante Fowler looks slow.” Yeah. Loi, this is what we traded Micah for. Woo! I get it. Andrew Edwards $5 super chat into our jersey raffle. Blitz coming off the nickel. Dak pit route caught by Turpin. Stiff arms to midfield. Type in those ones. Another first down for the Cowboys offense. Dak to Turpin on a simple hitch. They brought a nickel pressure. Good job by my Sanders seeing it late and giving Dak enough time on a quick hitch to Turpin. First down. Byron Joe Deved says need ASAP. Yes, you miss him right now. Miss him a lot. Samuel a $10 super chat. Got you entered. Defense got to learn quickly. Motion on offensive bus. I I like the motion. I agree. T Thompson I agree with as well as the play clock runs down to five. Timeout Cowboys. Uh the D is very vanilla and that’s fine if you’re executing, but Herz has a lot of time in the pocket. They haven’t gotten him into third and longs yet and they’ve just had a very tough time getting off the field and Herz has had his way on the ground. Five carries, 43 yards, and two scores. That’s easy pickings for Jaylen Herz. Can’t have it. Got to be better there. The defense, the offense looks great so far. Knock on wood. But early vibes are this is a game you’re gonna have to find a way to like score all of it. If you don’t, you’re you’re you’re going to get yourselves in trouble. Um that’s that’s what it feels like right now. So I I am worried about that one. Offense looks good. Like I defense does not look good. How you balance that is is very much up in the air. So, they’re going to have to figure that stuff out in the very near future. Uh, we do owe one shoddy wheel spin for 1,500 likes. We’ll get to 2,000 here soon. We are losing, however, the super chat battle against Eagles now. I don’t know if we can format that or not, but we’ll see. We are losing against Eagles now 1.2 2 versus 1.3. Get those super chats in. $50. We’ll do a shoddy wheel spin. $100, I’ll do a beer bong. You are entered into our Cowboys full-sized helmet. Seasonl long raffle or once this bad boy is field filled up, $100 super chat on that front. So, get your entries in, get your super chats in. It is a TV timeout here between the Cowboys and the Eagles. Two raffle spins for everyone liking the video as well. I appreciate that folks if you haven’t already liked that video. Artemis foul. He just wants shots. He wants shots for 125. You got it buddy. Artemis Foul has taken the lead for the largest super chat Venmo today. We’re going to give you a bunch of entries as well for the mini helm or for the signed Don Bland jersey raffle. Artemis foul coming through. He just said he wanted 120. He just he just wants shots. You know what, Artemis? F the wheel. I know how you operate. Let’s do shots, baby. First and 10. We do owe two wheel spins here in a little bit. Shots coming up. Prescott to Sanders. Tripped up for no gain. Nolan Smith on the play. Shot one. This might be holding on the Cowboys as well. Let’s see what the flag is for here. Wait a minute. Unsportsmanlike conduct on the Eagles. That is a first down. Two shots down for Artemis. We’ll just round up to three cuz why not? I spilled everywhere. That’s so bad of me. I don’t really know what Nolan Smith did. I guess he taunted. That That shouldn’t be a penalty as far as I’m concerned. Keep on subbing. Can we get to 222K subs tonight? Artemis, this is for you. First and 10, Cowboys. Ball at the 35 1/2 yd line. Sanders play action. Dak under pressure. Going to go avoid the sack. Still going. Looking. Dak is going to tuck and run and slide down. I don’t know how he avoided the sack. He was dead to rights in the back field and picks up about four. Cheers for you, Artemis. Hit that sub button. We’re just over 500 away from 222. We get there, I’ll do a beer bong. Jordan Davis had Dak dead to rights and pulling out his best Lenor Sellers impersonation avoids the sack for a gain of three and a half. Motion from Lamb Orbit style. That’s behind the quarterback. A give to Turpin. Turpin cutting it up and is going to get about four, maybe five. Third down. Type in those threes. Keep on subbing. 505 away from 221. Live for every single Cowboys game here on the Cowboys report. Someone said Dak runs like an old man. Yes, he does. But it worked, so it’s fine. Might have been a little triple option look there actually for the Cowboys. Third and two. It’s two. It’s a yard and three4s really. Prescott in the shotgun. Play clock down to five. Dak gonna give it to Williams. First down, Cowboys. He picks up four, maybe five. Type in those ones. Spam those first downs. Cowboys showing some tempo here. Ferguson, Turpin, Williams, Lamb, and Pickkins out there. Ferguson motion from left to right. Dak in the shotgun now barking out some play call calls. There’s 15 on the play clock. I’ll call it the the prancer signal. I don’t know what else to call it. Dak drops back. Slants caught by a sliding lamb to the 15. Eagles say he dropped it and he did. So not caught. We are tied now by the way against Eagles now in the super chat battle. Oh yeah, that is a drop by Lamb. Was a little bit further than I think Dak would have preferred, but I have always been a big believer. Hits your hands, you need to catch it. That did not happen there. So 249 to go in the half. Tolbert out there at wide receiver. Williams in the shotgun set next to Dak. Dak will drop back over the middle. broken up and almost intercepted. That was a wild bounce off the pass breakup and went flying almost 10 yardds backward to where Byron Young nearly picked it off. That would have been an unfortunate break. Cowboys lucky it falls incomplete. They try to go to Lamb. Good play by Adori Jackson. Byron Young nearly made a diving pick. That’s just a good play by Jackson. Been an almost lucky break for Philadelphia. Bullet dodge there. Third and 10. The first kind of long third down either team has faced so far tonight. From the 23. Three by one set. Pickins lone receiver left. Prescott taking a shot to the end zone. Pickkins. Lot of contact over his head. They’re not going to get a flag on that one. Too far intended towards Pickkins. So, we’ll bring out the alien Brandon Aubrey for a field goal try. Unbiased. I don’t think that should be a flag. There’s contact for sure, but Pickkins can’t make that catch. So, Aubrey on for a 41yd field goal try here from the left hash up. Good. Spam your alien emojis. Aubrey delivers 17-4. Cowboys extend their lead. the first stop quote unquote of the day for the Dallas or for any team in this one here. So, Cowboys 17, Eagles 14. We are going to do the wheel spins here in a second. We owe two of them. Cowboys 17, Eagles 14. Two timeouts left for Dallas. Three timeouts left for Philadelphia. Wheel spins coming up for the 1,500 likes and 2,000 likes. This is the shoddy wheel. We’ll see what it looks like here. It’s coming up momentarily here once producer Billy’s all set for it. Cowboys 17, Eagles 14. Every 500 likes, we will do a shoddy wheel spin. You can run it as soon as you are ready, Billy. Here we go. First of two coming up here. Lands on. Are you kidding me? It’s rigged. All right. Two shots. Spin it again, Billy. Spin it again. Cheers. It’s good thing Chris made some more. All right, Billy, this is for you. Do you want shots or do you want the Bean Boozled? You want to do shots? All right, let’s get ourselves to the super chats that have come in here and Billy can come do his shots when he’s ready. Every 500 likes on today’s show is a shoddy wheel spin. We’re at 2,174. We are extremely close. I will remind everyone watching live right now as well. We are going to do the Venmo 5050 raffle at the half and postgame. Take home right now is 80 on the Venmo 5050 raffle. So, we’ll slide Billy on up here. We got to that Byron JV super chat for sure already. First shot from Billy. I don’t know what our last one was here. I think it’s uh Chris B is is the one we need here. Or or Toeer. Toeer. Toeer. Thank you, Billy. Kickoff is away here at the five. fumbled, grabbed at the five again and going to get to about the 18 yd line is Will Shipley. Cowboys lock up the Cowboy Eagles return game good there thanks to the fumble. Leaf foul in on the tackle. Toeer is into our jersey raffle. Gotch entered there. Toeer. There’s a lot by the way. Chris B can ever have a good offense and a good defense at the same time. I agree. JBuzz, would it hurt to have two TDs? Maybe, maybe not. But you haven’t done anything good on defense so far. It’s been a huge issue so far. We did have the Artemis foul, $125 super chat coming earlier. He is in second place in the top fan leaderboard, by the way. Get to Williams here in a second. There are some others we we’re skipping there. Herz in the pistol. There’s 229 to go. Can they go for the double dip? Give to Squan. Squan is going to get three4 on that one. Sam Williams in on the tackle. A gain of four. So second down. This is probably going to be the final play of the before the two-minute warning. So we’ll get caught up on super chats and hit that super chat menu one time after that. Pat Fairfax, a $2 super chat. I appreciate you, Pat. Thank you very much. Two-minute warning here. William Cook, a $5 super chat. Another one of an entry into the signed Don Bland jersey raffle. Uh, that is catching us up now on the Super Chat size. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Jonathan Kelly 130 taking the lead in the Super Chat MVP. Reminder, the largest individual super chat or Venmo tonight, it’s 1:30 right now, it’s 1:30 with Jonathan Kelly, will be entered into our monthlong MVP battle. highest individual super chat or Venmo and the top fan leaderboard which is Jonathan Kelly right now he can get two if he wants is going to get entries are going to get entries into our Cowboys jersey. So Jonathan I’m going to put you on to the Cowboys helmet here. There we go. I’m going to write your initials on there. JK in the corner so it’s easier to see. J K in Sharpie. And it’s beer bong time. I want every single person watching live right now to spam JK in the comment section of today’s show. Spam JK right now. Spam it. Oh, look at all the JK’s coming in. I love it. 130 from Jonathan Kelly. Cheers to you, my friend. Beer bong coming up. We are at the twominute warning. Get that air bubble out of there. It’s not It’s not beer. It’s the happy dads, but it’s it’s still alcohol. It’s 5%. Here we go. Bottoms up. Let’s go. Everyone spam JK in the comment section. Jonathan Kelly coming through. We’ll get the certified Chide super chat and Joe Whitney’s super chat as well. Got Joe Whitney in there at this moment. Joe says, “Love your show.” Certified Chi says, “You need Leaf Foul on defense. I’d play him over Clark. We’ll see what they do here. Appreciate Jonathan and Joe. It is going to be second and six for the Eagles now. Ben Mo 50/50 raffles. Get him in. What going down? He hurts. Spinning left. Pressure coming. Throws it away. Third and six coming up. Type in those threes. A stop would be massive here for the Cowboys. Kayn and Matthew are into our Venmo 5050 raffle. James has another $20 super chat. I thank you, James. Appreciate you, my friend. So, Matthew Embry into the Venmo 5050 raffle. Kalin is in. Take home is 100. Herz on third and six. Has time on Corks a bomb to Dodson who makes the grab against Ka Elum down to the 22 yd line. And the Eagles threatening for a two for one opportunity now. Datson on Elim. He runs right by him and Datson makes the grab. Appreciate you, James. Let’s go Cowboys. Spam DC for L in the comments. First and 10. Ball at the 256 yd line. Herz checks it down. Dropped by Squan. Clock stops at 116. Second and 10 now. Drops an issue there for the Cowboys or for the Eagles. The deep bomb to Dodson puts him into field goal range. One failed third down between these teams combined. It’s a 51yd play to Dodson. Been zero blitzes from Eberfloose tonight. Second and 10. Herz swings it to Squan. Missed tackle. And Squan gonna get brought out of bounds. I couldn’t tell who missed that tackle. One of the DBs perhaps. I’d love a replay. Was it Bland? I thought Bland made the tackle. Mark says zero foam. That was fake beer. No, it’s it it was real beer. It’s just happy dads. And sometimes I pour it better. The air bubble, if I do it right, the air bubble just is all at the bottom and it flows on out. Gerald, a $ five dollar super chat. The happy dads have less foam though, which I I do like. The the beers are they’re the Miller Lights are so damn foamy. Felicia, thank you very much. I appreciate that. Gerald, you’re into our jersey raffle, too, by the way. Third and short from the 18. Herz throws high, caught by Sequin inside the prize red zone right now. prizepix.comlns cls prizepicks.com redzone was a high throw by Herz but caught five of five on third downs for the Cowboys defense allowing them first and 10 from the 15 there’s a minute four to go two timeouts for Dallas three for Philadelphia. Herz in the shotgun from the 15. Drops back. Stepping up now. Rolling to the right. Going to get to the edge to the 10. Out of bounds there as Herz runs into the TV guy. Good. No call there by the officials. Clark barely touched him. The the the the boom mic operator got drilled. It’s a gain of five. I don’t know why Deone Clark is playing so much. Yeah, there’s no flag whatsoever there. Clark didn’t even shove him. Herz intentionally like kind of ran into the guy. I’ll give Herz credit. He’s trying to sell it, but that there’s no flag there. No flag. Good call by the officials. Cowboy 85. Our defense can’t stop a cold. I agree. 56 seconds to go. Second and five. Herz a give to Squan up the middle and Squan is in. Offense looks great for the Cowboys. Defense is dog ship. Defense is getting cooked. Eagles have marched down the field three straight times. Your Cowboys offense right now, folks, is on pace to put up big numbers. Big numbers. 