Falcons vs Vikings LIVE STREAM: Sunday Night Football Bets, Props & Parlays | The Underachievers
Heat. Heat. Monday Night Football, everybody. I hope everyone’s had a fabulous betting day up until this point. Week two, we’re getting a lot more points. That I can tell you, gentlemen. Adam, Mikey, how are we feeling? I know it wasn’t the best day for your team. No, we won. The Dolphins won. Look, look. Dolphins won because a win is a loss. Yeah, a loss. A loss is a win. Same thing. Yep. That’s that’s the vibes. Okay. What about you? How was How did you do? That was a good day for me. Um, you know, the Bulldogs had me in a bit of emotional roller coaster yesterday. They come through. Eagles don’t make it as big of a emotional roller coaster today. So, big weekend for Kansas teams and a big play to come through for Kenza’s teams. What about you, Mike? Yeah, big weekend for Kansas teams. Big weekend for Adam. Getting a good Dolphins loss. Yeah, I’m just getting I’m getting spanked around by the books. That’s for sure. That’s for sure. You know what though? Unders 12 and three last week. Last week I only took two overs today. I’m pretty sure only three games, two games went under. One of them went under. So, shout out the Jets. Shout out the overunder. Shout out Sunday Night Football. This is where we make it all back. This is where we make it all back. This is where we make it all back tonight. Now, for those who haven’t been here before, we are live every prime time game 7:30 going into the first quarter. So, we’ll play some first quarter bets together as a squad and we will sweat them out. Last week, we had four anytime touchdown bets on the board. Hit three of them, including a plus 210, plus 240, plus 170. We don’t hit Bill plus 240. I mean, we were just wrong on that. That was just a they didn’t want to use the best running back for And that’s not all. It’s what we call organizational negligence. And we also go two of three on our player props as well. So we’ll start to use our whiteboard. We’ll start getting things out here. Before we get into it, let’s talk high level here. Falcons at Vikings. Falcons plus three and a half on the road over under 44 and a half. What I will say is the Falcons are 0 and5 against the spread in their last five games as underdogs. Um I don’t want to put that in the universe. However, the Vikings are also eight- one straight up, seven-2 against the spread in their last nine home games. And the Atlanta Falcons not only have failed to cover five as underdogs, they’ve also failed to cover their last five on the road. I I think that where you want to put that? I’m almost positive the stadium is called I was going to say Mnt. No, it’s not MMT. What’s the bank? US Bank Stadium. I knew it was a bank. There is a bank. I think it is US Bank. I believe US Bank Stadium is one of, if not the hardest places to play in the entire NFL, for sure. So, the fact that the line is only three and a half points for a team that is incredibly well coached, has an incredible defensive coordinator, that probably should still be the head coach of an NFL team, even though he probably shouldn’t because he also ruined that same quarterback that’s already ruined. And you have arguably the best wide receiver in the NFL tells me that I am taking the Minnesota Vikings minus three and a half. I was high on them in the offseason. I was high on them two weeks ago. I’m high on them a week ago, and I’m high on them tonight. I love the Minnesota Vikings. That’s fair. I want to also get opinions of people in the chat as well. Shout out to the chat for being here. Rammo, J Money, JK, we got Ed, we got Michael, we got San Francisco 49er, we got Riley, George back as always. Appreciate you guys. Shout out Riley. This is a mixing together, okay? As a team, we are collective. The chat, please bring your picks. Please bring your bets. We love to hear them as well. Can I also say something quickly? We are giving away. We were told that we are allowed to give away to every single person watching if we hit 200 likes on tonight’s stream 60% off the sports line model. All right, inside the lines the model. Inside the lines the model. # five of the 10 touchdown scores already. Seven of the 10 already hit. Before we went on, we were counting seven of the 10 touch top 10 touchdown scorers going into today from the sports line model inside the lines hit. Yeah. So, we are going to give out give out 60% off to every single person. Sports line subscription. Sports line subscription where you can get all the model stuff. Where you can get all the models if you hit that like button. We need 200 likes. That’s all we need. And just share the stream with one friend. Yeah. One friend. Share the stream. Share the stream. Get your friends in here. One friend because the chat will be involved. The chat will be brought on the board as well for sure. All right, speaking of the sports line model inside the lines team, I’m going to give you a little bit of numbers here. Projected score from the model is 29-19 Vikings victory. Feels right now. I’m trying to figure out where that comes from. Looking at the beat boot numbers, all those things. We have them out gaining them on the ground, outgainaining them in the air. But what I’m looking at is you look at December 8th last year, the Vikings win this game 42 to 21. Yep. You got Kirk at quarterback, you got Sam Darnold at quarterback. to my knowledge and what all I can assume is and looking at the second half of that game last week with JJ McCarthy, he’s as good as Sam Darnell was performing. If you look at maybe the back end of that game, like it’s I’m just saying that line I mean, hey, that was a 20point win. There’s not that much different to me outside of Penn and McCarthy. I understand those are quarterbacks, but I’m just saying like for this line to just assumingly move to three and a half from that game where it was seven. I think it was a full touchdown and they smoked them. I don’t know why I wouldn’t take the Vikings. Vikings, I understand why it’s a 10-point win in the model. Yeah, Mikey, you’re holding the Falcons helmet. Talk up the Falcons. Yeah. What’s going on? Um, listen, I’m not going to come on here and uh pretend I know ball. Pretend that um I’ve ever coached the sport. I’ve ever played the sport. I’m just a really bad gambler and I took the Falcons plus three and a half. So, if you’re on the Vikings, congratulations. If you’re not, strap in. We’re going to have quite a heartbreaker here, me and you. Um, no, I think just give me the plus three and a half. I like it. All right. So, the difference the difference I think is Michael Penn. Michael Penn. He’s definitely a differencemaker. Should we Michael? Should we throw something on the board? We’re going to start throwing stuff on the board. We got plenty of people coming in the chat. Shout out to Grant. Shout out to Jamie’s here. Mark’s here. Jeff’s here. Love to see everyone. We got same game parlay. We’re going to cook it up on the board. Chef, also this is last week’s board. Bang. One, two, three. Anytime touchdowners. We had a very profitable night. We had a very profitable night and we did not hit our parlay, but that’s okay. We rebuild. Chef on your right. Chef on the right. Here we go. Let’s show our parlay that we cooked. Also, I just want to say this really quickly while we’re on the topic of cheffing and while we write that down. Yeah. I don’t know who told restaurants and chefs that the environment in those kitchens needs to be that of a front line in a world war. But yeah, chef, the stakes don’t need to be that high. I don’t know. I think there’s something to be said about the pressure on your right that you holy man. Hold on. We’re yapping. Dial in. Dialing in. All right. My bad. First leg. First leg. Mikey, hit us. Uh, Bjon reception. I think it’s three plus. It’s Bjon. Bjan. Let’s call him by his name. Bjon. Bjon, which I’m going to still say Bjan because Diamond Day. Mikey, why do we like Bejon? Uh, he’s a he’s a catch passing machine. Yeah. And if they’re playing from behind during the simple, right? And this is not his line. This is a little bit of an alt situation. Minus 280. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, we’re getting juicy on the first one. Um, but then we’re going to go to Mr. Mooney. Yeah. Darnell Mooney is my my leg that I’m bringing in. Over 37 and a half receiving yards. Darnell Mooney. last time he played Minnesota had, I believe, 146 receiving yards. Look, if the Minnesota uh sorry, if the Atlanta Falcons are going to win this game, they’re going to need a wide receiver too to show up. Drake London’s going to be fed no matter what. He had 15 targets last week, but Darno Mooney is someone that feasts in the slot. I believe he is also a yak guy in this offense. He was never a yak guy in Chicago. I love Darno Mooney. I think 37 and a half is a little too low. My only fear is snap count, like what happens being on a pitch count coming off an injury. But with that being said, I’m going to take that chance. Yeah, he might break. He might break one. All right, I’m going to the other side. I’m going JJ McCarthy over one and a half passing touchdowns. This is coming from a girl who cashed on his under 31 and a half pass attempts it up last time out. But the situation here is they literally didn’t move his pass attempt line, which makes me think oddsmakers don’t think he’s not he’s just not going to pass, right? We saw him open it up, okay, in the second half. And I don’t think it needs to be all these long bombs, but he literally cashed on this earlier. And even when he was at Michigan, it’s not like there’s a lot of volume, but he would hit this number. Obviously, he’s efficient. I also think like they amount, too. Apparently, they bumped Darno Mooney. What’s he at now? 43. 43 and a half on the rock. He’s 37. Yeah, he’s not saying we got a bad line. We’re just saying they bumped him. I also love JJ M. Like I we were talking about this offstream like it feels so spot-on to expect JJ McCarthy to throw two touchdowns potentially run for one and throw for like 185 yards. Like it would not shock me how efficient he can be. Yeah. No, I agree. So I love it. That’s our plus 312. We’re It’s a little bit safer. Little bit safer, but I think we all feel really good about this going into tonight. We want to throw that one on the board. Joseph Acres does raise a phenomenal point. What’d he say? wasn’t taking catches in parlays, not the play last weekend. Well, that was because Fair enough. And that was on me. Hand up. Yeah, but that was Packers. That was the Packers offense where everybody eats. Welcome back. Welcome in. Right back to it. And you also dismantled the leg right before kick. Horrible juju. Yeah, not this time though. Yeah, about it. This one’s here. There are times where receptions don’t make sense. And that’s if you’re part of the Bills offense, you’re part of the Packers offense where you just don’t know who the number one guy is and everybody’s eating and everybody’s getting like two receptions. I don’t think that’s the case. Welcome back. Welcome. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome in concern. Any other comments we want to get through before? Yeah, JB4 JB84 said, “I think Michael Pennix uses his legs tonight over nine and a half rushing yards. Vikings blitz a ton and the makeshift O line may force Penn to run.” I like nine and a half. I think Michael Penn is underrated athlete. He scored a rushing touchdown last week. It would not shock me if he had to use his legs way more. So, yeah, I like that. We also are going to throw it on the board. Yeah, we’re going to throw JJ McCarthy also on the board. Not in our Should we go? I think it’s We’ve been deciding between rush attempts and rushing yards. I like the rushing yards. I I personally took the rush. Yeah, 16 and a half. JJ McCarthy over 16 and a half rushing yards. He hit this last week. He tried running twice in like the opening drive and just genuinely tripped over his own legs in his starting game in prime time, but I think he’s got that figured out now. The sports line model hasn’t projected 421 for what it’s worth. So, give me a JJ McCarthy. Yes, Michael. Uh Jay K just wants an explanation of what that means for JJ. Over one and a half passing touchdowns. He has to throw two touchdowns for that to cash. So, over one and a half is what that’s supposed to say. Passing touchdowns, Jay can. Yeah. So, if JJ throws Huh? Did I write it wrong? I think he just can’t He just can’t see the dot. Yeah, it’s just hard to see the dot. He can’t see the dot. It’s a high dot. It’s a high dot. The zero is awesome. Yeah, it’s um So, yeah, JJ McCarthy over 60 and a half rushing yards. I think what you saw last week in the game, especially early on, is when the going got tough, JJ wanted to go to his legs. Like that was the rookie in him coming out rather where when you see a rookie quarterback that doesn’t necessarily be as mobile as JJ can be, they’re going to take that sack. JJ is looking to run. So, I think that’s where our 16 and a half comes from is we want to take that chance. He tripped twice like Ken said. So, I like over 16 and a half. JJ McCarthy rushing yards big time. Big time. Um, one other prop I like that I did not put in the same game parlay with a lot of inside the lines model value. Jordan Mason rush attempts. Yes. Wow. Over 13 and a half. Now, I do like the over 13 and a half. We have him projected for 15. He had 15 last game. I believe it was. Um, that’s such a sharp play. Yeah. Yeah. I can’t even picture rush attempts. Like that is something I don’t if you’re betting on rush attempts like Ken is you you know something cuz my brain is not registering that. Well, this is like a play I didn’t want to touch until I saw at least the first week of the Vikings season and like clearly he is the RB1 because you’re seeing Aaron Jones rush attempt line go