STANTON TWO-RUN SHOT PUTS US ON THE BOARD EARLY!

STANTON TWO-RUN SHOT PUTS US ON THE BOARD EARLY!
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  6. I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin with Giancarlo Stanton. We won’t ever have sex but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.

    I’ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Giancarlo. I won’t be able to climax an eventually l’ll go back downstairs, angry.

    Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each others eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.

    One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he’ll go inside, pen a brief missive to his parted friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

  10. Like a bear emerging from hibernation as the weather warms, Stanton senses the coming of October and is emerging from his slump. Mr. October is awakening.

  23. fun fact:

    they use the sound of big G smashing a baseball as the sound effect for all Hollywood baseball films

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