34 points and they’re going to be projected to lose by a touchdown because they Cowboys defense has done nothing all game long. Extra point here from Elliot. Team 40 Burger might not even win you the game. I mean, Solomon Thomas get his ass blown off the ball by five yards. You’ve had six possessions in this game, five touchdowns and a field goal. The defense is bad, guys. The offense is good. The defense is bad. Squan scampers in from 10 yards out. It just has not been. The defense is bad, guys. There’s no way around it. The offense looks good. If I had told you the Cowboys had scored 17 points on their first three drives, you would have went, “Hell yeah. Let’s ride. You’re down 21 to 17 because your defense can’t stop a nosebleleed right now.” Good news. We are winning the super chat battle. That’s a good sign. So, keep the super chats coming. Again, uh I’ll remind everyone the Venmo 5050 raffle will be run at halftime. That’s at whatgoing Downey. $20 for the Venmo 5050 raffle at what going downy here. We will do first half and second half raffles. Take home right now is a hundred bucks for our first half Venmo 5050 raffle. Kalin, Matthew, Kenneth, Roy, Andres, Yabarvo, James Yarvo, Brent, Kenneth again, Hawkeye, Sulaman from our Micah Parsons live show are all in for the Venmo 5050 raffle. That’s at what going downy if you want in for the Venmo 5050 raffle at the half. We will get to some of the super chats rapid fire style that are coming in. Appreciate every single person who is tuned in. We will have live shows for you every single or shows for you every single day here on the Cowboys report. Cowboy 85. Our defense can’t stop a cold. Um I mean three play three drives, three TDs. It’s not realistic for winning football games. It’s just not. It’s just not. It’s it’s it’s you can’t win games like that. You can’t win games giving up 21 points in the first half. Like can’t do it. You just can’t do it. Heraldo Neri is into our Venmo 5050 raffle. Uh Cowboy, I want to see the conference about stopping the run now. Why would we do we win the trade? Hell no. Fumbled by Turpin on the return. grabbed at his own three, spins and gets to the 11. See, now you’re in trouble cuz you’re backed up at your own 11 yardd line. Eagles have three timeouts. You’re in a bad spot now. Now you’re in danger of having to give the ball back and it’s a three for one special. Chris B says, “Defense looks slow.” I agree. Uh Donov is getting Romo era vibes from this team. I have to go back to the Romo era. It’s 2020. This this Cowboys team can’t do anything on defense. It’s the same team, by the way. And I do worry about that. Yes, absolutely I do. Roman Wolf Gaming fire evil. I’ll say it. My lord, this team is bad. Make halftime adjustments. I guess the offense has done its job. Prescott comeback route broken up trying to go to Lamb. Flag on the play. Jacore and Bennett first down Dallas. A ton of contact on that one. David Ellswick says, “Jerry said we’d stop the run now, dumbass.” As I’ve said before, it is a team effort to stop the run, and they have issues there. All right, Haraldo Neri into our Venmo 5050 raffle. Clayton Curts is in to our Venmo 5050 raffle. Got you guys both in. Take home is now 120 for the first half. Cole Shy, I’m fine trying to force the fumble actually. Prescott stepping up, checking it down to Ferguson. Ferguson will pick up seven, but there is a flag on the play with 34 seconds to go in the first half. Roughing the passer on Philadelphia. First down Dallas. Nolan Smith hitting Dak late. Let’s see what happened. Dak hitting the face mask. Easy penalty. That is the correct call. First down Dallas. Dustin is into our first half. Venmo 5050 raffle. Dustin Howard take home is 130 now. So ball at the 41. 34 seconds. Two timeouts for Dallas. Dak barking out signals. Play clock down to eight, seven, six, five. Prescott will drop back. Throwing it to the out route. Caught by Ferguson. Does not get out of bound. Out of bounds. Shottenheimimer calls timeout. 27 seconds left here. They’re on the fringes of field goal range with the leg of Brandon Aubrey. That’s a good sign. Joseph Ian Torres into our raffle giveaway says they need to bench Deone Clark. Did the offense regress with Sanders in at running back? They should have played blue. I would have played blue, too. I I think some mistakes that maybe weren’t Miles Sanders’s fault on that last drive kind of reared their heads. That drive stalled out. Um, I mean, yeah, you got yourself into a taunting penalty. You got the first down. Lamb drops it. Good coverage. I don’t I don’t It was three straight passes that stalled out that drive. I’m not going to blame Sanders, but Williams is clearly better though. Both B both are true. So, second and six. Ball at the Cowboys 45 yardd line. Prescott kind of a quick play action. Has some time in the flat. Caught by Tolbert. Tolbert darts out of bounds. picks up one. Third and five. 20 seconds left here. Got a half yard on that one. 20 seconds left. Hit that sub button if you haven’t already. Cowboys have a one timeout. You’re near field goal range, but should be in trouble because the Eagles would also be in field goal range if you don’t get this first down. He missed the kick from the 46 of the Cowboys. Prescott slants caught and then almost dropped by Pickkins. First down to the 45. Cowboys will probably just let this go and call a timeout. There’s eight on the play clock. Dak did not like the timeout there. Dallas did not time that up properly. They called a timeout when they should not have. Eight on the play clock. We’ll see if they add some clock back to it. Pickins on the slant. Got the first down. They’re gonna add 15 seconds now onto the play clock, which I just You gotta be very careful here. The clock is not in your favor and you’re in field goal range from the 45. You probably got time for a quick out. Maybe Eagles will call timeout. Hit that sub button if you haven’t already. I don’t think that was good clock management by the Cowboys. You have time for one play here to be safe. Hit that sub button. If we get to 222K, I’ll do a free beer bong tonight. So, ball at the 45. 15 seconds left. Cowboys are out of timeouts. Prescott throws it short. You don’t have any timeouts. What the [ __ ] are you doing? You got to spike it. You got to spike it quick. Five, four. They get it off. My god, that was so unnecessary. I cannot believe they got that off. Good job. Credit to the Cowboys. I was wrong. 3 seconds left. They get the clock off. That was tight. So, Aubrey on for a 53yd try instead of a 60ish yard try from the right hash and the Eagles will ice him. Hit that sub button. James Brittingham a $20 super chat. You’re into our raffle. I love it, James. Thank you. 3 seconds left. This was the $5 super chat from Joseph and Torres as well. Thank you, Joseph. I did get PTSD from the the 49er spike, Andrew. I agree. Anthony Green, our last entry into the halftime Venmo 5050 raffle. 53 yards. Aubrey’s kick is online. He’s a mother effing alien. He drills it. It would have been good from 65. It’s 2120 at the half. Aubre’s an alien. Good snap. Good hold. Look how high that kick is. So high. All the way to the back of the end zone or back of the uprights. Aubrey delivers and the Cowboys down 21 to 20. The offense looks great. The offense is dealing. The defense is not. The defense has issues. Brandon Aubrey has two long field goals 21-2. Eagles offense has looked great. Cowboys offense has looked great. The Cowboys defense is a massive problem right now. So, Cowboys 20, Eagles 21. We are at the half. Great job by the offense to get themselves into field goal range. We have Let’s get to the the race here. Let’s do the Venmo 50-50 race. Cowboys did a fantastic job to get themselves three before the half. Eagles though will get the ball to begin the second half. And if your defense can’t get a stop, there’s only so much your offense can actually do. I did almost crash out with that quick slant with 15 seconds. That was they they did a good job. They they did a good job getting that set up there. So, coming up here in a second, we will do our Venmo 5050 raffle for the first half. takehome here is going to be 140 140 for the Venmo 5050 raffle. So any other Venmos that come in, we will do this for the second half as well. So stay tuned for that. Get your likes in. We’re about 70 likes away from another shoddy wheel spin. Any super chats that come and we’ll get caught up on those as well. It’s Eagles 21, Cowboys 20 here at the half. So, shotty we or not shotty, excuse me, Venmo 5050 raffle going to get going here in just a second. Last entry was Anthony Green. All set there, Billy. Sweet. This is for 140 via Venmo. Let’s ride. Let’s see who comes out on top. Here we go. Uh, as an aside, the limit is 1,000 and we have almost enough raffle entries to do it. So, if we get beyond a thousand for the Durham Bland jersey, um, we’ll split it in half and the winners will race is is what we will do. We’ll make the the winners race each other. So, we’re at like 800 something on those, which we’ve never gotten that many before. So, we’ll see. Halfway through Andres Yarvo with I call it Dick Cheney duck. We also got Trump duck there with Roy Lee. I don’t set the ducks. No politics. Hawkeyes is regular duck. Sulan is Iceman Duck. I don’t know. Kenneth King, one of his two is purple ducks. Clayton Curts is regular duck. Kenneth King is Capduck. Here comes 5 seconds left. Is it going to be Kayn Thomas? Is it going to be Andre Yarvo? The Cheney Duck wins. 140 for Andres Yabarvo. We will do this race again in the second half as well. So get your second half entries in at what going downy for the Venmo 5050 raffle. We will do that in the second half as well at what going downy for the Venmo 5050 raffle. Plenty of super chats to get to as well. Uh let’s go to the halftime super chat menu. It is two for one specials. So, halftime, for those of you who stick around, who are the real one MVPs, this is the halftime super chat menu. Every $5 super chat will get you two signed Don Bland jersey raffle entries. If we get above a thousand, that is the maximum entries we can do. We’ll split it in ha in half and then have the two winners race which could be absolutely electric. $10 gets you six jersey raffle entries. 20 bucks and beyond is one for one. So we could have a lot of entries here on today’s show. 50 bucks is going to be two shotty wheels. We’ll spin the wheel and see who has to do shots or the cheese whiz shot, which was one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever had in my entire life. I pray to God I don’t get. I I nearly puked. $100 for a beer bong as two beer bongs as well. And every hundred gets you into the helmet hall of fame, a helmet of honor. We’ll put your name or initials on to this Cowboys full-size replica helmet. Once it is filled up or end of the season, we will raffle it off. Everyone who is on it is eligible to win. Plus, I’ll do two two beer bongs for the halftime version as well. That is the halftime super chat menu. So, get those supers in. We are also 10 likes away from another shoddy wheel. So like that video, get your supers in. We’re eight likes away from a shoddy wheel. Let’s go through all the super chats. We’ll probably have time to spin the wheel and then we’ll check in on our battles against the Eagles as well. James Brittingham had his 20. I don’t know if we got to that one or not. We’ll go we we’ll go to it again. Let’s go Cowboys. Just a couple of big plays. Defense has to do something. They have to. Andrew Edwards. This was This was before halftime. That’s how we know. Someone get my Sharpie I just threw across the room. I just I just chucked it. It’s like all the way over there. I just absolutely chucked it. I almost get PTSC from the Niner Spike. The group chat just texted me and said we almost got a name and address message. I think that’s yours. That’s not mine. Matthew Skipper, we’ll give this two entries into it. Uh, Dallas look like a mid2010’s Big 12 team. That’s real football, baby. Like it or not. Zack Crosby watching the refs struggle to touch the ball before the spike cause severe PTSD. Can we please blitz or have a spy? I am looking at my numbers here. I see zero blitzes in the first half from the Cowboys. Zero blitzes. Do something different. Try stuff. Go go go go go for broke. Try something. Defense is bad right now. Chris V. Bacon two for one. Super chat right now during the half. That’s two entries into our jersey raffle. Chris B says, or sorry, Chris V. Bacon. Are they punishing Leafoul for being like P or something? I just kind of feel like that they tend to prefer Clark, which I think is wrong. Uh, by the way, on the Venmo 5050 raffle, Roger just paid me five, 20 to enter or I can count for signed bland jersey. So, Roger, it is 20 to enter the second half. Venmo 5050 raffle. Brent Carter is already in as well along with Hawkeye. So, we’ll check in on those throughout at what going down for the second half. Venmo 5050 raffle. Roger U. I did respond to your to your uh Venmo as well. Chris B again, please just blitz the whole half. All or nothing. You can’t just sit there and do the same thing over and over again. You just can’t. It’s not gonna work. You have to do other stuff. Foxtrot Gaming $5 super chat. You are in. Foxtrot Gaming. Got God, if I could spell it, be awesome. There we go. Uh on my way to work. What’s in the car? I’ll be taking down only one at the half. Need a tackle. Hurts better to secure a W. Go Cowboys. Your your defense has zero stops tonight. You will never win games like that. Never. Triple T said, “Make sure Hawkeye’s duck is drunk.” Oh, it happened. It happened. Joshua Orz get you into our Venmo. Two or into our raffle. Two entries. I would not be accept in the upset in the slightest. If Jerry Jones and Stephen Jones accepted Aubrey before Smith, what would that contract look like? Highest paid kicker in everything. him and Smith are just be the highest paid guard, highest paid kicker. It’s all you have to do. Toeer $5 super chat. That’s two more entries. Let’s go. Uh 10 years I’ve been a fan of the Cowboys in 10 years we can’t make an open field tackle. You had him on third down on that on that Herz keeper and you just you just missed. Gatlin 13 has been a liability in this game so far. Uh I’m looking at the PFF live grading. Bottom four players, Kenneth Murray is last with run defense being really bad. Solomon Thomas is second to last. Jack Samborn is third to last. Dante Fowler is fourth to last. I don’t I I I agree. Your front seven have not been good enough tonight. General Kenobi, hello there. You are a bold one. Five dollar super chat. I’m hip to the memes. Plus, I love Star Wars. So, $5 super chat. Thank you, General Kenobi. Donald Barnes, a sticker is in to our raffle as well. Andres Yabarvo is in. Thank you, Andres Yarvo says, “Thank you, Duck Cheney.” Uh, Christopher Rousa has a $10 Venmo, so we’ll get you some extra entries there. says, “I think flu stops some blitz. I don’t think a fourman front was working. I don’t think our signers have been playing awful at the late throw spy on hurts.” I agree. Um, you you have to be you have to do better there. It’s not you can’t just the bring four package ain’t ain’t working. It’s not. Uh, General Kenobi back again. How about Philly not throwing to AJ Devonte? Um, I mean, they’ve done a lot of short stuff outside of the bomb to Dodson. AJ Brown has zero catches. Smith has one. It’s probably a testament to Bland Diggs, but I mean, you’re averaging six and a half yards per carry on the ground. Why change it? You know, DoubleJ288 2020 feeling year on defense. Come on. Right now, I agree. Donald Barnes, a $2 super chat. Thank you, Donald. Uh, let’s see what’s next here. Joe Stanton, six entries here. There we go. Blood Slinger, a $20 super chat. Let’s go. Gotcha. Entered their blood. Who is this OT kea guy? I don’t know anything about him. That’s Trevor Keegan, who they claimed off of waivers for Philadelphia. He is a healthy scratch tonight. So you can ignore him more or less there. DC I assume B is for boys fan 73. Another $20 super chat. Are we going to get any shotty wheels or a beer bong or no? 50 for the shotty wheel. 