down juice to the under under nine and a half. Yes. Makes me like this better because his is going up. You know, I don’t even know if he needs to be RB1 so much as RB 1A. Yeah, 1A. Sorry, that’s a better way to put it. Yeah, I mean, go ahead. I think like I do think this can cash and this can cash too. That’s just coming from your your your RB1A. Yeah. To ask him of 13 14 rush attempts, I don’t think is a crazy thing. For sure. Also, there are 265 people in here. Just want to shout out every single one of them. Love you guys. Love you. And stay through the first quarter if you guys want to start coming up with first touchdown, first drive, anything you want to do. We can live sweat together. we are open ears when it comes to what we’re doing in this first quarter and we want to ride it as a team and anything fun and fresh and flirty you want to bring to the table like a maybe JJ plus JJ plus J parlay between Justin Jefferson JJ McCarthy and who’s our other Jay Jaylen Naylor Jayen Naylor Yep. I don’t hate that. I love it. Also, we are now at 67 likes, which means we are just about 130 likes away from giving every single person that does not have one 60% off a yearly Sportsline subscription. And that same model that we are giving out went seven of 10 on their top 10 anytime touchdown score uh players today. So, smash that like button, share with friends. It helps us out tremendously and we’re trying to help you guys out. So, and 207 Maniac is back. Oh, 207 maniac. What is good? Shout out. Should we throw some more on the board? Uh, Mike, you got another prop for us, eh? Hey, um, I do like Darn Mooney receiving yards with you. Okay, I do. Okay, I do. I could throw another I don’t know if that’s boardw worthy, but I do. Listen, here’s the thing about it. I am really just here to be the bridge for you guys tonight. I don’t want to be putting any of the things that are in my brain on that board other than go ahead. Just kidding. Throw it on the board. Bejon touchdown because if that doesn’t hit side of the road. All right. Well, yeah. No, it’s time to move into anytime. Anytime or first time? Let’s go anytime. Let’s hope anytime’s on the board. Let’s start thinking about your first touchdown. Let’s put up Let’s get Striker to get a poll going. Let’s give a few names for first touchdown that we do like. One of the ones we loved for an any time. Obviously, you put Bejon out there, but we we talked about this early in the week. Drake London. Great plus 175 anytime touchdown score. He should have scored last week. He dropped one and that’s where he hurt the shoulder. Then he fell on the shoulder. He’s healthy coming into tonight. He also had 15 targets and I don’t think he’s going to have 15 targets win with Darno Mooney out there. But if he can get nine targets, 10 targets, that’s the guy you’re looking for. I just I think Drake London being that juicy to be that alpha to be that wide receiver one is someone I want on the board. No. Yeah, he’s on the board. Two people have said it. I don’t hate a for a first touchdown submission. Kyle Pittz. Yeah. Wow. I literally forgot about him. Sometimes you forget he exists. And it’s not sometimes, it’s every time. Be an alltime first touchdown. All right. I think our first touchdown list should include if Kyle Pittz. Yes, we do like Naylor. We like Naylor. We also like Darnell. We like the wide receiver twos. Maybe JJ McCarth. Yeah, let’s Yeah, let’s do that. Strikers. So, if we can get in a poll for the chat JJ McCarth, Naylor, Mooney, and Kyle Pittz. Yeah. Yeah. Correct. And whoever the chat picks, we’re riding. You want to keep throwing some more any times that we like. I wanted to give uh Justin Jefferson out there because the math of that still isn’t math thing. You’re still getting a good price at what you’re getting basically around even money. He accounted for 29% of the teams receiving touchdowns last year with Addison on the field. Now Addison’s not on the field. So like, okay, one thing I want to shout out the goddamn alarm. One thing I want to shout out that they just showed uh notable defensive inactives. Andrew Van Ginkle is out. Blake Cashman’s out. But in the secondary of Harrison Smith and Jeff Akud out. So Darnell Mooney. Darnell Mooney for Drake. We just put on the board. Another Falcon. The alarm. What’s the alarm Mikey? Bob Betts just dropped a platter on my head. Do you want to read him off? Want to explain Bob? Get Get Bob down. Tell him to come down here. Quite possibly my favorite person in this office and he is just so dialed in on the trenches of wagering and he just threw Bean Robinson longest rush over 13 and a half. Whoa. JJ McCarthy under 30 and a half pass attempts. Bean 100 plus rush yards. Both quarterbacks to throw an interception. And then he gave Jordan Mason first touchdown. Yes. Hodge last touchdown. God, Bob, I just want to ride all of it. Like Bob, I don’t think you guys understand. Bob woke up today, text me. He goes, David Montgomery touchdown. when that hits. Roll to James Conor. Literally, the guy lives in the future when it comes to touchdowns. Lives in the future. I’ve never seen anything like it. Well, speaking of his his future play, can we put Jordan Mason to score on the board? Yeah, the rushing. We got We got some new friends in the chat as well. So, I just want to review what we have so far on the board. The same game plus 312 parlay. Bean three plus receptions. We bought that down a little bit because we like it. Mooney over 37 and a half receiving yards. might not be a lot of targets, but I feel like he can break one big time. Yep. Then we got JJ over one and a half passing touchdowns because he hit this before and I just like I don’t know why he wouldn’t be able to do this. Also, just quickly tighten it up. Just quickly on the Darno Money, I saw his longest reception was 18 and a half. Darn Mooney made so much of his attempts turn into longer balls last year. So like 18 and a half, I feel like he could break very easily and that could easily be a 24 yard reception or something. So I like those chances. Can we throw Jordan Mason? Yeah. Anytime on the board Mason on there rushing 1A. We know that the 1A to Aaron Jones is 1B. They’re going to get inside the goal line. We know that for a fact. Yeah, we do. We’ve seen the future. Babo has been from the future and has told us that. So, join Mason anytime. Plus 110. I feel good about this board. Great about it. I feel really good about this board. There’s something to be said about knowing your team, you know, and I know the Minnesota Vikings. Ain’t that right, Mikey Over? Yeah, it is your team. That is my team as well as the Green Bay Packers among them. and the Detroit the North among them. I’m a Stark. That’s what it is. Should we move to All right. Yeah, it’s time to move. First drives. Okay, first drive. Are we doing first drive or first drive? Also, quick little review of our other props on the board outside the same game parlay. McCarthy over 16 and a half rushing yards. He went over this before and I think he’s going to have more attempts because he legitimately tripped over his own feet twice in the first quarter last week. Then we got Jordan Mason over 13 and a half rush attempts because your RB1A should be able to get 14 rush attempts. Let’s not overthink this one here. Wow. Wow. Moving on. All right, kids. Everybody in the chat, dial in. Okay, this is where we all become necessary. I need you guys to vote on your first touchdown. Yeah. And we need to start cooking up some first quarter sweats that we can all be a part of. Yep. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. This is where we learned what size the island is that we will be buying. You know, that’s that’s what happens. You struck out this morning, but we we are back up at the plate. Kevin Souser does raise a fair point. We have not even sniffed Adam Felen after doing I’m not sniffing after I’m not after week one. I’m not sniffing [ __ ] I am not sniffing that. Okay. And it smells life lovely. He has that first touchdown. I will leave this building. Oh no. I’ll walk out. If Adam Dylan scores first, we will end the stream right away. Yeah. And that will not be because we don’t want to like hang out with anyone. That’ll be because we have lost our jobs. So that that’s just what it’s going to come out to. We also didn’t put on the board Jaylen Naylor long shot, but it’s okay. We don’t need to to We can I’ll put her in the corner up there while I’m up here. Long shot. I think we have one other person in this building that would like to be giving out a pick right now. And I’m not going to name names. Name names, but it might be coming. Uh oh. Uh oh. Here we go. Oh my god. All right. Who’s ready to get sweaty? Strike. a producer striker. Everyone is doing the opposite of this it seems like, but I’m taking JJ McCarthy to not throw an interception at plus 105. You’ve changed. I know. You changed your tune. I know. We all like we all like under pass attempts. So, I think it’s going to be a limited attack from him. We just have to have him throw it to his own team 20 times. Strike. That’s on growth, man. You came into our meeting right before and said, “I have been thinking about JJ McCarthy to throw an interception all day.” Plus money though. Couldn’t go that way. That’s It’s fair. That’s a plus chicken. Slammed. Somebody just slam. Somebody heard that in this chat and slammed it. Would be strike as well as Adam. Um, what are we doing for our first touchdown scores? What are we thinking? All right. It’s voted right now. It’s voted. It’s voted. Well, it’s it’s not done yet. All right. Yeah, we’re going to let it cook. We’re going to let it cook. This is four currently. Right now we have a few sprinkled anytime touchdowns. We got a long shot on Naylor here. Yep. McCarthy, we got we got like two props and strikers props. Then we have our same game parlay. I feel good about what we have going on right now. Anyone anyone else feel like they need something else? They have to get off their chest before we get into the first quarter chat as well. Would love to see. And if anyone has any questions, happy to answer it with the sports line model and the projections that we have to let you know what the people have. I’m going to lock in the same game one more time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, people are talking about Kyle Pittz. Like, do we have any thoughts on Kyle? Because like I’ve just let Can I can I just like pose a quick thought? And it’s it’s the place my brain goes whenever we talk a name that deserves to be talked about. Like I feel like Kyle Pittz is one of those guys where he had a stronger week one than he’s had in the past. But it kind of goes to my Darn Mooney thought, which is if Darn Mooney happens to be on a pitch count, I don’t think it goes to Kyle Pittz. I think it goes to Ray Ray Mloud. And Ray Ray Mloud’s receiving line is 25 and a half. I I I’ve bet on both Darnell Mooney and Ray Ray Mloud, but Ray Ray or Darnell Mooney is scoring tonight. I don’t know which one it is. I’m just saying it’s one of them. All right. I’ll have you on record that you’re in on Mloud. If I were to go Mloud, I’d probably go longest reception. Yes. Yeah. because it’s just going to be one of those random bombs in the third quarter that you’re like, forgot this guy was on the team for sure. All right, I do believe we do have a first touchdown. Let’s hear it. What do we got? Oh my god. Let’s do it, chat. Chat, let’s do it. Holy [ __ ] chat. I’m locking it in right now. Let’s do it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. We’re betting on Kyle P. This is going to be really funny if it hits. Where were you for the Kyle Pittz game? Right the [ __ ] here. That’s where we were. Where were you for the Kyle Pitts first touchdown game? Oh man, I we someone sweaty pits. What are the odds on it? Plus, 1400. Wow. Wow. I’m so in. And Adam Thelen, come to the front of the stage. You just scored the first touchdown. Congrats. Welcome back. I just know. Welcome in. Welcome back. All right, Chad. I’m in. Let’s do it. I like how disgusting that is. Yeah. No, that feels good. Kyle the fantasy sleeper going on year three pits. We’d like to shout out Darn Moon being the second most voted. So I love that. I absolutely love that. How many likes are we at striker by the way back there? We have a we have a 94 triple. If you haven’t liked yet, we would totally appreciate it. We are giving 60% off Sports Line subscriptions to everybody in this chat if we get to 200 likes. Would love to see that. I also would love for everyone to stay and hang out through the first quarter with us as we live SW. There’s 355 people sitting right here. Now, I don’t know how many people have hit that like button, but I’m assuming if we get half of that, we are very, very, very close. And just if you don’t know, 60% off, it’s $100 that goes right down to $40. So, more like Kyle hits. What an unreal chat from Ben. Oh my god. Our producer Ben, early edge producer Ben is in the chat. Everyone say hello to Ben. And everyone is in the chat. Let us know who your NFL team is, how your day went as a fan and has it better. Would love to know how everybody’s feeling and maybe you have a college football team that you feel more passionate about like the Georgia Bulldogs. Question for you, Kyle Pittz versus TJ Hawinson. Who has a better day today? Oh, you Sean Wilson posed that in fantasy, but I’m curious. Um, probably Kyle Pittz. Zack eight, correct? I’m gonna go TJ. We got him projected for 4.6 receptions and 49 yards. Who TJ Hawinson? Is that a question? TJ Haw I never thought I’d say this. So Jefferson Hawinson nailer. I never thought I’d say this. Model say about Kyle Pittz. Yeah, Kyle Pittz is projected for 2.8 receptions. So almost three yards. One of those will be the touchdown. Really bad. Out of the gate. Really bad. Um no, but I’m still I’m still in on him. Zack