Patriots vs. Dolphins Live Streaming Scoreboard, Play-By-Play, Analysis, Highlights | NFL Week 2
[Music] Hey, [Music] hey, hey. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Welcome in to Patriots today live by Chat Sports. It is a big day for the New England Patriots. A big day. Last week it was not a fun week. It was a loss to the Las Vegas Raiders. And then the sky felt like it was falling. I spent a couple days kind of just reassessing, getting some more confidence going into this game. And I truly think that they are going to beat the Miami Dolphins today, trying to break the streak. It has been since September 15th, 2019 since the Patriots have last beat the Miami Dolphins in Miami. And guys, I’m nervous. I know I’m nervous. I got my rally towel going. This is all the way back from 2015 on to Indie, but we are on to Miami. Got a great show for you guys today. I am solo producing. It is just me out here. Producer Jack is not available. So, it is just me on the ones and twos. Your boy Trev saying the streak ends today. Yes, it does. I’m calling it right now. Right now. I’m nervous. I uh I’m very very very very scared, guys. You got to bear with me here since it’s just me going on today. But we’re going to have a good time. We’re going to have a good time. Patriots Dolphins preview the top storylines from today. The keys to victory and a live playbyplay. Everybody in the chat right now. Yeah, I see you. I see you, Dixie. I see you, Dixie. Dark Lord in the building. Of course I got this. I’ve done this before. Oh, Brian Whiting in the chat took the Pats on his parlay. So did I. I also took the Eagles and I’m I’m very nervous about that one. And I also took the Tennessee Titans. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I do not know what is wrong with me taking that team. But to start the show, guys, to start the show, I want you to spam down in the chat who you got. Give me the Patriots or if you’re the one lone loser in here, Kobe Me. I will get to that super chat in a second. Gotta bear with me. Spam your Annies in the chat. I’m giving some shout outs. Kobe me. Shout out also to your $2 super chat. I will get to that in a second. Roger Bishop, Drake May, SB. Hopefully that’s a Super Bowl. Chry, trumpet player, Steven Mildridge, Billy Ray, Dark Lord, Alex, everybody spamming in their Annies in the chat. It’s an exciting day, guys. It is week two. We’re going to blink. We are going to blink and it’s already going to be like, “Hey, guess what? It’s going to be like week six and the season’s already going to be a quarter of the way going and it’s going to be crazy because it’s just going past and pass. Mr. Snoopy’s in the building. He’s a huge fan and I love it every time you come in here, Mr. Snoopy. And I know I know you you think we’re not as good and you got 3112 Miami. Oh man. Oh man. Kobe me coming in with a $2 super chat. Going to the Red Sox game tonight, but support. Hey, as long as you’re supporting your As long as you’re supporting your team, that’s all that matters. That’s all that matters. Socks, I I’ I’ve moved on from baseball. I have moved on from baseball. As you guys know, my baseball team is not the Red Sox, but I am on I I’m over it on on to football season. I’m on to the Patriots. I got my Tom Brady throwback jersey on. I wanted to I wanted to bring a little good vibes to it. And I saw this hanging in my closet and I was like, “It’s time. It’s time.” Who’s my team? Well, it’s not the Yankees. It is not the Yankees. It’s that other team. It’s the It’s that other team. So, we won’t we won’t talk about that. It is the Patriots. It is the Patriots. Got to ask for my laptop charger. I kind of forgot that. Keep spamming your enies in the chat right now. There we go. There we go. Yes, Dark Lord. Is Jack live streaming the Red Sox tonight? No. Here at Chat Sports, we’re unless it’s like base or unless it’s playoffs. Unless it’s playoffs, um it’s he is full on fullon football. Like he is all over the place today. He is shadowing one of our new producers here at Chat Sports. So, he gets he gets up and running and be able to become one of these full-time producers. And then later in the day, he’s going to be producing Broncos. And then later in the day, he might be producing Falcons. He’s all over the place. Jackie is in the building. I’m sure we’ll see him at some point today. He’ll come in, say hi, cuz he’s always he’s got to support the Patriots. Yeah, Stack Daddy, get out. Get out of here, my guy. Get out of here. Thank you, sir. I appreciate you. No, I will get the inactives. Inactives for you guys today, guy. And Chisum, unfortunately, is a healthy scratch again. I saw a lot of people in the comments like, uh, they were like, “Oh, well, he’s hurt.” No, he’s not hurt. He’s just an undrafted free agent. Chisum is out. Chisum is not playing. I I I wanted to see it. And if Chisum is out, Pop Douglas has got to have a game. He’s got to have a game because last week two catches for negative -2 yards and he was targeted seven times. That is unacceptable. You cannot do that. Like at all. You cannot do that at all. What’s going on, Big Daddy Joe? Glad to see you in the building. Yeah. What? What’s going on? I can’t believe they’re not I can’t believe it either. I cannot believe it either. It is kind of annoying. I can read off the activives for you guys since we don’t have a producer here. It’s just me. You’re going to it’s going to be a little bit. But I know that Morgan Moses is active today, which is a big deal because if not, then the Patriots would have had three rookie offensive linemen on the starting five. And I like Marcus Bryant, but it’s uh it’s it’s it’s not it’s not a good it’s not a good with a bunch. So, here are the inactives for the New England Patriots. You have Christian Gonzalez. Obviously, we knew he was going to be out. Eric Gregory is out. Keon White is out with an illness. And we could talk about Keon White all this time because honestly, they said he had an illness. I mean, unless you’re sitting there dying, you can get a ton of a ton and I mean a ton of IVs and uh you can go out there and play. So, I’m a little concerned about that. Eftton Chisum is also one of our inactive. Kay Kaden Wallace and then Tommy DeVito is your emergency third quarterback and he’s obviously he’s going to be inactive every week but with the new NFL rules you can have you can have him be inactive but just in case if something happens then he will be out in today’s ball game. We got how long do we have till kickoff? How long? We got 51 minutes. 51 minutes and we have 73 73 people here in the chat right now. 73 people. I want to see more likes than that one, guys. 19. I see MA football guy. I see you with the super chat. We’ll get that up in a second. If you’re excited to watch Drake May play, if you’re excited to see the Patriots take on the Dolphins, hit that thumbs up icon. 77 people and only 20 likes. That’s uh it’s a little little disappointing, guys. It’s week it’s week two. I know everything that happened in week one. It was a terrible game, but you have to get better and we got to get better. We have to get better. So, hit that thumbs up icon. Big Daddy Joe, how many players do we have on the practice squad? I don’t know the exact number. You’re allotted 16 players with one one extra player if that’s an international pathway. I did see Kobe Miner was elevated to the active squad today, which is why we saw the Patriots wave DJ James earlier in the week, but it’s just back and forth. Like, we saw the Patriots uh wave Jeremiah Farms, who did not get claimed off of waiverss and then he went straight to the P practice squad. So, the Patriots trying to make a whole bunch of moves here and trying to just get everything going in the right direction. Hopefully hopefully farms can get reactivated. I really I really do. I really do enjoy watching him playing. Really do enjoy watching him playing. MA football guy coming in with the $2 super chat which is out. I want to see Kyle Williams in Kyle Williams. One catch. One catch. He only played seven snaps total. That was I mean I’ll show you guys. I have my keys to victory coming up later in the show. But that’s one of them. Kyle Williams has to be more involved. If you don’t draft a guy 69th overall, third round pick, and only play him a little bit, it’s like they’re trying to, hey, we’re going to develop him. No, I don’t want to develop him. I want him to go out there and be the best player he could be. Let’s see what happens. Gonzo prods, I see you. You changed your name. I like it. But I wanted to see him get healthy first. I want to see him get healthy first. All right, guys. Before we get into the rest of the show, I got to tell you guys about this deal that’s going on. And we did it last week and the deal is still going on. Still going on. This Patriots hoodie 40% off. 40% off right now. chatsports.com/patriotshoodie. And times it’s not going to be going on for much longer. This is a today. You see it right there. You can see it that yeah, it is not going on for much longer. So, if you want to get your Patriots hoodies, I got that in the description below. And if you want to wrap the patch, I need to get some more gear. X Productions says he’s already bought one. There we go. All the proceeds go to Chat Sports and here at Patriots today. I see you tricks. We got two Jesus. We I two Dricalis. Nah, we’re not banning. Nobody’s banning anybody. Big Daddy Joe, is Diggs going to be limited today or what? No, I don’t think he’s going to be limited at all. You I mean, I think they’re just slowly but surely getting him more and more and more involved throughout. Just trying to ease his way back in. Ease his way back in. You will get banned, Nick Hendrickx. You will get banned. He’s a He’s a Bengals fan. So, boo boos in the chat right now. Boo Nick Hendendricks in the chat right now. He’s a Bengals fan. They’re irrelevant. We know what happened back in week one. So, boo this man. Boo that man. You’re unbelievable. Unbelievable. Still have our super chat menu going every single week. We do have We are giving away a raffle to We’re giving away a jersey of your choice. Patriots jersey of your choice. Just like we did in the preseason, every single month here at Pat at Patriots today, we’re going to be giving away a jersey of your choice. It could be a Drake May. Hey, if you want this Tom Brady jersey, it could be yours. $5 super chat. $5 super chat. Get you a raffle ticket in $10 get you three raffle tickets. I’m doing a beer bong every single $50 super chat that we get. And then a beer boot if we get to 300 total. I see it. I see Shakira updates. Of course, you can get a shout out. Shout out to Shakira. The hips don’t lie, baby. The hips don’t lie. Stop. Stop. Spam your NE. Get this HUD guy out of here. Drake May is going to run for his life on every play he tries to pass the ball. The Dolphins don’t have that good of a pass rush. Definitely going to have not don’t have that good of a pass rush. And I will say we are going up against Dolphins today. They are literally in the studio behind me right now. In the studio behind me. And we made a me and me and uh Nick Roloff, the host of Dolphins Today. We made a little bet going on. Made a little bet going on. I got to get an update from him. But I can hear them right now in the background. They just got a $50 super chat. But I’m going to check that right now. Super chat battle. $4. I want to put them in the dirt. Nick Rolloff has been talking [ __ ] all the time this whole entire week. The Dolphins are going to bounce back. Last week was a fluke fluke. And they’re going to dominate. I don’t want to get like I don’t want the Patriots to lose, but I also don’t want us to lose in this super chat battle. I want to put them in the dirt so I can also have a little win win our bet. If if we do win the super chat battle, he gets to come on the show. We get to talk trash to him. We get to talk trash to Nick Rolloff and he gets to do one of these for it. So yeah, the Dolphins do suck. Gonzo prods, it’s okay, brother, as long as you hit that thumbs up icon, subscribe to the channel, which I know you are because we are in sub only mode. So, I know you’re a true real one here, Mr. Snoopy. Why do you think that two is going to get 400 passing yards? You are crazy. You called me delusional. I think he could get 250, but 400. 400. See, Dark Lord. Yeah, exactly. He’s talking of all his type of mess. All his mess. And I don’t want to hear it. I do not want to hear it. I don’t want to hear it at all because we were talking about it and he was like, “Oh yeah, the Dolphins. It was a fluke. Like the I mean he he is he is not confident in Mike McDaniel. I will say that. But after yesterday or after last Sunday where Daniel Jones lit him up, it’s kind of like, hey, what are we doing here? What are we doing? Cuz that was it’s Daniel Jones, guys. Like Daniel Jones is not good. And I think that the Broncos blow out blow out the Colts today. And it’s going to be very very very fun to see. Got our top fans as we do every single week. And right now Kobe me taking taking the victory right now. I will say I’ll give a little bit of an advantage to the top fan on today’s show. I said the top fan for the Patriots today stream on Sunday gets 50 raffle tickets. 550 5. So if you want to be one of the top fans and how do you become a top fan? Well, all you got to do is either you comment, you super chat to the channel and you will be the top three obviously a whole bunch of people they still get in to the super chats. We always see the top fan and we like to celebrate. We like to give you guys a little reward because I know not all of you are able to super chat on the channel. What’s the raffle for X Productions? A Patriots jersey of your choice that we will be giving away at the end of the month. But Mitchell Rens, who kind of controls everything here, all the raffles, he said, “If we get to $850 in super chats today, we’ll give away a jersey on this stream. Got to get to $850. Got to get to $850.” Last week, we got to about 450. So, we were halfway there. Halfway there. But if you want to be one of the top fans, the top three, you’re gonna get an extra 10 tickets. I said the top fans today’s show gets 50 of them. 50 of them things. Four through 10 gets five and then 11 through 20 gets two tickets. We want everybody. We want every single person to get involved because not everybody can super chat. We want to support everybody. Charlia, how we doing? How we doing? Dawson King, I want them to feed Henderson. Yes, I of course want them to beat Henderson. I want to see your arm Russell Mitchell live on arm wrestle. It’d be a close one. He’s lowkey. He’s lowkey a little jacked. He did uh he did pay up his bet. Gonzo prize. How do we get the tickets? Oh man. Oh, Big Daddy Joe. Big Daddy Joe starting us off strong and starting my day off really well. Let me get that up here. Who’s my favorite current Patriots player? I mean, I’m a big quarterback guy. I got I love Drake May. I love Drake May. I I love Drake May. I love Drake May. But we got a $50 [Applause] super chat from Big Daddy Joe. Bang. Mr. Moose. Oh god. Broncos. Let’s go Broncos. Boo this man. Boo this man. Boo this man. I even said they’re going to win today. I did two minutes ago before you walked in. I hope so. I hope so, man. I really, really do. I really do. Boo this man. Unbelievable. After I support them and they do it. Yeah. Thank you, double S. I don’t want to hear any of that. Oh man. Should you start diggs over Z Flowers? Well, as your uh expert here, and we’re also pouring up our first happy dad of the day. Shout out to uh Big Daddy Joe. Let’s have a balanced offense today. Go Pats. Dan, is the audio that bad? Is the audio that bad? Because I checked it beforehand and like, let me know. Is it too loud? Is it too soft? Because I can fix it right here. Oh, Mr. Snoopy, you make my day every time you come in here. I I do love I do love the uh the Yeah. Okay. Appreciate you. Cheers to Big Daddy Joe. Oh. Oh, god damn. Whoa. I don’t want to don’t want to spill the rest of the happy dads. BDJ, that’ll get you in there. I think that definitely puts uh Big Daddy Joe in our top fans. But we got about 40 Well, let me refresh this. 40 minutes to kick off right now and I’ll get into get into uh just what I think is going to happen today. Give you guys a little preview. 110. Shout out to you guys. 53. Appreciate you, Gonzo. Prods. I I will say if we want to talk about it, Ally did a great job. She was an amazing host and I got to work with her a bunch. I was a producer for Patriots for a while. So, I know everybody misses her and we do too. I got the lucky opportunity. Oh, I I got to press uh a space bar. Big Daddy Joe. I can’t read. Oh, 2575 XP for Big Daddy Joe as the top fan. As the top fan. First possession we get. We are three and out. Second possession, three and out. I should learn judo, Nquille. Oh man. H how long it takes for the weekly collapse. Haven, I have really really really like tried to calm down my uh tried to calm down just my anger towards this team because it’s a lot different now that we’re not in the dynasty era. If last week happened, this Murbango probably goes through the TV. I’m also a lot older. I’m now 27. Tony Mitchell, thank you. And Gonzo Prodz, how do you earn XP? All you have to do is comment or super chat. Like right now, Big Daddy Joe sent in a 50. He is number one. Kobe me is at 175. He sent in a $2 super chat and he is already at the second spot. And then MA football guy, he sent it a $2 super chat. And oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I hope I say your name correctly, Dylan. I hope I do. I really hope I do. Let me get that up there for us. Let me get that up there for us before you guys are going to get me going already. And it’s going to be literally we got a $50 super chat from Dylan Zel. Bang. May for three touchdowns today. Three touchdowns. Three passing touchdowns or three rushing touchdowns? That’s the question here. Three touchdowns for May. I hope so, man. That is that is some craper. Crazy comment. Pause. Pause. Pause. Three ints. Team Alper said it best. You guys are unbelievable. So, let’s get to this kind of storylines because we’ve been having a little fun time here, but let’s kind of talk about we just got to 50. We can start. We could start kind of talk about the Dolphin story lines on today’s game. And the first one, and it’s the Mike McDaniel hot seat. And it’s the Mike McDaniel hot seat because it feels like Mike McDaniel has he’s been caught up. We know 2 3 years ago, I think it was the 2022 season or 20, it was the 2022 season where they scored 70 points on the Denver Broncos and it felt like their offense was unbelievable. And I mean unbelievable and it’s kind of caught up ever since that game against Tennessee, which was the coach of the Titans at that time and they came back and it felt like since then the Dolphins have just completely completely completely collapsed. two has had a big regression and that’s the second storyline that I want to talk about like his regression is completely crazy and I mean this could be random speculation absolutely random speculation of just hey maybe those concussions have caught up to him maybe it’s a bad thing and is is it over for him because it’s kind of a question mark like what is going like it is a problem for Tua he was awful last week he threw one touchdown and two interceptions and he threw an interception that looked awful. And then the last one, which they’ve kind of uh addressed it and they said, “We’re not doing it. We’re not trading them at all. We are not trading them.” And I think they’re saying that right now, but if they start off like two and five, two and six, then Mike McDaniel gets fired. And they got to trade him. They got to trade him. And then now we go to the Patriot storylines. Tyreek is washed. Is he washed or is Tua just that bad? It feels like Tua just can’t even find him. Tua just can’t find him. And yeah. Well, I got to fix this real quick. There we go. Bang. All right. First Patriots storyline is just a bounce back after week one in the first half. And Tyreek over under first quarter to reach 100 yards. I don’t think he reaches 100 today. I don’t. Carlton Davis is going to be on him and I feel like he’s going to be very very very And they just got a $50 super chat. Oh my god. And I do owe another beer bong. I do owe I just realized that bounce back after week one. Last week was rough. First half looked really good. Kahan Booty caught four passes and he was almost at 100 yards. He was at like 70. The Patriots were getting pressure on Gino Smith. They were locking him down. And then the second half just came in and they completely just collapsed. You went three and out, three and out, three and out. And then you couldn’t gain any yards on the field. You ended up not scoring until what, 10 seconds left with a [ __ ] field goal by Andy Borgalis. That’s a problem. You have to at least come out firing. And yeah, you say it right there, Big Daddy Joe. run the ball two times. Two times in the second half. Two times in the second half is ridiculous. Second story line, and I feel like this is over everybody’s heads, and that’s the losing streak in Miami. Every single time when you’re making predictions, it’s always, hey, the Patriots always struggle in Miami. Always struggle. It is, they can’t figure it out. And yeah, the bots suck, man. The bots are awful. This is a problem. This is a problem. Andrew Catalon, Jason McCordi, and Charles Davis will be calling the game today. Last time, the last time the Patriots won in Miami, Antonio Brown, Antonio Brown was on the Pats, Tom Brady was still the quarterback. I was still in college. And yeah, it it it’s a problem. You have to have to get better and just figure out a way to break this streak. Jimmy G is a backup. Tony Mitchell. He’s a backup on the Rams. Can’t sign Jimmy G. Two of last week. 14 for 23, 114 yards, one touchdown, two interceptions, and a lost fumble. And there’s a great stat from Mark Daniels. Great stat from Mark Daniels. I will bring that up there. Shout out to Nick Hendricks for the $2 super chat. The Patriots didn’t start the same offensive line in back-to-back games since until week eight last year. Big problem. And we’re going to boo this man once we get the super chat on there. He’s a He’s a troll. He’s a troll. Prods. He’s a troll. He’s a troll. Injuries is another one. And it’s kind of an thing for both teams. The Dolphins are starting Keon Smith and Larry Boram at right tackle and at guard. They have like terrible offensive line. And now you look at the Patriots, you’re out Keon White, which you are out Christian Gonzalez. And Christian Gonzalez locks down Tyreek Hill all the goddamn time. Carlton Davis’s uncr. Snoopy, the secondary is overrated. The secondary is overrated. The secondary is, let’s just put it out there. Alex Austin, mid. Jaylen Hawkins, not great. Craig Woodson, he’s a rookie. He’s going to get better, but he’s a rookie. And Carlton Davis, you can only do so much. Only do so much. I’m going to bring this up there and I want everybody in the chat to boo. Nick Hendrick’s coming in with a $2 super chat. Shout out to him. Bengals 2 and 0. Pats 0 and2 lol. The only bot is Drake May. The Bengals are not going 2 and 0. Not going 2 and 0. They are terrible. Seven yards. You want to talk about a team that was worse in the second half than the Patriots and it was the Cincinnati Bengals. And the only reason they lost that game was a missed field goal by the Browns. Come on. Come on. Seven yards in the second half by Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow. Yeah, baseball. We didn’t wear the white jerseys because the Dolphins are wearing the white jerseys. What happened to classic throwbacks like or not classic throwbacks, the classic jerseys like uh when everybody wears their solid colors at home, their dark colors at home, their whites on the road. Everything’s changed now. Everything’s changed now. MA football guy though coming in with a $2 super chat. The bot is Tua. And I do owe this beer bong from Dylan. Shout out to Dylan. Shout out to Dylan. 