Aaron Judge crushes his 49th home run of the season!

14 comments

1. What an arc! MVP!

2. 370 feet my ass

3. Was actually a decent pitch too he just sat on it

4. *50th

5. “Voter fatigue”

   Suck my ass, r/baseball

6. MVP

7. He’ll hit #50 today too (really should be #51)

8. Baseball “fans” be like – “can he catch tho”

9. The fact that Raleigh is even in the conversation for MVP is a construct by the media to make the betting more interesting, because nothing is as boring for betting as a one horse race, which this is. 

10. I love when he skies one over that wall they built specifically so he wouldn’t hit so many goddamn home runs at that ballpark

11. A real beaut

12. MVP Captain 🚀for 99! ⚾️

13. His swing is so sexy. So is Stanton’s. It’s different, though.

    Judge’s swing is like getting slowly and deliberately seduced by a beautiful woman, having her methodically remove your clothes one by one until you are laid bare before her, helpless to do anything but lie there and wait for her to make love to you. You will feel cherished and adored and safe, and you know she’ll call you the next day.

    Stanton’s swing is like locking eyes with a dangerous-looking woman across the bar, and the next thing you know, she’s pegging you in the alley and telling you what a good boy you are. She gives you the best, most vicious, most mind-numbing orgasm of your life and you will never see her again.

14. Big number 99.