Herz ate and Zack Herz wasn’t supposed to. If you’re gonna if you’re going to shoot your shot on a first touchdown, if it’s anything less than 10 to one, like I don’t want it. Like, this is the [ __ ] that would hit. We’re not gonna see him the rest of the game. We should let everyone know that you’re not allowed to bet on anything that’s less than plus a thousand on a first touchdown score. I don’t want Jettis. I don’t want Bejon. I want something. If we’re going to do it, we’re going to do it right. Yeah. I want something that looks nice. Should we move into first quarter? Let’s move into first quarter. All right. So, we have our first touchdown. I’m going to put that on there. I’m going to get some first quarter wagers on the board for us as well. Potentially in a different color. Yep. I I um What do you think, Mike? I took Drake London and Bejon to catch passes on the first drive. How’s this been going for you, Mike? Really? Really poorly. But But I think this is where the tide turns. Is it? This is where the tide turns. This is where Drake London catches a pass. Bean catches a pass. Kyle Pitt scores the first touchdown. I really think this first Falcons drive is where the tide turns. And I also wager of the day is Adam Thelen to catch pass on their first drive. Okay. Wager of the day. All right. I’m You lost me. Yeah, I was going to say you sound like Adam giving out player prop. Wager of the day. Yeah. Let it be known that I threw out almost every player prop that I liked while we were watching the four o’clock games and Mikey just spit them all out. Like he heard it all and I I it was amazing. It was beautiful. I really do like if I had to pick one on each Drake London to catch pass on the Falcons first drive. I like that. Adam Thielen to catch pass on the Vikings first drive. Ken, we had one that we love plus 175. That’s not as long as I would have liked. That’s why I don’t hate it. That’s not as much as what I was. Now him and JJ have a week of practice. Okay. He’s had two weeks. Two weeks. I think he got traded right before. Depends. You and I had a prop that we loved. Remember what it was? I do. JJ McCarthy again. Five plus rushing yards in the first quarter because again he tripped not once but twice in the first quarter last week. Redemption era. Redemption arc. So it was plus 200. It’s now plus 180. Wow. We are so sharp. So, I love JJ McCarthy to record five plus rushing yards in the first plus 180. I wouldn’t even hate taking the shot at 10 plus. Nope. Okay. Not doing that one. Five plus. Five plus. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Okay. Moving on. Let’s also drop some in the chat. All right. Let’s make sure that all of us are on something in the first quarter. Has anyone given a first drive catch in the chat? Because normally they’re nails. Well, Jay Kane added a Bjan Tud to our same game parlay, so we’ll take that. He wanted to juice a little bit. Katie Taylor’s back. She said, “For plus 600, you can get either Pitts or T.J. Hawinson to score the first touchdown.” That’s on DraftKings. That’s nuts. Uh 207 is coming back saying they’re going to get Darno Mooney involved early because he missed time. And I love that. Nothing like a confidence booster from 207. Let’s find God. Let’s find the number. Get Mooney involved early cuz he missed. Let’s get Darno Mooney involved. I’m trying to find it. Chad, how do we feel about like a team total first quarter? Maybe like a team to score a touchdown in the first quarter. Why do I feel like JJ McCarthy is just literally about to come out on fire? On fire. That is a good gut feeling. I think we need to put it in. Darno Money catch a pass on the Falcons first drive plus 185. No confidence booster. We don’t like it. I just like we want the whole quarter. Is that what you’re saying? It seems like we’re we’re we want everybody to eat right now. Everyone should eat. Take You could take You could take my Drake London off and put Darn Money in there. You mean it? Yeah. That’s a team guy. Yeah, that’s a team guy. That’s a team guy. Company man. # company man. Company man. #2 and5 # five and2 if you look the opposite way #5 and2 if you fad it. That is true. # sorry Atlanta # thank you fans # I’m on the Falcons # 120 plus likes right now. So, we only need 80 more legs to give out. 80 more to get 60% offang the sports line inside the line model. Thank you for the Charger. You got it. Yep, we got a Charger here. All right, this is our first quarter plays. We got Atlanta first drive. Darnell Mooney to catch a pass. We got JJ McCarthy five plus rushing yards in the first quarter. Minnesota’s first drive. Adam Thielen to catch a pass. Yes, I have something I think my handwriting was really good. I have something very interesting to just shout that. I have something very interesting. Yeah. Now, we’re very high on Jordan Mason. We’ve obviously said that. And now, this is for the whole game. But we do know that Aaron Jones, because he’s been there, is the preferred back out of the gate. We do know that they liked Aaron Jones. Aaron Jones got the whole first drive against the Bears. Is this What are the I can’t touch Aaron Jones. Is this another Adam Bett loading? Can I pose? Is this enough? Aaron Jones to record 10 plus rushing yards in the first quarter. Literally, you can’t. Can he get another one? I’m just Sometimes you just want to folks, bring out the whole sports book cuz Adam’s in town. Bring out the whole sports book. Oh, bring it out. You’ll be sorry. Bring out the whole sports book. You’ll be sorry. Does anyone like that in the chat? There are 337 people watching. Does anyone like Aaron Jones to have 10 rushing yards in the first quarter? Bring out the whole I do. No. Bring out the whole earth. Striker says he’s going to start a poll. Bring out the whole ocean. All right. Yes. I’m feeling good. Yes, I’m feeling very good. I actually now dangerously getting confident in the Falcons. How? I don’t know. Just something in the air. I just got hit. What does it smell like? Once I once I flip that hat backwards like I was Ash Ketchum. Feeling really confident about Thank you, Striker. Really confident. I need to see. I’m gonna actually vote yes on this. Can you tell us about your wins of the day, Mikey? Wow. The two of them. I would, you know, I would actually love to. Thank you for giving me the floor to do this. Uh, shut up, Rice Young. That back door is open. Yeah. Shut up, Rice Young. That back door is open. Shut up, Rice Young. That back door is open. Cincinnati Jacksonville points. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Can we go through my overunders of the I would actually love to because you’re nails right now. I’m gonna read your name and you’re going to tell me if it was over under if that’s okay. Me either I can do that because I I’m trying to look at what I picked. I can do that. Chat, this is why you also follow the sports line socials because Instagram, Tik Tok, Twitter. Yeah, Joshua Patrick said, “Where’s the juice when you need them?” I’m saying where is the juice? Does anyone have his number? Can you call it? Do we have the Cleveland fan appearance? Oh, the juice just responded. Did you What did he say? I’d rather take Aaron Jones to grab a catch in the first quarter. He’s [ __ ] goated. Sorry for cussing. Aaron. Yeah. See that? If we’re going to bet on [ __ ] Aaron Jones, I want to join the party. [ __ ] Sorry for cussing. No. Now I’m Now it’s contagious. Over under. What do we got here? I go receptions. Run me. No. All right. You’re over. Um. Um. Um. All right. All right. I had I had the under in the Green Bay Packers game and that was a bad call. Okay. Okay. But after that, I went over on Cowboys, Giants, Sorg. I went over 77 points in that game, by the way. I went under on Jets, Bills. Went under. I went over on Lions, Bears, went way over. I went over on Bengals Jags. Went way over. I went under on Titans, Rams. Went over. Damn. I went over on Ravens. That game I think went over. Went over. Yeah. I went over on Saints Niners or No, I went under. I went under. I don’t know what that overunder was. 42 and a half. Went over. I went under on the Dolphins. That went over. I went under on the Steelers. That might have went over. What was the number? 39 and a half. Went way over. I went over on the Cards Panthers. What was the number? 44. Way over. I went over or sorry, I went under on the Colts game. Under on the Chiefs game. One and one there. I went under on this current game that we’re about to see. Okay. Okay. Good stuff. I’m above 500. Good stuff. I think we’re doing great. Should we play the fun game? Yes. Where I clicked the finish tab in my sports book and we start at the bottom, work our way up. Let’s do that. We could do that. Do it. Give us a little tease. You know what I had live? Broncos moneyline. Chiefs plus three and a half. Shout out the Indianapolis Colts. Shout out the Indianapolis Colts. Can we go full screen for that slap? Shout out the Indianapolis Colts. Shout out the Indianapolis Colts. Shout out. Michael, are you sure you don’t want to read us your tickets of the day? If would chat like me to do that, guys. Would like for once, chat. We got all of our plays in. Actually, striker before we read his just cuz we have some other people in the chat. Let’s do one more review of the board before so people can get their last minute tickets in here as well. For starters, we have a three-legg same game parlay. That is plus 312. I’m just gonna read it to you so you don’t have to see that. Bean three plus receptions. Just ask him to do what he normally does. Mooney over 37 and a half receiving yards. He’s back. JJ over one and a half passing touchdowns plus 312. First quarter, please. Falcons first drive. Darn to catch a pass. JJ McCarthy five plus rushing yards in the first quarter. And then Minnesota first drive, Adam Thielen to catch a pass. Our anytime touchdown scorers, Drake Glendon, Justin Jefferson, Jordan Mason, Bejan, Mikey’s life depends on this, not to be dramatic. Our long shot up there, Naylor anytime touchdown. Other props that I like, McCarthy over 16 and a half rushing yards and Jordan Mason over 16 13 and a half rush attempts. Striker air strike is on JJ McCarthy to record an interception. Not to not to record an interception. I wrote over. I’m going to change that to under. Okay. Sorry. Sorry, striker. He does so much for us. There’s something there’s something in the chat that that is is it’s you know when someone’s like really annoying and they’re in your face like a or it’s like a fly when a fly is in your ear. Mhm. This is what it feels like to have a fly because I can’t stop looking at watch Mo 10 who said JJ McCarthy for 200 pass yards. Buy it down a little bit. Thoughts? Yeah. I I I’m going to stick to my guns with the passing touchdowns. Let’s just get in on it. Should we make a JJ JJ J parlay? I think for all the Jays like throw $5. I would love to do anything other than read you through my tickets. So if we want to get back in the lab, can we put a vote together? Door is wide open. Vote. You either want Mikey to read his tickets from today. No. Or we build the JJ parlay. Hey, I want a JJ JJ J. I think I had the script. McCarthy passing touchdowns. Naylor receptions. Jettis touchdown. Aaron Jones got 60 votes. There was a 50 split. I’ve never seen that. Wow. All right. JJ JJ J parlay there. No help. Consists of Yeah. What are you doing over there, Ken? A JJ JJ J parlay. Okay. Which J scores? We have so many wagers. Well, this is like a $5 funny par. This is fun. This is just a little sprinkle. This is like kosher salt. You don’t need that much. You just need to taste the iodine. Justin Jefferson touchdown. Sure. Jis touchdown. Rushing yards. And Jaylen Naylor longest reception. Okay. Okay. Okay. Or is it Jordan Mason? Oh, there’s another Jay. I only left room for three. There’s a fourth J. Should we go four J’s chat? Do we go four J’s on this? Sir, there’s been a fourth J. Jordan, how did we forget about Jordan Mason? Jordan Mason, Jaylen Naylor, Justin Jefferson, JJ McCarthy. Technically, that’s five Js. That’s actually criminal amount of Jays on. That’s a lot of Jay’s. It’s almost. That is That is a lot. All right. Michael Dorfson is saying the 4J parlay. The 4J parlay. I like I like that. Wow. That plays. All right. Justin Jefferson to score. Is that Is that what we’re doing, Ken? Yep. Should we also do Jordan Mason score? Are we staying with one touchdown on the Jay? You tell me. I don’t know. I kind of like it. Chat, any thoughts? It makes me want Do you think we can get Jordan Mason and a Justin Jefferson? I think we could. Yeah. Well, their team total was 23 and a half. That’s That’s three touchdowns there. I love it. I love it. I’m trying to find it as we speak. If this game goes under, we are going. Our ass is out. If this game goes under, this stream might not be able to financially recover. Yeah, Steve LaNner is saying, “We are overloading on the plays.” Spells for disaster or spells smells like we are. The recap for this wow is going to be All right, let’s hit some stars. What are we doing? Because this is something I like. Did you just make the 4J parlay? I did it with everything you said. Oh, cool. Okay, I’m doing it right now. JJ McCarthy over 16 and a half rushing. JJ Jeff anytime touchdown. Jay Mason anytime touchdown. Jay Naylor, longest reception. Wow, that is just Somebody can get me odds on that. So, I’m doing it right now. Somebody said quality over quantity. So, Ken, go ahead and star some bets for that. I’m going to start for people in the chat. Like my genuine my genuine favorite plays. JJ’s rushing yards moved. By the way, I think the only two mandatory tales from the chat for every stream we do is the same game parlay and the first touchdown. Yeah, which I everything other than that optional. Uh just on the 4J parlay plus,200. Just saying. Just saying. What was it? Uh plus 1,200 on the Minnesota 4J parlay. All right, chat. This is what you need to know. First touchdown, Kyle Pitts. I’m in. JJ, I think everybody survived the same game parlay because it’s fun. I’m a big fan of JJ over one and a half. Yep. Passing TDs. We are big fans of Mooney over 37 and a half receiving yards. Uh Katie Taylor said, “This is what my notebook looks like for a full Sunday slate, not just a night game.” Yeah. Also, enjoy this board responsibly. Sprinkles. Sprinkle. Sprinkles. Sprinkles. What color sprinkles, by the way? What color sprinkles? Is it rainbow or is it chocolate? It’s jimmies. What is that? You got me on that. Nope. That’s definitely What is a Jimmy? Avon by the sea. That’s That’s Avalon. A B. It’s a Philly thing. It’s rainbow. If anyone’s Philly in the chat and understands what jimmies are, please back me up because now I’m feeling Jamie in the chat said this is whiteboard is turning into an Oenheimer cut scene. So yeah, I honestly like our stream our board from last time. Wait, look at our board from last week. All I know is Oenheimer made the bomb. All right, so maybe that’s a good thing. This is last week’s board. Yeah, well we like this. Looks a lot more reasonable. We like this game. I mean, when you flip this back around. I just Well, I wrote down our first quarterback. Holy golly almighty. Taste the rainbow. That’s all I’m saying. That is Taste the Rainbow. Something else. I mean, we never write these down. That’s why it looks This is what Sunday Night Football’s for, though. Exactly. This is what Sunday Night Football. Uh, strike. How many likes are we at back there? Just out of curiosity. 