Giancarlo Stanton hits his 2nd home run of the game!

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1. THAT BAT SOUND IS PURE SEX

2. Postseason Stanton: Upload Complete

3. Dat ass! That’s the real dumper!

4. Just in time for the playoffs

5. You came to the wrong neighborhood Mr. Rogers

6. October Stanton came early!!!

7. Holy fuck Big G, he’s baaaack!

8. I desperately want Dongcarlo to stay healthy enough for 500

9. Jesus fuckin Christ, I can only get so erect.

10. STANTON ON BIDNESS

11. My man boner is showing 😍😍

    That CRACK off the bat makes me *MOIST*

12. It is that time of the year

13. Yankees have the MVP and the MVB (most valuable booty)

14. Momma, there goes that man again

15. Getting in October form

16. Stanton is unreal.

17. I bet that guy in the log cabin won’t have any problem finishing tonight

18. Giancarlo Stanton is not human. 

    He was created in a secret underground lab for the sole purpose of destroying baseballs. 

    That’s actually why he started his career under the name “Mike” , he was still in beta test mode. 

19. THEY TAGGED THE SHIT OUT OF ROGERS MAN

20. Not to sound like that guy, but it is so obvious when Stanton is about to get red hot. It’s literally all in his feet when he swings. More on his toe and balanced. Made the adjustment that’s why he’s so good

21. I’m here at the game, most no doubt homerun I’ve ever seen

22. That’s America’s ass

23. Heating up just in time for the playoffs. It would be awesome if he can repeat last season’s performance.

24. Jesus fuck. I think that blast made me pregnant.

     

    I’m a man.

25. Giancarlo healthy with 120 games plus every year is probably looking at 550-600 HRs. The fact that he’s still gonna get to 500 is insane given the pace has slowed due to injury, not ineffectiveness. I want a ring for this guy so bad.

26. Stanton saw some yellow leaves and locked the fuck in

27. I’m gonna pray every night we keep this momentum through the playoffs

28. Stanton!!!!

29. What a bomb

30. I’m pregnant.

31. Post season Giancarlo is no myth, We can always depend on him in October 🤌

32. This HR put me in the Doctors office. It was preemptive because I know this is gonna last more than 4 hours.

33. Yeah they are fucking hot against bad teams, but hot none the less.

34. DONT LET STANTON GET HOT

35. Is it October already?

36. Big G baby! 🚀⚾️

37. Hate myself for backing out of my home run bet
    Fml

38. It’s that time of the year again

39. Getting into postseason form

40. And our pitching is fucking dog shit today

41. Stanton eats lefties for breakfast

42. A long dong from Dongcarlo.

43. End of season Stanton:

    #YOU HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN MY FINAL FORM

44. Not washed.

45. who else re-wound that 8 times??

46. Injuries may have robbed us of our last 550-600 home run guy.

47. ENORMOUS FUCKIN’ G

48. He figured JUDGE hit two the other nite, might as well !

49. Well that escalated quickly.