123 people in the chat right now. I can. Yes, I can. I can. I can. Double S. Give me one second. Big Daddy Joe, you’re a real one. You deserve it. This one’s for Dylan. the more Yeah. Let me Let me give Big Daddy Joe one. He deserves it. He’s a real one here. Uh there we go. Big Daddy Joe, you deserve the wrench, brother. Double S, good idea. I respect that idea. I do respect that idea. Team Alper coming in with a $2 super chat. I wonder who this is. Also, the last time that the If I know who this is, which I’m 90% sure, the last time the Patriots beat the Dolphins in Miami, I was living with this dude. Yeah, just Big Daddy Joe, when you’re getting the bots, click hide user. Only bots though. Only bots. Unless someone’s saying some outlandish [ __ ] but I think double s you I think you know you know exactly what to do. Got another $5 super chat coming in from Kyle Rush. The secondary would be a great recipe if it had some freaking peppers. My gosh. Say some outlandish. Sure. Hey, appreciate it, Big Daddy Joe. Appreciate it. Drunk before kickoff goals. Not who you think I am. Oh my god. Six for 85. I will not complain. Tony Mitchell if he gets six for 85. Uh if he if he gets six for 85. Last week he had six catches and everybody was like why isn’t he doing so good? He played like 50% of the snaps. guys. He’s coming off of an ACL tear where he wasn’t supposed to play in week one of the NFL season. He was not supposed to play and then you’re going to complain about him like he’s got to do more. Guys, he’s not going to do a lot until about week four when he gets back into football rhythm during the offseason, during training camp, during preeason. He didn’t do any type of contact. There was no contact. None. None whatsoever. Oh my god. Oh my god. Pop better step it up. That’s That’s the biggest one that I have. That’s the biggest one that I have. Got 115 people in the chat right now. And you know what, guys? I have a goal for us today. I have a big goal for us today. We made it last week. We got over 600 600 subs on the show, which is a great We got to 29K. Well, I got a big goal for us today to get to 30. I want to get to 30K. 30K is a big milestone here. Big milestone here at Chat Sports. And we are 781 away. And I think that we can get it. I think that we can get it today. I actually I know that we can get it today because you guys are the real ones. So, if you want content every single day, there we go. Keep it always going. Keep it always going. If you want coverage every single day after the game, instant reaction immediately. And then I’ll have another video coming out kind of just what I thought of the game. And then the day after, overreaction Monday. Last week, my own reaction was, “Is Josh McDaniels the answer at offensive coordinator?” And then throughout the week, we go live on Wednesdays. We go live for every single watch party. Every single watch party. So, if you love the coverage, hit that sub button right now. When we fire Josh McDaniels to get a new one, Drake May will have been through three offensive coordinators. We’ll regress due to too many systems and then everybody will blame him. Sound familiar? Sounds like Baker Mayfield. Haven sounds like Baker Mayfield went through the Browns. He went through all that problem. Lord Doggo, how we doing? The L Mr. Solo Dooo. There was only one positive and that was the defensive line. Jaylen Herz, nine different play callers in the last nine years. M. Jones, I I can’t stand him. He was terrible. The the writing was on the wall with M. Jones who will be starting today. And I want to ask you guys, are you guys rooting for M. Jones today with the 49ers? Are you rooting for him? Are you rooting for him? We got a couple of super chats coming in and then I’ll get to my keys to victory. We are 25 minutes to kickoff. Got Pier on my team. So yes, M. Jones was trash in Jacksonville. The game I gave up on M. Jones. It was 2020. Was it 2022? I think it was 2022. It might have been 2021. I can’t remember. And it was the uh it was the game against the Saints and he threw that pick six that was awful. And it was at that moment where I completely said, “Uh, I’m done with him. He’s terrible.” I did not want to even watch. Like it I did not like M. shown so much that uh it was kind of annoying. How we doing? Say hi. He came to say hi. Were people asking about me? Yeah, people were asking where’s Jack and I said, well, we’re all over the place here at Chat Sports today. And he he’s got to help people get better and better and better throughout. It’s got to get got to help the people get better. It’s been pretty it’s been pretty chaotic around here. I won’t lie. Uh but yeah, I I I just I had to come say hello. Uh, I mean, I probably not gonna be here for a few weeks. I’m gonna be honest. So, it’s gonna be just me doing these doing these watch parties. So, I But I did want to come say hi. Let’s go Pat. Let’s go Pat. Win the damn game. Win the damn game today. Let’s go Pats, Jackson. Win the damn game today. All right. Win the damn game. That’s all. I don’t care what the score is. I don’t care if you cover the spread, you don’t cover the spread, doesn’t matter. I love you all. I miss you all. I’ll be back eventually. That’s get get no no no producer. Oh yeah, I am. What am I doing? Whoops. There we are. Love you all. Miss you all. Hopefully I’ll be back soon. Let’s go Pats. Let’s go Pats, baby. I hope you I hope you come back soon. Maybe at halftime, Jack. Maybe so I can get a a bathroom break. Oh man. Yeah, Jack might not be here for a while. He might not be here. Might not be here. Num nuts. Keon Thompson coming in with a $5 super chat. You got a comment? You got a comment, Keon? Got a comment. Got a comment. Two extra points today. Oh, Mr. Snoopy. I I love you, brother. I love you, brother. Big Daddy Joe, you got the jersey. That’s awesome. I for Young Boy Drew, if if you’re in here, if you’re in here, we put in all the info. I put in all the shipping, sent it to the shipping department for the jersey. Yeah, double S. I’ve done these before. I’ve I’ve self-produced before. It happens. It happens. But I I I want to get the I want to get the content out for you guys. Exactly, Flint. Exactly. Tua is 7-0 against the Patriots. 7-0. Nick Hendricks coming in with another $2 super chat. My wife left me. How do I get her back? I will not work at ESPN as an intern. I know people that work there and I always wanted to be on air and they told me if you take a job with ESPN behind the scenes, you’ll stay behind the scenes. Stay behind the scenes. So, how do you get your wife back? Don’t be a Bengals fan. That’s all you got to do. Don’t be a Bengals fan. Cats won yesterday, though. Kentucky blew out Eastern Michigan. Shout out to Noah if you guys know that player. And then Keon Thomas coming in with another $5 super chat. Let her go, bro. Mr. Solo dooo. Let her go. On to the next one. See you, Mac. When it comes to Mac, it was the Indie game. The game in Germany. The game in Germany was awful where he drove down the field, you got into like the 30 yard line and then threw the worst interception you’ve ever seen in your life. Ever seen in your life. That was awful. And I mean awful. All right. We’ve been talking enough. Let’s get into these keys to victory. And I’ll go over these quick. Flint the dad coming in with a $2 super chat. But I’ll get I’ll get to that in a second. My first key to victory, take advantage of the secondary. They absolutely sucked last week. Daniel Jones lit them up for I don’t know how many yards, but it was a major major major major problem. And I’m going to pull up the stats for you guys because this was how bad Miami’s corners were last week. Storm Duck who is out today. Oh, that Daniel that wasn’t so Mr. Solido. That wasn’t Mac. Jones’s fault. Was Jacobe Meyer’s fault. Storm Duck four for five. Jack Jones. We know all about Jack Jones. People were saying to me in the offseason, should they uh pick pick him back up? Shout out to Kyle Rush. We’ll get that in a second. Russell Douglas, three for five and Jason Marshall Jr. two for two. Like what do we like? You have to take advantage. You have to take advantage of this weak secondary. And I want to see I want to see Stfond Diggs get more involved. The main person I want to see get involved is obviously just Kyle Williams because he only saw seven snaps last week, which is absolutely ridiculous when you think about it. Has Hey, these guys are going crazy. like they like you’re supposed to just let it let him get eased in. Eased in. So I watch that game and I’m like what are we doing here guys? Why are we not playing Kyle Williams? Who could take the top off the defense? M. Collins was terrible. Absolutely awful. Like one catch and two targets. Put the guy in that’s faster. Put the guy in that’s better. it. It’s unbelievable to see that. Yeah. No turnovers today. No turnovers today. That would be that would be a grateful because I think I saw a stat CBS put that up and it was uh it was that the Patriots have seven turnovers or Drake May has seven turnovers since becoming starting quarterback. Flip the dead. Can Drake May actually become an elite quarterback? Well, a lot of people are talking in the chat, like I saw many people saying that, well, you kind of have to get a good offensive coordinator. You have to kind of stick with him, let him develop. Without Josh McDaniels, if they got rid of him, the next offensive coordinator would be the third one, and he’s already on two head coaches. So, it’s kind of like he’s got to develop. I mean, we saw with Josh Allen, he was terrible his first two years. the Bills were terrible and then he got better and better and better and better and Drake May has the same kind of tangibles, the same measurements as we saw with Josh Allen and he can de develop and become that. But it also takes the play calling. I want to see more designed runs for Drake May. I want to see more roll outs. We don’t see that that much. And the offensive line’s got to be better. The offensive line has got to be better. Kyle Rush coming in with a $10 super chat. Much love from Denver working at the airport. All the Broncos fans asking why I’m mad of the Pats losing. Told him we got higher standards than the Donkeys. Please donkeys lose cuz everyone here sucks. What was your comment, Charlia? What was your comment? We need Chisum. Chisum’s inactive, guys. He’s not playing yet. He’s not going to get his chance just yet. But if Pop Douglas doesn’t play well, it is uh I think we might get get to see him. And the Broncos fans, they think that they’re winning the Super Bowl this year. They think that they’re going to the Super Bowl. They think that Boon Knicks is better than Drake May. They think that Bon Knicks is going to go and be and become an elite quarterback. They think that Bon Knicks is going to take them to the AFC Championship game. That’s just not going to happen. It’s not going to happen. Oh man, that’s who it is. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. Numbn nizzle. Going to watch the game with my wife and my cat Binks. Shout out to your cat. Can Can the cat just sit there and just purr and just watch the game? Shout out to you. Team Alper coming in with a $2 super chat. I know who this is now. And birds suck. Birds suck. How many firsts would you trade for Howy Roseman? A lot. Elliot Wolf is terrible. And we’ll talk about like Jaylen Poke was traded yesterday, guys. A trade that we saw that’s rare. And when I mean rare, like what the hell are we doing? You traded a guy off the IR. He’s out for the season. What’s the point of even thinking about doing that trade? And now when you look at it, if you look at this entire Patriots 2024 draft class, Drake May, cool, great pick. Jaylen Pulk gone. Marcela Style IR. Joe Milton traded. Kaden Robinson or Kadum Wallace. Get the names mixed up. Inactive today. Everybody on this 2024 draft class is either traded or gone. Jim Bell waved. It’s terrible, man. It’s absolutely terrible. And that’s it starts starts with your general manager, which your de facto as they like to call it because he’s the vice president of player development or whatever whatever the hell it’s called. How many home games and away games do the Pats have this year? I think they have nine or eight home games and nine away games. Tony Mitchell was the pick that you had to make. It was a pick that you had to make. Flip the dad. Should we give Henderson a chance at the one? I think we’re going to this game. I truly think that we’re going to this game. I think that we’re going to because there was a report that came out that his role was going to be increased this week. So, we will see Trayvon Henderson get a lot more touches. I think it was 25 to I think 40 compared to Arandre Stevenson. Chris Lant $20 super chat. Let’s go pets. Hopefully they improve this week and get a win. I hope so, man. I really do. Because if they don’t, uh, I’m gonna I’m gonna go crazy and I’m gonna I’m gonna crash out. I’m going to crash out. Wolf has all the control. Mr. Snoopy, he has all the control. He’s terrible and need and might need to be fired. He has all the control. He is the GM. Craft has a lot of input, too. But they trust him. They trust Elliot Wolf. He’s the one who had that entire draft class. All the beat writers have said it. He has said it. Mike Frabel has said it. So, like, yeah, guys, like it is he is in charge. should have drafted Marvin Harrison and then what quarterback would you throw to him? Flint the dad, shout out to you for being a new subscriber, Mr. Wonderful. Paying him 5 million a year. Not here, Cash App. Not here. It’s me, Mac. They were done with Mac, man. Did you see the reports that was about um with Bill Bich and M. Jones? Apparently Bichc just kind of like shunned him to the side. Didn’t speak to him. Didn’t coach to him. It was all the offensive coordinator. Like I don’t I don’t know. I I I don’t know. I don’t know. We are 10 minutes to kickoff, guys. 10 minutes. 10 minutes. And I want to get this chat going because it’s a little quiet. I I I everybody I know everybody’s here, but if you’re ready for kickoff, if you’re ready for the Patriots to win and be one and one, one and one, one and one, spam your Miis in the chat. Spam your Miis down in the chat. We got 200 people watching right now. And I want to get this going. I want to get the energy up. I want to get fired up cuz I’m ready. Mr. Snoopy, you are. I mean, I will call you that. And we will see. We will see. We will see. I always like seeing from the other side because if it goes like that, how you say it’s going to go, I might jump on your bandwagon with you. Got 20 hot wings ready to go. I’m giving shout outs. Spam your me in the chat. Big Daddy Joe Haven poet. Need to pick up Trevor Lawrence. Let’s hold off on that a little bit. Getty says, “Hi. We got to win this one.” Hell yeah, we do. Cash App spamming me. There we go. Tony Mitch says, “Squash the fish.” Screw the fish, man. F Miami. 0 and2. Come on. We got to make them 0 and2. Lord doggo. No. I I’m not gonna disagree with that one. I’m not going to disagree with that one, Mr. Snoopy. Not going to disagree. Not gonna disagree with that one. I don’t blame you on that. Cheapcake. Yeah, 100%. 100%. Starting to realize it. I mean, kind of got masked with all the Brady stuff, but it’s it’s kind of showing. Ready to fry some fish race. Ready to fry some fish. What’s up, Gino and Joseph? Shout out to you for tuning in. I know the Giants are playing right now. Marsh is live, but shout out to you for coming in, saying hello. Good luck. Good luck against the Cowboys. Folley. Yeah, spam your F rollies in the chat. I know he can hear me. I I I didn’t take I I I got a C in biology. I got a C in biology, man. I took it in college. I took it in high school. I got a C. I barely paid attention. I was a journalism major. Trayvon Henderson breakout game. Two touchdowns. Two Tutties. Two Tutties. Mike Pile spamming me. Angel Walker says, “Can we get a win, please?” I have nine minutes to decide. Sailor Stew, why are you mad? Should you put Henderson in your flex? Don’t like LSU. I’m a Kentucky fan, man. I went to Kentucky. All good, Michelle. Thank you for tuning tuning in. Thank you for tuning in. As long as you’re busy, that’s okay. That’s okay. We appreciate you for being here when when you are. That’s all that matters to me. Two Tutties. Josh will not run him. 10 minutes to kick off. Eight minutes to kick off, guys. I didn’t even realize it’s that close to Soie, you a big uh you a big Euro ball fan. And Michelle, yes, I gave I gave the wrench I gave the wrench to Big Daddy Joe. He deserves it. He deserves it. Big Daddy Joe, I will say I know you live in Camden. Before I became the host of Patriots today, before I got a job at Chat Sports, every single Sunday, Big Daddy Joe, every single Sunday, I plop my seat right at the Grotto in Camden, right next to the McDonald’s, right next to the Waw Wa, plop my seat right down and watch all the football for seven hours. Now I’m doing this and I love it. Love it even more. But I know you know where what I’m talking about. plot my plot myself right in a booth at the Grotto sports bar and watch all football all day long. That was every single Sunday. Sing the national anthem. Uh you do not want to hear me singing. I know a lot of music and I’ve thought about it. I thought about putting like putting the wheel spin the wheel like for a little bit of fun for the super chats. Uh Flint the Dad. The mods are the mods are bad or the the bots, not the mods. Big Daddy Joe, Michelle, and Double S are amazing mods. The bots are bad and they we try to get them out as much as we possibly can. And the bigger the channel gets, the more mod the more bots come in. The more bots come in. Absolutely. Get a wheel spin. Yeah. I mean, $20 wheel spin. We could do Bean Boozled. We can do Alper karaoke. We can do jumping jacks. We can do $5 shot clock to where I take shots of whatever. I’ve thought about it. Cam to Delaware MA football guy. Cam to Delaware, shout out to uh shout out to you for a $2 super chat. Alrighty. Yes. Three of us now. We got this. Squash the fish. Squash the fish. Fish. I know. I I was told and you are correct. Dolphins are mammals, but squash the mammals don’t seem that fun. Don’t seem that fun. Uh, no. Which Camden and go pets? Camden, Delaware. Two miles from there. Yes, sir. Big Daddy Joe. I would be there every Sunday having the time of my life. Hash squash the fish. Tua is going to throw for three touchdowns. Tyreek, I don’t believe it. I don’t don’t don’t believe it. What’s your clothing brand, Haven? If you got nice clothes, I’d buy I need some new swag for my uh I need some new swag for my my wardrobe because it’s getting pretty bad. It’s getting bad. It’s getting old. slashers. Got to get this going as we get ready for kickoff. Oh, well, I don’t have to worry about that. What am I doing? We always defer double S. There’s a Camden, uh, Maine Fantasy Red Zone picking the Patriots over Miami. One fish, two fish, dead fish, blue fish. That is great. That is great. That is great. I got a little challenge for you guys. We are less than five five minutes to kickoff. Less than five minutes to kickoff. And I don’t want you to jinx it. I don’t want you to jinx it. I need to get to a hundred. Need to get to a hundred. Need to get to a 100red likes within the next four minutes. We need 18 more people. 