142. 141. We need another 59. Is that too much to ask for? 59 likes. 59 likes. And we are giving every single person that’s watching a 12 month subscription to Sportsline. 60% off. That’s $100 to $40. Just hit the like button. Share with your friends. That Sportsline model today went seven of 10 of the top 10 touchdown scores. 7 to 10. Seven to 10. Seven to 10. All right. Seven to 10. That’s 70%. That’s how I graduated college. Let’s get a look at some plays from the chat. Pennock over 224 and a half passing and McCarthy under 30 and a half attempts are his straight bets. I was on JJ under last week. I do like it still. I mean, I do feel like he’s getting a little more comfortable, but I don’t hate that. Can I just say Jay Kane is airing the ball out? He said, “I put a five spot parlay on all those anytime touchdowns.” He wrote, “Frick it.” Can also say Dot Shifty said the board will be the exact same tomorrow night. You’re bet your ass tomorrow night when we are live. You’re damn right. At I think it’s actually a little earlier, right? We got the double header tomorrow night, guys. #filltheboard. #615. The board will look. I mean, some may say this isn’t the best prime time game ever, but this board says otherwise, cuz god damn. I disagree. I think this is a fantastic Sunday night game. Carrie, go ahead and fire up the song. Take us home. They’re playing it right now. Do you want to give me a What point in the song do you think we’re at? # Carrie take me home. What point of the song, Mike? I can’t tell. Just All you need to get is waiting all day for Sunday night. For Yeah, right there. There it is. She just hit Sunday night. I would love if everyone in the chat told me your favorite bet that you cashed on today. Would love to give you some claps for it. Yeah. Yeah. What did everyone do today? How did everyone do today? Jeffrey Wilson is on Kyle Pitt’s anytime touchdown and 34 and a half yards. If you guys are strong people, you will bet on Kyle Pitt’s first touchdown with us because we will all come out of this experience different and united. Bum bum. That’s what’s happening right now. I think so. Literally JJ. Okay, I just want to say something. Take note. They interviewed JJ McCarthy in the pregame when they were stretching. He did not have the eye black on. He went back in into the tunnel. He put on the eye black. Do with that information as you wish. You know what we didn’t like? I will say as someone who is on the minus three and a half for the Vikings, Kevin O’Connell looked just a little too loosey goosey. He was having way too much fun. Yeah, I did not like the fun he was having fun he was having. I feel like he has to dial in. I would you rather him be wearing off-white shoes and pulling up his shorts or his pants or their capries? Well, no. I would not prefer that, Adam. Yep. Yeah. Joshua Fitzpatrick didn’t know we were related. He said, “Haven’t hit a bed all day. Ready to catch.” Come on, Big Josh. Big Josh, step up to the front. We’re taking Drake London to get a pass. We’re taking Darnell Mooney to get a catch. And we’re taking Adam Thielen to get a catch on their first drives. Josh, step into my office. Someone said Falcons without cuckoo kicking feels wrong. Yeah, that’s true. But it actually feels right because still consuming his nicotine sides now. Yeah. Botch. the field goal last week, which I genuinely think started the fall down the avalanche I’m on right now. Because if he makes that field goal, that game goes over and I start 1 and0 NFL betting on the year. I genuinely believe he started the avalanche that is taking me to here. Yeah. But Mike, you want to know the good thing about an avalanche? At some point, it hits the bottom. It cannot keep going and then that bottom shakes and you go, earthquake, there’s another bottom. No, I’ll deposit more. No, no, cuz the tech if I get one more email from the book, not a sponsor, that says, “Congratulations on your deposit, I’m going to crash out.” Why would you congratulate me for having to put money back in? It should say, “Congratulations on your withdrawal.” Say, “Congratulations on your withdrawal.” It should say, “Sorry you had the deposit.” Is there a slap in there? It’s just the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen. It’s just incredible. Wow. Got Dylan’s Dy’s locks who is a great Twitter follower as well. Shout out Dylan here who has a few plays. McCarthy 15 plus rushing yards and Bejan 15 plus receiving yards. So in wow a touchdown. Wow. Can we throw Riley Georgees on the board after or not on the board but on the screen after this? Look what he just cooked up. Hits first, Naylor last. Mooney over yards. JJ overrushing 30. Is I reading all those numbers? 340 to one. Wow. Wow. Now that’s a guy who knows ball. Now here’s a guy. Everyone do your best Chris impression. Mike’s got a good one. Now here’s a guy. No, I don’t have a good Now here’s a guy. He had someone do I thought you had a guy Eagles in that first Super Bowl against Tom Brady. He was begging for them to lose and he just couldn’t. He was so pissed. He was like, “Well, all he needs is Patrick Mols. That’s that’s that’s I’ve had issues with that. I want to commend us. It’s 8:18. We have all our bets done. I mean, we don’t even know what to do with ourselves. Jay Kane, let’s hit every single bet on the board tonight. Why not? So real. Why not us? Literally, why not us? Let’s take this casual week two game and turn it into something Mike. Show me the freaking tickets, brother. No, show me the T. At least show me the tickets from the four o’clock slate. Actually, I got this. Here you go. Guitar and programming lessons set. Are these people actually profitable? Lol. Sweating emoji. That’s a hell of a large slate. I kind of doubt it’s all plus EV. Let’s go to my tickets for today. Well, here you go. Guitar lesson. Don’t put all of us in that. Let’s go to last week’s stream. We have been profitable. Yeah. First of all, don’t even go to last week’s stream. Go to Thursday Night Football, which technically is last week’s stream, but go to Thursday Night Football. Well, we hit Romeo Dobs anytime, we hit Tucker Craft anytime, and we hit Debo anytime. That was three or four anytime. So, we had on three or four times. We do we do dabble with any times and we usually come out pretty Monday Night Football won in week one. Plus 900. Was it Monday Night Football or Sunday night? I think it was even Sunday Night Football. A week ago today, we had a plus 900 fourleg parlay. Bang. We’ve hit something in every single prime time game. Brought me all the way. Just say that. But when you spray the board, you’re bound to hit one. And we just want to put a lot of options up for the people in the chat. You know, we have the ones we feel passionate about as we’ve gone over. We like when we have something to ride together and we want to give the chat options and a lot of these are backed by the sports line model if it makes those at home feel better and not just three silly kids. Yeah. Well, on top of that. Yep. There are numbers to back situation going on here. Yep. Which is good. Which you you need that. Yes. Yep. You need that. Jeffrey said Kenz is always giving out winners. Now, here’s a guy who knows ball. Yeah. Which now you have to say that in Chris Collinssworth’s voice. Here’s a guy here. Oh, see, look. He didn’t have the eye black on. They’re showing J.J. McCarthy right now on the screen. He’s That’s about to be the father of a child. Yeah. No, he had the child. Yeah. First of all, congratulations. Wait, guys. We didn’t even think about that. Dad game. Yeah, dad game. He’s about to pop off. Kevin Okonnell in practice said that J.J. McCarthy’s best practice since he’s been in Minnesota came the day after that he had a child. This guy’s a father. And Guitar says, “All right, count me in. Let’s get to 150 likes.” Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s get 165. 165. We’re getting our chat. We’re getting 35 more likes to give out a 60% off Sports Line subscription to every single person that is watching. All you have to do if you haven’t is hit that like button. You’re getting 60% off. Share the stream with a friend. 12 months. Welcome back. Welcome back. of a model that went seven of 10 of the top 10 touchdown scores. Mhm. Seven of 10. Hashfill the board. hashtag guys. This floor is just really pretty. Yeah, this is how I best work. I think it looks great. I think there’s something as you said about the color. Oh, I like that you put Jaylen Hail anytime. Yep. Long shot. Plus, I believe it was plus 340. You know who else was plus 340? Romeo Dopps. Hit that one Thursday night. So, that was nice. That was a good hit. I do I do when those come home. I do really really really like when those come home. Yeah, I do really really like Also, was anyone here? I think there were a lot of people here from Thursday night’s game because Thursday night’s game was Yeah. some of the most chaotic stuff that’s ever happened on this show. Definitely the biggest roller coaster we’ve had thus far and it is week two. Ken, what happened on Thursday night for those that weren’t watching? So, for those who weren’t watching on Thursday night, we did have the Jaylen first touchdown. Now, that could have been Jaylen Reed and or Jaden. Jaylen Jaden. Holy crap. Yep. Got it. Short circuit. Um, so yeah, Reed goes down the field and he catches a first touchdown, but but flag. His bone goes into his bone, rib. Bad. Done. Flag. He’s out of the game. We lose the first touchdown. And then on top of that, we have Matthew Golden over 34 and a half receiving yards. He almost catches a bomb that gets just broken up. And it was actually pretty sick. Sick. Then he never saw a target again. Yep. So, that’s how we started the night. Not a single target. Not even a modest garbage time target. Jared Allen is blowing the horn. I’m just going to put that out there. Um, someone in the chat said, “No face paint for JJ. What does that mean? Is he under?” No, no, no, no, no. I know. I know. I know. He went in, he went in the locker room, he put it on, he is strapped with his face paint. No worries there. We were also concerned there. I was a little concerned. Hennox anytime is plus 750 to score. To score. Someone just said that in the chat. I can’t believe that would be true. I think that has to be not true. You know, one of my favorite bets I’ve done is, which Mikey’s going to hate now at this point, is right when the game starts, then you place the anytime touchdown score bet, you know. Yeah, it will move the line. It will move the odds. Yeah, right away. It will move. Michael Pennix is indeed plus 750. Wow. That is tied with the Minnesota defense and the Atlanta defense. All right, we need Drake London and Darnell Mooney to catch pass. Here we go. If we do get a sneaky bean catch, I won’t be disappointed. Right. It all goes to a greater cause of a parlay. All right, Chad, strap in. We’re in this together. Let’s do this thing. Yep. Yep. Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines at Sunday Night Football. Sunday night. That was horrible. Drake London, I like the turf tape just on the elbows. Is it just Is it a half turf tape? Is that what it is? Right here. Not up to the shoulder. Yep. Not where Darn is. Darn Mooney is bottom of the screen. Bjan, get going. Just break it off. Just break it off. Oh wow. But you needed a reception. Yeah. I don’t get if he scores. None of it matters. Okay. Yeah. None of it. Mikey’s life depends on Bejan anytime. Touchdown. Yeah, you did say that. Don’t be in my ear about the receptions when he’s about to snap one off. Just just double check. Double check. That’s all it is. Wow, he just looks fast. I will tell you right now, if the Falcons go on this first round, I will be chat. We’re getting truck feed directly from CBS. So, hit pause on us for about 5 seconds. So, then we’re going to be on the same delay time as you guys. Yeah. Do we have the score? Bean, another one. Bean, another one. Bean, another one. There’s no way he doesn’t score tonight. There’s legitimately no way. I literally cannot [ __ ] believe that just came out of your mouth. That might have been the jinx of all jinxes. I literally cannot believe I just heard you say that out loud with your vocal cords. I just That’s why I look genuinely I cannot believe that just happened in this room. It’s all right. Genuinely genuinely cannot believe that just you’re good, bud. I believe that. Come on. Here we go. Here we go. I also wouldn’t hate little air raid. Also, Darno Mooney. Okay, we’re just running the ball now. It’s too easy. I mean, he looks I mean, I would have stopped running the ball. He looks good. But we could use an Adam Thelen, eh? We really could use an Adam Thielen. Yeah. Yep. I will say these Vikings jerseys are absolutely fantastic. I just have to be mobile right now. They picked the right shade of purple. Yeah. Yeah, they picked the right shade of purple. Yeah, it looks unbelievable. Unbelievable. Come on. Maybe let’s get an empty set here. Maybe let’s get Dardo Mooney. Where’s Kyle Pittz? Yes, he I see him in the red sleeve. Bottom of the screen. Kyle Pittz is ready to block. Yep. And he’s blocking like a lineman. Okay. Well, you got to throw the ball now. Got to third and four. You have to. Third and four. We got the score bug on. All right. We got Kyle Pitts first touchdown. Let’s go. Oh my god. We’re so alive for Kyle. We’re very alive. Might I? No. Yeah, we’re in a great spot, guys. What else did? Didn’t you have another one for Darnell Mooney? I did tweet Darnell Mooney, but I’m not going to drive. I’m not going to root for Darno Mooney. First touchup. Okay, I’m not going to root for it. Here we go. We don’t need it. Here we go. Something bigger is Kyle Pittsburgh for a second. Yeah, we’re I’m rooting for something bigger. I mean, how funny. If they show him one more time, I’m going to bet him to score two touchdowns. If they show Adam Thielen one more time, I’m betting him to score two. Ladies and gentlemen, Kyle Pitts, red sleeves. Here we go. Yes. In mot as well. Okay, time out. It’s all right. It’s all right. Rethink it. Rethink it. How do we get Kyle Pitts the ball right now? That’s what we’re looking for. That’s what we’re looking for right now. Fantasy owners across America. J Money Bree saying, “Tonight we buy that island. Tonight we buy the Cuz I’m an island boy.” Come on. Tonight we steal the moon. Name that movie. Seeing a tiny Ken’s in the screen do that. That’s when you guys are all supposed to go. The New York Giants. All right, here we go. Cop hits for all the dogs. Wow, that was so good. Dy’s about to make a song for you. All right, here we go. Uh, someone asked if I’m 22 or 12. I’m actually 24. So, big girl now. Love Kyle right here. Just shed. Come on, Kyle. Shed. Block and shed. Block and shed. Chip. Chip in motion. Oh my god. Oh my god. He’s in motion. He’s in motion. Throw it to him in the box. And it’s a And it’s a false start. It’s a false start. I It’s just It’s just US Bank Stadium. It’s a hard place to play. There’s just a couple things. Just a couple. We’re good. We’re okay. Just a couple things. Settle in. Settle in. One of them is a false start. Kyle [ __ ] John Robinson is the false start. Yeah. Once again, you just stand there. Yep. Drake London. He does look good. He just knows how to put a fit together. I don’t know if I love the red sleeves. It’s It’s just Yeah. Yeah. We’re We’re slightly ahead of of everyone, so keep that in. Okay, here we go. Copit right here. Third and nine. It’s almost better right here. He’s in motion. This is the third time they’ve sent him in motion to that side. Copits any chip. Come on. Find him. He’s He’s looking at pits. He’s looking at pits. Cal. Oh, he needed to break that tackle. If he breaks that tackle, he scores first touchdown. If he breaks a tackle. Oh my god. But he got a first down. Ladies and gentlemen, he’s running in jeans. Have you ever seen someone catch ball and slow down? There was no acceleration there. Take the Abberrombie off and run. Fun fact, Mikey Overs purchased a lot of Abberrombi this week. I did. Yep. I really did. Oh, fourth one. We’re going for it. Fourth one. Here we go. What’s the play here, Mike? What’s the play here, Michael? Right there. Just give it a bean. Yep. Just give it just for a second, Mike. This is This is your moment. Just give it a be. Mikey’s Mikey needs it. Just give it to Bejon. Okay. Okay. Is that a false start again? What is that? Who is that on? Kyle Pittz is back. A delay of game on the offense. All right. Out the new kicker. Yep. Yeah. All right. Bring out the new kicker. Also, for those of you keeping track at home, Drake London, Darn Mooney, next time we get an actual play, I’ll tell you guys when the ball snaps so we can all be on the same same uh vibe in the chat. What does the chat say? The chat is saying Parker Roma. At least they’re throwing to him, which honestly it is looking better than I had already assumed. Is Parker Roma related to Tony? Do we know in any which way? Well, why do I get a gathering feeling he’s going to pooch this? And he pooched it. He made it sometimes. You just got to know when you’re wrong. Okay. Oh, he’s pumped. He already made that. He’s pumped. Well, I I’m also pumped if I’m a Falcons fan because Young Way is missing everything right now. Yeah. We’ll also say Kirk Cousins, welcome back to Minnesota again. Welcome. Welcome back. Welcome in. Yep. All right. Well, should we review after the uh the first draft? You know what? You can’t win can’t win off. I just want to remind people that um the two people, my two counterparts here said no to Aaron Jones to have 10 rushing yards in the first quarter, but I am in on the receptions. Okay. But was that just one reception? Did we I don’t remember. First quarter. First quarter receptions. Aaron Jones reception. Right. Right. Right. You’re right. You’re absolutely right. I have in this exact parlay Jay McCarthy to have five rushing yards in the first quarter and Aaron Jones to have 10 rushing yards. So, let’s just ground and pound, shall we? They can ground and pound five plus rushing yards. Am I right? I mean, they could ground pound me. I’ll be honest. Wow. And uh Wow. Have one buddy that just loves to be on my bumper. Just text me. Thanks for London. Catch you on the first drive. You’re welcome. And you’re welcome. Welcome back. Welcome in. Welcome back. Welcome in. How many likes are we at? Strike 171. Wow. We are 29 likes away from giving away 60% off to every single person that’s watching. That’s 12 months. The Sports Line model that went seven of 10 today of the top 10 touchdown scores. Do that again this week, guys. Seven of 10. Keep in mind, we had that available to use. I chose to go one and four on mine. Kevin saying Adam Thielen’s going to get a long touchdown on the first drive. If I and I am quoted in this exact live stream, if Adam Thielen is the first touchdown, I am out this building. Yep. We will turn off the stream. So, S uh by the way, credit to S been uh been following along for a long time. Love you, S. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome in. Let’s hear it though. McCarthy rush yards. Correct. If if JJ McCarthy, man, if that just runs out here right now and Mike’s transparency is legendary. Yeah, it’s true. That’s a word for it. He’s nothing but an honest man. You have a word for it. Mike looks good. It’s a word for it. AJ McCarthy with the backwards hat since birth. The kid’s just grown up with Steve. And he’s wearing a Brian Arlacer jersey, so just keep that in mind. Is that the first time we’ve seen Michael Penn without the do-rag on? Is this the first time we’ve seen these two play each other? Nope. JJ McCarthy dub. Uhhuh. Wow. What? What a narrative. Did he just do this? I didn’t even see it in the background. Did he do this? Did he do what a narrative? Yeah, I actually just watched it delayed on the YouTube screen. What a I was looking right at the screen. All right. Wow. I will say the Vikings logo. All right. Now, all right. Now, spectacular. Hey now. Hey. Oh, I was going Lizzie McGuire there. Yeah. Yeah. Lizzie McGuire. Love her. All right. Here we Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. That looked painful. I feel like sometimes I’m watching a player get hit and I also too get a headache there. Wow, JJ looks five. Okay. Yeah. And he’s quieting the crowd down. Quieting the crowd. Can’t hear Kevin. Cuz he can’t hear Kevin. That’s what he’s doing. I actually hate that. Yeah. Let’s Oh, just relax. Let everyone be fired up. Every be the worst. Found the softest thing I’ve ever seen. That might be the worst move I’ve ever seen. Quieting down the Minnesota faithful. This is why you take the Falcons. Here we go. Come on, JJ. I started doing fantasy for a reason, kid. You just had a child. Dad drive. Dad drive. Dad drive. And it’s Aaron Jones. Let’s get him going. And that’s incomplete. That’s not in. I think that’s incomplete. That’s not in, sir. But guess who caught it? Jaylen Naylor. Just saying. We have nothing. We We literally have his longest reception. So that’s that’s Who was that? Jaylen Naylor. 64. Here’s our long shot. We had Jaylen Naylor longest reception at over 15 and a half. So here we go. Come on JJ. Here we go. Hey now. It’s an Aaron Jones run ladies and gentlemen. Don’t dream it over. Aaron Jones rush. Okay. Just saying. Quick reminder. Adam gave us 10 plus first quarter. Still a chance. Want to remind you. Still a chance. Adam did give us 10 plus. And quick reminder, uh, Mikey over said, “Go ahead, Darn Mooney. First drive.” No, go ahead. That was actually you. I had Drake Glendon and you made me put Darn Lon on the board. I sacrificed Drake Glendon for your Darn Lon. No [ __ ] And guess what? Neither caught a pass. Neither. My boy. So you also That was your own bet, too. That’s actually hysterical. You just said that. Yep. Here we go. Here we go. Can we please get an Adam Fielding catch? There he is. Where? Where? Top the screen. That’s got to be him, right? Yellow gloves. Jaylen in motion. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. JJ, run JJ, run. What was it? What was the call? That might be a first down. First down. Give it to me. That might be a first down. He’s saying fourth down. Was Was that five yards? No way. They called that. That’s definitely five, right? Yeah. You reach right there. It’s got to be. That’s a first down, guys. What did someone tell me what the call was? Did Jason McCarthy just get a first down? Yeah, it was third and seven, but now fourth and one. So, he got five yards. He got more than five yards. Is that a tush push? He may have just gotten stopped on the tush. He just got stopped. He may have just gotten stopped. I just need to challenge it. I don’t even I’m still Did he get it? Let me looking. I’m looking. I’m looking. I’m looking. I’m looking. I’m looking. I’m looking. Well, it doesn’t matter cuz they I mean, he got more than five yards. It was third and seven and then it was fourth and one. So, that’d be six yards. So, he definitely got five rushing yards. I would like to feel a little more. Yeah. Yeah. Six rushing yards. Six rushing yards from JJ. That’s what I’m saying. That’s a dad drive. That’s a dad opening drive, kids. It should have been 10. I What? What was I thinking? They didn’t get it, though, right? I think he might have gotten stuffed on the tush. I mean, at least put some effort in, young man. At least put some effort in, young man. Look at JJ McCarthy. At least put a little bit effort in. Young Oh, he fumbled. He fumbled. He fumbled. He fumbled. And and credit to Aaron Jones for still trying to push his ass while he’s on the floor. This is why you don’t put the eye black on right before. You’re not Jaylen. I mean, you are you’re guys, this is why you don’t put the eye black on before. His fingers are probably a little greasy. JJ McCarthy rushing yards right now are at 22 and a half. I might just double down. Oh my Falcons. Kyle Pit’s first touchdown. Oh my god, we’re so alive. So alive. Still in play. And it’s back to Bjan. Bjan. Bjan. Bjan. Oh my god, he’s good. He is so good. Still hasn’t caught a pass. Well, here you go. At least he looks good right now. Ladies and gentlemen, I have a feeling that we might hit 200 likes right when Kyle Pitt’s first touchdown hits. I just want people to know, dude. If Kyle Pitt’s first touchdown hits, I’m taking everyone out to dinner in the chat. If if we are 22 away, did you just say that striker? 