Eliminated Astros feel pain of first playoff absence since ’16
September 28, 2025
Eliminated Astros feel pain of first playoff absence since ’16
36 comments



It is a good day folks.
Screw the cheaters.

Everybody liked that
29 other teams feel joy.
Why? “It’s just a piece of metal” – Rob Manfred


The rest of the AL

*bangs trashcan*
Edit: Reddit cares messageā¦.Why hello Astro fan. Welcome to not making the playoffs. Sit back, relax.




At least Jose can go get that new chest tattoo and not have to worry about anyone seeing it.
We’re all banging the world’s tiniest trashcan
Even Astros fans are relieved
Fuck em. Should have had a postseason ban for the next couple years after they cheated.

I feel no pain for this organization at all
Boo fucking hoo. Fuck these guys.

I enjoy it
Boston players all got the notification on their Apple Watches before it happened.
As a mlb fan, Im happy. As a Mariners fan, I am estatic! Wish the Asstros last place in the West for the next 10 years. Wish the Asstros last place in all of mlb for the next 20 years.
Only 19 more seasons to feel our pain!




And the world rejoices.


Rest in piss

DId the Astros misplace their garbage cans this season?
36 comments



It is a good day folks.
Screw the cheaters.

Everybody liked that
29 other teams feel joy.
Why? “It’s just a piece of metal” – Rob Manfred


The rest of the AL

*bangs trashcan*
Edit: Reddit cares messageā¦.Why hello Astro fan. Welcome to not making the playoffs. Sit back, relax.




At least Jose can go get that new chest tattoo and not have to worry about anyone seeing it.
We’re all banging the world’s tiniest trashcan
Even Astros fans are relieved
Fuck em. Should have had a postseason ban for the next couple years after they cheated.

I feel no pain for this organization at all
Boo fucking hoo. Fuck these guys.

I enjoy it
Boston players all got the notification on their Apple Watches before it happened.
As a mlb fan, Im happy. As a Mariners fan, I am estatic! Wish the Asstros last place in the West for the next 10 years. Wish the Asstros last place in all of mlb for the next 20 years.
Only 19 more seasons to feel our pain!




And the world rejoices.


Rest in piss

DId the Astros misplace their garbage cans this season?