18 more. If you got confidence in the Patriots, I don’t care what happened week one. I do not care. I do not care. We are on to Miami. If you got confidence, hit that thumbs up icon. We need 11 more. Who’s the real one in the chat? Smash that like button. Hit that thumbs up icon. If you don’t know how, you can get on your phone and you can just click it right then and there. Seven away. Come on. Let’s do it. Let’s get this game going. Let’s have some confidence. Let’s get it. Woo! I’m ready, man. I’m absolutely ready. Patriots, Dolphins. I’m also very nervous. Let’s get the win started today. Let’s get it going. Let’s get it going. My goal today, don’t lose my voice. Oh man. Week two, baby. Week two. Week two. Week two. Week two. They should be you. The Dolphins should be really really really concerned. Alrighty. Before we kick it off, let’s uh let’s update this super chat battle before we get it going. And guys, we are putting we are we are cooking. We are absolutely cooking them. Absolutely cooking. 164 to 131. I want to put uh No, I I got that wrong, guys. I got that wrong. We got even more chat. We got even more. 166. 166. I’ve only got only down one, but we got more. We got more every $50 super chat. And when we get to 300 total, we are 140 away. I will take down a boot. Take down a boot when you get to 300. So, let’s get it going. Let’s get it going. Let’s put these Dolphins in the dirt. Let’s put Dolphins today in the dirt. Come on. We got two minutes to kick off. And they just got one big. I can hear him in the back screaming. I can hear him in the back screaming. Not so fast. Yep. Yep. Wish you had this jersey. I got it like five years ago. Six years ago. Squash the mammal. Tony Mitchell. And I also got the stats for you guys going. Got the live playbyplay. everything makes my life a little bit easier to so be one TV and three tablets. You know what uh you know what host Nick Roloff says about uh people that watch more than four games? If you got four screens, you got zero screens. You ain’t watching any. That’s that’s wrong because I got to worry about my bets. I got to worry about my bets at all times. I got I got I got I got it going right now. Shout out to you, Thomas Allen. Shout out to you. For me, I just got this going. Oh, they just got a big one. Stereo, how we doing? D1 ghosting. Oh, man. All right, guys. We got 55 seconds to kick off. 55. And if you’re ready, if you’re ready, I want one more time. Spam those me. Listen to double s spam those messes. Kemp Potter, of course, I love bringing you guys the playbyplay. Every single play that’s going down, the Patriots are taking the field. Let’s go. Come on. We got to get this game going. Yeah, they’re killing us now. Good lord. Come on. Come on. Spam those B’s. I see a Soldier. Tony Mitchell in the chat. Kelvin Mack. Team Alper. Double S. Ace Soldier. William Roberge. Squash the squash the mammals. Michael Virgil. Oh, classic Vinnie. White Vinnie is your favorite. No, Bonito. Smurf. We’re getting killed in the super chat battle now, guys. We are getting merckked. They’re singing the Miami Dolphins song. Nope. Nope. Here we go, guys. Patriots Dolphins in Miami and I’m can’t wait. I got a good feeling, too. I got a good feeling, too. Scarecrow, shout out to you for joining us. I am not singing the anthem, Tony Mitchell. That’s too much. It’s too much pressure. It ain’t over to the fat lady sing. It ain’t over to the fat lady sing. Oh, scary, scary, scary. If you’re ready, guys. William reurge. I got to keep myself calm. So, only a $50 only a $50 super chat. And I got this. Of course, I remember Pat Chung, Dark Lord. He left. He left and then came back. He went to the enemy, the Eagles. Patriots call heads, it’s tails. Miami defers. Miami defers. They the Patriots will start with the ball first in this one. Double S. Yes. Let’s break Ry’s heart today. Let’s break the Miami Dolphins heart today. Patriots will be getting the ball first. I hope we we’ll see what we’ll see what Drake May’s got. We’ll see what Drake May’s got. I took I took I took Trayvon Henderson first touchdown. Morgan Moses is a game captain today, ladies and gentlemen. I love I love Edelman, man. That’s one of my favorites. Drake May, Caleb Williams sucks. Caleb Williams sucks. Here we go. Beautiful weather after yesterday Miami UC USF game. Kind of tore up the field. Appreciate you Anthony Johnson for tuning in. N Tony Mitchell, we lost a coin toss. We’re getting the ball first. I’m not saying that. Thomas Allen, you said that one. You said that one. All right, guys. How many How many subscribers can we get before Ooh. Ooh. Antonio Gibson and Tayvon Henderson will return this kick. Zack Cerr is also calling the plays today as Terrell Williams is still getting some health related issues. Hopefully he is okay. Hopefully he is okay. Eric, shout out to you. Dark Lord, you met Edelman. That’s awesome. Let’s go, Pats. Come on. Here we go. The kick is away and we are underway for week two as Antonio Gibson will take this one out. He’s got a hole and he’s going to get taken down at their own 31 yd line. Here we go. Here we go. Drake May taking the field. First and 10. I need this to uh not have any delay. Get the run game going early. Drake Mays lined up under center. Raandre Stevenson’s getting the start. Hand off to Raandre and he’s going to go up the middle for about four yardd gain. Starters for the Patriots, Kan Booty, Matt Collins, Hunter Henry, Austin Hooper, and Raandre Stevenson. There we go. There we go. Second down and six. It is not second down and seven. Hopefully this playby-play will be going better. There we go. Drake May lined up under center once again. Two wide receivers right hand off again to Raandre up the middle and he’s going to gain about five on the play. It’s going to be a third down and one to go. Come on. If you want the Patriots to convert this third down, hit that thumbs up icon. Let’s go. Come on. Got to start this game fast. Got to start it fast. Third down and one. Third down and one. Drake May lined up in the shotgun. Raandre to the left of him. Hunter Henry in motion. He gets knocked over. Mandre takes it up the middle. First down. Patriots up to midfield. Type those ones, baby. Type those ones. Good start, Pats. Good start. Raandre Stevenson just absolutely ran into Hunter Henry and it kind of confused the defense a little bit and he just bounced off and ran out to the left side and gained yardage. First down Pats at midfield. Drake May under center. Stfan Diggs is on the field. Play action. fakes the fakes the jet sweep. Drake Mays going down. Sacked. Bradley Chub tried to do a trick play on first and 10. Did not work out so much. Faked the handoff and faked the jet sweep to Trevon Henderson. And it looks like Hunter Henry missed his block and Bradley Chub took down Drake May. Second down and 13. Only a three-d loss. 12:30 left in the quarter. First sack for Bradley Chubs since Christmas Eve 2023. Jesus man. Drake May lined up in the shotgun. Back to pass. Has time over the middle. Incomplete intended for Hunter Henry. Third down. Third and 13, guys. Had the first down and then can’t can’t do m can’t do much after that one. Come on. Big play here. Got to catch that Hunter Henry. It was right in his hands. Russell Douglas on the coverage. He did knock it out, but you got to you got to hang on to that one. Third and 13. Third and 13. Drake May under shotgun. Raandre and Tvon Henderson are next to him. Two wide receivers right, one left. Drake May back to pass. He’s got time. A lot of time. checks it down to Arandre and he’s going to gain about 98 on the play. It’s going to bring down a fourth and three and I wouldn’t be surprised if the Patriots go for it. I wouldn’t be surprised. It’s going to be fourth down. They’re in Miami territory. You’re kind of in that no man’s land. I’d go for it here. And it looks like Josh McDaniels is calling a play. Patriots are going to be going for it on this one. Come on, Pats. Come on. Come on. Here we go. Fourth down and three. Drake May in the shotgun. Raandre to the left. Stfan Diggs in motion. Kan Booty left. Digs out right. Drake May back to pass. Looking over the middle. Caught. First down Patriots. Stfan Diggs. Type those ones, baby. Here we go. Come on. Big play. There we go. Gutsy calling first down. I love it. You got to set the tone early. You got to be aggressive. You cannot give the ball back to the Dolphins early. This is delayed, man. Oh my god. I don’t think we have a delay. No. No, we don’t. First and 10, under 11 to go. Drake May lined up in the shotgun. Antonio Gibson’s in the game. Fakes the handoff. Drake May rolls out left throwing over the middle. Got a wide open Austin Hooper. First down Patriots. They are in the red zone. 11 yd line. Come on. Here we go. Here we go. Beautiful play. Love this first drive. Drake May fakes the handoff. He rolls out and finds a wideopen Austin Hooper. Much better opening drive for the Pats than we saw last week. Much better, man. First and goal. Hand off to Antonio Gibson up the middle. Going to gain about three yards inside the 10 yardd line. 22 yd gain for Austin Hooper. Come on. Touchdown Seahawks. Wow. Second down and seven to go. Under 10 minutes in the quarter. 20 seconds left in the play clock. Drake Bay lined up under center. They’re going in single back formation. Antonio Gibson still in the game. Stfan Digs. No, that’s P Douglas in motion. Fakes the handoff. He’s got M. Collins wide open for the touchdown. Let’s go. Touchdown Patriots. Knack Holland. Spam those TDs, baby. Let’s go. Where are we? There we go. Spam those TDs. Big first drive for the Patriots. Gigantic. Gigantic. That was beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Andy Borgalis lined up for the field goal. Kick is up. He missed the extra point. He missed the extra point. God, this kid. This kid, man. This kid. This kid. This kid. Come on, man. You got to make that extra point. You got to make the extra point. What are we doing here? You score a great touchdown. Yeah, you should have kept Parker Romo, man. Should have kept Parker Romo. Should have kept Parker Romo. I don’t know what the hell they were thinking. This is unbelievably BS. You can’t bring back Parker Romo, my friend Pat. He got signed by the Falcons. He’s starting tonight for the Atlanta Falcons. Falcons, they benched young coup. Parker Romo is now the kicker. He is the starting kicker. Patriots had the opportunity, man. He did hear me, Virgil. He heard me talking trash. Hear me talking a lot of trash. heard me talking a lot of trash. It’s unbelievable how how bad this kid is. It’s unbelievable how bad this kid is. I I mean, he was unbelievable at Miami. He was insane at Miami. He was very good at Miami. This is This is so annoying. This is so annoying. Got 800 people in the chat right now. Only 174 likes. Hit that thumbs up icon, guys. Come on. We got to get to 200. We got to get to 200. Great opening first drive. Great opening first drive for the Patriots. And it was capped off by an awful, and I mean awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, extra point. Yep. Yep. Eight likes away. Eight likes away. Tell me I’m lying about what? Chad Ryland’s good now, which is kind of crazy. Chad Ryland’s good now. Oh man, should have kept Sly. Yeah, should have. Patriots have a kicker problem now. Maybe they can trade Maybe they could trade for a kicker instead of uh you know trading a guy on the IR. Yes. Yes. We cut We have cut Parker Romo. We cut Parker Romo for Andy Borggales. And wow, fourth and one. Puka. Wow. What a play by Puka. trade for I will say there’s a guy uh Rodrigo Blankenship as the kick is oh is up and Miami is going to take this one out and he’s going to make it down to about the 25 yd line tackled on the play by Christian Ellis. All right. I will say guys, like Rodrigo Blankenship, he posts on his TikTok every single day uh or every single week of all the plays that go on throughout like um that happen each and every week trying to get another spot in the uh NFL because he was good in the UFFL. And maybe give him a shot, maybe give him an opportunity because Boralis missing all these is unbelievable. Need a call of Guscowski. First and 10. Tula lined up in the shotgun. Hands off to Devin Achan and he’s going to be in about seven on the play. Tackled by Kyle Duggar who I think Kyle Duggar getting the start at safety today. Okay. Kyle Duggar getting the start. Tua in the pistol. Tyreek Hill in motion. They get another hand off to Han and he’s going to be tackled behind the line of scrimmage. Kavon Chasan got in and Marcus Jones gets the tackle. It’s going to bring up third down. Type those threes, baby. Come on. Come on. Let’s get a three and out for this Miami Dolphins team. They’re terrible. Come on. Third down and five. Third down and five. Tua lined up in the shotgun. Got Tyreek Hill and another man right. Han is getting in motion. Tua takes the snap. Drops back looking. There’s a flag down on the play over the middle. It’s intercepted. It’s intercepted. Jaylen Hawkins with the pick. Let’s check what the flag is. Hold on before we get too excited. Let’s see what the flag is. Tua is terrible, man. Tua is terrible. Tua is absolutely awful. Let’s see what the flag is. Come on. All right. One against each team. off sides on the Pats. That’s offsetting penalties and it’s going to repeat third down. God damn it, man. God damn it. You got to be smarter than that. They haven’t shown a replay. I don’t know who jumped off sides. Third down and four. Come on. Come on. Tua once again lined up in the shotgun. Jaylen Wadd right and three left. Tyreek Hill in motion. Tua takes the snap. Fakes the handoff. He’s looking. He’s got the time over the middle. Incomplete. Fourth down. Type those fours, baby. Robert Splain in the coverage. Quick three and out for Miami. Screw him. Let’s go, man. Let’s go. Oh my god. The Bengals suck. Wow. Punt is away. And Marcus Jones has room to run. It’s going to get taken down at the 30 yd line. Patriots getting the ball back. He’s got a touchdown. Bills over the Jets. Who got the Pats touchdown? Matt Collins. Shout out to Taylor for joining in. Zachary Bart, go tune in. Start talking your trash. Go Pats. Oh, man. Got to take control of this game, guys. Got to take control of this game. Got to take control of this game. Take a guess. What’s going to happen to Strive? Touchdown, field goal, turnover, or a punt. He might. He He might do that. He might do that. Got to keep an update for all these bench, all these uh all my props and my bets. Let’s see what happens. We We got other games going on today. I think I have them up here. I can show you guys. We get a little quick uh quick recap of the other games. The Jaguars up 7 nothing on the Bengals. The Bears are tied with the Lions. Giants and Cowboys. Third and 24. Browns and Ravens. This game is interest. That game’s interesting. And of course, we got ours 6 nothing. Saints still tied with the 49ers. Wonder how M Jones is doing. Wonder how M. Jones. And then the Bills are over 7 nothing against the New York Jets. Jags are a different team. I mean, they got a new coach. They got a new coach. They’re still reviewing this play in uh the Bengals game. Exactly. Got to play like an NFL team. The Dolphins suck. How much juice does Anderson got? Can he kick two? I sure hope so, man. Third straight. Oh my god. The Ravens will win against the Browns. It’s not that big of a take. Wow. All righty. Back to action here in New England. Starting at the 31 yd line, their own 31. Under eight minutes to go in the first quarter here in New England or here in Miami. Yeah, they need to blow it up. Bonito Smurf, they need to blow it up. They need to blow it up. Oh, Ro, I mean, Romo was Parker Romo was better. Parker Romo was better than Andy Borales, and we knew it. They just didn’t want to give up on a six round pick in this like in literal. They didn’t want to give it up. All right, back to action here. Drake May under center. Hands off to Raandre Stevenson and he’s going to gain about two three on the play. Probably get a field goal. I need this delay to be better, man. I need it to be better. Stressful with these bots. Yeah, it is. It is. It is Drake May lined up under center. Raandre behind him. Got two wide receivers, one out right, one out left. And we got a false start. False start on Will Campbell. On Will Campbell. That’s his third false start penalty on the rookie in his NFL career. Come on, man. You got to be smarter. False starts all in your head. Just know the snap count, dude. Just know the snap count. Second down and 12. May lined up in the shotgun. Back to pass. May over the middle, finds wide open Stfan Diggs for a gain of about nine. It’s going to be third down and I think four. Come on. If you want the Patriots to convert this play, hit that like button. Smash that thumbs up icon. Come on. Third down and four. Patriots need to get this. Do not want to go three and out here. Do not want to give the ball back to Miami. Drake May five for six for 58 yards. Third down and four. May in the shotgun. Got Raandre to the left, Stevenson to the right. May back to pass. He’s going on a wheel route to Henderson. Got him. First down Patriots all the way to midfield. Type those ones, baby. Beautiful play call. That’s what we like to see. Get Trevon Henderson more involved. No defense. Beautiful. Beautiful throw to Tayvon Henderson on the wheel route. Linebacker had no idea it was coming. Henderson back on the sidelines. Drake May under center. We got Austin Hooper in motion. Antonio Gibson in the game. Hand off to Gibson. He’s got nowhere to go and he’s going to somehow gain about one yard on the play. Second down and I think it’s going to be about nine. Second down and eight. Five minutes to go in the first quarter. Drake May under center. Antonio Gibson behind him. Got Austin Uber to the left and two wide receivers right. Matt Collins in the motion. May. Another handoff to Gibson. He’s got room and he’s going to go nowhere. The line completely collapsed. He had the opportunity to bounce out right and he could have went for a couple yards, but nothing. Nothing. All right. Big third down here. Big third down here. Play selection for the Patriots. A lot different than last week. Seven passes, seven rushes. Third down. Stfan Diggs is out wide. Drake May in the shotgun with Madre Stevenson to the right of him. Hunter Henry in motion. Kaan Booty out wide. May back to pass. He’s got time. He’s getting pressured. Goes up the middle. He’s going to take off running and he’s going to get the first down. First down. Patriots take those ones. Big play by Drake May to recognize the pressure and see the hole go wide open and rush for the first down. Thanks CBS for not having the yellow lineup. I couldn’t tell if it was a first, but it is. Don’t know what the broadcast is doing. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful block by I think that was Michael Wenu. 13 yardds on the play for Drake May. Patriots are driving once again out just outside the 30. Fakes the handoff. May rolling out right. He’s got another room to run. He’s going to take off once again and he’s going to gain seven on the play. We good? We good? We good. I hope we’re good. My computer was glitching out. Come on. Second down and four. Under 330 to go in the quarter. Come on. Come on. Drake May already has a lot more rushing yards than he did last week. Let’s get this bad boy going. Second down and four. Drake May under center. Henderson’s in the game. Handoff. Henderson up the middle. First down. Patriots. Five-yd gain. Type those ones, baby. They are driving. They are looking so much better than they did last week. Under three minutes to go. You score a touchdown here, you go for two. Forget Forget Borales. Forget Boralis. Come on. Got to score a touchdown here. Have to. First down and 10. Six first downs for the Patriots. Zero for Miami. They’ve completely controlled this whole entire ball game. Drake May under center. Got two wide receivers right. Digs and booty. Matt Collins to the left. Henderson in the back field. Hand off to Trayvon. He’s going to gain two on the play. Second down and eight. Oh wow. Trevor Lawrence just threw a pick at third and goal. 100%. Michael, go for two. 100% go for two. Give me some booty. Pause. Pause. No. No. No, it it’s CB. I thought it was me. CBS is screwing up the broadcast. It’s blinking out and in and out. It It’s going absolutely crazy right now. Drake May under center. Got two wide receivers right. Raandre is back in the game in the back field. Got digs to the right. And I think that’s Hunter Henry. Hand off to Raandre and he’s going to go nowhere. Two-y gain on the play. It’s going to be third down. 66. Pause. digs in booty. Oh, you’re gonna hear that a lot. Pause. Pause. All right, here we go. Third down and I think about six for the Miami 16. Patriots are in the red zone. Drake May in the shotgun. Raandre to the right of him. Two three wide receivers left. May back to pass. Going with a fade route to the end zone. Good. Touchdown. Kan Bod. What a catch. What a catch. First touchdown for Kahan Booty this season. What a throw by Drake May. And that was a one-handed grab. Oh my god. Tan Booty breakout year. Kyle Rush that that my biggest worst take ever said trade Kan Booty back in June. Wrong. Keep them. Kan Booty. Oh my. They’re going for one. Burggalis. Make the goddamn field goal. Make the goddamn field goal. Oh my god. He just missed another one. Are you serious, dude? You got to bring in another kicker, man. You got to bring him another kicker. Yep. I was wrong. I was wrong, Mr. Snoopy. I was wrong. Get Get this man on the practice squad. Have him go down because you cannot rely on this BS kicker. He is terrible. Good god, man. Holy [ __ ] This guy sucks. It’s all in his head now. It’s all in his goddamn head. It’s all in his goddamn head. Any free agent kicker? Well, let’s see here. I I I’m not I’m not joking. Bring in Bring in Rodrigo Blankenship for for a try out. No joke. Because this guy sucks. Dustin Hopkins. You’re fired. Yeah. Thomas Allen. Yeah. Cut him. Cut his ass. Cut his ass. This is up 12 nothing. Up 12 nothing. Up 12 nothing. One-handed grab from Kahan Booty. One-handed grab. Your boy Trav. All of you are right. All of you are right. I can’t believe this, man. I can’t believe this. Kyle Rush coming in with a $2 super chat. Yeah. Oh, man. Ask Buffalo for Prader when Bass gets back, please. For the love of God, man. But that might we don’t know how long that’s going to be. Can you last another two weeks with this BS kicker? Holy hell. Call Vince Wilfork to get our kicker. Is that the right one? I mean, I think that’s an old super chat, Kyle. But hell. And then Steven Fox, shout out to you. We should have kept Parker Romo. Yeah. 110%. 110%. Man, this is bad. This is bad. Patriots are up though. 12 nothing. And the kick is up. Kick is on the way. And Miamiy’s going to return this one. He’s not going to have much room. And he’s going to get taken down at about the 27 yd line, but flagged down on the play. Jesus. I can’t believe it. I can’t believe it. I can’t believe it. Drake May Love for kicker. Oh, I got a play from M. Jones here on red zone. He’s going to roll out and we got holding on the Miami Dolphins. This one’s coming back. M. Jones rushes for 14 yards. Tyler Herro, we do not have another kicker. Hey, appreciate you wanting Stark Cole. Appreciate you. Put Jayvon Baker in a kicker. Does Henderson know how to kick? Does anybody know how to kick? God damn, man. Wallace, I’m trying to keep myself calm here. Miami Dolphins have six total yards. Six. Six. Six. Tua lined up in the pistol formation. Got a man in motion. And he’s going to drop back. He’s got time. Screens it. There’s a flag on the play. Screens it to Achan who’s going to gain about seven on the play. Taken down by I can’t tell because CBS broadcast is going crazy. It’s blanking out like this is iRacing. Kavon Chason on the tackle. Let’s get those numbers up, man. Keep it going. We got to get to 29300. Let’s do it, baby. Come on. The Patriots are up. We just hit 300 and we got I think that was an offsides on the Patriots. They decline that penalty. It is second down and three. Bring Nick Folk back. Nick Folk is on the Jets. Up the chats. Wes Wilker could kick. He did. He could kick. Chson was lined up off sides. His hand is way over the line. Way over the line. Second down and one. Tua lined up in the pistol. Got two right, one left. Man in motion. Tua drops back to pass over the middle. First down. Kyle Duggar on the tackle. It’s a bit gained for about four. I have no idea who caught that pass. Kyle Duggar getting a lot more plays. We saw how bad the safeties were last week and they said, “Screw it. We’re playing them now.” That’ll be the end of the first quarter. Patriots lead 12 nothing. Got a couple super chats going on right now. But while we’re doing that, I will tell you guys about our sponsor. And you can get this Patriots hoodie right now for 40% off. Ladies and gentlemen, just today. Only today, guys. Only today. They’re having a deal right now. If you use chatsports.com/patriots hoodie, I’m putting that in the live chat for us. If you want to get your hoodie today, rep the Patriots, you can get yours today. I think it is about $32.99, but I don’t know how long this deals going on. You got to go just today. Get yours right now. Got a couple of super chats coming in. Your boy Drew coming in with a 20 at this point. Fire Andy. Two in a row. My goodness, that offense is looking good. LFG. Let’s go, baby. Let’s go. 12 nothing. Two. Go for two the rest of the ball game. Go for two for the rest of the ball game. And then Southern Yankee. Great play by play, sir. Thank you, Southern Yankee. I am also a Southern Yankee down in Dallas, Texas from the Northeast. So appreciate you. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. How about How about we How about I do a deal for you guys? We haven’t given a lot of raffle tickets. I mean, if you super chat, you get a bunch of raffle tickets. Shout out to everybody that super chatted. every 20 subs. And I’m looking right now. We got Once we get to 300, I will start. Every 20 subs that we get, I’ll give away a free raffle ticket. How about that? One random person in the chat right now. One random person. I will give John Parker Romo. Am I a joke to you? Parker Romo is starting tonight. Mason starting for the Atlanta Falcons. They benched young Wu. They signed Parker Romo and he will be starting kicking for the Atlanta Falcons tonight. And yes, the raffle ticket goes to a free jersey at the end of the month that we will be giving away. Mike, every uh every 20 subs, I got you. Once we start, get to 29,300. Every 20 subs, I will give away. I got the live sub counter here right next to me and I’m seeing that we are at 2298 and I can bring that up for you guys right now. 2298 about to go back to action here in Miami. In Miami, Tua lined up in the shotgun. Got running backs to the right and to the left of him. Achan in the motion. Fakes the handoff. It’s a screen pass to Achan on a swing route. He’s going to gain some yardage and I think he’s going to gain the first down. gain a 10 on the play. Got to go old school because they don’t have the uh broadcast working right with the yellow line. Rather have coup at this point. I’d rather have anybody than Andy Borales. Anybody. Every 20 subs. Every 20 subs giving away a free one to a lined up under center Nick Westbrook in the motion. Second down and one. He did not get the first down. Tyreek Hill in motion. They’re going to fake the handoff. Tyreek Hill wide open. He’s going to break one tackle and then pushed out of bounds. Gain of 11. Dolphins first down. They’re at midfield. Midfield. A man, he needs to go back to playing soccer. Yeah. Yeah. Tua lined up in the shotgun. First and 10. 340 left in the quarter. Tyreek Hill in motion. to a pitch to Achan and he’s going to gain about four on the play. Going to bring down a second down and six. Come on, defense. Second down. This playbyplay, man. It’s being slow for you guys. Still being slow. I think that’s what’s wrong here. There we go. Thank you, Big Daddy Joe. Second down and six. Tua lined up in the shotgun. Got a running back to his right. Three wide receivers right. Man in motion. Nick Westbrook Aena. He’s going to take the jet sweep and he’s got room. He’s taking this one. It’s going to be a first down Miami. They’re driving just right outside the red zone about the 25 yd line. Come on. Come on, guys. Come on, guys. First and 10 on the 26 yd line. Come on, defense. Come on. Come on. Tua lined up under center. Tyreek Hill in motion. got a pitch up the middle and he’s going to just take this one up the middle. He’s got nine. I think it’s going to be about a gain of nine on the play. Under 12 to go in the quarter and the Dolphins are inside the red zone. Josh Allen exited the ball game and Mitch Trabiscy came in and threw an absolute dart. I think Josh Allen just broke his nose. Xander, where’s the ball at? Update that for you. There at the 19. Second down and two. Tua lined up in the shotgun. Han to the left of him. He’s going to roll out. Tua. He’s looking for the end zone. Got a man. Touchdown. Jaylen Wadd. He just burnt the living hell. Wide open. Wide open. That was a beautiful pass by Tua. Beautiful pass by Tua. Who was that on the play? Who was that on the play? I couldn’t tell. Field goals up and it is good. H. It’s all good, guys. Patriots are still leading by five. Should have went for two there, but you didn’t. It’s all good. It’s all good. It’s all good. Everything’s okay. Everything’s all good. Dolphins. Let’s get some vibes in the chat right now. Get some vibes in the chat, everybody. Spam F Miami in the chat right now. Spam F Miami in the chat. I was Alex Austin. I couldn’t tell. I couldn’t see the number. It was 28. Okay. I couldn’t tell if it was Alex Austin or Kyle Duggar. Austin got burned. And that’s that’s what uh that’s what you miss Gonzo. He’s He’s in the place of Christian Gonzalez. In the place of Christian Gonzalez. You could I mean this would be fine. Like obviously the Dolphins are probably going to score a touchdown at some point, but um you missed two extra points and now you’re only at five. And now we’re getting we are getting killed, guys. We are getting killed in the super chat battle. There you go, Big Daddy Joe. Yeah. F Miami and Borgalis, man. I I’m getting I’m getting a little tired of this guy. And it’s week two. I’m getting a little tired. I’m getting a little annoyed about this dude. It It’s unbelievable. You’re supposed to be an NFL kicker and you’re trash. And you’re trash. You are trash. Shout out to Kyle Rush coming in with a $5 super chat. Boris will make it great. Andy on the next office. That’s a good one. That’s a good one. You have to go for two for the rest. You have to go for two for the rest of the ball game. You have to. You absolutely absolutely have to. Let’s check the live sub counter. When we get eight more subs, I’m giving away a free raffle ticket. Giving away a free raffle ticket. 400 yards is a little ridiculous. as the kick is underway and Antonio Gibson’s going to take this one out and get down to about the 25 yd line. This is 11:14 left in the first half. 12-7 ball game. 12-7 ball game. It’s all good if you score here. Miami got 88 yards, 82 yards on that drive. Drake May lined up under center. Hunter Henry in motion. Raandre Stevenson’s in the ball game. May back to pass. Finds Austin Hooper over the middle. He’s going to gain about nine on the play. Drake May has been playing great, but you have you have to you have to this Christopher Walkin impression. You have to play better. You have to play better on defense. You got to stop this Dolphins team. You have to like look at Drake May right now. Seven for eight, 89 yards, two touchdowns, two Tutties. Second down and one, under 11 to go in the half. Drake May now eight for nine on the play. Lined up under center. Raandre May back to pass. Quick throws. There we go. First down Patriots. Going to be about an eight yd game to Austin Hooper. Once again, just got to keep going fast, baby. Keep going fast. Keep going fast. Alex Austin got burned on that touchdown, man. We all do, Anna. We all do. We all miss peppers. Nine completions to six different receivers for Drake May. Nine for 10 on the field. Drake May lined up in the shotgun. Got two left, got one left, one right when Raandre in the back field. 7 seconds left in the play clock. Six, five. Drake May hands off to Raandre up the middle. Breaks one tackle. Breaks two tackles. He’s going. He’s going to gain about 20. Keeps going all the way down to the 37 yd line. Great run from Madre. Downhill run. Best run of the season for him. Broke one, broke two, broke three, and just carried them all the way in. Type those ones, baby. Got to keep driving. 1300 people watching in the chat right now. If you love what you’re seeing, hit that thumbs up icon. Drake May under center. Trivia Henderson into the ball game. Hunter Henry in motion. Going to be in the eye. Fakes the handoff. May he’s got time to throw. Nope. He’s going to be sacked down on the play. And it’s going to be Chop Robinson on the play. Henderson missed his block. Tried the play action and Tayvon Henderson missed his block on the play. God damn it. Second down and 15. 8:30 left to go in the half. Come on, Drake May in the shotgun. Henderson to the right of him. Got trips left and Hunter Henry out wide right. May back to pass. He’s getting pressured again over the middle finds Hunter Henry. He’s going to gain about 13 on the play. There’s a flag down though. Flag on the play. It might be holding on the Patriots. This one might be coming back. Holding on Tayvon Henderson. Bring that great play back. God damn it. He let up the sack and then had the holding. And it’s now second down and 25. Second down and 25. God damn it. Spoke too soon. Put Stevenson back in now. I I from knowing Josh McDaniels, they’re going to do a delayed handoff on this ball game in this on this play. Knowing Josh McDaniels, from every time that I’ve seen him, they’re going to line up in the shotgun to the right and they’re going to do a delayed handoff. It’s a Josh McDaniel special. Drake May lined up in the shotgun. Got Raandre and Stevenson. May back to pass. They’re throwing. May’s got time. Rolling out right. Breaks one tackle. Going to throw it. Incomplete, but there’s a flag down on the play. This might be defensive holding. And that gives you a automatic first down. Who’s this on? Come on. Let’s see what this flag is. Flag came down in the secondary and we got to 322. That’s a free illegal contact defense. 5-yard penalty automatic first down. Type those ones, baby. That’s a huge, huge, huge play. Oh, illegal contact. Stefan Diggs was held so badly on that play. Under eight minutes to go in the half. First and 10. Drake May under center. Hand off to Antonio Gibson. And he’s going to gain about six on the play. Come on. Got to score a touchdown here. PVD. Got to score a touchdown. Got to score a touchdown. Second down and five. Second down and five. Let’s check Drake May’s stats right now. Nine for 10 for 105 yards. Two touchdowns. Drake May in the shotgun. Henderson to the left. And we got a false start on a Morgan Moses. God damn it. It’s a false start on Morgan Moses. That’s a false start on Cole Strange. That’s a holding penalty on Henderson. Come on. Gotta play disciplined football. Got to play disciplined football. Second down and 10. Three penalties all. No, that’s wrong. That is uh three penalties, 20 yards. Yeah, that’s right, actually. Drake May in the shotgun, dropping back. They’re blitzing. Check down to Trayvon Henderson. Breaks one tackle and he’s going to gain the first down and more. Keeps going all the way down to the 32 yd line. First down, Patriots. That was a beautiful design play. They did not read it at all. It looked like Chop Robinson came down blitzing for his life. Didn’t even read that Henderson was right there for the screen pass. Just you see the quickness and speed from Tayvon Henderson there. The shiftiness and he ran over Jack Jones. Ran over Jack Jones. Matt Collins is loving it. First and 10 for the Patriots. fakes the handoff. May looking he’s going to throw this one to Hunter Henry and Henry’s going to gain about eight on the play. Keep this drive going, baby. Keep this drive going. Come on. I got to check the time possession. Chris, this this drive is a long long time. I think the Dolphins have only had the only only had the ball twice. Second down and one. Nine yardd gain. 530 to go. May going to take it up the middle himself and gain the first down. He’s going to get about three on that play. That wasn’t a tush push. That was an oldfashioned Brady sneak. Cole Strange is on the Dolphins AC. He is on the Dolphins. It’s hilarious. I hope they play him. I really do. I really do. God damn. 15 rushes, 12 passes for the Patriots today. Lot different than we saw last week. Under five to go in the quarter. Drake May in the shotgun. Got Raandre to the right of him. Stfan Diggs left and Kan Booty left. May back to pass. He’s going to check it down to Raandre and Raandre is going to get taken down for nothing. Drake May felt the pressure. I’d love to see Stfan Diggs get his first touchdown as a New England Patriot today. Love to see it. You had enough time to throw the ball there to get have the play develop, but obviously he saw nothing with his first reads and he checked it right down. Feeling a Hunter Henry touchdown right now. Thomas Allen. I hope so. Drake May under center. Raandre in the back. Hands the ball off to Raandre up the middle. He’s going to gain about nine on the play. No one was even there. That hole was wide open. Jesus. They’re balling out here today. This defensive line nowhere to go. Raandre, he didn’t. He He like kind of dove trying to get the first down there and there was no need for it. If he would have just stayed up, he could have probably broke up one tackle. Mink Fitzpatrick was there on the tackle and he was easily downhill. Third down in inches. If you don’t run the tush push here, I’m going to be pissed. Drake May under center. And then tush push. First down Patriots. That’s what I wanted to see. Run the tush push, baby. Run the tush push. Type those ones. First and goal. Trey Parker. What are you? Uh the South Park man. South Park man. First and goal, baby. Come on. Let’s get a touchdown here. Come on. And go for two. First and goal at the 10 yardd line. Drake May under center. Stefan Diggs in motion. Raandre Stevenson in the back field. Kahan Booty out wide and Matt Collins in the left. May hand off to Stevenson and he’s going to gain about two on the play. Second down and goal. 243 left in the quarter. Looks like the Dolphins called a timeout. Chewing hell a clock. I mean, you’re up. You should probably be play like that. Jesus, man. Jesus. They should let Booty run the tush push. No, let Drake May run the tush push. 6’4 like 225. I said it all last week. When it’s third and one, don’t get cute. Run the goddamn tush push. And you saw Hunter Henry come in motion and you saw the play and he just pushed him right there for a first down. 244. Second down and goal. Houston Texans fan. Come on. Let’s see Stfond Diggs for a touchdown. Drake May lined up in the shotgun. And you got trips left with Hunter Henry, Stefan Diggs, and Kyle Williams. Kaan Booty out wide right. Drake May back to pass looking. He’s going to take off running. If he gets to the outside, he’s got the outside and he’s going to gain about four on the play. It’s going to be third down and goal from about the three. Come on, baby. Where’s Pop Douglas? Good question. Good question. I haven’t seen him much on the field. Have not seen him much on the field. Come on, baby. It’s third down. It’s third and goal. Come on. Need a play here. Need a play. Ball at the four yd line. Drake May in the shotgun. Got empty set. Now Randre is coming back in motion. Kahan Booty motions out wide and we got a timeout because you couldn’t get the playoff. Mike Frabel is saying, “Hey, slow down the tempo. It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s okay.” Wide open. There we go. Love that. If you want the Patriots to convert this, hit that thumbs up icon, guys. Come on. Come on. Let’s do this. Drake May is going off today. 