100 for two beer bongs. And you’re into our helmet raffle at the as it fills up. Joe Stanton two more super chats. Appreciate there. Two more entries, Joe. It’s a great first half. Defense needs to figure it out, but defense looks dangerous. Donald Barnes in again. Another sticky or sticker emoji, excuse me. So, Donald is in. Oops, almost overrode somebody. There we go. GKD Records. F the Eagles. Also a lot of no calls holding. Then like one or two notable plays. I’m like, that’s holding. They haven’t called. But I think the refs overall have been semi-reasonable. Semi-reasonable. William Cook, I hope can make changes. This game is winnable. They need a stop or a turnover and the offense keeps scoring every drive. I agree. Liam Tucker, $5 super chat. Thank you, Liam. Kickoff coming up here. Linebackers have looked bad. Look, especially DTS look decent. I agree. Kick is away here from Brandon Aubrey up the left side. Grabbed at the 11 and taken out to about the 27. Eagles will start there. Rapid fire. Drew DTX. Seen enough. Put Tom at DT. Chris at defensive end. We’re getting gashed even worse, my friend. Let’s go rapid fire on these here. Jotman, two entries. Got you there. Cooper, are we last year’s Bengals? That is my concern. It’s a very valid one. Andrew Edwards, six entries here. Got you covered there, my friend. Dline Clark and Murray. Yeah, they’ve been the linebackers haven’t been very good. I agree. Great Duke bothers Price for Lance was good. Play leaf foul now. I agree. Eagles 2120. Play action rolling right for Herz. Throws caught by Goddard. Big hit by Sandborn. Leah Foul is by the way in the game at linebacker there. So I’m glad that they benched him. They have benchedone Clark it seems like and put Leaf in. We get to all those super chats that just came in are still eligible for the two for one special but no more. We have begun the third quarter. Second and five. Herz in the shotgun. Two tight ends right. Five and a half. Really Herz play action has time over the middle. Caught by Goddard. Leaf foul will make the tackle but it is still a first down. A gain of six. First and 10. Joe Whitney says the defense looks good, but the offensive defense is bad. Herz flat route caught by Smith. Great tackle by Elum. A gain of three. We can get caught up on these super chats here. Rapid fire. I’m fine with that as the plan there, Billy. Heraldo $100 super chat or super Venmo Venmo $100 from Heraldo. Everyone spam Heraldo. I’m gonna Heraldo. I’ll check in. Do you want it just for the entries or do you want that to be part of the 50-50 raffle some too? Let me know. I’ll comment to here in a second. Second and seven. Herz going to give up the middle. Squan will get the first down. Hooker tries to lay the shoulder. Does not work. That’s a gain of 10. I respond to Heraldo here. He says, “Take a shot.” I’ll do several shots for that one. Naldo, let me respond to you here to make sure I get get your trackers and entry right here. Jonathan, a $5 super chat. Whether people want to accept it, this has been the Cowboys last five years. Dak having to play Superman the entire game. Defense can’t stop anyone. Been on display tonight. Give up the middle and that’s another first down or near first down gain. Too easy up the middle for Philadelphia. That was an AJ Dylan sighting. Respond to Heraldo. Respond to Heraldo. We’re caught up there. Tim How had the 20 piece, right? Tim How 20 bucks. You are entered with all of your extra raffle entries. Thank you, Tim. It’s second and one. AJ Dylan the single back. 11:25 to go in the third quarter. It’s a give. Dylan is going to get near that first down marker. We shall see. Robert Perez a $5 super chat is in. D Knight with a $10 super chat. extra entries into our jersey raffle. Just added another thousand rows. We’re getting close to doing two races and then a one v one to determine the drawland signed jersey. Tom Leatari can’t watch games without it for the DC. Stop the Eagles offense. I’m going to blitz some. I have to I have to try something not just fourman fronts. Give to Dylan. Good play there. Donovan Wilson on a run blitz along with Kenny Clark. Second and 10 as Squan checks back in. Alejandro is in here with a $20 super chat. So more entries for Alejandro. All shots for Haraldo Neri who is in by the way. So we owe five wheel spins here. Five wheel spins or sorry. Yeah. Five wheel spins. Next TV timeout. Hurt. Second and 10. Under pressure. There’s a sack. At long last, Nean Clark. Finally, the Cowboys make a play. Third and long. Spam your sacks. At long last, the Cowboys step up and deliver. Five wheel spins coming up here for Heraldo Neri. You are into our helmet raffle as well. Neland and Clark. Neand got there first. There we go. GN going on there. Third and 18. Type in those threes. Hurts, throws, caught, but it’s going to get to the 40. Clark made the tackle. Field goal try. A long one coming up here for the Dallas Cowboys defense to stop the Eagles. Wheel spins coming up next. TV timeout. Dante Fowler almost got home in time on that one. So Elliot a long field goal try here. He struggled from 50 plus last year. This one from 58 yds. The right hash high snap coral. It’s online. That one is also drilled 24-20 here. So, a stop of sorts by the Cowboys defense. Eagles still get a field goal. Marshon Neland and Kenny Clark combined for the sack. Wheel spins coming up. 2420. We owe five for Heraldo Neri. Let’s go. Rapid fire here. Billy, spin that first wheel. Let’s ride. It’s away. Hot sauce shot for Billy. So, one hot sauce shot for Billy. Let’s keep spinning them here. We’ll keep spinning. Freddy was into our double entry here. Two shots for AP. Grab one of the shot glasses. Come on up here. Make Aiden do two shots. Spin the wheel the third time here. Shot for Chris. So, one shot for Chris. Two more wheel spins left. Rip that first shot there, Aiden. 5050. Venmo’s 20 bucks. Five for the other one. So, a shot for Billy. A regular shot. Hot sauce shot for Billy. One shot for Chris. Final super or final wheel spin coming up here. Drop down a little bit. Is that Chris or is that me? It’s Chris. So, we’ll do shot for Chris. Bean Boozled for Chris. Rip that one. I got lucky. I got nothing on that one. I got really lucky. All right, eyes closed. Grab it. That is an orange habanero one. Do you want to do hot sauce shot or regular shot first? Billy. All right. Hot sauce for Billy. He’ll slide on up here in a second. Also, shout out to Heraldo Ner’s daughter, Aubrey. Thanks for watching, Aubrey. Yeah, Aubrey. Good point, Aubrey. Yeah, there you go. All right, slid on up here, Billy. Make sure make sure you’re on screen and visible here. Hot sauce little shot. There you go. You didn’t like it the first time. Yeah. All right. Do it. Do a quick shot. Sh shot here. Let’s take it something else and then push it. Regular shot for Billy. There we go. Eagles set to kick this one off. Here we wi we have return. That’s Tolbert who breaks a tackle, reverses field, cutting it up and gets to the 29 yd line. Tolbert almost busted that one. I I will make note we have so many entries tonight for the signed to Ron Bland jersey. We’re going to do essentially a bracket. We have we have a a limit of a thousand on the duck race for those. So we will split the numbers in half and the two first place team or winners are going to battle each other one v one for the for the jersey raffle. It is Cowboys football here at the 29 yd line following the Tolbert return. Give to Javvante Williams. Williams upended at the 35 yd line. a gain of six. Second down coming up now. Got a couple more super chats I do want to get to here as well. Then we are almost caught up. I think we’re caught up for the halftime deals. Prescott gonna give it to Williams on second and four. He is going to get bottled up after a gain of two. Key third down. Freddy, what’s up, man? Like the offense agreed. Defense needs polishing. Stop the run. Cowboys pull the W, but I took the Vegas odds at Cowboys plus eight and a half so far. Knock on one. Knock on wood. Looks pretty good. Andrew Edwards, I did the Leonardo DiCaprio point and whistle when I saw 35 out there on the first play. That one right there. H I I do it all the time, too. Andrew, why is it Mazy act? I thought I’m cutting weight was going to play three in one second. You get another one and does not play now. You’re not good enough. Third and one. Type in those threes. It’s a full yard. I form set. Heavy personnel. Prescott toss left to Williams. Can he get to the edge? Yes, he does. First down Dallas. Type in those ones. reminds me of the it’s not the same package, but remember when they used to always run the the Marian Barber toss play on on short yardage? That play always worked for them. I I I I recall that play. First down, Dallas. First and 10 here coming up. Six and a half to goish in the third quarter. Trey dog 60. Dak playing solid mid team well. Run off a surprise. Defense not good. Got stop though. Three entries in. Prescott fakes a play action. Takes a shot over the middle. Broken up. Tried to go to Brevin Span Ford. It’s that same shot ball that Dak Loves to the third string tight end. Eagles covered it well. Span Ford got drilled. Could not hold on. Looks like Cydney Brown actually took the bulk of the damage on that hit. So, he is slow to get up. The super chat menu. $10 equals three raffle entries or $5 is one raffle entry into our Don Bland signed jersey. $10 equals three. 20 bucks equals 10.50 for the shot wheel. $100 for a beer bong and you’re into our mini or full-sized helmet raffle. That is the super chat menu. Let’s hit Omaha Stakes here real quick. We got a a break in the action with Sydney Brown down and being attended to after taking some damage on the the hit there for the Cowboys or for the Eagles, I should say. Today’s show is made possible by Omaha Stakes. From handcrafted steaks to delicious fall favorites, Omaha Steaks delivers the world’s best steak experience. steaks, burgers, comfort meals, tailgating favorites like chicken wings, smashed burgers, franks, and even desserts as well. Omaha Steaks delivers unrivaled quality and variety, and every bite is backed by their 100% guarantee. They are America’s original butcher since 1917. Familyowned with over 100 years of ex of expertise in the meat industry. 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We are going to be live for every single Cowboys game, even the um the holiday games, even the the Christmas and Thanksgiving games, which you know, I’d be lying if my wife was a fan of, but she understands it. So, get those subs in. We are leading the super chat battle tonight. All right, we’ll get to General Kenobi’s bold super chat here after this play. Second and 10. A give to Miles Sanders. Sanders finds a crease, gets loose. 50, 40, 30, 20. Trying to get loose. 10 down there. Miles Sanders almost broke loose. We’re in the Omaha Stakes red zone. Miles Sanders on the run. It’s a gain of about 50. They ran a center guard pull. Sanders squeezes through. What a block from Terrence Steel. Just sending Reed Blankenship out the damn club. First down. We’re in the red zone again in the Omaha Stakes red zone at the 11. A gain of 49. Fullback in the game. It’s Lipkkey. They’re going to give it again to Sanders. Sanders doesn’t find as much there. Does dive forward for a gain of three, but a flag comes out in the general area of holding. Let’s see what this flag is for. Discussion from the officials. General Kenobi, a $20 super chat. Williams look good. It’s exciting. Sanders busted a big ass run, too. You You love to see it. flag. Yeah, George Pickins gonna get flagged for a 15yd penalty for they called it unnecessary roughness. Clotheslineface mask is another thing to call it there. You just can’t do that. You just can’t get it. James Brittingham is in as well. Get to his super chat here in a minute. So now outside of the Omaha Stakes red zone, first and 22 from the 23 yd line. Empty personnel. Prescott to Ferguson. Underthrown incomplete. No flag. They needed a little bit more touch on that one. They tried the seam shot, could not connect. A little bit more touch and Ferguson could have made that play. It’s a good no call and a penalty. We’re less than a 100red subs away from 222 here. Some super chats we’ll get to in a minute as well. Second and 22. Lamb comes in motion. Ball to 23. Prescott drops back. Flat route to Williams. It’s short. It wouldn’t have mattered had it been caught. It would have been known. Get no gain. Third and 22 now. James Brittingham. I hate the Eagles. Please use my one time. Win Cowboys win. James. Win Cowboys win. Bunch of entries for you into our raffle. I appreciate that. Dion Walker says, “We’ll get to his super chat here in a minute.” Sorry, Dylan Walker, excuse me. Third and 22. The penalty put the Cowboys in a bad spot. Said I was trolling, pickings, doing nothing. Still jogging around. No blocking. Halfun routes and crap. Shitsburg traded him for it. DPI was a pretty big play though. Prescott to the end zone. Ferguson cannot make the catch. There’s a penalty. It’s going to be on Philadelphia. He went to the helmet. First down Dallas. Reed Blankenship went high on Fergie. Ferguson would have caught it for a score. It’s a penalty on Philadelphia. That’s going to be a first down Dallas. Type in those ones. Dak and Ferguson know those same shots are borderline hospital balls. Reed Blankenship went to the helmet of Ferguson, lowered the shoulder pad directly into the helmet 765 years ago. It’s not a it’s not a penalty. Ball shouldn’t have been dropped by Ferguson in the first place, but hey, it’s a first down Dallas. We are deep in the prize picks red zone now after the penalty on Philadelphia. So 452 to go here. It is a 12 yd penalty half distance to the goal. First and 10 at the 11 inside the Omaha Stakes red zone. Omaha Stakes red zone. I I I may have misspoke previously. Tolbert in motion. They’re going to give it to Sanders. Sanders is going to get very little, but does Ball’s out. It’s a fumble and the Eagles recover. That’s going to go to review. What a backbreaking mistake by Miles Sanders. That ball’s clearly out. And that’s the type of play that completely changes the game. Miles Sanders had the huge run to get him into the red zone and a fumbling guy over the course of his career. very clearly coughs it up. It’s a fumble and a backbreaking turnover by the Cowboys. Miles Sanders fumbles it away. My Sanders just coughs it up. A fumble by Miles Sanders and instead of being at worst case second and and seven from the eight, the Eagles will take over. Up by four. Can’t do it. Your offense had played so well tonight, even better than the stats indicate. Frankly, you got 20 points in the first first half and a brutal fumble by my Sanders. If we get to 222K subs, we will do I will do an additional beer bong. You just can’t make that mistake. Hit that sub button. We’re less than 50 subs away. Keep on subbing. 222 is the next number. If we get there, I will do an additional beer bong for freebies. JMS 97 says, “Cut Sanders, you do the great 49yard run, but beyond that, you’ve got three carries for four yards and a fumble. You You just can’t do it.” A backbreaking, potentially gamechanging turnover from the Cowboys. They’ve they’ve done a good job on offense overall. They’ve run the ball well. Dak’s numbers are they say 12 of 20 for 127, but there’s also like a a 50-yard penalty in there. Other penalties that are not included that they’ve drawn. They’ve done a good job on offense. The defense and the fumble is just brutal. Just brutal on that front. Can’t have it. Can’t have it, man. 20 less than 20 subs away from 222K here on the Cowboys report. 