23. If we hit this and first touchdown hits, I mean I I’m going to run through a camera. Well, don’t do that cuz then we can’t do this again. Well, I’ll be fired. It doesn’t matter. Fling it. Oh, that’s a Did that bounce or did he catch it? Did that bounce or did he catch it? I don’t think that was a catch. Maybe run up to the line. Just run a play. That bounce. If this is a catch, this this knight’s going to go great. If this is a catch, if this didn’t bounce on the floor, this knight is all the way back. I I mean, could they have shown a worse angle? That’s Oh, and it bounced. That’s the ground. That’s the ground. That’s the ground. It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s okay. We’re all right. We’re all right. There’s just some points. We’re all right. That’s what we’re definitely great. It’s fine. Shout out to the 209 people watching right now. We really appreciate it. Shout out guys. We’re really, really, really hoping to deliver on Mr. Pitts. Pitts. Pits. We’re live. Naji Harris, by the way, is in the chat right now. I just want to say that. Mr. Ken Harris_2. You should get ready for tomorrow night’s game. Pitts first touchdown is live. Yep. Naji, welcome. Yep. Welcome, Naj. Love Marian Hampton. What up, Naj? My sister drafted him to her fantasy team one year and now every time she feels sick, she’s like, I feel a little nausey, Harris. Oh man, I feel nausey Harris. That’s good. That is nice. I do like that. That’s about one of four out of hell players. I don’t That isn’t a niche four. Ladies and gentlemen, we need Cal Pitts right now. Calpit’s first touchdown score. Come on. There we go. Come on. Come on. Come on. By the way, you know you want it. Been a long seven minutes. It’s been a really long I don’t know where the fact that there’s still eight minutes left. Feels like it’s been really long. Wow. Sometimes these fly and sometimes I’m like Nate not eight minutes left. Nate, not but still. Our bad Naj. Love you, Nate. No, still call him Naj. Our bad no. No, you got to call him Naj. Yeah, Mike, do a dance for some good luck. Come on, Mike. Do a little dance. Yep. Make a little love. Copit split out wide. Single high. Ladies and gentlemen, there might be a shot play coming. Single high safety. Where were you when you found out you were buying an island? Where were you when you found out Kyle Pittz could score the first touchdown of week two on prime time game? [ __ ] here, dude. He is one-on-one on the outside. You knew it. Kyle Well, we You know what? Keep the hand hot. Keep the hand hot. I want to run the same exact play. Hey, Michael, keep his hands warm. Keep his hands warm, Michael. Keep his hands warm. Look at him in the dumb red sleeve. It looks horrible. That’s what I’m saying. It looks awful. just looks horrendous. Slowing him down. At least wear some red cleats. Yeah. Yeah. Get me in the locker room. Yeah. Just at least put your shoulder down, young man. Who sits there and says, “You look good, pal.” Does that say Pitts senior? He might be a senior. Does he have a child? Why don’t you just go Pitts? He changed it to He might have had a child named Kyle Pittz Jr. Yeah, but not to be mistaken on the football field. What are the thoughts on that? If you’re a junior, sure. A senior putting it on the back of the crazy. I feel like it doesn’t happen. This might go right back to goes right back to him. Oh, bean catch. Guys, Pitts is a part of this drive and that’s a fact. Yep. We like it. We like it. Come on. Are we going to get a Michael Pitts first? Oh no. Wow. I said Michael Pitts. It’s dead. Sorry. My bad. It’s dead. I just killed it. Live on camera. I just killed it. My bad. What did he say? GTA. I just called him Michael Pitts. Oh my god. No, it’s actually Michael. No, it’s actually hand up. My bad. It’s over. Yeah, but you admitted it and you accepted that. So now we get to move on. We’re so bad. That is true. We’re back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Come on, please. Dude, they’re putting him in a spot where you just want to throw him the ball. Throw him the ball. Mike Kyle Pit’s first touchdown. He’s [ __ ] And he’s open. He was open. He couldn’t have open more open. He was open. Why did our first touchdown keep being like this? He could not have been more open if he tried. You stand up too fast sometimes and you ju you just you know what it is? Bejan also dropped it. It’s just Where’s the helmet? There’s just something. There’s some things where a line has to be drawn. Oh my god, my stomach. Kyle Pitts is split out wide again. Kyle Pitts first touchdown. Come on, throw it to him, Michael. Hurts. Throw it to him, Michael. It looks like there’s a little bracket. Do a little dance. He’s on a slant. It’s not him. Toss it to him. Get open. It was Darnell. He He targeted Darnell, dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Just stay out there. Just stay out there, man. Just stay out there. If you’re going to win in prime time, I want to see Michael. Stay out. Get this guy off my screen. Off my screen, please. Unpopular opinion. If you’re a kicker and you go for the practice kick right before you kick, I’m not a fan. Guys, we were He was open. Haley Juny couldn’t have been more open. Oh my god, Jamie. Shout out Michael Phoenix. Nice, dude. Almost slipped right there. You know what that was? Playing on the ice. Almost slipped. Here we go. Here we go. All right, we’re on I’m just a kid. skate on the ice sometimes and I almost make no mistake about it. He’s just a kid that wants to go skating. Oh, guys, I really thought we had it, chat. I really thought we had it right there. Not dead yet. Nobody Naj, don’t lose faith yet, Naj. Naj, we’re fine. We’re not It’s not over yet. You know what else is still alive, though? Adam Theo, you’re right. Aaron Jones to have 10 rushing yards. Just saying. What does he have? Zero. Oh, I actually might have minus one just to be clear. Might have 18 more likes, chat. 18 more. Come on. Come on. Smash the like button. I also did I just want an accountability hand up. Did tweet. Did place money first touchdown. That sucked. I’m moving on though. Moving on. Someone just text me, bro. Mooney, we’re But okay. Can I can I can I just can I can I advocate for the devil real quick while I’m back here with you? Shambles. Let’s just look how these first few drives have gone. We’re here. We’re in the ballpark. We’re here. We are in the arena. We are. You got JJ running. You got Aaron Jones running. You had Darnell Mooney. You had Bejon Robins. You had Kyle Pittz getting receptions. You’re in the ballpark and sometimes you just want to play. It’s not dead yet. It’s not dead yet. Hey, what else? It’s not dead yet. What is dead may never die. It’s not dead yet. What is dance? May never die. Make a little love. Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, did not. Ladies and gentlemen, wait, I have a funny video for you. Come on. Here we go. Yes. Actually, I think I It’s not dead yet. Dylan, I agree. Uh Haley also said she sprinkled Mooney first time. Shout out Haley, man. And he couldn’t bring that in. Yeah, it could have been a better throw. Also, shout out any new viewers we have. Welcome in. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome in. Welcome back. Welcome in. JJ, man. I I have I have a good feeling about this JJ drive right here. I don’t know. It’s just a feeling in the plums. That’s all it is. It just It just Mikey, I would love for you to call this first play if you can. I could do that. What is happening? I can do that for you. Justin Jefferson Diamonds dancing. # How much money is on your neck? Yeah, let’s play that game. How much money over under? Wait, let’s guess this. Who has more money? Like, does JJ have more money on his neck or did I lose more money on the books today? Yep, I knew that. That’s where we’re going. Which one, Chad? Uh, I’m going to go with uh letter B. Justin Jefferson’s neck. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, it’s a couple million. Is it really? No. No. I think I think Justin Jefferson generally has $100,000 on his neck. Couple might be more than more than that. You got watches that can be like Yeah, but you got to keep in mind they’re smaller diamonds. Yeah, but that shit’s D. He’s got like four I think it’s four tennis looking bracelets. Well, necklaces. Tennis necklaces. It’s got to be I’m gonna go 200 chat. 500. What is the estimation? Half a mill of the cost that is around Justin Jefferson’s neck. Half a mill. Looks like there are three to four chains. All of which are diamonds all around. These are the times where we should start playing. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Yeah. Yeah. And and is that going to the house? Nope. Okay. Nope. Here we go. Chat, any thoughts? Each game probably 50k. Really? I don’t know. I’m gonna go 200 total, guys. I ask chat GBT. Yeah. Yeah. I gota I need another look. 50K at Shane holding on the on the receiving team. 50 million. Haley June said a millie. 50k a chain. Also shout out a chain. Model number on touchdown of the day. And he scored. Look at that. Speaking of the model, speaking of achan, how many likes are we? Yeah. I was also going to give a quick shout out to the inside the lines blog where you can find all this stuff. cbsports.comitl. All the brains of the business over there. NFL props, college props, college picks. Oh yes, we have a little promo graphic. Yeah, that’s Stephen, Jake, myself, and Taff, all the computer model stuff living on that page with all the good stuff. Oh. Oh, Aaron Jones, Eight Rush. Ladies and gentlemen, what were you thinking? I’m sorry. I always shoot down your best ideas. What were you thinking? And he’s limping. That’s How many How much are the chains worth? My estimation is that each chain is about a $10,000 to $20,000 chain max. Cuz you got to keep in mind the diamonds are smaller. The diamonds are not as big. They look bigger when they’re all together. Just This can’t be real. Just give me an overunder. Justin Jefferson’s prominent diamond and it’s back to Aaron Jones and And he loses. He lo he gains one. Okay, guys. It says one of the necklaces is a million dollar. I knew that’s incorrect. Justin Jefferson’s prominent diamond chain is reportedly worth 1 million. The 14K gold chain crafted by jeweler Da Frost is adorned with 37 diamonds. Wow. And he’s got three of them on. So go ahead. Beep beep beep. That’s $3 million. I don’t think that’s Someone said just rocks $1 million chain on Monday Night Football. That’s crazy. Haley, shout out to you if you said a Millie. And Jordan Mason’s in the game. This one. Yeah, that’s crazy. That’s just not right. Come on, JJ. Oh, JJ. And and and you know what that is? Kill our yards. That kills the yards, does it? A sack kills yards. Always get confused between college. I think that’s college. I don’t know. I think that’s a kneel down counts as a rush attempt in the NFL. Made with 14 karat gold. 37 VVS diamonds. Crafted by luxury jeweler Leo Frost. Estimated at 1 million. Your estimation’s wrong, Google. All right. Where’s chat? What about chat GPT? Would you guys mind if I stepped in here and said Kyle Pitts first touchdowns back alive? You guys mind? Oh, I wouldn’t mind that one bit. Would you guys mind if I stepped in here? Said Kyle Pitt’s first touchdown back alive. Still here. Your boy Aaron Jones at nine yards. Nine yards and JJ at six. You just you just you just can’t lose nothing. You just All right. How about one time for Kyle Pitts? First touchdown. We are alive. It just What are you seeing, JJ? What are you seeing? Ghost. All right. What else can we talk about? I need a 13 and a half pass to JJ. Oh, maybe a longest reception. What is that? Probably positive here. Oh, I have a question for the chat for our people in here. If anyone’s familiar with Lincoln, Nebraska, I am headed to the Michigan Nebraska game this weekend. would love to know any food spots, any uh Lincoln bars, places I need to check out. Would love any suggestions because I don’t know squat about Nebraska. Yeah. And I’m really excited because I think it’s going to be a really fun college town. Really good energy at the school because that’s like all they have. Also, their volleyball team is so good. They literally sold out a football stadium last year. Like they’re like epic. And me and Danny are trying to go except the tickets are really expensive. So, if the Nebraska SID is also watching, hook up your girl. Yeah, hook the girl up. You’re just You’re just going to want to be at the railard. Yeah. All right. Well, I would just like to say because someone also just said in the chat, I just saw it. How about them Falcons? How about him? First good first quarter. Yeah. No. How about Kyle Pittz? How about him, dude? Wait, we should bet on him to at least have a catch in this drive. Yeah, we know that’s going to happen. Yeah, but we need it to happen and it’s going to happen. Yeah. All right, I’m going to double down. I’m going in. I’m going double double down. You know, having the truck feed on on our screen is is extremely distracting because the camera is trying to find an angle of the fans right now. And there’s also a young individual that is grittying on the bottom left of the screen. I do like that. I do like that. Keep the vibes high, Minnesota. Hit the gritty. It’s He’s been going on for 10 seconds right now. Right. He’s still going. And he And he’s still going. He’s still ready. I do like that though. I respect it. And is he taking a seat? He takes a seat. B. Um, third drive. We need 16 more likes, guys. Six. Wow. 16. You get 60% off. All you need is 17. All you need is 17. All you need is 17. There are 166 people watching now. If you haven’t hit the like button right now, hit that like button. A, it helps us out tremendously. And B, we’re giving away a 12month subscription to Sports Line. And that Sportsline model went seven of 10 of the top 10 touchdown scorers today. So, it goes from $100 to $40. All you have to do is hit the like button. It’s very simple. Very simple. And it means the world. So, let’s give that 60% away. Can you not hear Michael P? No. He’s saying give me the play. All right, ladies and gentlemen, Kyle Pittz back on Mikey. I cannot wait to see what the touchdown bets are going to be from week three. Oh man. Wow. Darn Mooney in motion. Find Mooney. Find deep ball. First time you’re seeing Tyler Algier tonight. So that’s cool. Flag on the floor. It’s got to be on the defense. It’s got to be on Atlanta. All right, we got Watch Mo 10 who also tail Kyle Pitt’s first touchdown. We are live together. Come on. Come on. Come on, Mo. Who are the top holding on Darnell? That’s what you got to do. Watch Mo because he’s an elite receiver. Is that Byron Murphy with the hold as well? That’s what it looks like. I’m telling you, I just am feeling something about Darnell tonight. It’s going to come. He might have two receptions, but it’s going to come. It’s going to come. for Kyle Pittz. Yeah. Py Murphy. Literally, whoever has been waiting all of Sunday night till Sunday night for Kyle. Uh Declan is asking if we have a Discord or something. I don’t think we have a Discord. Sports Line has a a Discord like the with all of our cappers and a bunch of other awesome NFL analysts, college people. Um Prop Stars is always in there. Larry Hartstein’s in there all the time. RJ White’s in there. Lot of people to answer your questions. Faux show. We’re just not trusted with that responsibility. Yeah. And shout out Dylan Daily Lock saying, “Sports Line Model is awesome. I use it for my place.” Way to be done. Dylan, way to be done. And if you like this stream 16 more times, you too can