12 for 13, 129 yards, and two Tutties. Two Tutties. Come on. Third down and goal, baby. Got to convert this. Got to convert this. Over 400 likes. Let’s go. Come on. Third down and goal. Got Trayvon Henderson in the ball game to the left of Drake May. He motions out wide. Kan Booty. Now he motions back in. Drake May finds the mic. Got two right. Back to pass. May looking looking over the middle. It was tipped. Incomplete. Fourth down. [ __ ] That was tipped. And we’ve hit the two-minute warning. It’s going to be fourth down. Do you want the Patriots to go for it? Do you want the Patriots to go for it? I’m going to keep spamming the chat. If you want them to spam, type your G’s. Type G. If you want them to kick, type your K’s. I’m giving out a free raffle ticket. Free raffle ticket. Spam your G’s. I’ll let it go. Spam it down to five because you know why? Because you guys are the real ones. I’ll give out two. Five, four, three, two, one. Boom. Zachary Bar, you’re saying go. You are in the raffle for a Patriots jersey of your choice. And I’m doing it again. Keep spamming it, guys. Keep spamming your G’s. 5 4 3 2 1 bang. The real cousin. You are in the raffle, my guy. I don’t I mean, can you trust Can you trust Boralis at this point? Can you trust Borgalis? I don’t know. I don’t know if you can trust Andy Borggales. Like, that is a big problem with this with this I don’t know if I could trust him. He’s missed two field goals. Two extra points. Two extra points. It’s a big problem. Uh, damn it. It’s a like waste of a 9-minute drive. If you get points, it’s okay. If you get points, it’s okay. You go up eight. You go up a one possession, which is a touchdown and a two-point conversion. And I saw we got a $2 or a $20 super chat coming in. Hold on. 360. Shout out to y’all. Be boom. Coming in with a 20. And I saw some people saying this game would have a combined score of five to 10 points. There’s no defense. There’s no defense. No defense. All right, here we go. Are the Patriots kicking it or are they going for it? They’re kicking the field goal. They’re going to kick the field goal. All right. He missed two extra points. 22 yd attempt. Field goals up. And this one is good. This one is good. Ew. Oh my Malik neighbors. Oh my. All right. 157, guys. 15-7. 15-7. I’m not going to complain. Not going to complain. He gets to keep his job for now. I don’t even think so. 22 yard field goal. I mean, half the people in this chat, if you kicked it, easy. That would be easy. That’d be so easy for everybody. So, I I’d still bring in I’d still bring in another kicker. I’ I’d still bring in another kicker. Oh, guys, guys. I hear them in the background. I hear the Dolphins in the background. They’re killing us in the super chats. Killing us. As the kick is up, Dolphins are going to take this one out and get down to about the 23 yd line. 151 to go in the half. Yep. Let’s see. Oh, I can hear them in the background celebrating. It’s It’s a little bit It’s a little bit irking me. It’s irking me. I’m not going to lie. It is It is It It’s Oh, man. Two sacks coming. And Andy Borggales needs to get on the practice squad. He needs to get on the practice squad and just get better. Bring in another kicker. Bring in another kicker. Bring in another kicker. I’m tired of I’m I’m seriously tired of of the misses as I just knocked over the remote. I’m tired of these misses, guys. So badly. Uh there we go. So I can help us out. Help us out to Patriots Dolphins. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] on team. Give me one second, guys. There we go. Have we let up any sacks? We’ve let up a couple. nest force a couple a couple not too many they’ve been really quick with the ball they’re getting out quick passes like Trevion Henderson has been there for a little bit of checkdowns we’ve been trying to check the ball down a lot it’s May taking a lot of like two-step drops and just throwing it that I will say like Hunter Henry was open on that touchdown that last uh third down play it was tipped at the line of scrimmage it was tipped so I I mean it is what it is you get points on the board you go up you go up possession They need a touchdown and a two-point conversion. But the one thing that you can you cannot let up a field goal here. The Dolphins get the ball at halftime. They get the ball at half and I don’t want to. You do not want them. Yeah. Dquavius. They get the ball at half. They get the ball after halftime. There we go. Need to get a three and out. You got two timeouts. 150 left in the ball game. Tu is going to line up in the pistol with Hchan behind him and Jaylen Waddle to the right of him. Motion Tua back to pass. He’s go He’s trying to go deep and he’s got Tyreek Hill wide open. Burnt the hell out of Craig Woodson. Joe Burrow is on the sidelines hurt. Jake Browning is in the ball game. That’s the one thing that you didn’t want to do, man. You cannot let them get a field goal. You have 22 minutes or 22 minutes of time possession and you’re only up uh eight points. Tua lined up in the shotgun. Got trips left. Han to the left of him. He’s going to hand off to Devon Han and he’s going to gain three yards on the play. 138 left in the half. You cannot let them You cannot let them go into this half with points. You cannot let them go into this half with points. 120 left in the half. Tua back to pass. Quick throw over the middle. caught by Jaylen Waddle. First down. They’re inside the Patriots territory at about the 46 yd line. 45 yd line. 110 left in the half. Tua lined up in the shotgun. Back to pass. Trying to get pressure over the middle. Wide open. Han. Timeout. Miami. This is embarrassing. This is embarrassing. They’re going to get all the momentum going to the half. You can They can literally double up. We got a timeout here. Defense is getting fried. Dashy. Defense is getting fried. Getting fried. Defense is getting fried. This is not good. This is not good. Southern Yankee coming in with a $10 super chat. Shout out to you, Southern Yankee. Appreciate you tuning in. Franklin, Massachusetts for 23 years. Born in Mobile, Alabama. Your energy level and Patriots knowledge is to be admired. Appreciate you for supporting the channel. That gets you a bunch of raffle tickets in. That gets you three raffle tickets into our month-long raffle. If you’re asking what the raffle is, at the end of the month, we’re going to be putting all these raffle tickets together, a duck race, and the winner will be going home with a Patriots jersey of your choice. No pass rush, PL. Secondary is a problem. Secondary is a big problem here. Big problem. And guys, this is kind of embarrassing. Kind of embarrassing. I’ll show you in a second. 231. 494. Oh, no, no, no, no. You cannot let them get back into this game. You just can’t let it happen. You can’t let it happen. Cannot let it happen. I mean, look at this. 231 to 494, guys. We’re getting our asses kicked. Getting our asses kicked by Dolphins today. I want to beat him. I don’t want Rolley to get in here. We’re winning on the field, but we got to be winning in the super chat, too. We have to be winning on the super chats, too. Maybe at halftime, we can get this going. We can get this going. Get this going. Minute to go. Can this defense hold on, man? Can it hold on? Can it hold on? Dolphins at the 34 yd line. Minutes to go in the half. Tua in the pistol. Motions. Achan. Tyreek out wide. They’re looking for him and he’s going to catch this ball inbounds. Marcus Jones in coverage for a gain of about I think it’s four. Clock keeps ticking at this point. Just hold him to a field goal. Ball at the 29 yd line. Going trips right for Miami. Tua back to pass. He’s getting pressured over the middle to Achan and he’s going to take this one for a touchdown. Touchdown. Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. They’re going for two, obviously. 30 yard touchdown to Devin Achan. There was no defense there. None. Non-existent. Blazy as hell. Dolphins are going for two and the Patriots are going to take a timeout. This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. 100% Mike. 100%. You had the ball in control. You had 22 minutes of time of possession and you’re going to go into the half probably tied and they’re getting the ball back after halftime. The hell are we doing? Zack Curry is the DC because Terrell Williams is out with health reasons. Dimmitri, [Applause] it’s unbelievable. Unfreaking believable dime vision. It wasn’t even wrapping up. That wasn’t anything about wrapping up. It was a quick we’re going to go this this and then he just he was untouched into the end zone until the one yardd line. Tua lined up in the shotgun for the two-point conversion and Caleb Chson he I don’t know. They’re they’re saying they’re saying someone jumped, but Chason also jumped. Let’s see what they call here. False start. All right, move him back. Bring him the hell back. Bring him the hell back. Bring him the hell back. Two catches for 32. Yeah. No, I’m an offensive guy. I’m not a defensive guy. Missing Peppers. That was all linebackers. That was all linebackers. That was all linebackers. And they’re not They’re going to choose not to go for it. They’re going to kick the field goal. They’re going to kick the field goal. They’ll kick the extra point. Field goal’s up. Extra point is good. The Patriots lead by one most likely going into the half. Wow. NFL is soft, man. NFL is so soft. So soft. Patriots wide receiver or Patriots snaps through 37 plays of this ball game. Kahan Booty with 25, Matt Collins with 24, Stfane Diggs with 21, Pop Douglas 10, and Kyle Williams six. With the running backs, Raandre 22, Trayvon Henderson 13, Antonio Gibson 7, and Jack Westover with three. and pretty much even split with the tight ends with 30 and 24. I’m so mad at this. I’m so angry. I’m so mad. Get out of here, Ben. And it goes out of bounds. The kick went out of bounds at the four yd line. And since Antonio Gibson touched it, it doesn’t result at it going to the 40. The Patriots will start the ball at their own fouryd line. Just getting worse and worse and worse. If I’m the Patriots, I’d take a knee. I’d honestly take a knee. I’d take a knee. You got one timeout. You don’t want to You don’t want to make any mistakes. As Tyreek Hill is going to go to the locker room early, it’ be something to take a look at as we go into the half. I take a knee. And it looks like the Patriots will take a knee. Smart move. Smart move. My god. After the first two drives looked amazing, Patriots defense looked awful. And instead of going up in the half, what they should be a lot to a little should be 18. It should be 17. You missed two extra points. And hopefully, unlike last week, you make some halftime adjustments. You make halftime adjustments and you go into the half like you you realize what you did wrong. and you adjust because that was a terrible way to end the half. Absolutely terrible way to end the half. I’mma put up a poll. Raid the first half. A, B, C, D, or F? I’m going to give it a D+. you control the entire time of possession like 22. It was about 22 to8 on the time of possession here and you’re only up one. That’s a problem. It like you cannot expect this defense to be able to hold. You have to score points and the Patriots did not score points. Like it was impressive for the offense. Kahan Booty had an amazing catch for a touchdown and you let up. You gave them the ball back after two-minute warning and they scored. Was awful, awful, awful, awful. 2232 to 728, but you only lead by one. Drake May got no complaints. 12 for 14, 129 yards. He is dominating. He is dominating. He’s playing one of his best games of his career, honestly. He’s on pace. But this game is far from over. Far, far, far from over. Aandre big bounce back from last week where he had five carries or seven carries for like 15 yards. It was disgusting to see. Big bounce back. Eight carries, 55 yards, about seven yards per carry. Very, very good from him. The offense is just not The offense is playing really good. Trayvon Henderson, two carries for eight yards. He does have a couple of catches on the day as uh the Dolphins are going crazy behind me. And then the wide receivers, Kahan Booty, one catch for 16 yards and a touchdown. Matt Collins, one catch, eight yards. Austin Hooper, big day for him. I know somebody in the chat, right? Somebody in the chat last week, literally last week was like, “I need a couple more yards for Austin Hooper.” I can’t remember who it is. and they didn’t get it this week. Of course you’re getting it. Of course you’re getting it. Stefan Diggs, two catches, 18 yards. And then Hunter Henry, very, very slow. Very, very slow. One catch for nine yards. But I mean, like, if we look Achan, five carries, 22 yards. He had a 30-yard touchdown catch. And last week he was awful, guys. He was dog [ __ ] last week. Absolute dog [ __ ] Exactly. Zero sacks. In the second half, pressure their ass off. Pressure your ass off. Come on. Pressure your ass off. Get to the quarterback. But I think they’re scared. I think they’re scared of what happened. Jaylen Wadd wide open on the touchdown. Devin Achan, nobody touched him for 30 yards until the one yard line. And at that point, with all the downhill momentum that you have, you ain’t stopping him. No, it it’s unbelievable. Unfreaking believable. Nice catch, Alec. and you’ve not really contained Tyreek Hill. Three catches for 40 yards. Three catches for 40 yards. Not a good Not a good Not a good end to the half. Not a good end to the half. Not what you want to see. Not what you want to see. Yeah, Big Daddy Joe, let’s not go 0 and2. Let’s not go 0 and2. Jesus, we’re getting killed. Oh, we’re going to update this uh super chat battle, guys. And uh you’re gonna you’re not gonna you’re not going to like it. It’s a little uh It’s a little rough. It’s a little rough. 40 yards is all he had last week. Well, they asked him after the game what he thought cuz they were like, “You haven’t had a 40 yard a 30-yard catch in a long, long time.” And he was he just laughed it off. He just laughed it off. But uh it doesn’t look good in this super chat battle. It’s not looking good. It’s not looking good. Yeah, I I You’re right. Double S. They got over 70,000. We got 29 396 about to hit 400. About to hit 400. But I’m trying to I’m like I like the underdog. Give me the underdog. Come on. Come on. It’s halftime. Over under a hundred. You did. You did, Haven. But only 40. Only 40. Only 40. Long way to go, guys. Long way to go. Boom. Coming in with a 10. Shout out to you. Boom. Shout out to you. Get that super chat up in one second. Boom. If you have a comment, start stop doubting your twin. Stop doubting your twin. I’m still confident in this game. I’m just a little a little angry. A little angry. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Boom. coming in with a $10 super chat. Shout out to Boom. Shout out to Boom. It It’s It’s going to be It’s going to be a big It’s going to be a tough one. Soft as Charm and the Patriots defense. That’s supposed to be their their strong suit. supposed to be their strong suit. It It’s It’s kind of crazy. It’s kind of crazy. I hope they cover. It’s a long way to go. Long way to go. Let’s take a look at just the scores around the NFL. Just in case you guys have a little bit of bets going on, just just like I do. Just like I do. Ravens are up 10 to three. They’re getting the ball back right before the end of the half. Jaguars up 17-10. up 17-10 and uh Joe Burrow got hurt. Giants are on upset alert over the Cowboys and then the Lions 21 to7. Trying to see if any other games are we missing. The 49ers up 9-7. That’s got to be the most disgusting game that you could possibly watch if you’re a football fanatic. If you’re a psychopath like I am. Cuz right now I got uh I got the Lions. I got the Patriots. I got the Cowboys. And yeah, perk. How’d the Dolphins catch up? Well, Jaylen Wadd cooked Alex Austin for a touchdown. And then the Patriots went to prevent defense to try to stop a field goal from happening. And they ended up going all the way downfield about 80 yards, 75 yards, and they scored a touchdown. 30-yard touchdown by Devon Achan. and it’s nasty to see. It’s nasty to see. Oh god, don’t love that. Gonzo needs to come back. Gonzo needs to get back as quick as possible. Quick as possible. And I’m concerned. I’m very very very very very nervous about what’s going on with Christian Gonzalez because we haven’t seen him at all at all. We have not seen him. He hasn’t practiced. He hasn’t done anything. Don’t Don’t tell him that. Faison, we like him to tune into the watch parties. We like him to tune in. M. Jones 11 of uh 12 for 19 and like 30 yards. That’s Kyle Shan Kyle Shanahan offense. Secondary is terrible. And if you guys like if you want to see a great touchdown like Kahan Booty’s touchdown was awesome. One-handed like oh my god. Yeah. I’m going to have an aneurysm. I’m going to get angry. Cam Ward’s first touchdown as a Titan, like his first touchdown pass is awesome. Shout out to Braden. Get that super chat up for you right now, Braden. What’s going on? Stephen Kramer, Middleboro, Massachusetts. How we doing? First time watching the stream. Shout out to Braden for a $10 super chat. Braden St. Stoer. Couldn’t tell if that was an A or an O. F the Dolphins. Hell yeah. Get your f the Dolphins down in the chat right now. F Miami. Screw the Dolph Dolphins. Screw the Dolphins. Big Daddy Joe, we are 50 away from 300. We are at 250. We are 30 away from 300. beard chug. If they win, if the Patriots win, I got the happy dads. We will I will be doing. I will be doing. Yes, I’m sticking to sports, guys. I’m sticking to sports. Is that CD? That is not CD. God damn it. I I look double S. It’s a Sunday and I got to work. And I got to work tomorrow, too. So, I’m trying to trying to uh chill. But I told you, did Dak just throw a pick? No. Happy Chug when we win. I just saw it was an ankle, Nate. I’m kind of like paying attention to this game. Got him on your fantasy team. Zamble from New Hampshire. All right, guys. I’m uh I’m nervous. I’m nervous. I’m nervous. if you’re excited for the second half. We are 25 likes away from 500. Hit that thumbs up icon. Like the video. Got to come out. Got to come out strong with this second half. Got to come out strong. Got to come out strong. as M. Jones just threw a touchdown to Christian McCaffrey. Cool. Genuine Phil. See how the Pats play. You got to respond. You have to respond. Have to respond. I hate M Tony. Just wanted to see how he’d play in the Kyle Shanahan offense because he sucked everywhere else. And I want to see if Brock Perie is the real answer as the second half is underway and the Dolphins are returning this one and he’s going to get tackled at about the 28 yd line and it’s Anthony Jennings on the tackle getting the play in place of Keon White who was out today. Got to get a three and out. Got to get a three and out. Come on. Let’s get this Let’s get this half started, right? Let’s get this half started, right? Spam your eneies in the chat, baby. Spam your enies in the chat. Come on. Here we go. Two lined up in the pistol. Hand off to Achan who’s going to break this one outside and he’s going to get down for about a sevenyard gain. God, this playbyplay needs to go by faster. Needs to go by faster. 11 likes away. Got a thousand people in the chat right now. Why not all thousand people have you have liked the video? Go ahead. Come on. If you want the Patriots to win, let’s go. Come on. Second down and three. Two are lined up under center. Two to his right. Hand behind him. Got a man in motion. It’s Jaylen Wadd fakes the handoff getting pressure. He’s looking and he throws it out of bounds. Third down and three. Spam your threes as we hit 500 likes. Shout out to all of you. Spam your threes. Actually, no. We have a late flag holding offense. Bring it back. Bring it back. Second down and 13. Second down and 13. It’s okay. All good. Second down and 13. Tua lined up in the shotgun. Got a man in motion. Running backs to his right and his left. Why is this not updating? No. Tua tries to check it down to Devin Han. There’s a flag on the play once again. It’s incomplete. That might be another hold. Looks like it’s another hold on the offense. Holding offense. Bring them back. Bring them back. You can’t do that. You can’t do that. Oh, they declined it. They declined it. Third down and 13. Spam those threes. It’s third down. Come on. Come on. 1407 left. Third down and 13. And Miami calls an early timeout. We’re only a minute into this second half. And they’re already calling timeouts. Come on, guys. It’s third down. It’s third down. Big play here. Open up the half strong. Make them go three and out. Spam those threes. Come on. Come on. Come on. 20 seconds left in the play clock. They’re still in the huddle. 1407 left in the third quarter. Tua lined up in the shotgun. Got trips right, one wide receiver outside left, and that’s you know who, the cheetah. Tua back to pass. They’re getting pressure. He’s going for a deep ball. He’s looking and it is caught all the way down to the Patriots 24 yd line. You had an opportunity to pick that ball off like it was nothing. It was double covered, guys. It was the most underthrown play I’ve ever seen. Underthrown. Underthrown. 