12 subs away. I think we’re going to get there. I I think we’re going to do it. We’re going to do it. 11 subs away with the rain now. In danger of rolling in at Lincoln Financial Field. Eight subs away. Let’s do it. I’m going to preemptively pour the beer bong. Hit that sub button right now. broadcast saying sound of thunder. Oh, did we just get a delay? Did we just get a delay in the game? I think we did. We got there. We have a delay in the football game. We are delayed with 4 minutes and 44 seconds left. Lightning in the area. Get Chris in here and show him how show show you how to do the L3. There should be a breaking. We should have one that we can just edit read only of red lightning in the area about three minutes too late because of the Miles Sanders fumble. So, this game has been suspended. There’s another should be some other breakings in there too, but this one you can just add it to. So, we have lightning in the area with 444 to go in the third quarter. So, everyone headed back to the locker room 24-20. We are under a weather delay here. Lightning delay. The game has been suspended here. Beer bomb coming up. Here we go. Reminds me of the Steelers game last year. Let’s go to the super chats. Um, I got to pee again. It’s been too much. So, you know, we’ll get to the super chats here and then we’ll give some shout outs here for Chris as well. Ryan, is it me or we running more than passing? Numbers right now are uh I just messed that up. Uh [ __ ] I think it’s 20 passes, 19 runs. One of them was by Dak. So, been a pretty even 5050 split. The box score says Dak is is 12 of 20 for 127, but he’s played a lot better than that. Like I think the off the offense has been great tonight. Like I outside of the backb breaking fumble, I have been very happy with how the offense has played. The defense is an entirely different conversation. Chris B. Uh, blue would have took that 49 yard run to the house. Miles Sanders got caught from behind by Zack Bon. You can’t have that. Joseph Ian Torres another $5 super chat into our raffle here. Joseph is in. They cut Sanders. Bring Mafa to the active roster. Defense got to step up here. Mafa’s out for at least the first four weeks. So, you have to be patient there. Ryan, a $2 super chat. We need someone who who uh to get someone who can apply pressure had one and then you decided to move on which is fine but you have guys that are young and talented but they have to start doing stuff on that front. So few more super chats then we’ll get to a let’s let’s get to the super chats. We’ll get to the a comment. You know most comments equals a free raffle entry and Chris can handle that. Why go pee? Uh let’s get let’s get to Austin and Topher and then we’ll bring on uh producer Chris. By the way, while we are in this weather delay, the the um Yeah, go and push it for Austin here. The 50s and hundreds will count double. Only 50s and hundreds here. Austin, that’s why I want to see blew it in like Sanders in the preseason today minus the the one-yard run. But hey, this this delay takes away Philly momentum after that. Hopefully, by the way, Dak Prescott on that play absolutely made a touchdown saving tackle on the fumble. If Dak does not make that tackle on Quinon Mitchell, he’s gone. Brevin Span forward is blocked. Terrence Steel ain’t going to catch his ass. That is a touchdown. If Dak does not make a higheffort play, the anti-cam Newton play and and make that stop. All right, last one here from Toeher. Uh, replace Sanders with blue a touchdown on that big run. Why is Blue a healthy scratch? I would love to love to tell you why. I don’t have an answer for you. Ryan a dollar super chat, $2 super chat started Daken Fantasy to get a TD. I have Dak and Fantasy. I play Drake May instead out of conservation. Let’s get to a most comments. Like like I said, uh we’ll bring on producer Chris for some shout outs here and then I’ll go take a very quick bathroom break and and get set up here. So most comments next 60 seconds free raffle entry. We’ll bring on producer Chris as we are in a lightning delay here. So I’ll unplug. I never plugged back in properly. Sad. All right. Who wants a shout out? Who wants a shout out here, baby? What an unfortunate delay. First game of the season tonight. Let’s see. Keep spamming the comments. We’re going to give away a free raffle entry here. Whoever comments the most will get that raffle entry. Troy Daniels always in there spamming the comments. I see King in there. Joe in there. Written now. Aaron. Guys can type C. You can type B to block the bots as well. They’re going crazy here tonight. Collins in there. Robert, there’s a $50 super chat coming in. Let’s go. Let’s go. We’ll get to that here in just a second. Remember, what do you say? 50s and hundreds are going to be double here during the delay. Let’s see. I see Giovani in there. Zack, Brent, Workman, Robert, keep spam in the comments section while Tom’s going to the bathroom. Let’s see. Larry, Cooper, Xavier, Casey. Who wants that free entry? Who wants the free entry here? Jackson in there. Troy Daniels definitely like the leader right now. I think somebody’s got to dethrone Troy. Somebody’s got to dethrone Troy here as we are in a very unfortunate delay. Let’s see. Let’s see. I see Turd Ferguson in there. Let’s see. Lightning delay will be about 45 minutes and then a 12minute warm-up. So 57 minutes till game time likely to restart. Yikes. Yikes. About an hour. Let’s see. See, Hawkeye’s in there. Brett Workman. What about an hour? Uh James said it’s about 57 minutes in total. Yeah, that’s fine. That sucks. All right. That’s okay. Your boy’s back. We We always shotty wheel. All right. All right. All right. Let’s Let’s do this. Let’s Who gets the free entry? Let’s do Let’s do the Let’s do the free entry. Jackson Abbott. Uh we are being told by the support staff here. Uh it’s going to be in the area for like another hour. So, uh, this reminds me so much of the Steelers Cowboys game last year. All right, let’s let’s do this. Let’s go through the super chats. Let’s go through our menu. Let’s go through the the likes and the battles and everything there. And we’ll do we’ll we’ll do some more giveaways for anyone who is sick enough to stick around all night long. It’s it’s going to be a a long night here again. Joe Stanton can’t fumble the ball there. We had the momentum. Might be the deciding factor in this game. Shout out Dak for the form tackle. I’m just saying we we always say, “Well, that can’t play defense, too.” I think that was the best tackle all night by by by the Cowboys. Like Mitchell is gone on that play. He’s gone if you don’t make that tackle. That was a huge play. Again, reminds me of the Steelers game fumble where Dow fumbles and Dak dives on it. Massive play. Michael Crawford did come in with a $50 super chat. Thank you, Michael. Uh, every 50 and every hundred is going to count two for one during this weather delay. So, the fives are still one entry. The tens are still three. 20s are still 10 for our signed Don Bland jersey giveaway. Every $50 super chat is two shoddy wheel spins. Every $100 super chat is two beer bongs and you’re in to our Cowboys helmet of honor. I put it on, but there’s it’s got the the plate in there so I can’t wear it. Be kind of fun though. Every $100 gets you in and I’ll do two beer bongs there. That’s Michael Crawford for the $50 super chat. Let’s spin the wheel here. Let’s get set up for the wheel spin here. We got caught up on the additional super chats here. All right, $50 from Michael. I appreciate that. And they got the NBC crew like in the tunnel essentially like out of the way because the weather is has turned bad. Here we are in a weather delay with 444 to go in the third quarter. Let’s get to the shoddy wheel spins. Let’s see what we got here. One shot or two shots for me. It’s two. Let’s go. Spin it again, Billy. One, two. Spicy bean. Boom. That’s Chris, right? It’s Chris. Chris gets a spicy bean boozled. Let’s go to the rest of the super chats here. You can pick yourself there, Chris. I got You got it, bud. I I trust you. Eyes closed. No cheating. It’s Carolina Reaper or Cayenne. Carolina. Carolina Reaper. Oh, it does have a black. You’re right. You’re right. That’s a good call. Good pull. That That one’s hot. That’s hot. Yeah. Yeah, that kick about five or six seconds. Yeah. I can do some You’re a man. I can do some You’re 40. Yeah. You’re not 40 at all, but it’s fine. All right. Waters Gaming. $2 should clear up by 10 to 10:30 via ACE. So that’s I I assume central time since we’re past 10:30 Eastern time. So, you know, again, we got but you’re you’re gonna have that 15 minute uh return to play with her. So, gonna be a long night here on the Cowboys report. Also, fun fact, we’ll be live tomorrow again. I have to drop off Olivia at 9:00 a.m. Eastern time for for school. I guess just 9:00 am Eastern time. 9:00 am. So, hey, it’s how it goes. Samuel Carer says, “Do a studio tour.” We can’t move the camera, though. Uh, we got wall here, wall there. This is a green screen. And then window there. There. There’s the There’s the the studio tour. Um, I’m going to go with I I probably should eat something. So, $100 is two beer bongs and I get a slice of pizza. Fair. How about that? Fair. I think it’s reasonable. Jayb Buzz says 1,00 to one on a Prescott tackle. Should have bet it. I’m watching the replay right now. Dak effort. That’s all that is. Miles Sanders gets the ball knocked loose by I think Byron Young. Quinnon Mitchell picks it up. If Dak Prescott doesn’t make that tackle, nobody is touching Quinn Yan Mitchell. He is gone into the end zone. That is a We’ll see if it saves you anything or not, but for as bad as the defense has been, like the best tackle of the night from the Cowboys for for Ben, you mean? All right, let’s let’s if if we get it, let’s do it. If if if we get it. Great call by Chris. We can we can we we’re gonna have an hour here. We’re gonna have an hour of this weather delayish. So big ballers only weather delay 5050 Venmo raffle $50 to enter at what going downy big ballers only and we’ll see if we do it. If we don’t get it I’ll send it back to you. Venmo 5050 raffle $50 to enter. the big ballers only raffle at the half. So weather delay 5050 entry $50 to enter at what going down. We need at least three to run it. So 5050 raffle we are at a lightning delay there and there. 5050 raffle. I’m going to pin this one to the live chat here as well cuz we’re going to be delayed for an hour, folks. It It’s going to be a long night. $50 entry for the big ballers only weather delay 5050 raffle. We’re calling it the the lightning delay here at what going downy for the Venmo 5050 weather delay raffle. 50 bucks to enter here. If I can ever pin this comment, that’d be awesome. There it is. At what going downy for the Venmo specialty 5050 raffle $50 to enter. We’ll call it the big ballers only raffle. For the 5050 weather delay raffle, I should probably text my wife that I’m going to be home at like 3:00 a.m. Probably a good idea. Uh, I’m going to do that right now. We got several other super chats to get to here as well. We’ll get to those. Appreciate Troy helping us out there. Text my wife right now. weather delay with a bunch of so at the end. So if you want to get in, it’s pinned right now in the live chat. Venmo 5050 raffle, $50 to enter. Lightning delay raffle. We got three 444 to go in the third quarter. It’s going to be an hour. It’s it it’s it’s it’s probably not going to be until 11:30ish Eastern time that we get back in this game. So at what going Downey for the Venmo 5050 raffle $50 if we get enough to get in ESPN or NBC currently saying maybe an 11:30 resumption time. It’s going to be a while. All right, the subs gained tonight here. Let’s check in on that. Everyone who’s sticking around, you’re a sicko and I appreciate you. We have a thou almost a thousand more subs than the Eagles Now channel does tonight. Keep on subbing. I don’t know what our record is. Uh if Chris wants to peek at that, he can go look at last year’s or Aiden, you can do it if you look at the um the metrics. See what the record is. See if we can get there. Hit that sub button. youtube.comcowboystv. Several super chats I want to get to here. We have the lead in the super chat battle. All right, Chris B $2 super chats as I know Ferg got hit, but he should have caught that touchdown. Got to make that play. Um, we also did not get to we we missed several here. Triple T we have not gotten to. Um, we we we definitely missed some there. Uh, so we’ll get caught up on those here. Triple T was the one we missed there. We are in a weather delay here between the Cowboys and the Eagles. Triple T says, “Dack tackles better than Micah.” I mean, no, but it’s also funny as [ __ ] so like I’m I’m going to allow it. I’m gonna allow it. Uh Adam Wolf is playing is paying his rent with a couple of super chats that say fly Eagles fly. Whatever. Jorge a get to his super chat here in offense is cooking but that pass rush misses Micah. Yeah you you were always going to um it has been a pretty quiet night so far from the Cowboys pass rush hasn’t been what they were looking for. John and Johnny are in to the big ballers raffle. Let’s go. All right, we got the special 5050 weather delay raffle. We got John Williams in with two entries. Appreciate you, John. That is a $100 super chat. So, you’re also going to go on the helmet here. So, John Williams is in. John Williams is into our big ballers only Venmo 5050 raffle here. $50 to enter. We go. John W. Need to buy a new Sharpie. $100 there. Johnny. So, we got John Williams and Johnny are in to the Venmo 5050 raffle. $50 to enter. Johnny Cardinus is in. Sulleon is in with his $50 super chat. Hawkeye is in with their $50 super chat. So, we are up to I have to do math on this [ __ ] Damn it. $125 is the current take-home on the big baller $50 super chat for the weather delay. Hawkeye says, “I’m definitely a baller.” Sullean says duck race. Johnny got this celebration emoji. John Williams two entries there. Take home right now is 125 for the Venmo big ballers only weather delay 5050 raffle. Okay. Can we put a weigh in on that because we have an outside shot of getting there. outside shot of getting there. Get your Venos in. It’s the pinned poll right now at what going downy for the Venmo 5050 raffle. 