[Paterson] no freak outs please, club insists maintenance day only for veterans Demko and Myers after playing last night. Lankinen getting day off after wife gave birth yesterday

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1. Don’t tell me what to do jeff, I insist on freaking out

2. Too late, trade everybody. Time to tank for McKenna.

3. WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE

4. dont give that balding fuck friedman any material

5. Demko out 1-13 weeks (e5)

6. Congrats to Kevin and the Lankinen family, he’s gonna make a great dad.

7. But we’re Canucks fans

8. Hi Jeff,

   Thank you for clarifying why they took the day off. Sometimes we do indeed freak out because we like this team to succeed. It is in these moments we realize not every maintenance day is an injury.

   Yours Truly,

   Canuck Fans from Asia

9. Please don’t ask me to not freak out, I want to freak out now

10. Not freaking out. Just biting my nails….

11. Who doesn’t think of a pink elephant when you tell them not to think of a pink elephant?

12. If Lankinen is napping on the bench now we know why.

13. Is Demko a veteran now??? He was just getting started when the muscles around his dick gave up

14. Ugh, just when it looked like Cootie Cootes and The Mancino were suddenly twin McDavids I planned the parade and now just as quickly I’ve cancelled the parade because Demko will retire from his latest injury confirmed and Lankinen got a babby so his gameplay is less good than ECHL now. Silovs is looking up at us from hell and laughing with an icepack on his head.

    So… not that? ^^

    I refuse your request JEFF.

15. Unrelated but I hope Labate can squeak in as a 13th or 14th forward. Dude is tough as nails and can scrap, we need more Sandpaper. Him and Kane makes us much tougher

16. It’s over.

17. Jeff Patterson pretending he’s not the one constantly fanning the flames of stupid Canucks narratives is the real take away from this tweet.

    Does our local media really think its the fans?

18. Yeah they also said Demmer would be back after the oilers series if they won that lol.

19. He hurt his knee?

    Omg!

20. But what of Hoglander’s supposed reevaluation today??