47 yard catch. He beat Alex Austin. The ball was under thrown. There was an opportunity to literally, no joke, pick that ball and it just went right into Tua’s hands. First down and 10 from the 27. Tua hands the ball off to Devin Aan who goes nowhere. Oney gain. Unfreakingbelievable. Need Christian Gonzalez back. Gonzo, get your hamstring good. Come on, man. Come on, man. Second down and nine. Under 13 in the half. You had pressure on Tua. He just threw it up. Alex Austin, you have to turn your head around, brother. You have to Tua in the pistol. Two wide receivers left. Deon Achant behind him. Man in motion. It’s Westbrook Akin on a jet sweep and he’s going to gain about two yards on the play. It’s going to bring up third down and seven. Come on. Spam your threes. Need to stop here. Come on. Third down and seven. Spam your threes, baby. Come on. Got to get a stop here. Got to get a stop. Tua is lined up in the shotgun. They got trips left. Wide receiver out to the right. And Han Achan to the to the right of him. Westbrook Aeen in motion. Tua back to pass. He’s going over the middle. Got a man. Westbrook Akin. He just burnt the living hell out of Alex Austin again. First down Miami. There’s a flag on the play. A legal shift offense on Westbrook Aeen. Who caught it? It’s going to be third down and 10. Alex Austin, man. The Patriots just cut. They just cut DJ James who easily could have just come in for Alex Austin who has been burnt toast the whole goddamn game. You can’t bench Austin. You got no other You got no other corner. Tua lined up in the shotgun. They got trips left once again. Alex Austin is seven yardds back on Tyreek Hill. Tua drops back to pass. Checks it down. He’s got room to run. It’s going to be stopped. Great tackle. Austin made the tackle. Brings up fourth down. And Dolphins are going to send out the field goal unit. That is not the last play. Riley Patterson. Fourth and five. Riley Patterson with a 40-yard attempt here. Kick is up and it is good. The Miami Dolphins lead for the first time this season. Unbelievable. You stopped to do a field goal, but good freaking Lord, man, you had the perfect opportunity on that bomb. Pathetic. Absolutely. Pathetic. Pathetic. Pathetic. Pathetic. And guess what? Hey, Andy Borales, it be it be tied. It be tied. It be tied. You didn’t miss those two extra points, loser. I have a feeling Alex Austin might be put on the practice squad after today and they might resign DJs. He was not claimed by anybody. You cannot put Duggar at corner. No. That’d be the worst mistake. Jesus Christ. Calm down there, Brett. Well, yeah. I mean, the rant guy topics, your head coach cannot call you soft. You just can’t do that. You just absolutely cannot call your team soft. You can’t do it. Oh, my fantasy teams are doing decent. I I mean it would be tied DV. It’d be 1717, dude. This playbyplay has been slow. All right. Just please, please, please. I’m not going to apologize to AVP. The offense was terrible with Alex Vanpelt. I My score prediction was 33-24. That was my score prediction. That was my score prediction. Oh, whoops. Look at that. Unbelievable, man. Unfreaking believable. As the kick is away, Antonio Gibson is going to take this back and he’s going to get to about the 35 yd line. Good return. Good return. Good return. Illegal block in the back. This is coming back. Craig Woodson on the illegal block in the back. Just multiple things going wrong for the Patriots. multiple things going wrong. Oh my, I hear a gong. PVD, the the kickoff did not go into the end zone. That’s why. All right, here we go. Patriots lined up in the eye formation. Raandre Stevenson as your running back. Got M. Collins left, Kahan Booty right. Hand off to Stevenson up the middle. And he’s going to gain about three on the play. Oh man. Second half, three rushes last week, 29 passes, and I I read I read two. Second and seven from the 30, from the 20. Drake May play action. He’s got time over the middle. And that was a just terrible throw. Terrible throw. Terrible throw. Terrible, terrible, terrible throw. Third down and seven. Come on, Patriots. Come on. Third down and seven. Drake May in the shotgun. Two out right, one left. May back to pass. It’s getting pressured. And he’s going to get sacked. There’s a flag. There’s a flag. That might be a face mask. It might be a face mask. It’s either a face mask or a hold. holding offense. Three and out for the Patriots. Here we go. Here we go, guys. No halftime adjustments. Yeah, that was Trevon Henderson. There was no pass blocking there. He just got bullied by Brooks and Drake M had nothing to do and he it was over for him. Patriots will punt from their own end zone. Yeah. Hello darkness, my old friend. Punt is away and Tyreek Hill is going to catch this from about the 38 and he’s going to go nowhere. He’s going to lose yardage. There’s a flag down on the play. He’s going to get pushed out at about his own 40. This might be holding on the Patriots. This might be another penalty. Refs are still discussing this. Yeah, this is not good, guys. This is not good. Ref’s still waiting to get the call. They’re talking to Mike McDaniel. So, I’m assuming that this is on New England. holding on Craig Woodson. Replay fourth down. They want to re They want to have the Patriots repunt this ball off. Oh, this is disgusting to watch. Yeah, Craig Woodson just absolutely pulled Matthew Judon all the way down and it was ugly. So now they’re going to go half distance to the goal and they’re going to repunt. Here we go. Fourth and 23. Tyreek Hill is going to catch this probably at midfield where he’s lined up at. And the punt is away. And it’s a booming punt. Better punt last time. Tyreek’s going to catch this at his own 25 yd line. Breaks one tackle and he’s going to get to about his own 44 yd line. That was a better punt than I expected. 41 yard punt or it’s a big drive here for the Patriots. Big drive. Big drive for the Pats. This is what this is what exactly what happened last time. You looked amazing in the first half. You go into literally couple plays here, you let them get momentum and then you come out in the second half, you make no adjustments whatsoever. You make none. And now the Patriots have no no type of momentum. The Dolphins are getting the ball back. And if the Dolphins score here, this game might be done. This game might be cooked. Fat Jones. Yeah, you might just have to come to the conclusion that this team is not good. Just might need to come to the conclusion. It’s unfortunate. Unfortunate. Can’t beat Tua. cannot beat Tua which is crazy. Crazy so stupid man. Yeah, Thomas Allen, you might need to might need to kind of uh reassess. This team might suck. This team looked sorry last week. Pathetic. They look like a bunch of losers. Here we go. Here we go. Nice. Nice breath. All righty. First and 10 for the Dolphins at their own 44 yd line. 913 left in the quarter. Oh wow. Nope. Everybody had the Patriots winning about nine 10 games, including myself, and they look like a sorry ass team right now. Tua is 12 for 14 with 173 yards and two touchdowns. Two are lined up in the pistol. Han behind him. Man in motion. Got a hand off to Han and he’s going to gain nothing on the play. Second down and 10. Like Yeah. I mean that’s Tua right now. That’s Tua. That’s Tua. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Oh, there goes the Murbonga. Caleb DS. Welcome to the Patriots. Tua lined up under center. Drops back to pass. No pressure. He’s got time to throw. And he’s got a man wide open. It’s Jaylen Wadd for about 30. Craig Woodson in coverage. First down. This is disgusting. Disgusting to watch. Big hit from Craig Woodson. Yeah. Nice. Still caught the pass. Zack Kerr in his first game ever calling calling plays has not called a good game in the slightest. 803 left in the quarter. This defense is looking very very very suspect right now as Jaylen Wadd was hurt on the play. Mike Frabel just threw the challenge flag and it looks like they’re going to see they’re trying to say that Jaylen Wadd did not catch this pass. And I I don’t know if he did catch it. I thought he might have bobbled it. It was a gigantic hit from Craig Woodson. Demetri, it’s Zack Cerr, the linebacker’s coach. Let’s see. Craig Woodson hits him. And that’s a catch. That’s a dumb challenge. That’s a dumb challenge. That’s an awful challenge. If you think it’s a catch, type Y for yes or type N for no. If you think it’s a catch, type Y for yes or type N for no. I think it’s a catch. I think it’s a catch. Stupid challenge by Frabel here. Going to lose a timeout. Very, very, very, very, very suspect challenge. Patriots lose the challenge. It’s a catch. No [ __ ] What a Patriots lose a timeout. They’re down to two. Down to two. Unbelievable, man. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. What’s my teaser looking like so far? All right, cool. I mean, why would you challenge that play, Wallace? They’re about to go down. We’re They’re about to go down again. Like the Dolphins are driving down the field. They’re You see right there, they’re at the 33 yd line and the Patriots were up. They were in complete control. lost the challenge. Very, very, very dumb decision on Frabel’s part. I mean, it’s clear as day that that doesn’t hit the ground. Milton Williams worth the money? Yeah, he’s the only one that’s doing anything. Hand off to they they don’t call. Hand off up the middle. No gain. Christian Ellis on the tackle. He grabbed him by the face mask and I thought for sure. Thought for sure that uh it was going to uh be a face mask. Second down and 10. 7:30 to go left in the third quarter. Tua lined up in the shotgun. Got trips right. They’re going to hand the ball off again and Anthony Jennings is going to be on the tackle for about a gain of four. Is that Leon Washington? Is that his name? It’s third down, guys. Spam those threes. Third down. Come on. This is it. This is one of the biggest plays of the ball game right now. You have to stop them. Come on. Third down and five. 650 left in the quarter. Tua in the shotgun. Got two left. Tyreek Hill line up in the slot. Tyreek in motion. They’re in man coverage and Tyreek Hill is wide open. He’s wide open looking for Tyreek Hill. It’s caught. First down. Marcus Jones was in coverage. Didn’t get across the field in time for the motion. Let’s see. One. That’s a catch. That’s a catch. First down Miami. This team sucks. First and 10 from inside the red zone. Tua fakes the pitch. Pump fakes. Find a man wide open. It’s Washington. First down. There’s a flag down on the play. We’ll see what happens. This one’s coming back. Holding on the offense. The These guys are going This is going They have two starting offensive linemen and you haven’t got Tutua once this ball game once. There has been no pressure on him. And you know why? Because they’re scared. Because the secondary is [ __ ] garbage. Craig Woodson made the tackle. He is down on the play. Darren, they’re not blitzing because you can just go right over the middle because the secondary is terrible and they’re wide open. Marcus Jones. I’m re-watching the play right now. I see it. Marcus Jones literally, you see Tyreek Hill run over run to the other side of the field and Marcus Jones is like, “Oh, oh, come on, dude. Come on.” You see that from a mile away that he’s going across the middle? What the hell are we doing? Craig Woodson ahead to the blue tent. It’ll be Jaylen Hawkins and probably Kyle Duggar as your safeties in the ball game. Jesus Christ, man. Holding to a field goal. That’s all you can It’s all you can ask. Carlton Davis, he’s locking down whoever was on him. Uh, literally like uh he has he I have no problem with Carlton Davis. You haven’t heard his name because he’s been doing his job. We’ve heard Alex Austin getting burned all over the place. He was on two he was on Tyreek Hill during that 50 yard bomb. He was on Jaylen Rattle on that touchdown that led up to touchdown. And then you hear Marcus Jones. Marcus Jones wide open for uh Tyreek Hill on the first down. It is not Carlton Davis’s fault in the slightest. You haven’t heard his name. There’s a reason why you haven’t heard his name because they’re not throwing to him because he’s locking down his def his his offense. He’s locking down his wide receivers. It is Marcus Jones and Alex Austin why this team is sucking right now. Oh, Washington just hit Marcus Jones in the head, lowered his shoulder. 100%. Craig Woodson will get better, but there’s a reason why you kept Jabro Peppers. All right, we’re back under action. First and 20 from the 29 yd line. Two are lined up in the shotgun. They got trips left and one wide receiver right with Hchan to the right of him. Tua finds Jaylen Wadd for about three yards. Tackled on the play by Marcus Jones, but there’s a flag. I think someone might have jumped off sides. I think it was Harold Landry. Yep. Off sides Patriots. Replay. First down. First down and 15. There was also hands to the face there, but they didn’t want to call that. Duggar’s on the team. Hector Duggar. Duggar’s playing. Six penalties for 40 yards for the Patriots. First down and 15 from about the 24 yd line. Tua lined up in the shotgun. Achan motions outright. They’re going to check it down to Han if Good tackle on the play. Carlton Davis stopped him. That’s what I’m saying. Carlton Davis is doing a fine job today, guys. A fine job. Second down and 15. No yard gain for that one. Brel is pissed off. Second down and 15. Tua lined up in the shotgun. Tyreek Hill being guarded by Carlton Davis. Tua back to pass. Han wide open. They check it down to him. Gabal three gain. Carlton Davis on the tackle. Read it perfectly. Third down, baby. Come on. Get a goddamn stop. Carlton Davis is down on one knee. If he’s out, this is done. He’s being looked at. He gets up off of one knee. He’s down on the sidelines. Third and 10 or third and 11. Two are lined up in the pistol. Looks like the Patriots might bring pressure. Got emotion to a back to pass. Get pressure to him and he goes down. Sacked. Fourth down. K. Leavon Chasan on the tackle. Christian Barmore looks like Christian Barmore’s hurt. Bar’s down on the play. Oh, he came down right on each other. I hope he’s okay. Bar and Milton Williams just ran into each other. Hope they’re hope he’s okay. He’s still down on the play. He tried to get up and then fell right back down. Spam your 90s in the chat, guys. He looks like he’s hurt pretty bad. Spam your 90s down in the chat. I hope he’s okay. It’s a big stop there. He was one on the pressure. Kavon Chaan was under pressure. Milton Williams, it was the first time they got pressure. First time they got pressure on him. got 290 super chats right now. And if you guys don’t remember the super chat menu, a lot of you people are getting in. A lot of people of you getting in to uh to the raffle. 290 in super chats. 10 more dollars and I’m taking a boot. Bar walked off under his own power. He walked to the bench and then sat down on the bench. I think he might have just been shook. I hope so. But oh, that is a wrong score. What am I doing? I am terrible. 17. There we go. Super chat menu. $50. We’re doing beer bongs. $10 super chats to get you three raffle tickets for a Patriots jersey that we will be giving away at the end of the month. the jersey of your choice. If you want this nice Tom Brady jersey. I wish we had Tom Brady right now. Right. I do want the win too, Rick. I want the win too. Oh, Jake Browning. What a terrible pass, dude. Awful. Awful. Hopefully you can just hopefully they missed the field goal. Yeah, Tom Brady ain’t walking through that door. Bar didn’t go to the didn’t go to the blue tent. He’s just sitting on the sideline. So, I think he’s all right. Hope he’s all right. Double S. In today’s day and age, linebackers don’t make much of a difference. Teddy Bruski, I don’t think would make much of a difference. All right, Patterson. Riley Patterson 44 yd field goal attempt. Jake Bailey is the holder. Former Patriot. 345 left to go in the quarter. Kick is up and it’s right down the middle. 20 to 15. All you need is a drive. That’s all you do. That’s all you need. Just one drive. Just one drive. All right, guys. Let’s get some more confidence here. Let’s get some more confidence here. Come on. Teddy was a game changer. It’s a different NFL now. Linebackers don’t make that much of a difference in today’s day and age. It’s all about the edge rushers. It’s all about the defensive ends. It’s all about the edges. Robert Spain had 120 tackles and people don’t really consider him like a top linebacker or like you can name me like the top linebackers in the NFL. There’s only like three. Zack Bond’s outside. How you mean? All right, kick is up. Kick is underway. And Antonio Gibson’s going to take this one out. He’s going to break it outside and he’s going to get to about the 33 yd line. Got to get a drive here. Got to get a drive here. Holding on the offense. Oh, holding on the return team. Bring it back. God damn it. Another special teams penalty. There’s been one on every single play. So, New England is going to start from about their own 15 yard line. Haven, that’s a good one. Digs. Kenny’s use his uh sibling telepathy to uh play corner. That’s funny. That’s very funny. Patriots starting at their own 17. Drake May lined up in the shotgun. Got two wide receivers left. May back to pass. He’s going to find Diggs. Stefan Diggs for about a sevenyd game. Second down and seven. Was he limping? I didn’t see I didn’t see if he was limping. Second down and two. It’s an eight- yard game. Got to get this drive going. Got to get the drive going. Wow. Drake May under center. Hand off to Raandre. Raandre is going to get tripped up after a gain of one. It’s going to be third down and one. I would run the tush push here. I would run the tush push here. Get the first down. Don’t be uh Don’t be cute. Don’t be cute. All right. This uh it’s being don’t be cute. Uh it was a flag apparently. It’s now second down and 12. They called a holding. Second and 12. They called a holding penalty. The CBS broadcast didn’t even have it. So Drake May now lined up in the shotgun. May back to pass. He’s got time. He’s going to check it down to Arandre. Arandre is going to get the yardage. It’s going to be about a third and three. Tons of tons of tons of undisiplined football by the New England Patriots today. Tons and tons of undisiplined football. Stereo. Trayvon Diggs is his brother, dude. That it is his brother. That’s his brother. Third down and three. Come on. Drake May in the shotgun. Top Douglas is on the field in the slot. Two left. Kan Booty right. May back to pass. They’re bringing pressure. Steps up. He’s going deep. May finds Raandre for a big play and he’s going. He’s still going. Breaks another. Hold on to that football, big fella. All the way down to the 20. Let’s go. First down Patriots. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful catch by Raandre and beautiful play by Drake May to evade the pressure. Stepped up in the pocket and threw a beautiful pass to Raandre. About time. Take those ones. Oh, Morgan Moses got burnt. That was all Drake May there, baby. That was all Drake May, ladies and gentlemen. First and 10 from the 21 yd line. Patriots right outside the red zone. May under center. Hands off to Antonio Gibson. Breaks one and he’s going to go all the way down inside the 10 to the six. First down Patriots. 