50 bucks to enter for the specialty big baller weather delay. Then we’ll do an additional one later for the regular second half entry as well. We are currently in a weather delay. We’ll go to the super chats that are in at we’re looking at maybe maybe 11:30 Eastern time resumption. So, it’s going to be a while. There’s lightning in the area of Lincoln Financial Field. Jonathan C. Hertz wouldn’t be cooking if Overshon was there. I don’t disagree. Um I I I think you you miss him. You miss him. All right, Angel. I’m not sure how to pronounce it, but either way, you are in, Alexander. $5 super chat here. Feeling good about the shoddy era. Offense carrying the defense. Dak is balling. Keep that sleeve on. One little in a close one. Repeat. Hope so. I did say if Dak wore his version of the shooting sleeve, I would rock the shooting sleeve as well. So, this is my own from flag football. I This is This is what I wear in flag football. I’ve got the gloves and the and the the sweatpants, too. I basically try to dress as close as possible to CD Lamb each game is what I try to do. All right, Cooper is in as well. Uh, by the way, we are well past the thousand entries for the raffle. So, what we will do, whatever number we get, we’re going to split it in half and we’ll do first place advances for the other first place in the sign. Dand Bland jersey giveaway at the end of today’s game. Cooper says, “Gm Tom, who do we need to get to uh help the run?” You made the move to get Clark. I am worried about your linebackers. Damone Clark seemed lost. They put Leafoul in there. I think that’s a good thing. They’re not playing Sanborn much on passing downs. Um Sanborn has played, I guess, 50/50, but they’ve played a lot of Deone Clark. I don’t love the way he’s played. I don’t think Ke Murray’s had a good day either. Don’t think he’s had a good day either. So, appreciate that, Cooper. All right. The record for most subscribers during a Cowboys Report watch party is 2,1 2016. So, we’re close. If we can get there on today’s stream, it will be an additional beer bong. Obviously, we’ll do a we’ll we’ll we’ll I might even do the the the jungle bong style where I pour some shotties in. We we’ve all shared we’re down an entire bottle tonight of the shotties. We’re down an entire bottle. So, if you are a sicko, if you are watching us here on the Cowboys Report, you guys are awesome. I love having you here. We will be live for every single Cowboys game. Hit that sub button. YouTube.com/cowboystv. Free Cowboys videos each and every single day. My ass going to be up early again tomorrow for more Cowboys videos. I got to take I got to take to school at 9:00 a.m. Going to be a day. Hit that sub button so you don’t miss out. Ladies and gentlemen, we have another entry into the big ballers only 5050 Venmo raffle for the weather delay. Frank Ford is in. Frank Ford is in. I also am now counting my math here and I definitely did it wrong. We have six entries. Okay, I did it right the first time. So, the big ballers only 5050 raffle take-home is now 150. We are doing that during this weather delay that is still probably going to go a half hour plus here. So, $50 at what going downy for the Venmo 5050 weather delay raffle. Two entries for John Williams, one for Johnny Cardins. Did I spell that correctly? No, I did not. Jesus, Tom. Learn to spell words right. Johnny is in. Sullean is in. Hawkeyes is in. Frank Ford is in. That is the big ballers only 5050 Venmo raffle at what going Downey. The take-home right now is 150. Obviously, it rises by 25 for each additional entry, but at minimum take-home here is 150. Hit that sub button if you have not already subscribed to us here on the Cowboys report. The goal is to beat the watch party subrecord. We’ll update that number here momentarily. The most forgotten is 2,116. We’re at 1,800 tonight. We are currently in a weather delay. It’s going to be probably an additional half hour. So stay tuned for that one. The goal is to beat that watch party record. If we can beat it, what a night. What a night it would be here on the Cowboys report. Some super chats I want to get to that have come in. We do owe an additional shoddy wheel spin for 3,000 likes. We should check the like record as well if you want to peek at that one there. Uh uh Aiden Chris Brousard’s burner account. Thoughts on Dax so far? You’re my hero. I I just looked at at the numbers. The numbers say 12 of 20 for 127. That’s not good, but I think he’s played actually super well. Like the offense has been great. Like they they’ve run the ball well. There’s also like 70 60 yards in penalties not counted. I My complaints are the Miles Sanders fumble and your defense. That’s my mindset. All right, JL channel in. By the way, again, uh single entries for the $5 super chats. You know what? [ __ ] it. It’s It’s 1100 p.m. almost Eastern time. Going forward with JL channel. Every $5 super chat is two entries. $10 count double for the Duron Bland signed jersey raffles. 20s count double too. Everything’s double right now. Everything’s double. Old Defiant. They called me old iron sides with my stomach being able to handle the uh the cheese whiz shot, which I barely did. $10. Thank you for the playbyplay commentary. Thank you for watching Old Defiant. I appreciate appreciate you having uh or being here. We are live for every single Cowboys game here, even the holiday ones. All of them. We got you covered. Hit that sub button so you don’t miss out. Trent Hood, $5 super chat says, “Just land another YouTube account just to subscribe.” Don’t worry, Tom. I got you. I appreciate that, Trent. Thank you very much. I’m going to go back and add some additional entries for the other super chats that came in before I said it was going to be two for one. So, got you covered on those. We are caught up now. Did a number on that front or no? Let’s Let’s Let’s go to the shoddy wheel spin. So, that we are past the 3,000 like number. I promise tonight every 500 likes is a shoddy wheel spin. For those of you just now tuning in, we are in a weather delay. Cowboys down 24-20 following the Miles Sanders fumble. So, shotty wheel spin. Let’s do it. Let’s see what we got here. Is it my turn? It’s going to be Chris. Is it one or two? It’s two for Chris. Get in here, buddy. Two shots for producer Chris. We’ll get to the super chats as well as they continue to flow in. Two shots of the shotty vodka for Chris here. Come on up. We got about a half hour to go of the weather delay. $50 for the Venmo 5050 big ballers only raffle. Shot number one. Mark H’s shot glasses. Always good. seconds in there. There you go, Chris. Good job, my friend. You see, Chris said aloha if you if you could not hear. Do you? Oh, was it not is not shaking enough? I’m told it’s strong at the end. All right, Argon Tom watches 2000. Let’s cheers together. Cheers to you, my friend. I appreciate it. De’s, everyone spam nuts. It’s really funny. Everyone spam nuts. It is It is It is 11 p.m. Eastern time. If you are not of age, that’s that’s not my fault. Background. I I tr I have tried to um swear less on the shows since I took my daughter to the um uh the the Perau Museum in Dallas. I took I took her to the museum with with my wife and a 10-year-old came up and was like, “Yeah, I watched your show.” And gave me a fist bump and I’m like, “I swear too much.” And I’m like, “I I got to stop that.” But but it’s 11:00 p.m. Eastern time. That is on you as a parent, not me anymore. So, it is Cowboys Report after dark. If you want to swear, we can swear. It is absolutely that point. Troy, I got you covered, buddy. Uh I I think you’re right. Troy’s working double duty tonight. You will get some extra raffle entries, my friend. I I I got you covered. Uh deal on that front is done. Appreciate Troy h handling mod duty tonight. Uh Matt Cox, thoughts on the offensive line so far? Uh watching live feels like pretty good. Um, I I I can pull up the PFF live grading, but there was the penalty on Smith, but I think they’ve done a pretty good job. Steel missed one pass pro, but had an elite block downfield, too. Um, I’m looking at their blocking grades right now. Pressures allowed. BB’s been a little shaky. They’re not giving Gayton a high grade, but I I think they’ve done a a pretty good job. Um, I don’t, again, the offense in general, outside of the backbreaking Miles Sanders fumble, I don’t have that many complaints. I I I I don’t I don’t. Andre Yarvo, a $5 super chat. Uh, Jane Slater tweeting out that Trayvon Diggs was wandering the halls looking for food. Can we not feed the [ __ ] players? What are we doing here? What is this? The the the Braves Reds game. What are we doing out here? What was that called again? Was that event? The Speedway Classic. What is this? The Speedway Classic. What are you doing here? Feed Feed these boys. feed him. Andre Zarvo, $5 super chat. You are in as well. Krispy, all in all, I’m pleased with this with this game’s uh offense. I am too. Even if the numbers don’t match it, like they’ve had a bunch of penalties. Like, it says 20 of 20 for 127, but like I I I like what I’ve seen. The offense has been good. I’m not I’m not mad about the offense. Numbers are are definitely better. Like, all right, Adam Romero, $50 super chat. You know what time it is, folks. Double the wheel spins. Two shoddy wheel spins coming your way right now here on the Cowboys report. Let’s see what we get. If we get a $100 super chat, I do two beer bongs and I get some pizza, which I I I low-key need right now. I low-key need. Chris again. Two shots for Chris. We will Chris just went two shots of vodka. That good pull. Good pull. It was more than two shots. She She cannot count. Cannot count. All right, second wheel spin. Run it there, Billy. Is it my turn or no? My turn. My turn. Spin it again. Chris Chris gets a break. Chris gets a break. Spin it again. Spin it again. We got about a half hour again until the weather delay is over at minimum here. I think spin it again. Spin it again. We’re not making Chris do back to back here. Get it out of there. Get move your mouse. No. Spin it again. Spin it again. We’re not doing Chris. Oh, beer bong upgrade. No. Hey, no. All right, I’m I I’m going to allow Chris to do the hot sauce instead because I did I did the cheese wiz shot and it’s real bad. It’s you I’m I I am not going to sub subject him to it. We we’ll have Chris to do the hot sauce shot. Super chats to come here. We’ll check in on that like record as well. I think we’re pretty close to it. That’s plenty. That that that that was more than what Billy was doing. From Chris, do you like the the Texas Pete one or the other one better? It’s good. You like it? Okay, we can do Texas Pete for now. I I’ll keep He went back for seconds. He’s not scared. All right, Chris, how how big of a super chat for you to do more Texas speed hot shots? 50. All right. Chris Chris says any 50. He will do more hot sauce shots straight up. Any 50 as we are in this lightning delay. Play is set to resume at 11:30. 11:30. Play is set to resume here. The watch party like record. We are 20 away. Beer bong. If we get there, we’re 20 likes away from the most likes in Cowboys report history here on a watch party. We’re fittingly about 25 minutes away from resumption. We’re six likes away. We’re six likes away. These are all empties. Got to clear that them bad boys out. We did it. Most likes in a Cowboys report live stream per the numbers behind the scenes. Yeah. Put those bad boys up, too. It’s good. Beer bong coming up. Keep on. We blew it out of the damn water. Keep liking the video. You guys are awesome. Game is set to resume at 11:30. Super chats to come at 11:25. At 11:25, we will run the big ballerson Venmo 5050 raffle. At 11:25 Eastern time, 10:25 central. Don’t make me do math on West Coast time. Don’t make me do it. Take home right now is 150 on that at what going downy $50 to enter the big ballers only $50 entry. We’re also 200 likes away from another wheel spin. Brock Weston $5. Let’s go Cowboys drinking bourbon. Six drinks down. Keeping pace with you guys. Let’s beat these Eagles. Appreciate that. Beerbone coming up. Most likes. Here we go. Woo. The beer bong is good. All right. Everything counts double during this break, by the way. So, Brock gets two entries. Appreciate that, Brock. Let’s push it across because this is outdated. So, we got to have it right here. Appreciate that, Brock. Let’s go to Trey Dog 60 is in. right now. Uh, last time I randomly won a throw in last chance TD. Could it happen again? Imagine if it does. Imagine if the Cowboys go win another miracle game that they maybe should have lost. What a way to start the year. Austin Carrie $5 super chat. Two entries there about the coaching today. Minus apparently not feeding players except roam the stadium asking random people for food. Honestly, I don’t think that’s a Cowboys issue. I think that’s that’s honestly more of like an Eagles issue, which like they weren’t prepared to have enough food for the game. Like, I don’t really blame. It’s just the reality, but like let’s feed the players. Like, come on. Like, let’s be prepared. This is not the CPA Classic where you run into I I had a buddy who was there. They were out of food before the game even began. Like, you can’t do that. The answer was like, “Oh, will they bring their food and drinks in from the outside?” I’m like, “So, it’s baseball. Be prepared. Like, you can’t have it. Be prepared.” One time, Eli Aaron Sanders pulled a Hunter Lipkkey if uh remember the Dolphins game. Oh, I I remember because they were very mad that um they didn’t punch it in with Tony Pard, so they subbed someone else in and he fumbled. And they were trying to give Sanders some love for the big run and he fumbled. Can’t do it. William Cook. This delay gives Floose a chance to make adjustments. Cowboys must make a stop on this drive to have any chance. Go Cowboys. I agree. If you don’t get a stop on this drive, I I I don’t I don’t like your chances. You’re going to be down two scores then. This This is the drive of the game so far. It It just is. Tommy DC getting drunk with you. All this to take an L. I hope you’re wrong. I hope you’re wrong. Let’s go to the super chat menu. We’ll call it the the weather delay specials. It’s it’s the halftime specials. Two for one on everything here on the Cowboys report. We are anticipating an 11:30 resumption of the game. Every $5 super chat is two raffle entries into our signed Don Bland jersey. As of right now, well, I guess we’re past that point. We’re going to split these up. We are past the limits of the raffle entries for the signed to Ron Bland jersey. So, we’re gonna cut it in half. First half races, second half races. First and second will race against each other at the end. So, we’ll have a a double raffle here. Uh, which is going to be fun as all get out. $10 is six raffle entries. 20 bucks is 20 raffle entries plus beyond 20. It’s one to one. 50 bucks is two shot wheels. $100 is two beer bongs. And we get for me to eat pizza as I haven’t eat I had a couple piece of pizza at lunch. I thought the game might be over. Uh so we’ll see. So that is the $100 beer bong plus you get your name initials onto our Cowboys full-sized helmet. Bunch of entries so far with the stickers. I’m going to fill them up all the way down the side up the sides as well. We’ll fill them up nice and evenly. raffle it off at once it is filled up. If you are into the $100, you are eligible to win. So, John Williams, Herald O’Neer, Jonathan Kelly, William Cook, Hawkeyes, and Matt Temple are in at this time. That is the super chat menu. In 15 minutes, we will run the Big Ballers only 5050 raffle entry. $50 to enter that. Uh, we have another entry in right on Q from Matt Cox is in to the big ballers only Venmo 5050 lightning delay. 175 is the take-home on that. We will run that at exactly 1 or 11:25 Eastern, 5 minutes before the game is projected to resume here. That’s going to be at 11:25 here. So, in about 15 minutes, we will do the Venmo big ballers only 5050 raffle. So, stay excuse me, stay tuned for that. We will do that here in a little bit. We will do that in about 15 minutes here at what going downy for the Venmo 5050 raffle. The big ballers only edition. We will also do our regularly scheduled second half Venmo 5050 raffle. That’s just 20 bucks to enter. Hawkeyes and Brent Carter are already in. If you haven’t already and you are a sicko, uh, hit that sub button. YouTube.com/cowboystv. We already beat the record, right? For most most subs or most likes. Where are we at on the subs? Can you run the math on that? You ran the math wrong. Lap in the comments. Lap. Aiden’s gonna update the numbers here. He did them wrong. He says he did them wrong. So, we’ll check in on the actual How’d you do the numbers wrong? We had it written down for you. Why are you doing math in your head? It’s 2025. You have five calculators in front of you. Okay, here’s the updated figure. You you you can’t say supposedly. You’re doing the math. You don’t get to say supposedly. That’s like That’s like someone saying that they’re breaking the story reportedly. You broke it. What are you talking about? There’s no source it. You have to do it. We’re a couple hundred away. Hit that sub button. Once audience gets going again when we’re back live, we’ll check in on it. Some super chats to get to as well. Friend of the show, Matthew Peterson. Petey is back. Good old Petey. Who is exceeded and underwhelmed the most? Uh, miss you. I miss you too, Petey. Uh, the short answer here is the offense has exceeded and the defense is underwhelmed. Uh, the offense has done a pretty good job overall outside again outside of the my Sanders fumble. That was bad. defensively. Um, yeah, I haven’t seen a lot of great stuff like they have targeted Trayvon Diggs and Don Bland a combined two times for 11 yards. The offense, the Eagles offense is not picking on the corners as of now. Um, offense good, defense bad. It’s the simple way to kind of sum it up. Tommy DC says, “If I’m wrong and the Cowboys win, 50 bucks with your name on it, no raffle.” All right, Tommy, I’m down. Great name, by the way. Great name. Venom King, a $20 super chat coming in right now. Appreciate that, Venom King. Bunch of entries tonight. We will have to do, by the way, you’re have to do your plan, Chris. We’re gonna split them in half. We’re going to do two raffles tonight, and then the top two will go headtohead, which is going to be electric. We’ll get to Venom Kings. $20 super chat. I think that bum spit on Dak should be suspended as well as fined. What a disgusting. What a disgusting act by Jaylen Carter. Um, honestly, no. Objection’s fine. Like, fine. Sure. Suspended. He missed the entire game. I I I I think that is that is punishment enough. Um, it’s just like it’s just stupid. Like you just you don’t you don’t spit on people. Like my daughter knows that. Like come on. You don’t you don’t you don’t spit on players. So yeah, keep that delayed up there. Good, good, good call. It’s definitely not it’s kind of tweaking a little bit here with with the updates. So Venom King, appreciate that. We got 10 minutes left to enter in the big ballers only $50 weather delay. Venmo 5050 raffle. 