use it for your play. Mike, at at what point do we get Mike back to the chair? That’s what I want to know. Probably until there’s a touchdown. Yeah, that’ll do. That’ll do. Guys, I got my nails done today. So, what is that? An olive green. Fall green. Is that what it’s called? A cold transition from the summer colors to the fall. What color is that? Green. What is that called? Sage. Sage. That’s a nice sage. It’s good looking. Fall green is nice. Thank you. I love a good army green. I love a good Kyle Pitts first touchdown. A good army matte green is real nice. Good the things. Can we just get Alir out of the game? Yeah, we don’t need him. Wait. Yeah. Yeah. Dylan, thank you. Dylan knows ball. Get him out of the game, sir. Sir, uh J Money saying the Vikings crowd is becoming a factor. Penics can’t hear what they’re saying. Yeah, well we we we can’t hear anything on this. Let me radio in. You guys aren’t familiar with Jeff Steenberg. He’s a very loyal sports line early edge. He said he always likes to bring it back to the Yankees and his hatred for them. Yankees are losing. You love to see it. So shout out Jeff who is also sweating out MLB on a Sunday. Wait, Jeff. Hey Jeff, nothing better than a hate watch. Find Darnell. Find Kyle Pence. Keeping the hands warm. Did you get another reception? Keep the hands warm. Keep the hands warm. That’s all we need. Just keep his hands warm, Mike. Keep his hands warm. Keep his hands warm. Someone in Janice’s corner’s got to say that’s financially irresponsible to have a million feeding on this young man. Just keep throwing to him. Keep throwing fantasy. So much taller. Fantasy football pundits finally correct on Kyle Pittz in year four. All it took was fourth year breakout. Just like our good friend Kyler Murray seven years break. Here it goes. That back door is open. Shadow break. Thought it was going to be a false start and it is a false start of copy pits. Oh god. Kyle just when it was going happy. Honestly at this point you want them further back because we need to throw the ball. Yo mama said the value of the diamonds and what you paid is different. Yeah. No definitely. Panics can’t hear but McCarthy can’t see or play. Fair. Fernando with just an excellent one two there. Yes. On one hand, Panics can’t hear. On the other hand, JJ McCarthy cannot play. Well, it looks like my first quarter is not going to hit. That is a dad. Unless there’s a turnover right here. So, that’s very unfortunate. I mean, what if we It ends with nine rushing yards for Aaron Jones and or six for JJ McJ. Yeah, but I need I didn’t have it straight. ahead of parliament. Uh, would it be Jean? Darnell Mooney, Jake London, Eddie Bubble. Oh my god, we’re alive. We’re alive. We’re alive. Oh my god. Oh, but I really want Kyle Penn for his touchdown. Sorry, that was selfish. That was me. That was selfish. Sorry. That was supposed to be us. No, that was together. No, that was selfish. Hey, by the way, it could have been us together. Just saying. Put it out there. Punch out. It could have been us. I’m just saying. Threw that out there for everyone. Wow. Wow. Yeah. When you throw 500 things out, it could be all of us. Let me keep track of the 501st. You know, it’s like actually it’s just like actually it’s just Mike. Where’s the helmet? You got to sl over here. Can we go back to the This is the shot of the night right here. yards when Kyle Pittz is in play. Yeah, it’s chat. I apologize. It’s just I mean, it’s it’s really truly just I mean, we were so set up. So, quick question. That ball could not be more out. If this was a Yankee game and John Carlos Stanton was up, what’s more out? him going down swinging or Drake London with 60 yards of green in front of him? Which one is more out? Which one? I don’t know, Mike. Oh, no. Just shambles. Oh, it’s just I mean, it’s truly just What is What is the negative points in a fumble for a wide receiver in fantasy? I wouldn’t even think should be your J O. Does anyone know? Does anyone know? It should just be his job. If you fumble, fired. All right. I just want to say for selfish reasons, we’re alive. I don’t like that you’re saying that for Well, you know what? I threw it out for everyone. So, deal with it. Deal with it. Here we go. Three takeaways. That is impressive. There are some things that are impressive. That’s, you know, that’s up there. Yep. That’s a Brian Flores defense, man. should have Katie Taylor said it’s minus two minus two me. So he’s still at zero points basically cuz that was one reception for like Oh guys, why do these first quarters age me 85 years? Yeah, we can’t this first quarter. My this is the longest first quarter I’ve ever experienced in my entire life. We got we got and they’re just keeping us just we still don’t have enough slimmer of hope. They just have me just enough to have faith and I’m over it. Strike. You think we could go go through this anymore until the first touchdown score at least hits back there? Unless it goes till like middle of the second. Then I mean probably don’t do that. But we need a first touchdown score here. Oh, that’s Jordan Mason. That’s just as bad as it gets. That’s Drake London. JJ J. And here come the buck. And here come the Vikings. And here come the Vikings. Can we at least hit it anytime? If not, thou first. I mean, that’s what spraying the board looks like. Man, I’m getting wrecked tonight. First MLB, then NFL. Shout out your mom. Shout out your mom. Hashtag we’re getting wrecked. # we’re getting wrecked, mom. Mom, I want to get picked up. I can’t do I don’t know why you can’t like the stream. It’s not hard. Go like the stream. And And they just All you got to do is like the stream. And they just cannot run. 60% off. Seven to 10 touchdowns. Inside the line model, guys. CBS Sports is here. Let’s get 200 likes. Wow. Welcome in. CBS Sports. What is good? Welcome back. Welcome in. Main account. Welcome back. Welcome. Yeah, we’re pacing. Welcome back. Welcome in Main account. That’s a good one, Mike. Welcome back. Welcome. Is it Aaron Jones? Third and two. No. Is it Aaron Jones? It’s Jordan Mason. We needed one yard. Anytime touchdown, though. I But I We need everything. Ken, we have everything. We have literally everything in this game. Let’s at least keep the drive alive. And it was Jordan Mason. I’m just telling you, if that was Aaron Jones, the parlay hits just now. It’s Mike. What is that? If we roll back Mike, what is that? If we Let me just Let me take a trip over here. If we roll back the tape, when we said, “If this game goes under, our cheeks are in the wind.” You’re looking live at three sets of cheeks. So far in the wind, I’m getting frostbite. You’re looking at live frostbite. I mean, the only thing we didn’t need was this game to go on. And it is I mean, you’re looking at just first off, disaster class down here. Other than this, bang that check mark. Can we hit a goddamn check mark, Adam? Is he even wearing a uniform? Because you show him nine times pregame and I haven’t seen him since. Why’d you bring him back? Literally, why’d you bring him back? Oh god. Not a single red zone visit for the Minnesota Vikings. Strikers in the bathroom holding the ticket with an under interception. I mean, it’s just there’s a couple things on a list of things I don’t enjoy. All of them. You’re It’s all playing out live in front. It’s not funny, but it is. I’m crying. Oh my god. Oh man. Oh man. It’s just the cherry on top. To put the cherry on top of the cake. Ken said there’s no way Bejan does. To take the cherry and put it on top of the cake. Yeah. Take the cherry on top of the cake. Yep. Is it cake or ice cream? It’s cake. It’s cake. It’s It’s a cake. Got it. Got What type of cake? This is just doesn’t matter. It’s just truly a disaster cake. A good looking stadium, though. It’s a disaster of a cake. Yeah. Did you welcome back? Welcome. Oh, this isn’t good. This really isn’t good. You know what we’ll always have though? We’ll always have that week one parlay that the Juice hit that I still think about. I thought you were gonna say we’ll always have that week one Jets lost when Justin Fields had a bootleg. No, we I No, I will. I’m not that not everyone can have that. I will always have the week one Justin Fields bootleg high into the Jazz celebration. I will always have that. May I just interrupt? 33 spanking. May I May I just interrupt with some news from seven minutes ago? Yeah, seven minute ago. O Burrow is feared to have suffered a grade three turf toe injury. One that would require surgery and put him out at least three months. Just remove the toe. You need the toe. Three months. I mean, I’m not kidding. That is legitimately a team I bet on based off Joe Burrow getting injured and they miss the playoffs. And Jay McCarthy steps back, slings, and it’s Jordan Mason for a gain of two. All right. Might I say though the start of the second quarter is here first time. I mean it’s just when you you know as someone that’s had Tua and and we talk about his injury history then you look at Joe Burrow Joe Burrow’s missed more games than Tua. Just going to put that out there. But Joe’s nobody’s doubting that. No just putting that out there. I’m not doubting that. I’m just putting that out there. I mean, Joe Burrow just Haley June said dropping Joe immediately. Three months. Insane. Oh, are we even going to get to the likes that we need? Uh oh. And it’s JJ. Uh oh. JJ, throw the ball. Uh oh. Dana, too. Got it. Got it. And you ran over your own player. Even my computer. The Bengals will know more tomorrow about the severity of Joe Bur’s turftoe. Surgery would be the worst case now that everyone hopes won’t be necessary. Little doubt he’s out for multiple weeks at least. Yeah, that’s a really confusing last sentence. Yeah, that is what we call head. Little doubt he’s out for multiple weeks. Why don’t you just say he’s going to be out for two months? Wait. Little doubt he’s out for multiple. JJ McCarthy 13 passing yards, eight rushing yards. Not what you want to see. Especially from someone that happened to potentially hypothetically of course started him in fantasy. JJ make a play. Shanker holding his breath play. Wow. Jaylen Naylor back. It’s really not doing anything for us. That was 12, right? We not have We don’t have anything just a touchdown. We have We have longest reception. We do have the 4J parlay. Keep that in mind. JJ JJ. Uh-huh. 4J. All we need is 4J. Uh J Money Breeze said, “Last sentence is basically a haik coup.” I think it was. I actually do think it was. That is such a good point. What is the That was a really weird What? What is a haiku? 575. Is that what That’s what it is. 575. Got it. Good. Four for four though. 25 yards. Jay McCarthy. Haven’t seen Aaron Jones since. That’s great. Hey. Oh, we do need Jordan Mason. Jordan Mason. Going four for four, 25 yards is like getting an A in gym. It’s like what? Getting an A in gym. Gym class. This doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter. I was going to say it’s easy to do. Easy to do and doesn’t matter. Guys, I just can’t believe how many Kyle Pitts opportunities there were tonight. I mean, he they don’t make him more open than on that slant here. What is the longest a game has gone without a first touchdown score. There’s been a game where the Patriots didn’t It was a Patriots prime time game. No touchdown. Good. Thank you. Did hit. As I asked that, realized how stupid it was. Good. Actually, funny story about that game. I had the over. Jamie is saying, “We need a Kyle Pitts pick six.” So, it was it was a Brady game. It was a Brady game. Kyle Pittz pick six. Perfect. Yeah. Will Fry definitely looks like someone. Let him play free safety from Minnesota. Ball Hawk. I don’t know. He seems like an outside linebacker. Definitely seems like an outside linebacker. Good for you. Did we hit 200 likes? Because if we don’t even hit 200 likes, it’s it’s 193. Plenty ample of time. We’re typically out by now. 193. Seven more likes. Send it to a friend. Get seven more likes. Come on. Take the roof off. Seven likes. Take the roof off. and and and you just have to think Aaron Jones is hurt. That’s that’s just what you have to Jordan Mason rush attempts looking. Looks good. Sharp on that. I told you I said if if if you’re taking rushing attempts, you’re sharp. LFG. Come on. Come on. Three more likes. Sorry for yelling. Sorry. Three more likes. Three of them. Ladies and gentlemen, wake up. What if there was something that could feed you the most on this drive for the Vikings, what would it be? Um, Jordan Mason anytime touchdowns. We have J. We have Jettis as well. Anytime. If Bej miraculously, this is purple. Mike, what about you? What feeds you the most on this drive? If Bejan came in in a purple uniform and scored. Cool. That would be cool. Literal generations is what that would feed. Yeah. Richard vote saying someone create seven accounts fast and I would agree with that. We’ve got to be close. We’ve got to be close. One more. It’s like happy new year. I’m getting excited. Here’s the countdown. Ready? N 8 7 6 5 4 3 We’re at 201 ladies and gentlemen. 