Jake DeBrusk and Derek Forbort want to be on Survivor 🏝️🔥

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1. Jake seems like that dorky guy you went to high school with… that everyone liked.

2. There’s no pokeeman on survivor, nerd!

3. Given that every pastor who has been on Survivor has been voted out I would say yes, they will absolutely vote out a pastor

4. “I would completely vote Probst everytime”

   I don’t care what they say, me too Jakey.

5. I think Jake DeBrusk is a Cirie/Parvati stan 👀

6. Changed your profession to pastor to guilt people into not voting you off is a big brain move.

7. Being a professional hockey player. Big mistake

8. Quinn – blindsided post-merge for having good relationships

   EP40 – early boot for being too quiet, social game not good enough

   Brock – dragged to the end but cut at final five for being a jury threat

   Kane – early boot for being a physical threat

   Höglander – will do well for the outdoorsy activites like fishing and camping and physical challenges but probably a merge boot.

   Myers – Blindsided at premerge via hidden immunity idol because he’s a glue guy

   Sherwood – Blindsided just before the merge
   because he is a physical threat

   MPetey – Second voted off

   Åman – late game boot but gets a “purple” edit

   Hronek – first boot due to bad social game and not talking to his tribemates. Only gets 2 confessionals.

   JDB – He wins

   Forbort – Loses to JDB but first runner up

   DOC – rando third placer but gets no votes

   Lankinen – Loses the final four firemaking challenge

   Garland – good social game, too likeable, very loyal, which is exactly why he goes home after a tribe swap in the premerge because he’s in the minority

   Blueger – Goes home with an idol in his pocket at postmerge

   Demko – Medivac’d

9. Being in this org is basically Survivor on skates

10. “Who’s in the group chat…….us and our girlfriends”

    Yea go figures lmao