10 minutes left to enter that. Uh, can you get my chapstick, Aiden? Uh, turn turns out talking since uh it’s on my desk. What time we go live at today? 7 PM Eastern. Talk for four hours straight. Right up my mouth a little bit. Venmo 5050 raffle. The big ballers only 50 bucks to enter that one at what going downy. It’s for the lightning delay raffle. We will run that at 1125 here. Appreciate that. Thank you very much at what going down for the Venmo 5050 ref. Let’s go. Let’s go to likes here. Let’s go to likes because we are at 3,376. Every 500 likes tonight. We are doing a shotty wheel spin. So, we areund and I’m going to round to can’t do math. 20 120 away. Every 500 likes is a shoddy wheel spin. We got another $50 Venmo. Jonathan Kelly, who has been the MVP so far tonight with the largest super chat, is in to the Venmo 5050 raffle. Marshall Perry. Spin that wheel. Let’s go. We’ll spin the wheel again. Two spins here for Marshall Perry. The takehome on the eight minutes away big ballers only Venmo raffle is going to be $200. $200 for that. 200. Let’s spin the wheel twice. It’s away. Be might be me. Might be me. It’s Billy. Spin it again and slide on up here. Billy. Jonathan’s Venmo just said BBO for big ballers only. All right. I’m not making Chris is exempt. Spin somebody else. If it lands on Chris again, I will do the shots. So, you’re being boozled. Chris is into the big ballers only. Venmo. You can do the hot sauce. I don’t want to do hot sauce. I don’t like it. Jalapeno flavored. See, you claim to like spice, but you don’t you don’t react well to spice. It hits and I cringe and then I You You remind me of me when I was doing my first shots and beers as a kid. Jerry is in to the Venmo 5050 big ballers only raffle. I love it. Chris Vidz is in. Jerry Julius is in. You guys are in. Takehome now is $300 on the Venmo big ballers only raffle. Oh yeah. Yeah. Come on up here. There we go. There we go. We’re 100 likes away from another spin. That’s you. You You like it, dude. You like spice. I I respect it. I respect it. How much we How much for we to do a poll of the hot shot saw? 100 200 a poll 200 Chris Chris will do a poll of the uh of it for 200. The Venmo 5050 raffle is only on Venmo because I can’t send it to you. I I I have to do it on Venmo because I can’t send it via super chat. We got several other super chats. I don’t know if we got to Jarrett aing or not. We did get to that one here. Five minutes left. Jared Odding his $10 super chat. We got some Marshall Perry’s 50 said spin the wheel all around. But honestly, what’s your best thought foresight on the blue healthy scratch? I I just think they thought they could get by with with Miles and Javvante Williams and they didn’t think they didn’t think they had to do it. Um I think that’s a mistake, but we’ll see how it plays out. Austin Carrey again, everything counts doubles. If we get 2,000 entries, we’re going to have four races. Yes. We have a long way to go though. What’s the record for super chats on live streams? We’ll have to check that. You’ll have to go that’s that’s a tough one to figure out because go to the whatever the most one is and then go to the analytics on that individual video and you can see it. If carding objectives would this game have been more of a short for the offense. Possible. Very possible. Uh that that was Jarrett Austin. Let’s go to Andrew Edwards’s $10 super chat. Final call. We could get the delayed back up there too by the way. It is still It is still delayed, but we are going to resume. It’s fine. Actually, we’re going to resume 444 first and 10 ball on the Eagles 16. Andrew Edwards, another entry into our three entries, six entries into our jersey raffle. At least we only had an hour. Had a night CFL game played by almost 4 hours due to smoke and pushed to 200 p.m. the next day. got cancelled at 11. Fans weren’t happy. I mean, [ __ ] I’d have been pissed. Couldn’t imagine. Kayn Thomas is in to the big ballers only. 5050 Venmo raffle. Four four minutes left. Take home is 225 on that. Kayn Thomas is in 225 on that raffle. Tommy DC says, “I hope we win. Remember when you I sent 50 Tommy? I will never I will never forget you. Chris B trade two first for Micah and you get Clark too. Lol.” Packers are going to say no. But it’s funny. It’s funny. Last call on the Venmo 5050 big ballers only raffle here. take home right now. Wait, did I do the math wrong? I think it’s done the math wrong. Hold on. Stand by. I might not be able to to do math right. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11. I can’t do math right. Take home is 275. My apologies. Takeome is 275. Two minutes left for the Venmo 5050 raffle. It is the final call on that. We are in a lightning delay set to resume at 11:30 Eastern time. That’s 10:30 Central time at what going downy at on Venmo. $50 to enter. Then we will do our regularly scheduled second half raffle. That’s just $20 to enter. But this one is going to be a $275 Venmo raffle. It was $50 to enter. Great call by Chris to throw it out there. The big ballers only Venmo special. Here we are in the lightning delay. I’m wearing the Dak sleeve since he was wearing a sleeve earlier. At what going downy? Is that the record? Uh, this is the record for super chats. I buy it. I don’t remember that game. I’ll be honest. I was I was gone by the first quarter. I was gone. I don’t remember it. I I believe you. I believe you that that was that was the record. Are you doing the super chats or the total rev number? You’re doing total rev. You liar. This is not right. Cody is in to the Venmo big ballers only raffle. Take home is now 300. We’re going to call it there. A nice even 300. Go ahead and get it set up, Billy. We’re going to run this raffle just those names. Cody is our last entry. A nice even 300 for the big ballers only. Marshall wants to spin the wheel again. We’ll do it here after the Venmo 5050 raffle coming up. Everyone spam MP in the comments section. Marshall Perry, another $50 super chat. Everyone spam MP. Uh, if we did miss your super chat, Jonathan, I’m terribly sorry. I will give you another entry as well. We did miss your super chat. Let me read off Jonathan’s real quick here. Made a bet with my girlfriend who’s an Eagles fan. Loser has to wear the other one’s jersey. Who do you think is winning the bet? I am gonna speak it into existence, Jonathan. Uh, the Cowboys will win. I I’m nervous, but I’m gonna speak it into existence. So, five minutes to go. After an hourish delay, we should have all the entries here. The winner gets $30 on this duck race. Run it when you’re ready, Billy. Here we go. $300 coming your way right now for the big ballers only Venmo raffle. Aiden lied about the biggest the most super chats ever. So, we’re going to we’re going to re-evaluate those numbers and check. Hawkeyes in first. Chris Vedz, Donald Trump duck got alien duck. Uh, Enigo Montoya duck. It’s actually not. It’s uh, it’s not even toy. It’s Yeah, what’s his name? No, Enigo Montoya is the guy who who killed his father, but Princess Bride is something else. But you’re right. It’s is Princess Bride Duck. [ __ ] it. 15 seconds left. Hawkeye’s in first. Frank Ford with Grandma Duck in third. Johnny Cardinz in first. Now regular duck for $300. The last entry, Cody Baker making a run. Cody wins. Cody wins. Sending it your way, Cody. $300. The big baller entry. Big baller. Venmo. Cody Baker coming up on top. Cheers to you, Cody. We are moments away from resuming the game. We do owe a wheel spin, two wheel spins as well. Oh, Dak baited him. I just saw the replay. Dak spit in the direction of the Eagles, but not not really close to them. And then Carter spit in his face. Dak the elite level baiter. We are set to resume here. 24-20 Eagles football. 444 to go in the third quarter. 60 likes away from another wheel spin. We also one for Marshall Perry. We can show his super chats and we can also show uh Jonathan Kramer. John Williams is a good sport. Good job by Dak Bait and Jaylen Carter. Good job. Dak spit. Dak spit at him to start, but it wasn’t. But it but there’s like seven yards between them, so it’s fine. He’s just clearing the spit beforehand. Carter spit on Dak. Dak thousand thousand IQ play by Dak Prescott. 10,000 IQ play. Elite level. Elite level. There was a second spinner. Well done. So, first and 10. psych reference right there for those of you who know who know we are resuming Herz to Barkley Barkley gets nowhere it’s a loss of one Marshall we do owe two wheel spins for you Jonathan, we did Mr. Mer. I give you an extra entry. My apologies. Uh, girlfriend has to wear the the loser versus him. It’s fun. I like it. Samuel Carer. Dak is a dog, man. Too funny. Hey, draw him off sides. It’s all you got to do. They catch they catch the the second guy. Second and 11 from the 15. 404 to go here. Herz blitz coming. avoids the sack, throws it away. Out of bounds, incomplete. They bought Trayvon Diggs on a blitz. Eberloose may have done some adjustments in the half. Good play. Diggs almost got Herz back. That was a good design blitz there. Diggs got to make that play. Fowler almost got home too. Good job for an elite hit. Third down. Type in those threes. Sullean is into our second half duck race as well. Herz under pressure avoids the sack and a tuck run. Makes a man miss but will not get the first down. The Cowboys defense for the first time all night dials up some blitzes and gets a sack and forces a punt. Eberloose has learned. He’s learned tonight. Shout out Dak for drawing off Carter for getting ejected on the spitting. What a great play. This is the first punt of the game with 315 to go in the third quarter. Turpin back deep. Fair caught at his own 26yd line. Fenoi, by the way, was on special teams duty there. Two wheel spins. Let’s ride them. We’re also 30 likes away from a third wheel spin. Bean booze on for me. Let’s do the That’s just that gross one. Gross one. Uh, we’re going to go quick here. Back to the game. First and 10. Same one I got last time. Pomegranate or bandage. Hand off to Williams. Williams is going to get a yard, maybe two. Back to the game. Game’s going on. Back to the game. Second wheel spin here real quick. Bean Boozled for Aiden. That’s old bandage. All right, second and six. Yeah, they smell bad, dude. Dak play action. Pressure coming. Steps up. Throws. Caught by Ferguson. Good throw by Dak under pressure to get five. Third and one. Didn’t catch who got home on the pressure. Might have been Nolan Smith. Third and one here. Type in those threes. It’s third down. We’re back with the action here. Country Mademan, our old friend of $5 super chat. Glad to see you’re hanging around, country. Third and one. Lamb was in the back field. Now motions out wide. Empty personnel. Prescott blitz coming. Slant caught by Lamb. First down to the 49. Type in those ones. Type in those ones. Austin Carrey in again with his super chats calling Dak a calling Dak a masturbator which is funny. I mean yes I am. I mean the two kids says no but Cowboys got to start big. They got to stop on defense. Now they’re marching on offense. Lamb five for a hundo tonight from the 49. Williams the single back. Two receivers right. Prescott a give to Williams up the middle. Gonna get two maybe three on that one. Smith on the tackle. A gain of three. 40 sec 45 seconds to go here in the third quarter. Potential final play here of the third quarter. Dak in the shotgun. He’s got tight bunch formation right with a tight end in line. Pickkins lone receiver left. Williams to his left. Prescott motions from Lamb. Play action. Blitz coming. Dak throws it back to Lamb. Lamb reversing field. Lamb is going to lose three. Absolutely nothing there on that one. That will end the third quarter. That play call did not go well at all for the Cowboys. The fourth quarter set to begin. Spam your fours. Spam your fours. We are going to begin the fourth quarter here. Most comments as we await the resumption of the fourth quarter will get a free raffle entry. Fourth quarter coming up. Cowboys 20, Eagles 24. That weigh-in is built. Type your fours in the comments section right now. Spam it for me. Spam it. Fourth quarter going to begin. It’s going to be third and 10 from near midfield. Type in those fours. Type in your fours. Most comments while we get set for the resumption of the game is a jersey raffle entry. I’ll let producer Aiden pick that one. Type in those fours right now for me, folks. most comments gets that free raffle entry. Two of them if we beat our chat rate high of 827. High bar. High bar. By the way, AJ Brown like one target. No, zero targets. It’s crazy. All right, keep the fours coming. Flood the comments section. Aiden, who is our first free raffle entry winner? Troy Daniels, Armad, helping us out as the bots went wild tonight. He’s got a bunch of entries here. If we beat that chat rate high, we’re close. We’re at 727, 100 behind. Keep the comments coming. Spam your fours. We’re also four likes away from a raffle or another shoddy wheel spin here tonight. Can we beat that chat rate high? We’ll see the next update. 24-20. Third and 10. Ball at the 49 yd line. Prescott in the shotgun. Massive play coming up. Turpin in motion. Prescott picking a shot over the middle. Dropped by Lamb and incomplete. Got to make that catch. That is such a bad drop by CD. You can’t drop that. A bad drop by CD Lamb. He has been so good tonight, but a brutal drop. They’re running a dig over the middle. It hits him right in the helmet. You can’t drop that there. and they will punt from midfield down by four. Two massive plays in the game. The fumble by Miles Sanders and the drop by Cidi Lamb. You just cannot drop that pass. You just can’t do it. That’s a good throw by Dak right over the middle. You can’t drop it. Two drops tonight by CD Lamb have been back breakers. We will do the second half regularly scheduled Venmo5050 raffle tonight at whatgoing Downey to get in on that. $20 to enter. At what going downy for the Venmo 5050 raffle 20 bucks to enter. We were 14 away on the chat rate from doing another entry. Hate to see it. We do owe a wheel spin. Next TV timeout. First and 10. Eagles ball at the 13 yd line here. A 50 piece coming in from Baxter. You are in with a bunch of entries. Herz looks for the slant, resets, throws it, caught by Squan for a gain of eight on the outside. Backaxa 2,100 is in. Last one we went to. I I they reset on me. Yeah, Mark was our most recent one. Let’s get to Mark real quick here. Thoughts on our players in general in the game today? Fourth quarter will divide it for me. 12 quarters. Two bad two bad quarters. Offense good, defense bad. But some but some critical mistakes on the offense. Backs the 2,100. Hand off to Seaquan. Doesn’t get it. Knand in on the tackle along with Solomon Thomas. Third down. Back says big baller. 