201 likes. We are giving away 60% off. Here is scan the QR code. Here is the promo code winners. Use the promo code winners. You get 60% off. Head to sportsline.com/join or scan that QR code on your screen, ladies and gentlemen. Winners in all caps. 60% off. How about them? How about them? How about them? $100 goes straight to $40 just like that. Bang. And friendly reminder, seven of the top 10 anytime touchdown score plays from today according to the sports line model hit. Seven of the 10. Seven of the 10. And that’s what happens. You watch the stream, you scan the QR code, and you almost throw an interception. Kyle Pittz is alive. Third and 18. So alive. This is just This is just Oh my god. Our big changes going on there. Can you please pick me up? Yep. I mean, we could not be in a worse spot. Mom, the game’s going under. Can you please pick me up? If you didn’t make if you didn’t get that QR code scanned. Um, winners in all caps. Winners. Go to sportsside.com/join and use the promo code winners and then let us know in the comments what we should give away on the next stream because that would be fun. All right, I’m checking I’m not on my phone, guys. I’m checking the scores. Okay, I’m checking some stats. Uh, has a reception. Come on, JJ. Striker holding his breath. JJ McCarthy. And he drops it. Adam the go ahead and load up retirement if you drop that ball. If you drop that ball, go ahead and fire up retirement. Did he not I thought he dropped it? I mean, it’s it is legitimate hands. He That ball is out. That ball is out. Is he Did it not move a smidge? Do we have a smidge of movement? # Did the ball move? Hashtag it did, but apparently did not. Gosh darn it. No, that’s a catch. Come on. He ripped it out afterwards. What’s the call on that? All right, Jordan Mason with five rush test. We are alive. We are so alive. It’s It’s Jaylen Naylor. We own I am done. Ladies and gentlemen, though, guess what’s in play right now? All right. If it’s not going to be Kyle Pittz, it better be Naylor Jefferson or Jordan Mason. Or Jordan Mason. We are giving you three options here. If Aaron Jones JJ comes in this ball game and snakes this touchdown. Dead. Dead. I might run through that. I literally might run through that. Is it Aaron Jones? If it’s Aaron Jones, I’m out. Mason and it’s Jordan Mason. Give me a touchdown. Give me any time on the board. It’s a pitch. It’s Bubbles. JJ, make a play. Make a play. It’s Adam. It’s Jordan. Oh my god. What is happening? What is What is happening, guys? Oh my god. It was JJ. Bad. It’s literally JJ right there. It was literally JJ right there. Okay, so what we need right now is a passing touchdown. A passing touchdown of Justin Jefferson, honestly, would be our best ideal situation. And and and it was a fake and he dropped it. It’s not. It was a fake and it slipped. Can we check the hand size? They say the most successful quarterbacks have a certain size hand. Can tell you JJ doesn’t have that. I do want to apologize. The only thing he doesn’t have here behind the scenes we’re moving a lot and I apologize. Yep. Yep. That’s on us. That’s definitely on us. If you’re going to throw up and it’s a Jordan Mason anytime and it’s a false start. It’s Mike. Say something. Do something. Honestly, best case scenario, back him up. Throw the ball. Pick down to the one. Kyle Pittz. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No JJ Picks, please. Now we’re back. Oh, that’s true. Fumble. Snap the ball. Fumble. Run it to the one. Push out of bounds. Michael Penn comes in. Goes Kyle Pittz. Here you go, young man. Young man, I think he’s still 24. He is a child. That is Mackenzie Brooks. That needs first touch first touchdown score right there. Yeah. Could you imagine? You know, honestly though, long shot though. I blame the chat. This is on you guys. You guys pit Kyle pitch. It’s not us. It’s on you. And now we’re going through this emotional turmoil. Spinzone. It’s on you, chat. # spinzone. JJ scores right here. Come on, JJ. And he’s And he’s sacked. And he’s sacked. This is just This is literally workplace harassment sitting in this chair right now going through this. I I it’s it’s it’s just one of those things where is it too much to ask for someone to score the goddamn ball. I need to get up. Something’s got to change. Everybody in this everyone in this We have been told we have been told by the air strike that if they do not score here, Kyle Pittz is still alive and we can stream it. If they do and and JJ McCarthy, go ahead and load up in early retirement, young man. Where are you going? Where are you going? Kyle Pitz is live. #reback hashback anymore. #reback. Chat, can I get some hashtags? We’re back in the chat. Ash we’re back. We’re back and we hit 2,000 likes right now. Ryan Striker. Kyle Pitts is taking us all out. Well, Venmo someone right now $1,000. # We are back. Kyle Pittz is alive. Hashtag we’re back. Hashtag. And can Will make the field goal? And he makes it. He can. My dad just said, “I feel a little nausey.” Harris. Either he’s watching the stream or he just really threw that one out. 2,000 likes for Venmo. Dad’s feeling a little nauseous. Welcome back. Welcome in. Hashtag Who do we have left in the chat? Give me some shout outs of some names that I can really thank for June Deju 207 Dylan’s Daily Locks. Yes, Dylan. Yes, Johnson. Hopefully it’s not Deontay Johnson cuz that’s an issue. Richard Vote J Money Breeze. Thank you guys. Kevin Salzer, we’re gonna get through this together. We are going to get through this together. Guitars and programming lessons. By the way, we should take guitar and programming lessons. We definitely should. I said we should get a music in here. Boise Hingis 207 maniac blaming the dog hat. Whoa. 207. The dogs did nothing wrong in this situation. They deserve to be out of this conversation. If you’re nauseous from all the movement, # sponsor takeodium. Just kidding. Hashtag not a sponsor. # It could be #odium. Hashtagback #reback. We’re alive. Who called? A Jamie’s feeling a little nausey. Harris. So real, Jamie. So real. I’ve been feeling a little nausey, Harris. How did we go from the pound key to hashtag? That’s what I want to know. You know, social media, I think. Is that what it was? I think so. Like what if we were just like pound, we’re back. It’s just my little prayer for you. Forever and ever. I love you. That’s all we got. That’s all we got. Just got to get that one out of the system. We haven’t done it before. Sometimes you just got to get it out. It’s all it is. Welcome back. Welcome back. Right there. Oh, Joshua Patrick, don’t even say criminal words. Why don’t you show him the shoulder real quick? Josh shoulder. Hey. Hey, Josh. Why don’t you go ahead and keep that comment at home? What are the odds of no touchdown in the air like that, Josh? Shame on you. If Kyle Pence hits the first putty, I’m going to be like, whoa. What were the odds on no touchdown first half? I’m just asking. 537 and a half. That’s a crazy high tote. That’s a high tote, sir. I I I I’m at the point where I don’t actually know what hour it is besides Kyle Pitch, what I want to happen the like the soonest. is literally the final hour. If Kyle Pitz hits this, is it the final hour or the final countdown? Asking for a friend. It’s a final and and Riley Riley, fun fact, guitar lesson, guitar and programming lessons will be teaching Mikey on tomorrow night’s stream. We will be renting a guitar. Kyle Pitts hits. Mikey has to play the guitar. Yep. We will rent a guitar. I think we should. And guitar and programming lessons will be giving the guitar and pro programming lessons. All right, guys. Yep. Here we go. Something tells me. And it’s a fumble. Okay. And it’s a fumble. Oh. Oh, it’s a speedy one. Okay. 147 people still watching here. Love this. Midway through the second quarter. Thank you. Thank you for taking time out of your lovely night. We’re back. I’ve I’ve always wanted to pose this question. Of the prime time games, just not knowing who’s playing, but of Sunday night, Monday night, and Thursday night, if you could only have one, what would it be? If you could only have one, what would it be? Monday. Interesting. Mikey, uh, Thursday. Probably go Sunday because I’m normally in such a spot where I need it, you know. Yeah. You know what does Chad say? Chat, if you could only pick one prime time, what would it be? Sunday night, Monday night, Thursday night. No cops in this right now, but it is bean. Can we get a reception? Can we get a reception? J.R. Hunt is saying Thursday easy. Why are we showing Kurt Cousins th you start to romanticize the weekend come Thursday and this is fun. Savannah Woods is is I haven’t seen her comment so if you’ve been here thank you so much but she’s saying honestly why doesn’t Adam Jones Aaron Jones play more? I believe Aaron Jones is hurt um is what I’m gathering. Well per Twitter. Oh uh Richard Vod is saying what’s up with the blue squishy thing. So this is our add toy. Yep. That Adam’s wife bought for her fourth graders. Yep. That we have now taken full advantage of. Yeah. So, taking it a step further is if you were here two streams ago, I was clicking a PL a pen quite often and I got yelled at. Wow, that is quite the shot. That is right up in there. It just Yeah, you know. Yeah. I say our our back production staff back there. Can I get some W’s in the chat, guys? They’re staying late. They’re putting in the hours. They are killing it with the with the with the screens. putting in a product that you can watch cuz we’re moving too much. I know we’re making their life hell. Sorry for cussing. No cops, guys. What the [ __ ] is happening? Maybe this is how we need it to go this time around. Fullback dive. Tyler Algier. Okay, this # we’reback # we’re alive. Copit # might be dead before we’re alive because there’s no cockpits and I don’t see him. Um, just back to the question at hand. Naji is saying Thursday always has college games, too. Haley June said W in the chat for the staff in the back. Let’s go Haley. Thank you for the W’s. Shout out our producers. Thank you to everyone throwing a Ward is saying Monday because it starts with the week and sets the table. Katie Taylor saying Thursday is not the answer. What a great compliment. And they’re more effect efficient than Collinssworth. And that Kyle Pit’s back in the game bottom of the screen. Kyle Pitts. Come on, Kyle. And he’s and and and he might be down there somewhere. And and that’s a sack. This is This is just not the game I’m looking for. This is good. This is good. Back him up. Throw it deep. And he’s And he’s wiping the visor. Is he okay? This is just Got a favorite player for tomorrow? Why don’t we get through tonight? Katie, get through tonight. Then we’ll be here tomorrow. Same time, same place. Welcome back. Welcome in. Uh Bucky Irving. Ashton Genty anytime. No, Ashton Genty anytime will be on this board tonight. tomorrow, including Bucky Irving. It has to be because I got to if I got to Monday night in my parlay, that’s all you could ask for. See you at the table. Yeah, Bucky and Ashton Genty will be on that board. Yeah. Second and 20. Not ideal. However, take the top off, young man. Or throw it shallow and get wrecked. Here we go. Just come on. Yeah. To juice. This game is like watching kids learning to ride a bike without training wheels. Yeah. Well, that’s kind of like watching the stream as well. Over betters out there, go ahead, get the nighttime routine up and moving. You can go ahead put the put the head on the pillow. You click the loser. You mean the sport? Oh, yeah. Here we go. This is right here combined. Right here combined. How much we spray the board right here combined? We need about 28 points. Right here combined. 28 points. throwing uh Kyle Pitts first geyser. That’s about 30 something. Here we go. Top off though. Michael Pennix. Why are we throwing a bejon? That’s good. That is good. Oh, that’s helping our part. Striker, what are we doing back there? Cuz it is four minutes left. He said we have to be done after this drive. So, Kyle Pits or nothing. 2,000 likes to continue. This is real tough to actually hit right now. So, here’s what I’m going to do, guys. Yeah. What are you gonna do, Mike? Stream’s going to end. I’m gonna take off my mic. I’m going to fold it up. Nice. I’m going to go upstairs. Yeah, we got we got to watch We got to see this half through together. Definitely not. Grab my backpack. Getting in my car. Going home. Not watching the rest of this mushy game. Oh god. Moose game. This is a moose game. Striker, tell us what we’re doing here. We need points tomorrow. We need them bad. If we don’t get some Yeah. Yeah. Why don’t we throw that Why don’t we throw the sports line code up there one more time for those that missed it? Cuz this is the only thing you won tonight is 60% off. 12 months. Why don’t we throw the sports company from $100 to $40 for 12 months of a model that today sold you today sold you seven. Why don’t we throw that inside the lines free pics graphic up there too while we’re at it? Cuz uh yeah, you might as well get in on those too. college football, NFL, golf, tennis, and you can’t listen to us because we can we cut straight to the board after this. Is it possible before we even cut to anything just to show the board, you go from inside the lines, the projections that just went seven of 10 on the top 10 anytime touchdown scores straight to a board that has absolutely nothing happening. Shriker, go ahead, unload the clippics on them. Everything we got, everything we’ve ever loaded up into that system. Go ahead, unload the clippics on them. Let’s run the air strike. Let’s throw up old tweets. You guys don’t need this. Get out of here. Unload the clipraph. Unload the clipraph. One more time. One more time. Just throw up there. Unload the whole clipraph. There it is. What is the plan? And there’s nothing. Okay. Unload the whole clipraph. Let me wrap this up for you guys. Looks like we were just in that chat for the chat. For the chat that is here. Hey, we appreciate you guys so much. Seriously, I generally had a lot of fun and a lot of good laughs outside of Kyle Pittz still not scoring a touchdown. Tomorrow, double header 6:15, we will be starting the stream. We will let you guys know and remind you again, but 6:15 we will be here and we’ll have backto back whiteboards going on, okay? So, come with your pen and paper and we’re going to hope for some points on God. Surely the thing we were missing was another whiteboard. Surely. All right. Surely, this has been a pleasure. Everyone root for Kyle Pittz. Love you guys. Love you. Stay back. Tomorrow 6:15. Love you. Stay back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome in. Say back.
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Bijan for a TD