Nothing in baseball hits quite the same as a Stanton Dong. Such a weird and violent swing that absolutely demolishes balls.
I don’t know. One time I met Stanton at a popular SoHo nightclub, and he accidentally bumped into me and made me spill my drink. Not knowing who he was, I screamed, “Hey, watch where you’re going, fucker!” He turned around and saw I had beer all down my shirt, and at the same time I realized it was Stanton. He apologized profusely, and I accepted it, and he invited me to sit at his table and we chatted all night. Eventually, he invited me back to his place and I accepted, and we got there, and I watched him open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
Love me a good catcher droop
Someone call LaGuardia! That was crushed!
When Stanton and Judge are on, I almost feel sorry for baseballs
“We don’t get swept at home”
– Giancarlo Stanton
Sending missiles on 9/11 like he’s George W.
/s
The comparison between how his at bats look when he hits a HR vs a strikeout is insane. Watching the strikeouts you’d think the dude isn’t able to hit a volleyball. Then this happens.
I want to live in a log cabin with Giancarlo Stanton
Was he in the picture earlier
Gian..Bravo Gian.
449 on the Career. Next ones a semi big one.
Kneeeees. STILL SWINGING
Giancarlo’s home runs are so majestic.
Sometimes I cringe at his swings at low and away sliders but when a pitcher fucks up and leaves one in the zone it’s almost an automatic HR.
Buck Martinez smirks
Big G 💣wow!
He’s the only real Yankee we got 😢
Nothing better than Judge and Stanton whipping out dongs in the same inning
Hope this isn’t just a one off for these guys
Whether the Yankees win or lose I will always pay good money to watch Giancarlo hit.
Turns out baseball is fun when you score more runs than the other guy
At some point he’s just going to vaporize the ball and nobody will know what to do
Man this dude just absolutely demolishes balls
He leaves no doubt it’s outta here
STANTON. HANGS. DONG.
I feel like he plays better when he’s angry. This was clearly a don’t get swept at home dinger.
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Dude I love America
Dat HR man. What a crush!
Nothing in baseball hits quite the same as a Stanton Dong. Such a weird and violent swing that absolutely demolishes balls.
I don’t know. One time I met Stanton at a popular SoHo nightclub, and he accidentally bumped into me and made me spill my drink. Not knowing who he was, I screamed, “Hey, watch where you’re going, fucker!” He turned around and saw I had beer all down my shirt, and at the same time I realized it was Stanton. He apologized profusely, and I accepted it, and he invited me to sit at his table and we chatted all night. Eventually, he invited me back to his place and I accepted, and we got there, and I watched him open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
Love me a good catcher droop
Someone call LaGuardia! That was crushed!
When Stanton and Judge are on, I almost feel sorry for baseballs
“We don’t get swept at home”
– Giancarlo Stanton
Sending missiles on 9/11 like he’s George W.
/s
The comparison between how his at bats look when he hits a HR vs a strikeout is insane. Watching the strikeouts you’d think the dude isn’t able to hit a volleyball. Then this happens.
I want to live in a log cabin with Giancarlo Stanton
Was he in the picture earlier
Gian..Bravo Gian.
449 on the Career. Next ones a semi big one.
Kneeeees. STILL SWINGING
Giancarlo’s home runs are so majestic.
Sometimes I cringe at his swings at low and away sliders but when a pitcher fucks up and leaves one in the zone it’s almost an automatic HR.
Buck Martinez smirks
Big G 💣wow!
He’s the only real Yankee we got 😢
Nothing better than Judge and Stanton whipping out dongs in the same inning
Hope this isn’t just a one off for these guys
Whether the Yankees win or lose I will always pay good money to watch Giancarlo hit.
Turns out baseball is fun when you score more runs than the other guy
At some point he’s just going to vaporize the ball and nobody will know what to do
Man this dude just absolutely demolishes balls
He leaves no doubt it’s outta here
STANTON. HANGS. DONG.
I feel like he plays better when he’s angry. This was clearly a don’t get swept at home dinger.