444. was going to pick against TD. I can’t believe CD just dropped that. I agree. A a backbreaking mistake. Sanders fumble inside the 25 inside the 20 and the lamb drop on third downs have just been brutal. Just brutal. Third and one. It’s tush push time. Herz under center. Hard counting. goes for it and he’s may not have I don’t think he got it. Well, the far side ref says he does. Nearside ref says no. We should go to an automatic review here. Nearside ref said yes. Far side ref said no. Tough to tell. Overhead replay coming up here. Solomon Thomas went low. Herz, I don’t know if he got that. That’s worth the review. Flag comes out. That might have been a a challenge here. That is worth the review. 12 on the field for the Cowboys. Backbreaking mistake again. Cowboys led the NFL in that penalty last year. Brutal mistake. GKD records. How does CD miss that? Some will blame four. Again, the two mistakes by your offense. Third down drop by CD Lamb. Miles Sanders fumble. Kind of it. Offense has been good beyond that. Defense has one stop tonight. Can they get another one here? First and five. 28 yd line. Hand off to Squan. Squan getting past Deone Clark near the first down marker. They’re going to mark him a yard shy. I don’t know why Deone Clark is playing so much tonight. I honestly don’t. I I think Leaf is is better. Eagles facing a second and one here. Two wheel spins. Next TV timeout here. Second and one. Eagles are going to bleed so much clock. Play clock down to five. The snap. A give to Squan up the middle. Doesn’t get it. Solomon Thomas. Jack Sandborn. Donovan Ezrau and more in on the tackle. Another third and short. Probably tush push time. Type in those threes. Good job by the Cowboys defense there. Eagles six of eight on third downs tonight. A field goal and a punt. Tush push time. Brotherly shove. They went low last time. Did a good job on it. Hard count from Herz. Herz second effort gets it that time pretty clearly. First down Philly. The Cowboys are doing a good job here going low. That they’ve actually done a pretty good job. This they’ve you have to go low. Low man wins. Good job on that front. But the second effort there, Samborn’s got to get lower. Keep on subbing. We’re approaching our watch party record tonight. Herz in the shotgun. Smith in motion. Play clock down to three. The snap. Bubble to Smith. Cutting it up. Going to get about six on that one. Tackle made by Malik Hooker. Bubble screen there to Devont Smith. Makes it second and manageable. The Eagles are very clearly in clock bleeding time. Second and three here. Keep on subbing. Second and three. Herz in the shotgun. Inside a 10 to play. Herz pressure coming off balance. One hand catch by Saquon. Kenneth Murray gets shoved to the ground and Saquon gets the first down. Ezaraku almost got home and it’s another first down for Philadelphia. Great play by Ezaraku. Herz with a great th good throw. Great catch by Squan. Shoves Kenneth Murray to the ground. First and 10. Ball at the 44 1/2 yd line for Philly. Hand off to Squan. James Houston brings him down. loss of four. Houston making the play. Second and long coming up now. We’ll get to Chris B’s super chat here in a minute. Houston split a double team and blew it up for a loss. Big play by James H. Spam J. It’s one of the comments. Second and 14. Chris B. I hope it’s on. If it’s an 8minute TD drive, I am going to be in shambles. AJ Dylan in the game at running back. Herz will call a timeout. Let’s do the wheel spin. 3,500. We owe one or two. We owe two, right? For Blakea. Two wheel spins. I I don’t think we did backs the 2,00s. So, two wheel spins coming up here. Every 50, every 500 likes. Let’s spin the first wheel. Damn it. I I I need beers. All right. Iowa beer bong. The beer bong upgrade came through. Second wheel spin. Let’s get to it. Second one is might be me. I think I’m pretty sure I’m black. I think Chris is gray. Chris has another spicy bean boozled. Reasonable. Reasonable. Thank you. You owe a spicy bean boozled again. You’ve You’ve had kind of a a rough go tonight. What flavor? Cayenne. All right, Cayenne. Defense got to make a play here soon. Here we go. You just like the cayenne. You just like the cayenne. All right, keep on subbing. We are deep into the fourth quarter. 826 to go. It’s going to be second and 14 for Philly. Ball at their own 41 yd line. We got to get something up here. Yeah, I think just have something else that isn’t as timeconuming is is the main feedback there. Hit that sub button. were 200ish away from the record for subs in a watch party. I believe we are on the verge of beating our most views and that that we can’t control, but the Packers when we’re close. Hit that sub button. It is 2420. Eagles up over the Cowboys. Need a big time play here from your defense. They’ve gotten one stop all night long, one real stop tonight, but the fumble and a drop tonight have killed the Cowboys offense that has mostly been pretty good. A slower scoring second half. Lot of clock possession here by the Cal by the Eagles offense. Oh, that much. Yeah, we ain’t getting there. Never mind. We ain’t getting there. Second and 14. Herz in the shotgun. Five on the play clock. Four, three, two, the snap. A fourman pressure. Herz feeling it. Going to roll right. Looking. Going to throw it away. Out of bounds. Incomplete. A massive third down coming up. Type in those threes. Looks like Landon Dickerson in some back pain per NBC. Third and 14. You got to get a stop here. Spam those threes. Dickerson is out of the game for Philadelphia. He is out. John Toth in the game at left guard. The Kentucky product. Are you Aiden New? Kentucky. Herz on third and 14. Has some time throws. Caught at midfield. Short. Trayvon Diggs. A big time tackle. Decision time for Philly. Do they go for it at midfield? Attempt a 67yd field goal or punt. Fourth down. Type in those fours. Eagles will go for it. So much on the line with this play. 745 to go. It’s a fiveyd down in distance here on fourth down. Smith in motion. Herz play clock down to six. 5 4 3 2 motion again. And I think they just took a delay of game. Or do they call timeout? They take the delay of game. They’re going to punt. So, the Cowboys offense a chance to make this happen here. They will punt. Cowboys defense has done a much better job. That that delay seems to have slowed down everybody on this team. Three points in the second half so far. Turpin back deep for the return. Fourth and 10. Brendan man the punter with his heels on his own 31 yardd line. Turpin at about the 10 yardd line here for the Cowboys off to the left side. It’s a good punt by Turpin or by man out of bounds. We shall see where they mark it here. Official is marching marching marching to the 10 11 12. Show some damn effort. Ball to the 13 yd line. A very long way to go. A 41yd punt. No return. Want to do it one more quick bathroom break here. What will happen on this drive? Touchdown, field goal, turnover, or punt. Every super chat while I take one final bathroom break counts for double. 720 to go in the football game. Chris will come back on. One more potty break for me. All right. All right. What’s going to happen on this drive? We’ll give some shout outs here in the comments. I can get this stuff situated over here. Ah, that’s good enough. All right. What’s going to happen on this drive here for the Cowboys? I see a touchdown in there. Whoa. Whoa. There we go. There we go. Get some shout outs in the T. Just spam your TDs. F it. F it. We’re not punting. No turnovers here. No field goals. We’re going for the lead, baby. See James putting in the TD. Turd Ferguson with the TD. Chris McDonald. Justin Brent Workman. Let’s see. Uh Dav Snoody. Ninjauts in the chat. Let’s go. Let’s go. Theodore, who wants the TD, baby, let’s go. I never thought we’d beat to this point. Let’s just be completely honest here. I’m back. Any supers we got? We have 7 minutes and 20 seconds. I need this Cowboys team to show me that they are clutch. That’s what I need to see. I need it. I need this Cowboys team to be clutch. Tommy DC. Oh, Dak, make me owe this man $50. They’ve had their chances. The the fumble by Miles Sanders, the drop by CD Lamb. I need this Cowboys team to be clutch. I need it. This This is the opportunity. They’ve had chances over the years. Sometimes they’ve done it, but more often than not, they haven’t. This is the opportunity. Make something happen here. You got a long way to go to take this lead. You have to go 87 yards. 7 minutes 20 seconds left. Beer bong. If we beat the sub record for most subs in a watch party. Prescott looking left, throws, caught by Lamb. It’s a first down and a little bit more. Again of 12. Type in those ones. Been a strong showing despite the bad drop from CD Lamb. Can they deliver? First and 10 Cowboys. Ball at the 24 yd line inside of 7 minutes to go. Plenty of time to run the offense how they want to. Prescott is under center. Ferguson comes in motion. Turpin the third receiver. Give to Williams. They’re going to lose three. Both of your right side offensive linemen facing the wrong direction. Never a good sign. Second down and about 13. Jix Hunt. Let’s see what happened here on the right side of the offensive line. Steel and Booker just whiff. Can’t have it. Second and long here. Massive Matt. One drop TD and two drop first downs. Been a big difference there. Massive Matt, you’re entered into our raffle. Empty personnel. Quads left. Prescott bubble to Turpin. Turpin makes one man miss. Tolbert blocks nobody. Blocking is killing you on this drive. Two terrible blocks up front and it’s going to be third and about 10 now. Your right side offensive line blocked nobody. Tolbert blocked nobody and it’s third and 10. $5 super chat from Brock. Thank you very much. We’ll get to yours in a second here. 540 to play. Third down. Spam those threes. Dak barking out signals. Eight on the play clock. He’s thinking a blitz. Quads right again. Prescott the snap at two. Drops back. It’s a screen. There’s nobody there. Dak throws it to Williams. The offensive line block. Nobody again. Horrible blocking on that drive. God awful blocking on three straight plays. The entire offensive line is looking the wrong way. No chance for Dak to do anything. Three straight plays and the offensive blocking completely fails. No chance to do anything. Punt is away from anger. Fair caught at the 25 by Dodson. And that is where the Eagles will take back over. Just an unbelie You didn’t block on the first down play. You lost yardage. You Tolbert didn’t block on the third down check down bubble or second down bubble. Third down. Eagles bring four and the entire offensive line is facing the wrong way. Just critical mistakes on third down kill you. That feels like game, man. Feels like game. Hit that sub button if you haven’t already. We’ll check in on the record number tonight. We’re at 2,2469. And you guys can type nice there. I just the entire offensive line collapses on that. The entire blocking collapses on that drive. You had such a good You got the ball, you got the first down, and then you just do nothing. God awful blocking kill you on that drive. That was not a great drive for Tyler Booker. Frankly, this is where the the Eagles just bleed off four and a half minutes of game clock and ice the game. Tolbert didn’t block on second down, blocked nobody. Right side offensive line, I think that was Booker’s fault. Didn’t do a good job. He missed the stunt. Booker made a huge mistake on that last drive. We are hundred and change subs away from the most subs here during a Cowboys watch party. Hit that sub button. I appreciate every single person who has stayed live during the hourish delay. Appreciate all you being here. Keep on subbing. About to get to 2,000 subs on our watch party. You guys are awesome. Thank you very much. Keep on subbing here with the Samaj Griffins $5 super chat. As a reminder, we will do the regular Venmo 5050 raffle for the second half. 20 bucks to enter at what going downy takehome right now is 30 on that front. We are at midnight Eastern time. Cowboys down 24-20. Brock $5. Feel like we’ve played better than expected. Min couple mistakes all season. Field 10 wins. This team is decent. Better second half by your defense. I’ll give him credit there. Can they get another stop? Sage. Why a shotty call please? Like a b- word. Hand off to Squan. Squan gets nothing on that gain. Good stop there by the Cowboys defense. Look, it’s it’s it’s tough to call good plays when your offensive line collapses. Three critical mistakes last three drives. Miles Sanders fumble, CD Lamb drop, end of the drive. Terrible, terrible blocking. You just can’t do it. Justin is in to our Venmo 5050 raffle for the second half. Justin most is in. Take home is now 40. 100 subs away from the record. Thank you, Chris. Herz pumps under pressure. Rolling left. Tucking going to get about two and a half on that one. Sam Williams in pursuit. Another critical third down. You got to get a stop here. Type in those threes. Good. No call. Williams made contact inbounds. Little dangerous. Massive third down. Third and seven. Clock is stopped. 355 to go in the football game. Third and seven here. Play clock down to five, four, three, two, one. The snap. Herz under pressure. Rolling right throwing it short. Tackle is made by Ka Elum and Don Bland. The Cowboys will get another shot. About three minutes to go. Down by four. Big play there by the Cowboys defense. They have stepped up in the second half. It is the offense’s chance to do something. First half offense was great. Second half has made too many critical mistakes. Inverse of the defense. Punt team on. Brendan man turping back deep for the return. Bounds at the 20. Out of bounds right around there. So another 80ish yards to go. 302 left. Keep on subbing. Cowboys are down by four. Another chance to go pull off what nobody expected. Since the weather delay, we have had five straight punts. The weather delay clearly impacting everybody. Been a tale of two halves. We are doing the Venmo 5050 raffle at the second half at what going down to enter. We’re about 86 subs away from the record. I will do a beer bong if we get there. 2,296 is the number to get there. Can this Cowboys team deliver in the clutch? It’s the opening game of the NFL season. This is the moment for this Cowboys offense. Bdak for Shottenheimimer in his first game. There’s three minutes and change. They have to go 80 yards. They have clock though relatively in their favor. It’s four down territory. They have to go get seven here. Shamage Griffin is right. Score here. End the game. They marked the ball at the 18, which I feels a little bit generous for Philadelphia. So, 82 yards to go. Can they be clutch? We’re 80 subs away from the record. Hit that sub button. Beer bong if we get there. I’ll need another beer. Hit that sub button. We are live for every single Cowboys game. Don’t fall there, Chris. Be careful. Don’t fall there. Hit that sub button. We’ve been live since about 700 p.m. Eastern time. Been a fivehour live stream. Mike Sanchez just came through with a $50 super chat. He is into the Venmo 5050 raffle. Mike is in two entries and we’ll give him some additional entries as well for the raffle. Thank you, Mike, for the regular raffle. Appreciate that, Mike. 302 to go. Prescott will drop back to pass. Out route caught and almost dropped by Ferguson. He picks up six. Tight window throw. Good play there. Take home on that Venmo 5050 raffle by the way is up to $60 right now. It is up to 60. Mike, you are in. Thank you, my friend. 