55 yd catch for Aandre on that one. What a goddamn play. What a goddamn play. First and goal. Drake May in the shotgun. Antonio Gibson into the game. You got trips left. Looks like Hunter Henry, Matt Collins, and Stefon Diggs. Austin Hooper to the right. Drake May takes the snap. Dropping back. He’s getting pressured. Rolls out right. He’s got room to run. He’s going to run into the end zone. Touchdown, Patriots. There’s a flag on the play. Holding defense. This play is going to stand. This play is going to stand. Come on. Holding defense. Penalty declined. Touchdown. Patriots. They retake the lead. When to wake up, offense. Way to wake up. Come on. Come on. That’s what you want to see. Drake May read the pressure perfectly. You saw Matt Junan come around to the outside. That’s why you’re on Miami. That’s why you’re not on the team. And he runs it in. Outran. I want to see a lot more that from Drake May. They’re going for two here. That entire drive was Drake May. Two-point conversion. You got two out right, two out left. Raandre to the right of Drake May lined up in the shotgun. Hunter Henry in motion. Drake May takes a snap. Get a hand off to Raandre up the middle. Two-point conversion is good. 2320 Patriots. What a drive. What a goddamn drive. That’s how you [ __ ] do it. Excuse my language. Yeah, really. If they had an offensive line. Oh my god, what a play. What an absolute play in the Browns game. [Laughter] Flaco just threw it up. It was tipped up in the air and somehow they came down with it. Let’s get this bad boy to 500. Let’s keep it going, baby. The Patriots took the lead. Let’s get the 29500. Come on. That’s the way to do it. Let’s go for two every goddamn time. Screw Andy Borgalis. Oh man. signed to Ron Clark Jr. as OC. We see it once, brother. You don’t need to spam it. Miami takes the kickoff and he’s got no hole to run. He’s going to take this down to about I think that was the 30. Jack Gibbons on the tackle and that’ll take it to the end of the third quarter. It’s fourth quarter, guys. It’s the fourth quarter. Come on. Spam your force. It’s a big game. This game ain’t over. This game ain’t over. Need to make a stop. Got to get a stop here. Got to get a stop, bro. CD Lamb non-existent for my fantasy team today. What are we doing? What are we doing, Dak? What are we doing, Dak? I see you, Calbone. The goof. Three stops. Patriots 789. Yeah, Don Clark, you heard him. One more. One more. He has the reigns. We saw your comment. No need to spam it 17,000 goddamn times. West Philly game 100%. He never gets down on himself. He says I always got to be better. Last week he was a dud. This week I don’t think you’re going to be hearing any single person any single person talking about we need to worry about Drake May. Scarecrow. I have Joe Burrow starting over Drake May in one of my fantasy leagues. So, I’m I’m with you there. Big mistake. Big mistake. Big mistake. May’s a stud. Shout out to Southern Yankee. Shout out to Southern Yankee. I’ll bring up that super chat in one second. One second. I I get it. I get it. Duron Darren, I saw it. Patriots, I I don’t know about Josh McDaniels, but I saw your comment. I saw it. Southern Yankee coming in with a five. Opimism. Come on, PVD. I got you with a shout out. Shout out to you holding it down in Atlanta. A pick and I would go nuts. Oh, I didn’t see your 20, Southern Yankee. The glory days when the Patriots and the Tide ruled. Keeping the optimism alive. Keeping the optimism alive. And we got Chris Lant here with a 20. Shout out to you, Chris. Sorry for missing that. Tua lined up under center. He’s going to hand the ball off and he’s going to gain nowhere. Nowhere. Craig Woodson back on the field. Is Bar. That’s my question. Would it be a different score if Gonzo was playing? Yes, Sergeant Peppers. Alex Austin wouldn’t have let up a deep pass to Tyreek Hill. He wouldn’t have let up a touchdown to um Jaylen Waddle. It’d be a big difference in the game. No, Henderson didn’t get hurt. He was kind He was I mean to put it likely, he was bad. He was bad. I don’t see Bar on the field. I see Kyus Tonga Tua lined up in the shotgun. Takes the snap throwing over the middle. Wide open. Wide open. Alex Austin in coverage once again. Wide open for about a 15 yard gain. This Patriots defense, man, when they’re not in the red zone, their defense is awful. Goes back to those days where we used to always remember it. Ben don’t break. Have a feeling that’s what uh that’s what we’re dealing with here again in 2025. Just absolutely dominating the middle of the field. Kobe me coming in with a $2 super chat. Get a stop and score. Yeah, bless sir. Yes, sir. Tua in the pistol. Takes a snap, fakes the handoff. He’s getting pressured. He’s going to throw this one out of bounds. Out of bounds. He was scared. Jo 44 yd touchdown. And the Lions are beating the doors off of the Bears. beating the doors off of the Bears. Second down and 10. Tua is 17 for 20 with 224 yards. Showing Darren Waller on the screen right now. Came out of retirement, still hasn’t played. 3 seconds left on the play clock. Two in the shotgun. got a screen pass to Han and he’s going to gain two yards if not one on the play. It’s going to bring up third down. Spam your threes. Come on, baby. We need this. We need this. Spain on the tackle. Third down, baby. Big big play. Spam those threes. Spam those threes. Come on. Third down and eight. Tua is four for five on third down. Looks like the Patriots are bringing pressure. Tua lined up in the shotgun. Tyreek Hill in motion. Jaylen Wadd is on by himself guarded by Carlton Davis. He’s getting pressured. Tua. He’s looking. He’s going to take off. No, he’s going to take off running. And it’s a stop. Fourth down. Patriots are getting the ball back. Great stop, baby. Great stop. See the momentum shifting. Shifting. Shifting. Come on, baby. Come on. Get down and score. Get the ball back and score. Get the ball back and score. Oh man. Punt is away. Marcus Jones, he’s not going to get it. He’s going to let that bounce and it’s going to be downed at about the 11 yardd line. Former Patriot Jake Bailey on the punt. Alex knows Zack Cerr is now calling the plays. If you want me to get into what I think about Mike Frabel as a coach, it’s a different story. He’s a vibes guy. Do I think he really knows X’s and O’s like that? No, not really. Defensive coordinator came out and uh your linebacker’s coach took over as a play caller. Nate, I’m waiting for it to come on on Red Zone. Uh my group chat is blowing up of just how hilarious of what uh what happened in the Pittsburgh game. I have no idea. Joe Burrow has been ruled out for all you guys like me who have Joe Burrow as your quarterback. Text a certain someone talking a little bit of [ __ ] RIP. I know what text back I’m going to get. Was it Was it a butt fumble? Bro, show a replay. Come on. Do I got to go on Twitter? Uh, I like your confidence, Jaylen Martin, but uh that’s just oneonone coverage. I I was so scared like Tua on that defensive play. Jaylen Wadd was lined up out wide and Carlton Davis was about eight yards back and I’m like dude if he looks if he looks he’s going to be easily for a quick comeback route probably be a first down. Shout out to you PVD. Appreciate you. Really appreciate that. That was the Dolphins first punt since the opening drive. About time you got to stop, baby. Jeez. Oh no. All right. I need uh Yeah. Mike Evans. And while I need what I need is uh CD Lamb to start going off cuz what the hell? Double S. I mean I mean what’s his name? Gonzo’s out. Thank you, John’s. We got a long season to go. Long way to go. Let’s get a touchdown here. Let’s end this game. You score a touchdown. The game’s most likely over. Score is most likely over. Patriots starting the ball at their own 13 yd line. Looks like Pop Douglas is in motion. Drake May in the shotgun. Kan Booty out wide left. Raandre to his right. Oh, someone jumped. It was Michael Wenu. No, that was Morgan Moses. Another penalty on the offensive line. Another penalty. Morgan Moses with the jump. Morgan Moses jumped. Will Campbell has jumped. Bunch of people have jumped. Is are they finally showing this play? Oh no. Drake May once again in the shotgun. Pop Douglas still in motion. Raand Dre to his right. Got Matt Collins to the right. Pesan Booty left. Check down to Pop Douglas who gains about six on the play. Second down and nine. Double S. I also started Joe Burrow. Also started Joe Burrow. Big mistake on my part. Big mistake. Hope he’s okay. Hope he’s okay. Second down and seven from the 16. Good. Good. I liked that first down play. I like that first down play call. Drake May’s going an empty set. We got four on the right. I expect Raandre to come back in, which he does. He motions in. Stefan Digs to your left. Drake May back to pass. It was a screen pass. They read it perfectly. Loss of five on the play. Third down. Disguise. No one knows. No one knows when Gonzo is returning. He has yet to practice. Has not practiced since July 28th. Third down, guys. Come on. Third down. Need a play here. Third and 12. Come on, Drake May. Come on, Drake May. Let’s convert this. Come on. 6 seconds left in the play clock. Five, four, three, two. Drake May gets the snap off. They’re bringing pressure. They’re going to screen it to Raandre. He’s got room. Breaks one tackle. Breaks two tackles. Breaks three tackles. First down Patriots. What a play. Right back to the screen. That’s what you get for Bliten. Big play here on third down. Got a beautiful block by Will Campbell and Michael Wenu. Oh, that wasn’t Will Campbell. I don’t know who that block was. It might have been Hunter Henry. Either way, first down. 10 minutes left to go. Patriots have the ball at the 24 yd line. Hand off to Raman for Tayvon Henderson. Flag on the play. I can hear Roelly in the background screaming. Illegal shift offense on Hunter Henry. be a 5-yard penalty. Starting once again, first down and 15. We are one sub away from 2951. Who’s it going to be? Who’s going to be the lucky one? When we get to 500, I’ll give away a raffle. I’ll give away a raffle ticket. First down and 15. Drake May under center. Matt Collins in the motion. Trevon Henderson behind him. Drake May hands the ball off to Henderson up the middle and he’s going to gain two. Shout out to everybody. Spam your enies in the chat. Eigor, if you don’t want a free raffle ticket for a Patriots jersey of your choice, fine by me. You can be that loser in here. You don’t want one? Okay. Don’t matter to me. Don’t matter to me. Keep it going. Keep it going. There we go. There we go. If we want the Patriots to win, sub for Pat Stubs, baby. Second down and 13. Second down and 13. Drake May lined up in the shotgun. Got Pop Douglas to his right and Kan Booty outright, too. Stefan Diggs left. And we got a bad snap. Bad snap. That was one of the worst snaps I’ve ever seen by Garrett Bradberry. He was in the shotgun. In the shotgun and that thing just rolled on the ground. The What was that? Is now third and 26. Strive’s dead. Strive is dead. Third and 26. The Strive’s dead. had a chance to blow the to to end this game. Jared Wilson is at left guard. Jaylen Drake May check it down to Antonio Gibson. He goes nowhere. Stupid play. Josh McDaniel special. A screen pass on on third down and 26. All right, Dolphins are getting the ball back. Chop Robinson is down on the play and he is hurt. Had a chance to close this one out and you got two penalties and a bad snap. Undisiplined football. Undisiplined football. Undisiplined football. Unfreakingbelievable. They’re going to get this ball back and you’re going to have to make a stop. They’re going to make they’re you’re going to have to make a stop. And the Patriots have not made stops this week. It has not been good. Wow. Am I an idiot? Yeah. Jesus. Not very smart. to say the least. Wow. Okay. Devonte Adams touchdown. Yikes. Hope Chop’s okay. Hope Chop Robinson is okay. Like that was just an awful drive. That was just an awful drive. And I will say guys, we got over 25500. Type your Annies in the chat. Type your NE in the chat. I’m giving away a raffle ticket. Who’s it going to be? Who is it going to be? Type your NE. Spam those ENE. Spam those NE. I’m counting down from five. 5 4 3 2 1 boom. Nest Force, you are getting a raffle ticket, brother. You are getting a raffle ticket. Got 1,900 people in the chat right now. Sup for Patriots dubs. Going to have to make a stop. That’s all it is. Going to have to make a stop. going to have to make a stop. Chop Robinson walked off the field under his own power, so he’ll be okay. Wow, it’s crazy. Who is six? Malik Washington will return this punt. Bryce Behringer, will punt this from his own end zone. They’re trying, Patriots are trying to run this clock down, which I don’t think is necessarily smart. Punt is away and it’s a booming punt. He’s going to catch this from the 25. Bobbles it a little and he’s going to break one tackle and get Oh, no. He breaks another one and he breaks out wide. He’s got room. He’s got room. He’s going to take this one all the way. Punt return for touchdown. Miami takes the lead. They They’re going to go up by four. That was disgusting. He caught the He caught the punt at the 26 yd line. Broke one tackle, broke two tackles. Brandon Schooler couldn’t bring him down, and then it was only Bryce Behringer to beat. He breaks another tackle, and he goes right into the end zone for a touchdown. That was awful. That was awful. All phases of the game just dog [ __ ] today. Seven minutes to go in this ball game. Extra point is good. 2723. All three phases of the game were terrible. He broke three tackles. Three tackles. Three tackles. All right. Going to have to try to uh salvage a drive here. You’re down four. Not cursed, Victor. Not cursed. Just terrible. Not cursed. Just terrible. Not cursed. Just terrible. 1,900 people in the chat right now. We are 13 away from 700 likes. If you could hit that thumbs up icon, it’s not over. May feel like it’s over, but it’s not over. Drake May’s got to be clutch. What’s your best Tom Brady? Can he become Tom Brady, ladies and gentlemen? That’s the question. said 33. I said 33-24. 3324 was my prediction. It’s not over till it’s over. What? Show us your best Tom Brady impression. Drake May, this is up to you. It’s going to have to have some Patriots magic. Second year Malik Washington. This is just disgusting. Disgusting. All you had to do is just Come on. First punt return touchdown since November 1st, 2020 by the Rams against the Rams. Jake Grant for the Miami Dolphins. It’s been five years. All you had to do, just score. It’s all you got to do is just score. Just score. It’s clutch time, baby. What do you got? What do you got for me, Drake May? What do you got, Rick Bal? I’m tired of these effing losing seasons, too. Kick is away and they’re going to return this one. And Antonio Gibson once again breaks one tackle, breaks another, breaks outside. He’s got room. He’s got room. He’s going to take this all the way for a touchdown. Oh my god. Antonio Gibson kick return. Touchdown. The Patriots retake the lead. Oh my god. Can you believe it? Can you believe it? Just when you thought they were out, they reel you back in. This game is wild. Oh man. Oh man. Kick is up and it’s good. Patriots go back up 30-27. Holy [ __ ] [Laughter] 90yard kick return for Antonio Gibson. Oh my god, this game is absurd. Oh man. Oh man. Now, can we get a stop, please? Can we get a stop? Can we get a stop? [Laughter] Oh my god. All right, Lamb. He caught it. Let’s go. No, he needs He needs three more. God damn it. Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. need a three- yard catch. Go backto back returns. Sorry. I I apologize. I apologize, Ja. I apologize. I apologize. All right. Kick is up and they fumble it and they were they get it back and they’re going to take this down at about the 13. I got to take a breath. Two attack of Iowa back on the field. Seven. Why didn’t an update? Come on. There we go. First down and 10. Seven minutes to go in this ball game. Ball at the 13. Tua under center. Eye formation. Tua hands the ball off. Fakes it. He’s got room to run and he’s going to check this down. Oh, big hit. But they’re going to get a first down on this play. Boom. All right. Cool. Cool. First down, Dolphins. Got to get a stop. Got to get a stop. 6:30 left. Can this update, please? Lord. There we go. Tua lined up in the shotgun. Tyreek Hill in motion fakes the handoff. They got pressure to Tua. He’s going to check this down to Han. He’s got room to run. He’s going to get a first down on the play. About a 13yd game tackle by Herold Landry. Come on. Come on. Come on. Got over 2,000 people in the chat right now. Sub for Patriots dubs. This game is absurd. You got to love it. You have to love it. Come on. First and 10. Under six minutes to go in the game to a under center in the eye. Got one wide receiver right, one left. Hand off to Han and he’s going to be taken down behind the line by Christian Barmore. Come on. Come on. Second down and 12. Welcome back, Christian Balmer, to the ball game. Glad you’re okay. Glad you’re okay. Tua lined up in the pistol. Han in motion. Tua takes the snap. He’s looking. He’s getting pressure. Checks it down to most. That’s most still, right? Yes. He’s going to be tackled for about a five fouryd game. No, that is Ali Gordon. My mistake. Third down and seven. Spam those threes. Biggest play of the ball game right now. Come on. Biggest play. Spam those threes in the chat. Let him go. Come on. Landry got to Tua just a little bit late. Third down and seven. Four minutes to go in the ball game. Tua empty set. They got two left, three right. Patriots bringing four. Tua takes the snap. He’s got time. Looking. He’s getting pressured over the middle. Caught and it might be a first to Westbrook Aeen. It’s at the line to gain. They’re going to mark this. I think it’s just short. I think it’s just short. No, they’re going to bring them They’re going to bring the chains. First down. I mean, I would No, do not challenge it. Don’t challenge if you lose your timeout. That’s big. That was Jaylen Hawkins in coverage. Westbrook Aina with the catch. This is still behind. First and 10. Three minutes to go. Play clock at zero. They didn’t get it off in time. Delay a game. Offense. Bring him back. You can’t do that. You can’t do that. Come on. Come on. Got 2,200 people in the chat. Sub for Pat dubs. Come on. Come on. Come on. If you’re a Pats fan, you know you got to be summoning up. This is game time, ladies and gentlemen. This is the Patriots clutch time. Come on. Come on. Defense. Tour in the shotgun. Two right, two left. Man in motion. Back to pass. They got pressure to over the middle over Tyreek Hill’s head. Terrible throw. He was wide open. Wide open. And I think Ty T Tyreek Hill’s hurt. Tyreek Hill immediately checked himself out the ball game. H immediately checked himself out. I wonder if he’s okay. He went to the sidelines. I think he’s fine. I think he’s just pissed off. I think he’s just pissed off. Second down and 15. 3 minutes to go. Tua in the shotgun. Got trips left. Man in motion. 3 seconds on the play clock. Two. And we got a false start on everybody but the center. Everybody jump but the center. Yep. They didn’t even call a number. Everybody but the center. Damn. I suck. Come on, baby. 29600. Let’s keep it going. Second down and 20. Second down and 20. Tua lined up in the shotgun. They got two out left, one right. Tua takes a snap, looks left, got a man, and it’s Tyreek Hill. Steps out of bounds. It’ll be third down and about six. Who was that in coverage? The man who’s been burnt toast all day long. Alex Austin. Alex Austin got cooked once again late to the ball. Couldn’t even take them down. Jaylen Hawkins gets him down. Third down and seven. Spam those threes. Type those threes. Biggest play of the ball game right here, baby. Come on. Come on. Two in the shotgun. Empty set. You got trips right with one out left. 3 seconds. Two seconds. Tua back to pass. He’s getting pressured. He steps up. He’s going to be sacked. Taken down by Harold Landre. Fourth down. Fourth down, baby. Fourth down. beat the right tackle and immediately gets to him. Milton Williams on the pressure also. Fourth down and nine. 230 left in the ball game. Clock is ticking. 7 seconds on the play clock. Five. They’re not even set. Four 3 2 1 zero. Come on. Gets the playoff. Tua steps up. Steps up. He’s pressured. Intercepted by Martu. And he’s going to take this. Get down. Get down to the 38 yd line. Patriots take over. Let’s go. Nice job, Tua. Let’s freaking go, baby. First and 10 for the Patriots as they take over in Dolphin territory. Tua trying to make a play and Marte Mapu was right in the middle of the field. He didn’t even see him. Didn’t even see him. Patriots have the ball at the Dolphin 38. Drake May under center. Raandre takes the hand off and he’s going to go. Oh, somehow breaks a couple and he’s going to gain two on the play. That’ll take it to the twominute warning. Twoinut warning. What a play. What a goddamn play. What a play. It’s what you love to see. It’s what you love to see. They are quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Two of sucks. Roly. Oh, this is intense. I’m stressed. I am stressed also. I am stressed also. This is uh most likely the Dolphins will get the ball back unless you get a first down ends the game. First down ends the ball game. Wow. He’s only got two reception targets. Okay. Not a good day for Henderson. Damn. Damn. Shout out to Southern Yankee and also shout out to Gen XRacer. $2 super chat. Let’s go Pats. Let’s go, baby. Let’s go. Let’s go. Got 2400 people. Southern Yankee $5 super chat. What a goddamn play. What a goddamn play. Are we going to call him the cardiac Pats now? Who had that in the chat first? Who had that in the chat first? I’m sweating. I’m sweating. I got a fan blowing on me. I’m sweating, man. Fourth down and four for the Giants. Russ going deep on a moon ball and he’s got Wondelle Robinson wide open for a touchdown. Oh my god. Wow. Don’t tell me to calm down, JC. Don’t tell me to calm down. That’s just not happening. Not happening. You’re going to get screaming. You’re going to get loud. Come on. Unbelievable. Calm down. This game has been crazy. All right, finally back under action. Finally back here under action. Second down and eight. It’s not over yet. Drake May under center. They’re going to hand fake the handoff. Drake May’s throwing and he misses M. Hollands. That stops the clock. It’s third down and eight. Game’s not over, boys and girls. Game’s not over. Game’s not over. 156 left in this ball game. Third down and eight. Third down and eight. Drake May’s in the shotgun. Hunter Henry in motion. Got Kahan Booty out left and Diggs out wide. Drake May quick throw to Diggs. He’s going to be stopped short of a first down. Patriots have a big question mark here. It’s going to be fourth down and about two. Do you want to go for it? Because you can’t rely on Andy Borales and end the ball game. You can end the ball game with a first down or kick the field goal and go up 33-27 and trust your defense. What are you doing here, chat? Type G for go or Ted K for kick. What are y’all doing? Big big big decisions. Boralis has missed two extra points today and he missed a 40 yarder last week. What do you guys think? Spam it in the chat. Go or kick. And it looks like they’re going. They do not trust Andy Borgalis. He is on the sidelines. Come on. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Fourth down and two for the ball game. Drake May in the shotgun. Stefan Diggs is motioning out left. We got Kahan and Morgan Moses jumped. Morgan Moses jumped. He have to kick the field goal. Now that’s a second second false start penalty by Morgan Moses. Who is he? Vet in the NFL. You’re supposed to know better. It’s going to be about a 52 yard field goal. 47 yardd field goal actually. No, 53 yd field goal. 53. Borgalis. This should be a career long 53 yd field goal. Kick is up and it is good. Andy Borgalis, ice in the veins. Eric, of course, Greg Baddard loves Moses. Of course he does. All righty. Patriots are up by one or by six. Get a stop. The ball game is over. Get a stop and the ball game is over. Touchdown ends the game. 15 about 148 left in the ball game. Dolphins have one timeout. Sub for Pat Stubs, baby. Sub for Pat Stubs. It should be 3427 right now, but Borgalis missed the extra point earlier today. Should be third. No, they get they got a two-point conversion. They got a two-point conversion. Should be 34. If you’re nervous, come home. And Burggales makes a mistake. A gigantic mistake on the play. He didn’t get it into the landing zone. And that’s going to bring the ball out to the 40 yd line. It’s going to bring it to the 40. And Miami is going to have a short field. Very short field. Need a turnover. Need Tua to be Tua. Tua lined up in the pistol. Got a man left. Got a bunch of people in the back field. Tua takes a snap. He’s looking. He’s got time. Checks it down. Waddle gets out of bounds. Waddle gets out of bounds. Second down. 142 left. My god. Sub for Pat Stubs. If you want him to get the ball game, if you want to stop the Dolphins, hit that sub button right now. Second down and three. Two are lined up in the shotgun. Tyreek Hill in motion. Tua looking finds no one over the middle. Caught. First down to a forging down to the 45. 129 left. 90 seconds. 80 seconds. They’re letting the clock tick. 122. 120. Tyreek Hill is out wide. Carlton Davis is way back. Hill in motion. Tua takes the snap looking. Checks it down to his running back and he breaks one tackle. He’s got room. Achan, he’s got a lot of room. He’s going to take this one into the end zone. Touchdown Dolphins. There’s some discussion on the field. There’s flags down. He They’re saying he stepped out of bounds. He’s out. He stepped out at the 26. He stepped out at the 26 yd line. He He clearly stepped out of bounds. He clearly stepped out of bounds. Clearly. It’s not It’s not over yet. Dolphins have the ball. The Patriots 26. Spam. Stop. Tua in the shotgun. And we got a false start. False start. and everybody but the center once again. Come on. Come on, Pats. We got almost 3,000 people in the chat right now. Hit that sub button. Sub for Pat Stubs. Sub for Pat Stubs. First down and 15 from the 31. Dolphins need a touchdown. 109 left in the ball game. First and 15. And the Dolphins just had to take their final timeout. Just had to use their last timeout. I don’t know what the hell they’re doing. This is I mean, it’s honestly hilarious to watch this. I can’t believe he stepped out of bounds. He just broke the living [ __ ] out of Marte Mapu. Mapu had the chance to tackle him for only a two-y gain. And Han literally steps out of bounds clearly on the white. Called a miracle. Absolute miracle. Jesus. Dolphins lining up an empty set. They have 4 seconds left on the play clock. Tua drops back. He’s going deep to the end zone. Incomplete. Intended for Jaylen Wadd. Second down and 20. Second down and 20. This is This is big. This is big. Come on. Come on. Sub for Pat Stubs. Need to stop. Dolphins have no timeouts. Come on. Oh, no. They they gave him they gave him a delay of game penalty. They still have their timeout. Got 3,000 people in the chat right now. Sub for pet subs. Come on. This game has been unbelievable. Unfreakingbelievable. Just when you think it’s over, it’s not. Just when you think it’s over, it’s not. Come on. Come on. Minute and four to go left in this ball game. Dolphins have one timeout. Jaylen Waddle is on the sidelines. Dolphins go an empty set. Two wide receivers right, two left. Tua in the shotgun. Patriots bringing four. Tua takes the snap. He’s looking over the middle. Quick throw and he’s tackled. Inbounds. Inbounds. Get back. They’re going quick. Third down. Third down. They used their last timeout. 57 seconds to go in this game. Is that good? Is that better? Is that better? Third down and 12. Mike McDaniels his final timeout. Patriots have one left. Yes, I know, Trip. I know. I know. Third down and 12. I got you. I got you. Third down and 12. 58 seconds to go in this ball game. Dolphins lining up in the shotgun. We got a running back to the left. Jaylen Waddle out wide left. Two right. Two on the right. Tua takes the snap. Dropping back. Patriots are bringing pressure. Calebon Chaon. It’s going. Tua. He’s going to take off running and he’s going to run out of bounds. Fourth down and 12. Last biggest play of the ball game. This is it right here, ladies and gentlemen. This is it. Come on. Sub for Pats dubs. Spam those fours. Spam those fours. Come on. Here we go. Biggest play of the ball game. Can you make a stop? Come on. Devin Han rolling out right to a lined up in the shotgun. Empty set. Trips right. Takes the snap. Dropping back. Mel Williams in pressure and he’s sacked and Milton Williams with the sack and the Patriots take over. All doubts. That is the ball game. Patriots win. Let’s go. Let’s go. Suck it, Miami. Suck it. Suck it. Let’s go. Yeah. Mil Williams is overpaid. Mil Williams is overpaid just by the play of the goddamn ball game. Patriots are going to take this one. They’re going to go to one and one on the year. Drake May takes the kneel. What a goddamn ball game. What a goddamn ball game. My heart is racing. I’m as red as this jersey and I can’t believe it. And the Patriots take that knee and they will take this game 33-27. W’s W’s in the chat, ladies and gentlemen. W’s in the chat. Let’s go. Let’s go. What a goddamn game. Patriots win their first game in Miami since September 15th, 2019. The Dolphins will fall to 0 and2 and the Patriots are one and one on the season. Mike Vel gets his first win as Patriots head coach. Crazy ass game. Crazy ass game. Oh man. Have a beer. Yeah. We’re going to celebrate this one, ladies and gentlemen. We are going to celebrate this one. Oh, what a ball game. What an absolute ball game. Southern Yankee coming in with a 10. You are a machine. Shout out to all y’all for tuning in today. Jake Browning just takes this one into the end zone for a touchdown. And the Bengals just took the lead. 27 20 seconds left. And then H’s coming in with a five. If you weren’t with us when you were 4 and 13, don’t be with us when we’re seven and 10. Super Bowl bounce. Pat’s back online, baby. Mr. Snoopy, it’s all good. It was a It’s all good. It was a scary game. You can be a negative fan. You can be a positive fan. You are still a fan. And you’re still a part of the fam, brother. Still a part of it. Still a part of it. New England Revolution fan. Hell yeah. Who said the Patriots can’t score 30? Let them know. Let them know. Let them know. Where’s this Merurbonga? Let me grab this cuz we’re we’re we’re taking a celebratory one. There we go. No, we’re not going to [ __ ] on you. I do agree. We still You still need a new kicker. But Boralis did hit it. So, he hit the He hit it. So, it’s all good. It’s all good. It’s all good. And I’m taking this one. Oh, shout out to everybody. Shout out to all y’all tuning in. What an amazing ass game. Cheers. Cheers. Started vicious tuna started May in fantasy. Awesome. Awesome. I got to turn on this one game. I got to see the end of it. We’re going to get to the stats in one second. What happened in this game? Malik Neighbors touchdown. Oh my god. A moon ball. Oh my god. Wow. Wow. Oh my god. That’s crazy. I got I gotta see I gotta see Marshall’s reaction to that one. Gotta see Marshall’s reaction to that one. That’s insane. That’s insane. Tobi coming in with a $2 super chat. Five sacks again. Great win. 48 yard touchdown is absurd. Wow. And then JC Starhawk attack game. Do we nickname him the Cardiac Pats? the cardiac pats. Unbelievable. Unfreaking believable. Let’s go over to some of these stat lines. So, we got a thousand people still in the chat and I ain’t going anywhere. Nowhere. Wow. Uh, send it to me, New England Revolution fan, or tag me in it. One of the two. One of the two. Drake May I I probably say this was Drake May’s best game as a Patriot. I think it was his best game as a Patriot. 230 yards, 19 for 23, two touchdowns, no interceptions. That’s unbelievable. Raandre Stevenson, you are the starting running back, sir. You are the starting running back. 11 carries, 54 yards, five yards per carry. Thank you, PVD. Hope you tune in next week. Hope you tune in next week. Oh my god. So, we got 20 seconds in this Cowboys game. They got three timeouts. Tayvon Henderson, not much. Henderson, three carries, 10 yards, three for three. That Yeah, he is going to be your starting Roandre Stevenson is going to be uh your starting running back. Raandre Stevenson is your starting running back for sure. to Soie, I got on this Giants Cowboys game. This is absurd. 70 likes to 1,000. Still got a thousand people in the chat. Go ahead and hit that thumbs up icon. If you’re celebrating the Patriots win like I am. Let’s see. Dak Prescott dropping back. He’s got time. He’s going to get sacked. And Sexy Dexi almost gets the pick. 12 seconds left in the ball game. I mean, with what Yeah, Haven. I mean, the def defense the secondary is terrible. The secondary is bad. The secondary is bad, but um the second the pressure you get a lot of pressure to the quarterback like Milton Williams. I mean, you made this play of the game, the sack on two on fourth down. Harold Landry was still great. Like this front five is really good. This front five is really good, but um the secondary you need Gonzo back. That’s all it is. And I really really they they kind of need to make an like do you need to make a move at corner because you elevated Marcus uh you elevated uh Battle. No, Kobe Miner. Sorry, you elevated Kobe Miner. So like, oh wow, 10 seconds left to the 50 yardd line. They might get the field goal. Timeout. Mr. Snoopy, you enjoy the day. Like I said, you can be as negative as you want as long as you’re celebrating the win like all of us. I am very pessimistic when it comes when it comes to the Patriots, but I know sometimes it’s good. Yeah, AC 100%. 100%. What an effing game. What an effing game. Antonio Gibson, you saved the day. Kick return for a touchdown. If you noticed while you were watching the game, they were kicking towards Gibson’s side every single part of the way. Oh my god, he 5 seconds left. They’re going to kick a like Brandon Aubry’s coming on for the Cowboys to kick a 70. They’re like the 47. This is going to be like a 64 yarder. streak ends today. Your boy Trav Brandon Aubry, who I consider one of the best kickers in football, is about to attempt a 64yd field goal to tie this game and send it into overtime. 64 yd field goal. 5 seconds to go to send this game into overtime. The Giants and Cowboys. The kick is up and it is good. Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] Holy hell. Oh my god. He just kicked a 64 yard. He’s on my fantasy team, too, AC. That is crazy. Shout out my fantasy team. Yeah, M. Jones did go off today. Kyle Shanahan’s offense, man. I said it before. I don’t think Brock Party is that good of a quarterback. Yeah. I mean, can we talk about it? Patriots caught a miracle. Hen steps out of bounds. Steps out of bounds. Oh, Big Daddy Joe. Oh, Big Daddy Joe. Big Daddy Joe. Your boy Tribe. Oh, yeah. I got someone in my group chat right now who’s a Giants fan just absolutely like collapsing. He just said, “Please, effing Nerf kicker.” 64 yards. Oh my god. I got to bring up your super chat. Defense first. All righty. Let’s see here. There we go. We got a $50 super chat from Big Daddy Joe. Bang. The new mod. Mr. Big Daddy Joe. The real one. The one from Delaware. The first state. my home state. Shout out to you, Big Daddy Joe. A great win and for another chug, which I got you. I got you. I got you. Thanks for the trust, of course. Double S and Michelle Rock and kudos. Kudos to you. The mods are great. Double S and Michelle. There’s not enough in there. There’s not enough for a chug. We’re celebrating this one. Look, Edward, I know, man. But still, you gotta at least celebrate the wins, right? You got to celebrate the wins because last year there was four of them. And one of them you hated. And I’m still mad. I’m glad happy that Will Campbell is a part of this team. Happy Will Campbell is a part of this team. But in week 18, you had the first overall pick and you won when you could have lost and got that first pick and you’re not drafting a quarterback. So you had your choice at anybody. You could have even traded back. So three of those wins you celebrated week one against the Bengals. I can’t even remember half the wins. We’re celebrating this one, guys. Cheers. Liver failure. That’s nothing, Haven. That is nothing. Oh my god. I got I gotta send it. Who? Jake Elliott. All right, we got what? Five people in here. 500 752. Oh, Southern Yankee. Southern Yankee. Candle. You think? I’m not even going to say it. Not even going to say it. Not even going to say it. Not even going to say it. Jacob Hutch coming in with a $2 super chat coming in. Milton Williams is my dad. He’s all of our dads, man. He’s all of our dads. All of our dads. This This game is in week two. I love football, man. I absolutely love football. And I love Southern Yankee cuz we got a $50 super chat from Southern Yanky. Bang. Thank you and your subs for inucing me to your platform. Haven’t had this much fun since the glory day. Shout out to you, Southern Yankee. We are live every single week here. Sundays, watch parties. We’re also live at Wednesdays at 4 PM Eastern. Also live 4 PM Eastern. So you can I I’d love for you to tune in. Love all the new people that’s coming in. Trade Christian Gonzalez for a kicker. You’re high. You are high. And you guys are got another one. So there we go. Dak starting at his own 10. CD Lamb with a catch. liver of steel double S. I went to college. I went to an SEC school. He had a lot of that every Saturday. Mike Frabel says his confidence never wavered in kicker Andy Borgalis after the two missed kicks. Cheers. I really need the Cowboys to win this one. Yeah, I will have an instant reaction video coming for you guys as soon as possible since I’m soloing. Haven, I didn’t We had so many people in the chat. Haven, if you follow me on Instagram or you follow me on Twitter, DM me what your clothing brand is. I want to see it. I’m sorry if I didn’t see it. It game got hectic, brother. You did? Did you send it to me? I haven’t checked my text. They’re going crazy. What’s my Twitter at the real Alper here? I’ll get I’ll I’ll put it in the chat for you guys. I’ll put it in the chat for you guys. Since I’m solo producing, I don’t really get to live tweet during the games, which kind of sucks. But to Soie, Germany won. Shout out to Germany. Did uh did Bolt is uh what’s our sub count? Let me tell you in a second. We did get a super chat from Tobi, so I’m going to bring that up first. T Soie coming in with a five. Germany is now world champ and European champion basketball. I will say to Soie did uh Oh man, Dak fumbled. Are is both Fran’s players um healthy? Are Fran Fron Vagner’s healthy? Is Mo healthy? Is Mo Vagner healthy? I know he tore his ACL last season. You want to go from the All right, we’ll go for the scores around the league and then I’ll get on out of here because I got to bring you guys an instant reaction video and I got to get this ready. So, let’s go around the scores. This game is still going on and then we’ll get on out of here. So, we got our final here. The Browns got blown out by the Ravens 41 to 17. And I’m an idiot for thinking that the Browns would have a chance. 17 points. Uh the Bengals amazing game against the Jags. Amazing game as Dak’s going deep and it’s incomplete. Fourth down. Giants are going to take over on downs. Oh boy. Giants Cowboys is in overtime right now. There are seven minutes to go. The Lions blew the doors off of the Bears. And then let’s see what else we got here. And the 49ers take down M. Jones and the 49ers take down the Saints 26-21. I think St. Brown, I think Omanra had a uh bunch of uh Wow, he just dropped that. St. Brown had a touchdown. I know for sure as Gunnar Oshensky is going to take this down to the 13 yardd line. 49ers are technically your team, Alexander. What are they? your uh what’s it called? Your your NFC team. Check the sub count before we get on out of here. 29754. We My goal was to get to 30. We did not get to 30, but we did gain over 500 subs on the day, which was awesome. You guys are the realest. All of you that super chatted are going to get are going to get raffle tickets to today’s to to a jersey of your choice that we’re raffling away at the end of the month as Russ is going to go deep and finds Malik Neighbors. They’re going to go down and score a field goal. They’re going to go down and score a field goal. Your boy Drew coming in an amazing game. Good offense. I’m happy. Can’t complain about one and one. It was a big bounceback game for the Patriots. Let’s go Pats to a jersey. No, a Patriots jersey of your choice. Gojo. Patriots jersey of your choice. It could be a Tom Brady. It could be whatever. They are just feeding neighbors. Double S Burl hurt his toe. He did hurt his toe. Did hurt his toe. Hope he’s okay. Never want to see someone get hurt. One and one. Got the Steelers coming up next. Steelers coming up next. No one knows when Gonzo is going to be back. Hopefully. Oh my god. Is that a fumble? Hopefully Gonzo will be back soon. We will find out next week at practice if he practices. I hope he does because if he doesn’t, you’re going up against Aaron Rogers. going up against Aaron Rogers. And that’s a big big big problem. Big problem. And I’m nervous. I’m nervous. Connor. Connor, shout out to you. Shout out to Charisha. Everybody that joined the stream today. It was a fun time. It’s very, very fun time. Scary, scary moments. He had a crash out at one point. Had a crash out. Moonball for Russ. And that’s incomplete. But um I want to get a reaction video out for all of you guys. Double S salute, brother. Shout out to you. Glad to see all of you in the stream today. It was a great one. And we’re going to be back tomorrow or back on Wednesday. We will be live on Wednesday and I’m going to get a reaction video out as soon as possible. Also have a video coming out tonight. got a video out going out Monday morning and we’ll be live next week. Next week at noon Eastern. So make sure make sure that you subscribe to the channel, turn on your notifications. It is a gigantic win for the Patriots today. One and one and the season’s just getting started. I’m Brett Alper and as always, let’s go Pats.
New England Patriots will be looking to avoid a 0-2 start to the 2025 NFL Season as they take on the Miami Dolphins in Miami. The Patriots struggled against the Las Vegas Raiders in Week 1 allowing Geno Smith to throw for over 360 yards. Meanwhile, the Dolphins were blown out by the Indianapolis Colts 33-8 and could not get anything going in the game. The Pats will be missing Christian Gonzalez and Keion White in this game while the Dolphins are missing James Daniels, Storm Duck and Austin Jackson. Mike Vrabel is looking for his first win as a Patriots head coach while Mike McDaniel is trying not to be fired. The Patriots have not won in Miami since September 15th, 2019. This Patriots vs. Dolphins stream will include a streaming scoreboard, play-by-play, highlights, stats and more. NE Patriots Today host Brett Alper provides all the analysis for this NFL Matchup only NFL on CBS could hope to bring you!
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Patriots vs. Dolphins
Kickoff: 9/14 1p ET
Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, FL
Dolphins -1.5
Total O/U 43.5
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RD. 1 #4 overall: Will Campbell (OT, LSU)
RD. 2 #38 overall: Treveyon Henderson (RB, Ohio St)
RD. 3 #69 overall: Kyle Williams (WR, Washington St.)
RD. 3 #95 overall: Jared Wilson (C, Georgia)
RD. 4 106 overall: Craig Woodson (S, California)
RD. 5 137 overall: Joshua Farmer (DL, Florida St.)
RD. 5 146 overall: Bradyn Swinson (EDGE, LSU)
RD. 5 182 overall: Andres Borregales (K, Miami)
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RD. 7 257 overall: Kobee Minor (CB, Memphis)
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