257 to go in the football game. Ball at the 23 yd line. Prescott almost dropped the snap under pressure. Throws high and almost picked. Dak got hit as he threw led to an errand throw. I don’t think that snap was timed up properly. Disaster averted. It goes to the hands of Quinan Mitchell. Dak just Dak Sidi slipped on the route. Ball goes high. All kinds of bad Cowboys avoid it. Third and five. I would argue it is four down territory. I don’t care. 252 to go. Prescott in the shotgun. Drops back. Throws it downfield. Pickkins makes the catch. First down Dallas. Big play by Pickkins. Typing those ones. Pickkins on a deep comeback route. Beats Adori Jackson. First down Dallas. Second catch of the game for Pickkins, I believe. 247. Officials had stopped it for some reason. Maybe sub. Play clock down to 12 now. Prescott in the shotgun. Ball at the 38. Prescott drops back looking. Throws a bomb downfield. Lamb drops it and nearly intercepted. CD make the damn catch. Come on, Sidi. That is a perfect throw by Prescott. Lamb has got to make that catch. Three massive drops for Lamb tonight. You have to make that catch. You have to make it. No reason to drop it there. Second and 10. Prescott feeling the pressure. Throws it downfield again. Incomplete. Trying to go to Scoon Maker downfield. Lot of contested coverage there. Third and 10. It’s a tight window throw, but L that can’t drop it. CD Lamb has been good statistically, but those three drops are unacceptable tonight. He’s got to be better. These drops by CD can’t happen. Third and 10, 233 to go. 16 subs away from the record. Prescott in the shotgun. Play clock at one. The snap. Prescott looking, pumping, throwing it to Williams. Makes the grab. He’s going to be stopped short. It’s going to be fourth and four. You have to go for it. Spam those fours. You have to go for it here. They might not get a playoff before the two-minute warning. You’re probably better off doing it though in case you don’t get it. Fourth and three and a half. 207 to go. Pistol set. Prescott will flip Williams to his left. Two, one. They don’t get it off. Two-minute warning. Ball game coming up. You have to go for it here. You have to. The drops have been killers. The drops and the fumbles. Three drops by CD Lamb that could have flipped this game on its head. Six subs away. Five subs away. Keep on subbing. The ball game is on the line right now. It’s fourth and three and a half. The fumble and the drops loom so large tonight. We’ve matched it. Beer bong. Hopefully a happy beer bong. Not a sad beer bong here in a little bit. Big time fourth down. We are at the two-minute warning. Pickkins Ferguson Lamb out there. Fourth and three at the two-minute warning. Williams the back. Turpin going to come in motion from left to right. Looks like zone for Philly. Prescott barking out. Signals. Drops back. They fake a blitz. Prescott downfield. Lamb drops it again. Got to make a play. CD. It was a diving effort. He could not come down with it. He’s got to make that play. There’s a little bit of a grab. Lamb lays out forward and cannot make the catch. And he knows it too. Hits him right in the hands. He has to make the play. He is the second third highest paid receiver football. He has to make the play. CD Lamb has to make that catch. He doesn’t do it. And the Eagles first and 10 at the Cowboys 44 and a half yardd line. Squan brought down for a loss of a half yard timeout Cowboys. Minute 50 left. Cidi Lamb with a bunch of drops. He’s in the medical tent. He acts like he’s fine. And they probably just he probably hit his head. The drops by CD Lamb loom so [ __ ] large in this game. I get that’s a diving catch. Hits him right in the hands. That that that is the best spot to catch it. Like you have to catch that. The drops and the fumble have killed this team. Second down and 11. Minute 51 to go. Lamb in the medical temp. Herz. They’re going to throw drag or throws to AJ Brown. His first catch of the game. Depends on the spot. It’s a gain of eight. Third down. Timeout, Cowboys. Minute 52 to go. Minute 42 to go. You just You can’t have the fumbles and the drops. The drops and the fumble have killed you. GKD Records is right. Four drops by CD Lamb. Come on. I I You just can’t do it. Third and three coming up. Type in those threes. Third and three. Okay, we’ll get to JMS97 super chat here in a second. Third and short. Watch for the quarterback draw. They’re not ready for it. Herz drops back. It’s a straight throw. It’s the draw now and he makes Jack Sandborn miss. Eagles will win 24-20. I just I don’t understand why you’re not spying Jaylen Herz on third down and empty personnel. I told you be a [ __ ] draw. Everyone saw it coming except for [ __ ] Cowboys defense apparently. 24- 20. Let’s do the second half raffle. $60 entry. Shout out Tristan K who says C best Quinton Johnson impression. SMH. You can’t drop the ball four times, man. You You just can’t do it. No, the 50/50 raffle. Let’s just do that. The 50/50 race. Correct. I want to do the 50-50 race here. This game’s over. A winnable game for the Cowboys once again slips through their grasps. 24- 20. You had a chance and you just didn’t deliver. Eagles 24, Cowboys 20. We’ll do the Venmo 5050 race. Then we’ll do our two uh signed to Ron Bland jersey raffle entries here. Winner takes home 60 on this one. Whenever you’re ready, Aiden, go ahead and run it here. I think CD Lamb is fine. Medical tent. He just four drops. You You can’t do that, man. You You just can’t. The fumble and the drops and the missed tackles by your defense, too. It stepped up late, but all right, takehome is 60. I’ve got a big gap in the uh raffle entries after that for the mini helmet or for the Don Bland jersey. Winners will then run afterwards. Hawkeyes in first. Take home here is 60. Mike Sanchez now making a ride with Top Hat Duck and Trump duck here. Mike Sanchez wins. 60 on the takehome for Mike. Got you covered, Mike. Cheers to you, my friend. Let’s do the first of the raffles. I’m going to change our pinned pole to grade the Cowboys. Good call there. Do I do ALB CDF? I don’t know about that one there, but we’ll try it. H what a frustrating performance there by the Cowboys. So, two raffle entries here for or raffle races I should say for the signed Don Bland jersey. Yes, William Cook is the last one for the first raffle right now. is well why not for the second raffle. So grade the Cowboys against the Eagles A, B, C, D, or F. Positives to be certain, but just not enough. two raffle entry, two races, then a third to determine the winner between the top two. Uh, I’ll shout out some super chats here. Andrew Edwards, this is a game we had no business being in against the defending champs, we almost won. We need to be honest about that. Sam Williams did both did great. Fergie did good, too. I don’t know if he did good actually. I did not love his play. Um, Dak, too. Dak, the numbers are going to say he was bad. I thought he played really well. Like watching the game, I thought he was awesome in this one. Uh, Jacob Terry, whoever said CD better than AJ, I need y’all to be quiet. Uh, AJ Brown had one catch for eight yards. So, you know, enjoy your win, but also, you know, go to bed, kid. Andre Zarvo, Gatlin, King R, appreciate your super chats. Uh, Johnny Henry in as well. Let’s do the first raffle. The winner of this one will go head-to-head. You can you can race it for the signed Don Bland jersey. Here we go. Stephen Langford in there as well. No more entries allowed. If they do come in, we’ll put them in for next week. Let me listen to Herz talk about the game. We will have the winner of this one and the winner of the second one race headtohead for the signed Don Bland jersey. Jotman. Look how small the names are because there’s so many entries. I’ve never seen it this small before. Matt Temple. Two Matt Temples. K Dog. Jeffrey Ward. You guys are in there. It’s just impossible to tell if you’re not in the very top. Matt and K Dog. Alien Duck and Chef Duck. Here comes TF Johnson 55. K Dog in first. William Cook. William is going to win with the Bumblebee duck. So, William Cook is our first finalist. Our first finalist. I’m going to add real quick here. YouTube J. Three entries and the Wise AC. Those are our final entries into the second raffle here. I’ll read off these super chats as as producer Aiden gets set up here. And Marvo, love the Cowboys, but it hurts. Yep. Uh, Gatling, ready for the Ducks. Get ready for the Dak sucks all his fault. They just didn’t watch the game. Like, Corporal Catfish is right. I thought Dak played really well. They just drops and fumbles and offensive line failures. Like, I thought Dak played the Dak was way better than whatever numbers actually say. That was very much a I test game. King R. I love CD and the boys, but CD has bricks for hands. You can’t drop it four times, man. Like I have no issues going back to Lamb repeatedly. Got to make those plays, man. Well, why not? Saquin, Dak, and Herz are the three best players this game in no particular order. Um, on the plus side, this team is good enough to for the playoffs. probably with that. Jaden Blue Ber Burner Fergus TDI dropped too. Big money need big plays. He dropped it before he got hit. I I agree. I agree. Uh Johnny Mjonx is Dak dropping dimes. Receivers who can’t catch Stephen Lford. Hate to say we can learn from loss come back better. We’ve lost enough. Why the [ __ ] can we be better and win games? I agree. YouTube Jay look good. Miles Sanders fumble hurt us. CD drop was painful. Shook with the play call. I thought Shotty did a fine job. It’s got to be be better. All right, final semi-final raffle. I don’t call it. Let’s race it. Uh any other super chats that come in here, uh I will count for our week two raffle. So do keep that in mind as these continue to flow in. I will count them for the week two raffle. We are underway here. So Brandon Marshall was our most recent one. You are in for whatever we decide to give away for the second week of the game. Brandon, you are in. I don’t think it’s the Alex is in. Go. Alex Vasquez is in. 20 seconds left. Let’s see who comes out on top. No, it’s fine. DCB fan 73 here. William Cook. Imagine if Barbara wins both. Could you imagine? Could you imagine if William wins Cook? Matt Cox. Artemis foul. D Knight. It’s Matt Cox. It’s going to be Matt Cox against William Cook for the Duron Bland jersey. Matt Cox. William Cook for the signed Don Bland jersey. Uh other super chats here I do want to shout out just verbally. We’ll get them to we’ll get you into the raffle for next week. Jack club’s 12 fourth and three throw a 15 yard pass. Bad play call. You got to make the catch. Like don’t drop it. I I don’t know. Alex Vasquez Dak played great. Play calling was weak. I was I don’t blame play calling for drops. You know defense struggled. I agree. Why no spy on Jayen Herz drops hurt momentum. I agree. Matthew Helms is in here. Uh Sanborn whiffed on too many run plays. I mean the entire linebacking core did it. Kenneth Murray did it. Sanborn did it. Clark did it. It wasn’t good enough. Hansen Langy. Let me get to that one here. Shout out to the staff for the adjustments. You know, at least seems like uh there’s a foundation to work with. Good first game, but gota Yeah, you had chances. You got to do better. Got to do better. Uh Fernando Navaro a $10 super chat. Three entries for next week. He oversh Yeah, I What does he love to see more pickings, too? Three for 30, four targets. You know, Lamb can’t drop you. He had six incompletions. Four of them were drops. Can’t have it. Uh Samaj Griffin CD had two opportunities to close the game. Didn’t do it. I mean the biggest one was that early down drop. Great perfect throw by Dak right in the bread basket. He drops it. Defense did get better. The first half was the defense’s fault. Second half was honestly CD CD can’t catch. Got to do better. Sambour and Murray weren’t good enough from uh Cubert. The wise AC says, “Love Dallas. They show tough. Booker impressed me. If running backs didn’t fumble, they would have won. Mistakes kill you.” etc. Family guy spend picks to get Ferguson or Trey Hendendrickson. The Bengals just paid him. He’s he’s not available. Cooper, I feel better about the team overall. I I think most of us do. That’s why the Bees are winning in a loss. I can’t remember the last time that that happened. Can’t recall it. Can’t recall it. All right. This is for the signed Don Bland jersey. It’s going to be Matt Cox against William Cook. Let’s ride. Here we go. Jonathan Kelly, by the way, is our MVP for both the largest individual super chat and the top fan MVP. So, Jonathan Kelly gets two of the two entries available for our month-long Cowboys jersey. So, good job, Jonathan. Let’s see who comes out on top for the signed Don Bland jersey here. Real G is in for next week as well. Matthew Skipper in for next week as well. for all the super chats with those last two after this. Matt Cox, William Cook, it’s neck andneck. Purple duff duck and oh boy, there goes Matt. There goes Matt Cox is way behind. Wait, here comes the race. Five, four, three, two. It’s William Cook. William, email me tom chatsports.com. He is our MV or week three winner for the jersey, the signed Duron Bland jersey. Appreciate that, William. We’ll get to Real G and Matthew Skippers. Perfect. Perfect. I’ll just shout them out then here since the link has expired. Uh Real G on the bright side. How about the air show from Dak? I don’t think they ever seen the deep ball that good from him. Well, the stats aren’t going to look good because they dropped three of them or two of them, whatever it was. Um, again, if you watch the game, you thought Dak Prescott played very well. The numbers do not say it. The eye test does. Matthew Skipper, frustrating the moment. The fact the game was more winnable makes me feel better about this team. You You better beat the [ __ ] out of the Giants next week. The expectation is now to win those games. I I feel better about it, but cut down on on the mistakes. Tommy DC as much as I want can’t afford it. No 50 for you. Hey, I appreciate it, Tommy. I think we all wish it had come true. Cowboys Chase Garvin, hold on here. A $10 super chat. Uh says, “Ci is a great player. He just has to come up in those moments.” Sam Williams flashed. Uh Sean Smith, this is the worst ref in the NFL. Um, Dak’s got to own the Giants that week again. Giants, Cowboys, I I I will crash out. I promise you. I will I promise you I will crash out like no other. I agree. Like Lamb is a great player. You have to make those plays. You had opportunities. You just can’t do it. You just can’t. We will sign off here. Postgame show coming up in a little bit. Hit that sub button so you don’t miss out. youtube.com/cowboystv. Short as well. Just a frustrating loss, but a promising if you can have one uh of that side for the Cowboys. 24 to 20 against the Eagles. [Music]

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